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00:10what's up wolf egg fam it's your boy get back at it again hope you're doing well kicking it with
00:14sergeant major shut up and the rest of the gang what adventures are going to be happening on this
00:18week's episode i gotta stay tuned to find out ladies and gentlemen but whether you're new
00:22recurrence nexus not included damn it you gotta bring your own fancy a cup and go make a sandwich
00:27whatever you need to come kick with me and hopefully have a laugh alongside me let's get it
00:31snacks not included let's freaking go
00:37meet the gang cause the boys are here the boys to entertain you
00:42with music and laughter to help you on your way to raising the rafters with a hey hey hey
00:48with songs and sketches and jokes on you with us about you and feel blue so meet the gang cause
00:56the boys are here the boys to entertain you
01:00b o b o y s boys to entertain you
01:11all right fellas once more let's take it from the top and one two three four
01:17one two three four
01:19woohoo
01:21woohoo
01:22chuck clue
01:23so are you going
01:26on the show
01:27woohoo
01:27that's the chandeluga choo choo
01:30woohoo
01:30track 29
01:32woohoo
01:33so you can give me a shine
01:35diddley-bump
01:35diddley-bum
01:36diddley-bump
01:38whewhoo
01:39woohoo
01:39woohoo
01:39no no no
01:40no
01:40please let's concentrate
01:42there is not a woo-woo
01:44there
01:45It's a diddly bum.
01:48Don't look at your words.
01:49You're doing very nice.
01:51Bombardier Bowman's quite a tartar, isn't he?
01:53He's making them do it again.
01:54They keep getting their woo-woos mixed up with their diddly bums.
01:58Easily done, I suppose.
02:00Anyway, helps keep their mind off the japs lurking in the undergrowth.
02:03You want another card, sir?
02:05No, I'll stick.
02:07Play 19.
02:08Dashed, I've lost again.
02:11And who does play a bit unusual, sir?
02:12Not many people stick on 14.
02:16All right, kids, take 10, go and get your dough beans.
02:19Hey, Glania, this isn't your dough-be-walla.
02:21Oh, no, sir.
02:22Are that dough-be-walla going to jungle to a small village?
02:25That's the problem with these two things.
02:27What the hell?
02:29He's not reliable, sir,
02:30but he's frightened of silent-tired Japanese yellow-bellies
02:33who rush out of bushes,
02:35waving sword and shouting,
02:37Banzai!
02:37Yes, Sergeant Major.
02:39They seem to get you much closer.
02:41Last night, you could hear nothing but jacked voices
02:43before the wireless went on a blink.
02:44Oh, well, you don't have to worry about that.
02:46Going to park into the old wireless plays funny tricks, you know.
02:50That dough-be wasn't listening to the wireless.
02:52He was listening to his instincts.
02:54He just ran.
02:55Shut up!
02:56Well, he's jolly rotten at his job.
02:57Look what he's done to my tunic.
03:00Your clean laundry, sir.
03:01Thank you, Park.
03:06Wait a minute.
03:07I see.
03:07It's a bit thick.
03:10What are you complaining about now, Ashford?
03:12Oh, I put it off for you.
03:17Did you ask them to do it like that?
03:19No, of course not.
03:20Well, go for a walk in those,
03:21and you cut your head off.
03:23Sounds like a jeep approaching, sir.
03:25That's unusual this time in the evening.
03:27Nobody cares about my trousers.
03:29They don't care if it were their trousers.
03:31Oh, don't go on, Ashford.
03:33Get off, race!
03:33Move, sir!
03:34Come on, come on!
03:34Stop on me, please!
03:35Watch out!
03:37What in the name of hell are you lot doing here?
03:40How do you do, sir?
03:41I'm Reynolds.
03:41This is Ashford.
03:42We're the Royal Artillery Concert Party.
03:44We give shows to the chaps in rest areas.
03:45Rest areas?
03:46What do you call a rest area?
03:48Well, they're usually 10 or 20 miles
03:49behind the forward position.
03:51You're a bit off the mark this time.
03:52You're about 12 hours in front of the forward position.
03:55What do you mean?
03:57All right, chaps.
03:57Gather round.
03:58I'll show you.
03:59This afternoon, the Japs made a pincer movement.
04:02North, then south, like this.
04:06And they took our chaps unaware,
04:08so in a couple of hours they were able to close the gap.
04:10So, you see how the position is.
04:12It looks like a Christmas pudding.
04:13Precisely.
04:14And you lot are the thrappity bit in the middle.
04:17Gee, Beth, we're surrounded.
04:19The Japs have used their pincers.
04:21And we're all going to die!
04:23Shut up!
04:23Why didn't you withdraw at the same time as the others?
04:26Didn't you get the message over the radio?
04:27We got no message, sir.
04:28Gunner Parkinson charged the wireless, sir.
04:29Very reliable man.
04:30We got no message, Gunner Parkinson, did we?
04:32No, Sergeant Major.
04:33They came on here and said something,
04:35and then they went off.
04:37They said something like rhubarb.
04:40Rhubarb?
04:40That's a code word to put the withdrawal plan into operation.
04:43You're blithering idiot.
04:44Why didn't you tell me they said rhubarb?
