00:00Hi, is this the restaurant?
00:01This is Raphael.
00:03It's me, my girlfriend Chardonnay.
00:05We want to come and eat some food.
00:09Are you, I don't mean to be rude,
00:11but are you a good restaurant?
00:13Well, we are Michelin star,
00:14so I can assure you that, yes,
00:17we are a very, very good restaurant.
00:19They'll be the best chicken nuggets
00:21you've ever had, won't they?
00:23Um...
00:23Can you book us in?
00:24I want chicken nuggets and chips
00:26and Chardonnay, she wants...
00:29Are you ready?
00:31Okay.
00:32Chicken nuggets and chips.
00:34Right, okay.
00:35More like a happy meal,
00:36and can you do us a nice side little portion of ketchup?
00:42Ketchup?
00:43Yes, we do have tomato sauce,
00:46but I don't think we can do a happy meal
00:49at this restaurant, I'm afraid.
00:51I've never had tomato sauce.
00:53I just have ketchup.
00:55Okay, so, um...
00:56Can you do us a fruit shoot on the rocks?
01:00We do have a selection of mocktails
01:02that we could, uh, pour over ice for you, that's...
01:05Did you say mocktail?
01:07Because my mum has them.
01:08Well, she has the...
01:09She has the big girl one, she has...
01:11tail.
01:12Just walking through Chinatown,
01:13and you know when you get a smell
01:15and you think, oh, yeah, I'm starving.
01:16So I thought, I'll ring a nice restaurant,
01:19and then we'll go out, me and Chardonnay,
01:22we'll get some nice food.
01:24You're a Chardonnay, it's an interesting name.
01:26Oh, that...
01:26That's my girlfriend's Chardonnay.
01:29Chardonnay's mum said that she's named after her favourite drink.
01:33We do have a type of Chardonnay in the restaurant, um...
01:37You've got my Chardonnay in your restaurant.
01:38Why is she there?
01:40No.
01:43What's she doing there without me?
01:45My girlfriend's Chardonnay is lovely,
01:47but who the flipping heck is she there with?
01:50Is she there with Ben from Year 3?
01:52No.
01:52Sorry, sorry, no.
01:54I didn't mean to confuse you.
01:55She's not here.
01:56Yeah, you've got to be careful.
01:58I nearly made Ed's wobble in me.
02:01I nearly went mad.
02:02I nearly went absolute black belt on everyone then.
02:07Shouldn't you be at school or something?
02:09Am I at school?
02:10Just not today.
02:12Oh, okay.
02:13Stay off, innit?
02:14Stay off.
02:15I had a dentist appointment this morning, but I didn't go.
02:18Oh, you really should go to the dentist.
02:20I do go to the dentist!
02:22I don't know.
02:23You've called up the restaurant asking for a reservation,
02:25and you sound about four years old.
02:27Three.
02:28I'm three.
02:29Nearly six.
02:30Three?
02:31Yeah.
02:31Nearly six.
02:33Big boy.
02:34So, can you book me and Chardonnay into the restaurant?
02:39We want chicken nuggets and chips and a side portion of ketchup.
02:46I would have to speak to our chef and see if that is something that they can do for you.
02:51Okay, it was a pleasure speaking to you.
02:53Oh, the pleasures are mine.
02:55Darling.
02:57I'll see you in a bit.
02:59Okay, bye-bye.
03:00Love you.
03:02Love you.
03:02Love you.
03:03Okay.
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