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00:02In class 1-2 at Gakubun Prefectural High School, there was one student who attracted a great deal of attention
00:10immediately upon his arrival.
00:12When it came to classroom duties, he was stylish. At lunchtime, he was stylish. Even when the teacher made him
00:20stand out in the hallway, he was stylish. In everything he did, he was cool. Cooler coolest.
00:28His life at school was overwhelmingly cool and stylish. That student's name, haven't you heard?
00:36I am Sakamoto.
00:46A memorial service? Are you kidding me?
00:51Sir, he set this thing up in the first place.
00:54Huh? Did he back out? What do we do? There's three hot girls waiting for us right now. Know anyone
01:01you can get a hold of at the last minute?
01:03I got nothing. We're just gonna have to look around and recruit one of these guys out here to go
01:08with us.
01:08Not a chance. It's right before Christmas. There's no way some guy's gonna be out here all alone.
01:14Hey, what about him? Look at him! I mean, he even almost looks as cool as us.
01:20He's a high school student.
01:22Come on, man. These are desperate times.
01:24Hey there! How are you? What are you doing?
01:28Guiding pedestrians and monitoring crowd density. In these five square meters, it's working well.
01:35So, you're a volunteer?
01:37It's Christmas time. You wanna go do something more fun?
01:39I know we're older than you.
01:41But we're gonna hook up. Come on. It's our treat.
01:44What is a hook up?
01:47It's like a mixer for adults. Where people from different fields get together and they study each other.
01:53It's a chance for companionship. One that promotes refined behavior and conversation.
01:58It'll be like a social experiment. Don't you wanna try it out for a little bit?
02:02Uh, plus, there'll be extremely high pedestrian density.
02:09Cheers!
02:10Cheers.
02:15Well, well. I suppose we should start by introducing ourselves.
02:18I'm Miki. I'm a sophomore at Takashou. I play tennis.
02:22I'm Yuka, a friend from the club.
02:24I'm Yui, and I'm in the same class as Miki.
02:27Ryo, I attend to Teishi, a sophomore.
02:30And my name's Kohei. Ryo and I are on the same soccer team.
02:32And this fella here is...
02:35Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Slope Book.
02:39Or, if you prefer, you can call me Sakamoto.
02:43Um, so I can't help but notice, but, uh, why are you wearing a school uniform?
02:47Oh, that's just cosplay.
02:49You see, you can rent party goods at this place.
02:52And, well, it being Christmas, he got kinda excited. Sorry about that.
02:56Ladies, I think Kohei's my type.
02:59I've got my eye on Ryo over here. What about Mr. Glasses?
03:02Oh, I don't think so.
03:04Um, so, Ryo, you and Miki are friends, right?
03:07Miki and I already know each other. We both work at the diner bar.
03:11That's right, and Ryo is an absolutely wonderful cook, too.
03:15In fact, I've heard people say he'll take over one day.
03:18Yeah, well, that is possible.
03:20I'm studying business administration in college.
03:23And I would certainly love to open up a place of my very own someday, you know?
03:27One with a nice jazz and R&B feel to it.
03:31I envy you, my man. You get to choose your own dream.
03:35As for me, I'm getting my father's business. In dentistry.
03:39Oh, wow. You both have some big plans for the future.
03:43Oh?
03:45So, um, what would you like to do after school, Sakamoto?
03:51NASA. Possibly.
03:55As one theory states, humans can survive on Earth for only a thousand years or so.
04:01And therefore, we must find a planet capable of sustaining life.
04:05And if I can, I would like to be directly involved with colonization.
04:10Oh, man!
04:11Now, you certainly have some big plans for the future.
04:14Too far in the future!
04:16Dude, how long do you plan on living anyway?
04:19At least have a dream that you could do in your own lifetime.
04:21So, do you believe there's aliens in outer space?
04:24Depending on how you look at it, we are aliens in outer space.
04:27Gah! Would you quit talking about that kind of stuff?
04:30I don't want to hear girls talking about their spiritual garbage.
04:34I'd rather move this conversation to something more naughty.
04:38Although, I don't want to turn them off by pushing too hard.
04:41Suddenly busting out the dirty jokes.
04:44That's it.
04:45Well, now that we've broken the ice, how about we play a little game?
04:48What kind of a game?
04:50Oh, I haven't seen one of those in like forever.
04:52So we each push down a tooth, and whoever gets bit has to do a dare.
04:57Yeah? I dare, huh?
05:00As long as I don't have to do any impressions or anything.
05:03Okay, then how about we reveal if we're either into S or M?
05:06Huh?
