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00:10Alright, come on, move, I've got work. Oi, Seb L. And you.
00:24Alright, come on, shift your ass, sign on.
00:36That was alright last night, wasn't it? Bit of a laugh. Am I gonna see you again or what?
00:44You can see me now. Fuck off.
00:50What are you doing?
00:52Oh, the police! Mad children on the loose!
00:56You know what's the bet, they do recognise you. Go on, Thomas, say your piece.
00:58Mum says your phone's broke. You never call back.
01:01But you tell your mother that she's not clever and she's not funny.
01:04Bye, Stuart. See you later, Stuart.
01:07See ya.
01:07Who are they?
01:09Those nice men just popped in to fix your uncle's plumbing.
01:14Is that my shirt? Is it ironed? Is there any hot water?
01:16I met this blog in Paradise Factory. Thought it was nice for when I woke up this morning.
01:19You could have been dead!
01:21Your mother's on the way round. Do you want me to tell her?
01:24She's hanging on to this by the skin of her teeth. I tell her what you've been doing.
01:27She'll have you back home even if she has to call the police.
01:29Do you want me to tell her? Do you?
01:32No.
01:34Nothing else to say?
01:36Sorry.
01:38You're in this house on a favour, sunshine. Don't piss me off.
01:46Hi.
01:47Sorry I'm late.
01:48Here he is.
01:51Scrubbed and pressed. See you tonight.
01:56Who are you, brother?
01:58Oh, that's for the shop. And a bit extra, just in case he needs any pens.
02:01He likes bald pencils, but don't buy more than two at once. He's always losing them.
02:08Tonight?
02:09It's not much warning, is it?
02:10I know. I did ask Louise, but ever since their dad went, they think I'm going to disappear too.
02:16A few babies said they'll be so excited they'll hardly notice I'm gone.
02:20What's his name?
02:22Malcolm.
02:24Don't laugh.
02:25He's from the same office. He's a bit of an eejit, really.
02:27He's got these really funny teeth.
02:29But he asked me how it's good enough for me.
02:32It's just work.
02:34I'm up to my eyes. Can you ask Mum?
02:37I'll tell her I have a date.
02:39Good point.
02:41Do you ever go on dates?
02:43You know, like proper, sit down for dinner dates.
02:45Yeah, yeah. I did once.
02:47Shagged the waiter.
02:51OK.
02:53I'll do it.
02:54I'll pick you up usual time.
02:56Don't give me a lift. It's embarrassing.
02:58If you'd rather not be embarrassed, then you know what to do.
03:02Get out of it tonight, mate.
03:04Just come home for your tea. Your sister would love to see you.
03:06And there won't be any trouble.
03:10I'll pick you up tonight.
03:12I'm not giving up, Nathan. I'm not walking out.
03:16There's an offer on coffee. Two for one.
03:18Might as well stock up. And you get double the points on your card.
03:23Oh, get us a box of Weetabix.
03:25I thought your breakfast was 20 Bensons.
03:27It's for little odd Fonteroy.
03:28I'm not shopping for him.
03:30What else does he want?
03:31Party rings, angel delight, nappies.
03:34Get me a big box of surf. I've got double the laundry. It's all bed sheets. I'd forgotten how much
03:39teenage boys masturbate.
03:42Mum!
03:43Stiff as a board.
03:44Don't wash him, I'll have him.
03:46Bernard says don't wash him, he'll have him.
03:48It's like an 0898 number.
03:51I'll bring this stuff round in the afternoon.
03:53And we're having words about this Nathan business.
03:55It's been a fortnight now. It's ridiculous.
04:00Excuse me, sir.
04:02Sue, put that on staff discount and put my name on it, Tar.
04:06You're busy, I'll just go.
04:08Oh my God. Sorry. Yeah.
04:12Cameron Roberts, we met at Phil's funeral.
04:13Yeah, of course we did. Sorry.
04:16Vince.
