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00:01I better warn you, I'm on this medication.
00:07I'm taking these pills.
00:08What for?
00:10Me stomach.
00:11Is that right?
00:13Yeah.
00:15But the thing is, these pills, oh my god, they sort of, they do things to me.
00:30They make me, they make me spunk.
00:33They make me spunk.
00:35Me spunk.
00:42Orange.
00:47Just go get my brush, I had garlic bread.
00:51Shall I go through?
00:53Oh, living room on the left, bedroom on the right.
00:57Don't be long.
01:12You alright?
01:14Oh, fine, thanks.
01:16Can't stand toothbrushes.
01:18Sorry.
01:20Oh, horrible things.
01:23Oh my god, is that the time?
01:31I better go.
01:32In a minute.
01:39Really?
01:40I better go.
01:41Oh, come on.
01:44It's three in the morning and the entire street wakes up.
01:48Is that it?
01:49That was so loud.
01:50What, and that's the punchline?
01:51That is pathetic.
01:53It was brilliant.
01:54All these people looking out the curtains and I'm there snogging this book.
01:58That's not a story.
01:59That's not a story.
02:00He gets toothbrush, man.
02:01I get a man with spunk like a Teletubby and you haven't even started yet.
02:05So young.
02:07Give me his phone number.
02:08Do you think I should phone him?
02:10I gave him mine.
02:10Do you think I should wait for him to phone me first?
02:12Well, how the fuck should I know?
02:14He's never phoned anyone.
02:15Yeah, but you know how it works.
02:17Problem page.
02:18Dear Stuart.
02:19Shut up.
02:20Wise old man.
02:21That's you.
02:22You're so not funny.
02:24Look.
02:24He's pissed off.
02:25Look, he's really pissed off.
02:27Now that's funny.
02:29Nice one.
02:30His face.
02:38Me too.
02:39Good luck then.
02:40And you.
02:41May the best man.
02:42And all that.
02:46Guess what he's done.
02:48He's only gone and bought shares in the company.
02:49Three hundred quid's worth.
02:51And he just so happened to tell that Mrs Fletcher.
02:53In passing.
02:54In passing my left leg.
02:55He's fighting dirty Vins.
02:57I don't care.
02:58I'm going to get that job.
03:00You knew the colour of it in hell.
03:01This one's got a Virgin Mary on the dashboard.
03:04What more do you need?
03:05If Vins find out, we'll murder you.
03:07Look.
03:07We need this promotion more than he does.
03:09If you spend more money on rent and less on rent, boys.
03:12God, that's the one.
03:14Bless the Catholic boy.
03:17You ready?
03:20Oh.
03:23Graham?
03:24Hmm?
03:24It's your car.
03:25The alarm's gone off.
03:28There he is.
03:34Did you get it?
03:35Oh, shit, you buggery.
03:37What's happened?
03:37I don't know.
03:39He's got to do it again.
03:40He's got to do it again.
03:41He's got to do it again.
03:41Here.
03:42Use this.
03:44Yes!
03:45Beat me.
03:52If this doesn't work, let it.
04:02Nice work, Mrs. Field.
04:04Thank you, Steve.
04:06Stage two.
04:08There's nothing in here about website.
04:10Exactly.
04:11If they upgraded their streaming media, they could whip Tesco's.
04:15It's a rather busy day.
04:16I'm only head of personnel.
04:17You should see the duty manager.
04:19Two minutes.
04:19That's all I need.
04:20Look at the hypermarked position.
04:21That's 70%.
04:23Tremmings live right in centre.
04:25If we crashed, there could have been children.
04:27I'm really very sorry.
04:29I can only apologise.
04:30Mrs. Peel.
04:32I'll have a word with the staff.
04:36Thank you so much for alerting me to the problem.
04:39Well, think on.
04:40I'm not going to take it any further, but my husband's very upset, aren't you, Bernard?
04:44Oh, aye.
04:53Off you go, Magda wants the pawn back.
04:55Just having a party.
04:57You both did very well, but there's only one job on offer.
05:00It's just a shame you can't both succeed.
05:02Absolutely.
