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00:09I just don't think that we have time to be doing interviews when we have a
00:12manuscript to deliver in less than a month. Yes, we have a deadline, but
00:15marketing is important and Dean's Catch has over a million subscribers. A mil?
00:21It's hard to believe with a stupid name like Dean's Catch. Well, it used to be a
00:25boring show about fishing reports and nautical maps until we started solving
00:30mysteries and murders, so he pivoted and cashed in. I really don't like this guy, do you?
00:36I've known him for years. He thinks he's a real ladies man, but if it's good PR for
00:40the book, who cares if he's an ass? I'm having me. I have a right to be here. Sorry, Norman,
00:44no visitors
00:44allowed. As president of Miss Chandler's fan club, as well as her official archivist,
00:48it is essential for me to be here to document her appearance on Dean's Catch.
00:53I have the proper credentials. You made that at home.
00:58Alison, oh, dear Alison, please tell this villain how I put my life in jeopardy to save yours.
01:03It's okay now where he can stay. Excuse me. They're ready for you two inside.
01:13Ah, and here they are. Hey. Hey. Hey.
01:17Hi. Nice to, uh, nice to do a good tip. Yes, it's so good to see you, Detective Kerrigan.
01:23Jack. I know. Okay. Okay. I'm Andy Walker, and you already know Alison Chandler.
01:29Yeah, all too well. We've always circled the same harbor, haven't we, yeah? Plenty of wind at our sails,
01:34but, uh, never the right current. But this ship sailed ten years ago, and so I guess you're gonna
01:40have to trim someone else's ship, if you know what I mean. I know what you mean.
01:43Oh, well, we are, uh, always happy to discuss our exciting new project. And by we, I mean Andy and
01:51I,
01:51not Jack and I. Not that there is a Jack and I at all, but we've shared our casual glass
01:57of wine.
01:58Jack is a detective. I think he knows that. Yeah, thanks, uh, for being here, Detective Kerrigan.
02:04Yeah, more the merrier. Oh, we're merry. Except when people get murdered, which they have. A lot.
02:11Hmm? Are you high? Oh, okay. Why don't the three of you sit on this side?
02:17Oh, that's a good idea, right? Yeah, let's go.
02:21Mocha soy whip. Extra whip.
02:24Jules, you're a lightsaber. You know, Juliet's more than just my co-host. She pretty much does
02:29everything around here. I draw the line up, picking up his laundry.
02:33But not at getting coffee. It's self-defense. Catherine says he's a bear if he doesn't get
02:38his java in the morning if he was Catherine. Oh, that's my beautiful wife. Juliet was her
02:43teacher's aide in school before the layoffs. You know, I used to do all of this myself, and then,
02:48uh, as you know, the podcast blew up, and, uh, well, I was just stretched too thin.
02:54Murderville, USA. Am I right, Al? Oh, I don't think we should use that term.
02:57Yeah. So, uh, shall we get started?
02:59Aye, uh, the hard-nosed detective chomping at the bit. I like it. But hold your horse. We're just
03:03waiting on one more guest, okay? Sorry I'm late. And here she is.
03:08Uh, what is she doing here? Well, uh, since we're talking about the recent string of murders
03:13in Founders Cove, I thought it might be something if the honorary mayor was here with us, too.
03:17Oh, it's something, all right. So shall we get started?
03:21Oh, yeah. Juliet, count it down, please.
03:27And ten.
03:28Um, I'm thinking of catching a movie tonight, if you wanted to join.
03:31I can't. We've got a schedule to get this draft out.
03:34Okay.
03:36Good morning, Founders Cove, and all our subscribers around the world.
03:40I'm Dean Starkweather, and you are listening to Dean's Catch.
03:45Gotcha!
03:45A special treat today, we are broadcasting live from the Founders Cove Sheriff's Office,
03:51talking all things, you guessed it, Murderville, U.S. of A.
03:55Oh, yeah!
03:56What the heck?
03:58Now, as usual, my co-host, Juliet Daystrom, will be feeding me your live questions on the air, and I'm
04:04sure you will have plenty, because today we are joined by Detective Jack Kerrigan.
04:09Also, we have honorary mayor of Founders Cove, Connie Newsome.
04:13And we have somebody who needs no introduction, award-winning author, and local super sleuth,
04:19Alison Chandler. Oh! And her sidekick, Andrea Walker.
04:23It's Andrea, and I'm not her sidekick.
04:25It's a pleasure to be here, Dean.
04:27Are you talking to the camera?
04:29Well, why don't we kick things off by asking Detective Kerrigan a question.
04:32Detective, you are the local, respected law enforcement here.
04:36But let's get honest. Having these two nosing in on your investigations,
04:41trying to take all your glory, well, that must just stick in your craw.
04:45What?
04:45Is that a real question?
04:46Oh, come on.
04:47No, no.
04:47Dean, we have a message from Carol in Waterton, who wants to know how old Ali is.
04:52Oh.
04:53Great question.
04:53Oh.
04:55Well, Carol, I'm old enough to know better than to answer that question.
