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00:03MUSIC
00:32Whoops.
01:06Oh, it's looking good, Dave.
01:08No worries.
01:46Oh, this is just perfect, isn't it?
01:52You know, when the estate agent showed me round, she said,
01:55I'm so sorry.
01:57You're going to have to gut the place.
01:58It's not been touched since the 70s.
02:00I said, are you kidding, love?
02:02It's perfect.
02:03It is like a time capsule.
02:05Just got time to get my lucky frame up.
02:07Pull me open.
02:11What is that?
02:15I ran away to London when I was a teenager.
02:18Got into hairdressing.
02:19And I was working all the high-end salons.
02:22All the top folk were coming in.
02:24I knew them all.
02:25And they knew me.
02:26It were lovely.
02:27And when they'd had a whizzer and I was sweeping up after, I'd preserve a lock.
02:33Rod Stewart.
02:35David Cassidy, look.
02:37It's George Best.
02:39It's so black, it's almost deep blue.
02:41Noddy Holder.
02:43Blondie.
02:44It's the goodies.
02:46Kate Bush.
02:48Parkinson himself.
02:51Oh, Donna Summer.
02:53That is a clip of Bjorn's beard from ABBA.
02:56And my prize?
02:58A snippet dear David.
03:00Bowie.
03:02From his Ziggy days.
03:03Sorry, it's just...
03:04It is eight tenths off the perpendicular and a centimetre off the vertical, so...
03:10May I?
03:11Yeah.
03:17So exciting.
03:18I've been researching the seventies since I got the job.
03:21I like to be thorough.
03:23I noticed that at your interview.
03:24Is that why I got the job?
03:26Oh, hey.
03:27I do like this music.
03:30That is why you got the job.
03:31Come on, give us a twirl.
03:36Oh, no.
03:39Be gone.
03:42Come on.
03:44Be gone.
03:46Scoot.
03:49Don't be a brittle woman.
03:56Watch out.
03:59Yeah, it's mainly junk.
04:02I'm gutting the place.
04:04Yeah.
04:05You have a right good clear-out.
04:07And there's one or two things you might want to pass your experienced eye over.
04:12Mr Terry, I've got a hair appointment.
04:14What?
04:15Hair appointment.
04:16Shh.
04:18Sorry, race.
04:19Well, to be honest, Terrence, I don't envisage there being much for me.
04:23And to be frank, I don't fancy a trip out for now.
04:27Hey, don't be too hasty.
04:29There's a few choice things.
04:30Here, let me look.
04:31Er, nice candlestick.
04:34Condiment holder.
04:36Antique cup and saucer.
04:37Yeah.
04:38One second, pray.
04:40Er, please describe.
04:42Well, it's, erm...
04:45Wait there, let me take a photo.
04:47Hang on.
04:48Let me get some light.
04:56Two seconds, race.
05:12Did you get the photo?
05:14Yes.
05:15Yes, I got it all right.
05:17I'm coming over.
05:19Keep it safe.
05:23Rizzo.
05:27Mr Terry, we agreed that if I worked late last night, I could have a few hours off today.
05:33I'm already late, and if I missed that boss...
05:35Yes, yes.
05:36Go then, toddle on.
05:38You did say you tried to sort something out from the charity shop.
05:41I've already donated my frank stuff after you...
05:44Oh, yes, yes.
05:45Oh, just take that box of crap.
05:48It's going to skip anyway.
05:50Move it!
05:51And get that pronto.
05:59Blummin' it.
06:00What a rush.
06:12Sorry, I'm so late.
06:14Oh.
06:14Sorry.
06:14So sorry.
06:15Can I leave this here?
06:16Of course you can.
06:19I've got to get it down to the charity shop.
06:21Then after that, straight on the bus and back to work.
06:25Sorry.
06:27That painting's a bit circa 1970, isn't it?
06:30Oh, have it if you like.
06:31It was destined for the skip.
06:33Just don't ask me which way up it goes.
06:37She's struggling for lollipop, love.
06:41Oh, 25% off?
06:44Welcome is that.
06:45How did you know?
06:46I'm a hairdresser.
06:47Read the cock, kid.
06:48What?
06:49She's more than Jeff in the left ear as well.
06:52You're our first ever customer.
06:53Pardon, love.
06:54You're our first ever customer.
06:56Oh, sorry, love.
06:57I'm a bit hard of hearing in this blink inside.
07:01Sorry.
07:01She has the hair always pushed back over the left ear.
07:03You can see the permanent kink.
07:07I'm Val, by the way.