05:03Yeah, pity.
05:04I'd better, um...
05:26Five years' time.
05:27You'll be manager.
05:28How boring is that?
05:29We should celebrate.
05:31We should do something.
05:32Hey, Nathan, have you ever done a threesome?
05:34No.
05:35I got arsed by this couple in London, but we're both ugly.
05:38Do you fancy giving a go?
05:40Yeah.
05:41Yeah.
05:43Right then.
05:44Off we go.
05:44Us three.
05:45In your dreams.
05:46You'd do it, Nathan, wouldn't you?
05:47It'd be part of your education.
05:50Don't mind.
05:51What do you have?
05:52I'm up for anything.
05:53There you go.
05:53Perfect threesome.
05:54I've found it.
05:55I'd rather have a wank.
05:56You, me and Nathan.
06:00That'd be so brilliant.
06:03I'd just go for it, yeah?
06:05See, that's the problem with Vince.
06:08He doesn't want sex.
06:10He wants a wife.
06:13Listen.
06:14Whoever ends up with me is a very lucky man.
06:16God help him.
06:18What's all this in, Adolf?
06:19You're not exactly like a good catch, are you?
06:22I suppose you are.
06:23Well, er, no one's gonna catch me.
06:29So, er, how many men have you had now?
06:31Yeah.
06:32Dunno, about seven.
06:34Seven?
06:34Shit.
06:35Almost had about two thousand and seven.
06:37Yeah?
06:39That means I've got two thousand to go.
06:42How many have you got left?
06:51Hey, Nathan.
06:52Is it your birthday?
06:54What if it is?
06:55What are you doing?
06:55Having a party?
06:56It's none of your business.
06:58Where is it?
06:58Canal Street with all your little queer friends.
07:00Because I've seen him.
07:01It's where he goes.
07:02Queer Street.
07:03He's been watching us in the gym and in the showers, you know.
07:06He's been tossing himself off.
07:08He's gonna toss myself off a cliff.
07:09Oh, yeah.
07:10What, you want some of this?
07:11Come on, these boys.
07:12Suck me off.
07:13He's got a stiffy.
07:14Look at him.
07:14Yeah, and you'd know all about that.
07:16He fancies me.
07:17Sir, Nathan Maloney fancies me.
07:19Tell him.
07:19He's a puss, sir.
07:20He's a queer.
07:21That's a fact, sir.
07:22He keeps on looking.
07:23He fancies us.
07:25Look in his handbag.
07:26I bet he's got lipstick.
07:26Hey, piss off.
07:28Alright, Nathan.
07:29That's enough of that language.
07:30Me?
07:31What about them?
07:32I said, that's enough.
07:36Faggot, man.
07:39Queer.
07:45Oh, be fair.
07:46He sent me your card.
07:47He never remembers my birthday.
07:49Is that all I get?
07:49A card?
07:50It's my own father.
07:52Look, I'll give him a ring tomorrow.
07:53He might have put some money in your bank account.
07:55You never know.
07:55Yeah, I bet he hasn't, though.
07:58Hiya.
07:58Happy birthday.
07:59Yeah, that's from both of us.
08:01Listen, mate.
08:02You've got to say 18.
08:03If anyone asks them 18, if they find out I'm 16, they'll chuck us all out.
08:06I've been here tonight without someone having a laugh.
08:08Hey, look, there's food.
08:09I'm starving.
08:09Come on.
08:10But it's all me.
08:11I was tricked into a twig yesterday.
08:13No, you don't have to stand there all night.
08:20Amaretto.
08:21This will put us in the mood.
08:22I find it in my clothes.
08:24Well, you lot can go and enjoy yourselves.
08:25I'll be babysitting.
08:26You should bring, Alfred.
08:27It's a kid's party.
08:28Jelly and ice cream.
08:29Yeah, pass a parcel at Via Fossa.
08:31Got a few packages in there.
08:34Want one?
08:36I'm not drinking.
08:37Sod it.
08:37Let's not go.
08:38Take him back to the lesbians and we can go to Poptastic.
08:41That's for me.
08:42Listen to Vincent Tyler taking charge.
