00:04when you start to have sex the worst thing that can happen is a baby I took a
00:11pill every day for like 15 years to keep it empty then all of a sudden I want to
00:20get preg it's time to fertilize a rotten egg
00:25it's positive please put away the weed it's positive holy crap what if I bleed
00:33it's positive here come hemorrhoids and the back knee it's positive these
00:38hormones are attacking me like this one night all I could think about was taking
00:44a knife and stabbing it into drywall in like a sort of concerning way but I
00:51didn't and I'm totally fine now this dude stuck he's the size of a pair I can
00:58totally feel my abs tear invasion it's so weird to feel him kick invasion I am
01:07making a tiny dick invasion sometimes I puke when I sneeze invasion can you get
01:14off my bladder please oh my god it has to come out suddenly I'm full of self-doubt
01:23birth I'll be calm like a saint birth I feel very worried about my date birth my mom
01:32says it's not so bad birth but the cute family stories that during my birth she
01:38threatened to divorce my dad I can't tell what's real and what's a facade but I'm
01:44creating life so suck it god life this baby's worth the pain life I can't wait
01:53to meet your brain life we're gonna be a team life you are my ultimate dream
02:09oh I gotta pee
02:11oh I gotta pee
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