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00:10Treasure each other. It's the most important relationship you'll ever have.
00:17Thanks.
00:19But don't sleep with your mother's friends.
00:43Reservation under Izzy Asher.
00:45Does everyone get the door wrong?
00:48No.
00:49Oh, that's strange.
00:51I actually designed the shards, so yeah, they really messed your doors up.
00:55Glad that none of your other patrons noticed.
01:04I thought I was meeting Izzy.
01:05Me too.
01:11Is she parent trapping us?
01:12It seems so.
01:13If only I had a butler and you had a winery.
01:17Don't understand.
01:19If we do break up, which child do you want?
01:21We both want Dom, don't we?
01:24I need a drink.
01:30This is ridiculous, isn't it?
01:32What are we doing?
01:32It's been weeks and we're not even trying to fix it.
01:34Don't you think I should just move back in?
01:38I don't even understand what we're arguing about.
01:41Do you?
01:42We're arguing about the fact that you lie to me and that you don't prioritize our relationship.
01:47Okay.
01:49I'm not sure why I'm the one apologizing.
01:51I'm not the one who had a strange woman over to our house.
01:55There's no way you haven't lied to me once or twice.
01:58No, she's not a strange woman and I don't lie to you ever.
02:02Excuse me?
02:04I'm proud of the...
02:05Oh, you know, it's not a parent trap.
02:06Stephen Izzy here.
02:08Oh, amazing.
02:09So, do they not have waiters at this restaurant?
02:15Hey.
02:16Okay.
02:19So, sorry to have misled you both about dinner, but I think we all need to find a way to
02:24get along.
02:25Oh, right, sounds good.
02:26Well, let's do that then.
02:30Do we not worry about the fact that he's destroyed my marriage and my job?
02:32After you destroyed my job?
02:33After you had sex with my child.
02:35Adult child.
02:37I think in the interest of moving forward, you and I really need to bury the hatchet.
02:44That's racist.
02:45Is it?
02:45Right.
02:46Well, you're using a Native American term, bury the hatchet.
02:49That's racist.
02:49I should know because I got fired for being a racist.
02:52Okay, there I actually was a racist.
02:53Apparently, that's my thing.
02:54Okay, stop.
02:56We're having a baby.
02:59You're...
03:01Sorry.
03:03You're...
03:09I think, yeah, you should...
03:10Yeah.
03:11We're having a baby.
03:13And we just wanted to tell you two so that we could sort this and get back to normal.
03:21Excuse me.
03:22Can anyone come and take our drinks order, please?
03:28Quite loud.
03:30I'll bring you the wine list.
03:32No, no.
03:32Two bottles of red.
03:33I'm not drinking.
03:35Me neither.
03:36Solidarity.
03:38Two bottles.
03:44So, that's the news.
03:48Mum...
03:53Do you really want a baby?
03:57Yeah.
04:01Babies are a lot of work.
04:08I...
04:09I need you to...
04:10I just...
04:11Can you just say that you're happy for me?
04:13Please?
04:13Can you just say it?
04:14I'm happy if you're happy.
04:21But you don't have to be in a relationship just because you're having a baby.
04:24I love Steve.
04:25I love him.
04:26And I want to do this with him.
04:36Okay, fine.
04:39Okay.
04:40Okay.
04:40Yes.
04:41Okay.
04:45Okay.
04:46Okay.
04:47Okay.
04:48Okay.
04:50Okay.
04:50And how are you feeling?
04:51Any sickness?
04:51Yes.
04:52Yeah, a bit.
04:53Uh, no.
04:54Not yet.
04:55Oh.
04:56Well that's brilliant.
04:57So lucky not to feel sick.
05:04I just want you both to know that I will do everything and anything it takes to be the best
05:09father for this baby.
05:10And, uh, we already know that it's going to have the best granny.
05:20Uh, when's, uh, when's the June?
05:25Our scans this week, actually.
05:26Wow.
05:27Oh, wow.
05:29It'd be lovely to have another little one running around the house.
