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00:10what's up wolf egg fam it's your boy kid back at it again hope you're doing well continuing my
00:14journey of it ain't f hot mom what up boys uh you know sergeant major shut up and the resident
00:20gang
00:21what adventures are going to be happening on this week's episode i gotta stay tuned and find out but
00:25ladies and gentlemen whether you're new or current you will hear this again it's next is not included
00:29damn it you gotta bring your old fancy a cup and go make a sandwich whatever you need to come
00:33kick with
00:33me and hopefully you have a laugh alongside me let's get it snacks not included let's freaking go
00:42meet the gang cause the boys are here the boys to entertain you with music and laughter to help you
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01:40I'm singing it because it is the most beautiful part of the day.
01:44The sun is rising and peering through steamy jungle.
01:48All the little creepy crawlies are starting to creep and crawl.
01:53And the mosquitoes are all going to sleep.
01:55They're so tired of biting British soldiers all night.
02:01I have finished my first chapati.
02:04And it was filled with first-class British stew and a spoonful of custard.
02:13But today is big worry.
02:16Any moment now, Sergeant Major Saab will come out of that basher and shout,
02:21On Pride!
02:24With a voice loud enough to bust the eardrums of a thick elephant.
02:29And when the concert party come on parade, this will be boat carab.
02:34Is that not so, my friend?
02:35Boat carab, I know.
02:35Ah.
02:36Ah, boat carab.
02:37Oh, ho, ho, ho.
02:38Oh, ho, ho.
02:40And it is boat carab because two of the concert party are missing.
02:44And I am the only one who knows where they are missing, too.
02:48I see all evil.
02:50I hear all evil.
02:51I speak all evil.
02:54Now, this does not make me wise monkey.
02:57Only damned entertaining companion, isn't it?
03:01What time do they go?
03:03Paderewski, you're a light sleeper.
03:05Well, Lofty got out of his charpoy about an hour before a valley.
03:09Let's face it, there's nothing unusual in that.
03:11Now to leave Parkey on guard.
03:13I don't think he went back to bed after that.
03:15As if I haven't got enough worries.
03:17I mean, how am I supposed to concentrate on the creative side?
03:20Oh, I'd hardly have said that having Atlas sing Falling in Love Again, dressed as Marlena Dietrich, was all that
03:26creative.
03:27It went down very well with that £25 troupe.
03:31Which one?
03:32You know, by the Buffalo Waterhole.
03:34Oh, yes.
03:34I have to admit that your Marlena Dietrich wowed them at the Buffalo Waterhole.
03:39And I'm sure it had nothing to do with the fact that you were still wearing your Harry Lauder Highland
03:43socks and boots.
03:45Well, I'd tell Gloria I'd never have time for that change.
03:48Get on, Parade!
03:51Oh, dear me.
03:52Let us put the cat among the woodpile.
03:55How long must be having you?
03:57Move yourselves.
03:58Come on, come on, come on, come on.
03:59Move it, move it.
04:01Start from any sand cell.
04:03It's gone tight.
04:04Turn that ice.
04:06Hello?
04:07What have we here?
04:09I sees me as understrength.
04:12Is some of us suffering from jibby tummy, housemaid's knee, fallen harshes, and think it is a good excuse to
04:18stew in their charpoids, bombardier?
04:20I don't know such a major.
04:23You do not know, but you is commanded by King's Regulations to know just as you is commanded to be
04:27efficient fighting soldiers.
04:29What you is not commanded to do is ponce up and down on these days like a lot of Park
04:32Lane tarts!
04:37Oh, shit!
04:38Turn it up, sir!
04:38Gunna lofty Sugden, sir, as God fell in!
04:41I know, shut up, go away!
04:44Gunna Sugden?
04:45Yes, sir.
04:46I was gonna tell you a little story.
04:48Last time I was on leave, I was walking down Oxford Street, and do you know what happened?
04:53No, Sergeant Major.
04:54I saw a spiff what was selling little six-inch clockwork men.
04:59He was winding them up, and they was running all over the pavement.
05:03They all look just like you.
05:07Now, I would like to wind you up, but I cannot. Do you know why?
05:11Because I'm human.
05:14Because I cannot find a place to put the key!
05:19Why is you late, and where's you been?
05:21I went to the div store to see if they'd got a jungle green uniform for me.
05:25He's fed up with being laughed at, Sergeant Major.
05:28He's fed up with being laughed at, Sergeant Major.
