00:00Hi, is this the daycare place?
00:03Er, yes it is, yeah.
00:04I'm wondering if I can come to daycare and you can look after me.
00:10We do have some spaces open. I need to...
00:12No, I have a little bit more information though.
00:14Right.
00:14If that's okay.
00:15Yeah, okay, my name's Tim, I'm three nearly six.
00:18I'm ginger, I'm about as big as a cover table
00:20and I've not got any dietary requirements.
00:24Oh, okay. That's impressive.
00:27Okay, so when can you have me?
00:31We've got our next dinting in a couple of weeks coming up.
00:35So can I just come in and that's it, Bosh? You're looking after me.
00:38Only because I don't want to be at home anymore.
00:41Oh, are you okay?
00:44Yeah, I'm good, I'm good.
00:46But my mum and Uncle Barry are just working me to the bone.
00:50I don't think I should be going up and down the stairs as much as I am
00:53bringing plants out of the attic.
00:56Are you sure you're rocking?
00:57Yeah, I'm good.
00:58But I shouldn't be telling the police as often as I am that Uncle Barry's not in.
01:03Right, this sounds very concerned.
01:05I'm not concerned.
01:06I shouldn't have to be cooking my own chicken nuggets either.
01:09My mum don't do anything.
01:10However, she does let me do what I want.
01:14Right.
01:15Only because she can't catch me.
01:17So you're fast?
01:19Oh no!
01:19She's just in bed!
01:22That's it, she's just always in bed, the lazy pig.
01:25You're not lazy though.
01:26I'm not lazy.
01:27I'm always up and down the stairs.
01:29Uncle Barry's got plants in the attic and they're knocked off and the police are interested.
01:34It's not a laughing matter.
01:36Oh, I'm sorry.
01:37And my mum makes brownies out of them.
01:49She makes loads of brownies.
01:52No wonder she's fat.
01:53She can't stop eating.
01:55Oh my gosh.
01:56But those brownies are not for you.
01:58Well, I found out the hard way.
02:01Oh my gosh.
02:03Are you sure you're six?
02:05No, I'm three.
02:07Nearly six.
02:07I'm a big boy.
02:08Oh, oh.
02:09Working hard.
02:11So you still want to come to our nursery then?
02:14Yeah, of course do.
02:15Okay.
02:16It's better than being at home.
02:17Well, we do offer tours if you and your mum want to come and have a tour around the nursery
02:23before you start.
02:25Just FaceTime me.
02:27FaceTime.
02:28I've got kids in there that I could be top friends with, like best mates.
02:32Oh!
02:32I'm friends with my mate Ben from year three.
02:37But then my mate Kieran, who's older than me but I'm bigger of him, he's like the best footballer I've
02:42ever seen in my life.
02:43He's like Messi, Ronaldo, Messi.
02:46That's how good he is.
02:47That's, that's impressive.
02:49We, do you know what?
02:50We have lots of lovely children in this nursery so I'm sure you'll make lots and lots of best friends
02:54if you come here.
02:55He's got all the best mates, yeah.
02:57Yeah, loads of best mates if you want.
02:59You can make loads of friends here.
03:01I'm not, I'm not going to have some fucking pinching part lunch, am I?
03:05What?
03:05So if we've got, if we make some friends in there, I just have an idea.
03:09I could sell the plants out of the attic.
03:12No, no, no.
03:13Like a quick few quid on that innit?
03:15No, no, no.
03:17I'll give you five percent.
03:21I'll give you five percent, five percent.
03:23No, it's not a good enough deal on my trick.
03:25Ten percent.
03:27Fifty.
03:28Fifty, shut your mouth!
03:32Fifty percent, you've got a deal.
03:34Forty-nine?
03:35Yeah, go on then.
03:36Forty-eight?
03:37Forty-nine.
03:38No, forty-nine.
03:39You said forty-nine.
03:40I bit my tongue.
03:41I didn't mean to say forty-nine.
03:43Well, well...
03:43Are we really going to sell plants in the nursery?
03:46No.
03:47No.
03:48We have nice plants in this nursery, and we've got flowers, and people paint flowers and draw
03:53plants and stuff, so you could do that instead.
03:55Right, so if I bring Uncle Boris plants, everything will look pretty.
04:01No.
04:01No.
04:02No, you are not.
04:03Aw.
04:04Right.
04:04Enjoy the rest of your day, and I'll see you soon.
04:07Have a lovely day.
04:08And you.
04:09Love you.
04:10Okay.
04:10I love you, too.
04:11Aw, thank you.
04:12Love you.
04:12Bye.
04:13Bye-bye.
04:14Bye.
04:15She's my favourite teacher already.
04:17Bye, goodbye.
04:17Bye.