07:09Valerie Stromboli, isn't it?
07:11It is, love.
07:12There hangs the tale.
07:15I remember me first cut here as a girl.
07:18Me mother brought me.
07:19It's exactly the same.
07:21In fact, I think that very track was playing.
07:24Oh, it's lovely, isn't it?
07:26Clary's a convert.
07:27So, take a seat in Sir Swivel.
07:36Are you all right?
07:37I never look in the mirror for more than a second or two lately.
07:41Look at the sorry, sorry state of me.
07:44Oh, are you sure you're all right?
07:47Can I get you a tea or a coffee?
07:51Ever since my friend went, I've let myself go.
07:59You're with us now.
08:01Leave yourself in my hands.
08:04Oh.
08:08I'm here for my appointment.
08:10Sorry.
08:11At what time was it?
08:13Now.
08:14Now?
08:16I've got nothing in my book, I'm afraid.
08:18Every third month, I have it on this time, on this date.
08:22Sorry, the last owner sold up, love.
08:24But it's no problem.
08:25If you can wait.
08:26No!
08:33Oh, dear.
08:34Don't give her any mind.
08:36That's Miss Prue.
08:37No need to explain.
08:39Those with straight fringes that go that way are always like that.
08:42What do you mean?
08:43They've no patience.
08:44She moves around the town like that.
08:46That's Bob on.
08:47They call her Miss Prue, never Q.
08:49Yeah, she lives alone.
08:51She was in the teaching profession, probably.
08:53And she is not popular with anyone.
08:56Yes?
08:56How did you know?
08:58Oh, she's like the hairdressing homes.
09:00Elementary, my dear Clare.
09:03They're all blinking lot there, all right.
09:06Except she's no time for anyone.
09:09Except a titchy dog.
09:11And even she can't stand her.
09:13Spinster of the parish.
09:14Well, not quite.
09:16I could tell you a few things about old Prue and a certain gentleman antique dealer.
09:23Oh, hanky-panky.
09:26Well, let's just say, furtive conversations in darkened corners.
09:35Oh, I'm sorry.
09:37I'm so sorry.
09:38I can't settle until I've got that box to the charity shop and back to work.
09:44Oh, don't you worry about that.
09:46I'll nip it up in me break.
09:47Oh.
09:54She's not moving.
09:57Oh, she's scarier.
10:00Let me get me maddy-baddy face on.
10:08Not yet.
10:11It's on the sign.
10:21Never fails.
10:24Oh, there's another one.
10:26Oh.
10:29Not.
10:32Oh, my God.
10:33It's her.
10:33It's her.
10:35It's you.
10:36The new hairdresser in town.
10:38You're not supposed to be in because of the sale.
10:41Oh.
10:41I'll put it sideways.
10:42Come on in.
10:43Come in.
10:43Just bringing your box.
10:44Put the box down there.
10:46It's all done.
10:46Thanks.
10:47And would you mind terribly putting those on the...
10:49Oh, what's these leaflets?
10:50You know.
10:51Well, welcome to the Harrods of Hand-me-down.
10:56As it's known.
10:58Here.
10:59Let's get these products placed.
11:01Oh.
11:0125% off.
11:03Get this, Dobby.
11:04Oh, I'll have some of that.
11:07What brought you here, dear?
11:08Oh, a place of me own.
11:10Somewhere quiet.
11:11Yeah.
11:11Doing what I love best.
11:12What about you?
11:13Same.
11:14Sameses.
11:15I danced all over.
11:17Cabarets, casinos, cruises.
11:20Till me tendons screamed out for mercy.
11:22And I find my calling here among the castors.
11:26Ah.
11:27Don't encourage him.
11:28He'll be given his story via means of interpretive deaths in a minute.
11:33Where'd you come from?
11:35Oh, worked in London most of me career.
11:37Oh, I've got a taste at smoke and all.
11:40Drag review off Piccadilly.
11:42Oh.
11:42I'm wearing second-hand hats, second-hand clothes, never had a single thing that's new.
11:55We had Danny Laraboo in our shop once.
11:56Don't tell me, was she working at Sassoon's and Leonard of Mayfair, all that lot?
12:02Yeah.
12:02Oh.
12:03Bestool my beating heart.
12:05I mean, that must have been marvellous.
12:07Here you are.
12:09Meet the mob.
12:10Lonnie.
12:11Lily.
12:12And on ironing and pricing and everything else, we have...
12:16Dubby!
12:18Our grand Friday.
12:20She does the lot.
12:22Oh, and on the sorting and southern grunts, we have the bad lads in the back.