05:32Does people laugh at you, Gunna Sugden?
05:34Yes, Sergeant Major.
05:35Oh, dear, I'll say never mind.
05:37Why does they laugh at you?
05:39Because I wear a funny uniform.
05:42Can you not think of no other reason?
05:45Damn.
05:46No, Sergeant Major.
05:47Do you not think it is possible they laugh at you because you was a short, articulated little twit?
05:53Damn.
05:55Sir, Gunna Park is unprayed with his fine pair of shoulders.
05:59Shut up.
06:00Well, Gunna Park is, are you surprised at you being late?
06:03You ask a good excuse, are you sure?
06:05I took an early morning stroll to get a breath of fresh air, Sergeant Major.
06:09There you are, you see.
06:10This fine soldier does not lie about in his charpoy all morning.
06:13He is out and about taking manly exercise and getting fresh air.
06:17Well, we all live in fresh air here, sir.
06:20Ooh.
06:22Where's your rat?
06:23Uh, I suddenly realised I would be late for parade.
06:27It must have fell off as I rushed here, sir.
06:30There you are again, see.
06:32Instant reactivity to the call of duty.
06:35Oh, Sergeant Major, sir.
06:37Colonel Sarve is just lifting his cross-cross duty.
06:40Squatide!
06:45Morning, Sergeant Major.
06:46Stand a minute, please.
06:47Turn that ice!
06:49Right, we have one or two movement orders, so I'll give you the details.
06:52Will there be any chance of getting a bit nearer the front, sir, so we can have a crack at
06:55the Japanese?
06:55No, not exactly.
06:56Some of the units want us to give them a show.
06:59Which are they, Ashford?
06:59Oh, sorry.
07:03Are you tired?
07:04No, sir, no.
07:05Oh, good.
07:06Well, carry on.
07:07Uh, a troupe of light-eck-eck at Thin Song want to show on Wednesday.
07:10Oh, and there's a special request for Tell Me Pretty Maiden.
07:14Excuse me, sir, but, um, we can't do that.
07:17What do you mean, you can't do it?
07:18What is you on about, Bombardier?
07:19The frocks won't be back from the Dobie.
07:21Well, you can see for that, can't you, Sergeant Major?
07:23Me, sir?
07:24Yes.
07:25I'm sure you can get the Dobie wallet to give our dresses top priority.
07:29Good expect, sir.
07:29I hardly think that getting dresses from the laundry is proper and correct military work for a warrant officer.
07:33Well, we've all got to do our bits, Sergeant Major.
07:35That could be as it may well be.
07:36They also serve for only standard weight.
07:38Yes.
07:39That's got nothing to do with it, Ashford.
07:42Do wake yourself up.
07:43What's next?
07:44Oh, uh, that 25-pounder troupe wants another show.
07:48Is that the one by the, uh, Buffalo Waterhole?
07:51That's right.
07:51They want Marlene Dietrich again.
07:54Whoa.
07:54With the socks and boots.
07:57It's right.
07:58The owner's a net from the Padre.
07:59He found Gunnar Parkin's stories in rather doubtful taste.
08:02Well, I can't understand that, sir.
08:04I mean, they was just broad music, all fun.
08:07Not the one about the cardinal, the actress, and the salami sausage.
08:12Got a good laugh, sir.
08:13Not from the Padre.
08:16Will there be any more hoarders, sir?
08:17Will there be anything else, sir?
08:20Oh, Ashford.
08:20Oh, sorry.
08:21No, nothing further, sir.
08:22No, nothing further.
08:23Do carry on.
08:23Sir.
08:24For goodness sake, wait.
08:25Your time!
08:27Right, on the command fallout, you will double away, fetch your rifles, bring them back to you for inspection.
08:31Excuse me, sir, but if we do that, we won't get the Dutch costumes ready in time.
08:35You see, they've got to sew elastic into all their Dutch bloomers, and I have to put hems onto two
08:41more petticoats.
08:44Hems in petticoats.
08:45The colonel said that the number has to be in the show by tonight, otherwise he wants to know the
08:50reason why.
08:52I see.
08:53Right.
08:55On the order fallout, you will double away, put elastic in your Dutch bloomers, and hems in your petticoats.
09:07Fallout.
09:10He bears.
09:11All right, now, come on, let's have it.
09:12Where have you been?
09:13Oh, never mind that now.
09:14Hey, Randy.
09:15Yes, sir?
09:15You've got to help me get me hat back.
