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00:10what's up all fact fam it's your boy get back at it again hope you're doing well kicking it
00:14with sergeant major shut up and the rest of the gang on it ain't half hot mom go get your
00:19snacks
00:19ladies and gentlemen because snacks is not included damn it you gotta bring your own
00:22fancier cup but go make a sandwich whatever you need to come kick with me and hopefully i have a
00:27good time a good laugh uh you know alongside me as always just thanks so much for hanging out don't
00:31forget to subscribe if you enjoy the content let's get it snacks not included let's freaking go
00:38meet the gang cause the boys are here the boys to entertain you
00:43with music and laughter to help you on your way to raising the rafters with a hey hey hey
00:49with songs and sketches and jokes on you with us about you and bill blue so meet the gang cause
00:57the boys are here the boys to entertain you
01:00b o b o y s boys to entertain you
01:10now listen fellas listen pay attention i want to put this number in the show tomorrow night so
01:14please let us get it right are you ready lofty yes gloria and pader ruski pader ruski please do not
01:20make it sound like a dirge i beg your pardon my playing is never like a dirge oh you see
01:26this
01:27you're getting very dirgy lately when you played my solo last night maresy dotes and dozy dotes
01:32you made it sound like a funeral march haven't you got any feel for the music
01:36for maresy dotes and dozy dotes not a lot no
01:50you're sophisticated i am too naive well let's play the game that way if that's what you believe
02:02an apple for the teacher just seems a thing to do because i want to learn about romance from you
02:13an apple for the teacher
02:15lofty what have you got in your hand
02:19a mango for your information this number is called an apple for the teacher
02:27muhammad where's the apple i'm using my initiative sub no apples in the jungle
02:33don't believe me hey gloria if we haven't got an apple why don't we use something we have got
02:38how about a yam don't be silly a yam does not scan yeah gloria we could make it scan listen
02:46hey yeah i'm for the teacher how about a sweet potato for the teacher
02:54listen ah aubergine for a teacher
02:57stop stop stop stop you're driving me mad
03:01haven't any of you got any ear for music at all
03:04i've got a tin of page in my kid bag
03:08what's that got to do with it
03:10well i wouldn't mind a tin of page if i were a teacher
03:12good group why they have to do everything dressed up as tarts sir
03:17it's a terrible thing for a professional soldier like me to be in charge of this
03:20bunch of poofs i wake up every morning thinking
03:24man give me real man i wake up thinking women
03:29give me real women
03:32beg your pardon sir
03:34sorry about that sergeant major just sort of slipped out
03:38i didn't mean that sort of woman for that sort of thing you know
03:43of course not sir
03:44i mean to see an english lady again to hear an english lady's voice
03:49to see a slim white english lady's hand on on a teapot pouring tea
03:58oh hang it all why should i apologize i'm not made of stone
04:02yes i did mean that sort of woman for that sort of thing
04:07oh uh don't say anything to the colonel about this sergeant major
04:11don't worry sir
04:13rely on me
04:15come to pass you ten
04:16thank you for the escort i shall be all right now
04:21i've got plenty of men to guard me
04:25morning sir
04:26morning sir
04:27why on earth did g.h.q. send you back with an escort sir
04:30because i've got 50,000 rupees in this case
04:3350,000 rupees
04:34shh
04:35i don't want the men to know about it
04:39what's it for sir
04:49there's a battalion coming back from the front in a couple of days time
04:52and this is the most convenient spot for the paymaster to pick up the money
04:56so g.h.q. have asked us to look after it
04:59but guarding an army payroll's a job for real soldiers sir
05:01not this shower
05:02perfectly safe
05:03nobody knows it's here
05:04ah but don't forget their awful fellow meath ants coming to see us today
05:07i bet he'd like to get his hands on it sir