05:34Yeah.
05:35Gosh.
05:37It's...
05:40Ah, a baby.
05:48Happy.
05:50Happy tears.
05:55I should probably go to the loo.
06:06Oh, please.
06:07Father God, please.
06:09Can you bring two bottles of red wine to my table?
06:11I'll pay you a hundred pounds.
06:13Two hundred.
06:16I know it's really quick, Daniel.
06:18But, honestly, it feels like fate.
06:21Yeah, no.
06:22It's...
06:23It's lovely.
06:25Thanks, mate.
06:27Uh, we thought of calling it Lenny if it's a boy.
06:29Oh.
06:30That's cute.
06:31That's cute.
06:31And then, if it's a gal, we'll call it Shirley.
06:34I know what you're thinking.
06:35Shirley, you can't be serious.
06:40Maybe.
06:42Oh, God.
06:43Oh, God.
06:44Oh, God.
06:45Oh, God.
06:46Oh, God.
06:47Are you okay?
06:49Do you need help?
06:53Hello?
06:55It's too late.
06:58Oh, God.
07:00It's all too...
07:00It's too late.
07:03Mum?
07:05Mum?
07:07Are you okay?
07:09Yeah.
07:11You sure?
07:13Yeah.
07:15Oh, good.
07:18I know I'm young, but you were almost the same age when you had me.
07:24Yeah.
07:26I was.
07:29Yeah.
07:31And you always say having me was the best decision you ever made.
07:36It was...
07:39Quite...
07:39Hard.
07:42Sorry?
07:43Sorry, are you talking to me?
07:45No!
07:46No.
07:47Mum?
07:48What did you say?
07:49I said...
07:50It was...
07:52Hard!
07:56I can do hard.
08:00I wouldn't be here if you hadn't done it.
08:04No.
08:14I sort of hope it's a girl.
08:17And it would be like you and me.
08:19It's the universe.
08:29No, I'm not your mate, don't you?
08:33Sorry?
08:34I always thought you were harmless.
08:35I never found you as funny as Alice did.
08:37But I liked that you made her happy.
08:40But I'm starting to think that there's a good chance that you're a selfish person, Steve.
08:45He doesn't care about anyone but themselves.
08:48And I'm kind of dreading the fact that I'm going to have to spend every Christmas with you until I
08:52die.
08:53Hey.
08:55Hey.
08:57Everything okay?
08:58Yeah.
08:59Great.
09:00Just planning Christmas.
09:05I think we'll stay in Steve's flat probably until the baby's at least one.
09:09We like the idea of attachment parenting.
09:11And I think we want home birth.
09:13I like the idea of having the baby in water.
09:15Did you have a natural birth, Mum?
09:16No, I had an epidural.
09:18Any excuse for some drugs, am I right?
09:21Not really.
09:22We tend to have big babies in our family.
09:24Oh, really?
09:25I had the full Spice Girl.
09:28When two become one.
09:33When you rip all the way from the vagina to the anus.
09:44I just remembered we have to pick up my parents from the airport.
09:50Your parents are here?
09:52Yeah.
09:52They're doing a tour of European railways.
09:57Let's go.
10:05She's not ready for a baby.
10:08Maybe you should tell her how hard it was for you.
10:11I can't do that.
10:12She'd hate me forever.
10:14Oh, sorry.
10:15Sorry, darling, but having a baby so young was the worst decision I ever made.
10:18And for the first six weeks, I dreamt of nothing but dropping you off at a Russian orphanage and pretending
10:24I found you in the street.
10:26I couldn't go out.
10:27I felt no human connection to you whatsoever.
10:30And for years and years, no one wanted to go out with me.
10:34What do you mean no one wanted to go out with you?
10:36I wanted to go out with you.
10:37No one else wanted to.
10:40Oh, that's why you chose me because I was the only option.
10:43No.
10:44I make your life more fun.
10:45You make my life more manageable.
10:47And one isn't better than the other.
10:49And if you don't like it, then, you know, maybe you should, you know, just leave.
