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00:00:00Grazie a tutti
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00:04:30I wonder where he's going
00:04:34He's got little Timmy
00:04:36Poor Timmy
00:04:37Hit him all up
00:05:40The tomatoes are coming down
00:06:40The entire GD3 program shut down
00:06:43Wait a minute
00:06:44Isn't that Jim Richardson the press secretary?
00:06:46What's he doing here?
00:06:47The president's got him keeping an eye on the investigation
00:06:49Why him?
00:06:50Because he's got a vegetable garden that's why
00:06:51With peas and carrots and squash and tomato
00:06:53That sheriff tells me there are reports of incidents like this all over the county?
00:06:57Oh bullshit
00:06:57Oh bullshit
00:06:58One nut spots a flying saucer and pretty soon everybody's shaking hands with little green men
00:07:01God God who would've thought?
00:07:02God who would've thought?
00:07:02All we wanted was a bigger healthier tomato
00:07:04Look out here he comes again!
00:07:08Where did you get this one general?
00:07:09Oh I won that one in a three-legged sack race last armed forces day picnic
00:07:14What's the matter with general number two?
00:07:16Oh he was out all night on maneuvers
00:07:18Let him rest
00:07:19Oh I'm sorry I'm late gentlemen
00:07:20Would you follow me please?
00:07:22Good luck
00:07:25Oh general
00:07:26Would you wake up please?
00:07:50I must apologize for the size of this room gentlemen
00:07:53It's just all I can do is just short
00:08:13Now are we all here?
00:08:15Where's Jim Richardson?
00:08:17The press secretary?
00:08:18Yes
00:08:18Perhaps we can give him a few more minutes
00:08:20General
00:08:21I've been meaning to ask you
00:08:23Have you heard anything about the nuclear strike force tactical training command meeting?
00:08:27You mean Operation Mishvik?
00:08:29That's right
00:08:29Not really
00:08:30I've been following the personnel proficiency planning for Pago Pago paratroop platoon patrols
00:08:34Oh operation
00:08:36What's the poop on?
00:08:38Moving well
00:08:39Did somebody mention misfits?
00:08:41No
00:08:42Yeah
00:08:42Well then uh Mishkonk must be pretty well wrapped up
00:08:45Ah
00:08:51Grazie a tutti.
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00:12:11Grazie a tutti.
00:13:44Grazie a tutti.
00:13:45We'll never have another cousin out as bad as this one.
00:14:07Oh no.
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00:15:31I wouldn't exactly call it a menace, young man.
00:15:36There have been some isolated reports of alleged incidents involving some unusual activity associated with this particular vegetable.
00:15:47But I assure you that this is not and never will become a menace.
00:15:53However, the President, leaving no stone unturned, has called upon our most noted Congressional leaders in this field to begin
00:16:01a thorough, intensive, painstaking, and exhaustive investigation into the backgrounds and origins of this interesting quirk of nature.
00:16:12Furthermore, you can assure all of your young readers that this will never become a problem that Americans need fear.
00:16:23This, uh, this meeting of the Senate Investigating Committee is called to order.
00:16:33Anybody remember what we're supposed to be investigating?
00:16:37The tomatoes, Wayne.
00:16:39Oh, sir?
00:16:40We're investigating those tomatoes!
00:16:42Oh, yes, yes, yes, of course.
00:16:45Yes, um...
00:16:46Well, here we are.
00:16:48There's...
00:16:48There's one for you.
00:16:50One for you.
00:16:52One here for me.
00:16:54One for you.
00:16:56That's funny.
00:16:57There's supposed to be one for everybody.
00:17:00I wonder where it could be.
00:17:09Good morning, City Harold.
00:17:10May I help you?
00:17:13Roberts!
00:17:18Sir.
00:17:18Give me Goldstein.
00:17:20Look, he's still in Beirut, sir.
00:17:22Beirut?
00:17:23He sees fire, sir.
00:17:24Oh.
00:17:25Yeah, give me Johnson.
00:17:26I'm sorry, sir.
00:17:27He's covering that trial in Texas.
00:17:29Oh, cripes.
