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00:00Had enough.
00:01So she found her dad at the bottom of the stairs.
00:05Ugh!
00:06Yeah, God knows how long he'd been there.
00:08The ambulance took forever.
00:09She's like, party's cancelled.
00:11If you want the buffet, come and help yourself.
00:12Can she not freeze it?
00:13No, she's all dramatic.
00:15She's like, get it out of her sight.
00:16I mean, that was ten o'clock this morning.
00:18He might be dead by now.
00:20He's awake.
00:21Rest in peace, Daddy.
00:22Oh my God.
00:24I love a cheap sausage roll.
00:27I thought we could start season two.
00:30It's eight episodes, so we could do four this afternoon,
00:34and then four next week.
00:35You know, see how we get on.
00:36Mmm!
00:37That pizza.
00:38Don't go and order to Litterroot.
00:40Twice the price.
00:41We can't afford it.
00:42Told you I got paid in cash by him next door tonight.
00:44How much did you charge?
00:45Eight hundred quid.
00:47How much did I give you?
00:47Eight hundred quid.
00:48But you didn't give a tip?
00:49No, type bastard.
00:50He's a proper little Scotsman, that one, isn't he?
00:52But what does she think?
00:54That's what I'm going to know.
00:55Marie, how much does she know?
00:57I don't think she knows anything.
00:59She knows George is gay, though.
01:00No, I don't think so.
01:01Of course she does.
01:02I need to have chutney or something.
01:04And I'm not asking,
01:05because you told me that I interfere too much with her family.
01:09But she could help.
01:10She could talk some sense into them.
01:12But no, you want to keep it all secret.
01:14She's not my wife.
01:15I know.
01:16But you could try.
01:17You don't have to be all...
01:20What?
01:23Oh, what is it this time?
01:25I'm just saying you don't have to be all gay man about this.
01:30Meaning?
01:31I've told you before.
01:32What?
01:33Sometimes, Leo, you can look down on women.
01:35Fuck off.
01:36Like that.
01:37So Clive is next door, and you're having to go at me.
01:39Well, you know, your mum wasn't the nicest.
01:42Your words, you've spent 35 years on Canal Street,
01:45where it's men all day and all night.
01:47And maybe that makes women a bit irrelevant.
01:50Oh, so straight men aren't the problem.
01:51It's the gays.
01:51Sometimes.
01:52Yeah.
01:52I think in your eyes, women get reduced.
01:55Hmm.
01:55Thank you. Good to know.
01:56I'm sorry.
01:57That's Carly saying that.
01:58My own daughter.
02:00And she says, I go running around after you're clearing up your mouth.
02:04What have I done?
02:04I am not saying she's right.
02:05What have I done today who deserved it?
02:07I'm saying that's what she sees.
02:08I woke up.
02:08It's my day off.
02:08I mean, it's my fault.
02:09With her own.
02:10You do say.
02:11Oh, Stephanie and I got up everything.
02:13And it's got to be said.
02:14My best mate had a go at me.
02:15And emptied the account.
02:17You were stupid.
02:18Ask Roddy.
02:18Just ask him.
02:20Just tell me.
02:20Why are you laughing at me?
02:22Everything's so difficult.
02:22You go straight home and tell them and then they're all laughing at me.
02:25It's like that.
02:26Your hand.
02:28What happened to your hand?
02:30I just bruised it, that's all.
02:31How?
02:31At work.
02:32Were you in a fight?
02:33No.
02:36You kept secrets with that Patricia.
02:40If you're hiding things from me now.
02:46Don't.
02:47We are arriving.
02:48We are a mister.
02:50We are arriving.
02:51We are arriving.
02:55Jesus Christ.
02:56Call the police.
02:57The lunatics have escaped.
02:59Hey, come on.
03:00Hey, come on.
03:01Hey, come on.
03:02Hey, come on.
03:03Hey, come on.
03:03Hey, come on.
03:03In your game, in your game.
03:05You giving up?
03:06Hey?
03:06Are you selling it off, are you?