09:17Oh, shut up.
09:18Shut up's watching.
09:19Look busy.
09:25All right, now, come on.
09:27Where's your hat?
09:29Well, Randy introduced me to this Burmese girl, Finn U.
09:33Yes, sir.
09:34Finn U.
09:34Live in village by the river.
09:36Beautiful girl.
09:37And top hole virgin.
09:38Come on.
09:40Has she got a sister?
09:44What's the matter?
09:45It's a perfectly civil question.
09:46Now, listen, she has to watch out for her dad, so we can only see each other at odd times,
09:52like four o'clock in the morning.
09:54The old Hindu proverb which say, no time of day is bad day to see beautiful girl.
10:00Anyway, we was having this cup of tea.
10:02At four o'clock in the morning.
10:04With lemon.
10:06Oh.
10:08And, uh, she wanted a cuddle, like.
10:10Does she speak English?
10:11No, no, sir.
10:12She's speaking signs.
10:14What's the sign for wanting a cuddle?
10:17Well, it's sort of...
10:20Hey, whoa.
10:23Yes, sir.
10:24This is also a very useful sign for deaf greengrocer when you want to add a bunch of bananas.
10:31She wasn't after bananas.
10:35Anyway, we heard her dad come in, so she hid me in her cupboard.
10:39Well, he rabbid it on for hours and hours, and I didn't move a muscle.
10:42Then, as luck would have it, somebody came to the back door about six o'clock.
10:46Probably the milkman.
10:48They did not have milkman in Burma, you burk.
10:51Come on.
10:51Anyway, I stepped out and ran like hell.
10:54I left me at.
10:56Do you think you could go and get it for me, Randy, until I'll be round tonight at twelve o
10:59'clock?
11:00Oh, sir, tonight I have to do the spit and polish on Sergeant Major Sarve's boots.
11:04And it will be mostly spit, sir, because he's a very mean man.
11:09Error!
11:09I'm very noisy one, too, sir.
11:12Coming, sir, to be to sir!
11:15Anyway, I haven't got time to worry about your private life.
11:17The show comes first.
11:19Got to get these Dutch costumes finished.
11:21Come on.
11:23Gloria, can't we do the French scene tonight?
11:25I'm not very confident about this Dutch number.
11:27What do you know about it, your great big amateur, Burke?
11:29I don't do anything in it.
11:30I just stand there and go...
11:36At least, in the French scene, I do me Toulouse-Lautrec solo.
11:40You say it, it hurt your knees.
11:42It's well worth it.
11:43I get a great round of applause.
11:45Yes, I must say, the Dutch scene is rather uninspired.
11:48Uninspired?
11:48You do not know what is going on in my mind.
11:51While you're doing the ooh-ooh-oohs,
11:53I have written some very funny phrases that you'll be singing.
11:56There you are.
11:56I'll give you them.
11:57Here, look.
11:57Get on your piano.
11:58Here, on the verse.
11:59Lofty's one for you.
12:00Lofty, Atlas, Nobby.
12:02Right.
12:03I'll show you.
12:04Very funny.
12:06Are you ready?
12:07Right.
12:08From the top.
12:12By the side of the side of the side of the side of the side of the side of the
12:19side of me.
12:19There my dynamic awaits for me.
12:23Oh, me.
12:26I see diamonds.
12:27I see diamonds from my use of my hand.
12:31Amsterdam, Amsterdam
12:33But there's not a diamond as bright as those eyes on the side of me
12:39Right, you come forward now, lovely
12:41I'm a little Dutch boy
12:42Smile, smile
12:43I saved the land from flooding
12:45I put my finger in the hole
12:46And then I had my pudding
12:51My name is Mr Rembrandt
12:54Painting is my job
12:56I'll decorate your whole front room for only 50 bob
13:00Work on it, work on it
13:03Eyes and teeth, eyes and teeth
13:05My eyesight's getting very bad
13:07I need glasses very much
13:09Cos every time I look at him
13:11I'm seen double Dutch
13:14I am a little Dutch doll
13:16I clatter down the street
13:18Cos I've little wooden clogs
13:20On my little wooden feet
13:24For the little diamond
13:25The side of the night
13:27On the side of the sea
13:32You see, fellas, you see?
13:34I still think we should do the French scene
13:37Rubbish
13:40Right, clean them boots
13:42I want them shiny, shiny, shiny, Malum
13:45Man of my Sergeant Major Tom
13:46Ooh, Sergeant Major Tom
13:48There's an old muddy mess on these boots
13:50Have you been walking by the river?
