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00:10what's up wolf bag fam is your boy kip back at it again hope you're doing well kicking it with
00:14harold and albert on step toe and sun what adventures are going to be happening on this
00:19week's episode i gotta stay tuned to find out ladies and gentlemen but whether you're new or
00:24current you're going to hear this line again anyway but you're going to hear it right now
00:27snacks is not included damn it you gotta bring your own fancy a cup of go make a sandwich whatever
00:31you need to come kick with me and hopefully you'll have a laugh alongside me what adventures are these
00:37guys gonna get into let's get this journey started let's get it snacks not included let's freaking go
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02:22You've been out of my frep'ly bits again, haven't you?
02:24Who, me?
02:25Yeah, I said you've been out of my frep'ly bits again, haven't you?
02:28How, for me?
02:29Yes, you.
02:30No, no, I don't touch them.
02:32No, no, you've got the wrong block, mate.
02:34Don't go down a bit.
02:35There was more in there than that last night.
02:37You know, very well I've been saving up my frep'ly bits.
02:40What do you want to take them out for?
02:42If you want money, you can ask for it.
02:43There's no need to go through my frep'ly bits.
02:45I'll never touch a frep'ly bits.
02:47What do I want to touch your frep'ly bits for?
02:48I've got frep'ly bits on me own.
02:52You just have a look at your frep'ly bits.
02:53No, I didn't but out of my.
02:54Come on, I just want to see how many you are.
02:57You can wait up there.
03:00You rotten, fieming old ghets.
03:04Your level's gone up, my level's gone down.
03:06I put in a lot this morning.
03:07Yeah, I bet you did.
03:08I know you've got them from and all.
03:09You've fieved them out of my.
03:10I've never had this customer.
03:12He paid me and slapped me bits.
03:13Don't degrade yourself by lying.
03:17My mum was supposed to be a Sunday school teacher.
03:20Didn't she tell you nothing about lying and knocking off?
03:23I ain't been knocking off.
03:24You're a tea leaf.
03:25You're a dirty, stinking, rotten, tiring, fingered old tea leaf.
03:29Knocking off from your own son, that's even worse.
03:32Now, don't you call me names.
03:34I'll come with them honest.
03:35How many did you whip?
03:36Come on, tell me how many you whipped.
03:37I didn't even whip.
03:38Oh, I had this customer.
03:40Liar.
03:41What did he buy from you?
03:43The old gas boiler.
03:44Liar.
03:45He's still out there in the yard.
03:47He's coming to collect it tomorrow.
03:48How much did he give it for?
03:49A pound.
03:50In threatening bits, yeah.
03:51Liar.
03:53What's his name?
03:54I don't know, I didn't ask him.
03:56How many threatening bits in a pound?
03:5980.
04:00Yeah, 80.
04:02What's he doing carrying 80 threatening bits about for, eh?
04:06Perhaps he was collecting them to buy a gas boiler.
04:10He gave you 80 threatening bits for that boiler.
04:12Half that boiler's mine.
04:14That's 40, you owe me for a stop.
04:17Oh, that's very nice.
04:19Give it back.
04:20That's very nice.
04:22Robin, an old man of his scrap me, bitch.
04:25That's very nice.
04:27Just because I got more than you did.
04:29No, because you've been feeling them out of mine.
04:31Mine ever goes down and your level goes up.
04:33I'm not putting up with that.
04:34And if you've been lying,
04:36if no one comes to collect that boiler,
04:38I'm having the out of 40 as well.
04:40Ooh.
04:40And don't let me catch a thieving them again.
04:43Keep your skinny claw out of there.
04:45Yeah.
04:46Saving them up for my holidays.
04:48You know very well.
04:52Holiday money, that is for spending.
04:55That's gold.
04:55Nearly 50 knickers worth when it's full.
04:58So you don't miss them this way.
05:05Oh, he drops off.
05:06I don't mind lending you a quid.
05:07But don't go nick him, my fret me.
05:09All right, all right, don't keep my butt.
05:11Just slap me, bitch.
05:12There's more in love than slap me, bitch, you know.
05:14What are you collecting for, then?
05:16Not myself.
05:17I ain't selfish.
05:19Them's for the television license.
05:21So as it won't come like a clout
05:23round the back of the nut every January.
05:26Four pound a year, that course, you know.
