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00:10what's up wolf back fam it's your boy get back at it again hope you're doing well kicking it
00:14with sergeant major shut up and the rest of the gang on it ain't have hot mom ladies and gentlemen
00:20what adventures are going to be happening on this week's episode i gotta stay tuned and find out
00:24ladies and gentlemen but this is your cue whether you're new or recurrence nexus not included damn
00:28and you gotta bring your old fancy a cuppa go make a sandwich whatever you need to come kick it
00:33with me
00:33and hopefully have a laugh alongside me let's get it snacks not included let's freaking go
00:40meet the gang cause the boys are here the boys to entertain you with music and laughter to help you
00:48on your way to raising the rafters with a hey hey hey with songs and sketches and jokes old and
00:55you
00:55with us about you and bill blue so meet the gang cause the boys are here the boys to entertain
01:02you
01:16hey hey paderowski what is it if you was given an elegant candlelit dinner party for several
01:24prominent members of society and the cook was suddenly taken ill what would yous do send out for some fish
01:32and
01:32chips all right that's the obvious thing to do isn't it hasn't got it down here though what on earth
01:38are you reading that's a chapter on dinner party eti eti eti q eti here's another one the best wine
01:50to
01:50serve with fish is a purely fussy but make sure it is at the right temperature now how would you
01:59do that
01:59stick my finger in the glass you'd think so wouldn't you but that's not what it's got down here that's
02:06the trouble with the people that write their books nae common sense can you not fix it parky no the
02:16left
02:16eye won't close something must be jammed here let me have a go last how can i add up these
02:23figures all
02:23that noise going on tell something to be quiet
02:26sagnard shut up
02:30it's in my ear sergeant major go over and tell him
02:35damn it
02:37come on bro
02:52i can't hear when i've got my own voice ringing in my head
02:56no room for two voices in there there's no room for any brains in there either now shut up captain
03:00us was trying to do the accounts there you go parky i reckon i've fixed it oh you know what
03:06i said
03:07just shut up
03:12you just smashed my poor little dummy's eye
03:15what you tried on it
03:20what's he doing on the ground i'm afraid it was my fault sergeant major well i was trying to mend
03:25it
03:25it just popped out like no i see it was his fault not mine how can i go on the
03:29stage with a little
03:30jungle gym if he's only got one eye me old ex ruins why i didn't do it on purpose did
03:37i yeah but you
03:38did it all the same i mean how a sensitive artiste like us supposed to work under these conditions
03:44watch it
03:47i'll get a parkins there's no need to get upset over a dummy boy
03:51pull yourself together now let me be bored show his back remember now he's a soldier
03:58he doesn't understand my dummy is part of me
04:08what was all that about sergeant major i accidentally trot on gunner parkins glass eye
04:13i never knew parkins only have one eye
04:17oh i can't bother with all that i've got quite enough problems here these accounts won't head
04:21out what's wrong well according to these figures there should be 1500 rupees in the float but there's
04:28only 1005 so that means there's 495 rupees missing well are you sure you've added them up correct sir
04:35yes i've checked them half a dozen times well i shouldn't worry the colonel sort it out when
04:39he comes back from ghq tomorrow no i want to find out where the money's gone for myself i don't
04:43want the colonel to know why is that sir well i should have done these accounts after papery last
04:48week and i didn't i was so upset about that litter what letters after it was uh from my wife
04:56uh-oh sydney lazenby's been in the house again
05:04who is uh sydney lazenby my next-door neighbor who's a frightful cat
05:10wears suede shoes and smokes turkish chagrits real lounge lizard
05:16why is he not in the army that's what i'd like to know anyhow he's always leaning over my garden
05:20fence making caddish remarks about my wife things like how pretty she is
05:26well he sounds harmless enough sir harmless harmless he's been into my house to look at my wife's