00:17:31Okay, just get me anybody in this special assignment desk.
00:17:35They're all on special assignment.
00:17:36God dammit!
00:17:37Who the hell is here?
00:17:38Well, uh, there's you, sir.
00:17:42Thank you, Judy.
00:17:45Wait a minute.
00:17:46There's Fairchild.
00:17:47Who the hell is he?
00:17:48She.
00:17:49Sir.
00:17:50Uh, Lois Fairchild.
00:17:51Society section.
00:17:53The new kid?
00:17:55Society, huh?
00:17:57Oh, what the hell.
00:17:58Send her in.
00:18:01Now, dammit!
00:18:24Oh, my God.
00:18:26Oh, my God.
00:18:27Hey, look.
00:18:29It's a funky little tomato.
00:18:32Ah!
00:18:33Ah!
00:18:34Ah!
00:18:35Ah!
00:18:36Ah!
00:18:37Ah!
00:18:38Ah!
00:18:48Ah!
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00:19:06Ah!
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00:19:12Ah!
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00:19:13Ah!
00:19:13Ah!
00:19:14Ah!
00:19:15Ah!
00:19:15Ah!
00:19:17Ah!
00:19:17Grazie a tutti.
00:19:48This will give you the necessary background to handle the assignments.
00:19:53Go to it.
00:19:55Right away, sir.
00:19:58Now, one more thing, Fairchild.
00:20:01I'm certain the government will go to unbelievable lengths to ensure the secrecy of this thing.
00:20:07Good luck.
00:20:25Do you read me? Do you read me?
00:20:26Go away!
00:20:28Go away!
00:20:30Do you read me? Do you read me?
00:20:32Are you happy now?
00:20:33You can't defend this goddamn secret.
00:20:35No way to where the hell we are.
00:20:36Do you read? Do you read?
00:20:37Oh, for God's sake.
00:20:38Give me that for God's sake.
00:20:41Will you keep us down, for God's sake?
00:20:42You can't tell me to shut up, I quit!
00:20:43What?
00:20:44You can't quit!
00:20:45The department of government, the department, I'm gonna die!
00:20:47You can see the little SOB.
00:20:49I'm gonna die, too!
00:20:50Good, good, good, good!
00:20:55Not good, Mr. President, not good at all.
00:20:57Frankly, I was not overly impressed with the level of competency displayed by the scientific team.
00:21:03I haven't seen Dixon's Special Forces unit yet, but if it's anything like what I've seen so far,
00:21:09I'd say we're in for a bit of trouble.
00:21:11I know what you mean, Jim. I know what you mean.
00:21:14It's like trying to stack Bibles on whipped cream.
00:21:18Yes, sir.
00:21:19Jim, an unusual problem calls for an ingenious solution.
00:21:23I think I've got one.
00:21:24Jim, have you ever heard of Mindmaker?
00:21:27Well, certainly, sir. The advertising agency you used in your campaign.
00:21:30That's right.
00:21:31You know, they said I'd never get re-elected.
00:21:34Especially after it got out that I used the Statue of Liberty as collateral on that Arab loan.
00:21:39Yes, sir.
00:21:40But, I'm sitting here now, and I owe it all to Mindmaker.
00:21:47Incidentally, Jim, you were in the Mideast last summer.
00:21:50Tell me, how does the old girl look in the Dead Sea?
00:21:54Just grand, sir.
00:21:55Good.
00:21:56Well, I tell you, Jim, if those fellas could elect me, they can do anything.
00:22:00Yes, sir.
00:22:01Jim, I want you to fly to New York immediately.
00:22:04I want you to see Ted Swan.
00:22:06Believe me, the man's a genius.
00:22:09I'm on my way, sir.
00:22:17The other room.
00:22:19That's the whole story.
00:22:21Say, would you want to buy a huge crib?
00:22:24I don't think so, but I appreciate this information.
00:22:27This could be especially helpful.
00:22:37Fairchild, from the Times, what's this deal about tomatoes?
00:22:41Huh?
00:22:42Look, buddy, don't try and stonewall me.
