00:10Oh, hey sexy.
00:12Don't touch me.
00:14Oh, oh right. We're gonna pretend to break up again.
00:17I'm not pretending. We're done. You're pathetic.
00:20Really? Really?
00:23Look, we both know that for all the empowered woman bullshit that you spew out in the world,
00:29that deep down you're just a scared little girl.
00:31You do not know shit about me.
00:33You're only as sick as your secrets.
00:36I should have let you die that night when you overdosed in Vegas.
00:39That's what I should have done.
00:41Oh really?
00:43Why don't you go back to the fucking bathroom?
00:45Why are you even cooking this fucking food anyway?
00:47We all know what happens, Jessie.
00:49Get the fuck out of here.
00:49It's no secret.
00:50Get the fuck out of here.
00:52Get out!
00:53What?
00:54Yeah, you fucking pussy.
00:59Let's go.
01:04Let's go.
01:13Let's go.
01:18Let's go.
01:34We're gonna find out about race, race in America, racial tension, does race still exist?
01:42Why does every black guy want to have sex with me?
01:44These are life's big questions.
01:46As a fine young black man, would you have sexual relations with me?
01:49You don't have to, but would you?
01:51Yeah.
01:52Would you hit this?
01:53Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:54Okay.
01:55Sure.
01:55Would you hit this?
01:57Yeah?
01:58I'm pretty much a relationship type of person.
02:00So you're like wham, bam, let's have a joint checking account ma'am.
02:04I try to stay positive.
02:07I try to stay faithful, spiritual, clean, and honest.
02:15Sounds like a real angry black man to me.
02:17These white men don't look at me.
02:20White men look through me.
02:21White men are like, excuse me, get out of the way Filipino boy.
02:24Would you guys hit this?
02:26I'm not gonna answer that on camera.
02:27Exhibit A.
02:28Cute, windy, indie white boys with beards fucking hate me.
02:31Is it just like, is it a cultural thing?
02:34No.
02:34Are your standards just lower?
02:36Are you drunk?
02:36Well, how would, how does wanting to be involved with you have to do anything about lowering standards?
02:44I mean, that's, that's not a compliment to yourself.
02:53Stuart, what is with all the cryptic texts, dude?
02:55There she is, my favorite.
02:58Dude, I already told you I don't need you.
03:01I do not need any penises in my life anymore.
03:03Right, this is good, right.
03:03This is good, but save it for the fucking cameras, J-Dog.
03:06What cameras?
03:06I heard a voice.
03:09From deep within me, alright?
03:10A spirit, if you will.
03:11A voice that said, pick up the phone, Stuart.
03:13Call Waste.
03:14Explain to them that that little PMS breakdown that you had,
03:16was simply just an example of your groundbreaking brand.
03:20That you are exactly the fucking person that they need on the front line.
03:24And guess what?
03:25What?
03:26They fucking bought it, Jess.
03:28They fucking want you!
03:29They're sending you to the Middle East.
03:31To Pakistan or Palestine, I don't know, one other fucking piece.
03:34But they're sending you tonight.
03:35Red-eye.
03:36Boom!
03:37And guess what?
03:38I'm going with you, J-Dog.
03:40Oh my god!
03:41I don't know!
03:42Alright, alright, alright.
03:44Oh my god, you little shit!
03:46I don't know what to say.
03:49Listen, now that everybody loves you though,
03:52don't forget you love me.
03:54Everybody loves me?
03:56Come here.
03:58One day this will all be ours.
04:00Go pack your bags, camel toe!
04:03Oh!
04:04Oh!
04:04Oh!
04:05Oh!
04:05Oh!
04:05Palestine!
04:06Pakistan!
04:08I love you.
04:10Pakistan!
04:11Congratulations!
04:13So listen mom, I was going through a rough patch,
04:16but things are going to get better.
04:18Honey, better?
04:19What do you mean better?
04:20I am like, in such a better place now.
04:22I'm like, so good.
04:24Like...
04:24Honey!
04:25What?
04:26You can tell me anything.
04:28Anything!
04:29Okay.
04:30Oh my god.
