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00:07Do you want a drink?
00:09What have you got?
00:10Everything.
00:11I'll have a whisky.
00:15Must be nice.
00:16You know, living on Canal Street.
00:18Saves time.
00:22I've seen you around.
00:24Are you two a couple or what?
00:25No.
00:26We go back years.
00:27We were in school.
00:28So is this what you do then?
00:30Threesomes.
00:32First time.
00:33At your age?
00:34First time together.
00:36Look, if you two want to shag, I'm not just an extra cock, if you know what I mean.
00:41The thing is, he gets his kit off, I'm just going to be laughing.
00:44That's good sex.
01:09Not much shopping down there.
01:11Give it time.
01:12I'm not, I'm definitely that.
01:13A little joke.
01:31Let's talk all the time.
01:41This is actually a nice snack.
01:42Oh, sorry, I didn't switch it off.
01:45Hello?
01:48Oh, my God.
01:50When did that happen?
01:53Got to go.
01:55So, what did they do?
01:58It's my neighbour.
01:59Someone's broken in downstairs.
02:00She thinks it's kids.
02:02Yeah, I'm coming now.
02:05I'll have to check the flat.
02:07Fuck off, then.
02:13Oh, my God.
02:34Hey, how are you doing, love?
02:35It's me, Clifton. You owe me a tenner.
02:37Oi, it's women on Tuesdays.
02:39Don't tell me. I'll tell you why.
02:41Nice leather, Hazel.
02:42Must be boiling.
02:44It's like a soda in here.
02:49Stuart Alan Jones.
02:50Jesus.
02:51You have a wank, I'll get the coffee.
02:56Hazel Tyler and Guess?
02:59Vincent Tyler and Guess.
03:01Who's he going to take instead of you?
03:03No, no chance.
03:05Your sister's wedding, though.
03:07You know what he's like in front of that lot.
03:09Yeah, I do a twat.
03:11So, go with him.
03:13There's a big do, loads of people.
03:15You're not going to look like a couple.
03:16If that's what bothers you.
03:21They found Nathan.
03:24Nathan who?
03:28That's not all I've been told.
03:30Three of you last night.
03:32Three of you left the club.
03:34You, Vince and the Shag, everyone's saying.
03:37So?
03:38Do us all a favour.
03:40Cut out the middle man.
03:43She's half-sister.
03:45We've got the same dad.
03:46He married this woman, Yvonne.
03:47I was about six.
03:49She's loaded, Yvonne.
03:50She sells boats.
03:51What's the sister called?
03:52Judy.
03:54There's a woman down our road getting married.
03:56She's not called Judy.
03:58So, do you get on?
03:59Hardly no, I've.
04:00Oh, why's that, then?
04:01Bad blood.
04:02No, she lives in Macclesfield.
04:04Er, if you're in the pub after work, there's a couple of drinks on me.
04:07Sally's going to be there.
04:09We're celebrating.
04:10We've just got engaged.
04:12Pass the word round.
04:16Wedding fever.
04:17Clever little bastard.
04:19You know Sally, I'll make it here.
04:21She's engaged.
04:21You too, too.
04:22Me?
04:30I'll bet you he gets that job instead of me.
04:32Because he gets married.
04:34Mortgage, kids, kitchen extension, and the company loves it.
04:37He might as well marry the shop.
04:39It's promotion guaranteed, and he knows it.
04:42Bastard.
04:42Who gives a shit?
04:44It's a supermarket, man.
04:45Thanks very much.
04:47Are you sure you don't mind?
04:48Look, I'll be back by three.
04:49Try and make it two, will you?
04:50Go away.
04:51Oh, yeah.
04:53They found Nathan.
04:54Nathan who?
04:56Guess where Graham and Sally first met.
04:59Church.
04:59They took communion side by side.
05:01Hey, just the games, right?
05:03Don't go messing with all my work stuff.
05:04Okay.
05:05Well, listen to your uncle and don't make a mess, okay?
05:07Thanks a million.
05:08I'll see you later.
05:09If that's Vince, say hello.