05:09i don't know why the authorities keep paying him not to make trouble for us
05:12well it's government policy
05:13he's supposed to be helping us with the war effort
05:15and here is the guest of that sir
05:17selling our troops dirty books
05:19he's nothing but a common bandit
05:21dreadful spiv
05:22he's no principles at all
05:24well if he had principles he wouldn't be a bandit afterward
05:27fancy calling himself pity boy meath
05:29i mean with all those dreadful gold teeth
05:32that awful dried up skin
05:34well he's some mother's son you know
05:36i very much doubt it
05:37he's so so shifty-eyed
05:39you've no idea what he's thinking
05:40i quite agree sir
05:42shifty-eyed
05:44and inscrutable
05:46your face also be inscrutable if removed from body
05:51turn out the gun
05:53turn out the gun
05:55turn out the gun
05:56it's an awful baby
06:00bombardier
06:02now pull yourself together
06:04and keep him covered
06:06you blithering idiot parkins
06:08you're supposed to be on guard
06:09why'd you let him in
06:10he didn't come through this way sir
06:12oh you can't believe get a parking sir
06:13very alert soldier
06:15this fella come in peace
06:17why are you so warlike
06:19where are the rest of your men
06:23outside
06:24me call them in
06:25all right
06:26tell them to leave their rifles outside
06:27okay
06:35keep them covered boys
06:37just come to talk business
06:40why tea not ready
06:42i beg your pardon
06:44me come at four o'clock
06:45for english tea
06:48all right
06:49come and sit down
06:50sir
06:50i don't trust him
06:52so he's up to something
06:52no no no
06:53we've got to humour him
06:54sir
06:54order the tea
06:57yes sir
06:58this fella
06:59not want that muck
07:00want proper english tea
07:02well i'm afraid that's a bit difficult
07:03this fella
07:05want english tea
07:06with cucumber sandwiches
07:08on lawn
07:09with click of croquet balls
07:11in background
07:13i'm afraid we haven't got
07:15any cucumber sandwiches
07:16and we haven't got a lawn
07:17what about croquet balls
07:19i haven't got any of those either
07:21awful sorry
07:22okay
07:23we talk business
07:26tonight
07:28when moon high
07:30we pass by here
07:31with two loaded mules
07:33you look other way
07:34why
07:35then you not see us
07:39i'll give you
07:40ten gold tickles
07:42i thought he was up to something
07:43sir
07:43smuggling hopium
07:44i shouldn't wonder
07:45not hopium
07:46rhinoceros horns
07:48what for
07:49oh
07:50well they uh
07:50they grind up the powder sir
07:52and makes what they call
07:53an african dizzyak
07:57hey you
07:58well that's that
08:00i know sir
08:01it's not a powder sir
08:02that makes you want to
08:06you filthy beast
08:09now look here
08:11me
08:11me
08:12you can call me
08:14pretty boy
08:16now look here
08:18pretty boy
08:20you've no business
08:21to kill rhinoceros
08:22as this is
08:25rhinocerios
08:25oh be quiet
08:26you've no business
08:28to kill them
08:28they're a very rare animal
08:30oh me no kill them
08:31just catch them
08:32and saw off horns
08:33doesn't that hurt them
08:34no
08:35just make eyes water
08:38okay i'm fed up with this
08:40how dare you try and bribe me
08:41with gold
08:41you not want gold
08:43okay
08:44i give you
08:45rhinoceros powder
08:46oh that no good
08:48you no got girls
08:50okay i give you girls
08:51one each
08:52you unspeakable swine
08:54yes
08:54get out
08:56now come on
08:56move yourself
08:57move yourself
08:57and don't try anything
09:03whips
09:04you all bendy men
09:05like corkscrews
09:08what does he mean
09:09i think colonel 30 means
09:11we're a bit well
09:11a bit like that
09:14you call yourself
09:15big war chief
09:16but you not correct up here
09:18make soldiers belong
09:19you dress as schoolgirls
09:20you not manly
09:22me
09:23rape
09:24pillage
09:25steal
09:26but not make men
09:27belong me
09:28dress as schoolgirls
09:30you
09:31steady as i admitted
09:32he's just called me a poof
09:34sir
09:35that's not having that
09:37i'm just as much of a man
09:39as you are boy
09:40okay
09:40you prove it
09:42anytime anytime
09:43steady on sergeant major
09:44i'm not hanging away with this
