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00:02Louisa Pate believed in the power of shame.
00:06As a teacher, she had found the best way to control unruly students
00:09was to instill a strong sense of shame in their parents.
00:14I left Trisha alone with the school hamster for only five minutes.
00:19In this box is all that's left of patches.
00:24For show and tell, Timmy decided to bring in something
00:27from your husband's collection of Nazi memorabilia.
00:33Billy's been threatening to beat up the other kids for their milk money.
00:36They found the proceeds in his cubby.
00:40Of course, Mrs. Pate also knew when it came to unruly children.
00:44Some parents had more reason to be ashamed than others.
00:49So, um, your message said that Parker had been involved
00:53in some sort of serious incident. What kind of incident?
00:58Yesterday afternoon, Parker offered a cookie to Cindy Lou Peoples
01:00if she would show him her vagina.
01:04What kind of cookie?
01:06What does that matter?
01:07Oh, it doesn't. I'm just stalling because I'm completely mortified.
01:11The kids were in a broom closet. Our janitor walked in on them
01:14just as Cindy was lifting up her pinafore.
01:16Oh, my goodness.
01:17I'm sure you've noticed how obsessive Parker can be.
01:20A certain subject will catch his interest
01:21and that's all he'll talk about for weeks and weeks.
01:23Oh, right. That happened with dinosaurs.
01:25Oh, yes. We all remember his dinosaur phase.
01:27More fondly now than ever.
01:30So you think that now he's obsessed with...
01:33What's underneath the pinafore, yes.
01:36Look, I think he's just developed a normal curiosity about the human body.
01:41You need to talk to him. Remind him what's appropriate and what isn't.
01:46Of course. I will talk to him. I'll talk to him until I'm blue in the face. I promise.
01:50Take care.
01:51Yes. Louisa Pate believed in the power of shame.
01:55She also believed when someone has that power.
01:58So, Mrs. Peoples, you'll never guess what your daughter is willing to do for a ginger snap.
02:03It's a shame not to use it.
02:07It had been six weeks since Andrew Vandekamp had declared war on his mother, Brie.
02:13The final battle was about to be waged at the Fairview County Courthouse.
02:18Brie knew it was about to get bloody.
02:21What she didn't know was...
02:23The cavalry was on its way.
02:26Brie?
02:27Whether she wanted him there or not.
02:30Eleanor!
02:30Oh, thank God I found you. This place is a maze.
02:34What are you doing here?
02:35Well, your father and I got a call last night from Danielle,
02:38and she said that Andrew was taking you to court?
02:41I mean, to say that we were shocked would be an understatement.
02:44Hello. I'm Eleanor Mason, Brie's stepmother.
02:47You're the lawyer. We should talk.
02:49Uh, no. I'm not her lawyer.
02:51Good. The hair had me worried.
02:53Peter is Mom's sponsor from AA.
02:55Oh, sweetie. Since when are you in AA?
02:59It's a recent development. Where's Dad?
03:01In chambers with the judge.
03:03What? Why?
03:05Everything is fine. The judge agreed to a postponement.
03:09Oh, thank God.
03:10Luckily, he remembered me. I spoke once in his law school.
03:13Pardon me, sir. I'm your daughter's lawyer.
03:15Just so you know, we've been waiting for this hearing for weeks.
03:18Son, I've been an attorney for 45 years.
03:21You and I both know how these cases can turn into public spectacles.
03:24Our family is perfectly capable of handling this in-house.
03:29Dad, you don't understand. This has gotten really ugly.
03:32That's why we're here.
03:33We're gonna put this family back together.
03:37Whatever it takes.
03:43And that's when Mr. and Mrs. Solis, fearing for the welfare of this helpless child, fled the hospital.
03:49You mean they kidnapped her?
03:52Well, technically that's true, but given the situation that led up to the rescue...
03:56Kidnapping?
03:59Your Honor, yes. In retrospect, the plan was a little bit rash, not entirely well thought out.
04:04Idiotic.