00:22:44Hi there, Lois.
00:22:45Oh, hi, Clark.
00:22:50What are you doing here?
00:22:51No comment.
00:22:52And, uh, who's he?
00:22:53No comment.
00:22:54How serious is the situation?
00:22:56No comment.
00:22:57The American public has a right to know.
00:22:59Up, up, and away!
00:23:00You can't ignore the press.
00:23:03Dixon!
00:23:05Dixon!
00:23:08Dixon!
00:23:11Dixon!
00:23:13Hey, guys, here it is.
00:23:14The song everybody's been asking for.
00:23:16Bonnie Desmond's Puberty Love.
00:23:20Puberty, Puberty Love.
00:23:22Oh, wow, what is that?
00:23:23Oh, no, don't tell me.
00:23:25That's a song.
00:23:26Please.
00:23:26Oh, turn it off.
00:23:27Oh, God, it's touching on the ears.
00:23:29I can't stand that noise.
00:23:30Oh, no, this is terrible.
00:23:32Let it off, please.
00:23:33I can't.
00:23:34Let it off, please.
00:23:35Oh, yeah.
00:23:36This is awful.
00:23:39I want to hear the news.
00:23:41And today, the president closed the nation's last remaining submarine base at Groton, Connecticut.
00:23:46When asked why he had made the startling decision, the president responded, those funny little black ships just keep sinking
00:23:53anyway.
00:23:55And in other news today, in Newark, New Jersey, a man was eaten by a bacon, lettuce, and tomato sandwich.
00:24:15Oh, no.
00:24:17Oh, yeah.
00:24:19Oh, yeah.
00:24:26Oh!
00:24:41You're free!
00:25:00You're free!
00:25:52so you're a fin letter huh
00:25:55I'm Mason Dixon
00:25:57And this is
00:25:57My God
00:25:58It's Adolf Hitler
00:26:18This is Sam Smith
00:26:23He's our undercover expert
00:26:27He's only disguised
00:26:28As Adolf Hitler
00:26:30Guten Morgen, Herr Hitler
00:26:40Get in the back seat
00:26:43What about me, Mr. Dixon?
00:26:44What about me?
00:26:46You?
00:26:49You?
00:26:53You go disguise yourself
00:26:55As a tomato
00:26:58And infiltrate their camp
00:27:00What about you?
00:27:01You?
00:27:02You?
00:27:03You?
00:27:04You?
00:27:16Yeah, yeah, yeah
00:27:27You?
00:27:27You?
00:27:36Sì, grazie.
00:27:39Sì.
00:27:39Mr. Richardson, to see Mr. Swan.
00:27:41Yes, sir.
00:27:42He's expecting you.
00:27:43I'll let him know you're here.
00:27:44Please have a seat.
00:27:48Mr. Swan, Mr. Richardson is here to see you.
00:27:54He'll be right with you.
00:27:58Jimbo, buddy, how are you?
00:28:00How you doing?
00:28:01Fine, how are you?
00:28:02Super, super.
00:28:03Hey, the president tells me you have a situation, Jimbo.
00:28:06Well, let me clue you.
00:28:07You boys have come to the right place.
00:28:09Let me give you a peek at Mind Maker in action.
00:28:15First, we have to convince the little housewife out there
00:28:18that the tomato which ate the family pet is not dangerous.
00:28:22No problem.
00:28:23Then we have to convince local authorities
00:28:26that the thousands missing from rural communities
00:28:29were merely stranded during their bicentennial pilgrimage to Philadelphia.
00:28:34No problem.
00:28:36Third, the president wants us to do this in such a way
00:28:39that it can be covered up and no one will know what ever happened.
00:28:43That's no problem.
00:28:44But then he wants us to do this
00:28:47and convince 200 million Americans
00:28:50that this disaster is actually a blessing.
00:28:54Now that's a challenge.
00:28:57I understand what you're saying, Mr. Swan.
00:28:59The president is a very demanding person.
00:29:01Sometimes he expects the impossible.
00:29:04But I didn't say impossible, Richardson.
00:29:07What I said was that it was a challenge.