08:44Deputy manager, sir.
08:46He's a power mad.
08:47He's put a blockade on the supernooters.
08:49It's the most boring job in the world.
08:52Right, somebody call an ambulance.
08:53It's me.
08:54I'm fine.
08:54I've got the bottle D down.
08:55I only took him ten minutes ago, so there's nothing to fuss about.
08:58I had a chunky Kit Kat.
08:59But I don't suppose that can.
09:01Right.
09:01Well, let's get your scene to.
09:02You walking all right?
09:03Yeah, I'm fine.
09:03It's nothing.
09:04Let's go.
09:05What are you doing?
09:07All right.
09:07I'm a twat.
09:08I'm sorry.
09:08I'll be fine.
09:09You coming with him?
09:10What's this for?
09:11Look, I'm all right.
09:12Just sod off.
09:12Go to the party.
09:13I'm sorry, okay?
09:15He's only gone and done it again.
09:17You twat.
09:17I know.
09:19You coming with him or not?
09:20Like I've got a choice.
09:30Stupid fucking cot.
09:37Where are we going?
09:41Better tell his mother for good news.
09:45Hiya.
09:46I'm here.
09:47Hello, Bernie.
09:48Sorry about that.
09:49The others got held up.
09:50My fault.
09:51I was shaving me back and they all joined in.
09:53Oh, Alexander got called in to work.
09:56Here you go.
09:57Didn't have time to wrap it, but happy birthday.
10:00Thanks.
10:01Was Stuart there?
10:02I think so, yeah.
10:03Any money behind the back?
10:04Oh, yeah.
10:04Just to see you with Nathan's party.
10:05Lovely.
10:06Only wines and beers, though.
10:07You have to pay for spirits.
10:09Got a watch.
10:11Hiya!
10:12So who's that?
10:14Stuart's secretary.
10:15Oh, all right.
10:17Send a secretary.
10:17That's nice of him.
10:19Maybe he'll appear by satellite link.
10:26Hiya.
10:26Is Stuart coming?
10:27I'd be the last to know.
10:29If it doesn't involve his dry cleaning, then he tells me sod off.
10:33Yeah, but do you think he's going to come, though?
10:34Not if he's found something better.
10:36No.
10:39You don't even like him.
10:44Don't.
10:45I don't even like him.
10:48Let's go home.
10:49I don't even like him.
10:51Come with me.
10:52Does she deserve it?
10:54You make it worse.
10:56Does she deserve it?
10:57You can't!
11:00Watch me.
11:02Yeah.
11:04You'd like that.
11:06I've spent years watching you.
11:12Cowards.
11:15Cowards!
11:33I've got a message from your son.
11:36I'd appreciate it if you didn't come to my house.
11:40I don't think we've got anything to say to each other.
11:43Just one thing.
11:46Bang!
11:51Go!
11:56Go!
12:00Go!
12:16Godd Scripture!
12:17Oh, I can't do it.
12:36Ben! Don't tell me. Stuart hasn't bothered.
12:38No. Yes. He's upstairs. He's just gone to Mano's. I was with him. He's coming back.
12:44But he was here. Just now.
12:46Yeah, I bet. Jimmy!
12:54Party face on.
13:04You're late. Have you got me a present?
13:06Nope.
13:06Get me a mobile phone if you want.
13:08Hold me close. I can't sway me more.
13:12When the rhythm starts to play.
13:15Then I spend the air.
13:17You make me swear.
13:19Like you're lazy.
13:23Oh, shit.
13:26Come back to mine.
13:31I'm going to stay with Mum. She's worn out.
13:33Both come. Both come. Both come back.
13:38She deserved it.
13:40I know. But just tell her to fuck off. You always tell her to fuck off.
13:44It's not enough anymore.
13:45It is. You can't go and...
13:48There's people relying on me. Mum and that house.
13:51I end up paying the mortgage every other month.
13:53That lot don't earn.
13:53Tuppence. I can't.
13:56You're on your own.
13:58Suits me.
13:59You're just straight, Vince.
14:00You're a straight man who fucks men. That's all.
14:07Yeah.