04:05Can we object to that?
04:07Shh!
04:07But the child is safe, Your Honor.
04:09And all we ask the court is to allow baby Lily a lifetime of the care and love she has
04:15been receiving from the Solisis.
04:21As much as your story tugs at my heart, there is the issue of parental rights.
04:25What does the state have to say about this?
04:27We have located the biological father, Mr. Dale Helm.
04:32Unfortunately, circumstances require that he be out of town.
04:35He's in Fort Lauderdale today.
04:36On business?
04:38Spring break, actually.
04:40Mr. Helm is a high school student.
04:42Charming.
04:42In between keg stands, did the father happen to mention if he plans to waive parental rights?
04:47I've left a number of voicemails, but the only response I've gotten is a text message that says,
04:53this blows his mind and he's extremely bummed out.
05:02All right.
05:03Mr. and Mrs. Solis, since you actually want Lily, it seems you're the lesser of two evils.
05:10I'm granting you temporary custody until we can get a straight answer from the birth father.
05:15Thank you, Your Honor.
05:17In the meantime, try not to steal any more babies.
05:20Oh, we just needed the one.
05:28Sweetie.
05:30Um, could you put the crayons down for a second? We need to talk.
05:34So, I spoke to your teacher today and she told me about the cookie deal you made with Cindy Lou.
05:42Oh.
05:43Are you mad?
05:45No.
05:46Not exactly.
05:47I'm just, I'm trying to understand why you did that.
05:52Tommy Keenan told me babies come from down there.
05:54It doesn't sound right to me.
05:57Well, actually he's kind of right. He's got the concept down.
06:00That's weird. How's a baby getting there?
06:10Daddy will be home from his business trip in a few days. Why don't you wait for him?
06:15Okay.
06:16Okay.
06:18For him, I can ask Tommy. He's a brother. He's 14 and he knows everything.
06:26And then the mommy and the daddy, because they love each other so much, they hug real tight and a
06:33seed is magically implanted.
06:36And nine months later, a baby is born.
06:40Here.
06:40What kind of seed?
06:42Oh, that's not important.
06:45I don't believe you.
06:48Parker, I'm your mother. Mothers don't lie to their sons.
06:52Now go wash your hands or Santa's not going to bring you anything for Christmas.
07:02I just saw Edie drive off. How long is she going to be gone?
07:04I don't know. She just went to show her house.
07:06Move.
07:09What's the problem?
07:10You mauled me in Edie's bed last night. I think that deserves a conversation.
07:15What's there to talk about? I'm just a fool in love.
07:17Oh, no. You don't mean that.
07:20Yes, I do. Look, I realize my timing's a little off.
07:23A little? The helium hasn't even gone out of the balloons from your engagement party.
07:30Okay. When are you going to tell Edie?
07:32Tell her what?
07:33That the wedding's off.
07:34Is it?
07:34Well, isn't it?
07:35It's up to you.
07:37Are you saying that you're going to go through with this wedding?
07:41Unless I tell you not to?
07:42Just give me a commitment, Susie Q, and I'll put a bullet in Edie.
07:45This is insane.
07:47Come on.
07:49All this can be yours again.
07:52Just say the word.
07:54And I let go.
07:55Oh, no. Don't you dare.
07:57You know you want me to.
07:59Just say it, Susie Q.
08:02You're sick!
08:07Zach, I'm going to the drugstore. I'll be back in 20 minutes.
08:12Whoa!
08:13Oh!
08:17Oh!
08:19Oh!
08:22Oh!
08:22Oh!
08:23Oh!
08:24Oh!
08:25Oh!
08:27Oh!
08:27Oh!
08:29Oh!
08:30I was making cookies and I heard the most sickening thud.
08:33Are you okay?
08:36There's shortening on my doorstep.
08:38Shortening?
08:40That's the last thing you'd want on your front porch.
08:43It's meant for baking.
08:55She's so adorable and I just love the name Lily.
08:59It was my grandmother's name.
