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00:03BAM!
00:05Woo-hoo!
00:08Ha-ha!
00:09What you think, babe?
00:11Wow.
00:12I think I finally have proof that Mr. Brown is your uncle.
00:16Fun.
00:17Baby, where you going dressed like that?
00:19Get me to play some golf with the fellas.
00:20Mwah!
00:22Okay, well, have fun.
00:24And, oh, yeah,
00:26don't forget that Joaquin gets out of school early today.
00:27Okay.
00:29And why can't you pick him up?
00:32Because you already agreed to do it.
00:34Okay.
00:35How am I supposed to play 18 holes
00:37and pick up Joaquin?
00:39Well, maybe you can play
00:41nine today, six tomorrow,
00:43and four the next day.
00:46Ooh, your math is terrible.
00:48That's 19 holes.
00:49Hope you don't have to measure any medicine.
00:52No, baby, you see, that's what they call
00:54a bonus, okay?
00:55Mwah!
00:58Oh, oh, I'm glad I got you two here.
01:00Come here, come here.
01:01Ooh, y'all got to see.
01:02Try this, try this.
01:03Look, I found this recipe in my daddy's drawers,
01:06and I want y'all to try it.
01:07Take a taste.
01:08Oh, Mr. Brown, come on now.
01:09I'm good, I'm good.
01:11No, not them kind of drawers.
01:13I'm talking about in his, in his trussle drawer.
01:16Yeah, yeah.
01:17I've been looking for this recipe for years.
01:19Mr. Brown, baby, why are you so excited
01:21about some barbecue sauce?
01:22Will you wait till you taste it?
01:23Well, sweetheart, uh, great sauce is a Brown family tradition.
01:26Sure enough, try it.
01:28Take your dab.
01:29Get your finger in there and get it deep in there.
01:31What?
01:32You gonna like that.
01:33Mmm.
01:34Ooh, Mr. Brown.
01:36Oh, my God, baby, I've never tasted anything like this.
01:38It's good, right?
01:39Oh, my gosh.
01:39Yeah, let me try some, too.
01:40You can, ah!
01:43Nephew, I'm sorry to stay away from the sauce.
01:46Legend has it, this is the reason white men can't jump.
01:50And this is the reason your mom and daddy broke up.
01:53Yeah, what are you talking about?
01:55Oh, nephew, I, I hate to be the bereaver of bad news to you.
02:00But this sauce, they said to make you slap your mama.
02:04And one night, pow, your daddy had took a little bit too much of it.
02:08And it got it intoxicated.
02:09Yeah, this will intoxicate you with lust.
02:11And next thing you know, pow, your daddy, pow, your daddy slapped your mama just like that.
02:16And that's why she got them big bags under eyes looking like a sick raccoon.
02:20Yes, and she got, her lips is just so big.
02:23And this mustache.
02:25I say, shave that.
02:26She won't shave.
02:27Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
02:28You talking about my mama, Uncle Brown?
02:31I'm, I'm sorry.
02:33I didn't mean it.
02:34That's okay.
02:34Well, y'all go ahead, nephew.
02:36I hate, I didn't mean to tell him.
02:37What the?
02:40Nephew!
02:42I like them, them new.
02:43You done finally caught on to the Brown family tradition.
02:47Yes, I did.
02:48You look like your mama with your mustache.
02:51I like that.
02:52All right.
02:59All right, almost ready?
03:01Ooh, that's the best barbecue I ever tasted.
03:03It's great.
03:04This sauce better than sex.
03:06Well, my dear, there's something you ain't doing right.
03:12Mm.
03:13Mm-hmm.
03:15Mm-hmm.
03:15Mm-hmm.
03:15Mm-hmm.
03:15Mm-hmm.
03:16This is good.
03:17Yeah, but stop being nasty.
03:21Boy, you people know how to do barbecue.
03:24Oh.
03:25Mm.
03:26You people.
03:28You brown people.
03:30Brown people.
03:32Brown people.
03:32Oh, hell, you know what I mean.
03:35Colored.
03:37Boy, if you keep on talking like that, you're gonna be more colorful.
03:40You're gonna be black and blue.
03:41You gotta watch it.
03:42Oh, don't be so sensitive, Mr. Brown.
03:44You know I know.
03:44Well, I'm not being sensitive.
03:45So you really like it?
03:47Yeah, you like everything?
03:48It's the best.
03:48Yeah, it's the bomb, Brown.
03:50It's the bomb.
03:50Oh, I agree.
03:51It's great.
03:52Taste the beans.