05:33overflow uh-huh why didn't she get a plumber that's what i want to do she got one i'm sure
05:43you can trust
05:43her sir well i hope so but after all we're only human she's a woman i'm a man we've been
05:49apart for
05:49two years and i have to ask myself one question what's that sir i've been tortured with it day and
05:55night what is the question if one of these pretty burmese girls asked me into a hut to look at
06:01her
06:01overflow how would i behave like a gentleman i expect no that's the problem war is hell sergeant major
06:12don't crack up now sir you sure that money's missing yes according to these figures there
06:17should be 495 rupees in there it was in there and somebody must have taken it out there's no doubt
06:22about it somebody's taken it out where do you keep that catch box sir under my bed oh do you
06:28think a
06:28loose wall has got in no too many of us about i'm afraid it must be an inside job sir
06:33one of our
06:34chaps oh i can't believe it there's one way to find out i'll turn out their kit right now no
06:39no no
06:40that will create an awful atmosphere well all right sir how would it be if if you take them on
06:45a jungle run
06:46and keep them out of the place for say half an hour all right but let's get it over as
06:50quick as
06:50possible right sir get your rifles and your bayonets captain that's what he's taking you for a jungle run
06:59this is their rehearsal time i've still got to do my plies
07:04i's not interested in your filthy habits move yourself i haven't finished my scales shut up
07:11you's all puny and flabby you need to get out in the fresh air we are out in the fresh
07:15air sergeant major
07:16no you is not mr lady dog and a graham in your you was in in the fresh air out
07:20there you was out
07:21in the fresh air looks pasty-faced all of you need some color in your cheeks and you chowler
07:28get that dirty horn you're going as well sergeant major stop i have very rosy cheeks already sergeant
07:35major come on come on come on fall in fall in stop running these right chips let's get ourselves
07:41round up up up up up up up up up move it move it move it move it how about
07:48a song to get us
07:49game mom and yeah how about stout hearted men excellent you start us off give me some men who are
07:58spelt hearted men who will fight for them i play it all
08:04start me with ten who will shout hearted men and i'll soon give me ten thousand more
08:29oh
08:30what the freak
08:41Spend an evening.
08:45It's all right.
08:46Old Shut-Up's well, are we?
08:47He's snowing like a pig.
08:49Yeah, how much of that stuff did you put in his tea, Mohammed?
08:52Plenty.
08:53He will sleep like a baby until the morning.
08:56Yeah, but Nobby, go and get his box.
08:58Right, got it.
08:59Here, if we get caught going for Old Shut-Up's box,
09:03we'll get into terrible trouble.
09:04Look, he made an excuse to get us out the way
09:06just so he could rifle our kit.
09:08And that gold pen your mum gave you for your 21st birthday is missing.
09:11What more evidence do you need?
09:13I don't know. He thinks I'm his son.
09:15Perhaps he pinched it for sentimental reasons.
09:17Aye, like money.
09:22Where's his keys?
09:24Money, money, money.
09:33Everything all right?
09:34Yeah, but he keeps muttering the words money, money in his sleep.
09:38That proves he's a crook.
09:40Yeah, well, we'll soon find out.
09:42Perhaps we ought not to open it, eh?
09:44Look, until we find that pen, we can't prove a thing.
09:47Ah, let's see what we've got here.
09:50Adventures of Erotic Edna.
09:52Yeah.
09:53You!
09:53That's the book he took off me.
09:55He said he was going to burn it.
09:56The only burnings this book's had is from the Sergeant Major's eyes.
10:00Further adventures of Erotic Edna.
10:03Still further adventures of Erotic Edna.
10:06Damn!
10:08Son of Erotic Edna.
10:09Oh, no.
10:10She gets around a bit, doesn't she?
10:13That team-minded pig.
10:16You just see, that's the sort of monster we've got in charge of us.
10:18A clean body and a clean mind.
10:20Oh, the blooming hypocrite.
10:23Hey, wait a minute.
10:24What's this?
10:26Only to be opened in the event of my death.
10:29It's addressed to your party.
10:32Oh, look.
10:33The gum on the envelopes perished.
10:36Go on, read it out.
10:37Read it out.
10:38Oh, come.
10:39It's addressed to you.
10:40It says only to be opened in the event of old Sharp's death.
10:43I can soon fix that.