12:27Community service.
12:28Right, right, right, right.
12:29Lads!
12:32I hope.
12:34They won't be requiring your 25% off, as you may have noticed.
12:38Good thing you've come when you've come.
12:40We're about to lower the drawbridge.
12:42God save us.
12:44Hang on to everything that's not nailed down.
12:46Dobby's bingo dobbo went last time, didn't it, love?
12:48Yes.
12:49Here, you'll be losing this one and all.
12:51Initialed and all.
12:54Me lucky dubber.
12:55Dobby's a bingo barmy.
12:58Goes nowhere without your dubber.
12:59Do your doublet.
13:01Oh!
13:03Cheeky!
13:04I had a lipstick, that hue, in 72.
13:09God love us.
13:11What a mess.
13:13Dear, oh dear.
13:14Terrence!
13:15All right, race.
13:16Hey.
13:17Yeah?
13:18All right.
13:19Just brushing off the dust and the past.
13:22Too many memories, you see.
13:24I recall this establishment in its heyday.
13:27I bet you do.
13:28That's all I just took off.
13:30I got it as a job, look.
13:32Oh, yeah, so much junk, look.
13:35Hey, let me show you that takeover.
13:36Oh, yes, yes, yes.
13:44Wait.
13:45Daff Mare's taken the wrong box.
13:47Right.
13:48Before we go any further, this was definitely it.
13:53Course it bloody was.
13:54Right, sorry.
13:55Where is it?
13:56The charity shop.
13:57You do realise it was worth 35, at least?
14:01Oh, great.
14:02It's 35 quid down the swanny.
14:04No.
14:0635,000.
14:09I'm sorry I'm late.
14:12It's...
14:14Do you like me hair?
14:19Oh.
14:21Here.
14:25What a haul.
14:26I know.
14:28It was like Raiders of the Lost Ark, though I did get out by a whisker.
14:30What?
14:31The charge of the four for two soon, Arnie.
14:33Hey, and guess who was at the head of it?
14:34Elbowen like a good one.
14:35Who?
14:36Miss Prue?
14:36She glared at me with a...
14:38Get out of my way or die.
14:40And the corners on that trolley.
14:42Ow!
14:43Like the daggers on Boudicca's chariot wheel.
14:45Come on, Val.
14:46Step out for goodness sake.
14:47I'm so sorry.
14:49Hop in the back.
15:00Okay.
15:01Right hand.
15:02Red.
15:04Oh, Val.
15:06You're beautiful, Barney.
15:07The box!
15:08Have you still got that box?
15:15Where's the teacup?
15:16Sorry.
15:17The teacup man.
15:19Sorry, what?
15:19It was in the box I brought.
15:21Oh, that box.
15:22It's still by the door.
15:24Shift.
15:27Shift.
15:29Nothing here.
15:30It must have been sold then.
15:31Didn't see it go, no.
15:33Oh, I never miss a sale or a receipt.
15:36Whatever the siege, no teacup pass by me.
15:39Listen here, you.
15:40I need that teacup back.
15:42Listen here, foghorn.
15:43No teacup was sold.
15:44You saying it's been nicked?
15:46Must have been.
15:46I want this place turning over.
15:49You hear me?
15:49I want my teacup back.
15:50It's been turned over.
15:52Everything's gone.
15:54Listen, there's been tons of people through this place.
15:56It could be anywhere.
15:57I want it!
15:58Hey.
15:59Hey!
16:00Calm down.
16:01Calm down, old boy.
16:02Someone must have seen something.
16:03Right?
16:04I'm letting you know I will get that teacup and saucer back if it kills me.
16:08Or I have to kill someone.
16:10And you're sacked!
16:15Well, just to explain his rather over-temperate reaction.
16:18This is a piece dating from the 18th century.
16:22Oh, swipe me sideways.
16:24I mean, it is what you might call most collectible.
16:28Here, see.
16:29Oh, that's beautiful.
16:32Exquisite.
16:34Oh, I like that.
16:35It's lovely.
16:37And it is worth £35,000.
16:42But cup must come with saucer.
16:51Only the best for you.
16:56It was crazy.
16:58And Lonnie turned whole shop over again once they'd gone,
17:01and it wasn't there.
17:04Oh.
17:11The van just missed her.
17:13It was going hell for leather.
17:16Oh, she's terrified, poor thing.
17:19Baby.
17:19Let's have a look at the identification.
17:22Miss Prudence Snook.
17:25114 Chapel Street.