03:07You're retiring, old man.
03:09No, I've got to carry me stuff in from the van every night, haven't I?
03:11And then every morning I've got to carry it back to the van,
03:13because I can't leave it in the van overnight because the thiever bastards like you.
03:16Hey, don't take me on.
03:17Look at this.
03:18Feel that.
03:18Yeah, you're looking good.
03:20Oh, bit of work in that, mate.
03:21I discovered this thing, yeah.
03:23With the cables, if you want to isolate your pelvic floor, shove your finger up your arse.
03:27Well, you'd love that.
03:28I love it, mate.
03:29It makes you tense up like crazy.
03:30Like, whoa.
03:31Oh, yeah.
03:32Well, there's nothing they can do about your ugly face, isn't it?
03:34Hey.
03:34Go on.
03:35Saul.
03:36Saul.
03:37Yeah.
03:39George, where are you?
03:40George, hold on.
03:42What?
03:42Would you not?
03:45What's going on there?
03:48I don't know.
03:49Where's it from?
03:50That boy, Mikey.
03:51It's reposted from someone called Beryl5, is she?
03:57Look, do what you want, I don't care.
03:59But what's your lot of college going to say?
04:01Now, don't be stupid and get it deleted.
04:04You're not very pretty, Georgina.
04:08Rodney, you knob, where are you?
04:09We need to get the t-shirts.
04:21The usual, please.
04:22It's coming out.
04:30Mikey, how do you know Beryl?
04:31We did that finger contact.
04:33You reposted there.
04:35That boy in the make-up.
04:36It's Saul's brother.
04:37Can you take it down?
04:38Tell her, not me.
04:39I am.
04:53You know what they're doing now, don't you?
04:55Huh?
04:55Women.
04:56They are freezing their eggs.
04:57Because they say, our generation is so useless that we can't touch them.
05:01Like, we're not good enough.
05:03Ollie.
05:04Tell him, when was the last time you had a girlfriend?
05:05Never had one.
05:05Twenty-three.
05:06Never had a girlfriend.
05:08And he's beautiful, huh?
05:09Bit as a fucking horse.
05:10But they've reduced him to an MPC.
05:12I've never had a problem.
05:13Oh, don't forget the t-shirts.
05:14Oh, yeah, yeah.
05:15Grab this.
05:16Grab this.
05:17Grab this for us.
05:20Colfie, put it down, man.
05:21My mum's going to kill you.
05:22Uh, Ruddy, are you, uh, are you still vaping?
05:25Nate, like an addiction.
05:26I'll swap one for the other.
05:27Look, I've, uh, got the real thing.
05:31So, I was wondering, uh, how's that getting on?
05:33Has he moved in yet?
05:33Yeah, it's great.
05:34Sweet.
05:35Same size as the old shop.
05:36Just a better location.
05:38Right.
05:38Does he need any help?
05:39Nah.
05:39He's all good.
05:40We were a bakery before, so nothing's changed.
05:42He's just moving stuff around.
05:47Still, if he needs any work doing, I'm available.
05:52You know, it's just, um, things are a bit tough right now, you know?
05:57So, they've got us on this breathing space scheme, you know?
06:00It's just, um...
06:05Trouble is, he, uh, he moved the counter and he needed the front rewiring, yeah?
06:09And...
06:09Do you know who did it?
06:14Me.
06:18You're not an electrician, are you?
06:19So, maybe I should check it over, you know?
06:21I mean, I wouldn't charge.
06:22I did it for free.
06:22Yeah, but you don't know what you're doing.
06:23I watched it on YouTube.
06:25A couple of tutorials was...
06:27It was a piece of piss.
06:29Where are you, Roddy boy?
06:30Monty!
06:31Come here!
06:32We are arriving!
06:34We're out of this stone!
06:35We are arriving!
07:00Hey!
07:01Monty!
07:01You're so cheap, kid!
07:03Yeah! You're a big idiot!
07:05Yeah, how you doing?
07:06A bit of a beer.