04:17Hello.
04:20Well, bit of a coincidence.
04:23Not really.
04:24Phil told me you worked here, so I came looking.
04:26Just thought you might fancy dinner tonight.
04:28Sorry, sort of not at work, you know?
04:31Is that a yes or a no?
04:32I don't know. I might be doing all sorts.
04:35It's all right, no pressure.
04:38Here's my card.
04:40Think about it.
04:41Yeah, right. Nice card.
04:44Come on.
04:49So why's it got to be me?
04:50Now, it's dull as ditch water.
04:52Wife and three kids.
04:53One at Oxford, blah, blah, blah.
04:55So no shock tactics, just behave.
04:57Nice meal, couple of brandies, and getting to sign.
05:01Martin.
05:03Stuart, I've heard a lot about you.
05:05All of it lies.
05:07Now, Sandra can book us a restaurant, or she can check out Bridgewater Hall if you'd like to take in
05:11a concert.
05:12Excuse me.
05:14There's a production of Twelfth Night.
05:16So we're talking now.
05:18Shut your face.
05:19Complete emergency.
05:20I've been asked out.
05:22On a date.
05:23Do you remember?
05:24Cameron Roberts.
05:26We were stood by the buffet.
05:28He was taller than you.
05:29Australian.
05:30Oh yeah, the blind Australian.
05:33Was he nice?
05:33Well, like he used to be nice, when he was young.
05:36But he's what?
05:37At least 36.
05:39And he's an accountant, so he's probably going to sell me a pension.
05:42Bill's dead, so he's got a gap in his books.
05:44Take the initiative.
05:45Seduce him over the portfolios.
05:49There's other things I could be doing.
05:52Like throwing that kid out of my mother's house.
05:56Thought you might apologise.
05:58Course not.
05:59I'll tell you like that, you need a shag at the end of it.
06:00The trouble is, he's waiting for the next shag.
06:03So he's going to stop at Hazel's till he gets it.
06:06Why does it bother you?
06:07Because every time I go around Hazel's, there he is.
06:10She's cooking him tea.
06:12Same old story.
06:14It's like that Alan Lucas.
06:16He falls in love with you and ends up locking himself in my bathroom.
06:20Bolts the door and everything.
06:21Said he wouldn't shift till you come round.
06:23He was in there three hours.
06:25He was eating toothpaste.
06:27I couldn't use my own toilet.
06:29I had to piss in the sink.
06:30That's what happens because of you.
06:31I end up pissing it in my own sink.
06:33Yes.
06:34I've got Mr Tyler here for you.
06:36I'll bring you through.
06:42Hi.
06:43It's Vince, yeah.
06:45No, he's a trainee.
06:47A bit useless.
06:50I'm sort of busy.
06:52I'll give you a call in a week.
06:56No.
06:57The thing is, I'm really sort of...
07:04Alright then.
07:07Okay.
07:10I'm having dinner.
07:11Eight o'clock tonight.
07:13Yes!
07:15He's got a date!
07:17I've got a pension!
07:19You bastard!
07:21Now, the concert begins at eight, so I'll pick you up at about ten to eight.
07:24I did think, I mean the concert, but I thought we'd have a touch more fun, you know, if we
07:31went to your sort of place.
07:33My sort of place?
07:34Your sort of place?
07:37Jesus Christ.
07:38Is there no one straight left in the world?
07:39Martin!
07:40Twist my arm!
07:43And the history project, when's it due?
07:46Monday.
07:47Right, I'll take a look at it Sunday night.
07:49Is that alright with you?
07:50Fine.
07:51Come for tea.
07:52It's like having two mothers.
07:54And whose fault is that?
08:00Give it time.
08:01We'll wear him down.
08:04Eh?
08:05I bandly stenders, he's livid.
08:07It's very simple, Janice.
08:08You go upstairs, you pack his bags, shove him in the car and take him home.
08:12Who's in charge?
08:13You or him?