17:27I reckon that's that Miss Prue that came in here.
17:30They did say she had a dog.
17:31Oh, poor baby.
17:35We better get her back.
17:48I guess it must be that one.
17:48Oh, no!
17:50It must be that...
17:51Oh, it must be that one!
17:51Oh, no!
17:53Don't get them!
18:11Wait, wait.
18:16Come on, just...
18:17Miss Prue!
18:19We found your dog!
18:21I hate you.
18:22Yeah, we can't just do it again.
18:28Miss Prue?
18:37Aaron?
18:38Yeah?
18:46Take silence.
18:49Well, it's nothing right to that, just to be honest.
18:53That's not what I've heard anyway.
18:55Take care.
18:56And if you hear anything else, you know...
19:00Miss Prue was known to the police.
19:02She was diagnosed as a kleptomaniac.
19:05Blimey.
19:05We were watching her, but assured by her doctor that she was cured.
19:08Obviously not.
19:09I mean, it looks like a simple and sad accident waiting to happen.
19:12There's way too much stuff here.
19:13She was climbing the ladder and fell.
19:16What?
19:16I'm sorry you can't come in here.
19:18Oh, sorry.
19:19What's going on?
19:21Just on my way back from Bingo, saw the police car and that.
19:24I have to ask you to leave.
19:26There's been an accident.
19:28It's Miss Prue.
19:29She's dead.
19:30Oh!
19:32Terrible accident, according to the undertakers.
19:35Crushed to death by her own spoils.
19:37Right.
19:38Now, please, ladies, I really need everyone to...
19:40She's a kleptomaniac, it seems.
19:41Hey?
19:42Oh, isn't that like a thief who's not a thief?
19:46Kleptomania is the inability to resist the urge to steal items,
19:49usually for reasons other than personal use of financial gain.
19:52She got stuff from all over the village by the looks of things.
19:57Crushed, you say?
19:58Hmm.
20:00Right there.
20:02Oh, God.
20:03What a way to go.
20:06Seen quite a few things from the charity shop.
20:08Please, madam, both of you will have to leave now.
20:10I recognise that sundial.
20:11That's from the park.
20:12Yes, yes.
20:13Out you go, please.
20:14Nothing too large or too small, it seems.
20:16Oh!
20:17Look, there.
20:18Those curling tons.
20:19They're ours, aren't they?
20:21Yes, they are.
20:21Well, she must have taken them when she came in the shop.
20:24God, she was quick and crafty, all right.
20:28Like it.
20:28Well, best not to touch anything yet.
20:31Oh, right.
20:32Yeah.
20:36Oh!
20:45Achoo!
20:46Oh, I'm allergic to dogs.
20:49That's me gone.
20:51Where's her?
20:52Newsflash.
20:53That's what we call Wincy.
20:55She'll be off now.
20:56I'll be all over the village in a trice.
20:59I don't know if this is the right time, but can you book me in for ten tomorrow?
21:04You got that, Clary?
21:05Yeah, I will do.
21:07Bail.
21:08So, so sad.
21:10Achoo!
21:11Lily, she's all on her own.
21:13What's going to happen to her now?
21:14She'll be putting a pound overnight.
21:16Oh, the poor little thing.
21:17Clary, get her food and some tins.
21:19We'll take her overnight.
21:20Oh, I'm not sure the protocol and...
21:24Yeah.
21:25Yeah.
21:26I'll just...
21:27I'll just make a note of it.
21:34Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
21:37There might be more to this than meets the eye.
21:40Can't think on an empty stomach.
21:42Let's settle the dog, and then I'll treat you to a meal.
21:54Yeah.
21:54Well, what I'm hearing is that she was one of those klepto things.
21:58You know.
21:59Cheers, mate.
22:00Hale.
22:00Hale.
22:01Hale.
22:02I don't know how to come to think of it.
22:03I was always a box of wooden forks down when she'd been by.
22:06Yeah.
22:07It's like everything she'd stolen just turned on her.
22:10Oh, God.
22:11Does anyone know any more?
22:12No.
22:13Well, listen to this.
22:13Apparently, she stormed out of the charity shop earlier.
22:17She stormed in and out of here.
22:18Hmm?
22:19Dobby from charity shop were in buying everybody a chippy tea to cheer them up.
22:23I mean, it's been chaos down there today.
22:25Oh, are you?
22:26The incident with that Harry's tea cup, yeah?
22:28Hey, hey, listen.
22:29Go on about Prue, because this might be her last sighting.
22:32Dobby saw Prue sliding into the front of the queue,
22:35but Dobby said something to her.