10:45Damn, bro.
10:46Savage.
10:47I can't stand it.
10:48I must know what's in that letter.
10:55Dear son, I'll call you that, even though I'm not sure if you are my boy or not.
11:01Perhaps it's just as well that now I'll never know.
11:03So as I go on my way to report to that great battery office in the sky, to you I'll
11:09leave
11:09all my worldly positions.
11:11Wow.
11:12My silver top cane and my life savings, 43 pounds, 8 and 6, which is in the Portcullis
11:18Building Society.
11:20This should give you a good start in life.
11:24Good luck, my lovely boy.
11:26Don't forget, shoulders back and stand up straight.
11:30Love, your old dad.
11:33Wow.
11:35I hope.
11:39Right on.
11:40Yes.
11:41Sorry I treated your mates so hard.
11:44But I only wanted to make soldiers out of them.
11:46They're good lads at heart.
11:49Especially little Lofty.
11:51Oh, shoot.
11:54Cut the onions.
11:56It's beautiful.
11:57Heya, Nobby.
11:58It's your turn to go on guard.
12:00Oh, by the way, Parky.
12:02I forgot to give you your pen back.
12:04You landed to me yesterday.
12:06Oh.
12:09Damn, they jumped the gun.
12:13That was beautiful.
12:14That gets blue.
12:20That's a good one.
12:22That's a great idea.
12:22Come on.
12:23Yes, sir.
12:23Yes, sir.
12:24Amen.
12:24Amen.
12:24Yes, sir.
12:24Amen.
12:24Thank you, sir.
12:26Take us up.
12:27One hot cup of delicious tea.
12:28Coming up.
12:32what happened to you sergeant major it's 10 o'clock i'm sorry sir i seem to have slept late
12:37you've never done that before you've missed breakfast i'm afraid i don't want any breakfast
12:42sir i got a mouth like the inside of a tram driver's glove i checked these figures again
12:49last night that money's still missing it must have been in there and somebody's taken it out
12:53i'm so relieved you didn't find it in the chaps kit i've still got to search their bodies yet sir
12:58well how will you do that leave it to me sir uh-oh get on parade could i borrow your
13:06uh magnifying glass
13:08sir yes of course thank you sir come on come on have some proper knees good time turn that ice
13:14right now strip off and drop your clothes behind you i said strip off and drop your clothes behind you
13:20money money
13:22why are we going to take our clothes off i want to have a look at your bumps
13:27oh my god
13:32prickly heat inspection
13:34oh my god
13:36first time i've ever recorded that
13:41drop it at the end of the line come on you as well strip off
14:02i've always had my suspicions about him
14:04oh boy
14:08here we are
14:09thank you sir
14:10what on earth are you going to do sergeant major
14:12well i shall inspect them for prickly heat bumps sir
14:15and you get behind them and search their clothing
14:18i see that's awfully clever
14:19thank you sir
14:22right
14:23nice front
14:24arms up
14:38smiling man
14:41you front
14:42may i ask what you're looking for sergeant major
14:45may i ask what you're looking for
14:48i will tell you mr lardy lardy lardy graham i was looking to see if your prickly heat bumps
14:51he's going skeptic
14:54may i ask what captain ashwood is doing behind me
14:56no you may not
14:57just look to your front
14:58just do you mind your p's and q's graham
15:00you're getting far too uppity
15:01sorry sir
15:02yeah
15:04that's it
15:07can you see anything unusual sergeant major
15:10yes you look to your front
15:12could you please ask captain ashwood if i've got anything to worry about behind
15:16hey yo
15:17hey yo
15:18you've got everything to worry about behind
15:20in front and all around for 400 degrees
15:22i thought they were only 360 degrees
15:25you've got an extra 40 shut up
15:29ripped them
15:30oh man
15:34we're gonna parkins
15:35beautiful beautiful
15:37your shoulders looks even better under glass
15:46i've got some ingrain hairs on my chest
15:47is he serious
15:52yes
15:54it's gone right through your body
15:58you could end up with an airy art
16:08your chest looks very red macintosh