05:01But you're never too old to exploit the public's case for murder.
05:04Am I right, Ali?
05:05Uh, I'm not exploiting anyone.
05:08The public loves mysteries.
05:09And yes, the states will be like, yes, but they have to be.
05:12There was a leader, won't care what happened.
05:14Catherine?
05:15Is everything okay?
05:53Can we not?
05:53You want to talk about shameless?
05:55Mayor Newsome over there?
05:56She tried to write off breast implants as a campaign expert.
05:59Oh!
06:00That was a rumor.
06:02We don't need that.
06:02We don't need that.
06:05Excuse me, what are you doing?
06:06We're in the middle of a live podcast right now.
06:08If you've got something to say, say it to us live.
06:10I don't think that's a good idea.
06:12Look, that's what journalism's all about when it's live.
06:14You just come in and you...
06:18It's okay.
06:20What?
06:21I'm so sorry.
06:23Oh, my God.
06:25Oh, my God.
06:26That had stopped me.
06:28Stop the podcast.
06:33My wife just committed suicide.
06:56How could she do this?
06:59Dean, any recent changes to Catherine's mood or behavior?
07:02She was on some new meds.
07:04Look, I thought they were working.
07:06I don't know.
07:07Maybe I could have done something to stop this, you know?
07:09You can't blame yourself.
07:10Look, is there someone you could stay tonight?
07:13Someone we can call for you.
07:15Uh, no.
07:16No, no, I need to be alone.
07:18I'll just go to a hotel for a few days.
07:20I'll give you a ride.
07:21Okay.
07:22Dean, I am so sorry.
07:25No, no, I'm sorry.
07:26For what I said on the show, I didn't mean anything by it.
07:29It was just for the show, okay?
07:30Take him where he wants.
07:34Catherine Starkweather was a second grade teacher.
07:38Everyone loved her.
07:40Did she leave a note?
07:43No note.
08:04Prescription sedative.
08:07She must have drugged herself so she wouldn't back out, sat on the bar stool, put the noose
08:13around her neck, pushed the button on the garage remote, and then lights out.
08:17Yeah.
08:18The neighbor, Donna Falconer, saw the garage door open.
08:21She said the deceased was still moving when she got here.
08:24She tried to help, but it was too late.
08:28Yes, that's it then.
08:29All right.
08:30Thanks, guys.
08:32Wait.
08:33Why is CSU leaving without collecting evidence?
08:36Because this was a suicide.
08:37The neighbor saw the whole thing happen.
08:40There's no sign of foul play here.
08:43Come on.
08:56You do realize you didn't say one word that entire car ride?
09:00So?
09:01So I know that face.
09:03It's the face you make when you think something doesn't add up.
09:06Okay, in every crime, there's something that feels just off.
09:11This one is flawless.
09:14A wife commits suicide, but millions of people are watching and listening to her husband on a podcast.
09:21I could not have written a better alibi.
09:23That's because Dean doesn't need an alibi.
09:26It was no crime, Allie.
09:28His wife committed suicide.
09:29You saw Dean.
09:30The new tattoo on his hand?
09:32The whitened teeth?
09:33That's a husband ready for change.
09:36Statistically, that is the most dangerous kind of husband.
09:43Oh, it's probably the window cleaners.
09:45I'll tell them to start out back.
09:48What?
09:48Wait, wait.
09:50Hi.
09:51What, new call?
09:52Ah, I wanted to surprise you.
09:54You did.
09:55Allie, this is my dad, Kevin.
09:57Oh, well, I guess you're not here to wash my windows, then.
10:01No, but I'm happy to pitch in.
10:03Oh.
10:04Uh, Alison Chandler, so nice to meet you.
10:06Allie, I know.
10:07I've heard all about you.
10:08Oh, so what brings you to Founders Cove?
10:10I got a job up in Portland, but I wanted to stop and see Andy on my way.
10:14I do, uh, construction remodeling.
10:16You must be pretty handsy.
10:18I mean, handy.
10:19You must be handy.
10:21Pretty good with my hands, or so I've been told.
10:24First, ew.
10:25Second, how long are you staying?
10:26Just overnight.
10:27I gotta go into town and find a hotel room.
10:29Oh, don't be silly.
10:30There's a guest room in the main house.
10:32Main house guest room?
10:33Are you sure your butler won't be upset?
10:34Oh, he sleeps in the shed.
10:36I insist.
10:38On one condition, that you let me cook dinner.
10:41And you cook.
10:43Well, then it's settled.
10:45Andy will show you where your room is, and I'm gonna leave you two to catch up.
10:49I'm just gonna go run an errand.
10:51I'll see you later.
10:52Okay.
10:54I'll be right back.
10:56I know what you're doing.
10:57I am not doing anything except getting in my car.
11:00You're gonna go back to the Stark Brothers garage, aren't you?
11:02I'm gonna go talk to a neighbor.
11:04Then I'm coming with you.
11:05No, you're not.
11:05You've got company.
11:07Dad, front door is open.
