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Getting the interview is half the battle. Now, all you have to do is stay calm before you meet your future boss. Don't let the stress of the moment get to you — think of all your accomplishments and how good it's going to feel when you tell your mom you got the job. Now, strike a power pose. You've got this.

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00:02James will be back in just a moment and then you can head in.
00:05Thanks.
00:11Hmm, look at these nerdy, brilliant guys up for the same job.
00:15This is mortifying. I'm not qualified.
00:17No, stop, you are. You're a leader in your industry.
00:21Says who, my mom?
00:22Does this gig even offer health care?
00:25I mean, what if I trip in the park and hit my head on one of those pigeon spikes
00:28and end up in the hospital?
00:33Yo, chill out. You are a genius.
00:36You deserve this job. Like, whoa, I've come so far.
00:39Final interview? My God, I'm gonna cry.
00:43No, I am not gonna cry. No, I am going to say my mantra.
00:47I am a rock star goddess. I am a rock star goddess. I am a rock...
00:51Hi.
00:53He probably got a full scholarship to, like, NASA or something.
00:57That guy's probably a part-time astronaut when he's now winning modeling competitions.
01:01Well, fine by me. I'm smart, too.
01:03I've won a lot of things. My resume says so. Boom!
01:10Okay. I am a rock star goddess. I am a rock star goddess. I am a...
01:14Hey, Michelle!
01:15Hi.
01:16Hi. It's so great to finally meet you.
01:18Yes.
01:18Come on in.
01:18Okay.
01:20Here goes everything.
01:20And, here goes everything.

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