16:09it's just the coloured inks half the tattoo sergeant major
16:12hey there's some wee writing at the bottom of that tattoo
16:15it's too wee to be seen by the naked eye
16:17can you make out what it says i've never found out
16:20where do you have this done
16:21glasgow
16:22it took four hours
16:24and the pain
16:25the pain was terrible
16:27but i never moved a muscle
16:30what's it say
16:31he cried like a baby
16:35little bitch
16:39not a tough guy no more
16:43i ain't got shit to say to him
16:47full shot
16:49it's tea leaves
16:53you were going on a long journey
17:10i take it you didn't find anything sir
17:12no
17:12what do we do now
17:15what was all that about
17:16then ask me i think
17:18wait a minute
17:19oh no
17:21what's the matter
17:22well
17:22he wanted us to lift our arms
17:24well what about it
17:25well
17:25all that prickly rubbish was just an excuse
17:28what for
17:28so we could look under our arms
17:29what for
17:30lamps
17:31what lumps
17:32bubonic plague
17:34oh my goodness
17:36we must eliminate all suspects
17:38yes sir
17:39perhaps you care to peruse my box first
17:43bubonic plague
17:44i've never heard such rubbish in all my life
17:46it's not rubbish
17:47they didn't say nothing because they didn't want us to panic
17:49the first sign of bubonic plague is lumps under the arms
17:54then you go black and fall down dead
17:57shut up
17:57i've got something there
17:59i can feel it
18:00feel what
18:01lamps
18:02lamps
18:04there's nothing there
18:05don't do that i'm tickling
18:08you're supposed to be worried
18:11i'm worried
18:15i'm worried to death
18:20well there's nothing in your box sergeant major so you're in the clear
18:23by the way who's erotic edna
18:27well she's a sort of lady detective sir
18:33oh you mean like agatha christie's miss marple
18:35travels the world on the job
18:40you could say that sir
18:44when you've done that
18:45we'd better examine each other
18:46we'd better pretend to examine our bodies for prickly heat
18:49we don't want the chaps to get suspicious
18:53are you sure there's nothing there
18:55nothing at all
18:56well i'd say sir
18:58nothing in your box
18:59suppose we better just search our clothing
19:01i don't think it necessary for us to take our trousers off
19:05why not sir
19:06well it stands to reason
19:08i mean 500 rupees would be a large bundle of notes
19:10if either of us had anything as big as that in our trousers
19:13everyone would notice
19:18what a relief
19:19you know for a moment i
19:23look
19:24i was right
19:24look at him
19:25they're worried as well
19:28i have got lamps
19:28i can feel it
19:30i don't want to know it
19:32i'm just a boy
19:34is there no escape from this green hell
19:37i can't stand it
19:39i can't stand it
19:40get him out of the sun church
19:42go on
19:43out of the sun
19:45well smack
19:46well sir major we searched the men
19:47and we searched ourselves
19:48so none of us took it out
19:50but somebody took it out
19:54there's only one person besides me who has a key to that cash box
19:57and that person locked it and handed it to me
20:00and that person is the only person we haven't searched
20:05there he is
20:09we must search his box tonight
20:15did the colonel do it
20:19are you sure muhammad
20:21oh yes sab
20:22ramzan woke up in the night
20:24and saw the captain sab and the sergeant major sab
20:26searching the colonel sab's box
20:28and they found hundreds and hundreds of rupees
20:31keep your voice down
20:32we don't want them to hear
20:33what did captain ash would say
20:36the man is an absolute bounder
20:41they said the colonel sab had stolen the money
20:45from the payroll sink
20:46float your book
20:49of course it all fits in
20:51that all that rubbish about prickly heat inspection
20:55was just an excuse to search us for the missing money
20:57oh what a relief not to have bubonic plague
21:01on a terrible night
21:02oh i've had all these dreams i was dying
21:05suddenly the world is a beautiful place