04:46I didn't think it was important, sir.
04:48I just thought it was about food.
04:52Like Guston.
04:52Shut up!
04:55I think it's a mistake anybody could make, sir.
04:57I mean, Ed Quartner's is impartially to blame
04:59for thinking up such a daft code word.
05:01I thought of the code word.
05:02If that didn't pay more attention,
05:04if you're going to bother me.
05:06Let's go now.
05:07Let's not bother to pack.
05:08Let's just go.
05:09I'm afraid it's too late.
05:10Every path to the west is thick with them.
05:12Well, what are we going to do?
05:13Do?
05:13Don't you realise, man,
05:14you've got a golden opportunity.
05:16The Jap advance is only temporary.
05:18We shall counter-attack in a couple of days,
05:19and we shall wipe them right out.
05:20In the meantime,
05:21you could wreak havoc behind their lines.
05:24Bye, Jove.
05:25Could be really.
05:26Of course.
05:27First, go to ground.
05:28Lie low.
05:29Merge into the background.
05:30And then, when the moment is right,
05:31give the Jap the jitters.
05:33Hit him where it hurts,
05:34and run away.
05:35A chance to see a bit of action, sir.
05:37Of course.
05:37You've got your guns,
05:38I'll leave you plenty of explosives.
05:40But, give them a couple of cases.
05:41Stop!
05:43Now, when it's light,
05:45make towards the Ming Tong Bridge.
05:47There.
05:48We'll drive the Japs that way,
05:49and with any luck,
05:50you'll be in the thick of it.
05:52Ah.
05:53Good share.
05:55Keep a 24-hour watch on the radio.
05:57If you hear the code word,
05:58fish,
05:58blow up the bridge.
06:00Then you will have them,
06:00like rats in a trap.
06:01Will we?
06:02Good.
06:03But if they break out,
06:04then our chaps are going to need the bridge
06:06to outflank them.
06:06In that case,
06:07I'll send the word,
06:08chips.
06:09And in that case,
06:10leave the bridge alone.
06:12But I'm afraid if that happens,
06:13you won't be seeing any Japs.
06:15Oh, what a pity.
06:17Well, that must be off.
06:18Good luck.
06:18Thanks, Orphie.
06:22And don't forget,
06:23fish,
06:24blow up the bridge.
06:25Chips,
06:26leave the bridge alone.
06:28Goodbye.
06:30Right, well,
06:31remember that.
06:32Fish,
06:33blow up the bridge.
06:34Chips,
06:35leave the bridge alone.
06:39Do you know what you said?
06:40We're going to be in the thick of it.
06:42Us,
06:42artists,
06:43we're like lambs to the slaughter.
06:45We're not qualified,
06:46we're not trained.
06:47We're just creative,
06:48sensible people.
06:49And we're going to be using
06:50so much cannon for that.
06:52Shut up.
06:53Fall out and get your rifles
06:55ready for this place
06:55in two minutes.
06:56Move yourself,
06:56move yourself.
06:58Get a Macintosh.
06:59Issue 100 rounds of ammunition
07:01per man.
07:02No smoking.
07:04Put the fire out.
07:06No raised voices.
07:07Can a clerk at the gate?
07:09Can a Evans patrol the path
07:11200 yards to the north?
07:12Can a Graham 200 yards to the west?
07:14On the approach to the enemy,
07:15you will not repeat,
07:16not open fire,
07:17we'll double back here.
07:18Move yourselves.
07:20You're laughing, man.
07:21Oh,
07:22bop,
07:22re-bop.
07:23Japanese are searching
07:24all villages for British soldier boys.
07:26Hide everybody out!
07:27It's out of the country.
07:28It's out of the country.
07:28They see you,
07:29they tell you.
07:32Oh,
07:33wait a wimp.
07:34Come out of there
07:35and face up to things like a man.
07:36I'm not a man,
07:38I'm an actor.
07:40Oh,
07:42where shall I hide,
07:43Sergeant Major?
07:43Shut up,
07:44I'll put this up together.
07:46Well,
07:46we've got to make a plan.
07:48Colonel,
07:48sir,
07:49they're not shooting Indians.
07:51If you be Indians,
07:52you will be okay,
07:53I think.
07:54He may have a point there,
07:55I should.
07:56Begging your pawn,
07:56sir,
07:56he does not look in the least bit like Indians.
07:59Especially him.
07:59Quite a bit.
08:00Colonel,
08:01sir,
08:01I have got all the village clothes
08:03from Dhobiwala
08:03on card in road.
08:05You put them on
08:06instead of your uniform,
08:07you'll be Indians
08:09pretty damn quick.
08:10Excuse me,
08:11sir.
08:11If we're captured
08:12and we're not in uniform,
08:13we'll all be shot as spies.
08:15That's a good point.
08:16On the other hand,
08:17who wants to be taken prisoner?
08:19I don't want to be took a prisoner.
08:22Besides,
08:22the globe's awful.
08:25All I want to do
08:26is to entertain the world.
08:28Make them laugh.
08:30Make them cry.
08:31Make them forget their cares and worries
08:33for just a few short minutes.
08:36And what happens?
08:37I wake up one morning
08:39and I'm Aaron Flynn.