05:07I'm sorry, but what part of this is the social experiment?
05:11Getting people who won't let their guard down to open themselves up to you.
05:16I understand.
05:18It's kind of scary.
05:20You're safe!
05:22Okay. Here we go.
05:25Okay, you're next.
05:30Sakamoto, you're out!
05:33Of course it had to be you.
05:43There, there. It's okay, little buddy.
05:49You made the stupid hippo open up!
05:51Oh my, he's so affectionate.
05:54I got it! Sakamoto is an M, right?
05:56And the M is for Mother Mary!
05:58Oh, shut up!
06:00This is bad.
06:01First, Sakamoto got the stupid hippo to open up.
06:04Now the damn chicks too!
06:06Guess it's time to bust out the secret weapon.
06:09Give me that! I want to try again!
06:11I think I want to try again with our hippie friend here.
06:14Can you hear the silent snow?
06:18Painting the town a distant while.
06:20Oh wow! I like love this song!
06:22A musical performance. Interesting.
06:25Yeah, a method to lighten the mood.
06:28Damn it, Rio.
06:29You're pulling out your trump card pretty quick in the game.
06:32I hate to admit it, but there's not a girl out there who won't fall for this crap.
06:36Well, if that's how it's gonna be.
06:42Oh, sorry about that.
06:44Dude, pushed the wrong button.
06:46Whatever, you totally did that on purpose.
06:49My bad, bro. I'll put it back on.
06:51No, that's alright.
06:53Rio, please, we want to hear some more.
06:56The music's already back on.
06:58That's not the same music.
07:01Where's that sax coming from?
07:04Huh? Oh my god!
07:06Girls, look over there!
07:17He's playing the armsax?
07:19What the hell?!
07:21Come now, I can't let you finish just yet.
07:25Looks like we've recruited an enemy.
07:28Fine then, I guess I'll sing next.
07:30I'll pick Super Bomb Night by Glamorous Girls.
07:354379-12543695.
07:38Sakamoto is a dark horse.
07:40Did you just read the songbook that fast?
07:43If you have a song request, I can place the order right away.
07:47Wait, listen, go ahead.
07:55Yes?
07:56Uh, hello?
08:01Sorry for the wait, you guys.
08:04One shandy gaff, one mimosa, and a sangria.
08:08It's for us? We didn't order this.
08:11Those are from us to you.
08:13Just some cocktails, chosen with each of you in mind.
08:16With us in mind? That's so sweet.
08:20And for Sakamoto?
08:21A non-alcoholic cocktail, chosen with you in mind.
08:25I am grateful for your consideration.
08:30Merry Christmas!
08:32Merry Christmas.
08:33Hold on there, my man.
08:35In these types of social gatherings, it's proper etiquette to drink the first one all at once.
08:47All right! You're next, Sakamoto.
08:50We still haven't heard you sing yet, have we?
08:53Yeah, I want to hear what you've got!
08:54Yes, Sakamoto, sing for us!
08:56Get up there and don't hold back.
08:58I think I understand.
09:01Yes! We got him!
09:03That cocktail you just guzzled down was 100% pure grade carbonated cola.
09:29What is this song?
09:30I have no idea.
09:40What is that?
09:45Is that French?
09:46No, it's German, right?
09:48Is it opera?
09:50I really have no idea.
09:52What a freaking idiot! I can't believe he chose this!
09:55Not only does classical garbage not impress the ladies,
09:58but this is gonna make it belch like a damn toad.
10:02My father, my father,
10:05You don't hear me,
10:08That the girl speaks for me,
10:10That the girl speaks for me.
10:14Be calm, be calm, my child.
10:18This song is... it's pretty intense, isn't it?
10:21I like it.
10:22Me too.
10:23His voice is totally sucking me in.
10:26Hurry up and burp already!
10:52Look dirty!
10:53Let it out, dude! Let it out!
10:55One big nasty burp, that's all I'm asking here.
10:59Do it!
11:02Come on!
11:08Huh?
11:10Was that?
11:12Perfect German dialect?
11:14He belched.
11:16And he made it cool?
11:20Oh, my demon king.
11:22Kidnap me!
11:28This far exceeds standard occupant capacity for the area.
11:32I'm grateful to you for inviting me to this splendid social event.
11:36As a result of your kindness, I was able to make a successful debut into society.
11:43Someday, we shall meet again.
11:55That dude was a demon.
11:57The demon king of karaoke babe parties.
12:09You can't help me.
12:10Rio, Sora, settle down, all right?
12:12You're scratching up the floorboards.
12:14And please tell me you two have eaten all your breakfast.
