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00:06You've got your passport?
00:07Yeah.
00:08Spare socks?
00:09Yeah.
00:09Knuckle buster, in case the kids get rowdy on play.
00:18Are you ever going to forgive me?
00:20Are you ever going to apologise?
00:21I already have.
00:23I know I shouldn't have said what I said.
00:26But I was just angry that everyone seemed to be so okay with it.
00:29Yeah, that's not a real apology.
00:31What else do you expect us to do, Alice?
00:33She's grown up now.
00:33She gets to choose her life.
00:35So you wouldn't say anything if she was about to jump off a cliff?
00:38What about asphyxiating herself while on smack?
00:41Yeah, but she's not, is she?
00:42She's just going on some dates with some old bloke that you used to go out with.
00:45Or is that the issue?
00:46Are you jealous?
00:47Oh, don't be ridiculous.
00:48Whatever it is, you have to stop.
00:49You're just making things worse.
00:55Oh, remember to feed Dom.
00:56Yeah.
00:57And don't just get Uber Eats.
01:04Let go.
01:06Cosby, let go.
01:07You little poo food.
01:08Let go!
01:10I can't believe I still can't go.
01:12It's been over a week.
01:13Yeah.
01:14You know they say a change in bowel movements can be a sign that something's wrong.
01:18Maybe I should go to the doctors.
01:20Have you tried eating more fruit?
01:22Sorry.
01:22Is this a conversation you'd rather not be having?
01:24Because I did tend to overshare.
01:26Worrying about your health is not embarrassing.
01:28It's just a part of being an adult.
01:32God, you're nice.
01:34It could be stress about your mum.
01:36If we patch things up, you might be able to go.
01:38So maybe you could try and work it out.
01:41No, no.
01:42No?
01:43She owes us an apology, right?
01:45I'm not going to go to her.
01:46Maybe I'll stay here forever.
01:50Yeah.
01:59Sorry about my mum the other day.
02:01Don't worry about it.
02:03I like that kind of drama.
02:06It's exciting.
02:08And it's sweet they all care so much about each other.
02:12Maybe you can invite me around again.
02:18I've got coding.
02:21I'll see you later.
02:36I'll see you later.
02:43I'll see you there.
02:49Yeah.
02:52I can cook.
02:54I'd choose not to cook.
02:56I can be a bloody adult.
02:58What you want to do when he comes home is give him a nice blowjob.
03:04Mum, why do I have to give him a blowjob?
03:06Because it'll make him happy.
03:08Happy husband, happy life.
03:10Yeah, lovely.
03:11Thanks, Mum.
03:12I just don't get why he won't do anything to stop it.
03:14Because he's not that man.
03:16You wanted to work, so you've got a passive husband.
03:20A man who looks after children can't be asserted.
03:23Why not?
03:24Because there are two different types of men.
03:27You get what you get and you don't get upset.
03:30You see, he's getting to pretend to be an adult.
03:34And Steve's getting to see a young woman in the nude.
03:36Oh, God.
03:39Oh, yeah, I've cut myself.
03:40Oh, get him.
03:42Rinsed it under the cold water.
03:43Mum, can you call an ambulance?
03:45Oh, God, you're going to be ridiculous.
03:47Oh, yeah, yeah.
03:50Oh.
03:51Ah.
03:52Alex?
03:53Mum?
03:54Alex?
03:55Please call an ambulance.
03:58So, you can't get it wet for a week.
04:00We're going to need you to come back in a few days to change the dressing.
04:03And you're going to need to be with someone for the rest of the day, OK?
04:07Sometimes the sedation can cause some memory loss, some dizziness.
04:11OK?
04:12Oh, and your lift is here.
04:18Are you OK?
04:22Why are you here?
04:23Because Izzy asked me to come.
04:26OK, well, I'm completely fine, so you can leave.
04:29I signed a form saying I'll drive you home, so I'm driving you home.
04:34Where's Izzy?
04:35She, um, she's busy.
04:36Why didn't my mum come?
04:37She's worried she wouldn't be back in time for bake-off.
04:39Oh, my God.
05:10Can you undo this, please?
05:30Are you okay?
05:31Yes, see? Yeah, it's not bad at all.
05:35Is Dad coming back?
05:36No, no. There's no point worrying him.
05:38You look like Mario.
05:40And I've made soup.
05:44Okay, well, thanks for dropping me home,
05:47but Dom will be here tonight, so you can leave.
05:50Um, actually, I said I'd go to a party with Rome.