09:00So how are you holding up?
09:01You must be exhausted.
09:02You know, I'm a little tired, but it's not too bad.
09:05Oh, wait a couple months.
09:06You'll start sleeping through the night.
09:07No, honey, please.
09:08Do I look like a masochist?
09:09First thing tomorrow, I'm hiring a nanny and a night nurse.
09:12No, we're not.
09:14My husband, the comedian.
09:16I'm serious.
09:16I don't want some stranger raising our baby.
09:19Well, you guys are busy.
09:21We should go.
09:22No, it's okay.
09:23I'll win this battle later.
09:24We are not going to be some yuppie couple pawning off our kid on other people.
09:28End of discussion.
09:30Yeah, you should go.
09:31Okay, bye.
09:32Good luck.
09:38Put down the burrito.
09:41What does all this crap about me not getting help?
09:44Look, a brand new baby needs to bond with its mother.
09:46The church knows it.
09:47Science knows it.
09:48Nature knows it.
09:48We have the money.
09:50What is wrong with getting a little help?
09:51Then I'll be able to relax once in a while
09:53and I'll be able to be a better mother.
09:55You want to be a better mother?
09:56Do what my mama did.
09:57Make sacrifices.
09:58My mama worked her fingers to the bone for me.
10:01That's what put her in an early grave.
10:06Well, that and the hit and run thing.
10:15Look, I don't know why you want to be emancipated
10:18and I don't know what you've been doing to drive him crazy.
10:20Bottom line, it's over.
10:22It's now time for you two to kiss and make up.
10:27And just how are we supposed to do that?
10:31Here's a thought.
10:32Just look each other in the eye and say,
10:34I forgive you.
10:39That's your solution?
10:41It's actually a technique invented by this Dutch therapist.
10:44I saw him on TV.
10:45He says if you verbalize forgiveness,
10:48the brain can trick the heart into letting go of resentment.
10:51It really works.
10:52I did it with our cleaning lady.
10:55I'm sorry, Dad, but I think my relationship with Andrew is just a bit more complicated than-
11:00Would it kill you to at least try?
11:02I'll do it.
11:04For you, Grandpa.
11:05That's my boy.
11:07Three.
11:11Fine.
11:12Yes.
11:13Um, so, um, who goes first?
11:15Either or.
11:16Doesn't matter.
11:19Mom, I forgive you.
11:23Andrew, I forgive you.
11:28That wasn't so hard, was it?
11:30Now, don't expect to feel differently right away.
11:32It takes a while.
11:33It took me a week to forgive Esperanza.
11:36But now she's like family.
11:39So let's get back to the way we were and forget all this nonsense about emancipation.
11:46Um, well, Grandpa, I'm still gonna need my trust fund.
11:53You see, I can't live in a place where I don't feel safe.
11:58What are you talking about?
12:00Could you live with a woman who hits you?
12:04Bree!
12:05I slapped him once and he deserved it.
12:07I just asked her to stop drinking.
12:09You were drinking?
12:10She's an AA.
12:11Her sponsor has long hair.
12:13Andrew, I find your concern ironic given how tanked you were when you ran over our neighbor's mother with your
12:18car.
12:19Is she okay?
12:20She's dead.
12:22Well, Mom watched as her boyfriend committed suicide.
12:26And he was the same guy who killed Dad.
12:28Andrew falsely accused me of molestation.
12:32In a mole.
12:37You know, the technique works best if you don't talk right away.
12:44Okay, let's go.
12:45I don't want to be late for the movie.
12:47Oh, those are pretty.
12:48Who sent those?
12:51What?
12:52Say the word and I'm yours.
12:54Love, Carl.
12:56Mom, I knew this would happen when you started hanging around together.
12:58All of your old feelings resurfacing.
12:59No, his feelings.
13:01He's the one with the feelings, not me.
13:03Uh-huh.
13:04Okay, don't hum me.
13:05You're not old enough to do that.
13:07Oh, no?
13:08Well, how do you like this?