13:53I will, uh...
13:54It happened last night, as a matter of fact
13:56Ranji
13:58I paid a call on that
14:00Burmese girl you took me to see
14:01Thin U
14:02Oh, shit!
14:03Yes, sir
14:05Very beautiful girl
14:06And top hole virgin, I hope
14:11She's a little smasher, man
14:12She's a bit shy, you know
14:14She didn't want to introduce me to her father
14:16Not at 2 o'clock in the morning, like
14:19So anyway, uh...
14:21After we had the tea and the lemon
14:22She made me sneak out round the back
14:24Like, you know, so nobody'd see me
14:25And, uh...
14:26Well, somehow I, uh...
14:27Found myself by the river
14:28Oh, Sergeant Major Tom
14:29How romantic
14:30You in the moonlight by the river
14:32With your head in clouds
14:33And your feet in mud
14:37Ah, well, now, uh...
14:38Look, Ranji
14:39You can go into that village
14:41Without anybody getting suspicious
14:42So go round, tell Thin U
14:44I'll be seeing her tonight
14:45At 12 o'clock
14:46Sergeant Major Tom
14:47This may not be the best panther
14:49What do you mean?
14:50Well, Sergeant Major Tom
14:52Kettle may not yet have boiled
14:54Just do as I say, all right?
14:56Leave them and go now
14:57Sergeant Major Tom
15:00Bear?
15:01Yes, Colonel, sir
15:02The tablewarrows dashed a button
15:03On my best tunic
15:04Say it on, would you please?
15:06Sergeant Major Tom
15:06I will take it, wife
15:07No, don't take it
15:08I want to wear it
15:08Do it now, would you please?
15:09Sergeant Major Tom
15:09Yep
15:14Sergeant Major Tom
15:18Oh, the ration
15:25Oh, piffle
15:26What the hell?
15:30Oh, crumbs
15:31What on earth's the matter, Ashwood?
15:34I'm sorry, sir
15:35You've been behaving
15:35In the most extraordinary fashion
15:37For the past week
15:37You write things
15:38Tear them up
15:39Roll around at night
15:40Like a pregnant walrus
15:43Disappearing to the jungle
15:44For hours on end
15:45What's going on?
15:47I'm sorry, sir
15:47I didn't think you'd notice
15:48It won't happen again
15:49Good
15:52Oh
15:52Oh
15:53Fiddlesticks
15:55What's the matter now?
15:56Oh, it's too awful
15:58I've just got to make
15:59A clean breast of it
16:00Yes, I think you should
16:01Well
16:02For the last few days
16:03I've been trying to write
16:04A letter to my wife
16:05To tell her the sort of
16:06Blaggard that I am
16:07I see
16:08What sort of blaggard are you?
16:11Absolutely unspeakable
16:12I'm an out-and-out rotter
16:14Which school did you go to?
16:17Richmond Grammar
16:18I see
16:19I see
16:20Well, here I am
16:24A happily married man
16:26Do you know what I've been doing?
16:28Well, we're all isolated
16:29Away from home
16:30We're under tremendous strain
16:33I've been seeing this Burmese girl
16:35Oh
16:36Oh
16:37Pricky fingers up
16:40Uh-oh
16:41Get on with your work
16:42What's that come, sir?
16:43Who is she?
16:44Her name's Thin U
16:45Oh, oh
16:52How did you meet her?
16:53Does she come of a good family?
16:55Oh, yes, sir
16:56She's very beautiful
16:57And top whole virgin, I doubt it
17:02But, Vera, will you get on with your sewing?
17:03What does that make, sir?
17:04I can't believe my ears
17:06I mean, you're an officer
17:08Yes, I know, sir
17:09Although I've got these pips up here
17:11Inside here
17:12I'm seething with primitive instincts and naked lust
17:17Good friends
17:18Hope you haven't done anything silly
17:19Oh, but I have
17:20I've pounded down to that village
17:22And I've sneaked into her Tibu
17:25What?
17:26Tibu, that's Burmese for little house
17:29We've, uh
17:30We've sat next to each other
17:31And we've
17:34We've
17:34Oh, my poor wife
17:35I can't go on
17:36No, you must
17:37Much better
17:38All these things come out in the open
17:39And tell us
17:41We've kissed
17:42And, uh
17:43And, um
17:43Yes
17:45She's poured the tea
17:48And then what?