08:41Sir,
08:41you keep quiet.
08:43Colonel,
08:43sir,
08:43Japs here are pretty damn quick.
08:45You can run away
08:46or you can turn into Indian
08:48or you can fight
08:49and turn into dead.
08:50But you must do it now.
08:53What do you think, Ashford?
08:54I think we should have
08:55to become Indians, sir.
08:57At least that way
08:57we stand a chance.
08:58Yes,
08:58I think you're right.
08:59Sergeant Major,
09:00turn the men into Indians,
09:01would you please?
09:05Right.
09:06Falling outside
09:06by the Dobie Trolley,
09:07move yourselves.
09:10Pale hands I loved
09:14beside the Shalimar.
09:18Well, where is they then?
09:19They're still putting on
09:21dhothis from
09:21Dobie Walla bundle
09:22out there, sir.
09:28Fuck.
09:34Get on parade,
09:34move yourselves.
09:35Keep quiet about it.
09:36You've had enough time.
09:37Move yourselves.
09:48Holy moly.
09:53That's just about
09:53you were leveling it.
09:56Good gun of parking.
09:58He makes a very fine
09:59Indian lovey boy.
10:00But stick them fine
10:01shoulders forward.
10:02Indians
10:02does not have
10:03fine shoulders like that.
10:08And as for you,
10:09Mr. Laity-Da Gunner Graham,
10:10you make a much better
10:11Gandhi than you does a gunner.
10:15Gandhi.
10:18Oh, man.
10:19Not my boy.
10:22Hello, Gangadin.
10:29He's smiling.
10:30This guy, man.
10:31I love him.
10:31Bombardier, where's...
10:32Bombardier, what?
10:33Where is you?
10:33Come, get on parade.
10:35Move yourself.
10:36Oh, my God.
10:39What the hell, man?
10:41God damn, dude.
10:45A freak.
10:48What the hell do you think
10:49you're playing at?
10:51Well, it's this, Sergeant Major.
10:53There weren't enough
10:54dhothis to go round.
10:55So I thought
10:56somebody better wear a sari.
10:57And I thought
10:58it better be me.
11:01Hey.
11:02I say you look
11:03absolutely first class.
11:05Now, don't salute you.
11:06Spore the whole thing.
11:13You supposed to have
11:14all that dandling done?
11:17I don't know where
11:18to stick it, sir.
11:19Oh, yeah.
11:20But it looks awful.
11:22A charwalla.
11:25What's he supposed to do
11:26with all that down there?
11:28Stick it up
11:29over your shoulder, son.
11:31Of course.
11:32Do that, Sergeant Major.
11:38Oh, my.
11:41Well, what do you think?
11:44Well, there's something
11:45not quite right.
11:46Don't you agree, Sergeant Major?
11:48The hat, sir.
11:50Get rid of the hat.
11:51A charwalla,
11:52you're the expert.
11:52How do we all look?
11:55Absolutely top hold,
11:56Colonel, sub.
11:57As long as nobody
11:57sees you.
11:59What are you talking about?
12:01Push your ass up.
12:02It's a bunny for Jerry.
12:03Japanese are coming, sub.
12:05Quick.
12:06Turn the place
12:06into an icy village.
12:07You two,
12:08squat down over there.
12:09You two,
12:09over there,
12:10have a little chat.
12:10What?
12:11You make your parties.
12:13You fan the fire.
12:16What about me, Gloria?
12:17You go in your bed
12:19and hide
12:19and cover yourself up
12:20and get a sleeper.
12:20Come on.
12:21Look native, are you?
12:22Don't just sit there.
12:23Come on, put the light in.
12:24I feel a bit sparse,
12:25tell me about this.
12:27Use your imagination.
12:29Come over here,
12:29send your veranda
12:30and write a nice Indian letter.
12:31Right, I'll pretend
12:32to be your wife
12:32and I'll do a bit of housework.
12:34Right.
12:35Bjarke nagee.
12:37Bjarke nagee.
12:39Bjarke nagee.
12:41Bjarke nagee.
12:43Bjarke nagee.
12:44Good heavens.
12:45I'm not having a sterics.
12:47I was so wonderful
12:48I'm not having a sterics.
12:50Shut up.
12:52Sup?
12:53It is only Dobiwala coming back.
12:55Oh.
12:56Both alarm, everybody.
12:57Dobiwala.
12:58Holy moly.
12:59Never mind.
12:59It was a very good practice.
13:01Well done, Baba dear.
13:01You were very good indeed.
13:03Salve, mage-san.
13:04Salve, mage-san.
13:05There is much trouble in father.
13:07Oh, ho, ho, ho.
13:08Oh.
13:09Japanese,
13:09Japanese soldier come
13:10and all the men
13:11who work for Dobiwala
13:13have run away
13:14into jungle.
13:14Well, that's hard luck
13:15on me, a minute.
13:16But, Saab,
13:17he has got
13:18these great big bundles
13:19of dirty Dobi
13:19which must be made
13:21all clean
13:21and threadbare.
13:22Well, it serves
13:23his right for having
13:23such a jittery staff,
13:25don't it?
13:25You don't understand,
13:26Sergeant Major Saab.
13:27All this is
13:28Japanese soldier's clothes
13:29that must be
13:30clean washed
13:31by morning.
