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00:02In class 1-2 at Gakubun Prefectural High School, there was one student who attracted a great deal of attention
00:10immediately upon his arrival.
00:12When it came to classroom duties, he was stylish. At lunchtime, he was stylish. Even when the teacher made him
00:20stand out in the hallway, he was stylish. In everything he did, he was cool. Cooler. Coolest.
00:28His life at school was overwhelmingly cool and stylish. That student's name, haven't you heard?
00:36I am Sakamoto.
01:09I am fluent in this video.
01:28Let's go!
01:28That's pretty good.
01:31Oh yeah, yeah!
01:33Foul errna hate voice,ζΊ’γεΊγζ³γγγγΎγγ貫γγγ
01:37Special of present Go,
01:39it's all in the moment Wake up! Arriss
01:44and sail O
01:45'er, O'er, O
01:46'er All
01:46right, classic heaven way
01:47Wake up, your acky mo' no'yo
01:50Ha-mi-da-se
01:50Take a look, how do you feel?
01:54What do you feel, how do you feel, how do you feel?
01:59Have fun!
02:00Listen to my heart, you're nothing
02:02I'll even miss out on your side
02:23Wisting to Spanish
02:24here today now that the weather has started getting colder fewer and fewer
02:35people are eating outside I guess they just don't understand that this is the
02:39best time I'm here for this view
02:53say yeah but how reminds me of the very first time I ever met Sakamoto huh
03:10it was early February of last year the day of the entrance exam
03:23very well everyone it's time to begin
03:33I was so cold and nervous I couldn't stop my hands from shaking
03:44my eraser
03:49oh no way you and Sakamoto accidentally touched hands
03:56because just before my eraser hit the floor
04:02Sakamoto caught it thank you
04:08but then he started using it himself like a lot erasing everything he'd done
04:16and just when I was thinking he was a pretty awful person
04:25it's so warm
04:28he had rubbed the eraser so much that it had gotten really hot
04:31and it warmed up my cold hands
04:35thanks to that I was able to go ahead and finish the exam
04:41I still carry that eraser today it's like a good luck charm for me
04:49how bittersweet kind of like the sweet and sour pork in my box lunch today
04:52okay it's my turn I'll tell my story next
05:02I'll never forget that stormy day it was the day of the entrance ceremony the fierce rain came down and
05:08battered all the new students walking to school
05:27a huge gust of wind broke my favorite umbrella
05:31and that that was enough to cast a long dark shadow in the beginning of my new life as a
05:37high school student
05:39but then
05:41huh huh don't tell me he pulled you under his umbrella
05:46mm-mm not at all
05:53his umbrella had already been flipped inside out as well
05:57at first I must admit I kind of felt sorry for him
06:00oh
06:02but then
06:06quite the vintage spring shower
06:08wouldn't you say
06:09oh
06:12most people would be miserable
06:14but there he was like a rainwater sommelier
06:18and at that moment
06:20I went from thinking about how horrible my luck was to enjoying it like it was a celebration
06:25and ever since then
06:27I've always liked rainy days
06:30how nice
06:31oh how romantic is that
06:33okay
06:34now it's my turn you guys
06:36so then
06:40it was the day before the entrance ceremony
06:43and I had gone to the cafeteria
06:45I was there to pick up my textbooks
06:49hmm
06:58I had forgotten to bring my shoulder back with me
07:00so I just kept piling up the books
07:02everything I could carry in both hands
07:06well they were stacked up so high I couldn't even see where I was going
07:10ah
07:11oh gosh don't tell me
07:13it was Sakamoto
07:14mm-mm
07:16I just tripped like a clumsy idiot
07:19oh
07:23there he was
07:25holding my books as if you were carrying a bride over the threshold
07:28are you uninjured my lady
07:33oh my god how romantic
07:35it was all thanks to Sakamoto
07:37my textbooks were undamaged and lived to see another day
07:40it was a reminder for me to take care of my things
07:44mm-hmm
07:51oh wow
07:52it's really something isn't it
07:54the day each of us met Sakamoto has become a wonderful memory for us
08:00yeah
08:02well
08:03my story of how we met was the most romantic
08:06obviously
08:11well yeah
08:12do you remember how we first met?