08:14It says London.
08:15Every time I try, he says London and he could.
08:18Plenty of boys his age just take off and...
08:22He likes it here too much.
08:24While he's here, he's safe.
08:25I just don't know why.
08:27What have I done wrong?
08:28He's fifteen.
08:29That's all.
08:29Happens all over, Janice.
08:30Some boys don't come out of the closet.
08:33They explode.
08:34What about his dad?
08:35Can't he do anything?
08:36He won't talk about it.
08:37Won't talk at all.
08:39Not one word.
08:40I can't tell anyone.
08:41And even if I tell his school, they'll tell social services where they'll have to.
08:44And then there's Helen.
08:45She's ten years old.
08:46What happens to her?
08:47She gets interviewed.
08:48She gets a name on a register at ten years old.
08:50No, they wouldn't, love.
08:51All they'd do is visit.
08:53Oh, you'd know, wouldn't you?
08:58I'm sorry.
08:59I didn't mean...
09:01I got it wrong, didn't I?
09:03Somewhere along the line.
09:05I got it all wrong.
09:08But he'll be all right, won't he?
09:09I mean, if he's out on Canal Street, keep an eye on him, could you?
09:13Of course I will.
09:14Thanks.
09:15I'd better...
09:21Oh, well done, Vincent.
09:22Reduce a grown woman to tears.
09:25And no-one's talked to her till you come blundering in.
09:28What's the matter with you?
09:29I've got a date.
09:34No.
09:35I don't want a pension.
09:37Cameron, just stop right there.
09:40No pension.
09:41No.
09:46It's all your fault.
09:47If I end up with life insurance and endowment policies and stocks and shares and things,
09:52you're paying for it, all right?
09:54Where are you, anyway?
09:55We're going to Via Fossa.
09:56I've got a new friend.
09:58His name's Martin, so you won't be missed.
10:00Thanks a lot.
10:02Oh, my God.
10:03I'm here.
10:04I'm going in.
10:06Good luck.
10:07Keep your phone on and, Vince, just remember one thing.
10:10You're fantastic.
10:11I'm a fantastic twat.
10:21What about the Rembrandts?
10:23Is it still going?
10:24Yeah.
10:24I go there.
10:25I'm Via Fossa.
10:26And the Union.
10:27And Mantos and Metz.
10:29And Napoleons.
10:30New York, New York.
10:31And Cruise.
10:32And Babylon.
10:33And Paradise.
10:34I'm poptastic.
10:35Just every now and then.
10:37I think that makes you officially a scene queen.
10:39I'm not.
10:41I just go out a lot.
10:44How come you don't?
10:46Oh, Vince.
10:47What is there on that street that could surprise me?
10:49Yeah, but if you don't go down there, how are you going to meet someone?
10:53Hello?
10:54Right.
10:55Yeah.
10:56You having a starter?
10:57I'm not.
10:57I never have a starter.
10:59Yes, I will.
11:00I'm starving.
11:01I'm having a starter.
11:02Blimey.
11:02Look at all these starters.
11:04Hundreds of them.
11:04Where's that wine?
11:11Is he anyone you like?
11:13There is one.
11:14Which one?
11:15Might know him.
11:19Oh, right.
11:21Sorry.
11:22I don't suppose that...
11:24I wouldn't.
11:25Not a million years, but...
11:28I'll sign the contract if you're prepared to...
11:31I mean it.
11:32I will.
11:33I'll sign.
11:35If...
11:36That was my boyfriend on the phone, Vince.
11:39He's seen his accountant tonight.
11:44I'll sign it anyway.
11:45Sorry.
11:47Tell you what, what about him?
11:49See?
11:49Tall blonde woman.
11:50He's up for anything.
11:52I'll put in a good word for you.
11:53How old is he?
11:55Fifteen.
11:56Fifteen?
11:57It's a bit revolting, isn't it?
12:00Absolutely.
12:02Nathan, look.