14:16Hi, Holly. See ya.
14:24How you going?
14:29Happy new year.
15:07Sorry.
15:12Abbott?
15:13Here.
15:15Baxter?
15:16Here.
15:16Collins?
15:17Here.
15:19Davis?
15:20Here.
15:22Thank you, Nathan. What time did you call this?
15:27One minute past nine, sir.
15:29Why?
15:30Because you're late, that's why.
15:32How was the party? Did you get it shoved up your arse all night?
15:35You probably can't even sit there.
15:37Party full of queers makes me sick.
15:40All right, settle down.
15:42Edgar?
15:43Here.
15:44Fraser?
15:44Here.
15:45Hobbs?
15:46Here.
15:47Johnson?
15:48Here.
15:49Jones?
15:50Here.
15:51Maloney?
15:51Queer.
15:56I beg your pardon?
15:58I said queer.
15:59I'm aware of that.
16:00Oh.
16:01That's a miracle.
16:02Because they say and you don't hear a thing.
16:05I don't like the tone of your voice.
16:06I don't like yours.
16:07If you want to make something out of this, sir, that's fine with me.
16:11Go on.
16:12Send me to the headmaster.
16:14I'd love it.
16:15There's plenty I can tell him.
16:17And get my mother in.
16:18She'd love it.
16:19She'd love to meet you, sir.
16:21Do you want to do that?
16:22Go on.
16:24Take it further.
16:33McBerry?
16:33Yeah.
16:35Lynn?
16:36Here.
16:38Nichols?
16:39Here.
16:58They were just kids.
17:00They were running away.
17:02Mrs Perry never saw any kids.
17:04Sweetheart, I can't even boil an egg.
17:06How the fuck do you blow up a car?
17:08So it's just a coincidence you've been there last night?
17:10Well, you should see my Jeep.
17:11You can tell Mrs Perry I'm going to sue for damages.
17:14She's not too keen on pressing charges.
17:15I think there are certain things, family things, she'd rather not talk about.
17:19Oh, get her.
17:21It's not her decision, though.
17:22It's criminal damage.
17:23We won't be letting it drop.
17:25Hang on.
17:26I better give you my cards.
17:28I've got my mobile on.
17:30I don't think I'm going to be around here for much longer.
17:33Time for a change of scene.
17:35Anywhere in particular?
17:37I'm moving to London.
17:38The clubs are fab.
17:43I've got that project in Brixton.
17:45I'm down there all the time.
17:47He'll enjoy it.
17:49We'll manage.
17:52So what's brought all this about?
17:54Big fish in a small pond.
17:58So small.
18:00I'm friends with a 16-year-old boy.
18:04It's time to leave.
18:06Still, Vince could get transferred.
18:08He could afford London.
18:09He's on a good wage.
18:09He'd just hold me back.
18:11Standing there.
18:13Disapproving.
18:14And you love it.
18:16I've got things I want to do.
18:18And he's just...
18:19He's not...
18:19He's just...
18:20He's not good enough.
18:21Oh, you've argued again.
18:23You two, you're like a married couple.
18:24Except we're not shagging.
18:26That's a married couple.
18:27Another reason to go.
18:29I bet he moves to London.
18:31What's he said?
18:36Go on, what's he said?
18:42Oh, for Christ's sake.
18:43You haven't even told him.
18:47What's the funny story to say, Bas?
18:49What's not on here?
18:49It's you.
18:50And he says I'm not.
18:51I work in the church.
18:54Listen.
18:55George Sapika went to hospitals.
18:57Not this one, sure.
18:58George Sapika?
18:58Don't you know it's true, I say.
19:01It's life, it ain't easy.
19:03But George has come in the round.
19:08Evening.
19:09Evening. Two gin and tonics, please.
19:13You going out clubbing?
19:15Why do you want to know?
19:16Oh, just keeping tabs on the sun, that's all.
19:18You're going out clubbing. Nathan's going out clubbing.
19:21There's Master's voice.
19:23Don't know what he sees in you.
19:25Yeah, you do.
19:27That's not what I call a hairstyle.
19:29And that's for the walk.