17:49Well, she usually puts a slice of lemon in
17:52Everybody
17:52Yes, I don't take sugar
17:57My man, funny man
18:02Is that all?
18:04That was too good
18:05How'd you do?
18:07Blimey
18:07This is a geezer from the village
18:09As if I haven't got enough troubles
18:11If you were dedicated to show business
18:13Like I am
18:14This sort of thing would not happen
18:16Do you know, to me
18:17You are the Jeeva
18:18Come here
18:18What's he going on about?
18:20Colonel Tapp
18:20He say
18:21That he is the head man
18:23From the village by the river
18:24There he is
18:25Tita, sita, you are a lobby
18:27Choo Tami
18:27Fling you old life
18:28Shoo Jai
18:29Ochcha
18:29And, Chabi said
18:30The soldier boys
18:31Have been visiting Thinloo
18:32Who is beautiful
18:34Money-backed
18:35Guaranteed
18:35Tophole virgin
18:36Thank him very much
18:42And if we hear of anything
18:42We'll let him know
18:43Come here
18:43Ochcha
18:43Karnasha
18:44Chajata
18:44Chajati
18:45Chajati
18:45Chajati
18:46Chajati
18:46Chajati
18:46Chajati
18:46Chajati
18:46Chajati
18:46Chajati
18:46Chajati
18:47Hey Tami
18:47Tami
18:49Chajati
18:49Chajati
18:50Chajati
18:50Chajati
18:50What's going on
18:51Chajati
18:52Chajati
18:52Chajati
18:52Chajati
18:52Chajati
18:53Chajati
18:53Chajati
18:53Chajati
18:53Chajati
18:53Chajati
18:54And she will
18:55Point to the
18:55Soldier
18:56Chajati
18:56Oh no
19:00Oh no
19:01Oh no
19:03Oh boy
19:05Oh boy
19:06It's three
19:09Look at that face
19:32I'll see
19:41She say, will the tall officer please turn round?
19:44I see.
19:46I'm afraid there's nothing for it, Ashford.
19:55Ingle de Allung a dudu bae.
19:57Ah, Ingle de Allung dudu bae?
19:59Sure. Colonel, sir, she say all the English look alike to her.
20:06Let's go.
20:07Oh, it isn't a dream.
20:10Oh, man.
20:37Then he's rolled up. Colonel, sir, was told Captain Ashford, sir, to go and see her and to say he
20:43will not see her.
20:43And what about the poor Burmese top-hole virgin?
20:48No better than she should be.
21:01I've just felt Parky's blanket.
21:05What for?
21:07To see if he was there.
21:09He's gone.
21:10Hey, should I go after him?
21:12No, certainly not.
21:13I'll go and see if Rand is awake.
21:15I can smell cookie.
21:16I'll go and see.
21:16You will not go and see.
21:18I will go.
21:19I'm the bombardier.
21:22Rand.
21:23Yes, sir?
21:23I want you to go to the village and see if you can...
21:27Hey, hey.
21:28Look, sir. Look.
21:31Another one.
21:33Another one.
21:39Sneaky, sneaky.
21:47Good evening, sir.
21:51Where are you going at this time of night, Sergeant Major?
21:53A little wander around, sir.
21:55But you've got your hat on.
21:57Can I have a word with you, sir?
21:59Man to, uh...
22:00Man like...
22:02Yes, of course.
22:03But hurry up.
22:03Well, sir, this pretty soldier the chink was on about, uh...
22:06Is me, sir.
22:07What are you talking about?
22:09Well, I've been seeing her for three weeks, so she's...
22:11Besotted with me.
22:14How dare you!
22:15She's besotted with me!
22:17Ha!
22:22You, sir.
22:23Laughed at him.
22:24What are you sneering at?
22:25Oh!
22:26It's just that you being an officer type, sir, and she being a not bloody native girl, and...
22:29Don't add up, like...
22:32Oh, doesn't it?
22:33Well, just because I've got these pips on my shoulder, doesn't mean I'm some sort of milk sop.
22:38Well, sir, we wait for Colonel, sir.
22:41Don't call me sir in that contemptuous fashion.
22:44Take your shirt off.
22:46They're gonna fight?
22:48Take your shirt off.
22:49That's an order.
22:49Come on.
22:51Oh, shit.
22:51You're standing behind my rank.
22:53Let's go!
22:54I'm not a captain now, and you're a sergeant.
22:58We've stripped away our trappings.
