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00:01We've made it. Beyond these doors is the Chamber of the Divine Assembly.
00:05Oh, don't go yet! Please, at least tell me your name!
00:10Get ready, because we're going into the sacred Chamber of the Gods.
00:34The End
00:35What is this world? How are you going to be?
00:40I'm flying over the sky, and I'm flying across the sky.
00:45The end of the day is the end of the day.
00:50The end of the day is the end of the day.
01:15I'll see you next time.
01:34Oh, oh, oh, oh!
01:54That's the war god. You are not welcome here, and yet you still came anyway. Oh, crap, scary god alert!
02:02Proudly speak your mind. It's your right. Participate in the divine assembly.
02:11Yes, I'm staying too. I'm an attendee of the divine assembly just like everybody else.
02:16How dare you use that until it's home with me!
02:20Look down, handsome!
02:22Who draws their sword on the very first day of the assembly? I mean, take it down a notch, war
02:26god. Come on.
02:28Odohiko!
02:30Nanami, I've been so worried about you.
02:32Mizuki!
02:35Was it you, Odohiko? Did you invite she who does not belong here?
02:39A drab thing like that?
02:42If you did not invite her, then who did?
02:44I did, naturally.
03:05It's what? I'll get an issue!
03:17He is the lord and master of the Grand Shrine and the host of the Divine Assembly.
03:22Lord Akuninushi, I hope that I find you an excellent help.
03:25You do, Odohiko, for it is a beautiful day today.
03:28It is rare for you to make an appearance so early in the Assembly, Lord Akuninushi.
03:32A situation developed recently that has need of an urgent resolution.
03:36Nanami, dear, a favor, please.
03:40Before the Divine Assembly gets started, I want you to go to Yomotsu Hirasuka.
03:44What's Yomotsu Hirasuka?
03:55Yomotsu Hirasuka is the entrance to the Netherworld, my dear.
03:58Ordinarily, there's a god who's in charge of guarding the gate and determining who is and isn't allowed to cross
04:02the border.
04:03However, he is currently in attendance at the Divine Assembly.
04:06I'm drinking today, woo!
04:08Okay.
04:09For all seven days of the Divine Assembly, Yomotsu Hirasuka becomes undermanned.
04:14Every year, yokai and the like target this opportunity to try and break through the border.
04:18They only have seven days, so the attempts generally end in failure.
04:21But there was apparently quite the ace among the yokai this year, meaning...
04:24Oh, we're in a terrible state!
04:26The gate that's been closed since the beginning of the world has been opened now!
04:30If we do not hurry, the filth of the Netherworld will sully the Earth.
04:33Unfortunately, gods are fond of cleanliness and generally dislike having anything to do with that bottomless pit.
04:38No one will go scout for me!
04:41But now you have appeared with the pure gaze of an unfailing spirit!
04:45Surely you can go exorcise the filth of the Netherworld for me!
04:47Yeah, no problem!
04:49No?
04:49What?
04:49Seriously?
04:50In exchange, though, I have a request.
04:52Yes, and what would that be?
04:54I want to know the whereabouts of Mr. Mikage, the true lord and master of the Mikage Shrine.
04:58There's somebody who wants him to come back.
05:01Hmm.
05:02You must understand that Mikage gave you his personal mark of godhood and has since gone into hiding.
05:07Without that mark, finding those who don't want to be found is no easy task, even for me.
05:12But if you promise to take care of the Yamotsu-Hirasaka situation,
05:15then I will promise to look for Mikage for you.
05:19Do we have a deal?
05:22Yes, we do.
05:25Then I shall assign a guide to you forthwith.
05:28No!
05:29I don't get it!
05:30Why me?
05:32I guess it's punishment for being late.
05:33It's fiend!
05:33He's just being cruel to me!
05:36Apparently, the first two days of the Divine Assembly mainly consist of drinking parties.
05:40The crucial part doesn't start until the third day, so as long as I get back before then, it'll be...
05:44Nothing is fine about this, you stupid, fashionless fiend!
05:47I'm your guide, and that's all.
05:48Get it straight!
05:49You're on your own figuring out the rest of this pitch.
05:51Spirit!
05:53Why, Nanami?
05:54Why do you continuously accept one nearly impossible, messy task after another?
05:58You're staying behind, okay?
