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Dave & Chuck the Freak are back for another episode of their weekly UNCUT podcast!
Join us as we talk about a man who went to the hospital after injecting himself with his own semen, a guy who looks really bad after getting ab surgery, an Indian doctor showing off his patient's penile implant, Indian medical exams for the military involve ball touching, a man in prison freaks out after waking up from dream realizing he was still in prison, glory hole hot dogs, and more!
Join us as we talk about a man who went to the hospital after injecting himself with his own semen, a guy who looks really bad after getting ab surgery, an Indian doctor showing off his patient's penile implant, Indian medical exams for the military involve ball touching, a man in prison freaks out after waking up from dream realizing he was still in prison, glory hole hot dogs, and more!
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00:13Dave and Chuck the Freak, Uncut.
00:25All right, Dave and Chuck the Freak back here with you for another edition of Uncut.
00:30Where we get to talk and say exactly what we feel without any restrictions.
00:36That's true.
00:37Including about our company.
00:39We seem to do that.
00:41Oh, it happens.
00:42We seem to have a game of event.
00:44Well, we've already figured out that they're not listening to this, so it doesn't matter.
00:47Yeah, it doesn't matter.
00:48That's true.
00:48We can say whatever we want.
00:49Coming to you soon from an old pizza hut, it's Dave and Chuck the Freak.
00:53It's entirely possible.
00:55Can't wait.
00:56Yep.
00:57Yep.
00:58Ah, goodness.
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01:01Got a smoking hot deal on it.
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01:15We're going to start with the medical files today.
01:18Medical files.
01:20Dave and Chuck the Freak's medical files.
01:23I don't know.
01:24I don't know.
01:24Who cares?
01:25I don't give a shit.
01:26I don't care.
01:27I'm not going to bother making anything for that.
01:29No.
01:29Don't fucking care.
01:31Just another great segment on Dave and Chuck the Freak.
01:35Uncut.
01:35What do we got?
01:36What is this?
01:36What's it all about?
01:38Now, normally you might see Chuck with a little semen on himself.
01:42Yes.
01:42A couple times.
01:43That can happen.
01:44But this guy, he was doing something different.
01:46A dude has been hospitalized after injecting semen into his arm to relieve pain.
01:55Wait a second.
01:56This does this?
01:56My foot is killing me right now.
01:58That doesn't look good, Dave.
02:00Are you going to be a cum pusher?
02:02Yeah.
02:03Maybe.
02:03I'm a cum squirter.
02:05Well, he's making enough of it.
02:07Yeah, that's...
02:07Well, not as much as you'd want these days.
02:10Oh, no.
02:10Not as much as you'd want.
02:12Balls off quick.
02:14An unidentified 33-year-old man landed himself in the hospital after spending months trying
02:19to alleviate pain in his lower back through an unorthodox, disgusting fucking treatment.
02:24I have a sore back, so I shoot cum in my arm?
02:28Yes, Chuck.
02:29Yes.
02:30In my arm?
02:31While being examined by an actual doctor.
02:35Visible swelling you can see here.
02:37Yeah, that looks bad, guys.
02:39It was spotted on his lower right arm.
02:42When asked about it, the man admitted that he had been injecting semen into his arm as
02:49a do-it-yourself pain relief.
02:51That's a hell of a thing to admit.
02:52That's what I was going to say.
02:53What a crazy thing to admit.
02:54I mean...
02:55Where did he get this crazy-ass idea?
02:58I thought you were going to say, where did he get the semen?
03:00From his dick?
03:00Well, no, I understand where he got that.
03:02Well, yeah, where did he come up with it?
03:03But, like, who told him, like, why?
03:04Oh, you never tried it?
03:05You never try injecting your sperm in your arm?
03:09Oh, it'll fix you up.
03:11I love that, though.
03:12Like, what the fuck were you doing?
03:13I was injecting semen into myself.
03:15I have a back problem.
03:18Maybe he thought it was, like, stem cell or something.
03:21I don't know.
03:22I don't...
03:22I think you need to do a little bit more to it.
03:24Well, sure.
03:25Well, yeah, but he's an idiot.
03:26Yeah, that's true.
03:27But even still, I think if I had lower back pain and I wanted to jam myself full of semen...
03:34You'd put it in your lower back.
03:35I'm going in my back, you know?
03:37Well, he admitted he'd been doing it for a year and a half now.
03:40Well, you can tell because his arm is going to fall off or whatever.
03:44I don't know why it's that swollen, but...
03:46He was doing it with his own jism.
03:48Yeah.
03:49He was admitted to the hospital and treated for a bacterial infection that he developed as a result of his
03:56jizz arms.
03:57Oh, man.
03:58Imagine I came in here all swole.
04:00Like, what are you doing?
04:01You're like, oh, I'm working out a little bit.
04:03Working out?
04:04Well, not really.
04:05Not really.
04:06I'm injecting semen in my muscles.
04:08Oh, my God.
04:08Oh, okay.
04:09You're just full of cum?