13:08I'm not going to go to the movies with you.
13:10You're going to make me go by myself?
13:12Well, you could always ask Dad to go.
13:13In fact, if you love him so much, why do you marry him?
13:15Oh, wait.
13:16You already did.
13:16Twice.
13:45You know, I think we're going to need some napkins with this.
13:47Oh, okay.
13:48I'll go back.
13:48Thanks.
13:50My ex-boyfriend's here.
13:51If he sees me alone, I'll die.
13:52I'm begging you, please act like you know me.
13:55Susan?
13:56Hey.
13:56Mike, hi.
13:57What a surprise.
13:59How are you?
14:00Good.
14:03Oh, God.
14:04I'm being so rude.
14:05Um, Mike, I want you to meet...
14:10Orson Hodge.
14:11Nice to meet you, Mike.
14:14Wow, can't believe I'm finally seeing the man himself in the flesh.
14:20So, how'd you two meet?
14:23Oh, I've been a dentist for years.
14:26But last week I was looking in her mouth and decided to stick my tongue in it.
14:34I'll see you soon.
14:38Thank you so much for helping me out.
14:40Hey, I'm great in the crisis.
14:42Well, I'd definitely pick the right person to sit next to.
14:47Actually, is this seat taken?
14:50No.
14:51Okay.
14:52You can share my popcorn.
14:55Um, Susan?
14:57This is Becky.
14:58I'll probably be sharing her popcorn.
15:03I'll just wait till the lights go out and then I'll...
15:13While I get this going, can you bring out the buns?
15:20What the hell?
15:21You alright?
15:23Yeah.
15:27This isn't lighter fluid.
15:28It's gasoline.
15:29What?
15:30How'd that get in there?
15:33How do you think?
15:38Something smells good over there.
15:43I don't understand.
15:44She's trying to kill you?
15:46No, she's trying to piss me off.
15:48Alright.
15:49I'm not sure yet.
15:51I do know I'm not gonna play along.
15:54I've got plenty of burgers if you want to pop over.
15:57And bring your appetite.
16:05Good night.
16:07Gabby the baby.
16:11No, I got up twice already.
16:13It's your turn.
16:15Gabby, I have several job interviews tomorrow.
16:17I need my sleep.
16:18What about my sleep?
16:24You sleep when the baby sleeps.
16:26Every forty minutes?
16:27When am I supposed to have a life?
16:30What are you whining about?
16:32No, Jaume does all the housework around here.
16:34All you have to do is take care of the baby.
16:35Fine, fine, fine!
16:41Psst.
16:42Jaume.
16:43Psst.
16:44Wake up.
16:45Please.
16:48Something wrong?
16:49The baby won't stop crying and I haven't slept for two days.
16:51Will you please take Lily for a while?
16:54Uh...
16:54Oh, come on.
16:55I won't make you do windows tomorrow.
16:58Okay.
16:59What do I do?
17:01Well, she's a baby.
17:02You hold her.
17:04Bounce her and, I don't know, maybe sing a little something.
17:07Oh, and Jaume, Mr. Solis does not need to know about this, okay?
17:13Okay.
17:20Yeah, honey, can you take that downstairs?
17:32Eleanor, I thought you'd gone to bed.
17:33Oh, no, not yet.
17:34I had to do my hair now.
17:36There's never enough time in the morning.
17:37Uh, sit.
17:39There's something I have to discuss with you.
17:42Your father and I have decided to take Andrew back to Rhode Island with us.
17:47Really?
17:48And whose idea was that?
17:51Andrew's.
17:52But Henry and I feel it's the right thing to do.
17:57Absolutely not.
18:01If we leave him here, the two of you will wind up in court and I'm not going to allow
18:06that.
18:07Do you really think that I am enjoying airing my dirty laundry in public?
18:11This whole situation is mortifying.
18:14But I can't back down because he is my son and I need more time to get through to him.
18:19You never give up.
18:22I've always admired that about you.
18:25When you were a kid, you used to make these peanut butter cookies that were god-awful.