11:08The guest room's on the second floor.
11:09I'll be back in an hour, okay?
11:14Let's go!
11:17Such a shame.
11:19Catherine was a wonderful spirit.
11:20Do you have any idea what could have made her so desperate?
11:23Not a clue.
11:25How was her marriage to Dean?
11:27Well, it wasn't perfect, but what marriage is, if you know what I mean.
11:32Oh, she knows.
11:34Look, I shouldn't gossip, but the other day I did see a woman visit the house.
11:39Catherine was at a parent-teacher conference.
11:42Pretty hair, nice gams.
11:44So much for Dean's loyal husband act.
11:47Yeah, maybe it pushed poor Catherine over the edge.
11:50Or maybe this woman was collecting money for charity or looking for a lost pet.
11:56You wouldn't happen to have a way to get into their garage, do you?
11:59Just to see if we missed something that might explain what happened.
12:02Oh, that's right.
12:04You're that famous novelist, and you're the sidekick.
12:08Writing partner.
12:09I watered Catherine's plants when they're away.
12:12I'll grab you the key to the back door.
12:21All right.
12:24You be Catherine.
12:25What? No, you be Catherine.
12:26Well, no, Catherine is short.
12:28I'm tall.
12:28Come on.
12:29Fine, but I am not putting that noose around my neck.
12:31Fair.
12:33Here.
12:34All right, so.
12:37Catherine downs an overdose of pills.
12:40Her mind relaxes, but she is conscious enough to press the button on the remote
12:46and seal her fate.
12:49She presses the button on the remote to seal her fate.
12:52Will you press the damn button?
12:53I did.
12:54It doesn't work.
12:55Let me see that.
12:56Maybe it broke when she dropped it.
12:59Huh.
13:02Batteries are corroded.
13:04So, the remote wasn't working, which means she didn't commit suicide.
13:08Or, when Catherine pressed it, it was the last charge it had before it died.
13:12And she did commit suicide.
13:13Or, maybe she didn't open the garage door.
13:16Someone else opened it.
13:18We gotta talk to Dean and see what he has to say.
13:21She was sitting next to us on the podcast.
13:23There's no way that he opened this garage door.
13:25I just want to ask him some questions.
13:27Can we please give this man some time to process?
13:30Give him some flowers?
13:41Alison Chandler, what can I do for you?
13:44We wanted to bring you these.
13:46Ah.
13:47That's sweet.
13:48Thanks.
13:50Now, if you don't mind, I'd like to be alone.
13:52Yep, we understand.
13:53Come on.
13:53Okay, you know, I had one teensy tiny question about your garage door.
13:57Oh.
13:58I thought you said you wanted to be alone.
14:00That's just one of those phantom flushes.
14:02I should have jiggled the handle or something.
14:05You can come out now, Juliet.
14:10Oh.
14:14Look, we all grieve in different ways.
14:16Oh, I bet you two have grieved at least twice already today.
14:20How'd you know it was Juliet?
14:21Well, aside from the proximity effect where men tend to cheat with women they work with,
14:26Juliet graced his arm when she brought him coffee.
14:29He inhaled as she delivered it, trying to smell her perfume.
14:33Your neighbor said that she saw a woman at your house Wednesday night while your wife was at
14:38parent-teacher conferences, so I'm guessing it was Juliet?
14:42No.
14:42No.
14:43I was out of town on Wednesday.
14:47Jules, I can explain everything.
14:49Just give me a, uh, I can explain, Jules.
14:52Jules.
14:53If the lady with the nice gams is not Juliet, who is she?
14:57That's none of your business.
14:58Oh, really?
14:59Okay, well, I was going to ease into this, see, but it's clear that you moved on, so
15:04the batteries in this remote are dead, which means your wife could not have opened the garage
15:09door with it.
15:10Somebody else must have done it, and we all know that Juliet was with us at the podcast.
15:16Maybe this other mystery woman is someone we should talk to.
15:20Look, my wife was depressed.
15:23I wish I could have helped her, but I couldn't.
15:27Now leave me alone.
15:34No.
15:36We just want to talk.
15:37I don't.
15:38Juliet, we know you've done nothing wrong except adultery and sleeping with a man on the day's wife
15:43committed suicide.
15:44Look, I feel terrible. I mean, I used to work with Catherine. We were friends.
15:52This other woman that was at the house seems like you might know who she is.
15:56I know she's been calling him lately. I checked his phone.
16:00Anyone we know?
16:02She was sitting right across from you on the podcast.
16:09I was as surprised as anyone. Not that I knew Dean and his wife well, but in my line of
16:13work,
16:14you hear all the latest gossip. As far as I knew, they were a happy couple.
16:18So why did you go over to his house the other night?
16:23It's not what it sounds like. We're just friends.
16:26Dean's not just a friend. If you visit him late at night while his wife is at a parent-teacher
16:30conference.
16:34All right. We were seeing each other. Romantically.
16:39Is that a crime?
16:40There's a chance that Catherine did not commit suicide.