07:07Hey, John! John!
07:09Come here!
07:10Hey, you still owe me a pint, mate.
07:12No, you owe me a pint, mate.
07:14Come on, everyone, t-shirts. Get changed, darling.
07:17You're this lot of sponsoring the beer.
07:18Hey!
07:20Come on, man!
07:22Come on, man!
07:23Come on, man!
07:27I say fuck off.
07:28I'm so confident that I'll give tux off a blown job myself.
07:31Yeah!
07:32Yeah!
07:36Right, we're getting to mediums now.
07:38What, what, you're large?
07:42Price off! Price! Price!
07:48Do you want to know how many goals I reckon we're going to score today?
07:50One, two, three, four, five.
07:56You like what you see, George?
07:58Come home, man!
07:59Come home, man!
08:00Come home, man!
08:03Come home, man!
08:04Come home, man!
08:07George, put it on. They want kids buying this stuff.
08:09Come home, man!
08:10Come home, man!
08:12Come home, man!
08:17We're on the Pistols!
08:19We are the Lightning!
08:20We're on the Pistols!
08:22We're on the Pistols!
08:32We're on the Pistols!
08:38We're on the Pistols!
08:39Okay, Roddy, Roddy, Roddy!
08:40Roddy, stop it!
08:41Come on, it's starting. Get a beer.
08:47Let me tell you something, boy.
08:49Alright, let me tell you something really important now.
08:54Don't enjoy it too much.
08:57Hey, don't enjoy it too much, you hear me?
09:00Come on, sit down, come on!
09:02Come on, everyone, get down here!
09:05Let's get going!
09:27Don't be sad!
09:30Don't be sad, baby boy!
09:32Hey, language!
09:37Leave him alone.
09:42Or what?
09:44Or you'll find out.
09:46You're not my boss anymore.
09:48So be careful.
09:52Mr Goss, do you know what Saul does upstairs on his camera?
09:56It's none of my business, is it?
09:57Man's bedroom is his castle, am I right, lads?
09:59Yeah!
10:03You've all seen it.
10:05Billy's sister's passed it round.
10:08The noise you make when you come,
10:10you're like a little girl.
10:11Who can shut it?
10:12I'm gonna tell them all why Sheena been you.
10:14What did she say?
10:16Tell you later.
10:17Nah, what did she say?
10:18I can't tell you now.
10:19Because that would be...
10:22Premature...
10:23Fuck off.
10:24Fuck off!
10:35Well done, lads!
10:38Well done, lads!
10:40Well done, lads!
10:47Come on, lads!
10:48It's alright!
11:01Hey, Roddy!
11:03This is you!
11:03Oh!
11:06Oh!
11:07Oh!
11:07Yeah, yeah, we've won that.
11:11We've got you there, Roddy!
11:13We've got you there!
11:14We've got you there!
11:15We've got you there!
11:15He's absolutely done you!
11:16I can imagine you!
11:22That photo's back.
11:23Soulsbrother.
11:24It's on the lippy manga site.
11:25Once it's out, you can't stop it.
11:27You know what I blame?
11:29The downfall of civilization.
11:33Croissants.
11:34Croissants?
11:35Have you seen them?
11:36The modern croissants.
11:38Walk down the street every other shops and artisan bakery.
11:40Never mind, you can't pay the gas bill.
11:42Have a croissant.
11:43Oh, and there are trays of these things,
11:45all pimped out with crests of pistachio chantilly cream on top,
11:50and stuffed with blueberry custard roulade,
11:53and covered in glaze and honey and glitter.
11:55It's the end of the world.
11:58Like the fall of Versailles,
12:00and it leads to the guillotine,
12:03I warn you,
12:05Britain will burn,
12:06and the streets will smell
12:08of laminated pastry.
12:14Am I boring you, sweetheart?
12:15No.
12:16It's...
12:17It's just this thing.
12:18I think it's my fault.
12:19Well, that'll solve it.
12:21Typing.
12:22With all the world does now,
12:23type.