06:00Why?
06:00Because I need you to do something.
06:03Think you can find the god who showed me the way to the Hall of the Divine Assembly?
06:08I've been thinking.
06:11What if that was Mr. Mikage?
06:16Oh, honestly, what is taking you so long? Move it so we can get this nightmare over the way!
06:23A word of warning.
06:25The Netherworld is a land on the edge of death and rebirth.
06:28When a flesh and blood human breathes the air there, they immediately begin to decay.
06:32Sola Shikigami and low-level yokai turned to dust.
06:36Only gods are able to come and go as they please.
06:39Decay?
06:41Well, technically you are a god, so more than likely you'll be just dandy.
06:44But under no circumstances should you pass through the Great Border Gate at Yomotsu Hirasaka.
06:51The Great Border Gate's been cracked in half like an egg!
06:54This powder is incredible!
06:56Looks like the roots are true!
06:58The legend known as Akuro had to have had useless before!
07:01You're the legend now, boss!
07:02That's right, you're the new Akuro!
07:04Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
07:05You certainly know a lot for a stupid human!
07:08Now who the hell are you?
07:10That cudgel siphons off years from the life of its bearer.
07:13In order to carry it and survive, you'll need to have an immortal body like that Akuro guy.
07:18But if I'm not mistaken, his body is still in the Netherworld.
07:21I bet if you went to the Netherworld to retrieve Akuro's body for yourself,
07:24no one in this world would be able to stand up against you, Tekkimaru.
07:28Imagine that.
07:30You should go for it, boss!
07:32Even the Celestial Nymph, Rei-Rei, would probably fall in love with you if you do!
07:36Oh, Rei-Rei!
07:39Come on, you're making me bust, idiot!
07:47He must have been a lightweight yokai.
07:49They turned to dust when they touched the Netherworld air.
07:52Only the highest level yokai can withstand the poison of the Netherworld.
07:55Well, Tekkimaru, are you going into the Netherworld?
07:59Don't you want to show us all that you're a high-level force to be reckoned with,
08:02or is it too scary?
08:03Watch your mouth, human scum!
08:06Our boss is a force stronger and braver than you'll ever know!
08:09No way he'll ever turn into dust!
08:11Don't you worry about us, boss!
08:12Go and show that human what's what!
08:15You guys, I'll never let you go!
08:17Oh, just hurry up and do it already.
08:19I'd be lost if I did!
08:20Wow, looks like there are a lot of yokai down there, Odohiko.
08:23The Great Boulder Gate is open as wide as a cherry blossom in April.
08:27It's a shame it doesn't smell as sweet.
08:29Who are they?
08:30Oh no, the wind god!
08:32It's Odohiko, boss!
08:33What?
08:34Well, I thought the Divine Assembly was supposed to be going on right now!
08:38Master Kirihito.
08:39The two of you should make yourself scarce.
08:43This is the last place I need to let myself fall under suspicion.
08:47Dammit, I was so close to getting my body back.
08:50Heck yeah!
08:51This is where Mamoru and I show her what's up!
08:56What's wrong, my sweet little monkey?
08:58You're too close to that hole into the netherworld.
09:00Move aside, you waste of time!
09:02I'm the wind god, so I can take care of this problem in a flash, sweets.
09:06You put that wind away!
09:08Unless you want me to kill this human!
09:10And I don't think a god would want that to happen!
09:13A human?
09:14What the heavens is he doing there?
09:17I've met that guy before!
09:19With the way things are going, I think I'd better jump into the netherworld like you told me!
09:23And you have the honor of coming with me to keep me company!
09:26Aren't you glad you are so full of advice?
09:28You get to be my good luck char!
09:31Let him go!
09:32I'm coming back from there with an immortal body!
09:39I'll save you!
09:41Hurry, read your hand out to me!
09:45If only gods can come and go, then I should be able to bring him back.
10:00This is preposterous!
10:01You were telling me there is a blizzard outside and I still have to trek to that horrid classroom while
10:04dressed as a high school girl!
10:07Master Tomoe, you were home far too early!
10:09It is not even noon yet!
10:11I made an appearance at the morning assembly!
10:13You have a problem with that?!
10:14No!
10:15Dammit!
10:16Curse, Nonomy!