12:03I can see you now.
12:05Bet you can't remember my name you did, Shadow.
12:07You hanging around for a bit?
12:08No, where am I going?
12:09We're not.
12:10We just got here.
12:11We're going, alright?
12:12Nathan, love.
12:13Calm down.
12:14This might come as a shot.
12:16But I'm not in love with you.
12:17I can quite say it.
12:18I'll be back in a minute.
12:19I'll have dry martini.
12:20It's Daniel, by the way.
12:21Daniel.
12:23Daniel from last night?
12:25Daniel the six foot two barrister at the BMW.
12:27No, that's a different Daniel.
12:34It's a nightmare.
12:35Says he's 36, the liar.
12:37I'm sitting here with an old man.
12:38It's like the auditions for Cocoon 3.
12:40Tell him that story about the broken leg.
12:42That always works.
12:43Is that Vince?
12:45Say hello from me.
12:46Some twat says hello.
12:48Is that Nathan?
12:49Stuart, listen.
12:49His mother had a right go at me.
12:51Do us a favour.
12:51Keep an eye on him.
12:52Never mind him.
12:53Just think about yourself for once.
13:01We could go somewhere afterwards.
13:03I don't know.
13:04His crew's open.
13:05You're the expert.
13:06Yeah, listen.
13:06I've got to make this call.
13:07There's this boy and no one's looking after him.
13:09It's a bit of a crisis.
13:11You don't mind?
13:15Stuart, seriously.
13:16It's your fault he's left home.
13:17You can wander off at anywhere.
13:19Hold on.
13:20Call waiting.
13:21Yeah.
13:22Thank you Stuart.
13:23Thank you so much.
13:24I've had Ben cry in his eyes if that's all he needs.
13:26Another man to abandon him.
13:27I did phone Marie.
13:28I left a message.
13:29It's just, it's an emergency.
13:30I've got to work.
13:31You're in a bar.
13:32I can hear it.
13:33How many dates do you think I get anyway?
13:34A mother with two kids.
13:35Hold on.
13:36Call waiting.
13:37Yeah.
13:38Are you with Martin Brooks?
13:40Because his mobile's switched off.
13:41His wife's on the phone.
13:42She's had the roof falling or something.
13:44Ma'am, it's your wife.
13:46I'm not here.
13:47He's not here.
13:48Call waiting.
13:49He's a busy man.
13:50Look, I hope you don't mind, but could you put it down just for a minute?
13:54Yeah.
13:55Sure.
13:55Sorry.
13:56Right.
13:57Because if you want to go clubbing, I couldn't...
13:58I'm sorry.
13:59It's this boy.
14:00I promised his mother.
14:01Hello?
14:02Vince, he's kept me waiting long enough.
14:03Now put him on the phone.
14:04I'm not with Stuart.
14:05You're always with him.
14:07I was supposed to be on a date and he's ruined it.
14:09Marie, honestly, I'm not.
14:10Hold on.
14:11Call waiting.
14:13Yeah?
14:14Vince, put him on.
14:15I know full well he's taken Martin Brooks to some godforsaken dive.
14:19I'm not with Stuart.
14:20His wife's going mental.
14:21Whose wife?
14:22Martin Brooks.
14:23Who the hell is Martin Brooks?
14:25Hold on.
14:26Call waiting.
14:28What?
14:28You hung up on me.
14:30Are you in Martin Brooks?
14:31How do you know Martin Brooks?
14:32I've got Sandra chasing Martin Brooks.
14:34I've never heard of Martin Brooks.
14:35Hold on.
14:36He's not with Martin Brooks.
14:38Who the hell is Martin Brooks?
14:39Sorry, wrong one.
14:40Hold on.
14:41Sandra, no Martin Brooks.
14:42He is with Martin Brooks and his roof has fallen in.
14:45Whose roof's fallen in?
14:46Martin Brooks.
14:47Hold on.