13:33That's the Japanese
13:34troops washing.
13:35You hear that, sir?
13:37Them's
13:37jittery staff uniforms.
13:38Come on,
13:39lads, let's turn up
13:40to sweat.
13:40Hey, hey,
13:40what's going on?
13:41Japanese people
13:42will be angry
13:43and will cut my mouth.
13:45Sergeant Major Saab,
13:46he says Japanese
13:46soldiers will be
13:47very angry
13:48and kill him.
13:49Why don't you run
13:49away into the jungle
13:50like his workers,
13:51can't he?
13:51Hey, boy,
13:52what happens if the
14:03Japs don't get
14:03their Dobi back
14:04and do a spot
14:05of investigating?
14:06I think Gunner
14:07Graham's got a point.
14:08Our brief is to
14:09lie low.
14:10And it will
14:11definitely hurt them
14:12if we tear up
14:13their Dobi
14:13and then shoot
14:14some.
14:14No, no, no,
14:14we've got a
14:15very good cover here.
14:16We must lie low
14:16until we're needed
14:17and leave those
14:18things alone.
14:19Colonel Saab,
14:20tomorrow morning
14:21Japs come for
14:21a nice clean Dobi
14:22and when it is
14:23not there,
14:24he gets pretty
14:25damn angry
14:25and look for
14:27Dobiwalla.
14:28Somehow or other,
14:29the laundry will
14:29have to be done
14:30when they come
14:31for it.
14:31Where's the
14:32nearest Dobiwalla?
14:33All gone into
14:34the jungle, Saab.
14:35Now, it is a
14:36problem because
14:37this stuff must be
14:38ironed and washed
14:39before tomorrow
14:40morning.
14:40If there's no
14:41Dobiwalla, sir,
14:42it's just not
14:42possible.
14:43There's no such
14:44word as impossible.
14:45You will have
14:46to do it,
14:46Sergeant Major.
14:47Ooh.
14:50Me, sir.
14:51Do the Jap laundry.
14:53Well, not you
14:55personally, but you
14:55will have to get it
14:56done.
14:57I've been a soldier
14:58for 25 years, sir.
15:00They is the enemy.
15:01King's regulations
15:01clearly state you
15:02will not do the
15:03enemy's washing.
15:05I'm sorry,
15:06Sergeant Major,
15:06there's nothing else
15:07for it.
15:07We must not be
15:08discovered.
15:10Oh, Mr. Wu.
15:12What?
15:13You're Dobi.
15:14On the command,
15:15Dobi, you will
15:16swing your Dobi
15:16over your shoulder,
15:17bring it hard down
15:18on your rock,
15:19giving a hiss
15:20through the teeth
15:21at the same time.
15:22Like this.
15:23Dobi!
15:25Dobi!
15:27Dobi!
15:29Any questions?
15:30Yes.
15:31You have to do it
15:31so hard because
15:32you're splashing
15:32me all over.
15:33Shut up.
15:34Shut up.
15:35Dobi!
15:38The Sergeant Major
15:39really is a
15:39first-rate chap.
15:40He can turn his
15:41hand to absolutely
15:42anything.
15:42Oh, yes, sir.
15:43The salt of the
15:43earth, these
15:44warrant officers,
15:45you know.
15:45He seems to have
15:46made the men
15:46look less white.
15:47Oh, yes, sir.
15:48He's had them
15:48put tea on
15:49themselves.
15:50Very strong tea.
15:51Oh, did he really?
15:52That'll explain
15:53why you've got
15:53tea leaves in
15:54your left ear.
15:58What did you do
15:58in the war,
15:59Daddy?
16:00Oh, I was
16:00in Burma, son.
16:02Did you kill
16:03many Japanese?
16:05No.
16:06I did the laundry.
16:14I've got those
16:15kind of limehouse
16:16Chinese laundry
16:17blues.
16:20Shut up.
16:21The Japanese
16:22might do you
16:23and Indian
16:23Dobi Wallace
16:23do not sing
16:24George Forby
16:25songs.
16:28Beg your pardon,
16:29it does not seem
16:29quite right,
16:30Samuel, for us
16:31British soldiers
16:31to be doing so
16:32much for them
16:32Japs without
16:33getting our own
16:33back in some
16:34way.
16:35Could we not,
16:35for instance,
16:36sprinkle a bit
16:36of Hitching Powder
16:37on their crutches?
16:38Oh, you!
16:39I'm sorry,
16:39Sergeant Major,
16:40not unless we
16:41know we're
16:41leaving within
16:4224 hours.
16:44There's a hot
16:44one.
16:47Well, whatever
16:47you do,
16:48don't use the
16:49iron while it's
16:49too hot.
16:50Look what
16:50happened to
16:51Nosher.
16:52Oh!
16:53Get properly,
16:54Sally,
16:54move yourselves
16:54out the double
16:55at the low.
16:55Move yourselves
16:55down.
16:56Come on, come on,
16:56come on.
16:57Stop,
16:57I'm in here.
16:57You've got time.
16:59By Jove,
17:00you all look
17:01fantastic.
17:02Fantastic.
17:04Except him.
17:07Afternoon, sir.
