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00:11what's up wolfbag fam it's your boy kip back at it again it's step toe in sun time ladies and
00:16gentlemen it's the weekend or whenever you decide to hang out with me but you know it's the weekend
00:21for me ladies and gentlemen when i sit down and watch this show and i need to see some more
00:26you
00:26know some more adventures with albert and my boy harold here you know two very very interesting
00:34characters and stuff and tell me you're albert i i think doing the war sorry oh man you know
00:43obviously you know there's different characters and stuff but you know with the name man uh yeah
00:48i think of that for a second so you know opha fans uh kick back whoever's watching this right now
00:54come
00:54kick back and relax with me but go get your snacks ladies and gentlemen because snacks is not included
00:59damn it you gotta bring your own fancy a cuppa don't make a sandwich whatever you need to come
01:04kick with me and hopefully you have a laugh alongside me let's get it snacks not included let's freaking go
01:10thank you
01:54Where'd you get it?
01:55I don't know, down the road somewhere.
01:57Nice material.
01:59Not a bad fit either.
02:02Very nice.
02:08National 30, 1920.
02:10How many men?
02:12That's my office.
02:15The amount of stuff you haven't copped from a thing like that.
02:19Ridiculous.
02:21Oh.
02:23Yeah.
02:25You've got to hold some good stuff today.
02:30Got a chestburster in there, man.
02:33You're keeping all that, are you?
02:34Yeah, yeah, this is all good stuff.
02:37I'll sort it out.
02:38This ain't rags.
02:39There's some good items here.
02:42There's a life left in these.
02:44You've got to hold the old sack full, are you?
02:46Yeah.
02:47What for?
02:48To wear, of course.
02:50They're all creased.
02:51Can't expect me to go around looking like a scruff bag.
02:56Have you washed them?
02:58No.
02:59No.
03:00It's far more important to wash them than it is to iron them.
03:03You don't know where they've been.
03:05How can you put dirty, filthy things like that next to your skin?
03:09Well, you ain't put them in my half of the wardrobe.
03:13Yeah.
03:15And you ain't hanging them on the picture, though.
03:18Picture rails is to hang pictures on.
03:21Honestly, this place you'd have like a pigsty, wouldn't you?
03:24I'm the only one here who cares.
03:26I'm fighting a losing battle here with you.
03:28You don't care what the place looks like, do you?
03:30You're dirty, that's what you are.
03:32Dirty.
03:32What are you?
03:33I'm dirty.
03:35You are dirty.
03:37When did you last go down to the slipper baths?
03:40I don't like the slipper baths.
03:41No, of course you don't.
03:42They've got water down there.
03:44They've got water and soap in there.
03:45No, it's not that.
03:46It's just I don't like slipper baths.
03:48They're common, for one thing.
03:50Well, I'd rather be common and clean and stuck up and dirty.
03:55I'm telling you, Dad, if you don't change your ways,
03:58I'm going to fumigate this house.
04:00I'm going to get the sulphur candles going
04:01and seal off all the rooms.
04:03And if you don't get out of the slipper baths,
04:04I'm going to lock you in with them.
04:06We ain't having them candles in here
04:07are going to stink the place out.
04:09People like you is a menace to decent society.
04:13Don't you realise that dirt harbours diseases,
04:16if we was to kill off all the dirty old blokes like you,
04:18we wouldn't have diseases anymore.
04:21There's people like you that calls the plague of London.
04:24They used to throw all their rubbish out into the streets.
04:27You, you're worse than them.
04:28You bring it all in here.
04:32Well, where am I going to hang these?
04:38Oh, chuck it away on a people's neftop.
04:40What?
04:41I'm chucking good clothes away.
04:44I need new trouble for the summer.
04:47Shirts in here, pullovers, pair of trousers,
04:51and I've got a complete change of wardrobe here.
04:54Chuck it away.
04:56Oh.
04:57Oh, look at these.
05:00Don't ask me to chuck this away.
05:02I'd look marvellous in these.
05:04I'll bet you will.
05:05Them is women's.
05:08Marvellous.
05:09Oh, well, don't matter.
05:12Put a row of bad nails up the front, they'll be all right.
05:17You see, son,
05:20when you've lived as long as I have,
05:22you'll know that what's rubbish to some
05:24is dead-handed to others.
05:25Yeah, well, there's no need in this dying age
05:27for you to hang on to other people's rags.
05:29There's people who need it more than you do,
05:31people who really need it.
05:32Send it to the Oxford Famine Relief.
05:35Oxford?
05:36Yeah.
05:36There ain't no famine up there.
05:39I'll pass through Oxford.
05:40They look all right to me.
05:41No, it's the War on What mob.
05:44They send it out to Africa and places like that.
05:46They don't wear riding breeches out there.