22:38Thank you, sir.
22:39What was it?
22:40I saw you.
22:42I think she said.
22:45She didn't half like it.
22:46She's stormed out of our shop, too.
22:49You're her, aren't you?
22:51You're the new hairdresser, aren't you?
22:53Ooh!
22:53Yeah.
22:54Who's asking?
22:55It is her.
22:56Yeah.
22:57She's from London.
22:58Do you do walk-ins?
22:59Yep.
23:00Everyone welcome.
23:01Yeah.
23:02Do you mind?
23:04Do you mind?
23:04Do you mind?
23:04I'm only 5% off.
23:06I don't know.
23:07Here you go, Kev.
23:09Get serving, lad.
23:13What?
23:13That's another one mad for you.
23:15What?
23:17Look at the size of your chips compared to mine.
23:21And that young copper from before, too, Constable R.
23:27Smitten.
23:27Mmm.
23:29You honestly don't know, do you?
23:35Mmm.
23:37These are the best chips in the normal world, aren't they?
23:39Yeah.
23:42So what are you thinking, Clary?
23:44Hmm?
23:47The trajectory looked after me.
23:50What do you mean?
23:52The body.
23:52How it had fallen.
23:59I used to cope for the head of CID.
24:03And he said, every corpse tells a story.
24:12It didn't look right for a fall from a height.
24:15The intersections of points and planes relating to the body's postulate configurations,
24:19it did not, to me, indicate a fall from a height.
24:22Loose ends?
24:23Loose ends.
24:26Lily?
24:27Hmm?
24:29Have you solved crimes before?
24:33Let's just say, I used to help sort things out sometimes.
24:40Hairdressers.
24:42Charity shop.
24:43Mm.
24:44Chippy.
24:46Mm-hmm.
24:48Then...
24:48round bread.
24:50Brew never cute.
24:52And everybody knows that.
24:54So what was it?
24:56A centre running off like that?
24:59Loose ends.
25:01Lopsided, got to clip it up neat.
25:03Who wanted a...
25:06dead?
25:09Well, half the blinking village, it seems.
25:13Clary.
25:17It's murder.
25:24So, what are we after?
25:26Oh!
25:27I don't know.
25:29Just to tidy up.
25:30I always have the same.
25:32Well, I think we can improve on that.
25:34Don't you, Clary?
25:35Aye.
25:36Mm-hmm.
25:42So, any more news on Miss Prue?
25:45Only that the police think it was an accident.
25:47Aye, waiting to get out of here.
25:48Nothing to happen by the looks of things.
25:50Still, what a way to go, aye?
25:52Mm.
25:54You must have been one of the last people to see her.
25:56Aye, I suppose I was.
25:57Shot out of that chippy door like lightning.
26:00What on earth did you say to her?
26:02Oh!
26:02I don't know, really.
26:04Just letting her know I'd seen her pushing in.
26:07Any news on that cup and saucer, Dobby?
26:09No.
26:10Not hide nor hair.
26:12Where was everyone in the shop?
26:14Well, Lonnie and me was on the till,
26:16but I was mainly in the back room with the bad lads,
26:19sorting like Billy O.
26:21They're such good lads, those two, you know.
26:25Just got off to a bad start.
26:27I had a neighbour like that once, Bess.
26:31Been inside, but a diamond.
26:34I'd come home and I'd find her
26:36sitting in my front room, slurping tea
26:39and watching Countdown.
26:41She could get in anywhere.
26:43She showed me once, too.
26:46And I locked myself out.
26:47Oh, yeah?
26:48Easier than you'd think.
26:49It was like slicing cake.
26:51Right.
26:52You got any idea what's happened to them, Dobby?
26:54Well, biggest mistake, dear,
26:58was putting the box unpacked near the door.
27:02Bess always said, thieves grab what's at hand.
27:05Right.
27:05Put stuff well away.
27:11So, I checked that painting out
27:12and nobody's heard of the artist Draeneur anywhere.
27:15It's totally worthless.
27:18So, what happened to this cup and saucy?
27:21We know it made it to the charity shop.
27:22You, you dropped it off and you placed it down by the door.
27:25Mmm. An inside job?
27:27So we have Dobby and Lonnie.
27:30Unlikely.
27:30Well, Dobby, who claims that she was in the back the whole time.
27:32Which seems plausible.
27:34True.
27:34So, the bad lads?
27:36I mean, they have records
27:36and I don't mean Kate Tell's greatest hits.
27:40What about Miss Prue?
27:44She's a kleptomaniac!