05:29That's two and a half inches
05:30that's happening, bitch,
05:31and you don't give me nothing towards them.
05:32Me?
05:33I don't watch it.
05:34Now, don't lie.
05:35You're always watching it.
05:36You watch it more than I do.
05:38At least I fall asleep sometimes.
05:40I'll say you.
05:41You watch it right through
05:42from Cliff Mitchellmore to Goldside the Queen.
05:44I watch it sometimes, yeah, when it's on.
05:48Well, you can't do it without anything else, can you?
05:50I mean, you can't believe how bad it is.
05:52You need to watch it.
05:53You can switch it off.
05:54No, if I switch it off, you wake up.
05:56I'd rather watch television
05:57than listen to you moaning all night.
05:59You've got to be.
06:00Well, I'll leave you down here
06:01with my crippling business.
06:10What are you looking for?
06:17Did anything come through the post for me today?
06:23Oh, no.
06:25Yeah, sleep box.
06:27I forgot.
06:30Oh, you've been steaming them open.
06:31I haven't touched them.
06:33Yeah, well, you better not neither.
06:34I don't like having my letters steamed open.
06:39No more than I like having me
06:41flippin' me bits, I'll finish.
07:00You got that spidey sense, man.
07:11I'll have some privacy in my own house.
07:13Tell your house, it's my house.
07:15Well, these are my letters, though, ain't they?
07:17C, H-steptoe, S-quire.
07:20Not A-steptoe.
07:21H-steptoe.
07:22H for Harold.
07:24That's me.
07:25Do you want to read something?
07:26I'll read your own letters.
07:27I ain't got no letters.
07:29Nobody ever writes to me.
07:30Oh, God.
07:33Oh, God.
07:34Oh, you fool, old man.
07:37Oh, here, have a look.
07:39Thanks, boys.
07:42Oh, holidays.
07:44Oh, good.
07:44Here, we're going on holidays, Ollie.
07:46I'll be nice to talk to you about that.
07:50Your time's getting on.
07:51You have to book up early.
07:52What's all them other letters?
07:54Is there holidays as well?
07:55Here, come on.
07:55Have a look.
07:56Don't mind me.
07:57But only mine.
07:58They're all holidays, are they?
07:59Oh, how good.
08:01They're my holiday approaches.
08:02I'll stand wide for them.
08:04Oh, you mean?
08:07Oh, what do you see?
08:10Now, what's this?
08:12Greece.
08:14Italy.
08:15Spain.
08:19But we always go to Bognor.
08:21Yeah, I thought we'd have a change this year.
08:24Yeah, but we've always been to Bognor.
08:27Well, it's about time we've stopped going to Bognor, isn't it?
08:29Well, what have you got against Bognor?
08:31I've got nothing against Bognor.
08:32It's a nice place.
08:33I just don't want to go to Bognor, I'm sure.
08:36It's lovely there.
08:39The Hotton Park Pets Corner.
08:44I bet there's nothing like this in these places.
08:47Yeah.
08:49Hey.
08:51Now, what's this?
08:54Greece.
08:56Aye.
08:58Aye, look at it.
08:59It is falling to bits.
09:03That happens to be the Acropolis.
09:06The what?
09:07The Acropolis.
09:09Haven't you never heard of it?
09:10That's famous, that is.
09:13The four horsemen of the Acropolis.
09:19That's dark to me.
09:21And what about Mrs. Clifford?
09:25She's expecting us.
09:27Marvellous board, you know.
09:28She's gotten off to falling to bits like this lot.
09:31And her grub.
09:35Marvellous.
09:36Yeah.
09:37I bet it's better than this Greek grub.
09:40When I was in France in 1914,
09:44I am not a Greek grub.
09:46Nothing but a load of rubbish.
09:48Nah, you wouldn't get me going to Broad again.
09:50Not if you were to pay me a thousand quid, you wouldn't.
09:53Oh, that makes things a bit easier, don't you?
09:55What does?
09:56Well, I was thinking of going on holiday on my own this year anyway.
10:01Huh?
10:02Wow.
10:02I'm going on holiday by myself.
10:05By yourself?
10:08Without me?
10:09Yeah, on my own.
10:11On your own?
10:13Yeah, by myself.
10:16Without me?
10:17Yeah.
10:18You're killing me pops.
10:20But son, we've always been on holiday together.