05:49Never seen a blackie in riding breeches?
05:52Make the legs sweat.
05:55Better off than we are.
05:57I wish I was a blackie sometimes.
06:00All that sun,
06:02bananas grown on trees,
06:05coconuts,
06:06marvellous love.
06:08Don't know what they're going to come here for,
06:10rotten place like this.
06:12I wish I lived out there.
06:13They wouldn't have a dirty old devil like you out there.
06:17They're clean, they are.
06:19They always barf in running water,
06:21not like we do,
06:22in the bath with a plug-in,
06:23washing in our own dirt.
06:25You don't even do that, mate.
06:27You walk around in it.
06:29I'd be better off there than I am here.
06:31I wouldn't have to be doing this.
06:32Oh, you don't have to do it now.
06:35I've told you before,
06:36you'd have money for new clothes
06:38if you'd let me run the business proper.
06:40Yeah, don't stop that again.
06:42Well, it's true.
06:42Just give me a free hand for a month.
06:44One month, that's all I ask.
06:45Let me run the business as I want to.
06:47You'll soon see the difference.
06:49I mean, look at you now.
06:50Tottering about,
06:51trying to scratch a living,
06:52ironing a load of old rags,
06:54living like a pauper.
06:55It is degrading.
06:57Just let me have a go.
06:58I mean, you couldn't do much worse.
07:00Yes, I could.
07:01We could be in debt,
07:02and at least we ain't in debt.
07:04At least everything what we've got is ours.
07:05A bigger collection of old rubbish
07:07I've never seen in my life.
07:08Rubbish?
07:08What are you talking about?
07:09There's valuable stuff in here, mate.
07:11There's antique dealers who give a fortune
07:13for some of this in here.
07:14Well, for God's sake,
07:15let's get rid of it.
07:16Let's get out of here.
07:19No, no, it's not the right time.
07:21See, all this stuff's appreciating.
07:23Antiques go up in price every year.
07:26All my wealth's tied up in here.
07:30Look at that Somerset Morgan.
07:32Sold his collection.
07:34For 600,000 quid he did
07:36cos he waited until the time was right
07:38and that's what I'm doing.
07:39Oh, God, he lives in a world of his own.
07:43Look, Dad,
07:44there ain't no antiques here,
07:45there's no valuables,
07:46there's nothing.
07:47If I was a junk man calling here,
07:49I would give you 20 quid for the old lot,
07:51and that includes the awesome car.
07:52Ah, you don't know what you're talking about.
07:54You wouldn't know an antique
07:55if it was under your nose.
07:57Them Regency sofa tables over there
07:59is fetching 500 nickel apiece
08:01up in the West End.
08:02Regency what?
08:03Sofa tables.
08:06Regency?
08:06Them?
08:07Yeah.
08:07You're joking.
08:09Well, it's on one of them.
08:10In one of their drawers.
08:11That's where they come from.
08:13The Regency furniture arcade, Peckham.
08:16Hey, Peckham.
08:18What about that, then?
08:19That's as fine a piece of
08:20Spanish 15th century
08:22as ever I've seen.
08:23Look what it says.
08:25Seville.
08:25Oh, it's probably got oranges
08:27on the other drawer.
08:32No, it hasn't.
08:33I might as well have.
08:34That's no more 15th century
08:36than I am.
08:37You know what they do
08:38in Spain, don't you?
08:39Down on the Costa Brava.
08:41There's a peasant bloke
08:42making all this stuff.
08:44He drops it in the sea
08:45for a week,
08:45and then when it's warped,
08:46they fish it out again,
08:47and they fire a shotgun at it
08:48for woodworm holes.
08:49Then they flog it
08:50until he was told.
08:52All right, no woodworm holes
08:54in that.
08:54He probably ran out
08:55of ammunition.
08:59You laugh the other side
09:00of your face
09:01when I take this
09:01up to Christie's
09:02and have it put
09:03under the hammer.
09:05Best thing that could
09:05happen to him, I know.
09:07Smack him up.
09:09Here, come on.
09:09Here, let's do it now.
09:10Let's have a burn-up.
09:11Come on, let's have a burn-up.
09:12Let's have a burn-up.
09:13Here, what's we starting, eh?
09:14How about this
09:15Louis the 29th armchair here, eh?
09:18Get that down.
09:20How much are we insured for?
09:21£20,000?
09:22£40,000?
09:23Let's have a burn-up
09:24retiring luxury.
09:25Stop it!
09:26Stop it!
09:26You've got them for the money,
09:28let's burn them.
09:29Say they take them down
09:29to Christie's.
09:30Burn them, cop the money now.
09:32We won't take them.
09:33Five minutes,
09:34I'll be gone.
09:34We'll be ruined.
09:35No, no, you're mustn't.