12:24Heaven forfend,
12:25you should actually get off your arse
12:27and do something.
12:37You see, the problem is,
12:39in the old days,
12:39we'd have a fight downstairs,
12:40we reported,
12:41police come in,
12:42but nowadays,
12:42everybody films the bloody fight
12:44on 500 different phones,
12:47and that keeps on getting reported
12:49to the police.
12:49We're stuck in a loop,
12:50we end up with 500 different reports
12:52on the same thing,
12:53and then,
12:54the council starts asking questions
12:56like we had 500 fights,
12:57but it was just one.
12:59I've got to go.
13:00The police can cover my shift.
13:03Sorry.
13:27That's a road, too.
13:45I said, I knew, I said.
13:47Excuse me.
13:48I said so.
13:50You're right at the beginning.
13:51Oh, I'm sorry.
13:53Was I disrespecting your rights as a woman
13:55to show the slightest iota of intelligence?
13:57No.
13:58As a matter of fact,
13:59I don't think you treat women badly.
14:01I think you treat everyone badly.
14:03Ah, there she is.
14:05Do you think you're cleverer than everyone else?
14:07That's because I am.
14:09That's the last bit.
14:09Do you want it?
14:10No, you're all right.
14:11That's the problem with next door, though.
14:13Do you think you're smarter than them?
14:14What, they're fucking Flintstones.
14:16I should hope so.
14:17I know they might not be our sort of people,
14:19but think about it.
14:19They've raised two boys.
14:21Neither one of them's gone to jail.
14:22Oh, my gosh.
14:23No, but they're not in prison.
14:24They're not on drugs.
14:25I mean, they're kind of right, really.
14:27One of them walks into your house,
14:29helps themself,
14:30and the other one has sex online
14:32and makes money out of it.
14:33Oh.
14:34That's clever.
14:35Not everyone's as dumb as you'd like to think.
14:41Is it sure,
14:43that I think people are thick?
14:44Can you actually see it on my face?
14:47Like a lighthouse.
14:48Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
14:51All right, boys.
14:57All right, Mrs. J.
14:59The album says alone.
15:01Thanks for the blankets.
15:01Remember what I said.
15:02No vaping.
15:04It stinks the house out.
15:06A bunch of idiots, you lot.
15:07You want peach at half-time?
15:08You need to put it on now.
15:10Marie.
15:11So could buy us caviar all the money he's earning.
15:13Fuck's sake, Marie.
15:41What are you doing here?
15:42I was just passing.
15:43I knew you live next to us to the bar.
15:43No, no, no.
15:44You can't come in.
15:44I don't want to.
15:46I thought we could go into town.
15:47They'd want to make us market in Angus.
15:48No, no.
15:49Just...
15:49Can you go?
15:50Thanks.
15:51George, I saw the livestream, okay?
15:53I was worried.
15:53They were battering.
15:54It's football.
15:55Don't be so stupid now.
15:56Fuck off.
15:58I can't be seeing you.
16:00Why not?
16:00Of course.
16:01Look at you.
16:03You can't come near my house.
16:04Just go.
16:12No.
16:13Where have you been?
16:15Nowhere.
16:17Why'd you go outside?
16:20Dunno.
16:21Just went out.
16:24But what for?
16:27Leave...
16:27Leave it.
16:28Leave it.
16:28Leave it.
16:31She won't starve.
16:33What...
16:33Ten minutes for the piece.
16:34Hey, George.
16:35You missed it.
16:36Lane's half asleep.
16:47What are you doing here?
17:04No.
17:04I don't see you again.
17:06No.
17:07Help!
17:09Help!
17:11Help!
17:12Help!
17:34We settled out to George online and we got on.
17:36He's alive.
17:37I took him out for a drink.
17:39What did you do that for?
17:40How old are you?
17:4225.
17:43He's 16.
17:44Yeah, I know.
17:45That's the point.
17:46He's only 16.
17:47Who's looking out for him?
17:48But I'm just the neighbour.
17:49What am I supposed to do?
17:50There's this photo as well.