10:22We've been on holiday together since you was that high.
10:25Oh, no, we have, Dad.
10:26That's what I mean.
10:27I think we ought to go somewhere else for change.
10:29Do us good.
10:33If it's Bognor, you're worried about your capture, right?
10:36Yeah, we don't want to keep on going to the same place all the time.
10:40Yeah, we'll have a change.
10:41All right.
10:42We'll go abroad.
10:43Look, Dad, you're making it very hard for me.
10:46You see, I said by myself, on my own.
10:49See?
10:51Well, look, we work together all year, don't we?
10:53Live in each other's pockets, don't we?
10:55Well, I thought we ought to get away from each other for a while.
10:58Well, I don't want to get away from you.
10:59I like going on holiday with you.
11:01I look forward to our holidays together.
11:03I thought you did.
11:06We've had some good times together in Bognor.
11:09Do you remember last year when we hired that boat?
11:12Look, Dad, please.
11:13Let me put it like this.
11:15I'm 37 now.
11:17In three years' time, I shall be 40.
11:21Well, apart from when I was in the army, I ain't never been away by myself.
11:24Well, what do you want to go away by yourself for?
11:26It's no fun by yourself.
11:27I'm hoping I won't be by myself when I go there.
11:30I'm only going by myself.
11:33Let me put it like this.
11:35I'm still young, see?
11:37But I won't be young much longer.
11:40Well, all the unmarried blokes I know, they go away on their own.
11:43Well, they meet people and people they're own age.
11:47Young people.
11:48They like a button.
11:49Have a marvellous time.
11:52I won't get in your way.
11:53Yes, you will, Dad.
11:54Oh, you won't mean to, but you will.
11:57You say I want to go to St. Tropez?
11:59Where's that?
12:00Down south.
12:01In France.
12:02Where Bridget Bardot goes.
12:07See, the lads have been telling me all about it.
12:09Well, these beaches, you see, and it's stacked solid with unmarried rumbo.
12:16Oh, lying there in the sun.
12:18Well, I won't have a go at it before it's too late.
12:21Look, I'm going and that's all there's to it.
12:24Aren't you?
12:25Look, it's not that I don't like your company, but you would be a bit of a lumber, wouldn't
12:28you?
12:31I'm a lumber now, am I?
12:32You wouldn't like it there, Dad.
12:34You feel out of place.
12:35It's very posh, Dad.
12:36I mean, it's all little briefs there, you know.
12:40You can't go lying about on a beach in your braces with your trousers rolled up.
12:46I don't want them to laugh at you, Dad.
12:50All right, son.
12:51I understand.
12:53That's all right.
12:54No, supposing I do pick up with a bird, I'm going to have to cart about all evening, aren't
12:58I?
12:59We can't take you with us.
13:00You'd have nowhere to go.
13:01You'd be on your own.
13:04Ain't there no old birds?
13:05There are no birds, my eye.
13:07No.
13:08It's all brown stuff, Dad.
13:10It's all beatniks.
13:12It's not the sort of holiday for men of your years.
13:16All right, son.
13:18No birds?
13:18I understand.
13:21I hope you have a nice time.
13:26Damn, Harold.
13:41Where will you go then, Dad?
13:44Oh, I don't know.
13:47Back to Mrs. Clifford, I suppose.
13:49She's expecting us.
13:50Look, why don't you go someplace else?
13:52For a change, go someplace else.
13:54What?
13:55On me else?
13:56You don't have to be on your own.
13:58Why don't you go on one of these coach tours?
14:00Lots of people like you.
14:01People your own age.
14:03You'd soon get chatting.
14:04Oh, you'd like that.
14:06Here, why don't you go to Scotland?
14:07Or North Wales?
14:09Oh, did I stop at all the boozers?
14:13Yeah.
14:15Lovely.
14:16Don't you worry about me, son.
14:19I'll sort something out.
14:29You're killing me, bro.
14:31Oh, blimey.
14:32It's only for full night.
14:34Oh, I haven't said anything.
14:38You're old enough to make up your own mind.
14:40You want to go away on a whole day on your own.
14:42That's up to you.
14:44I don't want to be a lumber.
14:50I'm going to get your tea ready.
14:52I've got to do it.
14:52You do see that?
14:53Yes.
14:53I've got to go before it's too late.