09:36You're mustn't.
09:36Well, you're insured, aren't you?
09:37How much are we going to get?
09:38How much is our house worth
09:40if it all goes up in smoke, eh?
09:41A marvellous house
09:42full up with priceless antiques
09:44sought after by connoisseurs
09:46the world's over.
09:47How much have we got
09:48up in smoke, eh?
09:49Come on.
09:49I want to know,
09:50before I do it,
09:50how much am I going to get for it?
09:52£200.
09:54Wait, what?
09:57£200?
09:58£200.
10:01And that's what we're worth,
10:03is it?
10:05What about the arse?
10:07That includes the arse.
10:08Damn!
10:11£200.
10:13Arse and effects.
10:15£200.
10:18£200.
10:18The right little
10:19Wallace collection,
10:20isn't it?
10:22After 64 years
10:23of flogging your guts out,
10:24that's it.
10:25£200.
10:26Well,
10:27there's still some stuff
10:28out in the yard
10:29we ain't sorted yet,
10:30and when I get
10:31certificates from me antiques...
10:32£200?
10:34So now we know.
10:35That settles it.
10:36Oh, there's going to be
10:37a big shake up round here.
10:40£200.
10:41What are you going to do then?
10:42Change our methods.
10:43You see this book?
10:44This is what we're going to do.
10:45This is how business
10:45should be run.
10:46Ah, what's that then?
10:47Economic planning
10:48in a capitalist society.
10:50It's all in here, mate.
10:50We have been wasting our time.
10:52Oh, it's opened my eyes,
10:53this book has.
10:54Ah, here you are.
10:55Bulk buying,
10:56chapter three.
10:57Now,
10:58the more you buy,
11:00the cheaper you get it.
11:01That's what we should be doing, mate.
11:02Buy when it's cheap,
11:03flog it when it's dear.
11:04Buy what?
11:05Well, it don't matter,
11:05so long there's plenty of it.
11:07That's the secret.
11:08It's all in here, mate.
11:09That's the way the government
11:10does it, planning.
11:12But supposing what you buy
11:13don't get any dearer?
11:15Ah, ah, ah.
11:16You create a demand for it.
11:18Must go up,
11:18stands to reason.
11:19And you're the only source of it.
11:21They've got to come to you.
11:22You charge your own prices.
11:23I tell you, Dad,
11:24it's the only way.
11:25Quality and quantity.
11:27Look,
11:27if you want to make money,
11:28you've got to go out for it.
11:28You've got to buy big.
11:30We're a bit wasting our time
11:31trotting round the streets
11:32only off chance
11:33picking up a bit of this
11:33and a bit of that.
11:34I don't got time for that anymore, Dad.
11:37I've got ideas.
11:37You've been reading too many books
11:39as you have.
11:40If you spent more time working
11:43and less time reading,
11:44we'd have more than 200 quid.
11:46Don't talk like a book.
11:47It's true!
11:49It's not only you,
11:50it's everyone.
11:51They're all reading books,
11:53giving themselves ideas,
11:55filling their heads up,
11:56making them dissatisfied
11:57with what they've got.
12:01Are you happy?
12:11No, I'm not happy.
12:12Well, I am.
12:13And it's because
12:14I don't read books.
12:15I've never read a book in me life.
12:17Not all the truth, anyway.
12:19And I haven't missed them.
12:20If I'd my way,
12:21I'd close all the libraries,
12:23burn all the books
12:23and leave book reading
12:24to those who understand it.
12:25Look, how do you know
12:26you're going to understand them
12:28unless you read them?
12:29I don't answer back.
12:29I'm your dad.
12:30What's that got to do with it?
12:30I've got medals in that.
12:31I know you have.
12:32Well, don't leave me
12:33and have a bit of respect.
12:35I'll give up.
12:36I don't know
12:36what you're talking about.
12:38I do.
12:39I've seen it.
12:42Book reading
12:43leads to communism.
12:47How do you work that out?
12:49I've seen it.
12:51ignorant people
12:52get a hold of a book,
12:53pick it up,
12:54read it,
12:55and within five minutes
12:56they're running out of church
12:57singing the red flag.
13:01My old padre
13:02on the front line
13:02of the Somme
13:03was right.
13:04He said,
13:05if you want to get on in life,
13:06go to church
13:07and honour the king.
13:11Look, here.
13:12This here book
13:13is nothing to do
13:14with communism.
13:16It is about
13:16how to make a fortune
13:18by using your loaf.
13:20Now, you could hardly
13:21describe that as communism,
13:22could you?
13:23That's what I'm going to do,
13:24make some loot.
13:25You won't turn your nose up
13:26at that, will you?
13:29You're writing
13:30for your share,
13:30aren't you?