17:53We were messing about and...
17:54What the fuck did you do to him?
17:56Just having a laugh.
17:57That's clever.
17:57You thought you'd recruit him at the same time.
17:59All right, back off, Steph.
18:00Nothing to do with me.
18:02But he saw me just now, Clive.
18:04And he's not going to be happy.
18:05Yeah, he's not a monster.
18:06Excuse me.
18:07After everything he did to you.
18:12All right, but George will just have a bad afternoon, don't we all?
18:15It's part of growing up, isn't it?
18:17Tell you what.
18:17I know, Marie.
18:18Why don't I give her a call?
18:19I know.
18:19I know what I'm doing.
18:21I'll just suggest they keep it down a bit and it might all calm down.
18:26Clive will never see this.
18:27Mikey's seen it.
18:29And Mikey knows Saul and if Saul sees it...
18:39Hi, Marie.
18:40It's Steph.
18:41Bless George.
18:42He looks quite nice.
18:45My mum caught me in full make-up and I was older than him.
18:48I was 18 and you know what happened then.
18:51What can I do?
18:51I guess I could have a chat with Clive in a weird way.
18:55We'd get on quite well, but...
18:57I can't just walk in there.
18:58I haven't an excuse to...
19:02Yes, I have.
19:05It'll just be two minutes.
19:06I didn't really know what to say.
19:08Don't start episode three without me.
19:09What are you doing?
19:13He isn't going next door, is he?
19:16What have you done now?
19:18I was at my phone.
19:19Well, the amount of hormones you're on.
19:21No wonder you overreact.
19:27I'd have thought.
19:28It's going to cost me 200 quid to have my locks replaced, but why bother?
19:32We've sorted that out.
19:33There's no way it would ever happen again.
19:36It's really convenient you have in my keys, so...
19:40A wee peace offering.
19:44Sorry to interrupt.
19:50Well, if you've got five minutes, could I have a little word?
20:10I know they're all just having fun, but I've been there, on the receiving end, so to speak.
20:18So you're watching us?
20:20No, that's online.
20:21Everyone can see that.
20:22They're broadcasting live from your house.
20:25And I'll just say, next door, right now, it's a funny thing, sociologically.
20:29Gangs of lads always know when someone's gay.
20:31It's like a herd instinct.
20:34And they can pick on him.
20:35So what are you saying?
20:36St George is gay?
20:40Well, we talked about this.
20:41No, we said we don't know.
20:42So what, you've made your mind up without me, have you?
20:44You and your mates and that Z.
20:47Is she next door?
20:48Is she right now?
20:48Because she was outside.
20:49Or he was outside.
20:50Or they were outside.
20:52How does she know, George?
20:54She knows Saul.
20:55She follows him, so she follows his brother.
20:56Yeah, you follow someone online.
20:57You don't follow them home.
20:59So you sit there, in your house, with your mates, and you follow Saul, and you follow
21:06George, and those great big lads, and you watch their videos.
21:10You're watching with your pants down, Leo.
21:12Oh.
21:12You come round here and you say that I'm a bad father.
21:15What?
21:15Will you bolog them, Clyde?
21:17They're pissing out the back.
21:18God's sake.
21:19Bloody idiots.
21:20Can I have my phone back?
21:22What are you doing here?
21:24Why's your friend's staff owning me?
21:26I don't know.
21:27I just popped in.
21:31Clyde, can I have my phone back, please?
21:32Yes, sir.
21:33I won't tell you again.
21:36Hi, Mr. Brothers.
21:37Are we making too much noise?
21:39No, no, no.
21:39You're good.
21:40I'm still a judge.
21:41That's the one I'm talking about.
21:43I work for you.
21:49Have you said, Leo, we've got pizza for $5,000.
21:57Most of it on the vlog.
21:58Want you?
21:59What are you doing?
21:59Sorry, Mrs. T.
22:00Sorry, Mum.
22:01He's a fucking idiot.
22:02Yeah, you can show me.
22:03I don't know.