03:53Taste the beans.
03:53I like it.
03:54This sauce is good.
03:56It's a secret.
03:57No, no, Brown.
03:58Brown, don't do it.
03:58Don't do it.
03:59Don't do it.
03:59The Indians gave away their secrets, and all they got was a couple of casinos and a baseball
04:05team in Cleveland.
04:07But we...
04:09You could, uh, put this on the market.
04:12Make a fortune.
04:14Gap!
04:15Pop Brown would roll over in his grave if I gave away this family secret.
04:19No, I can't do it.
04:20I'm not, Mr. Brown.
04:21You could be like George Foreman.
04:23Mm-hmm.
04:23You know how he made a fortune on those grills?
04:25Or Paul Newman with his salad dressing.
04:27Yes.
04:28There you go.
04:29He could have been my baby daddy.
04:31I don't know what I want.
04:32I want it to be.
04:33Well, hey, but...
04:34What do you have to lose, Brown?
04:36You think they'll let me keep my secret?
04:38I'm sure it's something to be worked out.
04:41You could get a contract like that.
04:41Whatever you want.
04:42Okay.
04:43How about you think they'll give me my own TV show?
04:45That's what I always wanted.
04:46That'd be good, yeah, Brown.
04:47I got the name for it.
04:48We can call it Heaven's Kitchen.
04:50Ah!
04:51You like that?
04:52Yeah, I like that.
04:53Oh, and my motto could be,
04:54Our barbecue sauce is sweet like heaven,
04:57but it can be hot as hell!
04:59Is that good?
05:08Well, it took three trips to the bathroom
05:10and a big warm glass of milk,
05:12but Joaquin is finally asleep.
05:15It's just so sad.
05:19It actually wasn't that bad.
05:21That, uh, glass of milk pretty much laid him out.
05:24Well, I'm not talking about that.
05:26I'm talking about this movie.
05:28It's about this mother
05:29who has to pose as a street walker
05:32to get her daughter back.
05:33So it's a comedy!
05:36I'm just messing with you.
05:38Baby, why do you always watch this stuff
05:40that upsets you so much?
05:41Well, I don't know.
05:42It just feels so real, you know?
05:47You mean like this?
05:54I'm sorry.
05:55I'm sorry.
05:56Yeah, it's just...
05:57That's okay.
05:58How about...
06:00that?
06:01No.
06:02Or, uh...
06:03Or that.
06:04Ooh.
06:07Mmm.
06:08Oh, that feels good.
06:10Yeah.
06:11You know what?
06:13Probably feels so good
06:14because we haven't had any time alone
06:16without any interruptions.
06:18I don't remember the last time.
06:20Well, I think we need to rectify that.
06:23Ooh, baby.
06:24You gonna rectify it.
06:26Ooh.
06:27Rectify.
06:28Rectify.
06:28Rectify, baby.
06:33Check this out.
06:34Found this cute little bread and breakfast
06:35down in Savannah.
06:36Oh, baby.
06:37That sounds like fun.
06:39Oh, yeah.
06:40When do you want to go?
06:42Yesterday.
06:43Good answer.
06:44I'll call in the morning.
06:45Okay.
06:46All right.
06:46But why should we wait until tomorrow?
06:48I mean, why don't we just do it tonight?
06:50I appreciate your enthusiasm,
06:52but, uh...
06:52I got other plans for you tonight.
06:55Ooh.
06:56Ooh.
06:58Yeah, baby.
07:00Daddy gonna put it down.
07:02Put it down, baby.
07:03Put it down.
07:04What?
07:06Put what down?
07:07Ooh!
07:08Hey, buddy!
07:11Hey, buddy!
07:13What you...
07:13What you doing out of bed, huh?
07:16Yeah, buddy?
07:17What you doing out of bed?
07:19Well, I think that milk made my stomach hurt.
07:22Well, ain't nothing wrong with you.
07:23Just...
07:23Just go upstairs and fart.
07:26But I've been farting all day.
07:29Baby, sweetie.
07:30Come see.
07:31Look, maybe all you need are some crackers
07:33to settle that little stomach, huh?
07:35And you know what?
07:37Why don't we give you those crackers upstairs?
07:39In bed?
07:41I know.
07:41Baby, just stop it.
07:42He loves to eat in the bed.
07:43Will, honey, stop.
07:44Okay?
07:45Come down here.
07:46Once you have your snack,
07:47would you like mommy to come upstairs
07:49and lie down with you?
07:51Yes.
07:52I was talking to Joaquin.