21:07i'm so glad the colonel's a thief
21:10the best news i've had
21:18sorry i missed the show yesterday how'd you go
21:20uh not bad
21:25what's the matter with you two this morning
21:26you've hardly said a word
21:32i find you both very boring
21:37i'm going inside to write home to my wife
21:38which will be even more boring
21:41at least i should be in the shade
21:46that was the most awful meal i've ever had in my life
21:50there's no doubt about it sir
21:51the colonel definitely took that money
21:53this is terrible i mean he's an ex-public school man
21:57an old paulian
21:59and he's betrayed his trust
22:01all my illusions are shattered sergeant major
22:04there's only one thing for it
22:05i shall have to have it out with him that he took it out
22:08confront him eyeball to eyeball now
22:11it's the only way sir
22:12yes the only way
22:14i'll give him one last chance
22:15to put it back
22:16but if he doesn't
22:18i shall have no alternative
22:19but to inform the military police
22:20whoa
22:21you better keep the chaps busy in their butter
22:23sure
22:24right somewhere you're sharp boys
22:26get inspector
22:32excuse me sir
22:33yes what is it
22:34could i have a word with you
22:40i hope you're not going to be boring
22:43it's rather important
22:45yes
22:47i find this very difficult to say
22:49but i must get it off my chest
22:51you mean about sydney laysenby and your wife's overflow
22:55you've been reading my letters
22:56you're an even bigger cat than i thought
22:58well you left it on the bed and i was a bit bored
23:00oh
23:01you're bored were you
23:02i wonder if you'll still be bored when you hear what i've got to say
23:05yes quite probably
23:08wow
23:08you asked for it
23:10you took it out didn't you
23:12as soon as my back was turned you took it out
23:16you catch my drift
23:18yeah
23:19didn't bother to deny it
23:20you took it out all right
23:22and you know that i know that you know that you took it out
23:25do i make myself clear
23:27well i think
23:28no i mean it's probably not the first time you've done it
23:30i mean perhaps it was the heat or
23:32maybe you did it for the excitement or
23:34to break the monotony
23:36well i'm going to give you a chance to make amends
23:39if we'd been out here 50 years ago i wouldn't have done that
23:42do you know what i'd have done
23:43i've no idea
23:45left a loaded revolver on the table in your bungalow
23:48and you'd have known what to do with it
23:50would i
23:52well i know where you're keeping it
23:54i know where it is
23:55and so do you
23:56so i'm going to turn my back
23:57and if you put back what you took out
24:00that'll be the end of the matter
24:10would you mind saying all that again
24:14so you're going to bluff it out are you
24:16then you leave me no alternative
24:19take it out put it back
24:21what on earth is he talking about
24:23oh that
24:24sergeant major
24:30captain ashwood wants me to put it back
24:33why uh
24:34ashwood sir
24:35oh what on earth for
24:36i mean finders as keepers
24:38as a matter of fact i was going to use that 500 rupees to give the men a party
24:42a party sir
24:43yes why not
24:46after all i mustn't keep that money to myself
24:48let's see what the men have to say
24:49get them on parade will you
24:52you're going to tell them sir
24:53well of course get them on parade will you
24:55why i hope you know what you're doing sir
24:58stop right
25:00oh god
25:02captain ashwood
25:03what if it's a cleanish revolver or something
25:05i've never heard anything like it
25:08right here listen
25:11now last week when i was on my way back from ghq
25:13i found a parachute in the road
25:15obviously left over from an airlift
25:17well i sold that parachute to the head man of feng yu village
25:22apparently they use the silk for making ladies
25:24what's his name and that sort of thing
25:27anyway he gave me 500 rupees for it
25:29and the point is
25:30i'd like to use this money to give you a party
25:32do you agree