10:17Voicing trivial chores onto me and going on a trip with a snake!
10:20How nice it must be for her!
10:37Goodness!
10:39Your hard work in this cold weather is most appreciated!
10:42Please, sit back and enjoy the yuzu bath, Master Tomoe!
10:45There are seconds of the sake as well!
10:48You are an excellent familiar, Master Tomoe!
10:50So it is only natural that you would be concerned for Lady Nanami!
10:54You serve devotedly day after day after day!
10:57This is the least we can do for you while Lady Nanami is not here!
11:01You are right.
11:03Nanami is not here.
11:06Don't worry, everything will be all right, Master Tomoe!
11:09Lady Nanami is sure to return in six days hence!
11:12She would never run away like her predecessor!
11:14Of course, it is wonderful.
11:16Nanami is a handful in so many ways, but she is not here now.
11:20This is a golden opportunity that I shall not waste!
11:23Willow the Wist, I shall return!
11:25I'm going out to have fun!
11:27Do not expect me back tonight!
11:32What?!
11:32No way!
11:33Master Tomoe is back for a visit!
11:35I haven't seen him in nine months!
11:36I hope he's doing well!
11:38Sister Hatsune is entertaining him right now, but Master Tomoe is acting really weird!
11:43Like how?
11:45No matter what she asks him, he seems distracted and all he does is drink!
11:49He's gone through eight whole bottles by himself already!
11:52It is as if his mind is totally somewhere else!
11:55Why hasn't he tried to even touch one of us since he got here?
11:58Maybe he's not feeling well!
12:00He's so beautiful, I think I'm gonna die!
12:02This house cannot allow its customers to drink themselves unconscious!
12:06We have to go in, girls!
12:07Master Tomoe!
12:08Please welcome us!
12:09We're all terribly desperate to join you!
12:11Let us have fun, Master Tomoe!
12:13Sakurako wants to hear the story of your heroic deeds!
12:16Heroic deeds?
12:17What do you mean, Miss Sakurako?
12:19I heard it earlier from Sister Mizutama!
12:21Apparently, a long, long time ago, Master Tomoe was on friendly terms with that notorious yokai, Akuro!
12:32What?
12:34Master Tomoe!
12:35Oh, he fell asleep!
12:38So back to the story, you're saying he was friends with Akuro, yeah?
12:42The same yokai who went on a murderous rampage forever ago?
12:45How could our Master Tomoe have anything to do with him?
12:47I didn't even know he really existed!
12:49Okay, spill it. What did you hear from Sister Mizutama?
12:52Does she know how old Master Tomoe is?
12:54From what I heard, back in the day when Sister Mizutama was just a little girl,
12:58she totally met Akuro when he went into the house where she was apprenticing!
13:01And that must have been scary! Did he go in to buy a prostitute?
13:04No.
13:05For this story, we go back in time 600 years!
13:10He was a mass murderer in the guise of a customer!
13:13Is this the house rumored to always be busy due to its numerous beauties?
13:17Every one of you is stunning!
13:19I simply cannot choose!
13:24I know! I shall hire any of you that survived this day!
13:37Oh no! Oh no!
13:41Someone help me!
13:43Please!
13:45Help me!
13:48Help me!