27:45And don't forget now, Terry.
27:47Yes.
27:48He's a ruthless and determined little beggar by all accounts.
27:51What if Miss Prue took it
27:53and Terry found out?
27:56He could have gone up to hers to get it back.
27:59And then there's Grace Renard, the antiques dealer.
28:01Yes.
28:02Now, Val hinted that he and Prue knew each other in some way.
28:05What if his interest in the tea cup
28:06and in Prue somehow smashed together?
28:12Poor dog.
28:14If only you could tell us what happened to Miss Prue.
28:17At the moment, it's only us think it could be murder.
28:21So, with all that in mind,
28:24where's my next loose end coming from?
28:28Wait.
28:29That name.
28:34Look at it in the mirror, backwards.
28:36The artist's signature.
28:37Yes, that there.
28:39Draeneur becomes...
28:42Renard?
28:44Yes, so lamentable about the tea cup and saucer.
28:47I even made a space for it in the cabinet over there, you see.
28:52I don't suppose we will ever see it again.
28:56By the way, that is me
28:59with the Honourable Tea Cup Society of Japan.
29:04Do you think anyone who was around knows of its whereabouts?
29:09Like whom?
29:16I wonder if I might call on you to appraise an item for me.
29:22Well, of course indeed you may.
29:25What do you know?
29:28If this is worth anything.
29:31No.
29:33No, that's not my field I'm afraid, no.
29:37Strange.
29:38Because I'm a hairdresser.
29:40I could read War and Peace quicker in the mirror
29:42than I could right way round.
29:44And if you look at the artist's signature there...
29:47If you read that in a mirror...
29:53It says...
29:54Ruinard.
29:56Yes.
29:59So what are you going to do?
30:01Oh.
30:02I mean, if it's out, it's out.
30:05Truth be told, I'm glad.
30:07You see, it was a joke.
30:10It's always been my weakness, I'm afraid.
30:11I've always been the practical joker.
30:15The pricker of pomposity.
30:19Just couldn't help it.
30:21So...
30:21How did the painting end up in the hotel?
30:25Ah, the owner of the hotel.
30:27A veritable, pontificating prig.
30:30He reckoned himself to be a connoisseur of modern art.
30:35So I...
30:37I hatched a ruse, you see.
30:39I created paintings with a...
30:41With a toothbrush.
30:44And a kid's paint palette.
30:45I invented an artist.
30:47And yes, yes, I did give him a clue, to be fair.
30:50I did give him that signature.
30:52And then I charged him a shed-load of Wonga.
30:56Oh, I see.
30:58Well, I mean, I was going to return it, as you know,
31:01once his humiliation was complete.
31:04What happened?
31:05It backfired.
31:06That ferreting misproof discovered that they were fake.
31:11And she told him?
31:12And what did he do?
31:13Well, he did not see the funny side.
31:17No, in fact, he went completely mad.
31:20I had to return the money twice over
31:23in order to keep him from the police.
31:25Because even though I'd made good,
31:27in my game, you know,
31:29any whiff of fakery could have ruined me.
31:31Hmm.
31:33A misproof?
31:34Ah.
31:35Well, she blackmailed me, stalked me, fell for me.
31:39I'm not quite sure which of those was worse.
31:41Yes, I hated her.
31:42Yes, I did.
31:43And I must admit, I looked to my beloved blunderbuss more than once.
31:49Joke.
31:51Ah.
31:52Yes.
31:53See, there I go again.
31:55So, yes, a sad end ultimately, but being vanquished by her own swag
32:03does have a sort of poetic justice, doesn't it?
32:06And it's blinking handy.
32:12I saw this cup and saucer.
32:14Turns out it's worth about 35 grand.
32:17So, you think that there's a very good reason
32:21why a kleptomaniac, which is Miss Prue,
32:24might have come to hell for taking it.
32:28Well, I...
32:28I find it all a bit far-fetched, girls, I'm sorry to say.
32:33Well, Prue stole it and then somebody murdered her for it.
32:37When our investigations point to nothing of that nature,
32:39it was clearly an accident.
32:48Hey, Lil.
32:50What keeps you so young looking?
32:54Lil?
32:55What are you doing?
32:57The first exercise in the ancient and secret five Tibetans.
33:03Oh?
33:04What are you on about?
33:06Bit mystical.
33:08Once upon a time, many, many years ago,
33:11I gave a mammoth strim to a hairy old shaman type,
33:14claimed to be 80, honestly, look 45 or less.
33:17He was so pleased he gave me a tip.