05:55No, can't you miss it?
05:56It's Harper's big yearly party and...
05:59I can stay. It's fine.
06:02Yeah.
06:07I'll give you 25 quid if you stay.
06:11Just up. Rome will be there.
06:1350? 75?
06:14It's fine.
06:14Oh, come on. That's like...
06:15That's like 10 hours.
06:17Normally I'm totally bored, but...
06:20Okay.
06:23Okay.
06:27Okay. Bye.
06:30Wait, what? You're leaving now?
06:31Yep.
06:32Okay, well, text me when you get there?
06:33Uh-huh.
06:33And text me when you're heading back?
06:35Uh-huh.
06:35Hold on.
06:39So, if you talk to your sister, will you tell her that I love her?
06:43And that she's not allowed to hate me?
06:45And tell her that I miss her?
06:47And that I...
06:48No, just tell her that I love her.
06:49Okay.
06:50I'll do.
06:51Bye.
06:57You can go. I'm totally fine.
06:59I'm staying.
07:00But I don't want you to stay.
07:02You don't have anyone else, do you?
07:03Do you?
07:04No.
07:05You need me.
07:06So I'm gonna stay.
07:07You're welcome.
07:33There were the consensus that civil war was the only option.
07:39There was no longer a peaceful way to settle the differences between...
07:42Hiya.
07:42Hey!
07:44Don't tell her it's me.
07:45I'm not talking to her until she's apologised.
07:47Yeah.
07:48Okay.
07:48Is she alright?
07:50Uh...
07:50Uh...
07:51Fine, thanks.
07:52How bad's the cut?
07:53I would say probably about medium.
07:56So, what time are you gonna be home?
08:00Um...
08:01Actually, a friend has been in an accident and the doctor said they need someone to help them
08:05until they go to bed.
08:09Um...
08:09Okay.
08:10Is she at least being appreciative?
08:13Oh...
08:13I would...
08:14I would say no.
08:15Please don't make out to Izzy that you're some kind of life saver.
08:19I don't even want you there!
08:20What?
08:20What did she just say?
08:21Uh...
08:22Nothing.
08:23I should go.
08:24Oh, thank you.
08:25For going.
08:26You're a total life saver.
08:28I love you.
08:32I love you.
08:35I love you.
08:37I love you.
08:38I love you.
09:13I love you.
09:20I love you.
09:20I love you.
09:21I love you.
09:22I, um, yeah, the kids love you.
09:25You've got a lovely way with them.
09:27I've really enjoyed it.
09:28Yeah?
09:29Yeah.
09:30Good, because I was worried that I'd kidnapped you.
09:34No, I haven't been away without my family.
09:38It's like 16 years.
09:40Jesus, that is long.
09:42We should celebrate.
09:44Excuse me.
09:45Can we have two more espresso martinis, please?
09:47Oh, I'm sorry, we've closed.
09:49Oh, no.
09:50No, go on.
09:51What can we do to keep you open?
09:52I'll give you the tip of his little finger.
09:54I'm sorry.
09:55Boo.
09:57Do that.
09:58Boo.
10:00Do that, man.
10:01Sorry.
10:02Oh, I'm not ready to go to bed, are you?
10:06Mm-hmm.
10:08Okay, come on.
10:10Let's go attack the minibar.
10:11Yeah.
10:14We are really coming up.
10:21I think I need to get out of here.
10:24We are again.
10:44This room is amazing.
11:20I think you're so magical and so wise.
11:28And so, so, so incredibly beautiful.
11:43And I think that I love you.
12:16You look fat.
12:23It felt vital, though, didn't it?
12:27Just knowing that this day will stay in these kids' heads for the rest of their life.
12:35And it's been really great getting to know you more, Marley.
12:38Yeah, why haven't I been on these trips before?
12:43Hello, you.
12:46Oh, my God, Geoffrey.
12:48You should be in bed.
12:51Are you a very naughty boy?
12:54What?
12:55Is this your first time?
12:56Are you shy, Geoffrey?
12:59No, no, I'm...
13:01I'm sorry, I can't do this.
13:02I'm married.
13:03Oh, really?
13:04Yeah.
13:06You're awfully young to be married, Geoffrey.
13:08I love my wife.
13:10I love my wife.
13:11Oh.
13:12I love my wife.
13:15What did you think I meant by minibar?
13:16No, it's...
13:17It's...
13:17It's totally my fault.
13:19Was it the Geoffrey thing?
13:20Or do you not find me attractive?