16:43A small chance.
16:43But her neighbor saw her do it.
16:45Again, there's a chance that it could have been staged.
16:48Again, a very small chance.
16:50Not a small chance. A regular,
16:52full-size chance that someone killed Catherine and staged it as a suicide.
16:57I was with both of you at the police station when all of this happened,
17:00so I don't see how any of this has anything to do with me.
17:03I can't think about this right now. I have to be in hair and makeup in 20 minutes.
17:12Okay. Another perfect alibi. What now?
17:17Oh, no.
17:18Oh. I thought you two would be writing.
17:20Oh, we were. Yeah, we were hard at work, which is why I couldn't go to the movies.
17:25And then we got a surprise visitor, Andy's dad.
17:27And now we came here to get some pie for dessert.
17:31Yeah. Unfortunately, they have no pie.
17:32But we can get pie at Rosa's.
17:35Mm. I like pie.
17:36I like pie, too.
17:38Okay. Well, enjoy your visitor.
17:41And your pie.
17:42We will.
17:45What's going on with you two?
17:47Nothing. Absolutely nothing.
17:48Oh, okay.
17:49Hi there. Are you ready to order?
17:51Hi. Are you really out of pie?
18:06Okay, you can stop singing now, Dad.
18:11Okay, you can stop singing now, Dad.
18:22If you're not into yoga, if you have half a brain, if you like making love at midnight, in the
18:34dunes of the Cape, I'm the love that you look for, come with me and escape.
18:43Hey.
18:44Ray.
18:46Oh, it was mid-80s. I'm building these bookshelves in Laurel Canyon for a guy. And he's got guitars everywhere.
18:54I mean, they're all over the house. It turns out it is Eddie freaking Van Halen.
18:58Oh, no.
18:59And he's got friends coming over, and they start shredding, and they are just going off. And it was crazy.
19:05It was the 80s. Everybody had camembert and cocaine in their fridge.
19:08Oh. Well, here's to being young and foolish. Okay. That's it for me. Night.
19:17Night.
19:19Good night.
19:23There's nothing better than embarrassing your kid.
19:25Oh, I absolutely live for that.
19:27You want it?
19:28Oh, yes, please.
19:31You know, she's pretty lucky to have you as a dad.
19:33She's pretty lucky to have a partner in crime like you.
19:35Well, I don't know about that. Sometimes I think she wants to murder me.
19:39Well, we've had our ups and downs. This whole Mr. Mom thing, it didn't come easy.
19:46I can relate. I'm still trying to figure out the whole Mrs. Dad thing.
19:51It's like being two parents at once. You give twice the love, you feel twice the pain.
19:57Huh. I'm no writer, but I see why they pay you the big bucks.
20:03That is the wine talking.
20:05Well, let's keep it coming.
20:06Mm-hmm.
20:10Oh, I love this song.
20:13Me too.
20:14Mm-hmm.
20:15Mm-hmm.
20:18Mm-hmm.
20:31This okay?
20:32Yeah.
20:34Mm-hmm.
20:34Yeah.
20:36Mm-hmm.
20:37Nothing to do.
20:38It's always been gone and trying to get lazy with you.
20:51I wanna get lazy with you.
20:57Lady Moon
21:03Good morning.
21:05Morning.
21:08Hey, hey, hey.
21:10Whoa, Don Juan.
21:11Your daughter lives here, remember?
21:13Well, then take a meteor to wake her before 10
21:16besides she's way out in the guest house.
21:18What is on the menu?
21:20We got pumpkin spice pancakes.
21:22Oh, yum.
21:23I've got some maple syrup somewhere.
21:25No whipped cream?
21:28Behave.
21:28That's not what you said last night.
21:30Oh.
21:37Morning, Dad.
21:38Hey, kiddo.
21:40You're up early.
21:41You're never up early.
21:43Yeah.
21:44Laundry.
21:46Are these pumpkin spice pancakes?
21:48Yeah.
21:48My favorite.
21:50Oh, my God, I'll get the syrup.
21:50No, you don't have to do that because...
21:52It's okay.
21:53I know where it is.
21:55Oh!
21:57Uh, okay.
21:59What the hell are you wearing?
22:01Syrup?
22:02I repeat, what the hell are you wearing?
22:04Oh, it's a, it's a Klaus von Klaus.
22:07Mmm, it's a kimono, and you never wear kimonos.
22:11I love kimonos.
22:16Did you two?
22:18Oh, my God, you did.
22:20Oh, my God, you did.
22:22Well, we can explain.
22:23No, no, do not explain.
22:24It's a perfectly natural thing when two people...
22:27Oh, my God, stop talking.
22:28You're saying the worst words I've ever heard.
22:30Ugh!
22:30Let me get that.
22:31No, I got it.
22:33I got it.
22:33Dad, I got it.
22:34Fine.
22:35Oh, my God, Dad, you're not wearing any pants, and you're not wearing a bra.
22:39Oh, we didn't think that you would be up this early.
22:41You both have officially ruined pumpkin spice for me.