09:46tomorrow i come and we prove who is number one manly
09:50you or me
09:51right
09:51careful sergeant major
09:52you don't know what you're letting yourself in for
09:54my honor is at stake sir
09:55we do chow young tests of manhood
09:58right
09:59okay we go
10:09what's the matter
10:10what's the matter
10:11he has done the chow young tests of manhood
10:15what happened
10:19what are these tests
10:28test number one
10:30eat giant pepper from bung
10:32your plant
10:32very hot
10:33that'll worry me sir
10:34anything he can eat
10:36i can eat
10:37what's the second test
10:38he has to be afraid
10:39you have to do it
10:39you have to do it
10:40back in the jungle
10:41but he sees the other
10:42back in the jungle
10:43and he does
10:44shh
10:44no
10:46no
10:48ass up
10:48hunt each other through jungle
10:50with blowpipe
10:51first to score hit
10:53wins
10:53i don't like the sound of that at all
10:55i'm not going to let you do it
10:56you know
10:56i'm sorry sir
10:57but you cannot stop me
10:59a man has got to do
11:00what a man has got to do
11:02oh yeah
11:03oh yeah brother
11:05and england
11:06and scotland
11:07not forgetting
11:08well
11:09poor old shopper
11:10he's really laid himself on the line for us you know
11:13what do you mean
11:14look if he thinks he's got to prove his manhood
11:16that's his problem
11:17no parky's right gloria
11:19if we hadn't all been dressed up as schoolgirls
11:21well all this wouldn't have happened
11:22look that show business sweetheart
11:24i mean we had to dress up as schoolgirls for the number
11:26i mean what's more important than that
11:28there are other things in life
11:30after all being dressed as girls all the time
11:33it is exactly normal
11:36look i'm just as much a man as you are sweetheart
11:43i mean you're not normal
11:45the way you keep gazing in the mirror all day long
11:48saying how good looking you are
11:49well i am good looking
11:53you're not normal good looking
11:56you've got a face like a puppet
11:59and you're not normal knobby either
12:01i beg your pardon i am
12:03then why do you keep sucking the cone of your blanket while you're asleep
12:08can't help that
12:09i was a bottle fed baby
12:13just you try telling me i'm not normal petal
12:16and you'll get this
12:20well i mean who wants to be normal eh
12:22i mean normal's for ordinary people
12:25i mean you can't be normal if you're in show business
12:28oh gloria you don't know what it means for me to hear you say that
12:31all my life people have looked down on me and laughed
12:34but now here with you i realise that i'm not normal
12:40and i don't mind
12:42cos i'm an artist
12:44when i'm on that stage singing
12:46i'm a giant
12:47if you've got that who wants to be normal
12:48exactly who wants to be normal
12:50i mean you can't be normal if you're an artist
12:52well i certainly wouldn't want to be normal
12:55music and the arts is my life
12:57yeah and whistling's my life
12:59and doing my big dolly hat that's my life
13:02oh well if you pick it like that i don't want to be normal either
13:06because bending iron bars and tearing telephone directories and stuff like that
13:11that's my life
13:12something maybe's other showing him on that you think
13:14yeah geto
13:15bunkering is my life
13:18well i'm normal
13:19and much more i'm gonna stay normal
13:21and i'm not giving him
13:25ah hello mohammed
13:26what have you got there
13:27ah sab it is the hot pepper from the bungo plant
13:30that the sergeant major has to eat tomorrow
13:32doesn't look very hot to me
13:34seize a wee bit
13:36sab be very careful
13:38look if it's too hot i can always spit it out again eh
13:44it's not hot at all
13:47are you sure that's from the bungo plant
13:49yes um
13:52uh oh
13:53but it's not having any effect on me
13:56what's bungo mean in english
14:06second time bomb
14:08oh man
14:09oh my god
14:15my honor as a warrant officer class 2 is at stake
14:18perhaps we ought to warn the sergeant major
14:21that the bungo pepper has a somewhat delayed effect
14:24why should we
14:26is that it coming to him for a long time
14:28oh no
14:29i'm ready
14:31okay
14:40stay sick of that shit out
14:43we stand back to back