14:55You see, you have to be free to move a bar.
14:57Creatures of impulse.
14:58I mean, supposing I'll go off to Italy with one of these potty tarts?
15:02You wouldn't know where I was, would you?
15:04There you'd be on the beach at night in your braces looking for me.
15:07The old gendons would have you in the Nickerson and look at you.
15:10Tell me why, Dad.
15:15I think a coach trip to Scotland would do you the world of good.
15:21Yeah, perhaps it would.
15:24I'll think about it.
15:27Just...
15:29It's a bit...
15:30It's hard to reconcile, you know, get used to, after you've always been together.
15:37Every year, on holiday, with your own son.
15:40It takes a bit of getting used to, doesn't it?
15:42That's all.
15:43And then...
15:45You realise you don't want you no more.
15:54I suppose we don't like to think of ourselves as ready for the scrap heap.
15:59Young people don't realise what it's like to be...
16:04Oh...
16:05Loving.
16:06Hey, mate.
16:09Cut the onions, man.
16:10What do you want for tea?
16:12Nothing.
16:12I don't want nothing.
16:13Leave me alone.
16:15What's the matter with you?
16:16You're going to be spoilt it, aren't you?
16:18I thought at least you don't understand.
16:20I thought at least you might be a bit gracious about it.
16:23A fortnight!
16:24That's all I'm going for!
16:25A rotten, stinking, lassy fortnight!
16:27For the first time, in 37 years, I want to go away on my arm.
16:30No, you have to spoil it, don't you?
16:33Mooching about like a martyr, all hurt and miserable.
16:36Well, you ain't going to spoil it, because I'm going.
16:39Might be my last chance.
16:40I might be our folding next year.
16:42I'm going to take the chance while I've got it.
16:45I ain't stopping you.
16:46I bet you never had to take your dad on holiday for you when you was a lad.
16:50I never had a holiday when I was a lad.
16:52I never seen the sea until I was in the army.
16:56We couldn't afford the holidays in those days, mate.
16:59Yeah.
17:01Well, I can.
17:03I've worked hard for it.
17:04I've earned it.
17:05Look, I'll tell you what I'll do.
17:09I'll give you 15 quid towards your holiday.
17:12No, I don't want your money.
17:13I've got my own money, thank you.
17:14Take it, go on.
17:15No, no, I don't want it.
17:17No, I don't want it.
17:19Don't waste it on me.
17:21Spend it on your new friends.
17:24Oh, my God.
17:26This is brilliant acting.
17:29Anyway, I don't think I'll go away this year.
17:32I'll stay here.
17:34Might as well be lonely here.
17:36It's lonely somewhere else and having to pay for it.
17:38Oh, I'll stay here.
17:39Stay here and mope.
17:41I'll don't care.
17:42I'll do my best.
17:44You don't want any tea, then?
17:46No, I'll do.
17:47All right.
17:48I think I'll go to bed, huh?
17:51I don't feel very well.
17:53Oh, God.
17:53Now what's the matter?
17:55Oh!
17:57I'll be all right.
17:59Just had a bit of a shock, that's all.
18:02I'll be all right in the morning.
18:05I expect you'll want to be sorting out your arrangements.
18:12I don't disturb you.
18:18Good night.
18:25I think it's killing Harold a little bit, too.
18:30Oh, yeah.
18:31Oh, yeah.
18:38Do you want me to bring you anything up?
18:40Any cocoa or anything?
18:42No, I don't you bother.
18:44Ask now, Bob.
18:45I'll get it.
18:46What do you want?
18:47Coco?
18:48No, thanks.
18:50What do you want, then?
18:51Nothing.
18:53I'll probably be asleep soon.
18:55I feel tired.
18:57I feel me age all of a sudden.
19:00Damn, bro.
19:04I'll see you in the morning.
19:06God willing.
19:08Oh, no.
19:10He hit him with that one.
19:12God willing, boys.
19:13We're going to have three hysterical weeks with him before I...
19:16We're doomed.
19:17We're doomed.
19:20God willing, boys.
19:26I should have gone years ago and stayed there.
19:30Now I'm going.
19:31He ain't going to spoil my holiday.
19:34Let's see.
19:36This look needs sorting out.
19:42Costa Brava.
19:44Oh, Spain.
19:49South of France, Italy, and Greece.