04:30So here's the thing.
04:33Are you gay?
04:35No, mom.
04:36You can be gay.
04:37Everybody's gay now, and it's alright.
04:39No, mom.
04:40Our dog walker is gay.
04:41She's a lesbian.
04:42Although she seems profoundly unhappy, but...
04:44Oh my god.
04:45I don't have time to shave.
04:47That doesn't mean that I like pussy.
04:49You know what?
04:49You don't need to listen to grandpa,
04:51because not everybody needs to have babies
04:54and get married right away.
04:56That's not that, mom.
04:57And you can always freeze your eggs.
04:59I am bulimic.
05:04I don't understand.
05:05I was like a little bulimic,
05:07and now I'm not anymore.
05:09So...
05:10Honey.
05:11You're not bulimic.
05:15I mean, it's not like a suggestion.
05:17Well, you're just...
05:18You're beautiful, and you're happy,
05:20and you're successful, and you're tan.
05:25Ugh, mom.
05:26I thought you'd be, like, happy for me,
05:28because I'm better now,
05:30because I got better.
05:32I mean, you say to me...
05:35I'm...
05:36I was bulimic, but now I'm better?
05:39You need to, like, you need a lesson
05:41in how to be a mother right now.
05:43I went through a really hard thing.
05:45I'm better now.
05:46You're proud of me.
05:47Go ahead.
05:54Are you, like, seriously that dumb, mom?
05:57Like, I honestly feel bad for you at this point.
06:01Why are you telling me this?
06:05Forget it, okay?
06:07I shouldn't have said anything.
06:09I'm successful.
06:10I'm happy.
06:11I'm tan.
06:13I have to pee.
06:27You are the parent.
06:28She is the child.
06:30She's gonna die soon.
06:33Mama!
06:35Need some wine.
06:37Jessie.
06:37It's okay.
06:38I forgive you.
06:40I think you should leave.
06:43Seriously?
06:44Yeah.
06:46I got so much going on with my book tour coming up,
06:49and I'm in the middle of the renovation,
06:51and you're not the only one with stuff.
06:54You know what I mean?
06:59Have a good trip.
07:07All that I want is a pair of wings to fly into the blue world.
07:18Oh, Miss Jessie.
07:20Hi.
07:21Hola.
07:22It's been so long.
07:24I've missed you.
07:25Do you have any day-old donuts by chance?
07:27I'm going to the homeless shelter, so I wanted to drop some off.
07:30Oh, you are so sweet.
07:32I love you.
07:34Oh.
07:37Here you go.
07:40God bless you.
07:41Jesus loves you.
07:42Jesus loves you.
07:56Jesse, I'm at the gate.
07:57Where the fuck are you?
07:58I'm on the way.
07:59I'm almost there.
08:00But you can't miss this fucking flight, alright?
08:03Everybody from Waste is here.
08:04Everyone is waiting for you.
08:06Dude, chill out.
08:08I'll do that.
08:09I'll do that.
08:09The plane is boarding.
08:12Boarding.
08:13Yeah, I can see the airport from here.
08:15I'm...
08:18Fuck.
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08:39Oh.
08:43Oh, hey, babe.
08:45Miss you too, babe.
08:48Oh, yeah.
08:49Oh, my God.
08:51Oh, you're so deep.
08:53Mom.
08:56I want my pussy pop job.
08:58Pop my pussy.
09:07Fuck.
09:08Beep, beep, beep, beep.
09:13Cole, call me, okay?
09:16Hi.
09:17Hi.
09:17Billy Jess with the horn.
09:19I'm excited to see you.
09:20I'm excited to see you too.
09:22I want the whole world to know.
09:24Cheese nuts.
09:32Cheese nuts.
09:33You want some?
09:36I'm trying to be good.
09:37Take it.
09:38I'm not hungry.
09:39Take it.
09:40Eat it.
09:40I don't want it.
09:41Take it.
09:41Take it.
09:42Take it.
09:48You are so stupid.
09:57Poor gang.
09:59Are you the only one that came to visit me?
10:02Wanna go?
10:04Before you overdose again.
10:06Too soon.
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