05:10That's Marie.
05:11She says hello.
05:12Hiya.
05:12I've got the kids again.
05:13It's taken her forever to move here.
05:15Personal call?
05:17No, it's the distributors.
05:18Right, I'll be in touch.
05:20Thanks.
05:21There's a memo on its way.
05:23Your interview's on the 14th.
05:24We've narrowed it down to two.
05:26Yourself and Graham.
05:29Marvellous news about the engagement.
05:30Oh, I was chuffed to bits.
05:32I thought the company could pay for drinks tonight.
05:34Make it a bit of a party.
05:37Mind you, it's a party every night for you lot.
05:42Uncle Stuart.
05:44Don't call me uncle.
05:45Old man are called uncle.
05:46This boy at school, he's selling all his Tomb Raider stuff.
05:5225 quid.
05:53I thought I gave you a tenner last week.
05:56It's good, this.
05:58I'll have big cocks at her.
06:09Nan and Grandad don't know, do they?
06:12You're a puff and they don't know.
06:1525 quid, I'm telling.
06:18Benjamin, do you want chips?
06:20Yeah!
06:27Go to McTookies on the corner, get some chips.
06:29Whatever you want.
06:31A treat.
06:33That's 25 quid.
06:34It won't cost that much.
06:36Keep the change.
06:36I'll go with him.
06:37No, you won't.
06:37I'll get millions of chips.
06:47Get off me!
06:49Get off me!
06:50Get off me, no!
06:52No!
06:53No!
06:54Get off me!
06:56Get off me!
06:5925 quid of this, you fucker.
07:11Now clean yourself up.
07:12We've got chips on the way.
07:14You're going to pay.
07:15You're so going to pay.
07:16I want 50 quid.
07:18A week.
07:20Every week.
07:21Thomas, you've lost.
07:22Now give it a rest.
07:24I'm telling my dad.
07:25You see what's access?
07:26My mum won't lend me access.
07:28Because he's going to court.
07:30I'm telling him you touched me.
07:32Just then!
07:33You bloody touched me!
07:35You pervert!
07:36You bloody pervert!
07:38I want 50 quid!
07:41No!
07:42Make it 100 quid!
07:58You've been on antiphon all day.
08:00What have you been up to?
08:01Nothing special here now.
08:03Same old stuff.
08:05What are you doing?
08:06Start off in the union.
08:07Same old stuff.
08:11Oh, Rick has the hand.
08:13Loved it.
08:13Oh, he's the fuck toilet roll.
08:15Oh, it's Tommy Steele for me.
08:17Tommy Steele, little white ball.
08:18Oh, you, mister.
08:19I remember you dribbling in front of Duke, Sebastian.
08:22I thought he's not looking at Daisy Duke.
08:24I wanted to shag the cousins.
08:25The second Duke's about to...
08:26I fancied butthole.
08:29That wasn't finished.
08:30You're off to the toilet 10 minutes.
08:32You're like, you know what I mean?
08:33You can fancy him all you want,
08:34but I'm the only one here who shags anyone famous.
08:36Woo-hoo!
08:41Oh, piss off Anakin Skywalker.
08:43We're busy.
08:43Oh, you bastard.
08:45I don't think you're moving back to Hazel's.
08:46That room's mine.
08:47Did you miss me?
08:48Why?
08:49Have you been somewhere?
08:51Who was it?
08:52You never told me.
08:58Kidding.
08:58No.
08:59Did he still have the puppet?
09:01I really lost him.
09:02Look at you.
09:04Hey, so where's your friend?
09:06You're leaving lap dancing in London.
09:07My mum's got mental.
09:08She won't let her out.
09:09She called her to school.
09:10She's making her change classes and everything.
09:11Like it's all my fault.
09:12Well, it is your fault.
09:14Yeah, but...
09:14Yeah, but what?
09:16Christ, you're in a joke.
09:17What are you having?
09:18Can I break her?
09:19You can have a Diet Coke and like it.
09:22Look, the handoff flyer's got a G-A-Y paradise Monday night.
09:26It should be good.