19:58I've never heard anybody chatting about the Greek birds, so they can't be out there much.
20:05Shots fired at Greece.
20:06Yeah, Spanish birds is all right.
20:09You can't get near them without their moms.
20:13I'll take him with and pair off.
20:15No, it's not with them.
20:17I'll hit you.
20:18That leaves suck.
20:20Italy.
20:22Oh, yeah.
20:24And San Tropez.
20:28Well, the Italian birds are bigger.
20:32But they don't wear nothing in San Tropez.
20:34Yeah.
20:35Oh, yes.
20:36San Tropez, I think.
20:38And you can size it all up at a glance.
20:43Besides, I've only got a fort now.
20:44I can't afford to muck about.
20:48Time is money, boys.
20:50San Tropez.
20:52Comic to me.
20:53Bus along the coast.
20:55What about digs?
20:58Kip on the beach.
21:02I might meet a bird with a yacht.
21:05Takes a shot at the moon.
21:07Strain in there.
21:11I'm not a bad looking fella.
21:14Yes, yes.
21:16Oh.
21:20Let's see.
21:30Gold, here we go.
21:32What is it this time?
21:33His heart, his lungs, his liver, his leg.
21:37I'll get him going away.
21:40Shut up.
21:43Savage.
21:44I'm busy.
21:46Don't start that.
21:47I know what you're up to.
21:49I'm going on my own.
21:53Harold, I'm not well.
21:56Hard luck.
22:01It's me heart.
22:02Yeah, I thought it would be.
22:03It's about time.
22:06It keeps jumping.
22:09Well, light still and don't move about there.
22:13Oh, shit.
22:16Harold.
22:17I can't.
22:18Get me, Brad.
22:20Don't shout and you wouldn't use so much.
22:27Harold.
22:28I'm going.
22:30Oh, my God.
22:32Oh, no.
22:38Harold.
22:40Call the doctor.
22:42I should think he could hear.
22:46Harold.
22:48Harold.
22:49I'm going.
22:51I'm not joking this time.
22:55Harold.
22:58Can you hear me?
23:01Harold.
23:03Harold.
23:04Harold.
23:05Harold.
23:06Harold.
23:13You better get up there.
23:25Dad.
23:26Dad.
23:27What is it?
23:27What's wrong?
23:28What happened?
23:29Here, Dad.
23:30Dad.
23:32Dad.
23:32If you're mucking about, I won't have you.
23:37What happened?
23:38What went wrong?
23:39Now, come on, Dad.
23:41It's now time for joking.
23:43Look, if there's nothing wrong with you, I'll...
23:45Oh, look, if you're playing about, it's the last you'll see of me.
23:48I'll skin you.
23:49Help me.
23:49I'll skin you.
23:51Jesus.
23:52Dad.
23:54It's all used to be shit.
23:57Dad.
23:58Dad.
24:00Dad.
24:01Dad.
24:01Dad.
24:02Dad.
24:02Dad.
24:02Dad.
24:04Dad.
24:07Dad.
24:10Dad.
24:10Whoa, whoa.
24:16How is he, Doctor?
24:17Here, resting quietly.
24:18I've given him a sedative.
24:19Is it going to be all right?
24:20Oh, I think so.
24:21There's never very much wrong with him.
24:22Is there?
24:23Half-fought, sir.
24:24I'll smash his head in.
24:26I don't know.
24:27He's too like a dirty rat malinger.
24:28He's always having you here.
24:29There's nothing wrong with him.
24:30Why don't you tell him there's nothing wrong with him?
24:32have told him but you see Harold your father's condition isn't physical it's
24:36a mental condition. I agree with you dear. You'll start raving boggles! I think you and I ought to have
24:43a
24:43little chat about him. Thank you.
24:50Go on. No. So now, when does your father have these so-called heart attacks? Every time he can't get
24:56his own way.
24:57Whenever I want to do something and he don't want me to. Exactly. Now, that's typical of his trouble.
25:03Oh, thank you. Cheers.
25:09Dear, whiskey. Blended.
25:14You see, your father's an old man. He's frightened of being alone. It's common enough here with people of his
25:20age.
25:20You're his only relative, I take it? Yeah. Yes, well there it is. He tells me that you're planning to
25:25take separate holidays this year.
25:26Yeah, I want to go around my own. But it's the first time, see. I mean, it's only for a
25:32fortnight.