13:31You won't care
13:31where I've got
13:32the idea from, will you?
13:33You won't make any money.
13:34So you don't know.
13:35As from tomorrow morning,
13:37I'm changing
13:37my methods of trading.
13:39Bulk buying only.
13:40If they ain't got a cartload,
13:41I don't want it.
13:42Now, I'm going to bed.
13:44I've got some studying to do.
13:48He's ambitious, though.
13:53Oh, you'd better
13:54make arrangements
13:55to have that hole
13:55smelted down.
13:56What?
13:57Why?
13:58Well, he don't fit in
13:59with my plans.
14:00He can't carry enough.
14:00I'm going to need
14:01at least a ten-ton lorry.
14:03It's a horse.
14:03It's a relic
14:04of our inefficient past.
14:07Meltdown, Hercules.
14:10We can't do that.
14:12We've had Hercules
14:13for over twenty years.
14:15Yes, I know, Dad.
14:16It is all very sad,
14:17but that's the way of it.
14:18See, it's evolution.
14:19See, Dad,
14:21adapt or die.
14:23Bergson said it.
14:24And if he can't adapt,
14:25he's got to go.
14:26And how can he adapt himself
14:27into a ten-ton lorry,
14:28you great pudding?
14:30What do you mean?
14:31He's doomed.
14:32There's no place
14:33for a cart horse
14:34in modern industry.
14:35Besides,
14:36I'm going to need
14:36the few quid I'll get
14:37for him for capital.
14:38You ain't touching
14:39that horse.
14:40If changing our methods
14:41means melting down
14:42Hercules,
14:42I don't want no part of it.
14:43We'll see.
14:44A couple of pound notes
14:45in my hand
14:46with your name on
14:46and you'll carry him
14:47down to the necker's yard
14:48yourself.
14:49Good night.
14:51I bet that horse
14:52gets in first.
14:54He's only waiting
14:55his chance.
14:56One of these days
14:57he'll get a hoof
14:58right in the cake
14:59and serve him right.
15:04That'll be the day.
15:16Whoa, whoa, whoa.
15:19Hold there, partner.
15:23Whoa, what?
15:24You can do it.
15:29Oh, shit.
15:32It's crazy.
15:34Holy shit.
15:43What do you think
15:45you're playing at?
15:47Come and have a look
15:48at my woodworm.
15:54Damn, man.
15:56Should have told him
15:56about that type of shit, man.
16:01Beautiful horse.
16:11How many you got then?
16:13Three or four thousand.
16:15How much?
16:18Fifty quid the lot.
16:21Thirty-five pound.
16:22Forty-five.
16:23Twenty-seven pound ten.
16:25Forty quid.
16:26It's a deal.
16:40Thanks.
16:43Forty-five.
16:43Forty-five.isype
16:44Jesus. What?
16:49What?
16:55What?
17:03What?
17:06What?
17:07What?
17:08What you get?
17:09We're on our way, Dad.
17:1040 Nicolatla under there.
17:12Nearly 4,000 of them.
17:144,000?
17:16Really?
17:17Let's have a look.
17:19Yeah, yeah.
17:21Voila.
17:23What the hell?
17:27That teeth.
17:29What's this then?
17:30What's they look like?
17:31Their teeth.
17:324,600.
17:33All shapes and sizes.
17:3540 Nicolatla locked.
17:36You see, that's the way to run a business.
17:37What good 4,000 cent of false hamsters?
17:41Why, don't they?
17:43Well, it depends whether you ain't got any choppers, don't it?
17:45They've got none of you, aren't they?
17:47They're very useful, aren't they?
17:48Hey, leave them alone.
17:49What's the matter with you?
17:50Haven't you never seen false teeth before?
17:52Yeah, in a glass of water with never a cart, though.
17:57How many did you say you got there?
17:59I told you.
17:59About 4,000.
18:00Ups and downs?
18:01Well, I don't know.
18:03You don't ask that sort of question when you're bulk buying.
18:05Here, come on.
18:06Help me unload them and get them sorted out into sizes.
18:10Where'd you get them?
18:11From a dental laboratory.
18:12They're all the teeth that they've made over the years
18:15and people haven't come and collect them.
18:17They've either died or gone abroad.
18:18They didn't fit proper.
18:20A few dozen export rejects.
18:22So they was having a clear out.
18:23Here, go on, hold that sack open.
18:26You're not bringing them into the house, are you?
18:28Of course I am.
18:29I've got to get them under cover.
18:31In my rain.
18:32Well, I'm not having them in my house.
18:34I ain't sleeping in no house with 4,000 sets of false hamsters right about.
18:39They're quite drizzling.
18:41They're not going to bite you.
18:43It's not natural.
18:44I know they're not natural.
18:45They're false teeth.
18:46That's what I bought them.