09:27Can't.
09:27I've gone to a wedding.
09:29Since when?
09:30Oh, all right.
09:30I'll go with the kids.
09:31No, that's brilliant.
09:33Thanks.
09:34Who's wedding?
09:37Family.
09:38I've gone to say goodbye.
09:40Never going to tell a lie.
09:42And where's you?
09:43Never going to give you up.
09:46Never going to let you down.
09:48Steady the boobers, boys.
09:49He's drunk.
09:50Lock up your daughter.
09:51Leave your sons at the front door.
09:53Here he is.
09:56Thank you, ladies and gentlemen.
09:58Catch another line in conflict.
10:00Come on, give it some stick, girl.
10:02The boys watch the girls while the girls watch the boys and watch the girls.
10:06Oh, bye.
10:08I, why.
10:10They solemnly convene to make the scene.
10:13How much do you need?
10:15A hundred quid.
10:17Okay.
10:19Still paying the bill for next door's dog.
10:22I'd ask Bernie, but the stock is over time.
10:24What about him?
10:25Useless bloody logic.
10:27He spends enough on vodka.
10:28It happens everywhere.
10:30Reckon he needs it.
10:31Guys watch.
10:32Girls watch.
10:34Pretend of love and care.
10:37We're keeping track of the facts.
10:39Watching them, watching back.
10:40They'll make the world around.
10:43Are you to run away?
10:45No.
10:46Chant to London for a bit.
10:47You didn't phone me.
10:50I had a great time Saturday.
10:52You missed it.
10:53Get to who I shag.
10:57Yeah?
10:59He's good.
11:03What time do you finish?
11:05Bye.
11:06What did you think?
11:08That was so cute.
11:19Guys talk.
11:21And girls talk.
11:22They happen everywhere.
11:25Eyes walk.
11:26Girls walk.
11:36It's just kids in here.
11:37What about him?
11:39Yeah, not bad.
11:41Do you like him?
11:42Not for me.
11:43You?
11:44I thought it was for both of us.
11:48Take him back to yours.
11:56I've got to stick with Mum.
11:58I've got to take Alexander home.
11:59Howard.
12:02His dad's had a stroke.
12:03Speech gone, paralysed.
12:05Sounds bad.
12:06He might die.
12:07Good.
12:10Yeah.
12:27Midnight.
12:28Got that?
12:29Look after the house.
12:30None of that crack cocaine while I'm gone.
12:32Oh, yes, me lady.
12:35Just behave, all right?
12:36None of your antics.
12:38Just behave.
12:39That's you, that is.
12:40You, he means.
12:41Just you behave.
12:43Behave yourself.
12:44Tell me, up you go.
12:49That's all.
12:51Oh.
12:54Hey, I smell a free bar.
12:56Look at you.
12:57Oh, my God.
12:59You look marvellous.
13:00Oh, Hazel.
13:02Oh, mwah.
13:04Oh, I thought you got lost.
13:05Most of them have got lost.
13:07Oh, it's so nice to see you.
13:08I'm so glad you came.
13:10Oh, and it's Stuart.
13:11Hello.
13:12The answer is so.
13:13Come here.
13:15Oh, I'm so glad you came.
13:17Adrian, can you see you?
13:18Adrian!
13:20I might as well show him who's boss.
13:21He can't escape now.
13:23He got my name wrong.
13:25The vicar.
13:26Do you want to?
13:26He called me Chandler.
13:28I could stop laughing.
13:29Look, he's Vince.
13:30He came in.
13:30I'm fantastic.
13:31Oh, and you've met Hazel.
13:33Oh, come here.
13:34It's not often.
13:34I get the chance.
13:36Congratulations.
13:38Oh, and you haven't met Stuart.
13:40I told you, remember.
13:41Stuart's Vince's boyfriend.
13:44Adrian Stewart.
13:44Stuart Adrian.
13:45It's a pleasure.
13:46Hello.
13:47Hello.
13:47Hiya, Jusie.
13:48Suki, oh my God, you came.
13:49Adrian, come and meet Suki.