19:32Pleasure.
19:33Still, suppose I better get used to it.
19:35Time was, Nathan thought you were boyfriend material.
19:38Now you're better than that, you God.
19:40What am I supposed to do about that?
19:43Leave.
19:44Don't you dare, he'll only follow.
19:46He's done enough running away, don't need any more of that.
19:48Thanks for the drink.
19:50Pleasure.
20:11I never did give you that present.
20:16I'll have a mobile phone.
20:17No big question.
20:19Hmm, I can do better than that.
20:3516.
20:36Oh, man, shut up.
20:43Oh, don't. Don't.
20:46Oh, fuck.
20:57I'm sorry.
21:00It's okay.
21:02Do you want me to finish you off?
21:04No, it's alright.
21:08Anyway, the night's still numb.
21:11I'm really sorry.
21:37Nathan, I'm off home. If you need a lift, just give me a ring.
21:40Hey, I might go to Dante's.
21:42Of course you will, with Stuart.
21:45I don't know.
21:46It's been embarrassing being seen with him all the time.
21:49Up close.
21:50He's looking dead old.
21:51I'd kill you for saying that.
21:54You wouldn't have the strength.
21:56Right.
21:58Dante's. Quick visit.
21:59Oh, I've not copped off for five weeks. Ever since I've got contact lenses.
22:07Come in.
22:10Yeah. Yeah, alright.
22:12Might as well.
22:14Be bad.
22:20What am I? Charity?
22:23Yeah, um...
22:24Me and Vince were gone out one night.
22:26I loved the tenor of your purse.
22:27You cheeky sods.
22:29Hang on, where were your last shot of a tenor?
22:31I love you.
22:41The sad twat. He's wearing cheesecloth.
22:43He's cheesecloth back.
22:44He never went away.
22:45He disguised himself as linen.
22:47Stephen Polart.
22:48He was after me last Mardi Gras.
22:50He tried to snog me at the vigil.
22:51I'm in there.
22:52See ya.
23:01I should go.
23:03Big meeting tomorrow.
23:05I'm up early.
23:06Gotta go to London.
23:10He's in.
23:11I hate seeing him.
23:13First time here.
23:14He was a kid.
23:15Then he got all muscles.
23:16Then he went mad.
23:17He's been with that bloke five years now.
23:19Never said a word.
23:21We nod.
23:22I've had him.
23:23You've had them all.
23:25Been here far too long.
23:26You're telling me.
23:28Oh, God.
23:28They're all in.
23:29That's Colin.
23:30I had him that last night at Flesh.
23:33Oh, God.
23:34I had that soup.
23:36I like that soup.
23:38You look good.
23:43Didn't half want to shag him.
23:53Long time ago.
23:55I should go.
24:00But then again.
24:02One last fling.
24:04Good luck.
24:05Not that you'll need it.
24:05And I may.
24:22Yes.
24:23Do you remember that little friend of his.
24:24That girl.
24:26That girl.
24:27He didn't need her in the end.
24:29His best friend, he didn't need her.
24:32Clever boy.
24:38I'm off. London calling. London? Yeah. Been here far too long. Still, we've had a laugh.
24:52And the rest. See you then. Not if I see you first.
25:06In fact, Daniel said that Romain does back in town. Yeah? Hypothermia in my house. I don't think he's even
25:14got a mother.
25:16This tea tastes like fish. Who's on GM TV? Chris Acabusi. I've had a pound for every time that man
25:24laughed. You see, I preferred it when it was TV AM.
25:31Wincy Willis. I wonder what happened to her. Oh, a treasure hunt. Annika Rice. You see, she was a mother.
25:42Hello, Stuart Jones' office. Sandra Love and Hazel. Oh, God. I'll have to stop saying that. It's not his office
25:48anymore, is it? Listen, I was going to phone you.
25:50Yeah. It's about Vince. Tell him to keep in touch, bless him. And he's still got some nice CDs. Oh,
25:55I bet he's going to miss him. It's like a morgan here. Miss who? Stuart.
25:58Sell her. Just sell her. Did you read the mail? Wasting company time on mobile phones. I'm sorry.