04:10Of course you are.
04:10I'm loaded up.
04:13It's cum, the freak.
04:14Yeah, squishy muscles, man.
04:16Oh, yeah.
04:17Crazy.
04:18And cum, the freak.
04:19Because that's what that is, right?
04:20Yes.
04:21It doesn't go anywhere.
04:22Well, I think your body would absorb it, but it's not...
04:27Obviously, it's all infected.
04:30It's every...
04:30Who knows what's going on under the skin?
04:33You wouldn't just be loaded up full of cum.
04:36No.
04:36Your body would do something to it.
04:38Yeah, it would reject it.
04:38You couldn't just, like, squeeze a bunch of jizz out of your arm.
04:42I mean, try it, but...
04:44Oh, my God.
04:45I just had a terrible vision of, like, a pimple popping, but it's not possible.
04:49Oh, my God.
04:50Oh, my God.
04:50Oh, dear God.
04:50But then it gets you, too.
04:52It also gets you in the face a bit.
04:54It gets you too long at, like, coaguling.
04:57Oh, God.
04:58Let's not talk about the effects of cum.
05:00Oh, my God.
05:01He's always revealing stuff about his cum.
05:03He really is.
05:04He can't be the only one.
05:05He's lost a lot of volume.
05:07Yeah.
05:07We now know what happens if you leave it for a while.
05:09Well, it's so sad.
05:11I know.
05:11Okay.
05:12Back to the medical files for this one here.
05:14Chuck, you don't need to spend years grinding at the gym eating chicken and rice.
05:19I'm not going to.
05:20You can just head to the doctor's office to get your six-pack.
05:23How?
05:24Ryan passed this along.
05:26I actually saw this online yesterday, too.
05:29Oh, my God.
05:30No.
05:31What happened?
05:33Lisa was like, whoa, shit.
05:35Oh, shit.
05:37Well, honestly, though, what the shit is happening there?
05:41He got ab implants.
05:44Ryan, are you looking this up for yourself, or how did you stumble across this?
05:47This is just part of my algorithm, baby.
05:49What the hell is that?
05:51No.
05:51Half naked men with fake abs.
05:53Wait until he flexes.
05:55Okay.
05:55Yeah.
05:55So this.
05:56No.
05:56This is a video.
05:57Just after surgery, and the doctor makes him flex and show you his six-pack.
06:02You ready?
06:02Okay.
06:03Yeah.
06:04And flex.
06:06And relax.
06:07Oh, no.
06:08And flex.
06:10And relax.
06:12It looks like fat burgers underneath his-
06:16Yeah, it's like a, I don't know, like a big egg carton or something they put underneath
06:21his skin.
06:21Maybe they did.
06:22Maybe they used egg cartons.
06:23I don't know what they-
06:24It's like-
06:26Get a deal on it.
06:27It's like a tofu square that they've just, like, carved into a shape.
06:33Six Hawaiian rolls.
06:35Oh, I like those, actually.
06:37Oh, yeah.
06:37Those are delicious.
06:38This doesn't look delicious.
06:39No.
06:39Why is he-
06:41He looks disgusting.
06:43He's got all that shit everywhere.
06:44What is going on with that?
06:45It's fucking nasty, and he's all bleeding.
06:47And what's wrong with his nipples?
06:48His nipples are-
06:49What happened to his nipples?
06:51Why are they all like that?
06:52I think everything on him has been-
06:55Tweaked?
06:56Yeah, fucked with in some way.
06:58Like, his arm over there is fucked up.
07:01You know?
07:02Right.
07:02He's got to have something in his pecs, too.
07:04Yeah, I think he's got something in his-
07:05Oh, so he got pec implants, man?
07:07Yeah, probably, because look.
07:08Under his tits.
07:08Yeah, look, there's maybe some incisions under there.
07:11Yeah, that's what they did.
07:12That's why they look-
07:13So they gave him pec implants.
07:14Oh, my God.
07:14The abs are horrible.
07:15Oh, that's the worst thing I've ever seen.
07:17That's crazy.
07:18It's the worst thing I've ever seen.
07:20What a freak show.
07:21And relax.
07:22Because of the beach, relax.
07:24Oh, God.
07:25I just don't.
07:27No one's buying this.
07:29He was probably fine.
07:32If you just, like, left it alone.
07:35I wonder how much he paid for that.
07:36Oh, it had to be thousands and thousands.
07:38Thousands of thousands, right?
07:40How much would that be?
07:41Let's look it up.
07:42Who is that doctor, though?
07:44Like, you're also, like, a kook, right?
07:46Yeah, you're a horrible doctor.
07:46Like, you're just awful.
07:49You're a total piece of shit.
07:53Because you should say no to someone when they're saying that shit.
07:56Like, you should have to be, like, listen.
07:58No, because that's how they make their money.
07:59I know, but they're assholes.
08:01Oh, that's not how it looks, by the way.
08:03No, no.
08:04Ranges from 7,000 to 9,000.