13:21No.
13:22No, neither.
13:23You're very pretty.
13:25Um...
13:26I've never been unfaithful before.
13:29You know, it's like it hasn't even come up for me.
13:31What about if you're on the escalator or on the tube?
13:33You don't look at everyone and wonder, you know, who'd fuck first?
13:36I've not even thought about it.
13:38What?
13:40Is your wife uptight, too?
13:42Uh...
13:42No, no, no, no.
13:43She's, um...
13:45She's into dirty talk and stuff.
13:47Mm-hmm.
13:47What do you talk about when you do the dirty talk?
13:49Uh, she tends to tell me what to say, um...
13:52Well, she gives you a script.
13:53I shouldn't...
13:54I shouldn't be talking about this, actually.
13:55You know both parties are meant to enjoy it, right?
13:57Yeah, and I do.
13:58Yeah, but what are you like, for you?
14:01Like, sex is, like, a big deal.
14:03It's, like, your ego.
14:05So what do you enjoy?
14:10Oh, Jesus.
14:13Dan.
14:14I think that's about the saddest thing I've ever heard.
14:17You need to get in touch with your sexual self.
14:19Like, stat.
14:22I'm not having an affair.
14:23Yeah, yeah, yeah.
14:24I got that.
14:25I'm gonna take your case on as a friend.
14:28It'll be like, um...
14:30Yeah, like, one of those Instagram stories
14:31where the jogger finds the dying cat in their desert
14:33and puts it in their rucksack.
14:35Am I the cat?
14:35Yeah, you're the cat.
14:39Civil War ripped the young nation in heart.
14:42The brothers, Anthony and William McBee,
14:45fought on opposite sides of the war.
14:48They returned home on the same night.
14:50They returned home on the same night.
14:50They returned home on the same night.
14:51They returned home on the same night.
14:54Hey, you're on speaker.
14:55Mum, something happened.
14:57I don't know what to do.
14:58What's happened?
14:59We had some gummies.
15:00I said the room was magical and beautiful
15:02and I loved them, but then he ran off.
15:04Mum, can you come over?
15:05Everything's gone a bit...
15:06OK, where are you?
15:07It's, er...
15:07One's with...
15:08OK, do the thing where you drop me the arrow.
15:09I'll be there in 30 minutes.
15:12He can't drive.
15:13He can't operate machinery.
15:15Fine, then you drive.
15:17OK.
15:18Actually, I can't drive either.
15:19I've had a few drinks.
15:21I didn't know we were going to be going out.
15:22OK, we'll get a taxi.
15:32One's worth, please.
15:33Yeah, sure.
15:39I can't.
15:40I can't.
15:41I can't.
15:42I can't.
15:43Actually, I can't do it.
15:48Yo!
15:49Oi!
15:52What the fuck?!
15:54Can you go to the floor, please?
15:57Fucking stop them!
15:58Fuck, I'm not going to give me a huge deal.
15:59Can you just slow down a bit?
16:01Can't.
16:01No cars.
16:02No cars.
16:03No cars.
16:03No cars.
16:03No cars.
16:03No cars.
16:03No cars.
16:03What are you doing?
16:06Slow down please!
16:08Oh we're so close!
16:12Why are you getting out of the car?
16:20What the fuck is he doing?
16:26Um, do you need to be driving?
16:35Has he got weapon?
16:37Shall I cancel the rye?
16:47Sorry, that was my cousin. I had his bowl.
16:52No problem.
17:10That was terrifying. I feel ill.
17:13Dom?
17:13Five stars, great communication.
17:15Dom?
17:17Dom?
17:18Why do you know Dom?
17:20Dom?
17:22Sorry, Dom?
17:23Excuse me.
17:24Do go, do go, do go.
17:26Now, Dom...
17:27Stop, sorry.
17:28Go over here.
17:28Ah.
17:29No.
17:31Hey!
17:33What's...
17:34What's going on?
17:36We're all dying.
17:38There's no water in our mouths.
17:40Colin's hand is a mop.
17:43Okay, whose house is this?
17:44Whose house is it?
17:45It's my house.
17:47What...
17:47Oh!
17:51Hi.
17:53Hey, are your parents away?
17:56When do they come back?
17:59Tomorrow.
18:04Okay.
18:06Everyone get into a circle.
18:08I want hands on backs, people.
18:11Okay?
18:12No one is dying.
18:21You've got this.
18:22Got it.
18:22I want to wake.
18:25We're all safe.
18:28And this is a happy time.