00:29:11Man was put on this earth to meet challenges, my boy.
00:29:15You really think you can do it?
00:29:17Can I do it?
00:29:18Can I do it?
00:29:24Some sell, some buy, and only we know why
00:29:28The rapper's more important than the prize
00:29:33Important decisions are made each day
00:29:35Marks are too important for the plain folk to make
00:29:38They're always in a fight
00:29:39Depend on us to help make up their mind
00:29:44Red box, blue box, a red box in a blue box
00:29:47Bright colors and a coupon on the side
00:29:52Hard sellers, soft sellers, all the same
00:29:55Millions of dollar bills are spent every day
00:29:57Where do they all go?
00:29:59Mindmakers here to run the show
00:30:06We sell cars and toys for girls and boys
00:30:08And chairs and beds and shrunken heads
00:30:09Sugar beats and baseball cleats and ice to Eskimos
00:30:12Leaks and mink and boats that sink
00:30:14No matter what will get it sold
00:30:18Waves, catchy, jingles, snappy tunes
00:30:20And pretty girls with big balloons
00:30:21A little lie, a stretch, a truth can turn the public's head
00:30:24The TV types and ad execs
00:30:25And everyone's the best than yet
00:30:30They all look up to a single man
00:30:35And that one single man is me
00:30:46They sell, they buy, and only I know why
00:30:49The human mind is putty in my hands
00:30:54Important decisions are made each day
00:30:57Much too important for the plain folk to make
00:30:59They're always in a fight
00:31:01Depend on me to help make up their mind
00:31:06Decision-wise!
00:31:08Posse-wise!
00:31:09Demographically speaking!
00:31:12Mindmakers!
00:31:14Well, let's go meet that challenge, young man
00:31:17I've already put my staff to work
00:31:20So if you'll be good enough to stop by in the morning
00:31:22We can take a look-see at some of the preliminary sketches
00:31:27Roll it!
00:31:28Then I can tell the president that you'll accept the assignment
00:31:31Keeping a big city on the move is no small cap
00:31:34Traffic cops all over the country meet this challenge day to day
00:31:39This man is like any other policeman anywhere in the country
00:31:42He works hard and takes pride in serving people
00:31:45Yes, he's a policeman just like any other
00:31:48Except for one thing
00:31:50He is blind
00:31:56This has been a public service announcement
00:31:58Produced by the National Health Foundation
00:32:12Sir, I really don't think this is a good place to camp
00:32:14We're not sleeping on the sidewalk
00:32:18You see that big building over there?
00:32:20It's called a hotel
00:32:21You and I are going to sleep in the hotel
00:32:24No campfire, sir?
00:32:27No campfire
00:32:28Well, then what am I supposed to do with these marshmallows?
00:32:56Here's the key to my room
00:32:57I'm going to check for messages
00:32:58Be up in a minute
00:32:59Yes, sir
00:33:11Pardon me
00:33:12Do you have any messages for Mason Dixon in room 401?
00:33:26Okay
00:33:51Excuse me
00:33:54Yes, the key to room 401, I seem to have misplaced mine
00:34:02Thank you
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00:34:17It's the evening news with Charles Collingsmith
00:34:20Turn that thing off, will you?
00:34:22Let's get some sleep
00:34:25Marshmallow
00:34:26Substituting
00:34:54Substituting
00:35:13Oh, I'm terribly sorry
00:35:16I mean, I thought this was my, really, you know
00:35:20What was that?
00:35:22What was that?
00:35:23A struppet, sir
00:35:24A what?
00:35:26A harlot
00:35:26A trullop
00:35:27A lady of the evening
00:35:29Good sleep, Finletter
00:35:45Who am I?
00:36:05No, no, no, no!
00:36:18Now, listen, this is important.
00:36:20You've got to go down and warn Greta that there's tomato activity in Sector 2.
00:36:23You got that?
00:36:24No matter what happens, you tell her.
00:36:26Yes, sir.
00:36:27We network this program to bring you a special bulletin.
00:36:29The following is an NBS hotline bulletin with Douglas Kuechler in New York.