08:07Yeah, because here's an actual professional bodybuilder.
08:10And, like, look at what abs look like in real life.
08:13You know, they don't, they're not perfectly symmetrical.
08:16They don't look like two, like, hamburger patties stacked next to each other.
08:23These are silicone six-pack abs.
08:29Okay, so he's giving himself something, and it's...
08:33One, yeah, right here.
08:34Yeah, right here.
08:36So here we are, five months out.
08:37Take a big breath in, and out.
08:40And cough three times.
08:41So this guy's skinny.
08:42He's all cock and ribs.
08:43Yeah, he is.
08:44So it looks a bit better on him, right?
08:46But it still looks fake.
08:47It still looks weird.
08:48Yeah.
08:49It's not...
08:50It's not...
08:50He doesn't have any supporting muscles.
08:53These doctors are always so...
08:55Go ahead and twist for me.
08:57Twist.
08:57What?
08:58Into their patients.
08:59I know.
09:00It's there.
09:00It's there.
09:01Give me, let me grab you by the cock and move you around.
09:06Well, that's coming up next.
09:07But act like natural muscle gel.
09:09Muscle gel implants.
09:11Relax.
09:12Totally move naturally.
09:14Muscle gel implants.
09:15Silicone implants.
09:16No, I disagree.
09:16They don't move naturally.
09:18I disagree.
09:20Guys, don't get this done.
09:21No, but seriously, Lisa.
09:22Yeah.
09:22Be honest.
09:23Yeah.
09:24The two...
09:24There's two bodies right there.
09:25Same guy.
09:26He's fine on the left.
09:28Yeah, he's fine.
09:28He's fine.
09:29What the fuck are you doing, dude?
09:31I don't mind that, you know?
09:32Like, you're okay, man.
09:33Yeah, he was totally fine before he went in, but it's, you know...
09:36That's just it.
09:37I guess we see too much.
09:39We have body dysmorphia.
09:40Yeah, we're not good enough.
09:40We think he's probably tried to get abs for years and can't develop them, right?
09:45So this was his way of getting out.
09:46I'd be wearing those exact pants if I had that stomach right now.
09:51That's what I'd be in.
09:52Chuck, is that a paper thong you're wearing?
09:54Yeah, it is a paper thong.
09:55I think maybe we'd like a little more on you.
09:57No, that's all I get.
09:59Look at how in shape I am.
10:00I know you are, man.
10:01That's great.
10:01Good for you, buddy.
10:02Thank you, Dave.
10:02You can put on a little more clothes from the waist down.
10:05Check the back side.
10:07Oh, my God, ass.
10:08All ass.
10:10It's a thong.
10:11Paper floss.
10:12Paper ass floss.
10:13Jesus, fuck.
10:14I'm telling you, dude.
10:16That is not what you want to see.
10:17No, I don't.
10:17Chuck in a paper thong is not something I ever need to see.
10:20You don't.
10:21Few have.
10:22I've seen him nude, so I guess it doesn't matter, but still, I don't want to see it.
10:25Okay, I told you there's more.
10:28From the medical files come amazing Indian dick implants.
10:33Oh, stop.
10:35This is the grabbing of the Indian ones.
10:38Well, I don't know, but an Indian doctor did this.
10:40I don't know if they do this here.
10:42Maybe they do penile implant surgery.
10:46Oh, God.
10:47Oh, we're going to see it?
10:47Oh, God.
10:48You're going to see it.
10:49You're going to see it in action.
10:50In action?
10:52Well, they show you.
10:53Oh.
10:54Slicing and Dyson?
10:55No, just...
10:56Jesus Christ, let me play the fucking thing.
10:59It's a dick-heavy show.
11:01It is.
11:01It always is, Lisa.
11:02I know.
11:02And there's more to come.
11:03Okay.
11:04No fucking pun intended.
11:06There's more to come.
11:08How mad can I get David in this thing?
11:10Oh, my God.
11:11We're at our wits end already.
11:13Lisa, be aware you're going to see a rigid Indian dick.
11:16Okay.
11:17Thanks for the warning.
11:18You are welcome.
11:21All right.
11:21But this guy is showing you how their penile implants are.
11:27Take your cock out.
11:28Here we go.
11:29So today is the first day back from the rigid and malleable penile implant.
11:32What?
11:32It was a really...
11:33It's the first day back with his rigid malleable penile implant.
11:36Okay.
11:37Wonderful research we are able to achieve.
11:38You can see by yourself.
11:39We had used a tall size implant and the implant is still the midlands and a very good girth.
11:42We are able to achieve for it.
11:43Very good girth.
11:44Okay.
11:45So this is the end result.
11:46So you can see the implant is placed till the midlands and you can see the stitches out.
11:50It's like a fucking steel rod.
11:52No, listen.
11:53Is it just always hard?
11:56No.
11:56You can make it.
11:57You can...
11:58You can't live life like that.
12:00Oh, wait.
12:01So this is like a...
12:02Implant.
12:03It is an implant.
12:04Implant.