18:49Well, I ain't touching them.
18:51It's horrible.
18:52It's like Birkenaer.
18:53It ain't like Birkenaer.
18:55These are teeth.
18:57Unused.
18:58False choppers.
18:58Never seen the inside of a map.
19:00Come on, son.
19:01There's never been a gateway to our fortune.
19:04What are you going to do with them?
19:05Sell them.
19:05Who to?
19:06Who do you think?
19:07People who ain't got no choppers of the round.
19:09Well, people ain't gonna bite, eh?
19:12You're always telling me you can get stuff on the National Health Service
19:15they can go to a dentist and get a set made to measure.
19:17They're not going to wear other people's teeth.
19:19Look, it costs a nickel on the National Health.
19:21We can do a brand new set.
19:23Suit any math for what?
19:24Five bob?
19:25That's a thousand nickel on a forty nickel layout.
19:28You see, that's the way to make money.
19:30Look at them.
19:32Oh.
19:35That's some marvellous choppers amongst that lot.
19:38Oh, that's some lovely stuff.
19:40They're good stuff, you know.
19:42No rubbish.
19:42All quality stuff.
19:45Oh, look.
19:48Look at the workmanship.
19:51Bite through anything, those.
19:54They cost pounds to make, you know.
19:56Ministry of Health specifications.
19:58I'll bet this is the biggest bargain of the year.
20:00How about you?
20:01Do you want a pair?
20:01Oh, I ain't wearing another.
20:03I'll tell you, they ain't other people's teeth.
20:06They've never been used.
20:07They are a lovely pair, they are.
20:09They'd suit you lovely, those would.
20:11Get away.
20:12Oh, yes, they're lovely.
20:14Very handsome.
20:16Distinguished set of teeth they are, mate.
20:18It's about time you had some decent ones.
20:20I ain't putting other people's teeth in.
20:22I keep telling you.
20:23Look, it'll cost you five bob, that's all.
20:25Here, I'll give you three or six on your old ones.
20:27Now, I can't say fair enough, can I?
20:29Clear off.
20:30Get out of here.
20:31Take them away.
20:32Bring home stuff like that.
20:33It's disgusting.
20:34I don't understand you.
20:36You wear other people's old rags,
20:38but a set of teeth that ain't been worn,
20:40you turn your nose up at them.
20:41Well, we all got our principles.
20:43They're lovely teeth, they are.
20:45They could have been made for a film star.
20:48Or Mr. Macmillan, even.
20:50I don't care if they were made for Marilyn Monroe,
20:53I ain't wearing them.
20:54Well, you suit yourself.
20:55There's plenty of others at will.
20:57You just wait till the word gets round.
20:59There'll be a queue of gums round here on my lawn.
21:02You aren't bringing them into my house.
21:05A dreamer.
21:12All out of shot.
21:15Uppers, darners, off plates, full plates, and singles.
21:19You wasted your money.
21:21You'll never get rid of them.
21:22You've never been with imagination, have you, eh?
21:26I mean, you've never been a man of vision, have you?
21:28Well, so they don't sell well over here.
21:30There's a whole world to choose from.
21:33You don't realise that nearly two-thirds of the whole world's population
21:36ain't got two enemies to scrub together.
21:38They can't afford false teeth.
21:40They're starving.
21:41Well, if they're starving, what do they want teeth for?
21:46That is a very callous remark to me.
21:49Wow, that was good.
21:50They're just as much entitled to choppers as you are.
21:55Anyway, they might be cannibals.
21:56Eat each other.
21:57I wouldn't fancy a cannibal's chances without teeth.
22:00That's a disgrace, that is.
22:02And we'll be helping Britain, export or die.
22:04Sell abroad.
22:05Yeah, South America.
22:06Follow up the Duke of Edinburgh.
22:09Ian, do you want me in charge of the export department?
22:11No, I don't like it.
22:12There are some things I just can't deal in them teeth, is one of them.
22:15Oh, I'll suit yourself.
22:16I'll keep all the profits myself.
22:18Well, now you've got them, how are you going to get rid of them?
22:21Advertising.
22:22What?
22:23On telly.
22:24A thousand quid a minute?
22:26That's right.
22:26There's all my profit gone before I start.
22:29No.
22:30I think I'll put a few ads in the papers.
22:33The Times.
22:34That's a good one.
22:37I should think that's read by more hard-up people than any other.
22:42The Times.
22:45For sale.
22:46Four thousand sets of unused choppers.
22:48Apply Steptoe and some.
22:50Don't sound right, Sir Tom.
22:52Not for The Times.
22:54No?
22:55Maybe you're right.
22:57Here, I'll have to sit down and work something out.
23:03Now then.
23:05Let's see.
23:13The Times.
23:15The Times.
23:30The Times.