14:45when he drop handkerchief
14:47take five paces
14:48turn and eat
14:50you count
14:51all right
14:57thanks
14:59good luck sergeant major
15:00thank you sir
15:03one
15:04two
15:06three
15:06four
15:07five
15:08turn
15:10and eat
15:23oh
15:23hey wait wait wait wait wait what are you doing
15:27it's crazy
15:32come on come on you yellow
15:34eat
15:38not to show you all my ship
15:46holy shit
15:49what is that walk
16:06holy moly
16:09holy shit
16:10how are you feeling sergeant major
16:11i'm all right sir
16:20i give you five minutes start then i track you first one to score hits wins
16:25he's already won the first test
16:27that not counts if he lose second one
16:32get ready chop chop
16:35he makes the rules up as he goes along sir
16:37yes
16:38he let the sergeant major win the first test to give himself the advantage
16:41the fiendish cunning oriental swine
16:45excuse me sir but a thought has just occurred to me
16:47who thought it just occurred to me
16:49how dare you butch him mr not
16:51you are gonna graham
16:51no no no what is it
16:53well once they get the sergeant major out there in the jungle alone sir
16:56how do we know he'll be safe
16:58that's the point
16:59why do we get them to put a deposit on the sergeant major
17:04it's not a jam jar there should you
17:07still not a bad idea
17:09now look here
17:10what guarantee have we that sergeant major will be safe out there alone
17:14i give you my word
17:15that's not good enough
17:16we need something more than that
17:18okay
17:19i give you a hundred gold tickles
17:21right
17:21and we'll return this
17:23as soon as the sergeant major gets back safely
17:25all right
17:25are you ready sergeant major
17:27sure
17:28right
17:29well off you there
17:30and good luck
17:40inspiring
17:40oh
17:41oh
17:42so you'll be careful
17:43very sorry sir
17:44very sorry
17:45very sorry indeed
17:45oh no
17:57right off you go
18:02you
18:22ma me
18:25Oh, my God.
18:56Oh!
19:04Yes!
19:21Hey, wait! No work!
19:25Ooh!
19:41I'm just cheating!
19:45Bastards!
19:46You cheated.
19:47Of course, that's my business.
19:50Call yourself a man?
19:51Not care. Tess just excuse to get you away from village.
19:55What for?
19:56You only real soldier there.
19:58With you out of village, we steal payroll easy.
20:01This fella, pretty boy, damn smart, eh?
20:03How do you know about the payroll?
20:05Me know everything that go on in this neck of woods.
20:11OK, tie him up.
20:16You...
20:20What are you doing here?
20:22I followed you, Sergeant Major.
20:23I don't trust these bandits.
20:25You don't trust us, eh?
20:26But we trust you.
20:27Up very tight!
20:29Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
20:34Good afternoon.
20:36Have a lovely day.
20:43This is a bottle of tea.
20:45Yeah!
20:47It's a bottle of tea.
20:49It's a bottle of tea.
20:53Hey, why don't you pull a tablet?
20:56You need a bottle of tea.
20:57I need a bottle of tea.
20:59You need a bottle of tea.
21:00You can also use a bottle of tea.
21:01You need a bottle of tea.
21:12I see, sir.
21:13I'm getting rather worried about the sergeant major.
21:15Do you think we ought to send out a search party?
21:17No, we can't leave the payroll unguarded.
21:19Don't worry. No harm can come to the sergeant major
21:22as long as we've got these.
21:25Gavils!
21:26Stones!
21:27That bandit must have switched from when he stumbled into me.
21:29A swine!
21:30Calm down, Esford. Calm down.
21:31All we can do is wait.
21:33Let's have some tea.
21:35Try it alone.
21:36Yes, can I stop?
21:37Two teas?
21:38Give everybody tea. I'll pay.
21:40She can stop.
21:42No need to worry about sergeant major.
21:44He knows how to take care of himself.
21:46As soon as it gets dark, we take payroll.
21:48You don't think they're going to let you walk in and help yourself, do you?
21:51Sure. They not give us any trouble.
21:53We fix.
21:54You can't leave us here like this.
21:56We set you free tomorrow after we get payroll.
22:00That is, if tigers not eat you before then.
22:04Okay, here we go. Chop, chop.
22:08I don't want to be eaten by the tigers.
22:10Shut up, will you? I'm trying to think.
22:12You can't stand up all night like this.
22:15You shut up?
