00:00Oh! Oh! No way!
00:03Hi, okay?
00:05Wait, is this the real one? Is this the real you?
00:08Yeah, it's the real me.
00:09Wait, wait, do not skip me, please.
00:11Are you okay?
00:13Hi.
00:14Where's your mum? Is she in bed?
00:15Yeah, my mum's in bed.
00:17So, which one of you's is my real dad?
00:21Me!
00:22What are you doing? We're just sat in a car.
00:25We're off to college. We're off back to college now.
00:27Oh, right. What are you doing in college?
00:28Yeah, yeah, Tim. Tim, how old are you?
00:30I'm three nearly six.
00:34Oh, my God. What the hell?
00:36What are you doing in college?
00:37Sport.
00:38My mum doesn't do that, the fat pig.
00:42What's your favourite sport?
00:44Football.
00:44What's your favourite team?
00:46Chelsea.
00:47What?
00:48Wow. You were doing so well.
00:50Is this your first year in college?
00:52Second.
00:53Second year? And what do you want to be when you grow up?
00:56Be like you.
00:56You'll never be like me, mate.
00:59You're too ugly.
01:04Why are you on this?
01:05Just coming on saying hello to everybody.
01:08Oh, that is so sick.
01:10See, you might be in one of my videos.
01:13Oh, please.
01:14Is this the real one? Is this the real you?
01:16Yeah, it's the real me. Hi.
01:18Johnny too.
01:19Yeah, it's really me. Are you okay?
01:21I'm good at you.
01:23Yeah.
01:23I watch your videos all the time.
01:25Well, thank you so much.
01:26Do you think you'll be able to help me with a question I've got for school?
01:30Yeah.
01:31Right.
01:31This is my creative English homework, okay?
01:35Right.
01:35Can you help me with this?
01:36If you had a pet dinosaur, what would you name it and what would you feed it for lunch?
01:43Oh, for lunch?
01:45Yeah.
01:45Wait, wait.
01:46I would name it, uh, Sparkles.
01:49Sparkle.
01:50What if it's a T-Rex?
01:51You don't want to call your T-Rex sparkles, do you?
01:54Yeah.
01:55Sparkles.
01:56Okay.
01:57Okay.
01:57Sparkles.
01:58What would you give it for dinner?
02:00Um, I'll give it...
02:01Oh, what are them...
02:03Um, I'll give it...
02:05Waffle...
02:06Oh, not waffles.
02:08Um...
02:08Jelly...
02:09Jelly beans.
02:10Jelly beans, yeah.
02:11If history tells you anything, T-Rex love jelly beans.
02:15Wait, I actually wanted to say Fridge Raiders, that's what it was.
02:18Oh, Fridge Raiders, right, yeah.
02:20Yeah, I get it.
02:22It's funny how you can get a bit misconstrued between jelly beans and Fridge Raiders, innit?
02:28That's weird.
02:28I forgot the name of Fridge Raiders, so I said jelly beans.
02:32Well, well, that's okay.
02:35Good answers.
02:35If I don't pass, I'm coming back to you, okay?
02:40Okay.
02:40Right, okay.
02:41Well, thanks for the help.
02:43See you in a bit.
02:44Bye.
02:45See you in a bit.
02:45Bye.
02:47Right, well, listen.
02:48You enjoy the rest of your day.
02:49Good love at college.
02:51I'll speak to you soon, okay?
02:53Love you.
02:54Say hello to your mum for me.
02:55Love you.
02:55Of course I will.
02:56Love you.
02:57Love you.
02:58Bye.
02:59Bye.
02:59Bye.
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