00:00Is this the gardens in it? Yeah. My Uncle Barry's got some plants in the attic and he needs to
00:05look for somewhere to look after him.
00:07Because he's got a new ankle bracelet for Christmas.
00:09Okay, my dear, so what sort of plants are we talking? Have they got a fragrant smell like lavender or
00:17freesia?
00:18They smell like armpits and stella.
00:21Do you know the name of these exotic plants?
00:24I'm not sure of the name, but they're definitely not daffodils. They're a bit greeny colour.
00:28And they're a bit greeny colour and there's five big leaves that come off it and they make you hungry
00:36and they just make you laugh all the time.
00:38So I'm not sure what ones they are, but Uncle Barry said, whilst he's got this ankle bracelet, can you
00:44look after him?
00:45We sell plants. We don't...
00:47So does Uncle Barry.
00:50We sell flowers and small trees and bonsais.
00:54We don't accommodate the type of plant, I imagine, which you're describing to me, my dear.
01:00You don't have to sell him. They just look after him.
01:03They don't even need water in.
01:04Just put him under a nice heated light and then put him under a fan and then you just look
01:11after him like that.
01:12You don't have to put water on him.
01:14We don't have those kind of facilities here.
01:16We really have greenhouses and shrubberies and...
01:20A greenhouse would be really good.
01:22He's got them in the attic at the minute.
01:24And it's annoying because I can't get my train set out of the attic.
01:27Okay, well I think these plants should be definitely removed from your attic,
01:31but unfortunately there's definitely not something that we can accommodate here.
01:36May I suggest a compost heap or a bin?
01:40Or a bin.
01:42The police said that they need getting rid of as well.
01:45But Uncle Barry said he's not got any plants and...
01:47But the police said that he has.
01:49But then Uncle Barry tried grassing up Smackin' Steve saying that he's selling little bags of sherbet.
01:55And then Smackin' Steve was kicking off saying Uncle Barry, you need a proper swearing.
02:03And then Smackin' Steve said, I'm going to take your plants off for you.
02:07But then the police went, no, we'll have the plants.
02:10We're going to destroy them.
02:11And Uncle Barry was like, no, no, it's about half a million pounds worth upstairs.
02:16Well, it seems that the police should be the ones to deal with this.
02:20I don't, definitely, definitely cannot take those into our garden centre.
02:25Uncle Barry said he'll burn them.
02:27But not in the way that the police went.
02:29They were like, no, we'll burn them a special way.
02:32And Uncle Barry said, yeah, I'll burn them a special way with my friends.
02:36OK, well, that's definitely not something, an activity you should be getting involved in.
02:40I think that's best left to your Uncle Barry.
02:44Yeah, I agree, but...
02:46Actually, I think that if you were to do the correct thing in this situation,
02:51it would be once we end our phone call here,
02:53you call 999 and explain exactly how you've just explained to me
02:57about the situation of what's going on in your attic.
03:01Mate, I'm not a grass.
03:03I'm not ringing 999.
03:04If you don't want an earth, you don't have to live in it.
03:07But I'm not grassing me Uncle Barry up.
03:08He's already got a new bracelet on his ankle.
03:11So, do you know what?
03:12I'm going to try and find somewhere else that's going to take the plants off Uncle Barry
03:17so they can be looked after while he's in a nice hotel with bunk beds.
03:23Find some...
03:25a hotel with bunk beds.
03:27His Majesty's Hotels.
03:29Take care.
03:30See you in a bit.
03:33Goodbye.
03:34Love you, but I don't even love you.
03:35Bye!
03:36Bye!
03:36Bye!
03:37Bye!
03:37Bye!
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