25:33Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes. I sympathise with you. But you know, old folk aren't rational about these things.
25:37He thinks you don't want him. I don't.
25:42Well, it's up to you. As a doctor, there's nothing more I can do.
25:46There's no medicine for loneliness, Harold. It's only for a fortnight. Just for a fortnight.
25:51I want to be on my own. I've been looking forward to it. Well, down my own, can't.
25:56Look, I'll send him a card every day. Two cards.
25:59It's hard to do the same thing, is it? As you just said, it's the first time and I'm a
26:03little worried that something could happen to him when you're away.
26:06You know, they can wish these illnesses on themselves.
26:11I'm trapped. That's it. I'm trapped.
26:17I'm doomed to be a nurse mate to him all my life.
26:19I wouldn't put it quite like that. After all, we're all trapped by something or another. We all have responsibilities.
26:26One day you'll be old yourself. Yeah, but I've been looking after him all my life.
26:30I mean, I've not had time to get married and have kids to look after me.
26:34I will be on my own.
26:40Well, that's my advice.
26:43All right, I'll take him. I know it'll come to this. I'll take him.
26:47Good.
26:48What he's going to do in Saint-Tropez, I don't know.
26:52Saint-Tropez?
26:53Yeah, that's where we'll go. In Saffron.
27:02I don't think that would be a very good idea.
27:05You see, it's important in his present condition that he should be, well, content.
27:11He was telling me about Bognor.
27:13Oh, no, no.
27:14Oh, no.
27:15I was saying that he had such pleasant memories, that you had such good times there.
27:19They are marvellous.
27:20The landlady is very kind, I believe. The food good, the air bracing.
27:23Oh, that's a knockout.
27:25Yeah, I think it would be a very good idea, doing a world of good.
27:28Yes, well, have you come here.
27:30Now, you think it over, Harold, eh? I'm sure you'll do the right thing.
27:36Oh.
27:40Have a nice holiday.
28:10I don't like that look in his eyes.
28:12It's evil.
28:23We're on a holiday. Let's go.
28:30Is that cotton candy?
28:36He got his way, Albert.
28:41All right.
28:47There you go, man.
28:48There's some ladies.
29:13Turn up, please.
29:14Hey, turn up.
29:17Yeah.
29:21Yeah, look.
29:33He's feeling really good now.
29:45Very good episode.
30:18Man, man.
30:19Oh, man, this can't win.
30:21I guess there's not enough birds out in this location for him.
30:24Maybe it's only old birds for him, man.
30:26But, you know, we'll talk about it.
30:30Hold up.
30:30Don't go anywhere.
30:31I hope that you enjoyed it.
30:32See you in the morning.
30:34God willing.
30:35Oh, my God, man.
30:39Golly.
30:41Did our boy.
30:42You know, I felt at certain moments on this episode.
30:47Obviously, plenty of laughs, but plenty of moments.
30:50We're just tugging on my heartstring just a little more.
30:54Insert, you know, the sad violin, you know, meme or music accompanying in, man.
31:01Because, you know, words are weapons.
31:03But, you know, and words are very piercing.
31:05But make you feel all different types of emotions in here.
31:09And our man, our man, Albert, he is essentially in many ways, the way I look at him a lot
31:18of times is the boy who cried wolf.
31:20You know, you know, you might believe him a couple of times.
31:24But, like, his son, Harold, after a while, you're not really falling for it.
31:30It's going to take a lot.
31:32And it kills him at those moments.
31:34And his acting as well.
31:35His son's acting.
31:36You know, Harold's acting.
31:37And, you know, he was torn.
31:39And he's feeling it because it is a, you know, it's a big thing that is happening that he wants
31:46to do.
31:46You know, he wants to, you know, fly on his own for a little bit.
31:51Go get himself some, you know, young ladies.
31:53He doesn't want to be dealing with the old birds and stuff like that.
31:57He wants, you know, he's young.
31:58He's 37.
31:59He's going to be 40 in three years.
32:03And, you know, at some point, he wants to, he's got to, you know, he's got to have some sort
32:09of enjoyment, man.
32:11You know, before, essentially, you know, it's too late.
32:14So, you're torn because I am family first, you know.
32:19And, you know, you do a lot for your family.
32:21But, yeah, our man's Albert is like the boy who cried wolf.