17:09Yes, Reynolds,
17:10my Jove,
17:10yes.
17:11Yes, good to
17:11see you.
17:12Well, I've got
17:12marvellous news
17:12for you.
17:13We are going
17:13to attack
17:14at dawn tomorrow.
17:15Division
17:15know about
17:16you,
17:16and believe
17:16me,
17:16they are
17:16very excited
17:17to know
17:17that you
17:18are behind
17:18the chap
17:18lines,
17:19ready to
17:20do or
17:20die.
17:21Now,
17:21your plans
17:22are to
17:23proceed
17:23half a mile
17:24upstream to
17:24the river,
17:25here.
17:26When you
17:26get there,
17:26they will
17:26build a raft
17:27for the
17:27explosives.
17:28And when
17:28you hear
17:29the signal,
17:30you all
17:30know what
17:30the signal
17:30is?
17:31Fish.
17:32Correct.
17:41Swim the raft
17:42under the
17:42supports
17:42and activate
17:43the time
17:44fuse.
17:44Well,
17:44nothing could
17:44be simpler,
17:45could it?
17:45So,
17:46we does
17:46not have
17:46to carry
17:47out this
17:47operation
17:47disguised
17:48as Indians,
17:48as we?
17:49Good point.
17:49No,
17:50you may
17:50resume
17:50your role
17:51as British
17:51soldiers
17:52forthwith.
17:53Thank heavens
17:53for that.
17:54Good luck
17:55and good
17:56hunting.
17:56And believe
17:57me,
17:57you are
17:57doing a
17:58first-class
17:59job.
17:59Thank you,
18:00sir.
18:01Just one
18:01other thing.
18:02Birch.
18:03Sir.
18:05Give this
18:05a rub
18:06through,
18:06would you?
18:06Not too
18:07much starch.
18:10Come on,
18:11it is.
18:36We could get
18:37the raft in
18:37the river,
18:37sir,
18:38and one
18:38of us
18:38could paddle
18:39upstream,
18:40unobserved.
18:40Good.
18:41Hurry up
18:41with that
18:41raft,
18:42bombardier.
18:43I'm doing
18:43my best.
18:45I mean,
18:45nobody trained
18:45me for this
18:46sort of thing,
18:46did they?
18:47I mean,
18:47I'd plenty of
18:47slope arms
18:48and about
18:48turn all that
18:48sort of rubbish,
18:49but nobody
18:49said nothing.
18:50Shut up!
18:54The explosive
18:55is packed
18:55right in the
18:56middle of the
18:57raft.
18:57Now,
18:58I suggest
18:58we don't
18:59attach the fuse
19:00until the last
19:00possible moment.
19:02The last
19:02possible moment?
19:04Let me tell you,
19:05Mr. Lardy Dark
19:05and a Graham,
19:06I does not need
19:06you to tell me
19:07how to set a fuse.
19:08Get out of it!
19:10Excuse me,
19:10Sergeant Major,
19:11they're sending
19:11a code word,
19:12fish.
19:13We better proceed
19:14to the river,
19:15sir.
19:15Yes,
19:16good.
19:17Give the orders,
19:18air front.
19:19Certainly,
19:20sir.
19:20Carry on,
19:21Sergeant Major.
19:22Right,
19:22pay attention.
19:24Pick up the raft,
19:25proceed in single file,
19:26no noise,
19:26remember?
19:27He was now
19:27in enemy territory.
19:28Behind every tree
19:29there could be
19:30a jap.
19:31Maybe they might
19:32declare peace
19:32in the next
19:33few minutes.
19:33eh?
19:34That won't help you,
19:35Gloria.
19:35We don't have
19:36a code word
19:36for peace
19:37declared.
19:57Right,
19:58see that bend
19:59hundred yards away?
20:00Around the corner,
20:01just behind it,
20:02is the bridge.
20:03All we need
20:04is somebody
20:04to paddle that raft
20:05up there
20:05and wedge it
20:06in the supports.
20:07I was not going
20:08to call the volunteers
20:09because I know
20:10it's full well.
20:10You will haul a volunteer.
20:13Why not give it a try?
20:14Just in case
20:15there were one
20:15or two of us
20:16that wouldn't.
20:17I was not calling
20:18for volunteers
20:19to perform
20:20this brave deed.
20:23Oh, boy.
20:26You will have
20:26the honor.
20:28Because you
20:29wouldn't use
20:29the water
20:30from craft.
20:33Shit.
20:34Shit.
20:34Shut me now.
20:35No noise.
20:39He does it.
20:41Right,
20:41nice.
20:43Good.
20:45Here you go,
20:51well done.
20:53Brave boy.
20:57Sheldon,
20:58why is tears
20:59running down
21:00your cheeks?
21:01There's a fish
21:01biting at my
21:02little toe.
21:05That's better,
21:06it's stopped.
21:06Obviously,
21:07the fish has taste.
21:09When you wedge
21:09the raft
21:10in the supports,
21:12pull the pin
21:12out of the fuse
21:13and swim away.
21:15Not too slowly.
21:17Off you go.
21:18Yes,
21:19Sergeant Major.
21:25Good luck.
21:26I shan't forget
21:27this gunner.
21:28Gunner.