12:04Like a cock ready.
12:06Like hit the button.
12:07It goes up.
12:07And it is along the crease.
12:08So what is the advantage of it?
12:10Poor assistant.
12:11The scar formation will be very major.
12:12Oh, my God.
12:12Like might be after three to four months even when we search for the scar.
12:15I mean, how do I feel on the table, Lise?
12:17So this gives a very good positive result.
12:19Not great.
12:19You've got a big belly.
12:22He really pinches my head quite a bit.
12:27What's the sensitivity like after you've had a dick implant?
12:30I think it's the same.
12:31It is, yeah?
12:32Yeah, I think it's the same.
12:33He's touching me up.
12:34He is.
12:35He is.
12:36Because they're just like basically replacing the blood chambers with like a fluid.
12:42Some kind of hydraulic.
12:44Super boner.
12:45Yeah, it is.
12:45I wish I had a super one.
12:47Can he move it at all?
12:48No.
12:48No, I think you just.
12:50I think that thing is.
12:51Once it's up, you can just like knock it around.
12:53Oh, you saw that.
12:54That's what he was doing to it.
12:55Look.
12:56The crease.
12:56Because there's a box, man.
12:57He should have smacked it, right?
12:59The scar formation would be very minimal.
13:00You say cock formation?
13:02So this is the end result.
13:03So you can see the implant is placed till the implants, and you can see the stitches,
13:07how it is done.
13:08So this is a dissolving.
13:09Yeah, because it's like.
13:10Oh, you saw that.
13:10It touches it.
13:11It's like.
13:11Bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling.
13:13It's like an Eiffel Tower.
13:15You don't want that?
13:15No, I like having some control over it.
13:18It's like a dead.
13:19It's like a.
13:20Like this move?
13:21You like the bounce?
13:22You like doing the bounce, huh?
13:23If you touch the tip, you'll probably get some bounce back.
13:26Yeah.
13:27Yeah.
13:27This guy who probably couldn't get anything?
13:30That's amazing.
13:30No, I understand.
13:32I do understand.
13:33But I mean.
13:34Who doesn't want a rock hard dick?
13:35Well, I do.
13:37It would be nice.
13:38You got a phone number there.
13:39You can call him.
13:40There you go.
13:41You can WhatsApp him.
13:42You want to WhatsApp him?
13:43I'm a drink.
13:44I don't.
13:45I don't think.
13:46I don't think you should just.
13:47What's happening?
13:48I've been WhatsApp.
13:49I've been WhatsApp.
13:50I've been WhatsApp.
13:50Hello.
13:51This is Dr. Mujibar.
13:52I've been WhatsAppping an Indian guy about my cock.
13:57How's it going?
13:57I send this Indian guy pictures of my cock all day.
14:00Oh, no.
14:01Oh, my goodness.
14:01Don't do that.
14:02No.
14:03He says he's going to implant.
14:04Are you sure?
14:05No, I don't trust that.
14:06It was a random thing.
14:07No.
14:08Don't send cock pics to a random Indian man.
14:10Oh, that's not good.
14:11I've been doing it the whole time.
14:13You wouldn't believe the stuff he has me doing with it.
14:15It's probably much cheaper to get it done there.
14:18Oh, sure.
14:18Oh, my God.
14:19Yeah.
14:20Good luck.
14:21Because who knows?
14:22I mean, I don't know what happens to this guy's dick six months from now.
14:26You know?
14:26Oh, you don't have to blast through or anything.
14:28Oh, my God.
14:29Burst.
14:29I'm going bigger.
14:31No, you can't go bigger.
14:32You can't.
14:32You get the same dick.
14:34No, you got to pack it up.
14:35You can't.
14:35No, you can't.
14:37That's fucked.
14:38You can.
14:39You get the dick you have.
14:40You just can make it hard again.
14:42I mean, how?
14:43You could stretch mine out a bit, but then it's going to be like a tiny little...
14:46Look at all the scrotal skin he's got on that sack of nuts.
14:48Oh, so you...
14:49You can do something.
14:50Jesus.
14:51Hook me up.
14:52You can do something.
14:53You can't.
14:54You got four inches.
14:55Yeah, I know a bigger head.
14:56You got rock hard four inches.
14:58But it's still just four.
14:59I've been wrong with that.
15:01There's nothing wrong with that.
15:01Right, but give me something.
15:03I know.
15:04Are your guys' penises this much darker than the rest of your skin?
15:08Yes.
15:09Your guys' is.
15:11I mean...
15:12Yeah, he's looking at the tone, the difference.
15:14No, he's just like looking at his leg.
15:15Look at how much darker his dick is than his leg.
15:17Yeah, it is.
15:19No?
15:20No.
15:20He has got a dark, dark...
15:23Yeah, I don't know.
15:24I'm a little darker.
15:25I don't know.
15:25Can I look a little darker?
15:27Just don't look at your cock right now.
15:29Lisa, avert your eyes from Dave's...
15:31I was just making sure.