18:30But you kept baking them and you kept forcing everyone to eat them.
18:36You were so determined to get them right.
18:39My mother didn't think they were awful.
18:42When I made those same cookies for her, she loved them.
18:46Well, some people praise children even when they don't deserve it.
18:50Oh, but not you.
18:51With you, I had to work for every kind word I ever got.
18:54Well, you always resented me because of my high standards.
18:57No.
18:59I resented you because those were kick-ass peanut butter cookies.
19:05We're taking Andrew.
19:08Eleanor, please.
19:09He hates you, Bree.
19:11Your own son.
19:14You know, part of being an adult is admitting that you failed and then moving on.
19:21With Grace.
19:25Do you really think that I'm a failure as a parent?
19:30Well, I'd love to lie and say something supportive, but as you pointed out, that was more your mother's thing.
19:43Hey.
19:47Chaumé?
19:49I'm so sorry.
19:50Just take a break.
19:51Oh, no, Chaumé, that's okay.
19:52That's okay.
19:53I know you were up all night with the baby.
19:55And I really appreciate it.
19:56You know, I'm very grateful for everything you've been doing for Lily.
19:59So, to thank you, I bought you a gift certificate to my spa.
20:03And you can take a whole day off and just really pamper yourself.
20:06Really?
20:10Oh, you're welcome.
20:11Alright, Lily needs to be bathed and put to bed.
20:13I don't want to miss my yoga class.
20:15Hi.
20:16Hi, pretty girl.
20:18Yes, Mommy has to go.
20:20Mommy has to go so she can stay pretty and thin and you can be proud of her.
20:27Mother, her heart is such a blessing.
20:29I hope you get to experience it one day.
20:37Because it's not a big deal.
20:38It's not a big deal, okay.
20:40It's not that far away.
20:40Oh, it's not that far away?
20:42Whatever, okay?
20:43You didn't even care to tell me but-
20:44Fine.
20:50Justin, what happened?
20:51Andrew just told me he's moving in with his grandparents.
20:55He lives so far away I'm never going to see him anymore.
20:58I'm so sorry.
20:59I know that you're good friends.
21:02We're more than friends, Mrs. Vandekamp.
21:06I love him.
21:08Oh.
21:11Why?
21:13Why?
21:14Yes, I'd be curious to know just what it is you see in him.
21:20Well, when my parents first heard I was gay, they kicked me out.
21:23They said I had debased the entire family and that they couldn't love me anymore until I changed.
21:30But Andrew, he said that I should be ashamed of them because they were too stupid to know how great
21:35I was.
21:37That's the thing about Andrew.
21:39It doesn't take crap from anyone. How can you not love someone like that?
21:45You know, it never ceases to amaze me how people can turn their backs on their own family. I mean,
21:50but it happens every day, doesn't it?
21:52Yes.
21:54You know Justin, if you would be willing to help, I'm pretty sure that I could find a way to
21:58keep Andrew from moving.
22:00What do you say?
22:07I'm home.
22:08Oh, hi.
22:09Hey, Mrs. McCluskey.
22:11So, how did everything go?
22:13Fine. Penny fussed a bit. I think her molars are coming in.
22:18The twins fought over the remote. There's nothing new there.
22:21No.
22:22Here's the big news. Parker offered me a fudgicle if I would show him my vagina.
22:30Oh, good God, Lynette. Relax. I didn't do it. I just got this out of the freezer a second ago.
22:35Yeah, of course. No, sorry.
22:36Apparently, Parker wanted to put a sunflower seed inside me and see if a baby would grow.
22:40Where do kids get this stuff?
22:43Oh, that was me. He was asking about the birds and the bees and I fudged a few of the
22:48details.
22:50Well, he's only seven years old. I don't think he needs to know everything yet.
22:55I don't want to rob him of his innocence.
22:57Well, now that's where you're wrong. You get them when they're young.
23:01Give them all the gory details. And then when they're good and disgusted, you shame them.