21:29Something's
21:29I never know
21:32nobody, man.
21:33Come on.
21:34All-round
21:34defensive positions.
21:35When that charge
21:36explodes,
21:37them japs
21:38is going to get
21:39very cross.
21:52Blimey.
21:53Excuse me,
21:54sir.
21:54HQ is sending
21:55the code word
21:56chips.
21:57Chips.
21:58Leave the bridge alone.
22:00Shall I call
22:01off your back?
22:01Yes.
22:02Right away.
22:03Not that way.
22:05That way.
22:06What do you mean?
22:07Well,
22:08you cannot shout,
22:08Bomber dear.
22:09The japs will hear.
22:10Right.
22:11So when you get,
22:13you've got to swim to him.
22:15Take it to him
22:15personal.
22:16You made?
22:18You just volunteered.
22:20I didn't volunteer.
22:21I didn't volunteer
22:21for nothing.
22:22Well,
22:22I said,
22:23what,
22:23shall I go after him?
22:24I didn't say,
22:24shall I whisper in his ear,
22:25oh?
22:26Get in the water.
22:27Yes,
22:27that's right.
22:35What shall I say to him?
22:36Leave the bridge alone.
22:38Leave the bridge alone.
22:49Oh, boy.
22:56Excuse me, sir.
22:58They're sending another message.
23:00Temporary setback.
23:01We are retreating fish.
23:05We are retreating fish.
23:15instructions.
23:16Then tell Sugden
23:16to obey his original orders.
23:19Go on.
23:24That was crazy.
23:38Lofty,
23:39leave the bridge alone.
23:41Leave the bridge alone.
23:44Gloria.
23:45You've got it wrong.
23:47Blow up the bridge.
23:52These baseballers
23:53make up their blasted minds.
23:55Oh, my.
23:57What is it this time?
23:59Pickled onions.
24:01Oh, my.
24:04What do you make of it, Ash?
24:07Maybe somebody wants some pickled onions.
24:09Oh, my God.
24:11Joey, Joey, Joey.
24:12Hello, Sunray.
24:13Joey, Joey.
24:15Joey, Joey.
24:16That's us, sir.
24:17Ignore previous message.
24:19Ignore previous message.
24:21Where does that leave us?
24:22Do we ignore the fish or the chips?
24:25The last one was chips.
24:27No, Sergeant Major.
24:29Lofty was fish.
24:30Blow up the bridge.
24:31The bombardier was chips.
24:33Leave the bridge alone.
24:34Atlas was fish.
24:35Blow up the bridge.
24:36Well, if we're cancelling fish,
24:37it must mean we're doing chips.
24:39Leave the bridge alone.
24:41Clark.
24:42Sir.
24:43Get in there.
24:44Overtake Atlas.
24:44Tell him to cancel his orders.
24:46Tell the bombardier.
24:47He was right on.
24:48Lofty's wrong.
24:49Oh, my.
24:50No, leave the bridge alone.
24:52Got it.
24:56A big responsibility for him.
25:01Oh, my God.
25:04I think we should send a message to HQ.
25:06Tell him what we's doing
25:07and ask him for a clarification of the situation.
25:10We got him, the status quo.
25:11Very, very simple, Sergeant.
25:13They gave an order.
25:14Then they countermanded it.
25:15Then they cancelled the alteration to the plan
25:18and reaffirmed the first instruction.
25:20And then they confirmed the countermand
25:22of the original order.
25:24Don't you agree, Sergeant?
25:25Trust about, sir.
25:30There, ma.
25:32I wish somebody would make up their minds.
25:34First of all, it's blow up the bridge
25:35and then leave the bridge alone
25:36and then blow up the bridge again.
25:38Yeah, and then it's leave the bridge alone again.
25:39It's like Hamilton, I didn't think it's out in that river.
25:41That's because nobody overtook me.
25:43So we had two leave the bridge alone running
25:45followed by a blow-up.
25:46And Lofty, you couldn't stop Lofty at all.
25:49It just kept going,
25:50I've got to blow up the bridge.
25:51I've got to blow up the bridge.
25:53Uh-oh.
25:55Oh, look.
25:55He's Lofty's sense of direction.
25:57Lofty!
25:57Do not shout, Bob, but he'll just hear you.
26:00We've got to track his attention and thumb out.
26:03Throw stones.
26:05Lofty!
26:07Lofty!
26:08Lofty!
26:10Lofty!
26:11Lofty!
26:11Lofty!
26:12Uh...
26:13Stop! Stop!
26:14Nelson!
26:15It's smoking!
26:15Oh!
26:15NFTs seem to hit the fuse.
26:18Huh!
26:19It's coming here!
26:21Uh!
26:23Ooh!
26:27Oh, nooo!
26:31No!