13:50She's my best friend.
13:51I haven't seen her for years.
13:56I'll go and find your dad.
14:02I never said that we're boyfriends.
14:04She just...
14:06What?
14:09Don't you dare.
14:11I bet you a thousand quid.
14:13Please, don't shag the bridegroom.
14:15Please.
14:17Excuse me.
14:18Sorry.
14:19Mind your backs.
14:21Now then.
14:25You.
14:28You're doing well, your mother was saying.
14:30I'm going for this job, yeah.
14:31They asked me to apply.
14:33It's mine already.
14:35Deputy manager.
14:37It's good.
14:37Why, it's marvellous.
14:39I'm buying a house.
14:40Looking in Dinsbury.
14:41It's smart.
14:42It's nice.
14:44If you need any help.
14:45Now, I've paid all this for Judith.
14:47I could chip in.
14:48I mean, you're not...
14:50Well, you're never going to marry.
14:53So, er...
14:54Yeah, but Dad.
14:54She deserves it.
14:55She's done so well.
14:57Yes, but we've always had to push her.
14:59You, you made your own way.
15:00Here, try that.
15:02It's brandy, gin and vodka.
15:04It's called Jill Dando.
15:05One shot, it straightens your head.
15:13Adrian's nice.
15:15Yes.
15:15Is it good enough, lad?
15:17We'll see, we'll see.
15:18Of course, er, we might get a house together.
15:20Because Stuart's loaded.
15:22He's got tons of money.
15:23Together?
15:24We've talked about it.
15:27Judith always said the two of you, er...
15:30I said they're just French.
15:31He said don't be so daft.
15:33We'll see.
15:34Might change my mind.
15:35Well, er, like I said, if you need an L...
15:39He's rich.
15:40Oh.
15:42Cheers, then.
15:44Here's to you.
15:45To both of you.
15:46Cheers.
15:57Are you avoiding me?
16:01No.
16:03Still going down Canal Street.
16:07What if I am?
16:10Some right twights down there.
16:14Yeah.
16:15It's all right, though.
16:17It's not bad.
16:20Got myself this boyfriend.
16:22Yeah?
16:23Yeah.
16:24He's all right.
16:25Yeah?
16:27Where's he from?
16:28Long site.
16:29Oh, yeah?
16:31It's a bit stupid.
16:33You'll do.
16:36You missed your chance.
16:39What's that mean?
16:42Nothing.
16:44What the fuck does that mean?
16:50You're dead.
16:55I remember the day Judith first brought Adrian home.
17:00Was he a good shag?
17:03I heard he had him at once.
17:05Oh, sh...
17:06Middle of bigotilly gardens.
17:08Slut.
17:09Well, there was a war on.
17:12Yeah.
17:12In Vietnam.
17:13Yeah, but was he any good?
17:15Roger Bannister.
17:18I'm trying to listen.
17:21He was only 15.
17:24Pervert.
17:25Older man taking advantage.
17:26I mean, who'd sleep with a 15-year-old?
17:30Fair dues, though.
17:31He did his bit all dudley.
17:33I'd take Vince to Mattlesfield.
17:35At least he saw him.
17:36Up your arse.
17:38Only once or twice here, that's all.
17:40But at least he'd go and see him.
17:43No matter what happened, they were father and son.
17:46Your dad might pop his clogs any minute.
17:48Up your arse.
17:49I'm not gonna see him.
17:51Comprendez-vous?
17:52No.
17:53Je ne comprends pas.
17:55Don't get fancy, lady.
17:58She's nice, my mum.
18:00I mean, she's a bit boring and that, but she's all right.
18:04Just, don't talk about things, okay?
18:06What's that mean?
18:07Things?
18:07Things?
18:08What sort of things?
18:09You know what sort of things?
18:10Sex and that.
18:11Like I'm gonna say nice fish fingers, excuse me, while I shove them up my arse.
18:14And you would!
18:15I will then.
18:16Just don't.
18:17God, no wonder your dad left home.
18:20And I work at the uni and weekends, bar work and cleaning up.