18:30I want to wake.
18:32Moving in.
18:33Total acceptance.
18:37I want to wake.
18:39Everyone okay in here?
18:42Okay.
18:42When you get back to your own houses,
18:44take your clothes off,
18:45put them on for a two and a half hour dry,
18:46and take your rubbish with you.
18:47If you help Papa clean,
18:49there's a good chance you'll be able to party here again.
18:50If you don't, you won't.
18:54Everything okay down there?
18:55Yeah, all good.
19:01Mum.
19:03Mum.
19:04I called Rome,
19:05and they said they were by a bridge,
19:07and then the phone went dead.
19:09What if something terrible has happened?
19:11I didn't.
19:16Go away.
19:18We shouldn't have called you.
19:20I wasn't doing anything else.
19:23Did I do something terrible?
19:25No.
19:26No.
19:27Of course you didn't.
19:30Maybe.
19:31Maybe you and I stay back for a bit.
19:35Yeah.
19:36Yeah.
19:38Hey.
19:42What happened?
19:45Dom said that he loved me.
19:47Mm.
19:49Yeah, I hate when people say I love you,
19:51and then you're meant to say it back.
19:54It'd be better if we all just said,
19:55oh, look, I love you right now.
19:57Maybe momentary.
19:58And also, I do not need you to say it back.
20:09Um.
20:11Tom.
20:15Do you want a chewing gum?
20:20Yes, please.
20:21Yeah.
20:32Just got some good news.
20:38I don't want to need anyone.
20:41My dad didn't love my mum,
20:44and he didn't love us.
20:45How can you not love your own kid?
20:49Some people find love hard,
20:52and some people are just assholes.
20:55What if you love someone,
20:57and
20:59it goes wrong?
21:02Well, it doesn't cancel out the good.
21:05I mean, you don't
21:07not eat crisps because
21:09you know you'll have to stop eating them one day.
21:11Why do you have to stop eating the crisps?
21:14I don't know. It's a bad analogy.
21:18How are we meant to know
21:19if we really like each other,
21:21or whether we're just
21:22a rush of hormones?
21:26No idea.
21:28I'm at the other end of the hormone rainbow.
21:31I can go from love to disdain in 20 seconds flat.
21:36Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
21:37I'm sorry.
21:38No, don't be.
21:40Oh, I'm having a lovely time.
21:45You're definitely a very worthy human being.
21:49Well, I've met thousands of humans,
21:51and there's usually only like 3% of them
21:54that are really magnificent,
21:56and you're definitely one of the 3%.
21:58Thank you, Alice.
22:00It's my pleasure.
22:01Yeah.
22:07I reckon you can go over now.
22:20Sorry.
22:21Don't be.
22:23I can, um, be a real idiot sometimes.
22:28That's what I like about you.
22:30Yeah, I can't get down.
22:31Swing your leg through here.
22:33No, this one.
22:34Don't go.
22:35Straighten it.
22:36I can't.
22:37And just swing it through.
22:39Here.
22:40Lean back.
22:47What am I meant to do now?
22:49Let go.
22:50I didn't mean it like that.
23:04When it happened,
23:05did you just not think about me at all?
23:08I did.
23:08For a moment.
23:10And then...
23:12I like her.
23:14I really like her.
23:17Turns out I'm a complete fucking arsehole.
23:21You are a complete fucking arsehole.
23:25I hate that I've made you say,
23:29but now that it's happened,
23:31do you think you would ever be okay with...
23:35No.
23:37I don't.
23:39You'll be robbing her of her youth.
23:40I'm not that old.
23:41You are!
23:44We're almost over.
23:45She's only just begun.
23:49It's my job to protect her from people like us.
23:55I want you to break up with her.
24:00You said to me that any woman will be lucky to have me.
24:06Not her.
24:13Do you love me?
24:15Yes.
24:16Yes.
24:16Then break it off.
24:23I'm...
24:24begging you to end it.
24:27Please, Steve.
24:28Promise me you'll break up with her.
24:30You'll be back.
24:34No.
24:37No.
24:42No.
24:45No.
24:49No.
24:51No.
24:53No.
24:54No.
24:56No.
24:58No.
24:59No.
24:59What are you doing?
25:01Making hummus.
25:03For breakfast?
25:04No.
25:05Just generally have hummus.
25:06I like to have some hummus around.
25:09Sometimes friends come around and demand hummus.
25:11But we could have hummus for breakfast.
25:12It's a good idea.
25:12What time did you get up?