22:45Don't forget your laundry.
22:58Hey, so, um, it occurred to me that we have a month to finish our manuscript.
23:05So, I did the math, and if we each write five pages a day, we should be fine.
23:12So, what do you think?
23:19You get freaky with my dad, and now you're just going to pretend like nothing ever happened?
23:23I was just taking your advice, trying to have a little fun.
23:27You know what?
23:28A situation, Chip.
23:29Like you and...
23:30So, that's what this is about.
23:32Right, right.
23:33So, you're so mad at me for hooking up with Oliver, so you hook up with my dad to get
23:36back at me.
23:37That is not what happened at all.
23:38That's exactly what happened.
23:40You used my dad as a revenge hookup.
23:42Oh, you know what?
23:44You're a hypocrite.
23:45How am I a hypocrite?
23:46You can have a boo-thang, but can I have a boo-thang?
23:49No, no, no, no, no boo-thang for me.
23:51Stop saying boo-thang!
23:53I am just calling it like it is.
23:56You know what I think?
23:59I think that you're scared of what you got with Jack.
24:02Mm-hmm.
24:03You're scared of your feelings.
24:05You're scared of falling for him.
24:07So, you're sabotaging things before they even start.
24:18Oh, great.
24:20Now look what you've done.
24:21Your dad is leaving.
24:22You chased him away.
24:30Hey!
24:31You gonna leave without saying goodbye?
24:32Whoa, take it down a notch, kiddo.
24:34I'm not leaving.
24:34I just have to grab something from in town.
24:36Oh.
24:39God.
24:41That's a frickin' thing.
24:42These fobs never work.
24:43Whatever happened to just using a key?
24:45I know, right?
24:47Wait.
24:47Don't call AAA.
24:48Let me see the clicker thing.
24:49No, no, I'm not.
24:49I'm just gonna use the app.
24:51These new trucks, you can open them, start them,
24:54do whatever all from the app.
24:56There.
24:58Yeah, see?
25:02That's it.
25:03I know how it happened.
25:04What are you talking about?
25:05The garage door opener had a Wi-Fi sticker on it,
25:08which means it could have been opened with an app.
25:10Yes, yes, yes.
25:12And Dean would have had the app on his phone.
25:14What am I missing?
25:15We have an errand to run.
25:16I'll be back in an hour.
25:16I love you, but I'm still kind of mad at you.
25:18Let's go.
25:22Okay, is this some kind of official investigation?
25:24Well, if we're an official investigation,
25:26these two would not be here.
25:27But you know what?
25:27You can make it official if you want.
25:29Hey, we don't have to do that.
25:31I've got nothing to hide.
25:32So I spoke with the garage door company.
25:34Your garage door model is one that could be opened
25:36with an app from anywhere.
25:38The garage door company requires a warrant
25:40to share user records, which I'm working on.
25:42But what we have confirmed is that the phone
25:45that was used to trigger your garage door
25:47on the day your wife died
25:48was using Wi-Fi from the police station,
25:51which is exactly where you were at the time of death.
25:55So you're saying I opened that door
25:56that I killed my wife?
25:57Oh, cut the crap, Dean.
25:59You were having multiple affairs
26:01and you wanted out of the marriage,
26:02but divorce would mean that you'd have to split everything,
26:05including all the money from the sponsors
26:08from when Dean's catch went viral.
26:10Look, it's not that much, believe me.
26:12Wow, well, the little fancy watch on your wrist says it is.
26:15I thought we agreed you weren't going to say a single word.
26:19My lips are sealed.
26:20Are they?
26:21Yeah.
26:21No.
26:22Check the app.
26:24Hmm?
26:25I programmed my car to open the garage door.
26:29He's telling the truth.
26:30This phone did not open that door.
26:31I see.
26:33Okay.
26:34Okay, but look at this.
26:36It says that someone else opened the garage door
26:37at the time of Catherine's death.
26:39So who else had the app?
26:42Who else?
26:45It was Connie, all right?
26:47That's how she came and went.
26:48It was easier than giving her keys.
26:50All right, that's crap.
26:51He's playing us.
26:52Hmm.
26:56Connie was at the police station,
26:58and that's where the signal came from.
27:07We have clear skies and a brisk westerly wind
27:10for the Founders Co Fall Festival,
27:12where residents gather to celebrate the harvest season
27:15with games, food, and good times.
27:17I personally cannot wait
27:19for the good old-fashioned potluck tonight.
27:21That's all for me, Connie Newsome.
27:23Back to you in the studio, Brett.
27:27And we're out.
27:28Oh, for God's sake, let's get out of here.
27:30Pumpkin High makes me want to vomit.
27:33Not yours.
27:36Connie Newsome, I need to see your phone.
27:39Why?
27:39You may have been using the commission of the crime.
27:41That's ridiculous.
27:42Well, the judge didn't think so.
27:44This is a warrant.
27:48You had the app that controls Dean Starkweather's garage,
27:51and your phone was used to open that garage.
27:53At the moment, Catherine Starkweather was killed.