18:23It's the right laugh for howling half the time.
18:24Any plans beyond that?
18:26I don't know, I love it.
18:27It's a laugh.
18:28I might go back to college, do night classes.
18:30Since when?
18:32I might.
18:35What for?
18:36Anything in particular?
18:37I don't know.
18:38I used to love history, tutors and stewards, because I'm doing my degree this year.
18:42I'm on the flow, I'm a re-Antoinette, like the meat cake.
18:45It's gonna be fab.
18:46That's not tutors and stewards.
18:47Big frocks, so same difference.
18:49We did fancy dress, I was Britney Spears.
18:52I've done her Hollywood show bar.
18:54I had this wig, all in bunches, just like the video.
18:57They love me.
18:57Because they love me in the show bar.
18:59Julia tried to get me back because I broke a stool.
19:01But all the staff had a petition.
19:02They love me.
19:11I'm sorry about that.
19:12It's nice enough.
19:14Helen likes him.
19:15Doesn't have a bit around.
19:16Should have seen my first boyfriend.
19:18He used to sit and read ordnance survey maps.
19:21You wouldn't see him as Britney Spears.
19:24He puts it on, though.
19:25All those stories.
19:26He hasn't done half of those things.
19:27I worked that out for myself.
19:31He's never gone to college.
19:32He doesn't even do GCSEs.
19:34He's a good-looking lad, though.
19:36Mm.
19:37Sort of fades after a bit.
19:41Nathan, I know you're new to all this, but I think you've got it the wrong way around.
19:45I'm supposed to be the one criticising.
19:46Yeah, but don't you think...
19:49What?
19:52Don't you think he's a twat?
19:54That's one way of putting it.
19:56And to be honest, you might as well be going out with a girl, but there you go.
19:59Your decision.
20:01Look, Helen sits on the Pope.
20:02Bless you, my children.
20:06Oh, God.
20:13Must be a wonderful life, Hazel, all those boys.
20:16Such good company.
20:18Never short of a joke.
20:19Tremendous wit.
20:20All of them.
20:21They're always smiling.
20:23They're always laughing.
20:25Yes, and they make such good pets.
20:42Oh, my God.
20:43Maccared.
20:43Bloody long day.
20:45Yeah.
20:46Oh, we heard last week we got that house.
20:47It's got a great big garden.
20:49And it's got a tree.
20:50It's lovely.
20:51I'll have to come over.
20:53Maybe at Christmas.
20:55Oh, can I make a fag?
20:57Judith's always saying we should see Vince more often.
20:59He's a nice bloke.
21:00Good looking.
21:02You think he's good looking?
21:04Yeah.
21:07That's not good looking.
21:09Judith was telling her friend, Trisha.
21:11She says, wait until you see my brother.
21:12He's really handsome.
21:13Such a waste.
21:16A waste?
21:18Go on.
21:19What's a waste?
21:20Exactly.
21:20What is wasted?
21:21Hold on a minute.
21:23Oh, my God.
21:23Fuck a minute.
21:27What?
21:28A waste of cock?
21:28Waste of spunk?
21:29Waste of a fuck?
21:30What?
21:31And you, you're not wasted.
21:32You get vagina.
21:33You get Judith.
21:34Excuse me.
21:34Don't talk about her like that.
21:35You get to fuck the front.
21:37And that's better.
21:37Listen.
21:38Ah, yeah.
21:39Want a drink?
21:42That's not a waste.
21:44You told him.
21:45You told every single one of them boyfriends.
21:47Have not.
21:48It's just because we're always together.
21:49Well, they don't think we're boyfriends by mistake.
21:51You know, you let them think it.
21:52And you love it.
22:21And now he's one for all you who love it.
22:36Crazy.
22:38I could have had all this.
22:39If I'd stopped with him.
22:41Nice house.
22:42Nice car.
22:43One like couldn't out coupons.
22:44Bollocks.
22:45It's the wife's money.
22:46Don't spoil a good story.
22:54One quick shake.
22:55Goes on for years.
22:57Did you love him?
22:59No.