10:55I think I've already done that, haven't I?
10:59This isn't your bus stop.
11:01The bus to your mum's goes from the other side.
11:02Yeah, I'm not going to my mum's.
11:04I'll stay at my house.
11:05If you're leaving me, you should be the one to move out.
11:15What do you mean?
11:16What do you mean?
11:17She just didn't get on the plane?
11:19No, she cancelled her ticket last week.
11:21You didn't think to tell me this, Dad?
11:24Is she okay?
11:25Is there something wrong with her?
11:27Apart from selfishness and a basic lack of interest in locomotives.
11:30Yeah, you know, they sat some Indian fella beside me on the aeroplane.
11:34I'd be surprised if I had COVID, Dad.
11:36Um, guess what?
11:38Izzy and I are having a baby.
11:40Isn't that lovely news?
11:41Who's Izzy?
11:44This is Izzy, remember?
11:46I'm Izzy.
11:47Remember from about three minutes ago?
11:50What do you mean you're having a baby?
11:52Uh, I'm pregnant.
11:54Yeah, we're really happy.
11:56What, with him?
11:57Yes.
11:58He got you pregnant?
11:59Yes, Dad.
12:01So when's the big day?
12:05Uh, um...
12:06We're taking it one step at a time.
12:08Oh yeah, marriage first, and then the baby.
12:10Um, it's not 1950, Dad.
12:12People don't care about that kind of thing anymore.
12:14Oh, right.
12:16So this one's gonna grow up knowing that it's a bastard, eh?
12:19A mistake.
12:22A happy accident.
12:24Well, let's hope you have another one.
12:26We always regretted having only the one.
12:35You can see where I get my coolness from.
12:47Are you seriously trying to get to the house first?
12:50You're such a child, Alice.
13:06If you lock the door, I'm calling the police.
13:30I didn't want to sleep with you anyway.
13:33I didn't want to sleep with you anyway.
13:38I didn't want to sleep with you anyway.
13:41No, I'm just gonna walk.
13:43No, I don't.
13:44No.
13:56No, no, no, no.
14:00No, no, no.
14:02No, no, no.
14:02No, no, no, no.
14:04No.
14:12you're gonna be fine
14:14yeah
14:16i think we've probably been in a rut for ages
14:18but just didn't notice
14:20i'm proud of you, Dan
14:22you're taking control
14:25i am, am i?
14:28i am
14:35all i need is for another day
14:39and all i am
14:41and you do
14:42only you
14:57what happened to the printer
15:02it broke
15:12how'd the interview go?
15:15couldn't print out my cv so i didn't go
15:20what are you doing?
15:22i'm watching porn stars
15:24this woman, she thought her teacup was worth $9,000
15:26turns out it's just a piece of crap
15:33shall we go to yours?
15:36yeah
15:37yeah
15:41bye, mom
16:08sorry
16:09sorry
16:12can we stop for a second what's wrong I am I need to go home why what what's
16:21happened I just can't be here what I am need to go home why
16:35stop talk to me Dom what are you doing what the fuck was that what one minute you're kissing
16:47me and the next you bolted out the door are you okay I'm not leaving I just need to check
16:52on my
16:53mum everything's fucked okay my mum's drinking in the day my parents hate each other and my sister
16:59is having a baby with a 50 year old it feels like someone has pressed a button and the world
17:04is
17:05ending it's like in Terminator in the playground and suddenly everyone's fucking faces are melting
17:10off like no one has a face it's all fucked sorry come on thank you
17:21I like the bit about our faces melting off
17:38can we just like do nothing nothing
17:46can we just like do nothing at all
17:53sure
18:00that's great
18:03isabel Asher yep
18:05holy shit we're about to see a baby
18:10that's baby's heartbeat
18:17just the one
18:19yep afraid so
18:21and do you want to find out the gender or no
18:23oh I'm not 12 weeks yet
18:25can you do that
18:26well you're closer to 16
18:30no I've had my period between then and now
18:32that's probably just implantation bleeding
18:37could could the babe baby just be a fast grow up
18:43no