22:16You're very ungrateful, sergeant major.
22:18I followed you to help you.
22:20You're not helping me now, will you?
22:21So shut up.
22:22We must get back and warn the colonel.
22:24Well, the first thing we've got to do is get this paw out.
22:28Hey, push it towards that tree.
22:30All right?
22:31Right.
22:31Now, right, left!
22:33Right!
22:34Left!
22:35We're not moving.
22:37You're going a wrong way, sergeant.
22:39Which is the right way?
22:41Left.
22:42I am going left.
22:44My left, not your left, sickhead.
22:48I don't understand.
22:50My left is your right and vice versa.
22:54Which way is that?
22:56Three!
22:58Right.
22:59You're killing me, bro.
23:00Side!
23:01Together!
23:02Side!
23:03Together!
23:03Easy, easy.
23:05All right.
23:08Wait a minute.
23:09Right.
23:10Slide.
23:11Careful, careful.
23:13Slowly, slowly.
23:17The last little bit won't come out.
23:20Hey, yes.
23:21Thank you, Bane Poe.
23:24Hey, we'll wet it in that tree and break it off.
23:28Oh.
23:28Steady.
23:30Right.
23:31Slowly.
23:32Side together.
23:33Side together.
23:36Watch it.
23:37All right.
23:38Steady, steady.
23:39Right.
23:40Now then, wait, wait.
23:42Now we're going to break it off, all right?
23:43Yes.
23:44Right.
23:45Now, walk forward.
23:47Walk forward.
23:48Go on.
23:49Go on.
23:50Good boy.
23:51I can't keep it up.
23:52Go on, move yourself.
23:53It's coming.
23:54It's coming.
23:55Yeah!
23:58Oh, my.
24:01What the bloody hell?
24:03Come on, come on.
24:04Do it again.
24:05All right.
24:06Go on.
24:08Slowly.
24:09That's it.
24:09That's the sound effect, man.
24:11Go on.
24:12Go on.
24:13Yee-haw!
24:15Hell of mine.
24:17No use.
24:19Oh, shit.
24:19Come on.
24:22Pull it out.
24:24Ready?
24:25Side together.
24:27Don't take such big steps.
24:28My legs are shorter than yours.
24:30Side together.
24:31Side together.
24:32We must all stick together.
24:34Side together.
24:34All stick together.
24:36And the cards.
24:37Together.
24:38Move yourself.
24:39Move yourself.
24:40Come on, son of a...
24:41Side together.
24:42Side together.
24:42Side together.
24:43Come on.
24:43Come on.
24:44Move it.
24:44Move it.
24:48Shut up.
24:48Get an open.
24:49Cut these ropes.
24:49Move yourself.
24:50All right, Sergeant Major.
24:51I've got no time.
24:53Okay, I've cut this one.
24:55I think you'll be all right.
24:56Where is everybody?
24:57Well, I'm afraid they've...
24:59They're all in bed, Sergeant Major.
25:00All in bed?
25:01There's going to be a tug-by-bun.
25:02It's any minute.
25:02Get them up.
25:03Well, actually, they've...
25:04They've gone a bit queer.
25:06What's the usual about that?
25:09No, no, no, no, no.
25:11Sort of infantile.
25:12What do you mean, infantile?
25:14Get them up.
25:16Down there.
25:16Keep watching your rifle seconds.
25:17To the rattles, sir.
25:19To the rattles.
25:23Be quiet, you'll wake up my tiddy.
25:29So it's going to be a tug-by-bun.
25:30It's any minute they come to steal the payroll.
25:32It's trying to frighten me.
25:34Go away.
25:36Do you know what I said, sir?
25:37The bandits is after the payroll.
25:39My nanny told me not to talk to you.
25:41You're common.
25:44That explains it.
25:46What?
25:46They've been like this ever since they drank the tea, Sergeant Major.
25:49I didn't have any.
25:51Get on, parade!
25:52Get on, parade!
25:53Move yourself!
25:54Sergeant Major, you don't understand.
25:56The bandits must have put something in the chara
25:59and that's made some sort of drug
26:01that's made them all sort of childish and apathetic.
26:04What do you mean, apathetic?