14:48Marie, is your date with Martin Brooks?
14:50Who the fuck is Martin Brooks?
14:52I don't know, but he's got a wife and a dodgy roof.
14:54Wait a minute.
14:55I know Martin Brooks.
14:56Let me have a word.
15:02Oi!
15:03That's my phone!
15:12Call me.
15:17What with?
15:23Bastard accountants.
15:23Sweetheart, I've missed you.
15:27I'm stocking up on this aftershave.
15:31Hi.
15:31Donna said you've had him.
15:33Well, that's the last you'll see of him.
15:35He's a chicken art.
15:36Chase after you.
15:37Buy you dinner.
15:38All about.
15:39Must have shagged you.
15:40Not look at you.
15:41Yeah.
15:41Well, I've had him twice.
15:42He never bought you dinner.
15:44Do you like it?
15:45He's all right.
15:47Like Nathan's not completely in love.
15:50Words of advice, Nathan.
15:51He can swan about, but there's one thing sharp.
15:53He's not young, and he knows it.
15:55At your age, you can make him beg.
15:58What's your name?
15:59Adrian.
16:00Adrian.
16:00Martin.
16:01Martin.
16:01Adrian.
16:02Off you go.
16:03Three.
16:06Waste of time.
16:07He didn't even like me.
16:08He must have liked you.
16:09No shag.
16:10He's gay.
16:11We go out on a date.
16:12Where's the shag?
16:13I don't give a toss.
16:14See that bloke over there?
16:15He's been looking.
16:16I'm going over.
16:17He asked you out.
16:18He kissed you.
16:19And then he went home.
16:20It's unnatural.
16:21Prince.
16:22Is it so hard to believe that someone fancies you?
16:24I don't care.
16:25I'm shagging.
16:26I am.
16:50Sorry.
16:51Do you mind shutting your mouth a bit?
16:52Yeah, sure.
16:58It's just a bit more sexy if you keep your mouth shut a bit.
17:01Yeah, sure.
17:06Oh my God, you've got Genesis of the Daleks.
17:08Yes?
17:08Yeah.
17:09Can we watch it?
17:11We can watch it after, yeah?
17:13Oh, can we watch it now?
17:15Please?
17:17Davros!
17:18Exterminate!
17:20Exterminate!
17:21No!
17:22Exterminate!
17:23Cosright, this is the first time Davros ever appeared.
17:25He's manipulating the war between the Kaleds and the Thal so his own creations can survive.
17:29I know.
17:30Cos they were the first Daleks ever.
17:32And they weren't even called Daleks.
17:34We called the Mark 3 travel machine.
17:36I know.
17:36It's my tape.
17:38Three more episodes.
17:40Modo bene modo!
17:42The supreme creature!
17:44The ultimate conqueror of the universe!
17:46The Dalek!
17:48He was alright.
17:50He was nice.
17:51Apart from the spitting.
17:53I suppose you got lucky.
17:57Good clubs though.
17:58Must be marvellous doing that all the time.
18:01What do you think?
18:02It should be good tonight.
18:04What time is your trainer?
18:06Oh, I'll call and cancel.
18:08I'll tell Anne I've got to work.
18:10Fine.
18:11Cancel.
18:12Go out.
18:12Get pissed.
18:13Get shagged.
18:14Fine.
18:14Then you can do it again.
18:15Then you can do it again.
18:17Get shagged every night of your life.
18:18Forget your wife.
18:19Forget your kids.
18:20Just don't be a tourist.
18:22You either do it or you don't.
18:24So what's it gonna be?
18:25Staying or going?
18:28My train's at half past.
18:37They're all talking.
18:38Amanda Boyce just started.
18:40What did she say?
18:41She says,
18:42How come Nathan Maloney doesn't walk to school anymore?
18:44The Chinese Susan chips in.
18:46She says,
18:46He's never at home.
18:47It's like there's a divorce or something.
18:49What did you say?
