00:00Is this a news channel?
00:01Yes, it is, yes.
00:02I've come to you because I can't go to the police.
00:06Right, okay. Are you reporting something?
00:08Well, yeah. That makes good tally, doesn't it?
00:12Chardonnay's been eating my Haribo while I'll be knowing.
00:15Oh my gosh.
00:16I know.
00:18Oh my gosh, no.
00:20Don't trust it.
00:21Crazy news.
00:22Crazy.
00:23Something else that you might want to include in the news story?
00:27Mr Smith's still weird.
00:28Mr Smith?
00:29Who's Mr Smith?
00:30He's our teacher, but he was told he got sacked, right?
00:33But then he's come back.
00:34You can tell it's Mr Smith.
00:36But now he's got a matash.
00:38Now he's got a matash, a bracelet around his ankle,
00:41and he calls himself Mr Jones.
00:43You know, I am actually quite intrigued.
00:45I would actually like to know more about this story.
00:47It's a bit weird.
00:48Like, he said to me that we'll do extracurricular activities.
00:53This sounds quite concerning, Tim.
00:56And why has he got sweets in his boot?
01:03So he's definitely missing to me.
01:06If you can tell, he's just got a matash.
01:08I know it's Movember.
01:10But Movember, you don't change the last name.
01:13It's just about as weird as knowing where my real dad's gone.
01:18Yeah, we're three nearly six years ago to go and get milk.
01:23Are you going to put these news stories on the news?
01:30Like, prime time.
01:31I think everyone should know about Mr Smith.
01:35Well, you know, I do think that a lot of people would be interested in this.
01:38But I cannot promise you anything.
01:40I have to send the information off to people higher up than me.
01:43Right, let's think of a story that'll definitely get on.
01:46Let's get Uncle Barry on the news.
01:49Who is Uncle Barry?
01:51So, he's not my real uncle.
01:53We'll just call him Uncle Barry because he spends a lot of time at our house.
01:57Okay.
01:57And he does a lot of wrestling with my mum.
01:59But he's not a wrestler.
02:01No.
02:02You can look at him and you can go, yeah, mate, you're not a wrestler.
02:05Oh.
02:05He's got plants in the attic.
02:08Okay.
02:10Definitely not daffodils.
02:11What do you think about Mr Smith-Jones?
02:15Well, I'm a bit confused, really, as to why...
02:17Do you think I should ring someone in uniform about it?
02:20Maybe I should ring the RSPCA because it says he's got puppies in the boot.
02:25I don't know how long they've been in there.
02:27Oh, gosh, no.
02:28That sounds really quite concerning, actually.
02:30You should definitely speak to a grown-up close to you about this.
02:33I'd definitely do that, then.
02:35Right, okay.
02:36I look forward to seeing my news on the news.
02:40And I will speak to you soon, okay?
02:43You've really made my day.
02:44You've made me Google, so thank you.
02:46It's not funny.
02:47It's seriously important.
02:50Sorry.
02:51Okay.
02:51Well, I'll see you on the news.
02:52And I'll see you in a bit.
02:54Have a lovely day.
02:56And you.
02:56Love you.
02:57Take care.
02:58Bye-bye now.
02:58Love you.
02:59Bye-bye now.
03:00I love you.
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