23:07Excuse me?
23:08You tell them sex is dirty and wrong and he shouldn't talk about it.
23:12And if he does, he's going straight to hell.
23:14That is ridiculous.
23:16You're spoken like a true liberal idiot.
23:18No, I'm not going to shame my son.
23:21I'm telling you, it works.
23:23It keeps people in their place.
23:25It keeps parents from being humiliated and it keeps me from having to spend the afternoon talking about my woo
23:30-woo.
23:40In your haste to duck out before the credits roll, you...
23:43Oh, my God. Oh, thank you so much.
23:46I stuck a card in there just in case you ever wanted to purposely sit next to me in a
23:50movie.
23:52Orson, I'm flattered. Really. You don't want to date me. I mean, my love life is just so complicated right
23:59now.
24:00Well, you know, I won't bore you with the details.
24:04So the ex-boyfriend has no idea you're secretly married to the ex-husband who still loves you, but unless
24:09you give him a reason not to, is going to marry the neighborhood slut.
24:12Did I call Edie a slut?
24:14Hmm.
24:14Well, that's overstating it. Edie's not a slut. She's just popular with indiscriminate men.
24:20Anyway, yes, those are the relevant players.
24:22Okay.
24:22Now, I'm absolutely horrified that I'm about to say what I'm about to say, but there's nobody else I can
24:26talk to who won't judge me.
24:27And since you're a complete stranger, I'll probably never see you again unless I randomly run into you on the
24:31street, in which case you'll ignore me because you know how crazy I am.
24:35So here goes. I'm having feelings for Carl again. Does that make me a terrible person?
24:45You want my unvarnished opinion?
24:48Lay it on me.
24:49It doesn't make you a terrible person, but it does make you a, well, a sucker.
24:55This Carl's a coward. He wants you to be the heavy and take all the responsibility.
24:59If you're having feelings for a guy like that, I'd say run far, far away.
25:03He lives three houses down.
25:05Hmm. Well, good luck to you then.
25:11But like I said, if you're interested in a tooth whitening, my card's still in your wallet.
25:22Chaumet!
25:25Chaumet!
25:26I'm late to meet Mrs. Vandekamp! I'll be back in a little while!
25:38I'm so sorry I'm late.
25:39Oh, honey, it's all right. I mean, with the new baby at home, I'm surprised you made it at all.
25:44Oh, I'll have a drink. Anything with an umbrella.
25:49So tell me, how are you doing? I mean, your entire world must be turned upside down. I must be
25:54exhausted.
25:56You know, it's been challenging, but I soldier on. So what about you? You look so rested.
26:01I just got a massage at Misty Spring. Things have been a little tense at home and I needed an
26:06hour to relax.
26:07Good for you. I love that spa.
26:10Oh, by the way, while I was there, I saw your housekeeper.
26:13Chaumet?
26:15Oh, no. You must be mistaken. I just left her. She's at home working.
26:19Are you sure? I was talking to her in the steam room for about 20 minutes.
26:23What?
26:23Yeah, apparently you gave her a gift certificate.
26:40Oh, honey, I'm so sorry. I'm never going to leave you again.
26:48Yes, yes.
26:50I'm home. My interview got canceled.
26:54Oh, that's my little girl. You're shocked we're lining up nice for mommy?
27:02That's my girl.
27:05Hey, let me take her off your chest so you can do your yoga.
27:07No, no, no, no. We're doing just fine. Aren't we?
27:24Right, Jill has got me auditioning wedding bands and I'm clueless about Edie's taste in music. What do you think
27:29of these guys?
27:30That's why you brought me down here?
27:31Carl, you made it sound like it was an emergency.
27:34It is. I need to have somebody to dance with so I can see if these guys have the power
27:37to help me get my groove on.
27:40Carl.
27:42Oh, that's right. You like it laid back and romantic, don't you?
27:45Guys, can we play something mellow?
27:47No, don't bother because I'm going.
27:54That was not a coincidence.