00:36:35NBS, the network that brings you the news as it happens,
00:36:39brings you these bulletins in times of emergency.
00:36:42The news you need to know when you need to know it.
00:36:45on NBS, the network of the news.
00:36:49This NBS news hotline bulletin is brought to you by Schritz Beer.
00:36:55You're never too drunk to ask for Schritz.
00:36:58And by Bright Gums, the toothpaste for people without teeth or dentures.
00:37:04And by.
00:37:30What is it, Spock?
00:37:31What's in there?
00:37:33Gosh, Billy, I don't know.
00:37:34You stay there.
00:37:35I'll go look.
00:37:37Spock?
00:37:38Spock!
00:38:01What are those red circles, sir?
00:38:03Those are machine gun emplacements.
00:38:05You've got the whole valley surrounded with them.
00:38:07I don't think we can hold them very long, though.
00:38:09And that green line, that's their furthest point of advance.
00:38:12That's right.
00:38:13What are the blue dots?
00:38:15Those are mobile stations.
00:38:17Oh.
00:38:20Well, that must be Major Mills.
00:38:21Take over.
00:38:22Yes, sir.
00:38:28I'm glad you could make it, sir.
00:38:30I think we've got something that will interest you.
00:38:32So I've been told.
00:38:33Dixon, I want you to see this.
00:38:35Captain?
00:38:36Yes.
00:38:53We've captured a giant tomato.
00:39:09I'm afraid, gentlemen, that what we have here before us isn't what we thought.
00:39:16You don't mean...
00:39:17This...
00:39:19This...
00:39:19May God help me.
00:39:23It's a cherry tomato.
00:39:24No, no, no.
00:39:58No, no, no.
00:40:24No, no, no.
00:41:03Mr. Dixon has ordered me to inform you that there's tomato activity in your sector.
00:41:30All right.
00:41:31All right.
00:41:32Who wants to be paper mother?
00:41:39I'll tell you, J.B., it's a great idea.
00:41:42The first adult breakfast cereal, Kiki Krispies.
00:41:47Comes in three delicious flavors.
00:41:50Chips.
00:41:50Good afternoon, Mr. Swan.
00:41:53Call you back, J.B., bye.
00:41:56Jimbo, how's it going?
00:41:58I believe that's my question.
00:42:01Right.
00:42:01For me.
00:42:04Well, let me tell you, they're going great than that is.
00:42:07Sit down, make yourself comfortable.
00:42:09I ask myself, what do we need?
00:42:13Something original.
00:42:14Something that strikes at the very heart of the matter.
00:42:17And here it is.
00:42:20is my maker at its best.
00:42:23Who can argue with that?
00:42:31And there's more.
00:42:32Listen to this.
00:42:38Giant tomatoes mean bigger pizzas.
00:42:41Rolling on two.
00:42:42If you're feeling sad and blue, tomatoes end it all for you.
00:42:48Last year, more people were killed by automobile accidents, heart attacks, lung cancer, and
00:42:55natural causes combined than by any one tomato.
00:42:58Pretty classy, huh?
00:43:00With a capital K.
00:43:02Right, and Mr. Secretary, being a public relations man yourself, you understand the value of symbols.
00:43:09Well, we have spent a great deal of time and effort and over a million dollars to create a symbol
00:43:15which will wage this battle.
00:43:17An effort which will become known as the Stop Tomato Program.
00:43:23I see.
00:43:25It all looks quite extraordinary.
00:43:28Thank you.
00:43:29Now, if you'll excuse me, I think I'll be on my way.
00:43:32Just a moment.
00:43:33One more thing before you leave, Mr. Secretary.
00:43:35I'd really like you to see this.
00:43:37It's something I've worked on for many years.
00:43:40The culmination of years of effort.
00:43:43The world's ultimate commercial.
00:43:47Roll it!
00:43:52I, Jesus Christ for Technotron.
00:44:14This nation is in chaos.
00:44:16Can nothing stop this tomato onslaught?
00:44:19Last night, tomatoes attacked Los Angeles.
00:44:23Boston.
00:44:26Seattle.