27:56That can't be.
27:57Okay.
27:58Connie Newsome, you're under arrest
27:59for the murder of Catherine Starkweather.
28:01Are you serious?
28:04Let's go.
28:05You have the right to remain silent.
28:07Anything you say can and will be...
28:09Your arch-nemesis arrested for murder.
28:13I guess you finally win.
28:15It doesn't feel like a win.
28:29Hey, we're going to go for a walk.
28:31You want to come?
28:32Oh, um, I got a lot of paperwork to do.
28:35And you two need daddy-daughter time.
28:37Okay.
28:38Okay.
28:47I swear you are not getting away with this.
28:54Watching me get arrested wasn't enough for you.
28:56You needed to see how I look in orange.
28:59Believe me, Connie, nothing would give me more joy
29:01than watching you rot in jail.
29:02But I know that you didn't kill Catherine.
29:05You fell for Dean.
29:07And you and I both know
29:08you've always had terrible taste in men.
29:09Almost as bad as yours.
29:11Do you want my help or not?
29:12Go ahead.
29:13As I was saying,
29:14you had terrible taste in men
29:15who are desperate to get rid of Catherine.
29:17You certainly know what desperate feels like.
29:19Are we really going to do this?
29:22Come on.
29:23All that said,
29:24I know damn well you wouldn't murder her
29:26to get rid of her.
29:27How do you know for sure?
29:28Your lack of a violent history.
29:30Your desperate need for societal approval
29:33and the fact that this whole thing
29:35was intricately planned
29:37down to the very last deed, Danny.
29:39So you're saying that I'm not smart enough
29:41to have murdered Catherine?
29:42Yep.
29:43More or less.
29:44The real question is
29:45whether Dean was desperate enough
29:47to kill Catherine to get out of the marriage.
29:51Honestly, I don't know.
29:53There was no love lost between those two.
29:55And he promised me he would leave her, but...
29:57But he was afraid if he divorced her,
29:59she would take all of his money.
30:01You don't even know the half of it.
30:03He sold that podcast
30:04to a big media company out of New York.
30:07We're talking mega bucks.
30:08And the kicker is
30:09I never asked for that damn garage app on my phone.
30:12It was all his idea.
30:13When did he do that?
30:15About two weeks ago.
30:17So he didn't invite you into that podcast
30:19to gang up on me and Andy.
30:21He wanted you close to him
30:22so he could get into your phone
30:24and use it to open the garage door.
30:29That son of a bitch.
30:33Oh.
30:45You can't be leaving already.
30:47Yeah, the job in Portland.
30:48I gotta get a move on.
30:50Yeah.
30:52And the other project
30:54has been taken care of.
30:55Oh, good.
30:56Thanks.
30:57What other project?
30:58Um, just a bit of carpentry.
31:00Yeah.
31:01Work upstairs.
31:03What did you do?
31:04Like break the bed or something?
31:07Uh...
31:08Oh, my God.
31:10I was joking.
31:12Because the thought of
31:13two boomers breaking a bed,
31:15having sex,
31:16it's so ridiculous
31:16it couldn't possibly be true.
31:20So thank you for the hospitality.
31:24Um, anytime.
31:26Uh...
31:27Yeah, yep.
31:28This is, uh...
31:29Oh, for God's sakes,
31:30the damage is done,
31:31you two can hug each other.
31:32Right.
31:36I hope to see you soon.
31:39Me too.
31:47Don't flatter yourself.
31:49She's just using you
31:50to get over her own personal stuff.
31:53I'm fine with it.
31:54I got my own stuff to work through.
31:57I'm sorry if, uh,
31:58it makes you feel...
31:59Nauseated?
32:01No, not at all.
32:03You know, it's been just
32:03the two of us for so long,
32:05I forget it's not my job
32:06to be your pal.
32:07It's my job to be your dad.
32:11You were a pretty good mom, too.
32:15Thanks.
32:17Oh.
32:21I'm still looking for her.
32:26What are you expecting to find?
32:29I don't know.
32:30What's the point?
32:32Sweetheart, she's gone.
32:33You have to let her go.
32:34I have.
32:36But you two loved each other.
32:38Right.
32:39Yeah.
32:39Look, I've never told you this,
32:41but a year before your mom disappeared,
32:45she had an affair.
32:47With who?
32:48Her boss.
32:50At the shipping company
32:51that she worked at.
32:53Frank Getz.
32:55Everything just started
32:57to fall apart after that.
32:58No.
32:59No, I don't believe it.
33:01I was young,
33:02but I remember you two together,
33:04and you were so in love
33:05with each other up until the very end.
33:07I thought so, too.
33:08But life is complicated.
33:12And when you love someone
33:14who doesn't love you back,
33:15it's just...
33:16I had to let go, sweetheart,
33:18to survive.
33:21I had a friend do a search.
33:24He said that mom's past
33:25has been completely erased.
33:26All of her public records are gone.
33:28She worked in IT.
33:30I mean, she had the skills to do it
33:32if she wanted to.
