00:00This is what I want to ask you, too, on the subject of gyms.
00:03I don't know if you belong to a gym that has a juice bar in it.
00:09No, I've never afforded that.
00:11Who buys juice at the gym? Because it's so intimidating.
00:14It is very intimidating. It's always very green and very expensive.
00:18It feels like no one here is relating to that, because I didn't really get a reaction.
00:21But every time I've gone to buy a juice at an Equinox, it's like...
00:26Oh, what's that?
00:26Sorry, I named you.
00:28No, you earned it.
00:29Every time I've gone to...
00:30But I don't belong...
00:31But, like, they're always like, do you have cash?
00:36And I'm like, what?
00:41Wait, they ask if you have cash at the juice bar?
00:44Just put it on the thing.
00:46But they don't take a credit card?
00:48You know, they always make me feel like I can't get juice there.
00:52I do...
00:56You know, I only...
00:58I've never fully belonged at UNOS, but I had a guest membership at UNOS once.
01:04I was, like, subletting somewhere, and so for three months I went to that gym.
01:09And the person who served the juice, I just remember being...
01:12They were so beautiful.
01:14Yeah.
01:14And I was so intimidated.
01:16And I made the most, like, disgusting, shameless attempts to try to, like, be their cool friend.
01:26When I would go buy a juice.
01:27What would you do?
01:28I'd just be like, hey, what's up?
01:30Or, hi, what kind of juice do you have to...
01:35I don't know.
01:36I just wanted to seem like I fit in there.
01:40Oh, my God.
01:41And it did not work.
01:42That's how I always feel.
01:44It's like when you feel your personality being so big, and you just feel, like, around a cool, quiet person.
01:50Yeah, someone whose energy is just at rest.
01:55Half of the interactions I have with people, I'm like, hey, I'm going to...
02:00Hello!
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