00:05Uh, I wish Instagram was just bodega cats.
00:08I know.
00:09Hey, have you seen Megan and Lindsay's cat yet?
00:12Oh my god, that boy is so beautiful.
00:14I know.
00:14It's like the Naomi Campbell of cats.
00:16I'm actually kind of jealous.
00:18You shouldn't be allowed to have a cat that beauti-
00:21They shouldn't be allowed to have a cat that beautiful.
00:23Obviously.
00:24No shade, all shade?
00:26It's a mismatch.
00:27That's the kind of cat an old lady leaves all her money to.
00:29Like in her will.
00:30Yeah, yeah.
00:30It's like, sorry soup kitchens, but that beautiful boy does deserve those jewels.
00:34But Megan and Lindsay?
00:36What do they even do?
00:37Meg's an accountant at an architecture firm, and Lindsay has an Etsy store where she makes
00:42drapes out of vintage dresses.
00:44Ew.
00:45They do not deserve that cat.
00:47How much are the CDs?
00:49Uh, five bucks.
00:51Oh, yeah, I got that.
00:53Hey, let me ask you a question.
00:54Andy.
00:55No, no, what's up?
00:57Do you think these people deserve this cat?
01:00I'm sorry?
01:01Don't pay attention to him, okay?
01:03They shouldn't have that cat, but there's no need to rope you into this.
01:06I know, I know.
01:07I sound nuts.
01:08But this is about justice.
01:10Megan and Lindsay are parading their supermodel of a cat around-
01:13And yeah, supermodel.
01:14It's like the Christie Turlington of cats.
01:16They're parading around Instagram.
01:17I mean, how do they expect me to react?
01:20Not like a lunatic.
01:22Like you'd know.
01:23You don't understand.
01:24You probably don't even have cats.
01:25I have kids.
01:27Nerds, probably.
01:29Hey lady, you forgot your dumb CDs.
01:32Andy, they're your CDs.
01:34That's how I know they're dumb.
01:37It's Ska.
01:39Hey Meg, Lindsay.
01:41How the vintage curtains sound like vintage hotcakes?
01:44Aw, thanks for asking.
01:46Hey, do you think you're better than us?
01:49What?
01:50Ignore him.
01:51I mean, it's a fair question.
01:52Do you think you're better than us?
01:55What's going on?
01:56Your cat.
01:57Your beautiful cat that you flaunt all over the internet like some new engagement ring.
02:00Parading it around Instagram like Cindy Crawford or something.
02:03Do you only know models from that George Michael video?
02:06Obviously.
02:06Where'd you even get a cat that beautiful?
02:08We got her from a breeder.
02:10Oh, okay.
02:11There it is.
02:12I knew it.
02:13You guys are into eugenics.
02:15You know who else had a good looking cat, I bet?
02:17Hitler.
02:18Excuse me?
02:19We got our beautiful boys from a shelter, which makes us the real heroes of this story.
02:24What story?
02:27The, uh, the obviously insane story we made up about you guys in our heads.
02:33Yeah, sorry.
02:34We got worked up.
02:35You guys don't think you're better than us.
02:37No, we do.
02:38Have you seen our cat?
02:40It's like the Chrissy Teigen of cats.
02:42We're definitely better than you.
02:43It's the kind of cat that would have been worshipped in ancient Egypt.
02:47And it's ours.
02:49We don't think we're better than you.
02:51We are better than you.
02:58I am never questioning your judgment again.
03:00Great.
03:01Because I have a lot of opinions about that George Michael video.
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03:10What's all this?
03:11It's a lot of, what?
03:12The pointing?
03:13I'm not sure what he was drinking.
03:13I'm not sure what he was drinking.
03:13Okay?
03:13I'm making an eye verdader.
03:14We have friends.
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