23:01Just fancied him rotten.
23:03Long time ago.
23:05What happened?
23:08Two nodding dogs.
23:15Did you never fancy Vince?
23:18You been drinking?
23:19I never drink.
23:24Look at you.
23:25Fourteen years old.
23:26All wounds all over.
23:27You'd have shagged a letterbox.
23:28But not him.
23:30Nope.
23:32You say my son's ugly.
23:41You've got to fancy him.
23:43Never mind love.
23:45Love can fuck off.
23:48If you fancy him,
23:50there's blood,
23:51there's a hard on.
23:52If you just,
23:53if you just love him.
24:08No blood.
24:09And I'll pay you for the love.
24:26Just checking.
24:31What about him?
24:33Do you think he'd find enough blood?
24:39Let's find out.
24:41What does that mean?
24:43Find out what?
24:43Blue Spanish eyes
24:51Teardrops are falling
24:53from your Spanish eyes
24:57Piss off.
25:00Please,
25:02please don't cry
25:07This is just
25:09Adios
25:10And not goodbye
25:15Soon
25:18I'll return
25:23Bringing you all the love
25:26Your heart can hold
25:32Please
25:35Say
25:36Sissy
25:39Say
25:40You and your Spanish
25:42Poor sods.
25:44They've got to wake up with each other
25:45every single day.
25:47Give me six months
25:48of sex life, Dad.
25:50Never catch me doing that.
25:53Do you fancy staying the night?
25:56It's pretty expensive.
25:59Might as well.
26:01Good try again.
26:06Theresa.
26:07That barman's been looking.
26:08He's up for it.
26:10Cut out the middle, man.
26:12Spanish
26:13I
26:31Well, that was quick.
26:33Only took 16 years.
26:58Limey.
27:25Oh, my God.
27:47You know what Phil used to say?
27:49That you were saving me for your old age.
27:54Assuming you'd want me.
27:56Assuming that, yeah.
27:59Like one day you'd be past it and you'd go down Canal Street and they'd all be kids, laughing at
28:05the sad old man.
28:06And I'd be there waiting, apparently.
28:11Long time to wait.
28:14You'll be 30 soon.
28:17Ancient.
28:19So the day I shag you, I'm old.
28:23According to Phil.
28:30Well, what the fuck did he know about anything anyway?
28:34Yeah.
28:37Better get some sleep.
28:39Long day tomorrow.
28:43Yeah, me too.
29:20What is it now?
29:21Hi, Vince. I must have asked an ear in last night.
29:24Are you still out there?
29:26Yeah. We're going to breakfast.
29:28What was it like?
29:30Erm, a shot of gold with gold bits on it.
29:33So, do you have a nice time?
29:36Fantastic.
29:38And how was the room?
29:40Nice, yeah.
29:42Did you...
29:44Did you stay up late, or...?
29:46You've got a call waiting.
29:47Hold on.
29:49Yeah?
29:49Hazel, fuck off.
29:55Deputy manager, he's so grown up.
29:57I keep fighting it off like I don't even want the job.
29:59Like I'm still a kid, but I'm not.
30:02There's only one good way of getting old, and that's with money.
30:05You need money, you get promotion.
30:25Hey, there he is.
30:25Don't suppose you brought the kettle?
30:27I told her, put the kettle on top.
30:28Did you do it?
30:29I brought a flask it in. Your father drank it all.
30:31It's all his fault. And he ate all the biscuits.
30:34I don't believe it. You've come to get your hands dirty.
30:38Oh, yes.
30:45God love them. They're bored to tears.
30:47Go on outside and play in the garden if you want to.
30:49Nah, it's okay. It's much more fun.
30:52Round Uncle's shirt's flat.
30:54That's a hint.
30:55Looking for a widescreen TV.
30:57No, it's not.
30:58It's because all his mates come round.
31:00That's nice.
31:01Is that Vince?
31:02Yeah. Vince is one of them.
31:04Thomas, your granny's right. Why don't you go outside and play?
31:07Lots of men. All the time.
31:11Stuart, come give me a hand with these shells, will you?