15:32It's pretty much all the slack of the cock right now.
15:35You're not allowed to check out your cock on the show.
15:37What just happened?
15:38It's uncut, but you don't have to do all that.
15:41What are you doing over there?
15:42It looks like...
15:43I'm pretty familiar, but you made me double guess.
15:45But that's a big difference.
15:47Look at the tone of that.
15:48That's a good catch, Ryan.
15:50What is that all?
15:50Yeah, I guess I'm saying.
15:51I don't know.
15:52Fuck the hell.
15:52Weird looking.
15:53Yeah.
15:54Ryan's always checking out guys' dick.
15:56Even the tip.
15:57I know.
15:58I think the tip's dead.
16:00No, no.
16:01I mean, it's probably been hard for a while there, right?
16:03Well, I don't know.
16:04I mean, I guess...
16:05Is it possible there is like a purplish hue?
16:11I haven't seen enough Indian dicks.
16:13Yeah, I haven't either.
16:14Yeah.
16:15I haven't either.
16:16Doesn't come up a lot.
16:17Oh, that's good.
16:18Well, their porn, it has to be, I'm assuming, like their movies, a lot of dancing.
16:24I've never actually watched Indian porn, believe it or not.
16:27Yeah, it's not in my wheelhouse, really, but...
16:30Okay, this apparently is the Indian dick edition of Dave and Chuck the Freaks Uncut, because
16:36one more, this Ryan found more Indian dicks.
16:39Oh, Ryan is responsible for that.
16:41Indian dick expert.
16:44Indian dick expert.
16:46Oh, my God.
16:46Ryan.
16:47Yeah.
16:48He loves golf and Indian dick.
16:50Yes, he does.
16:51He can find.
16:51You need to know Ryan.
16:53So, in India, medical exams are a mandatory part of military recruitment, like they are
16:58here, but this is different.
17:01Okay.
17:01Every Indian recruit gets his dick felt up.
17:04No.
17:05Oh, come on.
17:05What are they really doing here?
17:08What are they really...
17:09Oh, you got a nice second of that's on you.
17:11Oh, that's weird.
17:14I like it.
17:15Is it like a hernia?
17:15Oh, that last one was not just a...
17:20Oh, that's wild right there.
17:23I don't know.
17:26What are they doing?
17:27They're really giving them the once over.
17:29Did you say they just check in for like any lumps or bumps?
17:31I don't think so.
17:32But they do it with the underwear on just so because they don't want to see?
17:35I don't know.
17:36They're probably not allowed to look at it.
17:37Ryan, you spent some time with this.
17:39What's your take on it?
17:40I just think they like touching dicks.
17:43That's what it seems like.
17:45Oh, no.
17:45This is not good.
17:46This guy's out.
17:47He's gone.
17:48Oh, my God.
17:49Oh, look.
17:50He got...
17:51Listen.
17:51That guy got his fingers so close to me.
17:54This guy's super nervous.
17:55He is.
17:56And you would be too.
17:56That's exactly how I feel right there.
17:58You would be too.
17:58Tense up.
17:59Oh, no.
18:02You got that big giant dick off?
18:04Does he say hydrocele?
18:07Did he say that?
18:07Listen.
18:15Oh, he's got a hydrocele inside his dick.
18:19Did he do an operation or did he say that?
18:22Did he do an operation?
18:22Oh, yeah.
18:23He's filling up.
18:25How did he do?
18:26Oh, dude.
18:27Stop.
18:28Squeeze the balls, dude.
18:29How did he do?
18:30Oh, yeah.
18:30Years, years, years, years.
18:32Years, years, years.
18:33Did he do an operation?
18:34You're going to get your cock right in.
18:37Okay, I'm going to tell you.
18:38Okay, I'm going to tell you.
18:39Oh, yeah.
18:40He's fucked.
18:40So he's out?
18:41So he can't be a part of the military?
18:42No, I think he went right to being a SEAL.
18:48They're like, he's perfect for underwater.
18:50Rise up the ranks?
18:51Oh, my God.
18:52Well, don't they do that here?
18:53Not that, but with the butts or something?
18:55We do check everyone's ass out here.
18:57We do.
18:58That's right.
18:58We had a guy call in about his experience, right?
19:01Yeah.
19:01It was hemorrhoids, right?
19:03It was hemorrhoids.
19:04If you have hemorrhoids, you couldn't.
19:05Yeah, they do that whole check.
19:07Check your butt.
19:08And you know what?
19:09I bet they do do the cough and stuff.
19:12They're grabbing your balls and everything.
19:13These guys just really seem to linger.
19:15Too much.
19:16I literally, as he was done, so he was like squeezing it, and then when he was done, he
19:22then slowly caressed on his way off of the penis, caressed the balls with his fingers, and
19:32it was quite off-putting.
19:34So I know it's not just all about medicine here.
19:37No.
19:38But it is in Ryan's algorithm.
19:40Yes, it is.
19:41Yes, sir.
19:43He likes to watch himself a good medical exam.