26:37Oh my god
27:07He was in trouble
27:09You could go to him
27:11He'd give you a smile
27:14Maybe a song
27:17Because he had a beautiful voice
27:20Hell yeah
27:20What could bring tears to the eyes of
27:24Then what likes that sort of thing
27:28Most important
27:30He was a man
27:33A very big one
27:35Man
27:37May your soul
27:39Rest
27:43What the hell
27:47My dude
27:48My boy
27:50What are you doing
27:51What are you doing
27:54Who's that
27:54You are
27:55Reynolds
27:59Well done
28:00Well done indeed
28:01I thought for one awful moment that you'd blown up the bridge
28:04The enemy is in full retreat
28:06And our chaps are using the bridge to encircle them
28:08The Japs won't be coming this way I'm afraid
28:11Oh isn't that a shame
28:12Oh isn't that a shame
28:14The Japs won't be coming this way
28:15Shut up
28:17Mustache
28:18Hope to see your show sometime
28:21So long
28:23French have here
28:24Colonel
28:25Sergeant Major
28:26Where the hell have you been?
28:27Where's your ruddy charron?
28:28I'm parched
28:29I've been making up wages for you all
28:32Wages?
28:33What's all this then?
28:34It's money
28:35Two rupees
28:38We've all got two rupees
28:40What's all this about?
28:41Charwalla
28:42That is from Japanese subs
28:44That is the money for the dhobi
28:46And they said they are most pleased
28:47And it is done very well
28:49And can you do some more next week please?
28:53That seems quite right
28:55What's the matter Sergeant Manor?
28:58I've only got two rupees
28:59Same as the man
29:04Let's go
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29:14band band band band band band band band band band band band band band band band band band band band
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29:24band band band band band band band band band band band band band band band band band band band band
29:24band band band band band band band band band band band band band band band band band band band band
29:24band band band band band band band band band band band band band band band band band band band band
29:26band band band band band band band band band band band band band band band band band band band band
29:26band band band band band band band band band band band band band band band band band band band band
29:26band
29:26The boys to entertain you
29:29I'm free to make you forget
29:31So give us a cheerio for hey, hey, hey
29:34Just gather around and go down again
29:37With us abroad, there's plenty of fun
29:40So meet the gang, cos the boys are here
29:43The boys to entertain you
29:46B-O-Y-S, boys to entertain you
30:03Ladies and gentlemen, if you made it this far
30:07Use the code word fish or chips
30:10Whichever one you want in the comments down below
30:13I hope that you enjoyed it
30:15That was one beautiful speech by Sergeant Major
30:21Shut up, tug on my heartstrings right there, man
30:23Glad Lofty's okay
30:25I hope that you enjoyed it
30:26Let me know down below
30:28Ladies and gentlemen, I hope that you enjoyed this episode
30:31I am so glad that my boy Lofty is okay
30:35I don't know that I would recover, man
30:38You know, he's such a great character
30:40And wasn't that a fine speech by our homie
30:44Sergeant Major, shut up there
30:45No matter how much shit he may give a lot of these troops
30:50Especially Beaumont
30:52Gloria
30:55Lofty
30:56You know, Graham
30:58You know, Navi, everybody
31:01But especially Lofty and Gloria
31:04He really does care about them
31:07Because if you didn't even appreciate
31:09You know, that your comrade there
31:14He ain't giving no speech to the level of that
31:16Because that was like a speech you give your boy
31:19Your best friend and stuff
31:22So they really do have a good relationship
31:24Although, you know
31:28Although my boy be shitting on him
31:30Deep down, he cares a lot about my boy Lofty
31:34And, you know, again, Lofty's one of the best, man
31:36He is one of the best characters there
31:38I always just love that
31:40He's always smiling
31:43And that shit lingers for quite a long time
31:45You know, even when they kind of zoom out a little bit
31:48You can still tell
31:49You know, it might be a little blurry
31:51That he's still smiling and having a good time
31:54So there's a greatness to him
31:57There's a cool aura to him
31:59That, again, besides that angelic voice
32:02That, you know, may bring some tears to your eyes
32:04Or just makes you appreciate a good voice
32:08When you hear it, you know
32:10And the performance that they were doing early on
32:13Was great
32:14When they had to become, you know
32:17Laundry men, essentially, here
32:19I thought that shit was crazy
32:21But any time that Gloria gets a chance to showcase
32:25And, you know, put up quite a performance
32:28It definitely was impressed
32:30Because although he may not be able to
32:34At least from what I see so far
32:36You know, we haven't seen too many, you know
32:38Gangster instances of him, you know
32:40Of full strike
32:42Not, like, kind of like a Pike day
32:43You know, like, where he's going, like, really crazy
32:46Right?
32:46He hasn't done that, like, on every episode
32:49Or anything like that
32:52When it comes to the showbiz part
32:54And putting a performance
32:57That's where the leader comes in
33:00Because whipping everybody into shape
33:02You go here, da-da-da
33:03You do that
33:04Okay, Colonel, go over there
33:06I'll be, he's gonna be the wife
33:07You know, Gloria will be the wife in the moment there
33:10And singing the song
33:11You know, whatever he was doing in that moment
33:13Reminds me sometimes of Ranji
33:17When he would be singing
33:19And, you know, and bringing a jolly old good time there
33:22Now, my boy Ashwood
33:25Phenomenal, man
33:26He has a way that when he's
33:28You know, listening in on conversation
33:30He's got, like, an intense kind of stare
33:33Maybe it could be a look of confusion
33:35Like myself in life
33:37When I might not know something out there
33:39You know, reading a book
33:40And I'm like, I don't know what the hell
33:41I'm reading this shit
33:42I gotta read it a couple more times
33:44So I pick it up
33:45He has a great look of confusion sometimes
33:48That is just funny
33:50Without having to say a lot
33:52And there's two things that cracks me up, too
33:55With, well, there's a couple
33:57But with Colonel never knowing, you know
33:59Anybody's name
34:00You know, sometimes he knows it
34:02And sometimes he doesn't
34:04It probably just depends
34:05If he's really pissed off or not
34:06Then he really knows your name
34:07But that always cracks me up
34:09But for a guy, you know
34:12He's the colonel
34:13He's the leader, you know
34:14Essentially and shit
34:15He really does chime in a lot
34:17On, actually, what do you think
34:18About this situation?