00:44:29Chicago.
00:44:32Even the mere mention of the word is sufficient to induce panic.
00:44:44Tomato.
00:44:57More news of the hour.
00:45:00Now back to the rocking sound of the boomer on Super 101.
00:45:03All right!
00:45:05Man, that's really something, huh?
00:45:06Hey, everybody, I want to leave something on you, not listen anyway.
00:45:11That's right, man.
00:45:12It's number one on the charts this week.
00:45:14The heavy sound of Roddy Desmondson.
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00:45:44But we're ready to go away
00:45:47While the federal agencies involved have declared
00:45:50That the necessary information has not been forwarded
00:45:52To state agencies for their respective review and approval
00:45:56We cannot ignore local pleas for intergovernmental cooperation
00:46:00In what is obviously an affair
00:46:02Best suited for international action
00:46:05This is a question best left to the people
00:46:08For whom there is no spokesman radar
00:46:26And then I put my foot to the floor
00:46:28And I got out of there as fast as I could
00:46:31It was all very strange
00:46:32I just don't know what to think
00:46:34You made no unusual motions of any kind?
00:46:38Not to my knowledge
00:46:40Odd
00:46:41Were there any loud noises or other extraneous activity
00:46:44Which might have affected the Tonetti's behavior
00:46:47Such as an airplane or another car in the vicinity?
00:46:51I'm almost sure there wasn't
00:46:53You'll excuse me, gentlemen
00:46:54I really have to be getting back to Washington
00:46:56That's fine
00:46:57Give my regards to the president
00:46:59I'll do that, Captain
00:47:00It's major
00:47:02Of course
00:47:04Priority one message for Mr. Dixon, sir
00:47:08Oh, phone call for you
00:47:09Oh, thank you
00:47:10I'll leave one of those for my records
00:47:12Oh, I need one for my files
00:47:14And don't forget the maze of them now
00:47:16That means that you were on the floor
00:47:19You were just wearing a tracing
00:47:19Yeah, that's a really important thing
00:47:21Yeah, very important thing
00:47:22Yeah, that was that one for you
00:47:24Yeah, that was that one for you
00:47:53No?
00:47:54Trouble, sir.
00:47:56What?
00:47:57I haven't seen Dixon all day.
00:48:00I've been following his assistant, but that's getting me nowhere.
00:48:03Followed? By who?
00:48:04Following who?
00:48:05His assistant.
00:48:06A spy.
00:48:07A spy?
00:48:08That's right.
00:48:09Oh, what do you look like?
00:48:10Mediam height, medium build
00:48:12It's a she, sir
00:48:13You know, the strumpet last night
00:48:15The one with the big
00:48:16Guns and a sword
00:48:17With long blonde
00:48:18Parachute
00:48:19Sunglasses
00:48:19Combat boot
00:48:20And a dress
00:48:21Nothing suspicious about that
00:48:23You can't be serious
00:48:24What shall I do?
00:48:26Look, I thought I made it perfectly clear
00:48:29I don't think you've made use of all your potential, if you know what I mean
00:48:33Look, you're obviously tired
00:48:35Why don't you go take a nap?
00:48:37You mean go to bed?
00:48:38I couldn't do that
00:48:40Why not, you're a woman?
00:48:42I resent that
00:48:43I didn't say that you were incompetent
00:48:46I just think you could use a rest
00:48:48Yes, sir
00:48:50But I, well
00:48:52I'll do my best, sir
00:48:55Goodbye
00:48:56Goodbye
00:48:56Goodbye
00:49:02Operator?
00:49:04Operator, I, uh, I've gotten a wrong number
00:49:06I'd, uh, light my dime back
00:49:22Hi there
00:49:25Hello
00:49:26Listen, uh, about last night
00:49:28It was an accident
00:49:29I really didn't mean
00:49:31It was a dark night
00:49:32I mean
00:49:33Uh, the lights were off
00:49:35And it got dark
00:49:36Uh, I mean, it was dark
00:49:38And
00:49:39It was light earlier
00:49:41You want to go to bed?
