00:00Hi, is this a hotel?
00:02That's right, it's the hotel.
00:04So me, my mum, my Uncle Barrett, maybe Smackhead Steve, maybe Ping Pong Paula as well.
00:12We're in your hotel.
00:14What, you're all staying with us, are you?
00:15Yeah, not in the same room.
00:17What room number are you in, kids?
00:21Oh, erm...
00:22What, how many floors have you got?
00:24We've got six floors.
00:25I want one of them.
00:28The reason why I'm ringing y'all is we need some food.
00:32We're starving, starving.
00:36You want to order some room service, do you?
00:38Do you do chicken nuggets?
00:39We do do chicken nuggets, yes.
00:43Uncle Barry, what do you want?
00:44I want chicken nuggets.
00:45Shut up. Uncle Barry, what do you want?
00:47Do you do burgers?
00:48Yeah, we do burgers. What burger would your Uncle Barry like?
00:51He don't want a burger. Can I have a pizza?
00:55You can have a pizza.
00:56Right, my mum says she'll just share with Uncle Barry.
00:59Oh no, my mum will have her own pizza. Uncle Barry doesn't want to share.
01:03And can you just send them to our room, please?
01:07Well, I don't know which room you're on.
01:10Well, I'm in this one.
01:15To save time, rather than me trying to think what room I'm in, can't you just knock on every room
01:21and if I answer it, ta-da!
01:23What do your rooms go up to?
01:26652.
01:27I'm in one of them.
01:28I think I'm on the third floor, so 300 and something.
01:35Does that sound about right?
01:37Got an idea, why do I just come to reception and pick it up?
01:41And then you bill it to room 300 and something.
01:45And is that definitely going to be your room or are we just going to bill someone else?
01:48Nah, it's definitely my room.
01:50Does your mum know you're ordering food?
01:52Mum, do you know I'm ordering food?
01:55She just said yeah.
01:58Does Smackhead Steve want anything?
02:01Is that his name, is it? Smackhead Steve?
02:03Yeah.
02:04I don't think we've ever had a Smackhead Steve here.
02:07Listen, he's going out.
02:08He's going out with a girl called Sticky Vicky.
02:11But he's here with Ping Pong Paula.
02:13What's going on there, then?
02:14Is he two-timing Sticky Vicky?
02:16Two-timing...
02:20Two-timing?
02:22What?
02:231994's just rang, they want the sayings back.
02:26Smackhead Steve!
02:27What are you doing with Sticky Vicky?
02:30Yeah, he's definitely two-timing it.
02:33100%.
02:35Oh, poor Sticky Vicky.
02:36That's too much information, Smackhead Steve.
02:39I don't need to...
02:40Oh, put that away.
02:42I don't need to see that.
02:44It's disgusting.
02:47Do I need to go over security?
02:49Good Bobby, don't you join him.
02:51Flippin' heck.
02:54What's your name?
02:55My name's Tim.
02:56Ping Pong Paula.
02:58I'm a little bit worried for you, Tim.
02:58Shut up.
02:59Ping Pong Paula.
03:00Pull you top down.
03:03What's your name?
03:04Don't worry.
03:04My name, Brian.
03:06Alright.
03:06Oh, Brian.
03:07Bagged Brian.
03:09No, I don't like Bagged Brian.
03:11My friends don't call me Bagged Brian.
03:12What do they call you?
03:15They call me Brian.
03:17Well, that makes sense.
03:24Alright, I'm gonna go and see you in a bit, Brian.
03:27Okay Tim, see you later.
03:29Come and get your food.
03:30Love you, bye.
03:30I love you, bye.
03:33Bye.
03:33Bye so much.
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