07:55Can I sleep in your bed tonight?
07:58No!
08:02Uh, Joaquin, don't you wanna sleep in your own bed?
08:05Look, sweetheart, it's okay, all right?
08:07Now why don't you go in the kitchen
08:09and get yourself a snack, okay?
08:11All right.
08:14Hey, hey.
08:15I thought I was gonna sleep with you tonight.
08:18Huh?
08:18I'm cute, too.
08:20Well, why don't I go in the kitchen
08:21and get you a nice little glass of milky-wilky, too?
08:24Okay.
08:28Can you make it a five-foot-four
08:31sexy, sexy glass of chocolate milk?
08:34Good.
08:42Hey, y'all.
08:43Hey, nephew.
08:44Uh, what you out jogging so late for?
08:46Oh, man.
08:48Oh, I got so much energy,
08:51I don't even wanna know what to do with it.
08:53So much energy?
08:54This late at night, nephew?
08:56Why?
08:58What is room?
09:01Oh!
09:02I get it.
09:03You got a lot of energy.
09:04Yeah.
09:05Hakeem in your bed again, ain't it?
09:08Yes, I know how it is.
09:11What you doing?
09:13Oh, I'm making a list of all the people I'm gonna disown when I get rich.
09:17Yeah, I got, uh, Miss Kelly on there, Mel, Charlie May, uh, and Aetna.
09:23Yeah, and I...
09:24Our Miss Aetna.
09:24Yeah, I got her on there cause she nasty.
09:28Nephew, you know what?
09:29I can't wait till I sell Pop Brown's recipe and I'm rich!
09:33I'm gonna have millions, thousands even.
09:37I'm thinking about getting all my false teeth out and getting me just all gold teeth with a diamond right
09:43here.
09:44Just one diamond, like bling, bling, yeah!
09:47I like it like that.
09:48Where do you keep that recipe, Uncle Brown?
09:51My recipe?
09:52I keep it secret in my drawers, yeah, so nobody will find it.
09:56I knew you was gonna lie.
09:57I know you keep it in your sock.
10:00Am I...
10:01I...
10:02No, it's not in my sock, nephew.
10:05How you know?
10:06Cause that's where you keep all your valuables.
10:08I don't.
10:09I don't have nothing in my sock.
10:11Look at my sock.
10:12Ain't nothing in my socks.
10:13I don't keep nothing in my sock.
10:16Uncle Brown, do you, uh, you remember what it was like before you knew Cora was your daughter?
10:22Well, you know, hard for me to remember cause it's like Cora already, she's always been my daughter.
10:30Yep, it's like when my dear used to work late nights, about 12 midnights when she went to work, she
10:36worked at a strip club.
10:37She dropped Cora off over there for me.
10:40And we just, me and Cora just chill.
10:42Yeah.
10:42Big responsibility, huh?
10:43Yeah, yeah, yeah.
10:44My dear used to be on that pole.
10:46And, you know, she had that pole where that joker, she'd be swaying on a regular pole like this.
10:51That's how big she was.
10:52Yeah.
10:53But that ain't what we was talking about.
10:56Well, kinda.
10:58You know, Joaquin and Brianna are a huge commitment.
11:04Sounds like somebody got a bad case of the doubts to me.
11:08I mean, I don't know, I've been, I've been doing a lot of thinking and what if I'm not a
11:13good father?
11:14I mean, what, what if, what if they don't like me?
11:17I mean, hell, what if they grow up and I don't like them?
11:20I mean, this could be a big, big, big mistake.
11:23Nephew.
11:24Oh, nephew.
11:26You know, adopting kids are a little bit like eating chitlins.
11:31You just learn to enjoy them and don't worry about where they come from.
11:37Thanks, Uncle Brown.
11:38Oh, you're welcome, nephew.
11:40What the, what you, what you got on?
11:42Skunk?
11:43With onions?
11:45You got on skunkins?
11:46What the, what is that, nephew?
11:48It's, it's the shirt.
11:50You need to go take a shower.
11:51Uh-uh.
11:52A cold one.
11:55He's playing.
11:57You got to get that boy out your bed.
11:59Somehow.
12:00I'm gonna go talk to him.
12:03Nephew, what, nephew, what you doing?
12:06Nep, nephew!
12:07Nep, what you doing, nephew?
12:09No, nephew!
12:11Nephew, what you, ah, nephew, look at your teeth!
12:15No.
12:16Nephew, that's, that's the recipe!
12:18I'm gonna, oh, oh, they're not a bunch of W!