28:00This was playing the night we first kissed. It's our song. Remember?
28:04I remember. I also remember that you are planning on marrying someone else.
28:09Not if you don't want me to.
28:12Come on, Susie Q. I can see you still have feelings for me and I know I have never stopped
28:17loving you.
28:18You want the truth? I don't know how I feel about you, but I keep looking at you, trying to
28:23see if you've changed, if you've grown up.
28:25You know what I see? I see the same weak coward that walked out on me three years ago.
28:31Of course I've changed.
28:33I don't think so.
28:36So I think you should probably stay with Edie.
28:43And the band is good. You should hire them.
29:17What the hell?
29:21For God's sakes.
29:22What the hell are you doing in there?
29:24This is my house. What are you doing?
29:25We're tending for termites. We've got a work order. Signed by who?
29:30I've never been so embarrassed in my whole life.
29:33They're supposed to be tending my house. I must have written the address down wrong.
29:38Muchachos. Mi casa esta aquÃ.
29:42You've taken it too far this time. These little mind games are going to stop. Right now.
29:47If they don't, what are you going to do? Blow out your brains like your wife did.
29:53Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! What the hell?
29:56Hey! You okay?
29:57Did you hear that?
29:58He assaulted me for an honest mistake.
30:01God knows what would have happened if you hadn't been here.
30:03Let go!
30:05Come on. Come on.
30:13I talked to Mrs. McCluskey and for God's sakes, Parker, you can't ask people things like that.
30:19Why?
30:22Because... it's rude.
30:24I said please.
30:24It doesn't matter. You've got to quit talking to people about their bodies and about where, you know, babies come
30:32from.
30:33Why?
30:33Because it's not an appropriate subject.
30:37Why?
30:38Because it's not.
30:40Why?
30:41Because it's dirty and wrong and I'll wash your mouth out with soap. That's why.
30:46In that moment, Lynette saw a look on her son's face she had never seen before.
30:52And she thought of the look he had on his face when he had become obsessed with dinosaurs.
30:57Obsessed with baseball.
30:59And obsessed with trains.
31:02And it occurred to Lynette she didn't need to shame her son.
31:06All he needed was a brand new obsession.
31:10I thought you said we couldn't have a puppy.
31:12Well, turns out we really needed one.
31:17You can go and play.
31:18And though she didn't know it at the time, it would be another three years before Parker Scavo would ever
31:25ask about sex again.
31:30Pearl, what's going on?
31:32I'm on the way to a motel. I just want to let you know that the wedding is off.
31:37It is?
31:38I told Edie I wasn't in love with her. At least not the way that she deserves.
31:43Wow.
31:46Why did you change your mind? I mean, I hope it wasn't because of me because I told-
31:49It wasn't for you.
31:52No?
31:53You were right.
31:55I have been a coward.
31:57I was a coward three years ago when I walked out on the two most important people in my life.
32:01And I was being a coward with Edie.
32:04I need to even consider marrying her when I know what real passion and real love feels like.
32:14Anyway, I just thought I'd let you know.
32:19Carl.
32:23You look pretty beat up.
32:26Why don't you come in?
32:29We'll crack open a bottle of wine.
32:31Come on.
32:37All right. Here we go. This is the last of Andrew's things. Once we tape up these boxes, we can
32:42start loading the car.
32:43I'm proud of you, Bree. You're being awfully big about this.
32:46Well, I have to admit, I was a bit upset at first, but then it hit me. You're his grandparents.
32:52You should bond. Get to know the real Andrew.
32:56Oh, Dad, I forgot to warn you. These are some of Andrew's adult videos. I don't approve, but boys will
33:01be boys.
33:04Oh, Henry, stop looking at that filth.
33:08I don't get it.
33:10Where are the women?
33:12What are you talking about?
33:13This is all just a bunch of naked men.
33:17Sweet mother of God, what the hell are they doing?
33:20I don't know. I don't know what I'm looking at.
33:22Henry?
33:23This is pornography for homosexuals.
