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00:11STANDARDS
00:12STANDARDS
00:13買うわけなし
00:13買うわけなし
00:16歪にさばいてほら
00:16Knife and forkで
00:18たいらげる
00:21リザナイクラスフルなライト
00:24ライブツーやフォアノーサ
00:25アートは激アップする
00:26舞い巻く
00:28グーウォーグレー
00:28負けろ
00:29パンパランパで御島の
00:31激勇にさえ
00:34立ち向かえ
00:35流れ 宝へ
00:36涼しげ
00:39苦難は日々を飾る花だろう
00:44踊れ一人でも生死の濡れ
00:46巻き上がりは不応にあった
00:47一生体
00:51眩しく心のニューウォー
00:52Oh yeah yeah
00:55触れるな
00:56Hey boy
00:56溢れ出す
00:57重いオマで貫け
00:59スペシャルのプレゼント
01:01行こうぜ
01:02Go!
01:03ありのままで
01:04Wake up!
01:05話しようと
01:06性能を照らす
01:07All right
01:08簡直すれば
01:09Wake up!
01:11弱き者よ
01:12はみ出せず
01:12Hey! 空気なんて読まないよ
01:15Oh!
01:15掘り亀うれ
01:16おまえのスタイルを想像
01:19Oh!
01:20同流行
01:21Hey!
01:22Go!
01:22金にステップ
01:23茨なんろ
01:31ガルフラット
01:32Now
01:39Ah-chan, you okay?
01:42Yeah, I'll be all right.
01:44You know what?
01:45Looks like this may be a lot tougher than I thought.
01:49The gateway to manhood.
01:56Okay, guys.
01:57This is totally different than sneaking into the girls' bathroom.
01:59Yes.
02:00Today's the day we graduate to pornography.
02:03Yeah.
02:04Down the street.
02:06Imagine running into you here, Sakamoto.
02:08It must be a sign from heaven or something.
02:10So are you here to pick up today's homework assignment too?
02:13Or are you checking out your favorite movie?
02:16Sakamoto.
02:17Well, I'm here to rent the summer Chansuke was here.
02:23We have better things to do than dumbass homework.
02:31You want to, like, watch it together?
02:33No.
02:34Please excuse me.
02:41So sorry, Sakamoto.
02:47Aw, come on.
02:48Don't look at me like that.
02:49Perhaps you consider a little trade.
02:52I would like for you to rent a special disc for me.
02:55It's one of the adult persuasion behind the curtain.
02:57Don't worry.
02:58We'll be backing you with this.
02:59We'll use it to guide you every step of the way, okay?
03:02And this is my brother's rental card.
03:04He's an adult, so there's no problem.
03:06So what you're saying is that you want me to rent a movie of ill repute for you?
03:12Uh, yeah.
03:15Well, if you ever want to see Chansuke, that is.
03:21Very well, then.
03:25It'll be a good warm-up for my assignment.
03:30First barrier is the curtain.
03:32Now, you've got to use your smarts here.
03:34Don't let anyone catch you going in.
03:37And don't make a big show of opening the curtain, either.
03:41Just whenever you see it open up, you dive right in.
03:46Roger that.
03:57He's being awfully careful.
03:59He just keeps circling around the shelves.
04:01Yeah, that's the trick.
04:03You've got to time it just right.
04:07Wait, you feel that?
04:08I see what he's doing.
04:11By going around and around the shelves,
04:14he's stirring up a gust of wind in here.
04:16Huh? What's that supposed to do?
04:18Check it out. Here it comes.
04:23Yes! Now's his chance!
04:35He's gone.
04:36Dude, he made it inside.
04:39Hell yeah.
04:41Incredible.
04:41I didn't even see him go inside.
04:44That's Sakamoto, all right.
04:46But the true test is yet to come.
04:49You've got to see it through, man.
04:51All the way to the end.
04:59He's sure taking his time.
05:01Huh?
05:02That curtain hasn't moved an inch.
05:04Maybe he's trapped back there and can't get out.
05:06Huh?
05:07Maybe it's too tight back there
05:08and he can't make an air current like he did before.
05:10Dear God, you think Sakamoto's a prisoner in the land of naked ladies?
05:15Huh?
05:17Whoa!
05:27Oh, man!
05:29It's like a fan dance of dirty movies.
05:32Sakamoto, can you hear me?
05:34I will now be relaying vocal instructions to exactly as I say
05:37and everything will be fine.
05:39Be warned.
05:39Three of our female classmates have already infiltrated this floor, okay?
05:43One is at the Japanese Film Corps,
05:45one at the Foreign Film Section,
05:46and another at the CD case.
05:48You will need to take a hard left at the Sci-Fi Mystery Section,
05:51proceed past the Korean Film Section,
05:53and then head toward the register.
05:54And, dude, do not get caught.
05:57Okay, roger that.
06:17Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
06:19The next turn takes you to the Korean films aisle.
06:32Hey, what are you doing?
06:34You were supposed to go past the Korean section.
06:36No, don't go that way.
06:40Hey, Sakamoto.
06:42He's here.
06:43It's Sakamoto?
