00:01Have you got spaces available for me?
00:04Yeah, we've got plenty of spaces. Do you want to pop in for an application form?
00:09Well, I've got to write.
00:10Well, if you ask your mum or your dad, they can fill it in for you.
00:13Well, ask my mum to fill out her name.
00:19My mum can't spell her name. They'll be daft.
00:23I can spell her name. It's Mitt or Mitt.
00:28So, what sort of activities do you do during the day?
00:31We play chase in the garden where you run after each other.
00:34You run after each other? My Uncle Barry does that with the police all the time.
00:40And he always gets away.
00:42Yes, they're good at it.
00:44Ah, they're seeing you go to the till.
00:46I'm good at running away from people.
00:49Chardonnay is always trying to kiss me and I'm like, nah, not without breath.
00:55Do you do colouring in?
01:00Yeah, we do plenty of colouring in.
01:02Because I don't go out the lines, I'm well good.
01:06If you want me to teach you how to colour in, easy. Easy peasy.
01:12Lemon squeezy.
01:13Yeah. Oh my God, you're a rapper. I'm a rapper.
01:16They call me a Tim and Em.
01:18Do you want me to do a rap for you?
01:26My name is Tiny Tim.
01:31My mum puts me in the bin.
01:35I am clever. I'm not thick.
01:40I have got a really big dog.
01:43That's good that, innit?
01:45That's amazing, Tim.
01:47That's beautiful.
01:48I expected a different reception than what you just gave.
01:53I thought you were going to laugh.
01:56Like that.
01:58Can I ask how old you are, please?
02:00So, I'm three nearly six.
02:03And then, I'm advanced for me age.
02:06I'm dead advanced.
02:07Like I know all the colours.
02:09I know how to count to thirteen.
02:13Right, I'm dead advanced.
02:15I'm dead advanced.
02:16Well, if you want me to pop in, Tim, I'll help you fill the application form in.
02:20Right.
02:21Do you do colouring in?
02:23We do plenty of activities.
02:25We do messy play.
02:26We do sand.
02:27We do shredded paper.
02:29Play down.
02:30We play chase.
02:32Chase?
02:34You play chase?
02:36We go into the park.
02:36We look at the horses.
02:38So, do you just sit at a desk and then you've got to answer different questions before the chaser gets
02:44you?
02:45Is that what you play?
02:47So, what else do you do?
02:49Do you do colouring in?
02:55Oh, is she taking the Mickey out of me?
02:58I won't know if they do colouring in.
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