14:01keep running
14:08oh yes this has been adequate amusement indeed
14:12i waited for you but sadly it began to snow of course you know i cannot abide the cold
14:17alas tomoe i was too frisky this eve so there's none left for you such a shame
14:33it is true i enjoy turning the tables on those who try to rise against us
14:38but i dislike slaughtering the unresisting
14:42back then countless communities felt victim to akura's cruelty
14:46evidently sister mizutama's establishment was among those many casualties
14:51the next time she saw master tomoe was supposedly over 500 years later
14:56what master tomoe
15:03what are you girls doing just standing there and neglecting your customers
15:07sister mizutama is it the truth sister about master tomoe and sister did akura really attack you
15:19that is ancient history
15:24it just goes to show that this master fox has been completely defanged by makage and has grown to be
15:30quite good at getting attention you girls leave us now
15:37i owe a debt to this master fox
15:41during the 20 years of makage's absence master tomoe would carry on about not wanting to go back to the
15:47shrine
15:47and every time i wrapped myself around him
15:52oh how happy that made me i doubt that he will ever know
15:56so warm
15:59that place is cold and chills me to the core
16:03so i will just stay here to forget about everything
16:06and sleep
16:08and sleep
16:10tomoe
16:11tomoe
16:12what are you doing jerk
16:14if you don't come back to the shrine right this minute i'll make you hold down the fort forever
16:21i must go home
16:22master tomoe what in the world has come over you
16:26sorry mizutama
16:33it's not a problem
16:35i'm glad you finally have a place to go home to
16:39nanami
16:45welcome home master tomoe
16:46what seems to be the rush
16:49it is nothing
16:51nanami could not have possibly returned home
16:53so why did i feel the need to come back so hastily
16:56by the way master tomoe
16:57i was entrusted with a message for you from lady nanami
17:03she sent me a message
17:05for my heart to be so warmed by that must be because she took all the warmth of the shrine
17:10away with her when she left
17:13nanami
17:14to tomoe
17:15thanks for going to school
17:17on wednesday there's an english vocabulary test in the morning
17:21so make sure you study so you can score over 80 points
17:25nanami
17:29there are four hours left until the test in the morning
17:32what
17:38oh
17:41an unexpected and very interesting party seems to have joined us here in the netherworld
17:53i haven't slept that well in a while
17:56where am i
18:04where did you come from
18:17where did you come from
18:24what the heck did you do that for you almost hit my face
18:27don't put any food from the netherworld into your mouth
18:29well that is if you ever want to return to the surface
18:33netherworld
18:33oh right i fell in the hole to the netherworld with him
19:05hey how are you feeling
19:06i think i think i can officially say i've hit rock bottom
19:09i think i think i've hit rock bottom
19:22oh
19:24oh
19:25this guy. Swim to the opposite shore. They won't chase us into the water. I'm freaking
19:33out. How can he be so cold? Where is she? I should have fallen here somewhere. I am
19:53going to kill that silly nanny when I find her. This is way more work than anyone should
19:57be expected to do. Oh, don't tell me it's that late already.
20:05War God? Have you still not wrapped up the Harasaka situation?
20:08Not exactly. Nanami went missing along with a human. Mind helping me find them?
20:13I do not have time. It is the beginning of day three of the Divine Assembly, and everyone
20:17has gathered at the Grand Shrine already. Do not bother with that awful thing. She is
20:20a human god, so she should be able to return without help.
20:27Come along, Tarumaru. Jiromaru.
20:36I never expected to be going for a midwinter swim in the Netherworld. The insides of my
20:41shoes feel disgusting. If you can't swim, then you should say that first.
20:48I can't swim. I was just surprised that I didn't float, that's all. Anyway, the good
20:53news is I'm here, so everything is going to be fine. As soon as we find the exit to the
20:57surface, we'll be able to escape. Easy as pie.
21:03Wait! Don't tell me. You're like crazy hungry, aren't you?
21:05I don't know. Am I?
21:06Don't worry, I've got this. I'll write out a white talisman. All I need to do is slap
21:11this guy onto one of the wild mushrooms around here, and we'll be set. You see? It transformed
21:17into a delicious sweet potato doughnut. Yay! Doesn't it look yummy?
21:22Still looks like a mushroom to me.
21:24Well, you gotta try it first, and then it'll taste different. I hope.
21:30Which means even if I eat this, I won't become a denizen of the Netherworld. Maybe I'll give
21:34it a shot.
21:36No way!
21:39You don't want me to? Why? Are you not confident in your power?
21:43You're a good-for-nothing woman.
21:46Yeah, like you're such a hot shot.
21:48Come on, good-for-nothing. Let's get out of here.
21:50My name is Nanami Mamosano, okay? You should tell me your name now, pervert.
21:58It's Kirihito.
22:00Kirihito. Love the enthusiasm, but do you actually know the way? I mean, you're human,
22:05so how would you even know where to go?
22:10Greetings. We have been waiting for you.
22:12Human garden party.
22:14Lady Nanami.
22:15And the gentlemen there.
22:16Our lady and mistress is Lady Izanami, the presiding goddess of the underworld.
22:21Please come with us. Our mistress is anxiously awaiting your arrival.
22:27Izanami.
22:28Goddess of the Netherworld.
22:51Let's go.
23:04Let's go.
23:54Let's go.
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