18:44but lucky you for whistling right through to the second trimester
18:48you're into the easy stretch now
18:53so do we want to find out the sex then mummy and daddy
19:00yeah yes please
19:02you are having a baby girl
19:26I'm really sorry
19:28it's fine
19:33Daniel's always been my dad
19:36yeah I know
19:38I know he is
19:40but if you do want to end this
19:42then yeah I
19:44I understand
19:48no I want this
19:51I'm scared that you won't want this
19:56I
19:56I
19:57I want this
20:01okay great
20:11do you want me to come in with you
20:14or
20:15no I think I should probably do this by myself
20:18yeah
20:21okay good luck
20:33Izzy
20:37please don't go back to him
20:39I won't
21:03hey tiger
21:05it's nice to see you
21:09I'm pregnant
21:11say that again
21:12for me
21:13I'm pregnant
21:15it's yours
21:17and uh
21:18I'm gonna have it
21:19I'm gonna have it
21:32I'm gonna have it
21:34I'm gonna have it
21:36I'm gonna have it
21:38I'm gonna have it
21:40I'm gonna have it
21:41I'm gonna have it
21:41I'm gonna have it
21:42I'm gonna have it
21:44I'm gonna have it
21:47I'm gonna have it
21:48I'm gonna have it
21:48I'm gonna have it
21:48I'm gonna have it
22:12Okay.
22:26I think we should get married.
22:27What?
22:29I want to marry you.
22:31I don't understand.
22:33I love you, Izzy.
22:35I really love you.
22:36And actually, I think you're the best person that I've ever met.
22:39And I would like to be a family with you.
22:41And eat spaghetti vongole.
22:43And teach little Shirley how to swim.
22:46And I don't care that she's not biologically mine.
22:48And in fact, maybe that's even better because she and I will be a chosen family.
22:53And I know I'm old, but I will love you so hard and so completely.
22:59And when I'm too old, you can put me in a home and marry someone younger.
23:04But I love you, and I would like to marry you.
23:16Would you like to marry me, too?
23:19Yes.
23:24Okay, great.
23:27Great.
23:28Great.
23:51No.
23:55He looks great.
24:01what are you doing here i was uh looking for you why what's happened nothing's happened
24:07you have to come with me where are we going you'll see
24:15oh there's something wrong there's nothing wrong i know there's something going on
24:21oh is it the wedding is the wedding happening today
24:26why won't you talk to me daniel hi hello i'm here to announce the recipient
24:34of this year's best person award drum roll please
24:41and this year's best person is
24:43alice
25:12i love you
25:22are you okay yep you look a bit
25:27it turns out i have absolutely no control over anything
25:36i'm completely out of control
25:39is that a good thing or a bad thing
26:05i think there's something
26:09and every single event for our entire marriage it's my daughter's wedding and i can invite my best
26:14friend if i want to i'm your best friend yes that's kind of sad than you
26:19oh that's fine you can't expect both of us to be at all his weddings i said they can't expect
26:32us both
26:32to be at all his weddings yeah have you fed the dog the dog you can't forget to feed the
26:40bloody dog angela
26:41no you're doing the dog i'm doing steve and his bloody wedding
27:02thank you
27:08hello welcome to chairwood manor sir i'm steven and this is izzy she's also here
27:14very good sir gift baskets have been left in each of your guests rooms
27:18once you've unpacked and settled in you'll be shooting in the paddock too
27:27shoot
27:29may i take your bag madam
27:32you may
27:48may i take your bag
28:16The gun's buggered. The aim's off.
28:19All our guns are perfectly calibrated, sir.
28:26Okay.
28:33Everybody knows that I love you.
28:37Everybody knows that I need you.
28:41Everybody knows that I do, except you.
28:45I told the stars above, about the one I love.
28:50I told the morning sun, yeah, I'm telling everyone.
28:56I told my mom and dad.
29:10What the fuck was that?
29:17You okay?