23:02We stand before each other naked, man to man.
23:05Shit!
23:06It's the law of the jungle now.
23:08We're just two primitive men fighting for our woman.
23:13Sir.
23:14Come on.
23:19Take your pardon, sir.
23:20But I will murder you.
23:23I believe that.
23:24Just to jolly well try.
23:28Come on.
23:29Put your dukes up.
23:32I can't, sir.
23:33That's an order.
23:35So I think I should warn you, sir, that I...
23:37I was Royal Artillery Well-08 Champion in 1938.
23:40I was trying to wriggle out of it.
23:43Defend yourself.
23:45Not on military premises, sir.
23:47All right, then we'll go outside.
23:51All right, sir.
23:52Right.
23:52Oh, shit, let's go.
23:54Right.
23:55Ashwood got some balls out of, man.
23:58A little gangsta today.
23:59Right.
24:01Right.
24:03What's your dukes up?
24:09There's no use hiding behind that tree.
24:11Come out and fight like a man.
24:13I'll kill you, you beast.
24:16Get rid of that, you swine.
24:18Take that.
24:20Your old mother won't recognize you.
24:22I'll let you inside out.
24:27Let him let it out.
24:35Where did you go?
24:38I don't know what's going on.
24:40Oh, shit.
24:40Look, it's well past sunset.
24:42You know you're supposed to have your sleeves rolled down.
24:44And here you are without even your shirts.
24:46Sorry, sir.
24:47Yes.
24:47Well, get back to bed at once.
24:49Report to my office, eight o'clock in the morning.
24:53Poo.
24:53Aye, aye.
24:54Poo, lovely black eyes.
24:57I just can't understand what got into the pair of you.
25:00I'm sorry, sir.
25:01I can't explain it.
25:02It's just that suddenly I realized I'd spent my whole life grouping in the darkness.
25:09There you go.
25:11All at once, everything became sunny and sparkling and shiny.
25:16It all happened in a moment.
25:18That magical moment when I sat down beside Thin Yu and drank tea.
25:24I find it almost impossible to believe.
25:27Oh, she does make a very tasty cup, sir.
25:30Well, one thing's quite certain.
25:31I'm ordering you not to take tea with her again.
25:35Well, the trouble is, sir, she's got it bad.
25:37She's likely to come running after me, like, you know.
25:39How dare you say that about her, you rotter.
25:41Oh, don't start that all over again.
25:48Excuse me, sir.
25:49Coming over to see you.
25:50I mean, dressed like this.
25:51But Gunnar Parkins wants to speak to you urgently.
25:54It's about Thin Yu.
25:56What is it?
25:57Well, sir, I understand there's been a bit of a ding-dong about the Burmese girl from the village.
26:01Yes, go on.
26:02Well, sir, last night, I knew I shouldn't, sir, but I went to see her and I got it all
26:08sorted out.
26:09Oh, you as well.
26:12She sees things the way I do, sir, and there's the proper official application for permission for us to get
26:20married, sir.
26:22What? Married?
26:23I just thought you ought to know.
26:27Oh, freak.
26:31Well, I'm blessed.
26:32What have you got to say to that, Sergeant Major?
26:35Well, sir, he's...
26:36He's just a chip off some old block, sir.
26:41I'm speechless.
26:42I shall never smile again.
26:45Well, he's quite certain.
26:46This girl has been playing fast and loose with you all.
26:49And I'm not going to let her ruin the life of an impressionable boy.
26:53Get the men on parade.
26:54I'm putting that village out of bounds.
26:55Sir.
26:55Right!
26:56Come on, move yourselves!
26:57Get up, right!
26:58Come on, double, double, double, double!
26:59Let's have you, let's have you, let's have you!
27:01Come on, come on.
27:02Yes, sir!
27:0312!
27:0410!
27:0510 necks!
27:09Holy shit!
27:12Oh, my God.
27:16Oh, my God.
27:19What is you playing at bombardier?
27:22It's for the Dutch scene, Sergeant Major.
27:25They do by the side of the side of the side of the Z, and I do.
27:28There's a little pink petty from Peter.
27:30And a little blue petty from John.
27:32There's one green and a yellow from some other fellow.
27:35And one that I haven't got on.
27:38Shut up.
27:39Shut up.
27:41Now, stand at ease.
27:42Turn to ice!
27:44Right, I expect you all know what I'm going to say to you.
27:46This girl, Finn Thing, made quite a fool of a number of you.