32:24Because, yeah, you don't know if he's really doing it.
32:27And after so many times, man, unfortunately, I don't, it didn't end well for the boy who cried wolf.
32:33Unfortunately, it was too late.
32:34At least if I remember correctly here.
32:38Maybe I read a different book.
32:39But, yeah, he didn't make it.
32:41But for Albert's case here, it looks like he's going to be A-OK here.
32:48So, you got to feel for him, you know, in his words.
32:52Again, old, there's a certain kind of caring that happens to older folks that, you know, your kids are going
33:02to naturally do.
33:03You know, you care for them in almost the same way they cared for you when you were young.
33:10Now, there's different cases where, you know, some kids, you know, may leave and, like, they don't care about their
33:18parents.
33:18But, you know, I'm one who cares about my parents.
33:21So, obviously, I'm laughing, you know, but I'm torn.
33:24I'm torn on this episode.
33:25It might make me cheesy.
33:26I don't know.
33:27I don't care.
33:27But in those moments there, man, I was like, man, this guy can act, man.
33:32He's making me feel all kinds of way.
33:35Making me tear up a little bit, man.
33:38And it's that look in his eyes, his mannerisms, then his son's mannerisms, you know, he's heard it all before.
33:48We're only a couple episodes in, but the amount of years spending with his pops, again, the guy has really
33:54never really been too much away.
33:57And so, I don't fault him.
33:59He needs to enjoy and experience.
34:01He's got to have a little bit of fun.
34:03You know, you saw those posters.
34:04I believe it said South Africa on it, but, you know, you're seeing the bird on the picture there and
34:09you're like, my man's a dreamer.
34:10He's already a big dreamer who has big aspirations and goals and wants to do big things.
34:15And, you know, there ain't nothing wrong with that.
34:18And going on a holiday is cool.
34:22And many people would not go alone.
34:26You know what I mean?
34:27I mean, there's people that will, but there's many people that, nah, they can't even go to the movie theaters
34:33by themselves, yet alone on a holiday.
34:36I went on a holiday by myself, like, a couple of times, man.
34:39It's just a different experience.
34:40Now, I went with friends.
34:42I went with girlfriends at the time.
34:45Yada, yada.
34:45Parents, of course, as well.
34:48And I take my parents on a lot of vacations all the time, as much time as I can.
34:54So, you know, the old sap in me is like, yo, come on, man.
34:57Take your pops.
34:58Go with your pops and stuff because tomorrow's not promised.
35:03Your pops ain't getting any younger.
35:04So that's where the soft spot comes into me.
35:06I'm like, yo, man.
35:07Come on, man.
35:08Come on.
35:09You're killing me, man.
35:10He was making me feel all sorts of ways.
35:13And that's brilliant acting.
35:14And, you know, obviously the dialogues are there and great moments there.
35:19You know, when he hit me with that God willing, that shit was crazy.
35:22But now when I really enjoy when Harold is by his dresser or, you know, his wardrobe and he's got
35:30the mirror there and he's, you know, he's living.
35:33And you hear this guy almost croaking, you know, it's not sounding good, you know, but you just don't know.
35:40And how devious was my man.
35:42He was like, yeah, come on, go, go, bye.
35:45Oh, my God.
35:46That was some, that was some savage ass shits.
35:49And, you know, both of them have their ways of being savage and stuff like that.
35:53But this was a banger episode.
35:56Really, really enjoyable episode.
35:59The doc, you know, the simple things that he did.
36:01He drank that.
36:01Oh, yeah.
36:03He drank that shit.
36:04He was like, what the fuck is this?
36:06It's somebody.
36:07What the fuck is this shit, man?
36:08Man, sorry, man.
36:09You know, I forgot the term that he used.
36:11I'm not a heavy drinker.
36:13So, I don't know, but it's mixed with some extra shit.
36:16It was whiskey with some shit that he said.
36:18I forgot.
36:18Again, I'm not a major drinker.
36:20So, on some of the drinking terms, yeah, I may forget it real quick.
36:25But, yeah, this shit was crazy, man.
36:28This was a really good episode, man.
36:30And, again, just really predominant.
36:32My two boys, you know, father and son duo here.
36:36Man, God.
36:38God was crazy.
36:39And I'm just imagining, man.
36:41This guy.
36:42I hope he's not going with a hole in his shirt at the moment there.