12:16I'm gonna get down, I'm gonna get down.
12:18Oh, yeah.
12:19It can be pretty hard not having your mom around anymore, huh?
12:22It's okay.
12:23It's not like this is anything I can't handle.
12:26Hmm.
12:27Son, how about you and your old man go out to a fancy French restaurant tonight?
12:32Huh?
12:33You see, there's someone that I'd really like for you to meet.
12:38Someone who might.
12:39Someone who might become your new mom.
12:41Dad, what are you talking about?
12:43This is a joke, right?
12:44Son, those boys need a mother, okay?
12:47You must understand that.
12:51Fine.
12:51I could eat, I guess.
12:53Good.
12:53That is just wonderful.
12:55I'll have to go out and rent us a couple of nice jackets.
12:57And I'll go ahead and make up some dinner tonight for the kiddos as well.
13:01Hold on a second.
13:02Did you say French restaurant, but I...
13:04Please, son, listen to me.
13:06Just try and act like a refined young man.
13:10So you want to learn the manners of the bourgeois so badly
13:14that you're willing to bow before me?
13:16I grew up in a world where fine dining is completely alien to me.
13:20You're respectable.
13:21And let's face it, you're the only one I can ask.
13:24Yes, well, be that as it may,
13:26refinement's not something that can be learned in a day.
13:29Come on.
13:31I'm desperate here.
13:33Very well.
13:33Get yourself an extra large jacket.
13:36Huh?
13:37I have an idea, my friend.
13:45For your appetizer,
13:47we have a terrine of omar lobster and winter vegetables.
13:57My, my, young man.
13:59You have such elegant table manners.
14:01Yes, well, he was brought up on the finest French cuisine.
14:04A brilliant idea, Sakamoto.
14:07At first I thought you were crazy,
14:08but I was willing to try anything.
14:10And this might actually work.
14:13You're the one with the manners,
14:15so you be the hands.
14:17All I gotta do is sit here and chew and swallow.
14:20I can't help but notice.
14:22You see, you're quite a bulky young man, aren't you?
14:26I'm assuming you play some sports or something?
14:28Oh, nah.
14:30Not so much sports,
14:32but he is always getting into fist fights.
14:34What? Fist fights?
14:35Well, that doesn't sound good.
14:38Nice one, Dad.
14:40Oh, no.
14:40That's not what I meant to say at all.
14:42Yeah.
14:43Try to cover for that one, dumbass.
14:45Huh?
14:46What the?
14:47Sakamoto,
14:48what are you doing with the napkin?
14:49Oh, did I say fist fights?
14:50More like bouts,
14:52but they're really quite harmless.
14:53Yes.
14:54It's nothing to worry about.
14:56Whenever I fight,
14:57it's for peace.
15:00Oh!
15:02That's right.
15:03My boy here left a thousand cranes
15:05at the Hiroshima Peace Memorial.
15:07Ah, so that must be how you developed
15:09such a strong physique.
15:11Your biceps are as splendid as your spirits.
15:14Oh, on a different note,
15:16I've taken to exploring our local museums
15:18and art galleries recently.
15:20Do you know Dolly?
15:21His stuff is great.
15:22He's so visceral.
15:22Here we have escargot,
15:23direct from Burgundy.
15:25They pair nicely with white wine.
15:27My, this looks wonderful.
15:28So do you often eat such a divine dish
15:30as escargot?
15:31Huh?
15:32Sure.
15:33Yeah.
15:34Escargot.
15:35The hell is escargot?
15:36What?
15:38Snails?
15:38What the?
15:39Is that Shifnir trying to screw with me?
15:41I'm gonna have to kick his ass.
15:43Do people seriously eat this?
15:46Whoa, whoa.
15:47Wait a second.
15:48Hey, hey, hey.
15:51This, this isn't funny.
15:53Don't wait for me.
15:56Something wrong?
15:57You okay?
16:00That's right.
16:01I gotta remember.
16:03This is all for my family.
16:06I can't do it.
16:10Anybody who could eat this
16:11would have to be a freaking psycho.
16:19What the hell are you looking at?
16:21But to gnarly, gooey, nasty little slime globs?
16:25Think you can eyeball me?
16:27I don't think so.
16:33Take down the rabid dog
16:34and reward yourself with something sweet.
16:37I always say.
16:38Thank you for coming.
16:40I am Chef Jean-Paul Philippe.
16:42It has been an absolute honor
16:43serving you today.
16:45I take it that everything
16:46was to your satisfaction, oui?
16:48Help me out here, please.
16:49How do you say it was delicious in French?
16:52Huh?
16:55Uh...