33:26Oh, shoot. I wish you hadn't gone through that. Now we have to have an unpleasant conversation, and we were
33:31having such a nice time.
33:32Bree, is Andrew gay?
33:36Oh, Dad, Andrew hates labels. I'm sure it's just a phase.
33:39Excuse me, but he has a magazine titled Leather Daddy's in Love. That does not sound like a phase to
33:45me.
33:46Maybe not, but it's no longer my concern now that he'll be living with you.
33:52We have to have a serious talk.
33:55Let's don't freak out about this. The Dutch therapist said-
33:59Forget the Dutch therapist in the kitchen!
34:03Now!
34:12Hey, where's Grandma and Grandpa? I need to start loading up my stuff.
34:15Oh, they, uh, they already left.
34:18Wait, they left? Without me?
34:21Ah, yeah, they wrote you a letter.
34:27It seems they came across some personal items of yours that, um, upset them.
34:32They're taking away my trust fund? They can't do that!
34:35Well, actually, they can. I mean, it's their money to dispense with as they see fit.
34:41I know it doesn't seem fair, but-
34:43No, it's really unfair. In fact, it sucks!
34:47What am I supposed to do now?
34:48Well, now that you can't afford to become emancipated, I guess you're gonna have to stay here with me.
34:54Andrew, we can make this work.
34:57We just have to let go of our anger.
35:00No.
35:02Oh.
35:05Oh, I, um, had a chance to have a nice chat with Justin the other day.
35:09He really seems very sweet.
35:10I've invited him over for dinner tonight, I hope you don't mind.
35:22Now I wish I hadn't torched our wedding photos.
35:27Who would have thought, after everything that's happened, that we would have ended up back here again?
35:32It's been one hell of a ride, huh?
35:34Yeah.
35:37So how do you feel now?
35:39About us?
35:41I feel good.
35:44I feel happy.
35:46You're not having second thoughts?
35:48I can't believe you actually want to talk about feelings. You really have changed.
35:52Hey, this is the new Carl, baby.
35:55He's not afraid to cry.
36:00Hello?
36:02Oh, hi, Edie.
36:04Uh, yeah, he's here.
36:07Hold on.
36:09How does she know you're here?
36:13Hi.
36:15Yeah, I just came by to help Julie with her civics homework.
36:19Uh-huh.
36:21Okay.
36:21I'll take care of it.
36:22What kind of juice do you want?
36:24Right.
36:25Are you getting juice for her?
36:28Yeah, just one carton.
36:30You ripped the woman's heart out.
36:32Why would she want juice from you?
36:34Okay.
36:35Don't freak out.
36:36But this breakup is sort of a work in progress.
36:39She doesn't know?
36:40Calm down, I can explain.
36:42So, if Edie doesn't know, then that means that you just cheated on her.
36:46With me.
36:46You made me the other woman.
36:48Please don't be angry.
36:49I tried to break up with you, but because I wasn't sure you wanted me back,
36:52it just wouldn't come out of my mouth.
36:54Now that I know that you want me and love me again, it's a done deal.
36:57Get out of my house, you miserable son of a bitch!
37:01Are you going to talk about this?
37:02No!
37:02Just get out!
37:03Get out!
37:04Susie!
37:05Our marriage was garbage!
37:06Just a disgusting pile of garbage!
37:09Don't do this like that!
37:09Don't do this like that!
37:09I regret everything that came of it!
37:11Except you, honey.
37:12You're my rock.
37:14Get out!
37:14I promise you I'm going to break up with Edie and make this right.
37:19I'll call you when it's done.
37:21Don't bother!
37:22I won't pick up!
37:30We've all done something in our lives we're ashamed of.
37:35Some of us have fallen for the wrong man.
37:40Some have let go of the right woman.
37:44There are those who have humiliated their parents.
37:50And those who have failed their children.
37:55Yes, we've all made mistakes that diminish us and those we love.
38:01But there is redemption if we try to learn from those mistakes.
38:05And grow.