25:14I couldn't really sleep.
25:16So you've been making hummus all night?
25:18I know I got home late.
25:20Ooh, this is a lot of hummus.
25:21I'm always surprised that hummus is so good for you.
25:23It tastes too good to be good for you.
25:25It's so nice when things work out that way.
25:27I can't really think of many things that are good for you,
25:29but they taste like they're bad for you.
25:32Maybe kefir?
25:35What's going on?
25:36Nothing. Nothing's going on.
25:37Something's going on.
25:39Maybe we should talk about this when I'm not so tired.
25:44So...
25:44So there is something wrong.
25:47What?
25:50Tell me.
25:54Is it something I did?
25:57No.
25:58What?
26:01I talked to your mother.
26:03Oh my god, are we doing that again?
26:04What did she say?
26:05She said she would never be okay with this.
26:06Yeah, we know that.
26:08She's made that pretty clear.
26:09That is a shame.
26:10But this relationship is ours, not hers.
26:12And there is always a chance that she'll get over it.
26:14I promised her that I would break up with you.
26:18Excuse me?
26:19She begged me and I couldn't say no.
26:24Begging.
26:26Oh, right.
26:27Yeah.
26:28I mean, who can say no to begging?
26:30Don't be such a coward, Steve.
26:32Grow up.
26:37Izzy.
26:38Izzy, I don't want to break up with you.
26:40I don't know what else to do.
26:41I'm alright.
26:41I'm just gonna go.
26:42Oh, you should call my mother and tell her.
26:44She'll be so relieved.
26:45I'm just trying to be a good guy.
26:46Don't you dare make it like you're doing this for me!
26:48You know what's so sad, Steve?
26:50I am a hot 26-year-old with a brain.
26:53I am excellent at dancing.
26:54And sex.
26:55And I'm likely to make a pretty good income.
26:57And I only liked you because you were so sweet.
26:59You were just...
26:59Yeah.
27:00Like, I chose you because you were safe.
27:03But...
27:04Turns out you're not safe at all.
27:07You are never gonna find anyone as good as me.
27:09Ever.
27:10Ever.
27:12Ever.
27:12Ever.
27:13Okay.
27:41Hey, how's it going?
27:43How could you?
27:45I trusted you, Steve.
27:48What's happened?
27:49I thought we were friends.
27:50The papers have printed a story saying I shat myself.
27:53I've never told anyone.
27:55Of course it was you. You were the only person you knew.
27:58Anyway, I'm just calling to say that I will no longer require your services.
28:01And you should know I've called everyone and told them you aren't to be trusted.
28:05So good luck having no clients and no job.
28:09Goodbye, Steve.
28:11Bye.
28:18All my friends hate the tabloids.
28:21Sorry, who do you know that reads that shit, Steve?
28:23Really hope you enjoy each other.
28:31Oh shit!
28:32No, no, no, no.
28:35Oh shit!
28:38Hello?
28:40I understand.
28:43Hello?
28:45Okay, I understand.
28:47Hello?
28:49Uh-huh.
28:52I'm sorry to hear that.
28:53Yes, I understand.
28:54I understand.
28:55No, no, I understand.
28:56Just one more question.
28:57Will you still need me to style you for the music video?
29:09You have destroyed my life.
29:11I hope you're happy now.
29:18Can it, can it just say, I'm so sorry.
29:21We can fix this.
29:23And it was a silly moment of anger and I really regret it.
29:30But we both did something we shouldn't have done and...
29:35Yeah, they won't fit on the card.
29:40Okay, just sorry then.
29:46Sorry then.
29:48Sorry then.
29:50What the fuck are you thanking me for?
29:53We're going to ruin her, aren't we, boy?
29:56You're just right.
29:58We're going to take everything she has.
30:00She doesn't know how fucked she is.
30:03No, just right.
30:04No.
30:06She's really fucked.
30:08Really fucked.
30:10Okay.
30:11Well, it's, um...
30:14It's been real, Dan.
30:16Call me.
30:29Hey, Steve.
30:30Where are you?
30:31I'm here.
30:36Steve told me everything.
30:40What everything?
30:41No, there is no everything.
30:42I've taken your side through all of this, Alice.
30:44I've listened to your whining for weeks.
30:46Poor me.
30:46I'm sad.
30:47How could he?
30:48Why are you being so mean?
30:49Because I always presumed you're honest with me.
30:52I am...
30:53I am honest.
30:54No, you're not.
30:56Steve told me about the time my mum was in town and she got sick.