19:46Oh, that is wild, man.
19:49Bad underwear over there, too.
19:50Well, sure.
19:51Every soldier goes through it, though, in India.
19:54Yeah, they do.
19:55Something in the near future.
19:55Yeah, they do.
19:56Well, this is a horrible, horrible video that someone passed along.
20:00I mean, it's horrible and funny.
20:02So you're in prison.
20:04Mm-hmm.
20:05But remember that dream that I had that Chuck left us to go to another show?
20:09It was so real, it affected me for a while.
20:12Yeah.
20:13That's this guy.
20:14He's in prison.
20:15And he had such a vivid dream that he'd been released from prison.
20:20No.
20:21That when he woke up in prison.
20:24And realized he was still there.
20:26That's horrible.
20:27It was devastating to him.
20:29Oh, did he cry?
20:30No.
20:30Oh, here's how it plays out.
20:38Oh.
20:49That's a bad guy to be in prison with.
20:57That's a bad guy to be in prison with.
21:08Look at the guy at the bottom like god damn it
21:13Oh
21:17Dumbass motherfucker
21:19Shut your fucking mouth
21:21Stop your screaming
21:26Oh my god
21:28Wow
21:30That's wild
21:31That's worse than that guy crying
21:33Yeah
21:34Oh the intervention guy
21:37It does sound like it
21:38So yeah he had been dreaming
21:40A vivid incredible dream
21:42That he's finally released from prison
21:44He's out he's loving life and then he woke up
21:46And it was devastating for him
21:50It's like a bird
21:52Hey man shut the fuck up man
22:02Chuck you have to come to work
22:03Chuck
22:07Come on you have to
22:08It's another Dave and Chuck the Freak show
22:12Hey shut the fuck up man
22:14Hey shut the fuck up Chuck
22:16Mother fuck up
22:18You fucking mind we gotta fucking be here too
22:21You cock licking asshole
22:23Don't do nothing to him man
22:24Don't do nothing to him
22:25I'm not coming in
22:25I'm not coming in
22:27Someone fucking shake him
22:29Diarrhea
22:30Diarrhea
22:31Diarrhea
22:32He said diarrhea again
22:33Fuck off
22:35Dave's wanted to tell me to fuck off for so long
22:38He let it out
22:40It was like
22:42Let me have it
22:43Oh yeah
22:44Fucking late again
22:45You fucking asshole
22:46Holy shit
22:48Let me have it
22:48How many times the ramp has been closed for weeks
22:51I'm never gonna not be late
22:54Oh
22:55That was good
22:56You feel better
22:58This was a good idea
23:00Jason was fucking late too again
23:02Oh no
23:03Let it out
23:04Fuck off assholes
23:05I was like giving him five minutes just to tell us what he really thinks
23:08Yeah exactly
23:09Hey Dave how do you feel about him almost falling asleep during this show
23:12No fucking asshole
23:13I can't stay awake from the show
23:15Fucking job
23:17I'm getting paid to do it
23:20Dave just goes off
23:22That's not even close to the tip of the iceberg
23:25It's probably not a bad idea
23:27Like let Dave rant
23:29I feel so much better
23:29I know
23:30You tell people to fuck off every week
23:32Yeah
23:33I mean I do in my habit
23:34Saying it out loud
23:35Don't tell me to fuck off though please
23:37No but it can't
23:38It's at the end
23:39At the end of the show
23:41Like maybe every single time
23:42You just tell
23:43You get all your fuck offs
23:44Yeah
23:45Out of your system
23:46And that's gonna do it
23:47Fuck you Chuck
23:47Fuck you Jason
23:49Fuck you Ryan L
23:51Goodbye everybody
23:52You saw a glimpse of it
23:57He doesn't include everybody
23:58Give me a little bit of time
24:00You guys were fine
24:01It was just these two assholes
24:02When I wouldn't let him play that video
24:04He was like let me play the fucking video
24:06That's what you want to say to me on the real show
24:09So I love that you can say it
24:11Yeah
24:11I give it to you in a look
24:12Yeah it all says it all
24:14It makes me feel really good
24:16What are you on your phone doing?
24:17Just being busy
24:18Trying to get a rise out of you
24:20You're an asshole
24:22You are an asshole
24:23Yep
24:24It works every time
24:26Okay back to Ryan for a second
24:27Another one of the things that
24:28Weird fucking shit
24:31He's been looking at
24:32Yeah
24:33Glory hole dog
24:34Did we talk about this?
24:35Glory hole what?
24:37Dogs
24:37Dogs
24:37Wait a second
24:38It's a guy who does hot dog reviews
24:41Through a glory hole
24:42Oh yeah
24:43Oh my god
24:44Oh god
24:45I think
24:45Dude that sounds familiar
24:47We watched this
24:47We watched it
24:48I believe we watched it
24:51But I don't know
24:52Let me see it again
24:53It's this guy
24:54Yeah it's this guy
24:55Oh I can't
24:56It's the most disgusting thing
24:58I've seen
24:58We watched it
24:58People feed him hot dogs
25:01Through a glory hole
25:01And he has to taste
25:02How good they are or not
25:04Let's see
25:04Did you see this?