23:38The Times.
23:40The Times.
23:41The Times.
23:41The Times.
23:42The Times.
23:47The Times.
23:48you've got to do.
23:49Well, it's short of mail, son. This is all we'll be doing all day long.
23:54Pass me the iron.
23:57You getting any answers to your advert yet?
23:59Not yet. Give them time.
24:01Yeah. All right. How much time do you want? You've had it in a week.
24:05Five days.
24:06Well, five days, then.
24:08We haven't earned a penny since you brought them teeth home.
24:11You can't live on air, you know.
24:14Go out in that cart while you're waiting to earn a bit of money
24:16and not loaf around in here all day,
24:19banging balls about the yard.
24:21Look, I told you, I can't go out in the cart.
24:23I've got to stay in the yard.
24:24When some customers turn up, I've got to be ready for them.
24:26There ain't going to be no customers.
24:28I told you, you bought a pup forty quid down the drain.
24:33People aren't going to buy second-hand teeth.
24:35Don't keep calling them second-hand teeth.
24:41And what about the horse?
24:43He's had no exercise. He hasn't been out of the shed for a week.
24:46I'm doing good. Get all that fat on him, you see. Get him better.
24:49Go on, get inside. Get the dinner going.
24:51Oh, you want your grub?
24:52You don't bring anything in, but you want your grub?
24:54Where am I supposed to get money to buy grub from, eh?
24:57You've got plenty of money.
24:58I have not. I have no money. I'm broke.
25:00What's in that tin box under the floorboard, see?
25:04Whoa!
25:05Go on, hide it so well.
25:06If there's anything missing out there, I'll have the police on you.
25:09Oh, don't worry. I'm not after your money.
25:10If you're not after it, how do you always know where it's in?
25:13Don't worry, mate. I don't need your money.
25:15I'll soon have plenty of my own.
25:16I'll have more than that tatty bundle of fibres you've got up there.
25:19Not from them teeth you want.
25:21I saw you coming, mate.
25:23Forty quid down the drain.
25:25You'll never make any money. You've no brains.
25:28A rotten ragged bone man you always were
25:30and a rotten ragged bone man you always will be.
25:32Yeah!
25:33Damn!
25:35Shitty old git.
25:38A git!
25:39Of course I'll make money.
25:41I'll make a bump.
25:44Just like it says in the book.
25:46But buying, it is the only way.
25:50That's a gamble, man.
25:57Y'all looking good.
26:02Good.
26:07Oh, man.
26:09Let's go lower.
26:38Uwakbaa!
26:46Uwakbaa!
26:59Uwakbaa!
27:22There you are, you see.
27:23You can do it if you try.
27:26Nice cartload.
27:28But in all those butt-fine ideas.
27:31Yeah, well, I'd like to have a word with you first, Dad.
27:33Oh, what's the matter?
27:34You haven't been buying more teeth, have you?
27:36No, of course I haven't.
27:38Well, what's the matter then?
27:39Well, you know that ten quid you gave me this morning
27:42to buy all that rag and stuff?
27:44Yeah.
27:45Well, I spent it all.
27:46Oh, that's all right.
27:47As long as it was worth it.
27:49Let's have a look.
27:57Oh, man.
28:00I've got gas masks, man.
28:03Gas masks.
28:05Four hundred of them.
28:07Ex-civil defense.
28:08Ten knickers a lot.
28:10Four hundred.
28:12Gas masks.
28:13Now, look, Dad.
28:13Boy, you off the deep end.
28:14See, the rubber's not perished.
28:16Here, here.
28:18They're working all that.
28:19Well, I mean, there must be an army somewhere
28:21who wants gas masks.
28:23I mean, there's new armies starting up in Africa every day.
28:26Look, that bloke I bought them off.
28:27He's been selling them for years.
28:29He's made a fortune out of them.
28:30Only he's got to go abroad, see.
28:32And he let me have them cheap.
28:36He like me, you see.
28:38Oh, look, Dad.
28:39He says we can get a fiver on each of them.
28:42Oh, look.
28:42Look at this.
28:43Oh, well, there's no need to take that attitude.
28:45I bought them now.
28:47Well, we've still got the teeth.
28:50Yeah, I know.
28:51We've still got the teeth.
28:52Here, we're going to make a special offer.
28:53Set of teeth with every gas mask.
28:57You can't have one for them all, have you?
29:00You ever hear of an arms millionaire going broke?
29:03Look, I'll see it for one more.
29:04Oh, man.
29:06Set of teeth, man.
29:09Step right up.
29:10Step right up.
29:52Ladies and gentlemen, step right up.
29:54Get your gas mask.
29:56Each one includes a set of teeth.
30:00Just five quid, ladies and gentlemen.
30:02Hold on a second.