16:57Crap.
16:58I'm gonna have to wing it.
16:59Um...
17:00Bonjour?
17:02That didn't work.
17:04Uh...
17:05Beaujolais Nouveau?
17:07Huh?
17:08Did that work?
17:14Thank you so much.
17:16You have made my day.
17:18My goodness.
17:20I never thought your son
17:21would be such a cultured
17:22and thoughtful young man.
17:24You know what they say?
17:26The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
17:28So then,
17:29what do you think
17:29we should do next?
17:31Would you excuse us?
17:32I'd like to speak
17:33with your father alone
17:34if that's okay.
17:36Uh.
17:38Okay, Dad.
17:39I'm gonna head back home.
17:41Oh.
17:42Uh, yeah, yeah.
17:43You be careful, okay?
17:44You hear me?
17:45Listen to your dad!
17:48I really have no business
17:50doing upscale stuff like that.
17:51So what did you think of her?
17:53Huh?
17:54Well, she wasn't bad, I guess.
17:57She's probably a good person.
17:59She doesn't seem to be lacking
18:00in the mom department either.
18:03Um.
18:05She might not be perfect for me,
18:07but she might be perfect
18:08for my old man, you know?
18:10I guess in the end,
18:12I'm still just a kid, aren't I?
18:17Where are we?
18:18This isn't the way back to the station.
18:21You should know
18:21that we're not on my home turf anymore.
18:23We don't want any trouble.
18:26Hey, what are you gonna do about it, huh?
18:30Dad, no!
18:31Uh, you seeing this?
18:32If you make your move now,
18:34the lady will surely learn
18:35of our charade.
18:37No, is that...
18:38No, I'm sorry!
18:39I'm sorry, please!
18:42So, Sakamoto,
18:43you ever learn how to kick some ass?
18:45No.
18:47Okay.
18:47It's your turn up front.
18:50Please, desist.
18:52The hell?
18:53Who are you supposed to be?
18:54I'm nothing but a...
18:56passing bourgeois.
18:58Okay, kid.
18:59I think you better get out of here
19:00if you know what's good for you!
19:08What the heck?
19:09I saw it.
19:13You're dead!
19:14Let's put an edge of this right now!
19:18You son of a bitch!
19:22What is this?
19:24You won't go down!
19:26Is this guy even human?
19:28I mean, his head and his body
19:30don't even seem to be connected!
19:35I hope you were not harmed.
19:37It's over now.
19:44What's the matter?
19:45You're shaking like a little mousey.
19:47That woman?
19:49She's a...
19:51She's a...
19:51She is a con artist!
19:56Um, listen.
19:58The truth is,
19:59I don't really have any money.
20:00Don't lie to me.
20:02Your son was obviously trained in proper etiquette.
20:04No, no.
20:05That's not true.
20:06He was acting like that
20:08to help his younger brothers.
20:10They don't have a mother.
20:12We were just putting on a show.
20:14We were only trying to impress you.
20:16Too bad!
20:27Once upon a time,
20:29there was a young man
20:30who cared deeply for his family.
20:32Huh?
20:32What the hell are you talking about, kid?
20:35And then,
20:36for his family's sake,
20:37he went into a fancy French restaurant
20:39with which he was not familiar.
20:41While there,
20:42he experienced several exotic ingredients
20:44for the very first time.
20:46His body went into shock,
20:48not possessing the necessary antibodies
20:50for such cuisine.
20:51And suddenly,
20:53his body began to mutate.
20:56This
20:57is the result.
21:02Witness
21:03the wretched outcome.
21:19Oh, dear.
21:20He's lost consciousness.
21:23Jesus.
21:24I really just about
21:25had it with you, old man.
21:27Now let's get your gullible ass
21:28back home.
21:29What do you say?
21:30Oh,
21:31I am never going to eat lobster
21:33ever again.
21:35Heh.
21:37Well,
21:38shoot.
21:39When we lack something,
21:40we have to count on others
21:42to pick up the slack.
21:44Very true.
21:45Like when someone
21:46can't walk home.
21:48me,
22:16I can't believe he.
22:16I can't believe it.
23:41Okay, Sakamoto, I heard this is your first time seeing snow like this.
23:46Well, I'll have you know I'm from Hokkaido and lived in the mountains until just before junior high.
23:52Today, I'm going to straight up give you a lesson on playing in the snow.
23:56And because you're new to this, I'm going to beat you hands down in a one-on-one snowball fight.
24:02Mono a mono.
24:03On the next Haven't You Heard, I'm Sakamoto.
24:06No need for warmth and memories of one, two.
24:09Two of them.
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