31:13I can't.
31:14Of course you can. I just need a hand. Come on.
31:16We don't do hammers and nails or saws.
31:19We do joints and screws, but that's different.
31:22Who does?
31:24Queers.
31:26I'll go and get some sandwiches.
31:28This kitchen really needs sorting out.
31:30Because I'm queer.
31:32I'm gay.
31:33I'm homosexual.
31:35I'm a puff.
31:36I'm a puffter.
31:37I'm a punts.
31:39I'm a bum boy, baddie boy, backside artist, bugger.
31:42I'm bent.
31:43I am that arse bandit.
31:45I lift those shirts.
31:48I'm a faggot-ass fudge-packing shit-stabbing uphill gardener.
31:52I dine at the downstairs restaurant.
31:54I dance at the other end of the ballroom.
31:56I'm Moses and the parting of the red cheeks.
31:59I fuck, and I'm fucked.
32:01I suck, and I'm sucked.
32:03I rim them and wank them.
32:05And every single man's had the fucking time of his life.
32:09And I'm not a pervert.
32:13If there's one twisted bastard in this family,
32:15it's this little blackmailer here.
32:19So, congratulations, Thomas.
32:23I've just officially outed you.
32:34All right, guys.
32:36Go outside and play.
32:38Outside.
32:39I must run if you can do that.
32:41Come here.
32:41What's last thing you've been doing?
32:46He's eight years old.
32:47Ben is eight years old.
32:49Oh, and one more thing.
32:52Did I mention I've got a baby?
33:25Knackered or what?
33:29I suppose you're going to be all responsible now, yeah?
33:32And you, all grown up, getting older.
33:35Are we going to shag then?
33:37Yeah, I reckon there's still a good few strangers out there
33:40in need of a good shafting.
33:43I've got a big shower.
33:46Hey, come back, she's back.
33:48Hey, hi.
33:49I need to remember where we obviously have a lounge.
33:51Then it's got two bedrooms, you know,
33:52so where we can have, like, guests staying over.
33:54Look, there he is, Nick Tandy.
33:57Look at him.
33:59Wait a minute.
34:00Any minute now.
34:02I know.
34:02Here it is.
34:03Best ass on planet Earth.
34:05He was looking at me.
34:07That line via Fossa.
34:08You'll be lucky.
34:12Yeah. I might be, yeah.
34:14Where are we going?
34:15I don't know about you. I'm going after Nick Tandy.
34:18What do you mean?
34:19It's not like we're exclusive or anything.
34:21It's not like we're anything.
34:23Since when?
34:24I'm 16 next week. I'm getting old.
34:26I can't waste time hanging around.
34:28Look at that arse. It's new.
34:30Well, you can fuck off then.
34:32That's exactly what I'm doing.
34:49I'm doing a family meal, but he still insists he wants to party on Denal Street.
34:52Was he fighting all the mob from the youth group?
34:54You've buggered this bunch.
34:56Well, bugger it back.
34:57He's coming round after school. Says you know all the best places.
35:00I know nothing, apparently.
35:03Hello, stranger.
35:05It's been quite a while.
35:07How are you?
35:07Fine.
35:09I haven't seen you for ages.
35:11Must be, what?
35:13Six or seven years.
35:14At least.
35:15I'm not interrupting anything, am I?
35:17No.
35:18Thought you'd pop by.
35:19To my mother's, we'd be selling jam.
35:23Vince must have been, I don't know, 14.
35:25And when did you know about Stuart?
35:28About the same time.
35:30I knew when Nathan was 11.
35:32I did.
35:33When I'm on supply teaching,
35:35you go into a school and there's a boy,
35:37just sitting there,
35:38and it's shining out of him.
35:41Did you never think?
35:44Must have done.
35:45I must have.
35:48No.
35:49Don't think I did.
35:50Stuart.
35:53Try not to think about the arse thing and you'll be fine.
35:56People tend not to like the arse thing.
35:57Well, I'm not trying it again.
36:00The arse thing.
36:03That is Maloney!