33:19Do this every day.
33:20And he passed me a tatty dog-eared booklet.
33:23Fountain of Youth.
33:25So, the ancient secret to the Fountain of Youth?
33:29Spinning round and round.
33:30And you do that every Saturday night.
33:33Oh, good God, you're gonna live forever.
33:35Hey, watch it, I might.
33:37I touch my toes twice a week.
33:38And I bob around town most days.
33:40And when I can afford it, I sup an eggnog.
33:43Hmm.
33:43Yes, youth.
33:44The core talent of maintaining it is a strong social circle
33:47and a positive mindset.
33:48Well, there you go. That's hairdressing.
33:50Oh.
33:51Do some it.
33:53Save me.
33:53Hey, you're gonna be inundated now.
33:57Inundated?
33:57Yeah.
33:58It's all over town now.
34:00You took 25 years off Val with that cut.
34:03Dobby too.
34:04Yeah.
34:05It is all over town.
34:06I wonder how that is.
34:08Hmm.
34:09Well, they say good news travels fast.
34:11Yeah, it does.
34:12Good and bad news with you, the Pony Express.
34:16I don't know what you're insinuating.
34:19I really don't.
34:21Well, whatever it is, we're grateful.
34:22La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la.
34:27Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo.
34:31AHHHHHHHHH!
34:34Hey!
34:35Look!
34:36You haven't got any country, have you?
34:39What?
34:40Country and western.
34:41Here she goes.
34:42Every second Friday, she's down the Rosencrow.
34:46Plastered, singing Harper Valley PTA.
34:49Will you shut it, Cheryl?
34:50I meant 70s, country and western.
34:53Dolly, Willie, Kenny, Tammy.
34:54Oh, you're talking my very language there, eh?
34:57Shall we get you up?
34:59Eh, Lil, this cup and saucer business.
35:02Eh?
35:02What's it like? Have you seen it?
35:04I've seen a picture.
35:05Yeah, so, well, the saucer.
35:09Delicate, goldy.
35:11Yeah, it's got all this gorgeous gold around the rim.
35:14Like that, Ben.
35:18It is the very one.
35:20Oh, my God.
35:22How could we not see that?
35:25God have mercy.
35:26Oh, what next?
35:28They need bringing together the cup and the saucer.
35:36Oh, it'll be all over town in a millisecond.
35:40Wincy, she can't wait.
35:42She's like a town crier on rollerblades.
35:46Yes, we have found it without sauce.
35:52No, I'm sorry. I can't hear you.
35:56The cup and saucer?
35:58She could have been killed, Carter.
36:01All right, listen, I'll pop by tomorrow, all right?
36:03Well, will Clary be about by any chance?
36:06Oh, look, I'll have to go. I'll have to go.
36:11He'll be round first thing.
36:12So, Prue had them all along.
36:16Well, someone would stop at nothing.
36:19Hey, I'm getting worried for you, all on your own.
36:22Oh, come now.
36:24Why?
36:2535,000 reasons.
36:28Oh, I am.
36:29I'm scared for you all alone.
36:30Well, who knows who Wincy is told by now
36:32or what the value's been exaggerated to.
36:36I'm going to call Adam back.
36:37Oh, no, he'll be round first thing in the morning
36:39and I've stashed the saucer safe.
36:41Well, then I'm staying with you.
36:42No, you are not.
36:44Where with your bother?
36:45Hey, I've seen David Carradine in all the Kung Fus.
36:48I'd really rather stay.
36:49No.
36:50Yes.
36:50No.
36:50Yes.
36:51No.
36:51Yes.
36:51No, away with you.
36:52I'm just...
36:53You're going to miss the last boss.
36:55Shoo!
36:55Or I'll give you a ball cut.
36:57I will.
36:59No, not that.
37:00Out you go.
37:12No, no, no, no!
37:14Excuse me!
37:18Oh!
37:20Oh!
37:27Can I give you a lift?
38:10I'll give you a lift.
38:41I'll give you a lift.
38:51You all right?
38:52Yeah, that way.
38:54Oh, Lily, I was too worried about you. I had to get him to call in now.
38:57I'm all right. I'm all right.
38:58Hey, go on.
39:00Oh, come on.
39:05Oh, shut up.
39:23They vanished without a trace.
39:25Are you sure you're okay?
39:27I think we'd better get you checked out.
39:29No.
39:30Just shook up, that's all.
39:31It's good thing Clary got me to check in.
39:33I was going to leave it till morning.
39:36Did you get a look at who it was?