29:18Did you think you saw a snake there, son?
29:21I'm fine.
29:21Thanks after his mother, you see.
29:23A bit of a nervous Nelly.
29:25All good.
29:25I'm fine.
29:28Your mom just tried to shoot me.
29:30What?
29:31I was doing a winger in the wood and I turned around and she was aiming her gun at me.
29:35There might be some weed still on me.
29:38Are you sure?
29:39Yes, it's not the kind of thing I would just casually accuse someone of.
29:42No, no, no.
29:42Maybe it just looked like she was aiming her gun at you.
29:45She was definitely aiming her gun directly at me.
29:55Tell her.
29:57Tell her what happened, what just happened in the wood.
30:01What do you mean?
30:04Did you?
30:05Or did you not aim your gun at me?
30:09Um.
30:10Fucking hell.
30:11I don't know what you're talking about.
30:13She's gaslighting.
30:14She's gaslighting me.
30:15She's good.
30:16Good move, Alice.
30:17Oh, wait.
30:18No.
30:18Mum.
30:19You didn't aim your gun at him, did you?
30:21No.
30:22No.
30:22Ah, okay.
30:23Silly me.
30:24I must have mistakenly thought you aimed your gun directly at my fucking head.
30:28Oh.
30:30Wow.
30:31Fuck.
30:33I think I'm going to go and try and relax.
30:36And if I end up dead, it was your mother.
30:40It was your mother.
30:43Steve.
30:43Sorry.
30:44Sorry.
30:45Steve.
30:47My mother isn't going to kill you.
30:49It would be nice to feel like you had my back.
30:52Even just a little bit, Lizzie.
30:53Listen.
30:54I have your back.
30:55I do.
30:55You don't believe me.
30:57Everything alright?
30:58Yep.
30:59Okay.
30:59What do you want me to say, Steve?
31:01That my mother is a murderer?
31:02Should we have her arrested before or after the wedding?
31:04I don't know.
31:05You could say, you could say,
31:06oh, that must have been very scary for you, Steve.
31:08Or you could say, sorry, my mum's a lunatic.
31:10She's your best friend.
31:11Was.
31:12And then she ruined my life.
31:13She ruined your life?
31:14This is your life ruined?
31:16Oh.
31:16Okay.
31:17Right now, I didn't realise that I was a part of your epic downfall.
31:20Thanks.
31:20Are you sure?
31:21Steve, Steve.
31:22Do you want to borrow my gun?
31:24She's doing it again.
31:25Turn around.
31:25Turn around.
31:25What?
31:26Turn around.
31:27She changed it.
31:30Do you honestly think I would lie about this?
31:32I don't know.
31:37Shit.
31:37I should know if you would do that.
31:39Right?
31:40Why?
31:40What?
31:41Why don't I know if you would do that?
31:43I should know.
31:47Oh.
31:50What are we doing?
31:51What are we?
31:53Oh.
31:54Oh, God.
31:54What?
31:55No.
31:56We're both stressed.
31:57Okay?
31:58This is normal.
31:59I mean normal-ish.
32:00People argue at weddings.
32:03And you're right.
32:04You're right.
32:06I probably just misunderstood the situation.
32:10Yeah.
32:12Are you sure?
32:14Yeah.
32:15Totally sure.
32:15100% sure.
32:17I'm fine now.
32:18I'm fine now.
32:18I'm stressed out.
32:21I love you.
32:23And remember, this is the best weekend of our lives.
32:27Yeah.
32:28We're okay.
32:30We're okay.
32:33Yeah.
32:33We're okay.
32:35Okay.
32:36Okay?
32:38Yeah.
32:40It's fine.
32:41We're both nervous.
32:43This is normal.
33:22How much do you reckon all this would have cost?
33:25He's taken a step up by coming over here.
33:29You look like a woman that could cook a good roast, Val.
33:33The father's rather surprising.
33:39Okay.
33:40Hi, everyone.
33:42Thank you over there.
33:44I have absolutely no idea what one says at a rehearsal dinner.