26:14Hiya, this is Vince. Sorry, I can't take a call right now. I'm going to leave the message.
26:25Yes? Can I help you? Er, I need to speak to Vincent Tyler. He's in a meeting. Can I take
26:34a message?
26:35It's urgent. I really need to speak to him. Could you tell him it's his mother?
26:38Would that be Mrs. Tyler? Yes, that's right. The famous Mrs. Tyler. Mrs. Tyler, could I ask you, were you
26:45in this store on the 14th?
26:47Look, whoever you are, I've got to speak to Vince. And did you have a meeting with Mrs. Fletcher, the
26:52head of personnel, on the 14th?
26:54Because I'd rather like to know exactly what happened on that day.
26:57Bernie! Bernie!
26:59Let me give you trousers on! What for? Look at me, you!
27:03Fly, my British, fly!
27:07Sorry, it's compulsory.
27:09Supervisor delicatessen becomes frontline manager delicatessen, and so on.
27:14Assistant supervisors become assistant frontline managers.
27:20Right, I know it's a pain, but there's a good reason.
27:24Because all the frontline managers, and assistant frontline managers, can get six weeks a year in administration.
27:37Right, so you can choose six weeks in one block, two blocks of three weeks, or three blocks of two.
27:44Nathan!
27:47Telephone. Says it's urgent.
27:49Who is it?
27:51Call yourself a gay man, there's a great big palaver and you're missing it, you knob!
28:00We're still gonna do individual product promotion, that's the IPP scheme, okay?
28:04But from now on, you're responsible for finding your own individual product.
28:13And we need your name and chosen product.
28:17So, that goes to the frontline manager by Thursday.
28:26Right, erm...
28:27Oh, I've said that.
28:28Chosen product to line manager.
28:31If we finish, we've got a store to run.
28:33Thank you, Vince.
28:36It's Mrs Peel, isn't it?
28:38I think you'll find that's Mrs Tyler.
28:40It's Tyler Peel.
28:41We're from Cheshire.
28:43Sorry, it's my mother.
28:44It's a real emergency.
28:45I just need a word with Vince.
28:48Mrs Fletcher, I think you met this woman on the 14th.
28:50Graham, sit down.
28:51The day of the job interview.
28:52For God's sake, Stuart's leaving, he's not coming back.
28:55No, I'm not stupid.
28:57He's going to London!
28:59And it's about time he did.
29:01Just leave it.
29:02Vince!
29:02I'd like a word.
29:03Mrs Fletcher, I have to insist.
29:04Something happened on the 14th.
29:06I demand that you talk to this...
29:08creature.
29:09Oi!
29:10That's my mother.
29:11And that's your problem, Vince.
29:13Graham, as a friend of mine, is very fond of saying...
29:17Fuck off!
29:18Oh!
29:19That's nice.
29:20That's how the deputy manager reacts.
29:22Listen to that.
29:23What an example.
29:24Fine family.
29:25All of them.
29:26You know what?
29:29He's right.
29:30Fuck off isn't enough.
29:32Marcy!
29:33Yes, sir?
29:34The floor's yours, and the subject is Christmas 99.
29:39Thank you, Mr Chairman.
29:41Right, point of order.
29:42If Graham Beck is so keen on the truth...
29:44Why didn't he try telling his fiancée that Christmas 99, he shagged me in refrigeration?
29:50I knew it!
29:51Or maybe it just felt like refrigeration.
29:53I did not.
29:53I swear to God.
29:54Small dick!
29:55That's him!
29:56Come here, you bastard.
29:57Come here.
29:58Sit down!
29:59Hi!
29:59That's a wild!
30:00Jesus, I'm Sally!
30:01Fun!
30:02You've been talking about me and you've been sick!
30:05Oh, look, you're on!
30:06Vince!
30:12Where is he gonna be?
30:14London!
30:15Oh, my God.
30:16I'm going to London!
30:17See ya!
30:20Out of the way! I'm driving! Get your luggage going!
30:24You've passed your test!
30:25There's one up below!
30:32Excess baggage!
30:51Come on, what's going on?