08:14it was way back before the school year even started
08:17during orientation I think
08:19if you say so
08:20yeah
08:21I guess you wouldn't remember that
08:23well I remember it well
08:35I had gotten this weird ward on my ring finger and so I was trying to hide it with the
08:39bandage
08:41but sometime during the day it fell off
08:44and you picked it up for me
08:50I think it was under this tree that you put it back on me
08:57oh
09:06yeah that doesn't really ring a bell
09:08well I guess maybe it wasn't all that much of a first encounter now was it?
09:12yeah
09:15yeah
09:16his first meeting with Sakamoto was the most romantic of all
09:32never will I ever be able to forget
09:34that summer in which though fleeting we met
09:38your cross section as you lay on your side upon that iron grill
09:42those juices and glistening fat
09:45dissolved upon my lips
09:47leaving the slightest sweetness and lingering aroma
09:51ah
09:52why must you leave me all alone
09:54why oh why
09:58okay
09:59okay now for the next passage
10:00how about seat number four
10:02Kubota
10:04Kubota
10:05Kubota
10:07Kubota
10:07uh
10:09yes
10:09what's got you so distracted?
10:11you staring at the girl of your dreams again young man?
10:18nah
10:19okay moving on
10:20please read the second passage on page 24
10:23yes sir
10:27shall I compare thee to
10:30a mirage of unimaginable flavor
10:33I must say I was worried about him for a while there
10:37but his grades have steadily gone up recently and he's doing fine
10:40great job sweetheart
10:44I think it has a great deal to do with an outside influence
10:48that would be his good friend Sakamoto
10:51huh
10:52that's right
10:53it's his best friend in the whole school
10:55during free time or what have you
10:57those two are always together
10:58he he
11:07oh you've got yourself a fever my boy
11:10well you just take it easy today
11:12you're not going anywhere
11:13you deserve a day off anyway
11:16I'll go ahead and call the school and let them know you won't be coming in
11:19um
11:19wait mom
11:22what's wrong
11:24don't worry
11:25I'll take your school uniform to the cleaners okay
11:33it's not a dream
11:47I never thought I'd ever see him again
11:50Sakamoto
11:56I am sorry madam
11:58but I am an inhabitant of this digital world
12:00he has returned
12:03returned to this world
12:23i'm sorry
12:24no
12:26no
12:26you can't do that Sheikhami
12:28today you must be a friend of a friend of your son
12:32oh
12:33I am sorry
12:34but I am sorry
12:34I am sorry
12:34no
12:36Okay, today we'll start by practicing some miso soup!
12:44That's awesome, Sakamoto! You lined up the whole damn thing!
12:48Is there some trick to that?
12:53No, no, I can't stare.
12:59Look at that! You're really good at dissolving the miso.
13:02You're kind of like a housewife.
13:04Oh, I've seen my mom do it. She makes a lot of miso.
13:09May I see it?
13:10Hey, Sakamoto!
13:29It's very rich, and the mellow flavors really come through.
13:34He's so cool! Miso aficionado!
13:40Sakamoto was standing so close to me.
13:43Would you care to taste it as well?
13:45Huh?
13:58Yoink!
13:59Oh, the cat burglar!
14:06Oh my gosh!
14:08Huh?
14:09Oh, no, no, it's okay.
14:13Come on, Shikami. Pull it together.
14:16No! Back off! It's mine!
14:18Mom!
14:20Mom!
14:20Mom!
14:20Oh, remember, Sakamoto is just a friend.
14:25It's time for gym class already?
14:27Man, I'm beat as it is.
14:35Okay, this isn't good. I'll just change in the bathroom.
14:38Hey, Sakamoto, let me see your six-pack, dude.