39:41Dog and Sir Swivel saved me.
39:53So, we have...
39:57The fury of that Terry.
40:00The black male of race.
40:02The black male of race.
40:07That sneeze.
40:11We will be playing our yellow cards this afternoon for our national matinee prize bank.
40:18So, get your dobbers out of any and get yourselves settled in and we'll be with you in just a
40:24few tips.
40:26Doors breaks.
40:28What?
40:31I need to speak to you in relation to the death of Prudence Snook.
40:35I don't understand.
40:38Can you explain this?
40:42It's a bingo dubber.
40:44It has your initials on and it was found at the crime scene.
40:47That Prue must have stolen it.
40:50We've had it fingerprint tested and yours are on it and Prue's won't.
40:54We have your fingerprints on the police database from the time that you were convicted of a burglary in Birmingham
40:58a number of years ago.
40:59Oh.
41:02We'll be conducting a search of your house.
41:17I'm so sorry.
41:19So sorry.
41:21So, here we go.
41:22Eyes down looking for this afternoon's big one.
41:26We are hooked up all around the world and the prize is enormous.
41:30Glad it's out.
41:32Such a burden it's been.
41:35What happened, Dobby?
41:3725.
41:38Duck and dive.
41:39Number 25.
41:41Me lucky dubber dubbed me in, eh?
41:44I realise I dropped it.
41:46Went back for it.
41:48But couldn't get to look, you lot there.
41:50Number 71.
41:52Seven and one.
41:5371.
41:54Hope for the best that it get rolled in with everything else, but...
41:58Number 46.
42:00Not to be.
42:00But what happened?
42:02Why?
42:0413.
42:06Unlucky for some.
42:0713.
42:10I'm in massive debt due to bingo addiction.
42:13Six and seven.
42:1467.
42:16Here or online, I can't stop.
42:18Eight and two.
42:19When I heard the worth of it, teacup and saucer, saw that Prue in the chippy, put two and two
42:26together.
42:27I didn't know if it was her that stole it, but I took a chance and said to her in
42:33the chippy queue,
42:33I saw you, I saw you, then I knew for sure, got in through the back door like Bess taught
42:41me.
42:42But only the cup were there.
42:45I couldn't find the saucer.
42:46Six and four.
42:4864.
42:49If I could have found the saucer, I'd have been out of there.
42:51Who'd have known it were full of dog food?
42:53Number 52.
42:54Five and two.
42:59Then Prue came back unexpectedly.
43:02Threatened me.
43:03Went to call the police.
43:05I pushed over one of the piles.
43:07It fell down on her.
43:11I panicked.
43:13Sauced that bladder, put it down, made it look like an accident.
43:19Fled.
43:26Number four.
43:27Knock on the door.
43:29Number four.
43:31Seven and eight.
43:3278.
43:36There's 80,000 pounds of sleep.
43:39We must be getting close to a winner now.
43:43Number three.
43:45On its own.
43:46Cup of tea.
43:47Number three.
43:53Three and five.
43:55Five thirty-five.
43:56Bingo!
43:57And there we have a winner!
44:01Get up, everybody, and stand.
44:05We are family.
44:07There he is.
44:09Stunning.
44:10I'm telling you.
44:12Juliet, Bravo, Cadbury and Lacey and every Charlie's Angels
44:16have got nothing on you, Lily.
44:17You are a veritable crimper and crime buster.
44:22Oh, steady on.
44:23I wouldn't have got anywhere without Double-O Apprentice here.
44:26No?
44:27Come on.
44:29Oh, mate.
44:31Anyway, Val, go on.
44:32What were you saying?
44:33So, that Terry got paid by race
44:36and he even gave me some severance pay.
44:39Oh!
44:50Lonnie, are you with me?
44:51Oh, my.
44:53We are family.
44:56Come on, girl.
44:56Here we go.
44:57I got all my sisters with me.
45:01We are family.
45:04Come on.
45:05Get up, everybody.
45:07Sing.
45:08Woo!
45:09We are family.
45:12Yeah, yeah, yeah.
45:13I got all my sisters with me.
45:16Yeah, yeah, yeah.
45:17We are family.
45:21Get up, everybody.
45:23Sing.
45:26Woo!
45:26We are family.
45:29We are family.
45:30We are family.
45:33We are family.
45:45We are family.
45:47We are family.
45:49We are family.
45:49We are family.
45:50We are family.
45:51We are family.
45:53We are family.
45:53We are family.
45:55We are family.
45:55We are family.
45:56We are family.
45:57We are family.
45:57We are family.
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