30:55You'll have to go back!
30:57You've got to go back!
30:58You should take it easy!
31:00Hey, back off!
31:01Back off!
31:04Who the fuck invented the kazoo?
31:07Sixteen years, you two.
31:10Nathan Maloney was just being born.
31:14Remind me again who was it taught you to drive?
31:17Stuart Allen Jones, my 40th birthday.
31:20And how much did you learn?
31:22I learned a lot.
31:29He's not gay!
31:55I've got to go. I've really got to go.
31:57I don't think anyone's going anywhere. Now, if you just calm down, sir.
32:00No, I was driving. He was telling me to stop. He's done nothing wrong.
32:03You're in enough trouble, both of you. Don't add resisting arrest, okay?
32:07Now then, Jim. What are you saying back at base?
32:09Can you give us an update on the situation? I'll be square.
32:12Never mind him. Look after yourself.
32:17Well, if I'm going to be carted off in shackles, it might as well be worth it.
32:20How was that then, love?
32:22Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Bloody hell!
32:24Coming anywhere with me!
32:26Fuck it, that bastard!
32:40Nice try. You're not coming.
32:43I'll do what I like.
32:45You're not.
32:46Because it'll just be you and me, Stuart and Vince, an old married couple, not a shag in sight.
32:52I'm not settling down, ever.
32:54London, though. London's rubbish. Kids go to London.
32:59Where else is there?
33:00I'd go out. Straight ahead and out.
33:04Keep moving. You can't settle down if you don't ever stop.
33:07I've been thinking about this for years.
33:09Press the button. Dematerialize. Step out. New planet.
33:14Says the supermarket boy.
33:17I'm on the run from the police.
33:22Don't be so camp.
33:23Watch it.
33:25All those dependents of yours.
33:26They'll survive.
33:27And I won't.
33:32You might not.
33:35No passengers, Vince. You let me down, I'll kill you.
33:38No, if I kill you first.
33:42So what are we waiting for?
34:01Happy birthday.
34:03What are you doing?
34:04We're off.
34:05Off where?
34:06Where do you think we're, young fellow, me lad?
34:09Into the headlines.
34:12You never know, you might finally get that shag.
34:14Oh, give up. Stop chasing me.
34:17Are you coming back, though?
34:18What?
34:19Come back to this.
34:20The ghetto.
34:22Alleyways, stinking of hiss.
34:23Beggars in every doorway.
34:25Straits and students coming down to look at the freak show.
34:27And all the idiots saving all week, saving their stupid money from their stupid idiot jobs
34:31So they can come and shoot their load with some stranger.
34:35Just you look after it.
34:37This stupid little street.
34:40It's the middle of the world.
34:41Cause on a street like this, every single night, anyone can meet anyone.
34:45And every single night, someone meets someone.
34:49It's all yours now.
34:53All of them.
34:55All the puffs and all the dykes and all the people in between.
34:59And this lot.
35:00They'll shag you.
35:01They'll rob you.
35:02Some of them might even love you.
35:04And they'll all forget you in the end.
35:06Just stick with your friends.
35:07You'll be fine.
35:09You fuck it up.
35:10And I'll come back.
35:25.
35:26.
35:26Um.
35:34.
35:35.
35:36.
35:37.
35:37.
35:37.
35:37No!
36:23Excuse me?
36:25What did you say?
36:28You heard me.
36:30Because I'd better warn you, my friend here, he's got a hell of a temper.
36:33Once he's off, so, what did you say?
36:37How sad.
36:41Faggot.
36:42What do you think?
36:50Blood.
37:07Hold on a tick.
37:10A bit deaf, mate.
37:11Too many nights out clubbing.
37:12So, one more time.
37:14What did you say?
37:18Nothing.
37:19And one more word, beginning with S.
37:24Sorry.
37:34Maybe next time.
37:37Fuck off.
37:41What do you think?
37:42What do you think?
37:54What do you think?
37:56What do you think?
37:59What do you think?
38:00What do you think?
38:00What do you think?
38:00What do you think?
38:01What do you think?
38:01What do you think?
38:07What do you think?
38:14See you next time.