30:03I hope that you enjoyed it.
30:06Man, Albert had me dying on this episode here, man.
30:10There's something you can learn from that guy, man.
30:12His son is going to have to learn something today.
30:15Hold up.
30:16Ladies and gentlemen, number one, I hope that you enjoyed this episode.
30:20I still can't even believe, number one, that he bought a shit ton of teeth, ladies and gentlemen.
30:29That shit is crazy as hell, man.
30:34Who the hell wants to buy that shit, man?
30:37You know?
30:37But Harold thinks he knows best, man.
30:42Because I applaud his, I guess you say, his ambition, his dreams.
30:50And like many of us, you should always have aspirations, excuse me.
30:55And, you know, dreams and goals and all that stuff.
30:58You know, you should never stop dreaming.
31:01And for a guy that's reading books and stuff, which, you know, he's very different from his pops.
31:07His pops don't read books like that.
31:09And nothing wrong with that.
31:10But he's still got a, he's still, Albert, Harold, excuse me, Harold has a lot to learn.
31:19You know, a book can only teach you so much, man.
31:21Because eventually, at some point in time, depending on what the subject is on that book, you need to apply
31:27it.
31:27So there's definitely different types of knowledges out there.
31:31And expertise.
31:33You know, you got someone that is an expertise, expertise, excuse me, can't speak English today.
31:39But in, you know, cooking, you know, one might be education or art history, yaddy, yaddy.
31:45But there's also kind of street knowledge that is a very important thing, especially in this guy's trade.
31:52The thing that they're doing mostly, especially, you know, Harold's out there trying to flog this, buy this shit.
31:58And, you know, he's got that hustler's mentality, which I love.
32:03And, you know, sometimes, like life, shit doesn't always go according to plan.
32:09You know, thing hits the fan, man.
32:11And, you know, he put himself in a situation because I still can't believe that he was going to burn
32:18down the freaking house, man.
32:20He's thinking it's like, what did he say, $20,000, $40,000, something like that.
32:24And then Pops was like, $200,000.
32:27I'm like, holy moly.
32:28Imagine this guy want to burn down this shit.
32:31They're only going to get $200,000.
32:32They're not going very far with that.
32:34He's not going to have no lavish life with that set of funds there.
32:38But this is this man's, you know, Albert's treasure, man.
32:42He ain't going to let this go.
32:45It's not the same sense of what a hoarder would do.
32:49But this place, this workplace where they live, this is sentimental value.
32:57This is his home, you know, where he grew up with his father doing stuff.
33:01So no amount, I don't think, I don't know.
33:04Would a certain amount change his tune?
33:08Let me know in the comments down below up to where we're at right now.
33:12Now, I don't know if he would get rid of his horse.
33:15I don't, to me personally, I don't feel like that's something he would get rid of.
33:19You know, the Pops, man.
33:21I know the son wants it.
33:22He don't give a shit.
33:23But come on, leave Hercules alone, man.
33:25Great name, great name.
33:27But yeah, you know, again, a book is going to only teach you so much, man.
33:31And especially like a teacher can only teach you so much.
33:34You know, there's so many different outlets and different types of knowledge and stuff.
33:38And, you know, Booksmart, you know, is one way.
33:41But you also, especially in their gig, what they're doing, you might need to lean a little bit on the
33:47Pops a little bit.
33:47Because he definitely seems like he knows a little bit.
33:50And, you know, with elders, man, sometimes they can school you.
33:54So he definitely felt, Pops felt like, obviously he didn't like this teeth business.
34:00He didn't want this false teeth shit, man.
34:02But he definitely felt like this shit is, like, this is a bad idea, man.
34:09And so Pops was new.
34:10So he got a good hunch to that.
34:11So there's stuff that he can learn a little bit.
34:13But I like that.
34:14You know, Harold was like, he was just fed up, man.
34:18He's like, I'm tired of this shit, man.
34:21You know, he wants to, he has big dreams, man.
34:23I know we've seen only fools and horses first.
34:26But, you know, he's, yeah, he's got those aspirations like Tellboy, you know.
34:31So I know this is before and all that.
34:34But, you know, this time next year we'll be million.
34:36This guy wants to make money, ladies and gentlemen.
34:39And the way he started off, man, just when you think it couldn't get worse.
34:44My man is buying gas masks.
34:46Some soldiers out there might want this and need this shit, man.
34:49But, you know, with every one you're going to get, you're going to set up teeth.
34:53That's a bargain, ladies and gentlemen.
34:54How many people are going to be stepping up to buy that?
34:57Let me know in the comments down below.
35:00Only five quid, ladies and gentlemen.
35:02That's a steal, boys and girls.
35:03So I have done stuff like that.
35:06Not selling teeth or anything like that.