25:06Ugh
25:06Oh man
25:07You saw this Jason right?
25:09Yeah
25:09Yeah
25:09Terrible
25:10Awful
25:13Of all the shit
25:14We fucking played on the show
25:16No it's one of the worst things
25:17Seeing a guy eat a hot dog
25:18You just seen Indian dicks fondle
25:20They were like
25:21Oh look at that
25:21That's fine
25:22Whatever
25:23Chewing on a hot dog
25:23Look at all that shit
25:24On that fucking hot dog
25:25That's a fucking disgusting
25:27Just watching this guy eat it
25:29And he's like
25:31Okay
25:34I can't
25:35And they've got the tunes
25:36The glory hole tunes on
25:38I'd rather see that doctor
25:39Squeeze that guy's dick
25:41I'd rather someone
25:43Start eating his dick
25:44Just the noises too
25:48I don't know what they call this
25:50On the outside
25:51But
25:51Why does he gotta sound like
25:53The Joker
25:54Because
25:54I don't know
25:55That's his shtick
25:56But he does
25:57He does
25:58Hot dog reviews
25:59And Ryan
25:59You've been obsessed with this
26:00Yeah
26:01Keep watching it
26:02They're hilarious
26:02Well
26:03I think it's funnier than hell
26:06Anything that really got your fancy
26:08Like ooh
26:09I gotta try that wiener
26:10No
26:11Not at all
26:11I'm not into the hot dogs
26:13But I just think it's hilarious
26:14The sounds he makes
26:15Oh my god
26:16I hate it
26:16I hate it
26:17I do not like
26:18Well there's a Shake Shack one on here Lisa
26:21There's a crispy onion cheese dog
26:23She's not a pretty one
26:23Oh god
26:24I'd definitely take her to the ball
26:27Stop it
26:28Crispy onion cheese dog
26:30Oh no that doesn't look good
26:31That doesn't look good
26:32I'll stick with the burgers
26:33Yep
26:34What's the smell?
26:37Oh it is hot pudding
26:39Who is feeding him?
26:40Which one of your buddies
26:41Has to feed you these cock shaped dogs?
26:47I don't like it
26:48Oh no
26:49When he asks for more
26:50It's no good
26:50Is Ryan the only one that likes it on the show?
26:53Yeah I think so
26:53Yeah we're figuring Ryan
26:54Thank you Ryan
26:56Loves his man
26:56Ryan's fucked up in his own way
26:58Yeah
27:00You want us to feed you wieners?
27:03Oh no
27:04Ryan's glory hole
27:05I need content
27:06I got a dome
27:07There we go
27:08We need it
27:08Digital first
27:09Digital first
27:10Digital first
27:12Sales first
27:12Boom
27:13There will be a penis in one of those
27:14Yeah
27:16They won't be able to sell it
27:17They won't be able to sell it
27:19No we can't
27:21We're just gonna sell glory hole reviews
27:23I don't know
27:23You never know
27:24Our next like teams meeting
27:26We can have the hot dog
27:27Glory hole dogs
27:28Or whatever
27:29Behind us for the picture
27:30And so
27:31You know like
27:32Yeah we got something big coming up
27:33We're looking to sell glory hole dogs
27:36I'm
27:36I'm
27:36I'm getting it ready right now
27:38Chuck show them how it works
27:39Chuck get behind there
27:40Okay
27:40So Ryan's behind this
27:43Door here
27:44That's an incredible idea
27:46Ryan's behind this
27:47We're really thinking
27:49Digital first
27:49We're excited to do this one here
27:50So what I do is
27:52So Ryan open your mouth
27:53Show us
27:54I'm gonna shovel this dog
27:55Right down his throat
27:56Yes
27:57Oh god
27:59Oh no
27:59Yeah that's
28:01That's the sound
28:01Oh it's a little spicy
28:03Oh god
28:04It's a little spicy
28:05Is that mayonnaise?
28:06Oh
28:06That's not mayonnaise
28:07I really loaded it up
28:09Oh god
28:10Mayo dog
28:10Oh wow
28:12Can I tell you
28:13I cannot stand
28:15Any man
28:16ASMR stuff
28:18That I ever
28:19And then
28:20With the eating
28:21Oh my god
28:23Get out of here
28:24I can watch women eat
28:25I will say
28:26And not sexually
28:27Yeah we know
28:27We've seen
28:28Yeah
28:28But I like
28:29I'll see a woman eat
28:30And be fine
28:31But a man
28:31Man smacking
28:33Oh
28:34The smacking
28:35Of a man's mouth
28:36Oh man
28:37Especially when
28:38Food is all in it
28:39Was so fucking gross
28:40I know
28:40It was
28:41Okay
28:42No
28:42You want to wait
28:43To end meetings
28:44That would be it
28:46We got some great ideas
28:48Hey Ryan
28:50Start eating something
28:51Get in the glory hole again
28:54Big campaign
28:55Yeah
28:57Oh god
28:58That's awful
28:58Glory hole dogs
28:59Is something
29:00If you haven't heard
29:01I saw a nice plain one
29:02There might have been
29:03A plain one
29:03A plain one
29:04Is that a plain one
29:05Just for you
29:06This is me
29:07The Tesla hot dog
29:07This is Chucky
29:08This is the Chuck
29:13At the Tesla diner
29:14They just do a plain wiener
29:15You love a nice
29:16Raw dog wiener
29:18I don't want a hair
29:19Wiener
29:20Oh my god
29:22Oh god
29:23This makes Ryan die
29:24He's dying
29:25This stuff
29:25I can't be able
29:27Oh shit
29:29You can't
29:31How?