22:03I'm fine.
22:05I was talking about you, mister.
22:07Oh?
22:07Can I tell you what's happening at work for me?
22:10The Academy is merging three kitchens, so my job is in consultation.
22:15We all know what that means.
22:16That's tough.
22:17No, but the real problem is my boss, Alexander.
22:21He's a gay man, you see.
22:23Well, I don't actually know him.
22:25But this is what he does.
22:26He employs young lads in the kitchen.
22:29And, I mean, young.
22:30And they get younger and younger, those boys.
22:33Yeah, one of them was on the 16th.
22:34And the funny thing is, are their jobs in danger?
22:36No, they're not.
22:37They're safe.
22:38It's the women the first to go.
22:40Okay, but that is not my fault.
22:42Never is, is it?
22:43Blame free.
22:46Now, behave yourselves, you lot, and don't start mooning, for Christ's sake.
22:50Can't promise.
22:51Have fun.
22:52So, is it Mr. Struthers?
22:53Can I ask, have you got any jobs going?
22:54It's just all we're saying about the bar.
22:56Er, not at the moment.
22:57But we get a high turnover, so it's worth asking.
22:59We're spitting polish.
23:00You should look at the website.
23:01It's a gay bar, Ollie.
23:03I'll show me arse, I don't care.
23:04Hey.
23:05It's a good arse.
23:07Yeah, it doesn't actually matter.
23:09You don't have to be gay to work there.
23:10We're actually not allowed to ask.
23:11You don't ask, beg your pardon.
23:13He's fucking obsessed.
23:15No, it's the law, Clive, as you well know.
23:17If you were going to take on an apprentice, you wouldn't be able to ask if he was gay or
23:21straight.
23:21I'd know, wouldn't I?
23:22No, wouldn't I, lads?
23:24Would you know if someone's gay, just by looking?
23:29Not always.
23:30Could you tell with us?
23:34Um, well, that depends.
23:37Well, go on.
23:38Law of averages, it's got to be one of us.
23:39Which one is it?
23:41Um.
23:41You've got a grinder on your phone?
23:43Hey, I've got his phone here.
23:44Yeah, could you add that back, please?
23:45He's on there.
23:46Seriously, can I have my phone back?
23:47Go on, open it up.
23:48Got it, got it.
23:50Open it, go on.
23:51Hey, hey, it's a grinder test.
23:53Because if one of us is bent, that thing's going to go ping.
23:55Oh, yeah, I'll tell you what, boys.
23:56If anyone in this room is going to nosh us off, took us up at anything.
24:00You know what, I'll take it, lads, I'll take it.
24:03Wait a minute, whoa.
24:06Was it your house that George was in, drinking wine and wanking off?
24:10Because Saul said...
24:11Well, no, that's been sorted.
24:12You're the gay next door, yeah?
24:15Because I warn you, leave George your girl alone, old man.
24:21That bitch is mine.
24:23Come on, buddy.
24:24Oh, my God, he's hard.
24:26Fuck off.
24:27He's so hard, and I'm not kidding, he fancies me.
24:31He fancies me, he fancies me, he fancies me.
24:33Look at you.
24:35He fancies me.
24:35Hey, George, man, I'm not kidding.
24:40Hey, I'll tell you what, though, boys.
24:43I've had bigger.
24:49Take one to no one, mate.
24:52Take one to no one.
24:52Congratulations, George!
24:58Keep it down here.
25:12You're proud of yourself.
25:14I didn't do anything.
25:15It's got to be said, though, boys.
25:16It's got to be said that my little George,
25:18he didn't stand a chance with this pansy next door.
25:20Because you know what?
25:21He follows you.
25:22Yeah, all of you.
25:24Online, he's watching you.
25:25Look.
25:26Is that my video?
25:27Yeah.
25:28Everything you do, he's watching.
25:29That's not fair.
25:30All the time.
25:31Yeah, just have that back.
25:31Yeah, why?
25:32Because what else is on there, eh?
25:33The thing is, Mr. Goss.