33:48So I'm just going to say a few thank yous.
33:50First of all to my dad, thank you for flying back again.
33:52Yeah.
33:53Too bloody far.
33:54Well, you were in Europe already looking at trains.
33:56Yeah.
33:57Still too bloody far.
33:58Yes.
33:59Yes.
34:01Well, I am very excited for tomorrow.
34:04I always thought Crosby was going to be the love of my life.
34:08But it turns out that I love Izzy even more.
34:13We all know that I'm basically not good enough for you.
34:16Yeah.
34:22Anyway, I just wanted to thank you.
34:27Thank you all for coming.
34:29Um, Izzy, is there anyone that I've forgotten to mention?
34:40It's a bit of excitement.
34:42Mm-hm.
34:48The fuck are you doing here?
34:49I think Alice might have invited him.
34:51Well, what would you like me to do?
34:53Do him new?
34:54Turn him out?
34:56Izzy?
34:58Um, can I just...
35:00Please.
35:03Hello.
35:05Thanks, Steve.
35:06Uh, I just wanted to say that becoming Izzy's dad was the best decision I've ever made.
35:15Izzy taught me about unconditional love.
35:20Um, it's very easy to love Izzy.
35:22I don't know why he's speaking.
35:24Steve's the father of the bride.
35:25Oh, shit.
35:26Oh, shit.
35:26Oh, shit.
35:26Oh, shit.
35:27Oh, shit.
35:27Oh, shit.
35:28Oh, shit.
35:28Oh, shit.
35:29Oh, shit.
35:31Oh, shit.
35:31No, no.
35:33No, no, no, no.
35:34What?
35:35What?
35:35No, no.
35:36Okay, no, he's not your father, but you...
35:38You...
35:39You all thought he could be.
35:40Heck, on.
35:41Let's fuck it up.
35:42I can't.
35:42I just can't believe you.
35:43He's too old!
35:45Can you ever stop?
35:48Mothers don't stop.
35:50When he's 80, you'll be what?
35:52Almost 50.
35:53What are we going to do then?
35:54What?
35:54You're going to wipe his arse and watch his life waste away.
35:57What about when you're 40 and he only wants to go on short flights to creep because he's
36:02frightened of blood clots?
36:03I hate you.
36:03I know!
36:04I hate you!
36:05I hate me too!
36:06And you're a hypocrite because Daniel is 10 years younger than you, Mum!
36:10Yes!
36:10And that's probably the reason he's fucking hurt!
36:15Sorry.
36:16Nice one, Al.
36:20Thanks for making this easy.
36:24Someone play some bloody music please!
36:27Are you having a good time?
36:28Please, at this rate there won't be a bloody wedding tomorrow.
36:55Oohh!
36:58Oohh!
37:00Okay, my family's messed up.
37:04It's kind of freeing in a weird way, isn't it?
37:08What do you mean?
37:09Like we can literally do anything and it's not as bad as them.
37:14True.
37:16I just can't believe my family's gone.
37:21I can be your family for a bit.
37:26Actually, I don't think that's going to work.
37:29Well, why not?
37:31Because I'm not sure you're allowed to have sex with your family.
37:44Are you sure you want to do this, son?
37:48Yes, I'm sure.
37:50Oh, well, that's great.
37:52It's just that in the past, I know commitment's been a bit of an issue for you.
37:57No, it hasn't.
37:58Oh, come on.
38:00You've traveled halfway around the world to get away from me and your mother.
38:03And we knew you never really loved Nancy.
38:06But look, if you feel this is right, then that's great.
38:14But listen, I want to tell you, a wife is like a bathroom tile.
38:23You lay her right first time, she'll last forever.
38:28Maybe I need to get some air.
38:29I'm going to get some air.
38:35You know what I mean?
38:41I'm going to get some air.
38:44You know what I mean?
38:45I'm not going to get some air.
39:04Oh, Craigie, get off!
39:09Bennett, are you okay?
39:11I'm stuck, Mum!
39:16What's happening?