33:33I think she's hiding from someone.
33:36Sweetie, I think this might be hard to hear,
33:38but maybe it's...
33:40Maybe she's hiding from us.
33:43Yeah.
33:50Dean, we have a message for you.
33:53Okay, this...
33:54It's right at the time
33:55of Catherine's death.
33:57I can't see if Connie's
33:58holding her phone or not.
33:59I can't see if Dean has a phone either,
34:01but trust me, it is him.
34:04Why don't you go see Connie?
34:06Connie and I have been
34:07at each other for years.
34:08If she's a murderer,
34:10she would have killed me by now.
34:15Your dad left his shaving kit
34:17in the guest room bathroom.
34:19You can deliver it to him.
34:20Maybe go for round two.
34:22I'm sorry that you think
34:24I'm getting back at you
34:24for what happened with Oliver,
34:25but that's not what's going on.
34:27That's Jack, isn't it?
34:30Maybe.
34:32What's the problem?
34:33You think he's gonna go squirrely
34:35on you and steal your snowblower?
34:37Wouldn't be the first time.
34:38True.
34:41Okay, we're not getting anywhere with this.
34:43I need a new angle
34:43to see if Connie has her phone or not.
34:45The only cameras there
34:46were the ones for the pod show.
34:48Podcast.
34:50There was probably another camera,
34:51but it doesn't work.
34:53What other camera?
34:54All police stations
34:54have surveillance cameras,
34:55but you said there's an ordinance
34:57in Founders Cove
34:57that doesn't allow them
34:58to actually record.
34:59Yeah, but that's a city ordinance.
35:01Sheriff's office is county.
35:10Here it is.
35:11Okay.
35:12Okay.
35:13There's Dean's phone.
35:14Connie was sitting right next to him,
35:15just like he planned it.
35:16I remember she put her phone down.
35:18If he picked it up,
35:19we'll see it.
35:20Fast forward a little.
35:23Okay.
35:24Here she is.
35:27There he is, Mr. Big Shot.
35:29Laughing and talking.
35:31Well, yuck it up, Bozo.
35:32You're about to go down hard.
35:35Okay, here it comes.
35:36Just watch.
35:38He's gonna reach over for that phone.
35:40Shit.
35:40That light's blocking everything.
35:42Is there another angle?
35:43That's the only camera in the bullpen.
35:44Of course it is.
35:46Unless someone else
35:48in the room was recording.
35:51Sorry, I'm late.
35:53Of course I have footage.
35:54I recorded the entire interview.
35:58Here we go.
35:59A clear view.
36:00Oh, I could kiss you, Norman.
36:03I told you it was essential.
36:04Fast forward to the time
36:05of Catherine's death, please.
36:08Okay, right there.
36:10Look, there's Dean
36:11and there's Connie.
36:12Watch what he does
36:13in three, two, one.
36:18Lobby.
36:19Oh my God,
36:19it was Juliet?
36:21Pause that.
36:22No, it can't be.
36:24But it is.
36:25It's Juliet, not Dean.
36:26I never would have guessed.
36:28Me neither.
36:30Well, that's it, Norman.
36:31It's not the case.
36:33We didn't actually solve it.
36:35I'm having dinner
36:36with the president
36:36of the West Coast chapter
36:37of the Cloudies.
36:38Those Westies always think
36:39they're better than us.
36:40Wait till I tell them.
36:42Noah, keep an eye on him.
36:46This can't be happening.
36:49Okay, but it kind of
36:50makes sense though, right?
36:52I mean, Juliet was super
36:54into Dean and she hated
36:55that he was fooling around
36:56with Connie and she's probably
36:57the one who put the app
36:58on Connie's phone
36:59so she had the password
37:00and all she had to do
37:01was hit the icon
37:02to make the garage go.
37:04So had she staged
37:05the suicide?
37:06She knew Catherine.
37:08They were friends.
37:09She probably went over
37:10to the house after Dean
37:11had left for work
37:11and slipped the pills
37:13in her coffee
37:14and then set the whole scene
37:15in the garage.
37:18So, you're saying
37:19that I was wrong?
37:22That's right.
37:24Well, you were the one
37:25who knew that it was
37:26a murder and not a suicide
37:28and you knew that it was
37:29Juliet in Dean's hotel room
37:31and it was the perfect alibi.
37:32You were right about that,
37:33going live on air
37:34in front of a million people.
37:35But I thought that Dean
37:37was the killer.
37:39Well, you're only off
37:40by one person.
37:43Yes.
37:45Oh, if it isn't
37:46Founders Cove's finest
37:47and their crime-fighting friends.
37:49Hey, Jules, let's go live.
37:51Juliet Daystrom,
37:52you're under arrest
37:52for the murder
37:53of Catherine Starkweather.
37:54You have the right
37:54to remain silent.
37:56Turn around.
37:58Wait, wait, wait, wait.
37:59Hold up.
38:00Are you telling me
38:00Juliet killed my wife?
38:01Yeah, she sure did.