25:35Those boys are yours.
25:36They're filthy.
25:38They're fucking obscene.
25:40Both of them, eh?
25:46Get off me!
25:47Get off me!
25:49Get off me!
25:50Get off me!
25:51Get off me!
25:51Get off me!
25:51Get off me!
25:52Get off me!
25:53Go on, have a look!
25:54Get off me!
25:55Get off me!
25:56Get off me!
25:57Get off me!
25:57All right!
25:59That's me!
26:00That's me!
26:02I'll tell you what, Bobsy!
26:03Who wouldn't have you, mate?
26:10Hey!
26:11Hey!
26:12Good on you, lads!
26:13Good on you!
26:14Oh, fucking hell, Dad, I'm sorry.
26:15No!
26:16It's good, isn't it?
26:16Because, you know, you're earning money.
26:18And that's what counts, isn't it?
26:18Hey, the coin.
26:20No, no, no.
26:21Good on you.
26:29Turning you on, George!
26:31Oh, nice!
26:32You're going too far on there!
26:33Incest is best, yeah?
26:35So...
26:36Look, I think I'd better leave you, Clive.
26:37Can I just have my foot?
26:38You've seen it all before, anyway, haven't you?
26:39Hey, you've seen it before.
26:41Mr Struthers from number five, yeah?
26:43You know what?
26:44He's seen you, Saul.
26:46Oh!
26:46He sits there, ten feet away, watching videos of you.
26:50Oh, my God.
26:50On his computer.
26:51So you don't subscribe to him?
26:53No, I do not.
26:54What's this, then?
26:55It's on your bar's website.
26:57Sick of what?
26:58Oh!
26:59Fucking hell, George.
27:00You got something to tell us, then, or what?
27:01I don't want to tell you what.
27:02That's all.
27:03It's the only way!
27:04It's the only way!
27:10What's that?
27:18George, what is that?
27:20I don't know.
27:21What are you doing there?
27:22I don't know!
27:23Well, where is that?
27:23Oh, come on.
27:24Shut up, you!
27:25You pornographer!
27:29You tell me what that is.
27:30Look, I just think that sometimes when we just have a lot to drink, we do silly things.
27:34That, to me, looks like a mad night out with some daft mates.
27:36So what?
27:37He was with you?
27:37No.
27:38Is that in your house?
27:39No, it's not.
27:40So how did you know he was drunk, then?
27:43Well, did you get him pissed in the dressing up, did you?
27:45Well, just stop me.
27:45Well, did you put lipstick on him like a little dog?
27:47For Christ's sake, it's a boy in 2026 having a laugh.
27:51He lives right next door, Clive.
27:52He's never a stranger.
27:53Lots of it and all.
28:05Fucking hell, George.
28:06You've got something to tell us.
28:07Wake up!
28:07Wake up!
28:08Wake up!
28:09When the Red Red Robin comes for coming alive.
28:14Alive!
28:15There'll be no more song when he's done flying.
28:18I'm not doing anything, anything.
28:20I'm better off.
28:20Fucking hell.
28:21No, no, no!
28:22Come on!
28:30You're trying to change my son.
28:32Let me go.
28:32You're trying to change him.
28:33Just let me go.
28:34You're turning him into a little girl.
28:35Clive, let me go.
28:36Have you seen those photos?
28:37What they do to you when you're trans?
28:38Because they chop your cock off.
28:39Look.
28:40That's George.
28:41What the fuck?
28:42Well?
28:42He didn't do anything.
28:43I'd never let him touch me.
28:44He's got HIV.
28:45What the fuck?
28:46You filthy bastard!
28:47Hey, you've got to watch it on Mr Goss.
28:48Don't touch him.
28:49I saw the pills in his house.
28:50I looked them up.
28:51He's infected.
28:52I've had it for years.
28:53And I'm fine.
28:56But according to Clive, there's no such thing as HIV.
28:59So go on.
29:00Tell them.
29:01With all your wisdom.
29:02Educate the lads.
29:03What's this on your back, George?