18:50I said nothing.
18:52He says,
18:52I don't know.
18:53That is brilliant.
18:55Well, it's not brilliant.
18:56Listen,
18:56school find out about this and you'll have education welfare down your back.
19:00It happened to Billy Valentine.
19:01They put him in care.
19:02He disappeared.
19:03He went to Cardiff and he had real problems.
19:05I've got real problems.
19:07Oh,
19:08like what?
19:09Like your mother's been going through your things?
19:11Big deal.
19:12She knew.
19:13She knew everything.
19:14She'd been spying.
19:15So?
19:16She's your mother.
19:17It's her job.
19:19It's like she thinks if I move back home, I'll go back to normal.
19:22Like I'm sick and like I'll get better.
19:24She never said that.
19:25Donna, you don't know her.
19:27You don't know anything.
19:28Cause you're straight, right?
19:29You're part of the system, right?
19:30You're part of the fascist heterosexual orthodoxy.
19:33I'm black.
19:35And I'm a girl.
19:36Try that for a week.
19:38Right.
19:39I'm late.
19:39I'm on the midday shift.
19:40You've got to say to death.
19:42It's a classic.
19:46I'll come round and watch it sometime.
19:49Is that alright?
19:51Yeah.
19:56Bye.
19:58Beware the mentees.
20:05I took him to Alderley Ed.
20:07She loved it.
20:07Ben's not with you.
20:08Should he be?
20:09I was talking to Alfred.
20:11We've had a great afternoon.
20:12We've been entertaining another one of your babies.
20:14When Helen was five, I was ten.
20:15She used to ride piggyback, but she'd always grab my hair.
20:18Hiya.
20:19What are you doing here?
20:20I was passing.
20:21We're just saying.
20:22Weekends.
20:22I could look after Alfred.
20:24You know, babysit.
20:24Cause you're at work all week.
20:26You must be worn out.
20:27At your age.
20:28We like Nathan.
20:29Nathan can stay.
20:33It's great.
20:34It's like having a houseboy.
20:35He could do the garden.
20:36It's the Stuart Jones Foundation for fallen boys.
20:39Bob a job week.
20:40Can I help it if he's obsessed?
20:42Oh yeah.
20:42Obsessed to have fifteen.
20:43What does that make you?
20:44Hornby trains, eh?
20:45Nay, Sasha.
20:48Oh, sorry.
20:48Am I interrupting?
20:49Don't be daft.
20:51This must be Stuart.
20:52Heard all about you, mate.
20:54I've heard nothing about you, mate.
20:57Lance.
20:58Lance Sampoma.
20:59Nice to meet you.
20:59I have told you.
21:01Lance works at the university.
21:02We did that seminar on ethics.
21:04If you listened.
21:05He's moved in.
21:06He's got the room at the back.
21:08He's our token straight.
21:09Oh, look at Alfie.
21:11Isn't he hot in that?
21:12Do you mind?
21:17Oh, oh, oh.
21:18Come, oh.
21:19Come, me big fella, eh?
21:21Uh, moved in since when?
21:24Oh, it's not for long.
21:25My visa expires in five months.
21:27I had to move flats last week.
21:29Couldn't get it five months.
21:30He's so wrong he helped me out.
21:32I'm another one of her lost causes.
21:34Christ, you can't turn your back on this house.
21:36And yet you still do.
21:58Knock, knock.
21:59It's Eileen's last day.
22:01We're going out for a drink.
22:02Do you fancy coming?
22:03Um, no.
22:04Sort of busy.
22:05Anything interesting?
22:07No.
22:08Just this friend.
22:09I might not go.
22:11Is it a date?
22:13Erm.
22:14Might be.
22:17Have a good time.
22:18Good for you.
22:21If you don't go, we'll be in the feathers at seven.
22:41Hello, it's me, Vince.
22:54It's it, phone.
22:55I left a message.
22:56Is this what you do on Saturday?