38:03And she framed Connie
38:04for it, too.
38:05She thought that
38:05with Catherine gone
38:06and Connie in prison,
38:07she'd eliminated the competition
38:09and could have you
38:11all to herself.
38:13Is this true?
38:16I'm not saying anything
38:17without my lawyer.
38:18Yeah.
38:21Julia Daystrom,
38:22you have the right
38:22to remain silent.
38:23Anything safe can't.
38:26I don't know how you're doing.
38:28I didn't do anything.
38:31I thought it was you.
38:32Me?
38:33You're kidding.
38:34You may not be guilty,
38:35but you still suck.
38:37Hey, as long as it pulls
38:38in an audience,
38:39I'm okay with that.
38:42I don't know if you've been
38:44on your socials lately,
38:45if you're gonna ask,
38:46but Norman's video
38:48of the police station,
38:48it's breaking the internet.
38:50Yeah, yeah, yeah.
38:51You can't have
38:52too much video.
38:54Nope.
38:56Well, I'm glad
38:57we didn't forget
38:58about Norman.
38:59Yeah.
38:59Wait a minute.
39:00The surveillance video.
39:02We forgot about it.
39:04What are you talking about?
39:05Are you giving me a stroke?
39:06We already watched
39:06the police surveillance video.
39:07No, not in the police station.
39:09The donut shop in Montpellier
39:10where they found
39:10your mom's fingerprints.
39:12There's gotta be
39:13security footage.
39:14Ali, that was three years ago.
39:15It's probably gone by now.
39:16Well, there was a robbery,
39:17so maybe...
39:18Maybe.
39:19I'll ask Jack.
39:21Great.
39:21Okay.
39:21I need to lie down, Ness.
39:23Okay.
39:24It's been a long day.
39:35I want to thank you
39:36for your help today.
39:39Did Andy ask you about...
39:41The donut shop, yeah.
39:43Let's see what I can do.
39:44Oh, good.
39:47But for the record...
39:51I was not at all helpful.
39:54I got this one totally wrong.
39:56Oh.
39:58No one bats a thousand.
39:59And this was a tough one to crack.
40:02Just like you.
40:06I'm not tough to crack.
40:08Oh, my God, Ali.
40:10Whatever's going on with you,
40:11it's just none of my business,
40:12and I'll just stay out of it.
40:17But for what it's worth,
40:20the invitation still stands.
40:21If you ever want to catch a movie with me,
40:23I'll bring the popcorn.
40:25Jack.
40:26Yeah.
40:27I do this thing
40:29where I rush into things
40:32and it's not good,
40:34so it just might take me
40:35some time to
40:38figure it all out.
40:40Oh.
40:42I'm a patient man.
40:50Oh.
40:51I hope that was as awkward as it looked.
40:53Well, I'm an idiot.
40:55Why?
40:56For overthinking everything.
40:58For being afraid of my feelings for Jack,
41:00for sleeping with your dad.
41:02Oh, I'm supposed to be the queen of romance.
41:06Why can't I get this right?
41:10I know exactly what you need.
41:14I know exactly what you need.
41:17Oh.
41:18Oh.
41:19This is so happy and good.
41:21There is nothing
41:22that a slice of bike can't be seen.
41:24Mm-hmm.
41:24You can only study the rest of the week,
41:26but watch out for that wind on Saturday.
41:28On a personal note,
41:29I have some big news.
41:30My recent rush with the law
41:32has inspired me to put pen to paper
41:34and write my own mystery novel.
41:36The forecast is murder.
41:39Oh, for God's sake.
41:40Are you kidding me?
41:41Can you please turn that off?
41:49All right.
41:50Well, I figured out
41:51why I'm so off my game.
41:53I'm not off your game.
41:54Uh-oh, I am.
41:55It's the whole boo-thang thing.
41:58I think it's fine for you.
41:59I know it is,
42:00but I can't do it.
42:01It's completely crashed my brain.
42:03It's your kryptonite.
42:04Yeah, it's exactly what it is.
42:06Remember when I was mad at you
42:07when you said that I was with your dad
42:08because I was afraid of my feelings for Jack?
42:11You were right.
42:12But here's the problem.
42:13I get so swept off my feet
42:15by the romance of everything
42:17that I run off and I marry the guy.
42:19And then I realized later
42:20that I made a huge mistake
42:21and I divorced him.
42:22It's a vicious cycle.
42:23At least you're self-aware.
42:25Well, definitely self-aware,
42:26but enough about me.
42:28I really don't think
42:29you should be mad at your dad.
42:30Hmm.
42:32Did I ask for your opinion on that?
42:34No, you didn't.
42:35Put your opinion on you.
42:36I know.
42:43I think this is the start
42:46I think this is the part
42:51When it gets good
42:57When it gets good
43:00This is the part
43:02When it gets good
43:04When it gets good
43:04I don't think it's the part
43:05You can't do it
43:05You can't do it
43:05You can't do it
43:05But it might not
43:05You can't do it
43:05Well, you can't do it
43:06You can't do it
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