25:34oh fine well let's all settle in
25:36carry on sergeant major
25:39the colonel didn't pinch the money after all then
25:45what did you say sugden
25:47nothing sergeant major
25:48yes you did out with it
25:49we found out that you and captain ashwood went through the colonel's drawers last night
26:20come on
26:24that's why he thought the 495 rupees were missing
26:28oof
26:28give me that
26:30well that's nice
26:31not so much as a thank you
26:34colonel reynolds sir
26:37yes what is it
26:40there he is
26:41oh no
26:42what on earth
26:43excuse me sir
26:44not that sort of major
26:44arrest
26:45sir would you mind looking at these accounts
26:46the accounts
26:47the accounts
26:48the accounts
26:51oh sergeant
26:52do you mind telling me what on earth is going on
26:53captain ashwood has made a very serious charge against you sir
26:56oh what sort of charge
26:57well sir
26:59oh
27:00oh
27:01oh i say i am a fool
27:03yep
27:04yep
27:05i'm totally afraid sergeant
27:06i've made a wrong mistake here
27:08i mean i withdraw all the charges
27:17i didn't want to say sir
27:18i'm most terribly sorry
27:20can you ever forgive me
27:25you shopped me ashwood
27:28we were a good team you and i
27:30and you went and shopped me
27:32well our friendship is over
27:34things will never be the same again
27:36wow
27:37to think you could ever suspect me of doing anything underhand
27:42all right sergeant
27:43you can go
27:43it's all right
27:44that's a relief sir
27:45i don't like doing this sort of thing
27:47we had to arrest the colonel only last week sir
27:49oh
27:49what for
27:51selling parachutes to the burmese
27:55uh oh
27:58what are you hot about i mean uh used parachutes is no good
28:01army property sergeant major
28:03this colonel was selling them for 5,000 rupees each
28:05i thought they were only worth 500
28:08no no i just heard that was all
28:10don't you believe it sir there's a hell of a lot of silk in them
28:13they'll stand for court martial of course sir
28:15goodbye sir
28:17wow 5,000
28:20ashwood screwed up
28:22the party is cancelled
28:25ashwood i've got to go over to fun you village
28:27to see the head man
28:29i've got to buy a parachute
28:31i wonder if that chap would take a check
28:37hey are we still getting a party
28:41oh we're screwed
28:43hey hey hey hey with music and battle
28:45so how do you run your way
28:46to raising our hearts
28:48give them hey hey hey hey
28:49with songs and sketches and jokes or reviews
28:52with us abut
28:53you are booking so deep
28:56and the boys are in
28:58the boys can retain you
29:01up here too make them forget
29:03so give us a cheer with a hey hey hey hey hey
29:07just gather around and put down your gun
29:09With us a butt, there's plenty of fun
29:12So meet the gang
29:14Cause the boys are here
29:15The boys to entertain you
29:18B-O-B-O-Y-S
29:21Boys to entertain you
29:35Ladies and gentlemen, number one
29:37Thanks so much for hanging out
29:38I hope that you enjoyed it
29:39As always, leave your comments down below
29:42Let's chat about it
29:43Ladies and gentlemen, number one
29:44I hope that you enjoyed this episode here
29:47You know, the moral of the story is
29:50Damn, don't let freaking Ashwood
29:53Be doing this, you know
29:54Adding up and doing the math
29:56Checking the books
29:57Man, he can't do that shit, right?
29:59That's probably just as bad
30:01As if it would have been Parkney
30:03You know, Parkney sound, man
30:04If he would have done it too
30:06He probably would have messed up as well
30:08So, it definitely blows my mind sometimes
30:11Cause this is a big responsibility
30:13To be doing that
30:14Why wouldn't you want that damn
30:16University education there
30:18But Graham, I said gang
30:20Graham, you know
30:21Coming through in the clutch there
30:23To double check
30:24To make sense out of
30:27All these things that are
30:29You know, happening here
30:30But, you know, Ashwood
30:31What do you guys think about
30:32What he did in this situation?