00:49:42Uh, excuse me, ma'am
00:49:44Uh, I, I gotta go to bed
00:49:51Wait a second
00:49:53You know
00:50:15Let's go to bed
00:50:29Sì, sì, sì.
00:50:44Sì, sì, sì.
00:51:18Sì, sì, sì.
00:51:25Sì, sì.
00:52:28Sì, sì.
00:52:30Sì, sì.
00:52:31Sì, sì.
00:52:32Sì, sì.
00:53:01Sì.
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00:57:05Sì.
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00:57:11Sì.
00:57:17Sì.
00:57:18Sì.
00:57:22Sì.
00:57:30As you were, order arms!
00:57:37The men look ready, Major.
00:57:39As ready as they'll ever be, Dixon.
00:57:42You know, Dixon, a man stops to think at a time like this
00:57:46about his home, his wife, his kids.
00:57:52You married, Major?
00:57:53No.
00:57:54Me either.
00:57:56I wonder what the tomatoes are thinking about right now.
00:58:38We stopped the Germans in forty-five, then we crushed the Viette.
00:58:50Kong, Kong, almost.
00:58:53For our greater glory, we could never strive.
00:59:00This crop of rising will not last long.
00:59:10Ain't no time to make a fuss.
00:59:13We gotta get those tomatoes before they get us.
00:59:17We're gonna beat a passion, wish a passion in the street.
00:59:20We're gonna kick a kick, a push, a crushin' with our feet.
00:59:24We're gonna beat the filthy bunch, we're gonna stop them with the crush.
00:59:30Yeah!
00:59:30T-O-M-A-T-O-E-S
00:59:36Tomatoes
00:59:38We'll squish them, we'll mash them, we'll wash them, we'll crush them.
00:59:45T-O-M-A-T-O-E-S
00:59:46We stopped to negotiate at the first attack.
00:59:49T-O-M-A-T-O-E-S
00:59:50We gave them Alabama, but they gave it right back.
00:59:53T-O-M-A-T-O-E-S
00:59:56T-O-M-A-T-O-E-S
00:59:58T-O-M-A-T-O-E-S
01:00:00T-O-M-A-T-O-E-S
01:00:00T-O-M-A-T-O-E-S
01:00:00They said we'd live together like sister and brother, but they captured a cannery and modeled my mother.
01:00:07Now she's in the store and he'll soon be back for more.
01:00:11T-O-M-A-T-O-S
01:00:12T-O-M-A-T-O-S
01:00:13T-O-M-A-T-O-S
01:00:53No, no, no, no.
01:01:14No, no, no, no.
01:01:32Across the length and breadth of the nation, the tomatoes continue on their rampage of
01:01:37wanton destruction, burning, pillaging, raping.
01:01:58Let's shoot it from over there, huh, Bill?
01:02:02Come on over here, lady.
01:02:03Stand by over here for just a minute, huh?
01:02:05Okay, don't go away.
01:02:07We start with a tight shot, huh, Bill?
01:02:09Tell me when you're ready.
01:02:11Don't run off.
01:02:16Across this great nation, almost everyone has been affected in one way or another by this
01:02:20terrible tomato onslaught.
01:02:22Mrs. Williams, I understand your husband is missing.
01:02:24Yes, he is.
01:02:25Do you think he's dead?
01:02:25Well, I...
01:02:26Will you miss him?
01:02:27Will you marry again?
01:02:29What if he's laying in a ditch somewhere with both his legs broken, calling your name?
01:02:33You will have to find another man, you know.
01:02:35You're no spring chicken.
01:02:36What are you going to do, Mrs. Williams?
01:02:39Can you answer my question?
01:02:46Last night's crushing military defeat may spell the end for humanity.
01:02:51The shattered remnants of a once proud civilization lay scattered amidst crushed spirits and broken
01:02:57bodies.
01:02:58Lawlessness is rampant, panic stalks the streets, and personal grooming habits have reached an
01:03:04all-time low.
01:03:12That's good.
01:03:53Sì, sì.
01:04:11Sì, sì.
01:04:51Sì, sì.
01:04:57Sì, sì.