12:22Nep, you, run, run!
12:24Nep, you, run!
12:27Come on, Harry.
12:29Shhh, man.
12:35Why do we have to leave?
12:37Because Will doesn't want us here anymore.
12:40Did I do something wrong?
12:43No, you didn't do anything wrong.
12:45Then what did you do?
12:47I didn't do anything either.
12:50Sometimes grown-ups just change their mind about things,
12:53and they change their minds about wanting us.
12:56But what if we end up in different foster homes?
13:00Okay, we're not going back to a foster home.
13:05I'm gonna take care of us.
13:07You don't have a job.
13:12Brianna, Joaquin.
13:14Don't say anything.
13:15Hey, what are you two doing up so early?
13:18Bri, what's up with the duffel bag?
13:21Epstacle project.
13:23That's why we have to get out of here so early.
13:25All right, well, hugs, hugs, hugs, huh?
13:29I love you two so much.
13:31All right, now go out and you make Mama proud, okay?
13:35Okay, see you.
13:36Bye.
13:37Bye.
13:37Bye.
13:41Why did she just say that she loved us and then she hugged us?
13:46She's feeling really guilty right now, I'm sure.
13:49Yeah, okay.
13:49Let's go, all right?
13:54Okay, y'all hurry up, everybody.
13:56Eat up.
13:57That ought to do it.
13:59That might be too much.
14:01Wait, wait.
14:03Okay, Edna, try this one.
14:04Try this one.
14:04Oh, Brown, how many of these do we have to taste?
14:07I'm trying to recreate Pop Brown's recipe.
14:10Mr. Brown, Mr. Brown, you remember the story in Exodus about the children of Israel?
14:15Yeah.
14:15How they were starving for 40 years?
14:17They was hungry.
14:18They was hungry.
14:19They was hungry.
14:19They wouldn't even eat this mess.
14:22Uncle Brown, mine kind of looks like it tastes good.
14:27It tastes good.
14:29When Leonardo DiCaprio painted the Mona Vista, was it just good?
14:34This sauce has to be great.
14:35It can't just be good.
14:37I'm talking about good.
14:37Well, Brown, mine tastes like motor oil.
14:41Okay, Colonel, try this.
14:42Try this.
14:43Try this one.
14:44You got to try.
14:44I put some oregano in there.
14:50Look at his face, Corby.
14:51That means it's good.
14:52He liked that.
14:52I'll stick to the motor oil.
14:57I don't know why they didn't get on that bus.
15:00Will, anything?
15:01No.
15:02But you know what, babe?
15:03They're, um...
15:04They probably just went to the mall after school.
15:05They do that sometimes.
15:07Will.
15:07Nothing to worry about.
15:08Without permission?
15:09No, they wouldn't do that.
15:11Ah, Eureka!
15:13Eureka!
15:13Eureka!
15:14Eureka!
15:14I did it!
15:16That's Eureka, Mr. Brown.
15:18Eureka!
15:19Cara, stop talking nasty in front of your daddy.
15:24Look here.
15:24It took me some doing, but I finally recreated Pop Brown's famous barbecue sauce.
15:30Really?
15:30Yes.
15:31Taste it, Corby.
15:31Get you a dab of that.
15:32Okay.
15:33Oh, put your fang in it.
15:35Yes.
15:36You taste it a little too.
15:38You like that?
15:38That's it!
15:39That's it, Mr. Brown.
15:40That's it!
15:40I know it's it.
15:42I stuck my foot in this one.
15:43I stuck my foot in it.
15:44I can taste it?
15:45Yes.
15:45Taste it.
15:46Yeah.
15:46I don't care if you slap your mama or whoever this time.
15:49Woo!
15:51Woo!
15:51Woo!
15:52Woo!
15:54I'm sorry, Corby.
15:55I'm sorry.
15:55You like to choke my liver.
15:57I'm sorry.
15:58Yeah, you sit down.
15:59You don't get no more sauce.
16:01That is good.
16:02This gonna make us rich, Cara.
16:03Yeah?
16:03I'm gonna go buy me some spinners for my T-Bird.
16:06Yeah, me and you gonna be riding like that.
16:09Cara, hit the switch!
16:11Cara, hit the switch!
16:12Hit the switch, Cara!
16:13Hit the car!
16:15Uh, Sasha, you want some?
16:17Sasha, you wanna taste that sauce?
16:19Get your dab of that girl.
16:20No, Mr. Brown, I'm good.
16:21I'm good.
16:22No, you ain't good until you-
16:23Mr. Brown, I'm good, okay?