31:00And you said you couldn't make it to the hospital because your conference had run over.
31:04But it wasn't your conference, was it, Alice?
31:06It was because you and Steve had done edibles in Sevenoaks and were too paranoid to go outside.
31:11Well, I didn't know she was going to get sick.
31:12And that it was actually you and not Dom who broke my flute.
31:15And that the two thousand pounds you said you'd given to Pakistani flood relief, you actually spent on Burtox and
31:21filler.
31:22It was my money.
31:23And I...
31:24I didn't get filler.
31:27But...
31:28Those are normal lies.
31:29There are no normal lies, Alice.
31:31I don't lie to you.
31:32How am I supposed to love you if I don't even know who you are?
31:34What do you mean how are you supposed to love me?
31:43I think we should spend some time apart.
31:47What?
31:59Where will you go?
32:02I won't go anywhere, Alice.
32:04You will.
32:10And on that happy note, have a good week.
32:14And if you have any problems with the essays, figure it out yourselves.
32:24I thought you'd be more upset.
32:27Sorry?
32:28I thought you'd be more upset when we broke up.
32:31Most people are upset when I break up with them.
32:34I broke up with you because I thought you were too needy, but it turns out you didn't need me
32:38at all.
32:41I'm impressed, Tiger.
32:45Right. Well, sorry to disappoint you, Yanis. Turns out I am totally fine on my own.
32:49I always knew you were a tiger.
32:51I miss you.
32:54I want us to go back out, and I think you wanted to.
32:58Wow. So now that I don't need you, you want to go back out with me again?
33:01Yes.
33:02No way.
33:03No way. I don't want or need anyone.
33:09My father was from Bury St. Edmunds.
33:12Have you ever been to Bury St. Edmunds?
33:17No.
33:20No.
33:22What a shame.
33:24No.
33:42Okay, so you're not picking up.
33:44I'm just going to say that you shouldn't have spoken to Daniel, Steve.
33:49You need to remember who started this.
33:52You did.
33:53You slept with my daughter.
33:54Remember?
33:55Now you've really crossed the line.
33:58You are going down.
34:00Goodbye.
34:07Hi, Nancy.
34:08What's wrong with him?
34:10Nothing.
34:11I just wanted to just come by.
34:14Why are you here, Alice?
34:15I've not seen you since Steve and I got divorced.
34:23Sorry, Nancy. Now's not a good time.
34:26Well, I've come to take Crosby because Alice told me what you did.
34:30What are you talking about?
34:31She told me that the dog ate cocaine.
34:33And I've been speaking to a lawyer, and they'll never let you keep him.
34:35It was Alice's cocaine.
34:36It doesn't matter whose cocaine it was, Steve.
34:38The point is you were looking after him and he nearly died.
34:40Please don't.
34:42Please don't take Crosby.
34:44Crosby's all I have left.
34:45Please don't do this, Nancy.
34:48Well, you can keep him today.
34:50But I'll be back tomorrow.
34:51And after that, you'll never see him again.
34:53Ever.
34:54Bye!
35:06Oh, fuck you, arsehole!
35:09Fuck you!
35:12Not you.
35:14I can't see without my glasses.
35:30Alice!
35:31Alice! Alice!
35:32She's looking for you. She seems really upset about something.
35:35Alice.
35:37I have a word.
35:42Can you explain this?
35:45This.
35:46Ahem.
35:49Crosby.
35:55Mugabi.
35:57Mugabi.
36:01Mugabi.
36:02Mugabi.
36:02Mugabi, mugabi.
36:08i know who sent that to you he has a vendetta against me i never do drugs anymore none i'm
36:14basically teetotal i'm not talking about the drugs alice i'm talking about the fact that this is
36:19racist sorry you're saying the name mugabe it's an african name you're mocking an african name
36:26no no no no no no no no no i'm no i'm i'm saying um you know words that it
36:34just sounded funny not
36:35that the name is funny i i i would never i'm obviously i'm very high you think that helps
36:40your case i'm afraid with this and with your recent outbursts about girls and their hoo-hahs
36:49it's put us in a very difficult position
36:56i would love you for ever crosby you've taught me everything i know about love
37:01i'm sorry i let you down you know they don't speak english don't you
37:11look after them for me yeah no more cocaine for you crosby
37:18okay
37:27you
37:28you
37:38you
38:04Uh, shall we talk about it?
38:08What?
38:09Me and your mother.
38:13Um, no, we don't need to.
