00:00I've got a taxi.
00:00Hi, I just wonder if I can order a taxi to the shop, please.
00:04Where is it from and to?
00:05From my house to the shop.
00:07Right, well, I don't know where your house is, do I?
00:09Not far from the shop.
00:10Near what shops?
00:11My shop's near my house.
00:13Yeah, but I don't know what area you're talking about.
00:15I don't know what you're on about.
00:16I can't send a driver driving around and around and around
00:19and not being able to find you.
00:20Send him to my house then.
00:22Don't have him driving around and around.
00:24Just send him to my house.
00:25I can't see Eric.
00:27Go out there and look for a kid who's going to wave at you.
00:29That's not going to look good for him, is it?
00:31Driving around looking for kids, waving at them.
00:33What if he picks the wrong kid up?
00:34I mean, when he said it like that, that's a problem, isn't it?
00:37My house to the shops.
00:38I want to get some sweets.
00:40I've just got my spins.
00:41And when he gets outside, I'll be waving.
00:43I'll be like, I'm here.
00:44I'm here.
00:44What's the driver called?
00:46The driver's called Eric.
00:47Eric.
00:48Yeah, Eric.
00:48Eric, I'm here.
00:50I'm here, Eric.
00:51And then I'll get in his car, go to the shop, get some sweets.
00:54Probably a Haribo.
00:55Probably a fruit shoot.
00:56Bosh, what a day that is.
00:58You're telling me your shop order is not going to help me find your house.
01:02You need to tell me where to go.
01:04Do you actually want a taxi?
01:05Yeah.
01:06No, go to the shop.
01:07I've just got my spins.
01:08I'll tell you what.
01:09Save a bit of time.
01:10Tell him to come in a deaf-ass car.
01:12Tell him to come in a what?
01:13A deaf-ass car that goes, meow, rapid like that.
01:16And then we can go to the shop and back quick.
01:19Tim, it could be a Lamborghini Gallardo.
01:21It's not going to find you if I don't know your address.
01:22That's what, you're not listening.
01:24Oh, yes.
01:25Focus.
01:26This is a wind-up.
01:27This is a wind-up.
01:28I think you should send a Lamborghini Gallardo.
01:30I reckon.
01:31Oh, he's put the phone down.
01:34Hello, taxis.
01:35And the signal must have gone, but can you make sure you send Eric in a Gallardo?
01:39What are you saying?
01:40Is this a wind-up?
01:42Are you genuinely, you want a taxi?
01:44I want a taxi with Eric driving in a deaf-ass car, probably a Lamborghini Gallardo that goes, meow, and
01:52he can have some sweets with me.
01:54306, you're taking a **** out of me not being able to write.
01:57You're saying 306.
01:58What happened to your wife?
01:59Wait, wait, wait.
02:02You're taking a ****.
02:04You're taking a ****.
02:05You're taking a ****.
02:06I'm not.
02:07Just send a taxi to me house near the school around the corner from the shops, and then we'll go
02:12and get some sweets.
02:15I can't do it.
02:17Tim, you're talking nonsense.
02:20You're not getting a driver.
02:21You're not getting a taxi.
02:23Not from us, unless you come with the actual name of the street.
02:28Okay.
02:29My street.
02:30Your street is not called my road.
02:33No.
02:33If I went to your street, there would not be a sign saying my road.
02:36Can you send...
02:36I'm not...
02:37Hello?
02:38Shut up.
02:38Can I order a taxi, please, to my house going to the shop?
02:43I'm going to cough.
02:51I'm going to cough.
02:52Okay.
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