39:19I'm stuck!
39:21I can't get out!
39:23The zip! The zip's stuck!
39:25It's stuck!
39:26Mum, it's stuck!
39:29That's easy.
39:31No, it's not.
39:32Oh, dear.
39:34Get it off me!
39:35Rip it!
39:36Rip it!
39:39Oh, dear.
39:42Oh, dear.
39:46Oh, dear.
39:51I'm a terrible person.
39:53You're not a terrible person.
39:56Well, you're a little bit terrible.
39:58Everyone's a little bit terrible.
40:01Izzy hates me.
40:03Yes.
40:04She also loves you, which is why we're in this mess.
40:08You just love her too much.
40:11That's all.
40:12It's the curse of being a mum.
40:18I'm gonna die alone.
40:20Trapped in a dress I can't take off.
40:23Well, snug dresses never really suited you, dear.
40:29What?
40:30I need to talk to you.
40:31About what?
40:35Izzy!
40:36Izzy!
40:37Oh, Jesus Christ.
40:38This is gonna be a fucking shit show.
40:40This is the best wedding I have ever been to.
40:46What if I've lost her for good?
40:48She'll be back.
40:51You'll leave and you'll come back one way or another.
40:57I'm not ready to let her go.
40:59No one ever is.
41:02I miss her.
41:05It changes, that's all.
41:08You won't lose her completely.
41:12Well, she's making a terrible mistake.
41:15Well, I thought you were making all the terrible mistakes going,
41:18but it all turned out okay.
41:22And even if things do go wrong, you will be there to help her fix it.
41:28You can't fix having a baby.
41:30She'll love it.
41:32Just like you love her and I love you.
41:35And if she doesn't,
41:38I'm sure one of those rich American couples will probably take it.
41:44However hard things get, there is always some happiness.
41:51Love you, Mum.
41:52Love you too.
41:59Why are you here?
42:00Because you want me to stop the wedding.
42:02No, no, I don't.
42:03Yes, you do.
42:04Why else would you text me saying that you're getting married this weekend?
42:09That was a mistake.
42:10You love me.
42:11And I love you.
42:12I don't.
42:12Yes, you do.
42:13No, I don't.
42:13You do.
42:15Look, you love me and I know you don't want to, but you do love me.
42:19Yanis.
42:19I don't.
42:25Well, that is a problem because I love you.
42:27And we're having a baby.
42:30I love you without end.
42:42No.
42:51No.
42:54Too cold.
42:57Shut up.
42:58Shut up.
43:03It's really, really irritating having everyone think I'm this other woman when we haven't even fucked.
43:09I'm sorry about this.
43:15Hey.
43:16You know your problem, don't you?
43:19No.
43:20What?
43:22You're madly in love with your wife.
43:23You're madly in love with your wife.
43:48You're madly in love with your wife.
43:52Mom!
43:53What was that?
43:54Mom!
43:54Mom!
43:55Mom!
43:56Mom!
43:56I don't remember what's happened.
43:58We let a candle in.
43:58There's a fire.
44:00Okay.
44:01Okay.
44:06Get mom.
44:07You take her outside and you call the fire brigade.
44:13Fire!
44:14Fire!
44:16Fire!
44:22Wait.
44:23He's getting ready?
44:24We're starting way.
44:26Keep this way.
44:27Double- clap quick, come on.
44:28Down the steps.
44:29Down the step.
44:29Come on, come on.
44:31Izzy?
44:35Izzy, you in there?
44:40Under the door.
44:45Okay.
44:46Quickie now.
44:48Is it Izzy? Is Mum with you?
44:50No.
44:50No? Okay, okay, okay.
44:53Come on.
44:53Come on.
44:54Come on.
44:59Alice? Alice?
45:02Izzy?
45:03Alice! Come on, we've got to go.
45:05Is Izzy with you? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
45:06One hand up. Yes, everyone's safe.
45:13Mum?
45:16Oh, I'm sorry.
45:17I am, I am so sorry.
45:21Listen, I should have trusted you.