27:53Us.
27:54Now, obviously this has got to stop.
27:56So I'm placing that village out of bounds.
27:58And I'm sorry, Gunnar Parkins.
28:00I cannot allow you to marry her.
28:02She's not the right type of girl at all.
28:04You do understand, don't you?
28:06I don't care, sir.
28:07I think she's a nice girl.
28:09And I love her.
28:10Whoa.
28:11She's only been serious with me.
28:13Rubbish.
28:16That could be true, sir.
28:17He's a fine looking boy.
28:19Fine pair of shoulders.
28:21Excuse me, Colonel Thar.
28:23Here is the head man from the village by the river, sir.
28:26And he wished to say two soldier boys visited the village last night, sir.
28:31Wait.
28:31Not me, sir.
28:33Yes, sir.
28:33Not me, Westluck.
28:34I tossed to my charpoy all night.
28:39I was there, sir.
28:41I told you.
28:42Good boy.
28:43He's very honest, sir.
28:46Who's ever?
28:47Can he describe the soldier?
28:49No, no, Colonel, sir.
28:50But he did leave his hat behind.
28:52Oh, shit.
28:55Sudden.
28:56Lofty.
28:58What have you got to say for yourself?
29:01I'm only a strolling bag for one.
29:05So good night, pretty maiden.
29:08Good night.
29:12My man.
29:14Everybody got some.
29:16You know, there's an old Indian proverb which say that a man should never trust a woman.
29:20And do you know why?
29:21Because a woman never trusts a man.
29:23It is true.
29:25And it all started with Adam and Eve.
29:27Adam would come home from working in the paddy fields and Eve would say,
29:31Hello, Adam.
29:32How nice to see you.
29:34And she would put her arms round his manly chest.
29:37Now you think she was being loving to him?
29:40No, no, no, no, no, no.
29:42She was counting his ribs.
29:44What the hell?
29:53Let's go.
30:03Let's go.
30:24So meet the gang, cos the boys are here, the boys to entertain you.
30:31B-O-B-O-Y-S, boys, to entertain you.
30:39Land of hope and glory, mother of the...
30:44Put up your dukes, ladies and gentlemen.
30:50I hope that you enjoyed this episode.
30:52What a turn of events at the end, my boy Lofty singing us a little song.
30:57But if you made it to this point right now, you know what?
31:00Use the code words T with lemon in the comments down below, man.
31:04Almost everybody was having a nice time, you know.
31:08So hold on a second.
31:10Ladies and gentlemen, man, what exactly is Stin Yu putting besides, you know, some tea and lemon in the...
31:17You know, because, man, she must be putting some love potion number nine, ladies and gentlemen.
31:22Because, man, my boys are hooked, line, and sinker here.
31:25You got Parky-san.
31:27You know, Parky wanted to marry her.
31:30You got my man, Zlofty, there at the end, singing a joyous song there to, you know, cement a beautiful
31:38occasion here.
31:39So I enjoyed this episode.
31:41But it has to be said that Ashwood and Sergeant Major Shut Up, hands down, had the best moment on
31:52the episode.
31:52One that I am going to remember for quite some time here.
31:56Because, you know, put up your dukes, having a little duel here, ladies and gentlemen, fighting for true love, even
32:03though they married and stuff.
32:07Because Sergeant Major Shut Up, if I'm not...
32:08Well, Sergeant Major Shut Up is not married, but I think, right?
32:12Actually, I got brain fart right now.
32:13But Ashwood definitely is married.
32:16So either way, you're doing some badass shit.
32:22And, you know, you're looking at it from their standpoint of hormones, lonely, not much things out to do here.
32:30But then you is, you know, keeping my man's company, ladies and gentlemen.
32:36So this guy trying to write a letter to his wife.
32:39If, again, Ashwood had some of the best moments on this episode, you know, when he was talking with the
32:44colonel, they were writing out the shit.
32:46He just starts saying all this crazy shit.
32:48Ashwood's character has just grown to be, for me, more funnier and funnier as the show has progressed.
32:57And, you know, I'm loving that.
32:59So hopefully he continues to get a lot of moments here.
33:03Because, you know, obviously our man Sergeant Major Shut Up, you know, is a huge part on the show.
33:12You know, he's one of my favorite characters.
33:13But Ashwood, man, you know, he just has a way with words.
33:18And although he's tall, you know, he's thin and shit.
33:22So for him to fight is the equivalent of, like, you know, me, I'm a short guy trying to fight,
33:29you know, like really a tall-ass dude.