36:44Because he's still got that.
36:45He always got that hole in his shirt, man.
36:47He's got that scarf or whatever wrapped around his neck, man.
36:50And I was pulling for him because, at the same time, you want someone to experience things.
36:55But, at the same sense, cost of your pops, you know, this is going to put a massive strain on
37:00him.
37:00You know, if you spend all your time together and then you, you know, you kind of leave and let,
37:07you know, he might think that, yeah.
37:08So, I was feeling bad, ladies and gentlemen.
37:10I was feeling really bad on this episode.
37:12But I was having a great time.
37:14Having a great time.
37:16But I think when Harold is being a little bit, I guess, harsh on his dad.
37:21And, again, they spend so much time together.
37:22You're going to be butting heads a lot.
37:25The stealing moment there with the money situation.
37:29My man is just looking a little light on his jar, man.
37:32And it's the crazy thing, too.
37:34The simple things that they do there where they're saving for the holiday is the same way that I would
37:38save, you know, when I was younger.
37:42And, too, yeah, a little, you know, you save into a little, I guess, coin bank or, you know, a
37:47bottle.
37:48There was all different types of ones back in the day.
37:50They would have, like, I don't know, like a huge crayon one or some shit or Coca-Cola one, piggy
37:56bank, of course.
37:57But, yeah, I would save for whenever I needed some, whether it was a video game or, you know, whatever,
38:02a trip and stuff.
38:04And I felt him when he said, oh, you know, he didn't go much with his pops.
38:09That killed me, man, because there's a lot of people that go out.
38:11They don't get a chance.
38:13I mean, everybody's life is different.
38:17You know, we do all the similar things, you know, hopefully, as far as, you know, shower and shave, you
38:22know, et cetera, et cetera.
38:23But, yeah, not everybody gets to go on a fancy trip.
38:28And that's a sad reality.
38:30So that one was, man, that shit was tugging at all my heartstrings.
38:33So I think this was another great, great episode here from start to finish.
38:38And, you know, you're pulling for him, but at the same time for Harold, but you're kind of trapped right
38:45now.
38:46You know what I mean?
38:47And that's like the feeling that he's feeling.
38:49But you can see that he is such a good son that it was killing him.
38:54Anybody who generally don't give a fuck, don't give a shit, would not be having the reactions that he was
39:03having, you know, being torn.
39:05This is your pops at the end of the day.
39:06You know, he loves them.
39:07No matter how much they butt heads.
39:09If he didn't love them, we wouldn't see his emotional responses there, pops.
39:15Even though he wanted to whoop his ass.
39:17Like, if you figure I'm going to knock your senses out, I'm going to give you one.
39:21I'm going to give you another one, man.
39:23I love Harold in pieces, man.
39:26So this is another great episode.
39:28I was excited just hearing about the thought of a holiday.
39:31Glad to see a little bit there at the end there.
39:34Don't say anything, but I hope they go on some more holidays together.
39:38Maybe one day he'll get to pick something that he actually wants to do.
39:43But you know what?
39:43Sometimes older folks, you know, it could be younger folks too.
39:47They're set in their ways.
39:50And, you know, if they like a place, it works for them.
39:53It's, they already know it.
39:55You know, they don't want to change.
39:58You know what I mean?
39:58It really is dependent.
40:00Some people want to go travel the world and stuff.
40:02But, oh, I really did enjoy Harold's, I guess you could say his deduction methods and, you
40:11know, where he wanted to go initially, you know.
40:14And if you could have chose one of those destinations that wasn't where they ended up at the end,
40:23which place would you have chosen?
40:25You know, man, I was torn, man.
40:28And I would, because, you know, listen, I love my Spanish ladies and stuff.
40:33But yeah, sometimes, if you better watch out for those mothers, because those mothers are fierce.
40:38They're going to beat you with a chancleta, a.k.a.
40:40a sandal.
40:42And it might, it might sweep you up on a broom.
40:44Or, but my weakness, one of my other weaknesses in life is Italian ladies, man.
40:49Oh, golly.
40:50So that's probably the destination that I would have chosen here.
40:55I've still never been there.
40:56But, you know, I don't get a chance to travel as much as I would dream about.
41:00So right now, I got to just stay dreaming here in my la-la land here.
41:05But, man, I just had a blast.
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