38:19Marriage is complicated.
38:24Um...
38:24Izzy?
38:26I'm sorry.
38:27I made a huge mistake and I regretted it.
38:30As soon as I said it, you were the best thing to ever happen to me.
38:35I will do whatever it takes to make that for you.
38:37I think I should...
38:38Don't, don't.
38:39I'm sorry.
38:42Please, forgive me.
38:46Shit out's you, Liz.
38:48No.
38:49Thanks, ma'am.
39:01Okay, I'm rehydrated.
39:04Shall we go again?
39:06What did you miss about me?
39:08You want compliments?
39:11Okay.
39:14I missed your dancing in the mornings.
39:19Mm-hmm.
39:20I missed arguing with you about whether people should keep dogs, even though people should
39:24definitely not keep dogs because it's servitude imprisonment.
39:29I missed your al dente t-shirt.
39:31Mm-hmm.
39:32I missed your armpit.
39:36I missed your neck.
39:42I thought you said you were dumb with all men and that you found them to be meaningless sex of
39:46cum?
39:47I do.
39:48So why are you having sex with Yanis?
39:52Because I am a free agent.
39:54I can do what I want with my body.
39:56It's empowering.
39:58Okay.
39:59Okay.
40:01You're not just going from one man to the other, from Yanis to Steve and back to Yanis.
40:05No.
40:07I am the master of my destiny.
40:10Is that what we're calling it?
40:21Hey, um, is Izzy here?
40:24Um.
40:25I heard she was here.
40:30Is she?
40:32Um.
40:35One sec.
40:45She's not her.
40:48Okay.
40:48Well, can you tell her, um, that I'm sorry?
40:52And then I made a stupid decision because I was afraid.
40:56Um.
40:56It's like she said, I was a coward.
40:58She called me a coward.
40:59You don't need to know the whole backstory.
41:01But then, um, can you tell her that if, if she gives me another chance, I won't make the same
41:11mistake again.
41:13God, there's a lot.
41:13Shall I write it down?
41:14Um.
41:15Just tell her, tell her, tell her that I love her.
41:22I love her.
41:27Yeah.
41:28Yeah.
41:28Sure.
41:29Oh, and, uh.
41:32Give her that.
41:35Thank you, Steve.
41:38It's his.
41:39She left it at my house.
41:40It's not a gift.
41:42Yeah.
41:43Thank you, Julie.
41:44I'm Sulu.
41:45Sulu.
41:57No husband and no job.
42:00Well, I suppose the bright side is at least you get your freedom passed soon.
42:04Ten years isn't soon.
42:05Seven years?
42:06And I have a husband.
42:07Yes, but for how long?
42:10I wouldn't let him get too used to being on his own if I were you.
42:13He might grow to like it.
42:15But it's not like people are queuing up to go out with 50-year-olds, are they?
42:19No.
42:21You're an older, unemployed woman hurtling towards old age.
42:26I mean, at this point you've got to think, what's in it for him?
42:30If you don't get him that fast, he might go elsewhere.
42:34Hmm.
42:41Come on.
42:41Sorry.
42:42We'll cheer you up.
42:43Let's play a game.
42:44Okay.
42:44So, if you had to have sex with someone at this bar, who would it be?
42:50Not me, obviously.
42:52But seriously, if your life depended on having sex with someone at this bar, who would it be?
43:00Uh, why does my life depend on it?
43:02It's Armageddon.
43:04If you don't have sex with one of these people, the whole planet will die.
43:08And you'll be responsible for eight billion deaths.
43:14Don't want that.
43:22Um...
43:26The lady with the red hair.
43:29Okay.
43:32Why her?
43:33Because she looks bossy, and I wouldn't have to think too much.
43:37You, um, you should try taking control for once.
43:42I think that, um, there's a chance you might like it.
43:47I have an idea.
43:49Come on.
43:51Where are we going?
43:55Okay.
44:19I can't do it.
44:20Why not?
44:21I'm not going to judge you.
44:22It's just words, Dan.
44:24What is it that makes you so uncomfortable?
44:25Sex is sex.
44:26It's like...
44:27It's like tennis.
44:28You're just naked.
44:29Wanting things doesn't make you a bad person.
44:32Tell me.
44:33What's your fantasy?
44:34I want to help you open up.
44:40I can't.
44:41Alright.
44:43Okay.
44:44I'll go.
44:45Okay.
44:47Um...
44:52So...
44:53It's a warm summer's day.
44:57And...
44:58I'm on Wembley football pitch.