06:47Hey, so what did you pick out?
06:48You sure have a lot of movies there.
06:50Sure do.
06:51Can we see what you're getting?
06:53And now,
06:54but never mind that secret technique.
06:57Well, hello, girls.
06:59The weather sure is nice today, isn't it?
07:01Uh, yeah.
07:02The weather is rather nice today.
07:04Hang on.
07:05What were we just talking about a second ago?
07:07Um, it was about the DVDs Sakamoto was about to get.
07:10Look, he doesn't even have any DVDs.
07:12She totally uses enchanting robot dance to confuse them
07:15and change the conversation.
07:16Oh, hey, I just remembered.
07:18I found an album you would totally like, Sakamoto.
07:21Come and see.
07:23Now's your chance.
07:24Go for it.
07:25You can hide by the register.
07:28All right, now listen.
07:30Next up is the final hurdle.
07:32You gotta pretend to be an adult.
07:34This is the most difficult part.
07:35Do not mess this up.
07:37Roger that.
07:44What is he doing over there?
07:46He's writing on his hand?
07:47He's coming up with a plan, man.
07:48Either that or he's starting to freak out on us.
07:51Here we go.
07:52Uh, is that it?
07:54Now we're talking, baby!
07:56There's some new dwee behind the register.
07:57All right, this is totally gonna work.
07:59Go!
08:01Next customer, please.
08:03I'm, uh, sorry for the wait, sir.
08:04I'll take this one.
08:08It's the manager!
08:15This guy's been acting sketchy almost the entire time he's been in the store.
08:20Adult videos, huh?
08:21He's trying to pull one over on us.
08:23Let's see how far he's willing to go.
08:26Valued customer, are you sure these are the videos you intend to rent?
08:31No.
08:34I would like these, too.
08:36What?
08:36What?
08:37He's got the nerve to add even more!
08:40Wait.
08:41It could just be a bluff.
08:43Not a problem.
08:45May I please have your card, sir?
08:51Would you look at that?
08:52It would seem you are 27 years of age.
08:58You look to be so much younger than that.
09:01I mean, I would say you look like you're in college or perhaps even in high school.
09:06Yeah, I get that a lot.
09:07Go figure.
09:08How long can you keep up your poker face, little man?
09:12Let's kick things up a notch, shall we?
09:14So will this be a one-week rental or would you like them for...
09:17Just for the day.
09:21All these for just a day?
09:23That's excessive even for a high school student.
09:26How old is this guy?
09:28I can't tell!
09:35Whoa, that's an expensive watch!
09:42Holy crap!
09:49could you please speed things up i'm due to meet my next client and i don't really have a lot
09:56of
09:56time which is it is he a rich high school student or just a pervy office worker with a young
10:02face
10:07well
10:14listen to me time is money and we thank you for your business sir
10:30mission accomplished huh i never would have thought you were drawing an alex watching
10:35yourself when you were knelt down by the register i guess i picked the right guy didn't i the way
10:40you had to change the plan but still stayed cool you must have done this sort of thing before
10:44huh perhaps hey since you did so well how about we celebrate at my house with a viewing party
10:52you could tell us how it's done boss man goodness is that really the time gotta go
11:00huh hey but that watch isn't even what happened what you running off
11:11don't tell me that sakamoto's never seen one
11:25this is getting heavy like really heavy
11:33i suppose we should get our grades up in health class first
11:47he's not gonna win
11:48he won't get a point
11:58crap he fakes me out
12:10just a single point it's a point nonetheless
12:15who the heck is that guy anyway that sakamoto from class one two he makes me want to change classes
12:27it's almost time for the sports festival
12:29class one two is gonna win this thing for sure
12:31well yeah we've got sakamoto on our team
12:33he's a pretty good guy to have on our side
12:35good you say
12:37you're all just busy bees buzzing around his stamen
12:41what's that
12:42you know that made no sense right
12:43you need to work on your witty comments
12:45my days as the butt of your jokes
12:48are at an end
12:51now look guys the sports fest is here
12:53and it's the perfect opportunity to get yourself popular with the ladies okay
12:58you've got girls from other classes
13:00girls from other grades parental guardians even ladies of wealth
13:03now we can make the girls notice us instead of sakamoto
13:06we do not have to just bow down to him and accept our lonely lot in life
13:10but still when it comes to sports there's not one of us who can get anywhere close to beating
13:15true one person alone won't be enough to defeat him
13:17but if we join together we can knock sakamoto off his big girly pedestal
13:22are you serious
13:25it's a revolution
13:35i'm sorry sakamoto
13:36but there's no way you will ever be able to get this bread loose
13:40prepare to be publicly ridiculed
13:43it's your turn to fall in disgrace
13:46take your positions
13:48and
13:49we've got a quick start
13:51class one two is in the lead
13:56looks like an easy run to the bread challenge
14:00whoa and class one two seems to be having some problems
14:03it looks like he's stuck