29:04Hey, what does that say?
29:05It's not on the T-shirt.
29:06No, no, no.
29:06It's on his skin.
29:06It's nothing.
29:07It's not anything.
29:08What the fuck is that, you weird kid?
29:13Flo, what's Flo?
29:14Hey, got anything else?
29:16What does that mean?
29:19What is it?
29:20George, what the fuck is it?
29:21Is it menstrual flow yet?
29:22It's a game.
29:22It was a stupid game when we were playing.
29:24It's nothing.
29:24What sort of game?
29:25It was his friend.
29:26She did it.
29:27Which one?
29:27The tranny.
29:28Did you change his name?
29:29No.
29:29Did you give him a new name?
29:30No, I've never seen it before.
29:31Did you name him?
29:32I'm going to cut it off, Clive.
29:33I'm going to cut his fucking cock off.
29:34What?
29:35Like this?
29:37I'm going to cut it off.
29:38I'm going to cut it off.
29:39I'm going to cut it off.
29:39You've got to say, Mr. Goss,
29:41if you want a ladyboy,
29:42you're the expert.
29:45Mr. Goss?
29:46Mr. G?
29:47What are you doing, Mr. G?
29:48That's a fella!
29:54You'll know you play away from home.
29:56That's taken it a bit far.
29:57Come here!
29:58Come here!
29:59Get him out!
30:00Get him out!
30:02Get him out!
30:03Did you pass me?
30:03Shut up!
30:04That's all your duty and find me in.
30:06You know what should hang in my eye?
30:08Those trainers that they hang on the telephone wires.
30:10You know when there's a crack house in the street
30:11and they put the trainers on the wires to warn people off?
30:14Not a warning, they're an advert!
30:17Are you correcting me?
30:19You keep grabbing hold and breathing on me
30:21and using your fist.
30:23I really don't know.
30:27Which one of us is gay?
30:31String him.
30:32David, boys!
30:32Get over there!
30:33Get over there!
30:34Get over there!
30:37Get over there!
30:38Get over there!
30:39Come on!
30:39Get him to that lamppost there!
30:41Come on!
30:42Let me go!
30:43It's okay!
30:43I'll just go home!
30:44Let me go!
30:45Come on now!
30:48What are you doing?
30:49That thing!
30:49Get in!
30:50Stop it!
30:50Stop it!
30:58What are you doing?
31:00That thing!
31:01Get in!
31:02Run!
31:02Run!
31:03Run!
31:04Run!
31:08Oh my God!
31:10They're gonna get in!
31:11They're gonna get in!
31:14Clive, okay. Okay, Clive. Clive, I'm sorry. Okay, just leave Zee alone. She's done nothing wrong.
31:18Please, please. Please, please.
31:21I'm in a row to 14.
31:23Run, run, lads!
31:24Run, run, run, run!
31:27Stop it!
31:29Please!
31:30Stop him!
31:31Get the fuck off!
31:33Where are you going?
31:35Just go, stop, stop.
31:37No, what the fuck?
31:37Don't!
31:49Let's get him up there!
31:53Please, stop.
31:55You take pride.
31:57Please, stop.
31:58In your flag.
31:59Dad.
32:00It's everywhere.
32:01Please.
32:02Well, we need a new flag to say that this street is safe.
32:05Dad, please!
32:06That our children are safe.
32:08But there's one place in this world where children are safe.
32:12And that flag...
32:14What?
32:14...is you.
32:16Help me!
32:16I'm going to take one of you!
32:18Please!
32:19Push them off!
32:20Help me!
32:21Three, two, one, go!
32:24Three, two, one, go!
32:26Three, two, one, go!
32:29Three, two, one, go!
32:29Three, two, one, go!
32:32One, go!
32:33Ah!
32:34Look at him!
32:35I'm going...
32:37Sorry!
32:39I'm going...
32:40Ah!
32:40Oh, god!
32:41You got it!
32:41Ah!
32:43Let him go...
32:45...
32:46...
32:49...
32:50...