14:41Seriously, guys?
14:42Whoa!
14:43That's more like a two-pack, ain't it?
14:45Awesome!
14:57No, Shikami. You mustn't look. You can't. It would be too much to handle.
15:04Here, let me see those guns of yours.
15:08Now, that's the jackpot right there.
15:11Whoa!
15:12No!
15:13Hey, you guys gonna run or what?
15:16If this is all you got, you're gonna die like dogs in next week's marathon.
15:20Huh?
15:27Damn that Sakamoto.
15:29He's out there doing his Darwin's Theory of Evolution exercise again.
15:32But he still manages to be faster than all the others, so I can't really yell at him now, can
15:37I?
15:37Huh?
15:42Kubota.
15:43What the hell?
15:44I don't believe my eyes.
15:46That pathetic little blob is actually keeping up with Sakamoto.
15:52I'm fine being a friend.
15:54Beaker's friend is just fine with me.
15:57Just let me be the one who's...
15:59Just let me be the one who's by his side.
16:15It's painful, Sakamoto.
16:18I'm so close.
16:20But you remain just out of my reach.
16:23Sakamoto, the truth is...
16:26I want you.
16:28I want to touch you.
16:33Sakamoto!
16:40Sakamoto!
16:42Goodness gracious.
16:44You really need to try running at your own pace.
16:47Are you alright?
16:49Yeah.
16:51Honestly.
16:52This is not like you at all, Kubota.
17:01I'm fine.
17:02I just need to wash myself off.
17:08Kubota seems kind of off today, doesn't he?
17:11You see his man boobs?
17:12They were bouncing all over the place.
17:14He's getting fat.
17:17Hmm.
17:26Earlier, when Sakamoto stretched his hand tenderly outward to help me up,
17:31that wasn't me reflected in his eyes.
17:35That was my son, not me.
17:38I should have realized that from the very beginning.
17:43You're being such an idiot, Shagami.
17:46Guess that was my last chance for touch the hand of Sakamoto.
17:51Did you check out Ida on the track?
17:53Sure did.
17:55She was jiggling like nobody's business.
17:57And the class president had more going on than I thought.
18:00Yeah?
18:00I bet she's packing some D's.
18:02Oh, man, titties!
18:04I want to touch him!
18:05I'd even settle for some man boobs right now.
18:08But not Sarah's had enough of those.
18:10There we go.
18:11We got some pontoons right there.
18:13We saw those babies wobbling around earlier.
18:16Come on, Kubota.
18:18How's about a little squeeze?
18:20Oh, no.
18:20I thought they'd find me out.
18:26Sakamoto.
18:30Well, here we go.
18:33Oh, you're finally giving in, huh?
18:37This is it.
18:38The ruse is up.
18:39And if Sakamoto sees me for who I truly am,
18:44then so be it.
18:46Whoa!
18:48Oh, man.
18:49Those are the biggest boobs I've ever seen in my life.
18:51It's a glorious sight!
19:06It was bothering me having the wind blow the curtains all around.
19:10So I tied the two ends together.
19:13Yeah!
19:20Oh, man.
19:28I think I've seen this before.
19:29Oh, my God.
19:31This is working.
21:01I'm... a mother.
21:09Oh, Sakamoto. I just remember to have to do something back home.
21:13Please wait a second.
21:14Huh?
21:15You drop this.
21:21Huh?
21:29Please stay, my friend. Please.
21:32Okay, Sakamoto.
21:36Yes. Of course I will.
21:46So, how's your fever?
21:48Looks like it's really gone down a lot.
21:51Huh?
21:54Mom, you know your cooking is the best in the whole world.
21:58Well, of course it is, baby.
22:01I mean, I am your mom after all.
22:11I am your mom after all.
22:21How do you feel?
23:19How do you feel?
23:28How do you feel?
23:51How do you feel?
23:59How do you feel?
24:03How do you feel?
24:05How do you feel?
24:10How do you feel?
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