26:07That's new.
26:08Get out, you, and bring your rifles.
26:13Where do you get out here?
26:15Smile, man.
26:18I'm pretty, I'm pretty, I'm pretty, I'm pretty,
26:20I'm pretty, I'm pretty, I'm pretty, I'm pretty,
26:20I'm pretty, I'm pretty, I'm pretty, I'm pretty,
26:20I'm pretty, I'm pretty, I'm pretty, I'm pretty.
26:23Put yourself together.
26:24It's no use, Sergeant Major.
26:25The drunk has given them diminished responsibility.
26:28Distinguished responsibility, what I tell you,
26:29is that I am not a man, I'll soon cure that.
26:31Hey, come on, get up.
26:39Wait a minute.
26:40Why are you so cruel?
26:44We can't love you anymore.
26:46You're horrible and you're cruel.
26:50We're gonna get back to our talk.
26:58Yo, why are you slough, slough, slough, slough, man?
27:01Slough, slough.
27:02Bandits are coming.
27:03Take cover!
27:06We're not gonna fight them, are we?
27:08Now shut up and keep quiet.
27:09Eh, Khudaya, in susuron ke lirai mein maraf luda ni kardin na hum hai.
27:13Too young to die.
27:15Shut up!
27:16Now, wait till it gets through the gate.
27:18When I give the order, fire.
27:19Not very good odds, Sergeant Major.
27:21Shut up.
27:26Get ready.
27:33I say, anybody about?
27:36That's not me, Kent.
27:38Anybody there?
27:41Who are you?
27:45What's going on?
27:47Well, we thought it was bandits.
27:50No, look, I'm Major Webster.
27:53These are my Burmese scouts.
27:55Are you the scoutmaster?
27:59Shut up!
28:00I dress like this to blend in with my men.
28:03Well, thank God you've come, sir.
28:04We're expecting an attack by bandits.
28:07Actually, I don't think they'll be coming.
28:08We caught them all a short while ago.
28:11Nice.
28:12What do you do with them, sir?
28:13Tied them up, Burmese fashion.
28:17I'd say karma boys, pricks.
28:24Side together, side together, side together, side together.
28:29You want to buy rhinoceros horn?
28:32Bargain price?
28:37You're a bastard.
29:08Hey, hey, hey.
29:09Just gather around and put down your gun
29:11With us a lot, there's plenty of fun
29:14So meet the gang, cause the boys are here
29:17The boys to entertain you
29:20B-O-B-O-Y-S
29:23Boys to entertain you
29:36Let's get it, ladies and gentlemen
29:38It's gonna be a weird code word, but whatever
30:09If you made it this far, use the code word
30:11Yo, man, took an extra lick of my boy
30:13Hold on, I hope you enjoyed it
30:15Leave your thoughts
30:16In the comments down below
30:19Be quiet, you'll wake up my diddy
30:24Yo, Colonel
30:26Colonel, man
30:27Yo, this guy shocked the hell out of me
30:29Ladies and gentlemen
30:30Quite the
30:32Well, it is expected
30:34Cause you knew that these guys were
30:36You know, messing with the team
30:38So
30:39But
30:39His voice
30:41Was
30:43100% unexpected
30:45Like, he had the best
30:46I guess, like
30:47I don't know
30:48What you call it, baby voice?