45:23Mum, I need to tell you something.
45:25I adore you.
45:36Where's Steve?
45:40Oh my God, Mum.
45:42Did you, did you lock your bedroom door?
45:44No. Why?
45:46I'll get him.
45:47What? I know where he is.
45:48No, no, Alice.
45:49I'm gonna get him.
45:50You stay with the kids!
45:51Mum!
45:52Oh my God!
46:01I know where he is.
46:15Oh my God!
46:17Oh my goodness.
46:19I can't believe he is.
46:19Oh no, no, no, no.
46:20I can't believe this.
46:21Oh no!
46:22I can't believe it!
46:23Stop, Alice, stop!
46:25No, no, no, Alice, think about what you're about to do!
46:28There's a fire!
46:29What?
46:29We have to get out!
46:31What?
46:32There's a fire!
46:34Oh, oh, shit.
46:45Oh, fuck.
46:49Oh, fuck.
46:52Oh.
47:01It's too far down.
47:02We won't make that.
47:03Okay.
47:04Maybe the fire brigade will get here on time.
47:07Oh, God!
47:08Oh, no!
47:09We've got it out!
47:11Oh.
47:15Oh, fuck!
47:17They did send a helicopter.
47:19I don't think there's a thing.
47:20Yeah, you're right.
47:21We're fucked.
47:24Help!
47:25Help!
47:26Help!
47:26I'm here!
47:28Help!
47:29I'm here!
47:30Can't see us.
47:33Where the fuck are they?
47:35Um, I'm gonna go back in.
47:37Yeah.
47:38Wait, we'll come with you.
47:39No, no, you can't.
47:39The baby, the place is full of smoke.
47:41outside...
47:43The baby, the ...
47:45I'm here too.
47:46oof...
47:49Ing.
47:55Oh...
47:56Ahhhh.
48:04Ahhhh!
48:05Ah!
48:06Oh no, we're going to die!
48:09Huh?
48:17I don't know how I let this get so crazy.
48:23What happened to us?
48:26I think I went mad.
48:30I think I just couldn't stand losing both of you at the same time.
48:41I really do love Izzy, but maybe I have no business being married.
48:48Half of me just thought you would stop it.
48:51Yeah, half of me thought I would too.
48:54Oh, this is getting quite hot, isn't it?
48:56Ow.
48:57Oh, ow.
48:59I don't want to burn to death.
49:00I always thought I would die of an accidental drug overdose in some nightclub and my heart would explode.
49:07Well, I always thought I'd die slowly of, like, full-blown dementia, like, clutching my own shit.
49:15Yeah.
49:17Maybe burning to death isn't such a bad option.
49:20Probably hurts, though.
49:22I'm not good with pain.
49:23I'm not good with pain.
49:28And maybe we could jump.
49:31Jump?
49:32Are you serious?
49:33We're 50 feet in the ear, Alice.
49:36What, over to there?
49:37Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
49:38Maybe we could reach it.
49:41No, it's too far away.
49:42I don't know.
49:43I mean, what other option do we have?
49:45Do you believe in God?
49:46No.
49:47Me neither.
49:48But maybe we should say that we do.
49:50Yes.
49:51Yes.
49:52It seems like a really good time to be open to the idea, anyway.
49:55God, if you're real and if you're watching, can you do something, please?
50:00I promise to believe in you, but from now on, and I'll think before I act, and I'll try
50:05to remember it's not all about me.
50:07Yes, God.
50:08And I promise never to kiss anyone under 40, under 35, let's say, ever again.
50:16Thank you, God.
50:17Thank you, God.
50:19Okay, okay, okay.
50:21I think it's now or never.
50:23Yeah, we can do this.
50:24Yeah, we can do this.
50:25We can do this.
50:39Ready?
50:41Yeah.
50:42Yeah.
50:43Yeah.
50:52I love you.
50:56Love you too.
51:07Okay, on three.
51:13One, two, three!
51:17Say, hey, love me.
51:19Nobody but you for all my life.