45:02I've been tied onto the goalpost, just in front of the net.
45:07I'm sort of floating.
45:09It feels like my legs are being held, like...
45:14Like, wide apart.
45:15Pickford's holding me up from behind.
45:18And the rest of them are lined up, each waiting for their turn.
45:21And then...
45:23First up...
45:25Is Lil' Phil Foden.
45:30A little dirty scrapper.
45:36Grubs his hands into my buttocks and then plunges his surprisingly white.
45:45Behind him I can see Maguire smirking.
45:50And Stones gets this look in his eye, like...
45:53He's...
45:59He's got a way about him.
46:04Uh...
46:05I don't know what it is.
46:07But I know that I can't live without him.
46:11Let me...
46:12He's got a way of pleasing.
46:16I don't know what it is.
46:19But there doesn't have to be a reason.
46:23Alice, please stop.
46:24Anyway.
46:27He's got a smile that heals me.
46:32I don't know why it is.
46:34But I have to laugh when he reveals me.
46:39He's got a way of showing.
46:43Hi.
46:45Who the fuck are you?
46:48I should probably go.
46:49Sorry?
46:49Who is that?
46:50Friend.
46:51You don't have any friends.
46:52Why is she here?
46:53I invited her.
46:54Well, let's see who...
46:54Nice to meet you, Alice.
46:58Yep.
47:02Are you sleeping with her?
47:03Who?
47:07Do you want to sleep with her?
47:09No.
47:15Do you not love me anymore?
47:19Do you not love me anymore?
47:21I don't think I love you enough.
47:26Ooh.
47:31Well, I don't think you love me enough either.
47:35I do.
47:38I should be your priority.
47:39You are.
47:40No, I'm not.
47:41No, I'm not.
47:42You're your priority.
47:43And you should be yours.
47:45I'm not responsible for your life, Daniel.
47:48You are.
47:49If you're not happy, then fix it.
47:52Make yourself happy.
47:53But I have never not loved you.
47:55But I just...
47:57I love myself a tiny bit more.
47:58And that's normal.
47:59I don't believe it.
48:00When people say that they take a bullet for you, it's bullshit.
48:03Survival's in our bones.
48:05Steve shouldn't be a priority.
48:15He was one of my priorities.
48:22You and me, we can't be everything to each other.
48:24Why not?
48:27You can't be totally nourished by one person.
48:30It doesn't work that way.
48:35What can't you get from me?
48:42You're not joyful, Daniel.
48:44And sometimes I need joy.
48:49Maybe that's a problem.
48:50I get my joy from you.
48:52Well, that's because I'm joyful.
48:56But I'm not necessarily kind.
49:00We all have our different skills.
49:08I'm not sure I'm happy.
49:13Okay.
49:14I didn't know that.
49:19Maybe we should talk about this another time when I'm not so drunk.
49:22What's wrong about me?
49:27Good night, Alice.
49:28Good night.
49:29Good night.
49:33Good night.
49:36Good night.
49:57Fuck off!
50:10Hello?
50:12Yeah, that's me.
50:16I only came in because I was constipated.
50:19Should I be worried?
50:39Hi.
50:40Hi.
50:43You broke up with me?
50:44Yeah, because I'm an idiot. I'm really sorry.
50:47What are you sorry for?
50:49I'm sorry for being weak. I'm sorry for not listening to my heart.
50:53Anything else?
50:54For going on about hummus?
50:57For prioritizing my mum over us.
51:00Yeah.
51:01For that.
51:03Are you ever going to do that again?
51:06No, never.
51:09I've never liked anyone the way I like you.
51:14I'm really sorry.
51:16I'm sorry too.
51:18You've nothing to apologize for.
51:24What?
51:25I've got cancer.
51:26What?
51:27I had a blood test and they want me to come in.
51:30So, it might not be cancer.
51:32What, it could literally be anything?
51:35Yeah, but I'm dramatic.
51:38When do they want you to go in?
51:42No.
51:43Okay, so, because these are test results, I just wanted to ask if you want to receive these results in
51:49private.
51:50No, no, I want him to be here.
51:52Okay, and are you Izzy's father?
51:54Oh.
51:56No, no, no.
51:57It's my boyfriend.
51:58Okay, great.
51:59Right.
52:00Okay then.
52:01Well, blood results all came back good.
52:05But we did find a fairly sizeable hormone differential.
52:09So, we tested again and it turns out that you are pregnant.
52:17Sorry?
52:18You're pregnant.