00:08Oh my god, I am so proud of us. I feel very adult right now.
00:12Yeah, and you know, it'll be good to eat healthy or whatever.
00:15Wait, is that all for one recipe?
00:18Uh-uh, this is too much. What is a shallot?
00:22Oh my god, this thing's longer than the Unabomber's manifesto. This is gonna take forever.
00:27I know, I know, but we already paid for it. Think about the starving refugees, food scarcity, global warming, you
00:34know, all the reasons we're not having kids.
00:36Yeah, sure, fine. And just think, in two or three hours we'll have a delicious weekend lentil minestra. Are you
00:43shitting me?
00:44Let's divide this up. I'll chop, you cook.
00:47Cool. Good luck.
00:51Cut the scallions into quarter-inch cubes, huh?
00:57Mr. Ocean, I need you to get 11 of the swankiest crooks and cons together to pull the biggest bank
01:03heist in history.
01:04Ocean.
01:06Small dice the zest?
01:09What?
01:23De-seed the grapes. De-seed the grapes. Why don't they just send you seedless grapes? Those exist!
01:30Hey, hun, do I have time to get my gal pals together and do a little Ocean's Eleven style heist?
01:35Uh, yeah, I think so.
01:38All right.
01:38Wish me luck!
01:40Bye!
01:40Bye!
02:28Cool! Your turn.
02:32Fuck.
02:36I'm so hungry. When is dinner? I'm so hungry. When is dinner?
02:49Naomi, have you finished cooking dinner yet? I've already finished cataloging all of our
02:56beards and wigs. Coming up next on WKCE 103.7 The Sound is Andy Beckerman with his new hit
03:06single, Hungry, parentheses for dinner, colon, I'm starving. I'm so hungry. When is dinner?
03:23Tastes healthy.
03:43Do it!
03:43,
03:44.
03:44it.
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