33:30You know, I'll probably stand not much of a chance.
33:32But you still show up.
33:35You still show your bravery here.
33:36So I got to commend him in that moment there, man.
33:39He took the shirt.
33:40No more pips.
33:41No more rank.
33:42Let's go out and fight here.
33:44And I loved when Sergeant Major Shut Up said, I'll murder you.
33:48And I believe that shit.
33:50This man looks like he could take down probably the biggest guy here or any man.
33:57And I give my boy Ashwood some credit.
34:01So, you know, he has been, you know, slowly just inching his way up there as far as, like, really
34:09great characters on the show.
34:11Not that he had sucked before or anything like that.
34:13It's just, you know, you see him shining a little bit.
34:16More lines will do that.
34:17You get to see.
34:18And, you know, you start to see Nabi had a little bit more lines.
34:22Nasha had a little bit more lines and still.
34:25But still, there is a predominantly bigger focus on.
34:29Even Parkinson's had a little bit more lines here on this episode.
34:32Obviously, Gloria, you know, always continues to shock me a little bit.
34:37Coming out as a Dutch girl outfit.
34:42Oh, man.
34:43And then he has a way as well with facial expressions.
34:48Like, Sergeant Major, shut up.
34:49Because, like, once he starts getting into, like, the performance aspect of it, it suits him very well.
34:55Like, he just does it, like, so good.
34:56You know, like, he gets into the zone, man.
34:59He gets into the zone.
35:00Ladies and gentlemen, locked in, continues to make me laugh here.
35:06And Graham had me dying for a second.
35:08He was like, yeah, I was checking his blanket and shit.
35:10I'm like, what are you trying to do, man?
35:12But that's my mind, stupid mind of mine.
35:14But, you know, he just wanted to check to see if this guy was still there.
35:19But, you know, you should go to sleep, man.
35:21Leave.
35:21Let my man live, man.
35:23He was in love, ladies and gentlemen.
35:25He wanted to marry.
35:26This was, like, crazy shit.
35:27So, you got the pops there.
35:29You know, then you point.
35:30You know, like, she didn't point at nobody, you know, which I loved about that.
35:34Everybody's like, don't pick me.
35:37Don't pick me.
35:38This is the one time.
35:39It's not like sports and gym where you want to be picked first and get the strongest team
35:47so you can whoop ass of the other team here.
35:50Get Astro.
35:51I got to give this guy credit because he turned around.
35:55It's time to face forward here, buddy.
35:57So, this was a great episode.
35:59It definitely picked up.
36:01You know, you're trying to figure out why the hell these guys are late to, you know,
36:04parade, you know, to, and shit, this guy's been yawning.
36:09So, you know, something is up on these guys.
36:12But I loved how, you know, each guy essentially was thinking that this shit is exclusive, man.
36:19And, nah, man, she's been seeing a lot of people, a lot of sneaky, sneaky shit going on.
36:24But I don't fault the guys because, again, these guys are away for however long here.
36:29So, the horned dogs are coming out.
36:32But I don't condone the cheating, you know.
36:34If especially the guy's married and shit, they're really single and shit, you know, single and mingle.
36:39But, damn, man, my man's got it bad there.
36:42He went to fight.
36:43He went to the duel.
36:44So, that's going to be a cemented moment in my brain.
36:48A great moment here.
36:51Obviously, Sergeant Major shut up.
36:52His performance is always exceptional here.
36:55You know, the simplest thing he does is getting him up into shape.
36:59You know, messing with my boy Graham, you know, mocking his ass and shit.
37:03I love it.
37:04I love it.
37:05I love it.
37:05Please never change.
37:06This is what I needed, man.
37:08I needed my Friday fix as I sit down and relax and watch an episode.
37:13Before, this is like my initial, for myself, kickoff to my weekend, ladies and gentlemen.
37:19And, you know, the show didn't disappoint.
37:21And, you know, as always, Reggie, phenomenal performance as well.
37:25And, you know, the rest of the gang.
37:27You know what I'm saying?
37:28So, hope Ashwa continues to impress me with his performances, man.
37:32Because it's stellar, ladies and gentlemen.
37:34So, what did you think about this episode?
37:37Leave your thoughts in the comments down below.
37:39There's always a little twist here.
37:41And, you know, Lofty, man.
37:43Lofty getting some wins today, boys.
37:45Let's go.
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38:09Peace.