35:07But, you know, growing up, we had the, I guess you call it a flea market or, you know, some
35:16shit like that.
35:16But in the hood, the neighborhood, they had some sort of area, you know, once or twice or a year
35:24or something
35:24where you could sell your shit, stuff that you needed to get rid of, man.
35:27I was a hustler, man.
35:29You know, you try to make a buck.
35:30And when you were younger, you know, people feel more sorry for you.
35:33So you take that as an advantage.
35:35You're like, yeah, come on.
35:36I need, I need, I need, you know, you see the different type of, I guess, lies now that kids
35:42will do when they're selling chocolate.
35:44Like, oh, it's for my basketball team and shit.
35:46Like, you know, some of it is true sometimes, but, you know, they'll come up with a lie so that
35:52you feel a little bit more sorry for it.
35:53So sometimes you got to use that to your ability when you are selling some shit, come on with some
35:58great ass story.
35:59So I like this show.
36:01I love this show because I'm always a big dreamer.
36:05And I have, you know, we all have goals and silly stuff that we try to strive for.
36:10At least, you know, most of us, right?
36:12You know, some people are comfortable in the same way I think, like, Albert is kind of comfortable in where
36:19they're at.
36:20You know, he don't want to get rid of any of his stuff.
36:22It's a treasure.
36:23It's, look at the way my man's was ironing shirts and clothes.
36:29And the one, that one sweater looked like a, you know, a xenomorph chestburster just came right through that shit.
36:36Boom, man.
36:37So I was, I was loving that, man.
36:39But, you know, he takes his pride.
36:41He was loving that stuff.
36:43And if you made it this far, the code word, there's a lot of potential code words that I want
36:48to use.
36:48But we're going to use the code word, marvelous, marvelous, ladies and gentlemen, if you made it to this point
36:55right now.
36:56And what a episode number one, two.
36:59Again, Pops and Son, Karen, the show.
37:02Sometimes some shows you got a lot more characters and stuff.
37:05But at least where we're at right now, we don't know if it's going to change or anything like that.
37:08But it is, you know, Steptoe and Son.
37:11So I figure a lot is going to be, this is just a guess.
37:14I could be completely wrong.
37:15I'll have to stay tuned.
37:16Don't say anything.
37:19But, yeah, I mean, like for them, they hold it down, ladies and gentlemen.
37:22I really feel like, man, we're just getting, I'm learning more about their relationship.
37:27And you can see that there's obviously struggles there, which a lot of people can relate to, you know, myself
37:34included.
37:35And it's a beautiful thing to see, man.
37:38It really is.
37:39So there's definitely plenty of lines, plenty of great moments there.
37:42There was a thing that I might have had an idea of what it is.
37:48But you guys can fill me in because I am smallly, well, not smallly, somewhat familiar.
37:53But I could be wrong.
37:55So this is where you guys can come in here.
37:57The Burke in here, were they talking about the killers, man?
38:00The murderers for a long, long time ago.
38:03Definitely not in my time.
38:04But, yeah, let me know on that because I think Pops, I think it was Pops that said that line
38:09and shit.
38:11It's like Burke and Anne.
38:12And I think I could remember something like that.
38:15But if you know it, let me know.
38:17But thank you so much for hanging out.
38:19I'm having a blast watching it, man.
38:20Please don't get rid of Hercules, ladies and gentlemen, man.
38:23That shit will crush me.
38:25And if you enjoy the content, don't forget to hit that subscribe, comment.
38:28All that good stuff helps out the channel tremendously.
38:30Just thanks so much for hanging out.
38:31So, you know, you guys always suggest a lot of cool stuff for us to check out.
38:36Obviously, I can't get to everything in one sitting.
38:38But the journey is there for me.
38:41I'm having a great time watching it.
38:42The character, you know, both Pops and Son is really must-see TV.
38:47And I can't only imagine, you know, more episodes as time goes on and we really get more into stride.
38:52Because, you know, there's a lot more episodes for us to check out.
38:54So, if you're new, make sure you subscribe so you don't miss out a beat.
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39:01Because sometimes I got to put it up a little early.
39:03Life is calling.
39:04You know, you got to be out and about.
39:06You know, maybe not fly.
39:07You know, maybe sell it up a storm like this guy or trying to.
39:10But, you know, life.
39:11So, anyways, I'll see you soon.
39:13Peace out.
39:13Take care.
39:14Be well.
39:14Have a fantastic weekend.
39:16And I hope your weekend is marvelous, ladies and gentlemen.
39:19We'll see you soon.
39:19Bye-bye.
39:19Bye-bye.
39:20Bye-bye.
39:22Bye-bye.
39:23Bye-bye.
39:23Bye-bye.
39:23Bye-bye.
39:24Bye-bye.
39:26Bye-bye.