30:33I mean, obviously he felt like
30:36Alright, man
30:37He's not coming
30:37You know, he's not coming clean
30:39He gave him chances
30:41But, I mean, like
30:42This is your
30:43This is your boy
30:44This is your co-worker
30:45You know, your superior
30:48And, man
30:49My man's grasped him up
30:51Snitched
30:51You know, did all this thing
30:53So, this is a huge accusation
30:55That he has made
30:56On this episode
30:57And I know that couldn't
30:58Have been easy to do
30:59But, like
31:00Man, bro
31:01Wasn't even speaking English
31:03And shit
31:05He wasn't even
31:06Coming
31:06Yeah, what is this shit
31:08Clean
31:09Clean
31:09You know, clean my gun
31:11You know
31:12Nobody knew what the hell
31:13He was talking about
31:14Because he's just rambling on
31:16Mumbling and shit
31:17Here
31:17So
31:18He didn't
31:19You know, he was kind of
31:21Pussyfooting about it
31:22Again, I understand
31:23It's not an easy situation
31:24And stuff
31:25But because of that big
31:27Confusion
31:27Because of his big
31:28Cock up on this episode
31:30Man, he almost got
31:31My man's in trouble there
31:32So, I hope that
31:33They can recover
31:34Because he did say
31:35You know, we ain't gonna
31:36Be no boys no more
31:37So, I don't know
31:38I don't know
31:38How I feel about that
31:40But, it was a nice
31:41Moment
31:43Like, having
31:44Ashwood and Sergeant Major
31:46Shut up
31:46Get into kind of
31:47Double trouble
31:48Trying to figure this out
31:49Getting on their
31:50You know
31:51Detective on
31:52You know
31:53The Sherlock Holmes
31:54Moments here
31:54You know
31:55Whoever's another
31:56Detective
31:57I don't know
31:57Dick Tracy
31:58A detective
31:58I don't know
31:59It's old school, man
32:00I'm trying to remember
32:01Right now here
32:01But, I remember
32:02Having that game
32:03On NES, man
32:05Is he a detective?
32:07I gotta
32:07Have to find out
32:08Somebody knows
32:09Let me know
32:09I'm trying to remember now
32:10But, you know
32:12We have all the ability
32:15To
32:17Jump to conclusions
32:18Jump to gun
32:20Not get all the facts straight
32:22And
32:23Make a fool
32:24Ladies and gentlemen
32:25And today on this episode
32:26You know
32:27I've done foolish things as well
32:29I've done stupid shit
32:30So, you know
32:31Today's code word
32:32If you made it to this point
32:33Right now
32:34Because we gotta be
32:34Changing it up
32:35Ladies and gentlemen
32:36The code word is fool
32:37If you wanna tell me
32:39Something that you've done
32:40That you felt like foolish
32:41You know
32:42At some point in life
32:43You know
32:44Let me know
32:44It's always cool to hear
32:46You know
32:47From you guys
32:47And all that stuff
32:49So, it's always interesting to me
32:50And I do thank you guys
32:52When you do share
32:53You know
32:53It means the world to me
32:54But
32:55Yeah
32:55I enjoyed the episode
32:57Because
32:57You know
32:57You got a little bit of difference
32:58You know
32:59The colonel's not here
33:00You know
33:00Which the colonel's
33:01A great actor as well
33:03You know
33:04He's away
33:05You know
33:05He's doing his thing
33:06Right there
33:06Until we find out
33:07What he's doing
33:08They're trying to make a party
33:09Are we still having this party
33:11Are we
33:11We out boys
33:12We're not having no party there man
33:14But
33:14I loved how
33:17You know
33:18We had this episode
33:20Where you got my boy
33:21Lofty
33:22He's singing
33:22He's practicing
33:23You got
33:24You know
33:25You got this boy
33:25You know
33:26Gloria doing
33:27I don't know
33:27This ballerina shit here
33:29I can't even
33:29Begin to
33:31Say
33:32Whatever the words
33:33That he was saying
33:34About
33:34You know