01:05:00Sì, sì.
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01:05:34Sì, sì.
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01:09:02Sì.
01:09:03Sì.
01:09:04Sì.
01:09:05Sì.
01:09:10Sì.
01:09:12I will not be mocked anymore
01:09:15I will no longer give
01:09:17Other people's answers
01:09:19To other people's questions
01:09:22The answers will be mine
01:09:25The questions will be mine
01:09:28Everything will be mine
01:09:32It'll be glorious, Dixon
01:09:34It's too bad
01:09:36You won't be around to see it
01:09:37What makes you think that you can
01:09:39Control these tomatoes
01:09:41Better than anyone else
01:09:45Questions, questions
01:09:46You missed your calling
01:09:49Mr. Dixon
01:09:51Have you had lunch yet?
01:09:54Here
01:09:54Have a tomato
01:09:58Don't be afraid
01:09:59It's really quite small
01:10:01And quite harmless
01:10:03It's from my garden
01:10:07You might say that I'm
01:10:10In tune with my tomatoes
01:10:17At the proper time
01:10:20When all vestiges of authority
01:10:23Have disappeared
01:10:24I shall charge in on my white stallion
01:10:27And save the nation
01:10:28Or what's left of it
01:10:32My fellow citizens will be eternally grateful
01:10:35At the very least
01:10:37They'll surely choose my benevolent leadership
01:10:40Over the obvious alternative
01:10:45It shall be my golden moment
01:10:52But Mr. Dixon
01:10:54I'm afraid these are your final moments
01:10:57You're awfully confident
01:10:59For a man who has failed twice
01:11:01Three times
01:11:02But who's counting?
01:11:04I don't think you can do it
01:11:07You know, Dixon
01:11:08You may be right
01:11:10I've never killed a man before
01:11:13You may be right
01:11:19Who's there?
01:11:20UPS package for you
01:11:26Come in
01:11:41Then again
01:11:43You may be wrong
01:11:45Wait
01:11:48Before you pull that trigger
01:11:50Tell me how you do it
01:11:53Really
01:11:55How melodramatic
01:11:58Very well
01:11:59It's really quite simple
01:12:01You see, all I do is
01:12:11Real bad apple, sir
01:12:13Good thing we got
01:12:15Letter
01:12:16You will
01:12:17You will
01:12:42You will
01:12:45Miller
01:12:47Miller
01:12:47Miller
01:12:48Better round up everybody in the city
01:12:49You got that
01:12:50And meet me in the stadium
01:12:51There's no time to lose
01:12:53But, sir, everybody's left town
01:12:55The only people left will be crazy
01:12:56I don't care
01:12:57Just do it
01:12:58Move
01:12:59Sir
01:13:21And it's unanimously agreed
01:13:23That the committee
01:13:24Recommend that no further action
01:13:26Be taken at this time
01:13:30To be able to agree
01:13:49Grazie a tutti.
01:14:16Grazie a tutti.
01:14:39Grazie a tutti.
01:15:13Grazie a tutti.
01:15:17Grazie a tutti.
01:15:46Grazie a tutti.
01:16:02Grazie a tutti.
01:16:30Grazie a tutti.
01:17:00Grazie a tutti.
01:17:32Grazie a tutti.
01:17:58Grazie a tutti.
01:18:00Grazie a tutti.
01:18:35Grazie a tutti.
01:18:37Grazie a tutti.
01:18:37Grazie a tutti.
01:18:38Grazie a tutti.
01:18:44Grazie a tutti.
01:18:45Grazie a tutti.
01:19:19Grazie a tutti.
01:19:36Grazie a tutti.
01:19:49Grazie a tutti.
01:20:03Grazie a tutti.
01:20:16Grazie a tutti.
01:20:33Grazie a tutti.
01:20:51Grazie a tutti.
01:21:14Grazie a tutti.
01:21:36Grazie a tutti.
01:21:37Grazie a tutti.
01:21:46Grazie a tutti.
01:22:34Grazie a tutti.
01:23:13Grazie a tutti.
01:23:19Grazie a tutti.