30:49Childlike voice
30:50And stuff like that
30:51Sergeant Major
30:52Shut up as me
30:53Always done
30:54When he changed up words
30:56Infertile
30:57At the end there
30:58When, you know
30:59Graham was saying
31:00Some other shit there
31:01And
31:02There was another word
31:03Damn
31:03I just got a brain fart
31:05But during the episode
31:05He changed up another word there
31:07That just had me dying
31:08I gotta go back
31:09And see if I can
31:10Recall it
31:13But this was a crazy
31:15Crazy
31:16Episode
31:17I mean, I've lost track
31:18Of how many
31:19Change of words
31:20That he makes
31:21And again
31:22This is why he's one of my favorite characters
31:23Cause he does what I do
31:24I make up words
31:26All the time
31:28There was one time
31:30That I changed up
31:32And say
31:32Oh, he's my boy
31:34And bro
31:35So I came up with the word
31:37Long time ago
31:39Bro
31:39So I'll be like
31:40Yo, what's up my bro
31:41It just
31:42I just messed up
31:43And I just couldn't say
31:44The right words anymore
31:46And I got laughed at
31:48This is a long time
31:50And one of my streaming journeys
31:53And just many of words
31:54That I've come up with
31:55And
31:56You know
31:58It is what it is
31:59This is what
31:59Draws me to the show
32:00And
32:04Lofty, man
32:04Yo, Lofty
32:05Lofty's a real one
32:07You know
32:07He came out
32:08He had my boys back
32:11Obviously he got caught
32:12But
32:12I'd like this
32:14I guess you could say
32:15Competition
32:16Obviously it was a ploy
32:18It was a plan
32:19Because
32:19You know
32:20Sergeant Major
32:21Shut up
32:21It's the epitome
32:23Of a manly man
32:25You know
32:25Somebody you could be proud of
32:27Inspiring
32:28He inspires the lads here
32:30Especially his son
32:32A lot of times
32:33He inspires him
32:34But you know
32:35You know
32:35Lofty came to
32:36Have his back
32:37And I respect that
32:39But you know
32:39They got themselves
32:40In quite the pickle
32:41I was enjoying
32:42Before we figure out
32:43This is a plan
32:44Because he's a manly man
32:45Etc
32:45I like this kind of contest
32:48This kind of duel
32:50You know
32:51You question my boys
32:52Man
32:53You know
32:53Manhood
32:53Man
32:54It's manlyhood
32:55So I
32:56I love that
32:57And
32:58It doesn't matter
32:59What the colonel said
33:00You know
33:01You disrespect this boy
33:03And
33:04You know
33:05He gotta stand up
33:06Because again man
33:06He has to
33:07You know
33:09Deal with these troops
33:11And shit
33:11So you know
33:12He used some fighting words here
33:13So the guy there
33:15Hell of a good job
33:16Funny his moments there
33:18But man
33:19These guys was cheating
33:20And shit man
33:21And that shit had me dying man
33:23I think
33:23One of the best
33:24Parts on this episode
33:26And
33:26You guys can argue with me
33:28On it
33:28Or agree or disagree
33:29Whatever
33:31Was when he ate
33:33Whatever
33:34The fruit or whatever
33:35Whatever that spicy ass shit
33:38And
33:39Listen
33:39There's other cultures
33:41That
33:41That deal
33:43With spices
33:44And are more used to spices
33:46Than other cultures
33:47I think Thai
33:48Is
33:48Is
33:48One
33:49Like Thai food
33:50You hear all the time
33:51This shit is spicy
33:52Just as an example
33:53And
33:55Seeing
33:56The way
33:57Sergeant Major
33:58Shut up
33:58Is how I envisioned myself
34:00If I were to go travel
34:01Out there
34:02And try some food
34:04Some Thai food
34:04For the first time
34:05And
34:06The face that he made
34:08He got so ran up
34:09On that shit
34:09And he started
34:10Jumping
34:11You know
34:11Going all over the place
34:13Like a Looney Tunes
34:14Character here
34:15I loved it
34:16I loved that
34:17I thought that was
34:17Such a great moment
34:18And also
34:19When
34:20McIntosh as well
34:22Tried it
34:22And didn't realize
34:23It had some kick
34:24At the end
34:25I thought it was
34:26Devious of Gloria
34:27Graham was gonna
34:28Tell him
34:29Like
34:29You know
34:31Gloria
34:31Like
34:32Nah man
34:33We can't say