29:31Why?
29:32I have no idea
29:33Okay am I the only one
29:34Freaked out that Chuck
29:36Eats raw wieners?
29:38Well
29:38Like plain wieners
29:39Untouched wieners
29:41I'm not freaked out
29:43You only got a fucking problem
29:44No I don't have a fucking problem
29:46I'm not freaked out
29:47It's fine
29:48I think you have the biggest problem
29:50I do
29:50I just think it's weird
29:51Listen I'll have a chili dog
29:52I'll do a coney
29:54I'll do a coney dog
29:55From one of the places
29:56With the bugs
29:57When you were with me
29:57You suck back that plain wiener
29:59Oh I'll suck back a plain wiener
30:01But I'm not afraid
30:03I guess okay here's my take
30:04Here's my take
30:04Yeah
30:05I want to forget what it is
30:06Yeah so that's
30:08So I load it up
30:09Right so I load it up
30:09So I'm more about the toppings
30:12Than what I'm actually
30:13Right
30:13Having in there
30:14Right and I wanted
30:15Seeing you just suck it back like that
30:17Yeah
30:18I like the buttholes
30:19I like the buttholes
30:21Chop them up
30:22Shove them down my throat
30:24That's what I like
30:25But I will put stuff on it
30:27It's just I don't like mustard and ketchup
30:28It's just
30:29It's just like mustard
30:30It's just gross to me
30:31Yeah
30:32Mustard I don't even want it to touch my skin
30:34What?
30:35I don't
30:35You don't have mustard on anything?
30:37I don't want it on anything
30:38No way
30:39On a roast beef sandwich?
30:40Fucking shit
30:41Turkey sandwich?
30:43No
30:43Mustard is fucking gross
30:46On a burger?
30:47Never on a burger?
30:48It's gross guys
30:49Oh come on man
30:51News flash
30:51Ryan how does Ryan feel about it?
30:53Yeah what is this?
30:54Mustard's good
30:54You put a little potato chip action with him
30:56Oh
30:57What?
30:58What?
30:58Mustard and chips
30:59You've never done that?
31:00What the fuck?
31:01You put mustard on your potato chips?
31:03Holy shit yeah dude
31:04Come on
31:05So yeah just like regular potato chips
31:07Just plain
31:08Yeah a little mustard on top
31:10Boom
31:10So you just sit there with the thing of mustard
31:13And squirt like
31:14That'll make me fucking sick
31:15Like easy cheese and crackers?
31:17Yeah I squirt a little in my belly button
31:19And then the chips are right on top
31:21Dip dip dip dip
31:22Yeah
31:23All right there it is
31:25Yeah mustard and chips dude
31:26Oh god
31:27Instead of glory holes
31:28Ryan's belly button
31:29Digital first
31:30Wow
31:31All right everybody
31:32Here is what we have here
31:34It's Ryan's hole
31:35You can't tell what this mound is right here
31:38But that is Ryan
31:39Under me
31:40Yeah we just show you his belly button
31:42We fill his belly
31:42It's a top
31:43We call it the Ryan volcano
31:45Today it's nacho cheese
31:47Yeah we just fill it up with different things
31:49And dip our chips in it
31:50Neat
31:54It's Ryan's dip hole
31:55I'm gonna really
31:56Okay all right
31:58What sauce is that?
32:00Oh no
32:01Oh no
32:02Stop tickling me
32:04My beard
32:05My beard's gonna
32:06Okay you don't have to put your mouth there
32:08Just use the chip
32:09Use the chip
32:12Fuck
32:12Okay
32:13All right
32:14That's it
32:15That's it
32:15We just talked about that
32:16That's the worst sound ever
32:17Yeah that's fine
32:18That's fun
32:19But I don't mind it when I do it
32:21Let me hear it
32:24Oh fuck off
32:28Man when you crank the mic
32:29And just make those terrible noises
32:32It's really effective
32:33I'll tell you what
32:35Okay
32:35That's gonna do it
32:37For this edition of Uncut
32:38We're done
32:39We'll talk to you next time
32:41It's Dave and Chuck the Freak
32:44I think everyone should say penis
32:46So we can take away the negative power of the word
32:49Yeah so everybody
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