22:57Just call around and apologise for the week?
23:02Sean Miner's a bit stupid with messages sometimes.
23:05Did you get an answer phone?
23:05I had one.
23:06Robert took it.
23:08Here, get yourself a new one.
23:10The car needs a service.
23:11The clutch is going.
23:13How much?
23:15Two hundred.
23:17And Tom's nagging for software.
23:19He wants a new graphics package or something.
23:22Just call it five hundred, yeah?
23:23Fine.
23:25Oh, and Mum and Dad are getting a divorce.
23:27Yeah, yeah.
23:28Funny joke.
23:29And you've been to see them, have you?
23:30You've driven all of ten miles to go and see them.
23:32Of course, they don't tell you.
23:33They don't tell Golden Boy.
23:34I mean, I get it all.
23:35What have they said?
23:36Of course, you could just write them a check.
23:38Because that makes everything all right, doesn't it?
23:40If you don't believe me, go and see them.
23:42I'll draw you a map.
23:50Honestly, I don't mind.
23:51We could go down Castlefield.
23:54Do you like this place, you said?
23:56It's your day.
23:57They're doing what you like.
24:01The problem is, it all starts to look the same.
24:04Well, I spent three years in Sydney.
24:06Yeah?
24:06Yeah?
24:07It was fantastic.
24:08The scene's huge.
24:09There's hundreds of clubs.
24:10And then I come over here.
24:11I've travelled halfway across the world.
24:12And what do I find?
24:14Same men standing in the same club.
24:18Yeah.
24:20What's the same?
24:21The men.
24:22Right.
24:24Same as what?
24:26Same in Sydney.
24:28She was at the funeral that one.
24:29What woman?
24:30That one there.
24:31She was putting half the food in a handbag.
24:32Hey!
24:33Where the fuck have you been?
24:35Hiya.
24:36Stuart Cameron.
24:37You've met?
24:38That's right, yeah.
24:39We met by the buffet.
24:41I like that buffet.
24:42It was fucking excellent.
24:43You're pissed.
24:44So get me a drink.
25:02We're in the city centre.
25:04Did you go to bed with me?
25:04What does an account for it?
25:06A direct accounts.
25:10Some of it's shit, but some of the clients are good.
25:13You know?
25:13Mantis, their indie labels, that sort of thing.
25:16I could do it in my sleep.
25:18I don't know.
25:19I'm thinking about moving.
25:22I'm looking around.
25:25What for?
25:26Anything.
25:29There's always something better, isn't there?
25:32Just waiting to come along.
25:34Do you know that feeling?
25:37Here you go.
25:40Took the time. I missed you.
25:44Oh, don't mind me.
25:47Where's it going?
25:49Up his own arse.
25:58There it is. Not much.
26:00Do you want a drink?
26:01Are you having one?
26:02I'll just have one.
26:03I can't stay up.
26:04I'll have to chuck you out.
26:05I'm working first thing.
26:06Gin and tonic.
26:07Yep.
26:07Gin and tonic.
26:09Sorry about Stuart.
26:10I've seen him that pissed in ages.
26:13Some friend.
26:14He was making a pass at me.
26:16No.
26:16He's always like that.
26:18Vince, I've been around the block.
26:20He was making a pass.
26:21No, really.
26:22He wouldn't fancy you.
26:24Thanks.
26:26No, I mean...
26:29It's just times, you know?
26:32He wouldn't.
26:34He did.
26:39Nice.
26:41Nice place.
26:42Ah.
26:44Doctor Who.
26:46Used to get that.
26:47Scared me as a kid.
26:49The one with the shop window dummies.
26:52Oh, and that one with the maggots.
26:54That was good.
26:56How many tapes have you got?
26:58You're one of those anorak blokes.
27:11Your tapes.
27:12Sod the tapes.
27:23Which tapes?
27:29решил knowledge?
27:30No, there ain't.
27:35I've planned it on Tuesday, June.