34:34He's due this
34:35For all the shit
34:36That he puts them through
34:38He gotta get some
34:39Clap back on my boys
34:40So
34:41There's a little
34:41Deviousness to
34:43Gloria
34:44That we quite like
34:46These guys
34:47In these crazy ass
34:48Costumes
34:49Or whatever
34:49These outfits
34:50Will never not
34:51Be funny
34:52Here
34:52And there's
34:53Something about
34:54McIntosh
34:55That just
34:55Cracks me up
34:56Man
34:56You know
34:57These guys had
34:59What is it
35:00Called
35:00Tights or some shit
35:01You know
35:02Stockings or something
35:03Like that
35:03Man
35:04I don't know
35:05Maybe it's the
35:06Facial
35:07Expressions
35:07On Navi as well
35:09With Nadja
35:09In those moments
35:10There
35:11That when they're
35:12Dressed up
35:13And Gloria
35:14Is doing
35:14This thing
35:15Man
35:15That shit
35:16Kills me
35:18Oh my god
35:20So this was
35:20A crazy
35:22Episode
35:23And you almost
35:24Feel like
35:25I know I said
35:25Looney Tunes
35:26But you feel
35:27Like some sort
35:28Of old cartoon
35:29As well
35:30Because that
35:31Bazing sound
35:32You know
35:32When they did
35:33The tree business
35:34There
35:35And they did it
35:36Again
35:36That special effect
35:38There man
35:38Was crazy
35:39It was funny
35:40I wish it went
35:41A little longer
35:42With them going
35:42Back and forth
35:43There because
35:46I loved it
35:47So I think
35:47That was another
35:48Great moment
35:49There
35:50And
35:51When Lafayette
35:52Are you the
35:52Scout master
35:53I believe that's
35:54What he said
35:55There
35:56That shit
35:57Have me done
35:57But at least
35:58This guy
35:59Ended up
36:00Saving the day
36:01Man
36:01You know
36:02Colonel
36:02Got
36:03That is like
36:05A
36:06Typical way
36:08Of
36:08Somebody
36:09Yoinking
36:10Your shit
36:11They bump
36:12Into you
36:12And
36:14You know
36:14It's
36:14That
36:15Distraction
36:15Oh shit
36:16You know
36:17And
36:17Yeah
36:17I'm not an
36:18Expert
36:19Or anything
36:19Like that
36:20But
36:20It is a
36:21Distraction
36:22A way
36:24That
36:24Yeah
36:24Thieves
36:25Will do that
36:26Or do this
36:26Kind of
36:27Switcheroo
36:27Man
36:28And they
36:29Just confuse
36:30You man
36:30And then
36:31Oh my god
36:32So
36:32They had to
36:33Leave it up
36:34To chance
36:35And the
36:36Colonel
36:36Again
36:36Really quick
36:37The Colonel's
36:37Performance
36:38Was hella good
36:39And I
36:40Just love
36:40When
36:41Ash
36:42Ashwood
36:44Is upset
36:45And
36:46When he
36:48When he's
36:49When he's upset
36:50It's like
36:51The most
36:51Polite upset
36:53That I've ever
36:54Seen
36:54I don't know
36:55But I just
36:55Really enjoyed it
36:56So I hope
36:57That you guys
36:58Enjoyed it
36:58There was plenty
37:00Of crazy
37:00Moments here
37:02On this episode
37:03Graham was upset
37:04A little bit too
37:05Gloria
37:06Doing
37:06You know
37:07Dramatic
37:08And the
37:08Waterworks
37:09And when
37:09Everyone
37:10Was getting
37:10Smacked up
37:12I definitely
37:12Enjoyed that
37:13But again
37:14Why you smack
37:15Lofty man
37:15He tried to
37:17Come to your
37:17Rescue
37:17Help you out
37:18You guys
37:19Got out of
37:20That situation
37:21Left right
37:21Left right
37:22Left right
37:22And
37:23And he got
37:24Smacked up man
37:25So I felt bad
37:26For my boy
37:27But I was
37:28Enjoying his
37:29Moment when he
37:30Was talking about
37:31You know
37:31Being looked
37:32Down upon
37:33Etc
37:33You know
37:34He got the
37:35Soft spot
37:35For my boy
37:36You know
37:37Can relate
37:38And yeah
37:39This was just
37:39Another enjoyable
37:40Episode
37:41So I hope
37:41That you enjoyed
37:42The episode
37:43Leave your thoughts
37:44In the comments
37:45Down below
37:46And you know
37:47Thanks for
37:47Rocking with me
37:48Thank you so much
37:48For hanging out
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37:51Make sure you
37:51Subscribe
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37:52Miss that
37:53Peace
37:54I'll see you
37:54I'll see you
37:54I'll see you
38:01I'll see you