00:00I like our dressing room here where we were asked to send photos.
00:05I sent photos of my family.
00:07And I sent pictures of myself.
00:08Of yourself, right?
00:09Well, you know, this is what's important to me.
00:11Yeah.
00:11Me bald, me with hair, me in the dark, me in sequined pants.
00:16As a rich white woman.
00:17As a rich white woman.
00:29Hey, Marsha.
00:30Hey.
00:31Last night was fun.
00:32You crushed.
00:32Oh, thank you so much.
00:33Your set was so good.
00:34My friend loved your set.
00:35So I'm remixing my look a little bit.
00:38I shaved all my hair off last year and I bleached it on Sunday.
00:42I walked into the salon and I was like,
00:44Make me look like Jada Pinkett Smith.
00:49And the hairdresser was like, Jaden Smith?
00:54Say no more, fam.
00:57So now I look like Will Smith's sexy son.
01:01Okay.
01:02Remember when NASA sent a woman to space for only six days
01:08And they gave her 100 tampons.
01:16100 tampons.
01:23And they asked, will that be enough?
01:25Last night was fun because it really changes the vibe
01:28when the audience is there to laugh and not to hate you.
01:31Yeah.
01:32Because like sometimes stand-up audiences, I swear,
01:33will like come out just to be like...
01:35To be like, make me laugh.
01:37I would love to see it.
01:38I would love to see it.
01:39I've never laughed once in my life.
01:40But I think when you're good at what you're doing on stage
01:43and it looks so effortless, people watching you are like,
01:46Oh, I'm funny too!
01:47Exactly.
01:48And that's where hecklers are born.
01:52So do you write your premises down in your phone?
01:56No.
01:56I always say if somebody like found my premises,
01:58I would be humiliated.
02:01Oh, let me see, friend.
02:02Let's humiliate you in a moment.
02:04I wonder if they're that bad right now.
02:06Okay.
02:06Okay.
02:07Harvey Weinstein.
02:08Some topical material in here.
02:09Have you seen him in like his walker?
02:11Yeah.
02:11I love that like he's basically being like,
02:14I have no strength without the rape.
02:16Wow.
02:17I got all my power from the rape.
02:18Oh my God.
02:19Leave it in there.
02:20Yes.
02:21People who smoked into their 80s know that God wanted them here.
02:25Yeah.
02:26The confidence they sort of exude.
02:28Anytime they do like a news story on like the oldest woman in New York or whatever,
02:32she's like 112 and they're like, what's your secret?
02:34And she's like, I don't eat vegetables and I smoke weed.
02:38Yeah.
02:38And people are like, oh.
02:39Yeah.
02:39And she always says she like never got married or like divorced early.
02:43Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:44Ugh.
02:45Twitter is amazing.
02:46I wrote Twitter is amazing in there.
02:48Yeah.
02:49Twitter is amazing.
02:52So you don't write your jokes in your phone?
02:54No.
02:54Well, have like an outline of what I think I'm going to talk about.
02:58Yeah.
02:58And my memory is so bad that I'll go out there and everything's gone.
03:03So I'm just like, sir, those the shoes you wore tonight?
03:07And I just, and people think I'm mean and it's just, you know, my anxiety, you know?
03:11Interesting.
03:12Wait, you have anxiety?
03:13Mean people have anxiety too.
03:15That's like a real thing.
03:17Interesting.
03:18You know, it's my, it's my shield.
03:19Uh-huh.
03:19Right, right.
03:20Also, I'm just mean.
03:21Well, what do you have on your phone?
03:23Can I see anything?
03:24I got some dating apps.
03:25Let me see.
03:26My profile says, I'm just here to have a good time.
03:29Maybe get on somebody's boat.
03:32That's perfect.
03:34Artist.
03:35Ooh.
03:35Cause I don't like putting comedian on there.
03:37Lives in New York.
03:37Cause then they like.
03:38I cannot put comedian on dating app.
03:40It's so bad.
03:41Like you can't.
03:42Anytime I match with a guy and he's like, oh, I saw you perform at such and such.
03:46Yeah.
03:47I immediately dry up.
03:49And then I unmatch them.
03:51Yeah.
03:51I don't, I don't like when people know more about me than I know about them.
03:55No.
03:55I think it's creepy.
03:56It, it definitely be weird if they're like going out of their way to like find you.
03:59I don't like the Instagram DMs usually.
04:01Unless it's like a friend of a friend and it's not like a fan thing.
04:04Men don't slide in my DMs on Instagram.
04:06Cause you're too pretty.
04:07Apparently I'm intimidating.
04:08Cause you're too pretty.
04:08Which is crazy to me.
04:10They're probably scared you're gonna screenshot it.
04:12And like put it on.
04:13And I always do.
04:16I matched with a dude once that we were having a conversation.
04:18We were supposed to meet up and he was like, he was like, wait, whoa, wow.
04:24Uh, I just saw you on Comedy Central.
04:27He was like, forget the date.
04:28We should be friends.
04:30And I was like.
04:30See, that's what it turns into too.
04:32Is they're like, can I pick your brain about how to get him to accommodate?
04:34Yeah.
04:35No, it turns people weird because they see you being funny.
04:39I feel like, especially if you're a woman and they're like, I should have done that.
04:44Like, and it's like, well, it's too late.
04:47I think for me, being a female comic means people will come up to you after the show
04:51and be like, wow.
04:53Yeah.
04:54Wow.
04:55You were really funny.
04:56You were my favorite.
04:58She talked good.
04:59Yeah.
04:59She talked real good.
05:01They come up to you after and they're like, you can walk and talk and hold a microphone.
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