16:24It's hard to get excited when the kids aren't home from school yet.
16:27Oh, they not?
16:28Is everything okay?
16:30Well, we hope so.
16:32You sure?
16:33You know what's funny, Will?
16:36It's funny how they come up missing right after you say,
16:38I'm having doubts about being a damn girl.
16:43Uncle Brown, not helping.
16:48Uh-oh, hey, Sasha.
16:51I done took my foot out the sauce and put it in my mouth.
16:54I'm gonna tip out of church.
16:57You did say that.
16:59You did say that.
16:59Don't quit being messaged.
17:01Cara, I dashed the sauce on.
17:02You did say that.
17:04Cara, let's go put your finger up like you're in church,
17:06cause they mad.
17:07Tip out, Cara, tip out.
17:10Are you still having doubts?
17:12I was, but not anymore.
17:14Will, God, I can't believe this.
17:18Baby, what if they overheard you?
17:19That's probably why they took off.
17:21Baby, that's- come on.
17:22They didn't overhear the conversation.
17:24Baby, I can't handle this anymore.
17:26What part of that don't you understand?
17:29It's not that simple.
17:30Yes, baby, it is that simple, okay?
17:32It ain't that complicated.
17:33Either you want the kids or you don't.
17:36Okay, you know what?
17:38I'm gonna go out and look around the neighborhood for them
17:41and, uh, cool my head at the same time, okay?
17:44You do that.
17:49We'll find them.
17:51Oh, we'd better.
17:56Sasha, you sure you don't want no sauce?
18:10Sweetie, sweetie, look.
18:12Everything's gonna be all right.
18:13I'm sure the colonel's gonna find you.
18:15You're stressing out for nothing.
18:17Edna, come here, tasty.
18:18Taste this, tasty.
18:19Oh, you gonna like it.
18:21Brown, brown, if you don't get that sauce out of my face,
18:24you are gonna be wearing it.
18:26Ow!
18:27Ow!
18:31Any luck?
18:33No.
18:33But I'm, uh, I'm gonna run over and check them all.
18:36Kids might be there.
18:38Okay, well, maybe the colonel will turn up something.
18:41Yeah, maybe.
18:44Look, babe.
18:45Hey.
18:47I'm sorry.
18:48Okay, look, you don't have to apologize, all right?
18:51Yes, I do.
18:53Look at me.
18:55When I was out looking for Joaquin and Brianna,
18:58I thought about it and I realized that, uh,
19:00the problem's not with them, it's about me.
19:03I'm, I'm really afraid of being a father,
19:07being a good father.
19:08But, baby, you will be.
19:10Yeah, but we don't know that.
19:12We don't know that yet.
19:13I mean, I might mess up.
19:15I might, uh, might really screw up worse than I already have.
19:20I don't know what I'd do if something happened to them.
19:23I love Joaquin and Brianna.
19:24I know I do.
19:26I don't know what I can do to make them forgive me.
19:30Look who I found.
19:32Come on!
19:34I told you.
19:35Not on my watch.
19:37No man left behind.
19:38Yes, sir, Bob.
19:39I'm a Marine.
19:40I'm a Marine.
19:41I'm a Marine.
19:42I'm a Marine.
19:43I'll die a Marine.
19:44I found them and I'll find more out there.
19:46Yes, sir.
19:50Hey.
19:51You guys here, come sit down for a second.
19:57Where were you?
19:58What were you thinking?
19:58Where you guys been?
20:01Maybe you shouldn't have said that you didn't want us in the kitchen.
20:03No, Brianna.
20:06Sweetheart, I'm so sorry.
20:07That's not what I said.
20:08At least that's not what I meant.
20:10We do want you.
20:11I do want you.
20:13That was just the nervousness and anxiety in me being a new dad.
20:18Okay?
20:19I'm sorry.
20:20We love you.
20:22Give us another chance.
20:24Told you that they loved us.
20:28It just didn't seem like it.
20:30What can I do to make it up to you?
20:33Um...
20:34Can I have a car?
20:35Sure.
20:37Really?
20:37You're the best!
20:40No.
20:42Listen, you two.
20:43We love you.
20:44We really do.
20:46But when something's wrong, you have to make sure you come and talk to us.
20:49Running away is definitely not the answer.
20:51I mean, if you had a car, you'd be halfway to Mexico by now.
20:56We were headed south to Canada.
20:59No, he's father.
20:59You are a kid inner.
21:02We are like !
21:28We really need you to make it up to Canada!!