36:05Not with Roy!
36:07Oh, yes, Mr High and Mighty.
36:08I screamed the place down.
36:10I told the neighbours the cat had fallen off the landing and broke his neck.
36:17I quite like it, myself.
36:19You can read a book at the same time.
36:24Don't look at me.
36:25It's a foreign language.
36:27There's lots to learn, Margaret.
36:30Still, I've got Stuart to thank for that.
36:33And did him...
36:35With Nathan?
36:37Yes.
36:39That's nice.
36:41What does Nathan do?
36:43He's a student.
36:44Oh.
36:45What's he studying?
36:46Your son, mostly.
36:48Hiya.
36:49Oh, shit.
36:50It's like a murder house in here.
36:51I'll tell him to sod off.
36:53It took ages to get home.
36:54The first bus was full,
36:55and the second bus,
36:56there wasn't any seats.
36:56It just died.
36:59Have you come to make any decisions yet?
37:00I'll think for your foster's best.
37:02I heard this 21st last week.
37:03I tell you what, listen, we're a bit busy in here.
37:04Why don't you go and get Bernie?
37:06This is Nathan, my son.
37:07It's his birthday on Friday.
37:09We're having a party.
37:11His 16th.
37:30This lunch thing at your sister's next Sunday.
37:32New house and everything.
37:35What with the boys?
37:36It's best if you give it a miss.
37:38Fine.
37:39We just think your mother and I would be best
37:42if you're not there.
37:45She's around at Rome as every other day,
37:46so she gets plenty of chance to see that little man.
37:49So it's just me?
37:52We'll get together next month.
37:54All of us.
37:56Just give it a bit of time.
37:58Might be busy.
37:59But it's not as if we see you or anything.
38:03Look, your mother's been all round.
38:04She's been visiting.
38:07There's...
38:08For God's sake,
38:09Stur, she's trying to make sense of it,
38:10and she can't.
38:11Tell her to read a book.
38:13And she blames herself.
38:14Thinks it's all her fault.
38:15The way she brought you up.
38:18I told her.
38:18It just happens.
38:20Some boys grow up to be...
38:23bastards.
38:28Well, I'll see myself out.
38:37I don't care if he's dying.
38:38Who gives a toss?
38:39Not me, no way.
38:40You're going to see your father.
38:41We're all going to see him.
38:53Sorry we're late.
38:54There was this queue by the ring road.
38:56Anyway, thanks for phoning.
38:59How is it?
39:00Sleeping.
39:02So what?
39:02Do you want me to wait?
39:03I thought we could have a word.
39:05There's a tea bar.
39:05One or two things to sort out.
39:07In private.
39:15Your father and I talked about this last year.
39:18Obviously, if the worst comes to the worst,
39:21everything comes to me.
39:22But there are precedents.
39:26I thought we could sign this.
39:28It states that you won't make a claim
39:30for any inheritance.
39:33I don't want his money.
39:35No problem signing it, then.
39:38There.
39:39Read it first.
39:40You want to get yourself a lawyer.
39:41That's not going to stand up in court.
39:42I don't care.
39:47And there.
39:53Here you go.
39:55Thanks, Mum.
40:00There's no need.
40:01You got my name.
40:02That's it.
40:02Done it.
40:04Things to do.
40:04Tell him.
40:06Tell him.
40:21What?
40:41Maybe next time.
40:48There's no point in making it worse.
40:50Coward.
41:10Perfect threesome.
41:11I found it.
41:12I'd rather have a woman.
41:16You, me, and Nathan.
41:25Fly, my pretty fly.
41:29Piss off.
41:30All right, Nathan.
41:30That's enough of that language.
41:32Me?
41:32What about them?
41:37Stupid fucking cult.
41:40You two, you're like a married couple.
41:41Except we're not shagging.
41:43That's a married couple.
41:44You're on your own.
41:45Suits me.
41:46You're just straight, Vince.
41:48You're a straight man who fucks men.
41:50That's all.
41:52I don't know what I do, I don't know what I do, I don't know what I do, I don't
41:57know what I do.