34:20Or, you know, he'll leave it
34:21To Sergeant Major
34:22Shut up
34:22And it just
34:23It's like, damn, man
34:24He don't be leading much
34:26But, I mean
34:27That's like in some jobs, man
34:29Shit
34:29The boss ain't really doing shit
34:31Obviously, you know
34:32Expect that much
34:33And, yeah, he just
34:34Sorry, you do this
34:35You do that
34:36And, yeah, he ain't never
34:37Doing nothing, man
34:38So, hey, he got it good, man
34:40He got it good, man
34:41Oh, my God
34:42And one thing, too
34:44And this is not the first instance
34:46Where, um
34:48Where, uh, Parky
34:50Parkins is
34:51Kind of, like, messing up
34:53On, like, some sort of signal
34:54Or some sort of a message
34:55And stuff, like
34:57It still blows my mind
34:58Obviously, for a comedic effect
35:00Yeah, you want to have this
35:01This doofus doing this shit
35:02But it's like, bro
35:04Why the hell
35:05They giving this guy
35:06The responsibility here
35:08When he's messed up
35:09So many times in the past
35:11Like, something like this
35:12Would be
35:13You would be looking at
35:14The Lottie Dottie Graham
35:15To be doing something like this
35:17Because it's a
35:18Definitely a critical message here
35:20That wasn't received here
35:22And, um
35:23I love the back and forth thing
35:25Going on
35:25Where
35:26Fish?
35:27Okay, no
35:28It's chips
35:28It's chips now
35:29Oh, it's fish
35:30And everybody's getting
35:31In the water there
35:32I loved how, you know
35:34Lofty had to get up
35:35In the water there
35:36You know, you get the little
35:38Scare a bit
35:39When you're not seeing
35:39Our boy Lofty and shit
35:41Just hoping he was just
35:42Under the water
35:42Or something like that
35:43You know, maybe he's just
35:44Holding it
35:44You know, he's
35:45Breathing on the water
35:46For a little bit
35:47You know
35:47Doing a little stealthy here
35:49But, man
35:50That speech warmed my heart there
35:52So, did you guys
35:52Enjoy the episode?
35:54I had a blast
35:55Watching this episode
35:56There's always some
35:57Crazy ass moments here
35:59Hey, they ended up
36:00Getting two rupees, man
36:02Although Sergeant Major
36:03Shut up
36:03Wasn't a little happy
36:04He probably wanted like
36:05Four or something like that
36:06He wanted a little bit
36:07Four
36:08He was jealous
36:08He got upset there
36:10But, yo
36:10They made some bank
36:11On this one
36:12They had to clean
36:13The enemy's
36:14You know
36:14Wardrobe here
36:15But, hey
36:16They did a good job
36:17They did better
36:18Than the rest of the guys
36:19Man
36:20So, that's crazy
36:21Did you guys enjoy it?
36:23Let me know down below
36:24I will say one more thing
36:25Real quick
36:26Because I don't want
36:27To talk everybody's ear off
36:28But, I miss my boy
36:30I miss my boy
36:31Ranji, man
36:33Because in the singing
36:34Kind of moments
36:35He would have probably
36:36Been doing something
36:37Of that
36:38He probably would have
36:39Been making some bank
36:40Man
36:40He would have probably
36:41Got a little bit
36:42More money, man
36:43I don't know
36:43But, hey
36:44They're doing the best
36:45They can
36:46But, I do miss
36:47His character dearly
36:49Because he was
36:50Such a critical part
36:51And, you know
36:52I apologize for saying it
36:53But, there's moments
36:53In the show
36:54Where you're like
36:55Damn
36:56Imagine what Ranji
36:57Would have been doing
36:58In these kind of scenarios
36:59And, you know
37:00Although
37:01You know
37:02Charwalla is doing
37:03He's doing a great job
37:04Now with it
37:04But, you know
37:05There's some tough
37:07Shoes to fill
37:07And, no disrespect
37:09To Charwalla
37:10Because he's doing
37:10A hell of a good job
37:11I love his character
37:12As well
37:13But, you know
37:13My boy Ranji, man
37:15Damn, man
37:16So, I'm glad
37:18Lofty's okay
37:19Leave your thoughts
37:20Down below
37:21As always
37:21Just thanks for kicking it
37:22Appreciate you all
37:23Hopefully you had a laugh
37:24And, thanks so much
37:25For, you know
37:26Hanging out
37:26Don't forget to subscribe
37:28If you enjoy the content
37:29I'll see you soon
37:30Peace