14:04he's just hanging like a fish on a hook
14:07while class one two has been struggling
14:08the other class members have approached the bread challenge
14:21i've seen this before
14:23huh
14:24i remember this tactic from many months ago
14:27i was a younger man
14:29it was the day i went on a cruise in the forests of the amazon
14:44crocodile having secured its prey
14:46use the violent thrashing spin maneuver to break it down
14:49the death roll
14:53finally the member from class one two has broken free
14:56will this be a straight shot to the finish line
15:13what's this the contestant from class one two has stopped and is splitting his bread and sharing it
15:18excuse me sir what is the name of that kind student
15:21i must adopt him or have him marry my daughter
15:24pull yourself together woman
15:26i think i need another towel
15:34next up we will have group exercises from the sophomores
15:37get back
15:38if you don't get back
15:40i'm gonna pop a cap
15:42dude look at all the girls cheering for class two
15:45wow there are even some juniors and seniors out here
15:49well that's just fine
15:50listen up guys sakamoto is going to be on top of the next formation
15:54in other words
15:56it's our chance for a public execution
15:58let's make this work
16:00yeah
16:17he's in place
16:18hey you guys ready
16:20say don't you think that tower's looking kind of wobbly
16:29hang in there hang in there
16:31just hold on till sakamoto gets thrown down
16:39how cool
16:41the leaning tower of pizza
16:42he's like the one man watcher of the freaking world
16:51look at that
16:52now all the girls like him even more
16:56the only ones he's left for us are the senior citizens
16:59and a couple of dudes
17:09well there you have it
17:10yes the revolution just isn't possible
17:13wait commoners it's too soon to throw in the towel gentlemen
17:16the mixed men's and women's relay is up next
17:19and i'm making our last stand
17:21but sara
17:28oh man
17:29i wish i was getting the baton from sakamoto
17:31i bet so
17:32now make sure you don't get in his way and ruin everything
17:35yes yes i know
17:38yagi
17:40don't you worry
17:41the anchor's got your back
17:43okay
17:46that's right
17:47it's too soon to give up
17:48and i'll be the one who waves the victory flag
17:55class one three is in the lead
17:56followed closely by class one two
18:02no no
18:03bad news folks
18:04it looks like someone from class one two got his shoelaces tangled
18:09hey sakamoto
18:10your shoelaces are untied buddy
18:12won't you allow me to tie them for you
18:15okay
18:16nice and tight
18:21i've seen this before
18:22i remember this
18:23it's just like the time i was on a safari tour in africa
18:26the gazelle was out on the plains
18:28innocently feeding when alone vicious monstrous
18:31yes sir i think we've got this one
18:33absolutely it was a cheetah
18:36run cheetah
18:37run
18:40you've got to be freaking kidding
18:42incredible
18:43a member of class one two is moving up to the rest of the field
18:45he's closing the gap using an unusual running style
18:48and now he's taking the lead
18:54just calm down
18:55calm down
18:56this is no different from a normal baton pass
18:58just be sure to watch closely
19:05oh no sakamoto's spit made the baton slippery
19:11what a klutz
19:13and after sakamoto made up all that ground
19:15he was even able to take the lead
19:17i guess she couldn't handle having sakamoto's baton in her hand
19:21honestly
19:22what a disgraceful little skank
19:29oh man
19:30now she's so far behind
19:31it'll be impossible to catch up
19:33i guess that about does it for the revolution
19:36crap
19:47sarah huh
19:50this will be yagi's memory of this competition
19:56it's up to you
20:00okay
20:01i'll see what i can do
20:02it's time for this commoner to save the day
20:05i'll see you
20:32i'll see you
20:33i'll see you
20:37And now, after, um, that, we will have the new daybreak.
20:41I'm sorry about earlier. I really messed up the relay.
20:45Huh?
20:45Nah, don't worry about it, Yagi. We know you tried your hardest. You did just fine.
20:52But I can't get that Sarah guy out of my mind.
20:55He was, like, jiggling all over the place. I thought I was gonna throw up.
21:11Hmm? Sakamoto? Is it your turn?
21:15Look, if you're here to make fun of me, I've already heard plenty.
21:18I'm sure you have. But if you'll allow me one remark, heroes can come in all shapes and sizes, my
21:24friend.
21:27Ah, hello, Mr. Birdie. So this is your new home.
21:30I gotta go. I'll see you around.
21:33Uh, hey!
21:35Uh.
21:45Um.
21:47Um, I just came here to wash my hands, that's all.
21:50Oh, great.
21:53You know what, Sarah?
21:58You're not as big a jerk as I thought.
22:00Mm-hmm.
22:02Oh, what?
22:16Oh, I just came here, too.
23:09変わっちゃって結局が眩しく思い出す今の出来事
23:24昨日と今日の現実を遠く消えゆく瞬間を逃さずに確かに引き止めて
23:28霞がかったような夢
23:33これ以上離さずに
23:36こぼれこぼれ落ちる今だから
23:45変わっちゃう
23:46変わっちゃう
23:46変わっちゃう
23:48so bored so who is this sakamoto fellow what class is he in what will i do you ask
23:56maybe at the cultural festival we'll play a little game
24:01let's have a little fun on the next haven't you heard i'm sakamoto
24:06the cultural festival is gloomy i suppose
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