33:35What that move was
33:36I'm not into ballerina shit
33:39But
33:40Then you had my boy
33:42McIntosh
33:43He made me laugh
33:44When he was reading the words
33:45You know
33:45From the book and shit
33:46He made that word
33:47That was such a good word
33:49I can't replicate the word
33:51That he said in that moment there
33:52But in that moment there
33:53That was such a funny ass moment there
33:56And you're seeing some of these guys
33:58Get
33:59You know
33:59A little bit more shine
34:00You know
34:01McIntosh
34:01Gloria
34:03Exceptional performance
34:04Again
34:04The biggest moment
34:06The biggest
34:07You know
34:08Panicker
34:09You know
34:10Like Jonesy
34:11Don't panic
34:11Don't panic
34:12But panicking
34:13Gloria panicking
34:14You know
34:1524-7
34:16And
34:17Dramatic
34:18You know
34:19I'm a fill-ups
34:20You know
34:21Like
34:22You're going
34:22You're going crazy
34:24Man
34:24And
34:25It's always
34:26Extra-witted
34:27Fearful
34:28Scared
34:29I mean
34:29The list goes on
34:31But it is
34:32An epic performance
34:33That he does
34:35Ladies and gentlemen
34:35And now
34:36The little plants
34:37That they had
34:38To come up
34:38You know
34:39From all parties
34:40You know
34:41The big old eyes
34:43That my boy had
34:45You know
34:45Lofty
34:46When he
34:46He came back
34:47My man
34:48Didn't even move
34:49Like two minutes
34:50Man
34:50Like 30 seconds
34:51Later
34:51He got exhausted
34:53He got exhausted
34:53I'm all beat up
34:55And he's all
34:56Screwed up
34:57And then he came
35:00Big ass eyes
35:01There
35:01Like
35:02What's this guy
35:03Doing man
35:04And he
35:04You know
35:04He grassed up
35:05My boy too
35:06He told everybody
35:07The 411 there
35:08Obviously
35:08Because you know
35:09Something's going on
35:10This guy checking
35:10Our shit man
35:11So
35:12I
35:12I understand
35:14That
35:14We probably
35:14Can't fault him
35:15Too much
35:16There
35:16In that moment
35:17There
35:17But
35:17It was
35:18Interesting
35:18Seeing the
35:19Ploys here
35:20Oh
35:20I did feel
35:21A little bit
35:21Sad for
35:22You know
35:23Parkins
35:25With the
35:26Ventriloquist
35:27Moment there
35:28When the eye
35:29Or the eye
35:29Pops out
35:30My man
35:30Steps on it
35:31You could see
35:32That he
35:33Sergeant Major
35:34Shut up
35:34Felt incredibly
35:35Bad
35:36Now we got
35:37One kind
35:38Of
35:40You know
35:41Unveiling
35:42Happening
35:43Here as well
35:43You know
35:44Sergeant Major
35:45Shut up
35:45Gets a
35:45Bad reputation
35:47Doesn't he not
35:48I mean
35:48As far as
35:48Like you know
35:49He's a hard ass
35:49He's
35:50You know
35:50Pushing these
35:51Guys hard
35:52So from
35:52From their
35:53Experience
35:53You know
35:54He's kind
35:55Of like
35:55Living hell
35:55You know
35:56I mean
35:56Like
35:56Hey man
35:57You know
35:58He's
35:58He's
35:59Killing us
36:00You know
36:00In a
36:01Word that
36:01Gloria would
36:02Say
36:02He's
36:02Killing us
36:02And
36:04Deep down
36:05Man
36:05My man
36:06Says
36:06Well
36:07Definitely
36:08Into that
36:08Erotica
36:09Shit
36:09That Edna
36:10Shit
36:12Listen
36:12You need
36:13Entertainment
36:14Your mind
36:15Is
36:16You can only
36:17Imagine
36:17Only those
36:18Who have
36:18Been out
36:18There
36:19You know
36:20You need
36:21Some sort
36:22Of kind
36:22Of
36:23Decompress
36:25You know
36:25De-stress
36:27And
36:28You know
36:28It's
36:29It's
36:29Edna
36:29And
36:29Those
36:30Books
36:30Man
36:30That
36:30Shit
36:30Was
36:31That
36:32Shit
36:32Was
36:32What
36:32Not
36:33A
36:33Trilogy
36:34But
36:34There
36:34Was
36:34Like
36:34What
36:35Four
36:35Or
36:35Five
36:35Books
36:36There
36:36And
36:36So
36:36I'm
36:36Like
36:36Holy
36:37Moly
36:37My man
36:38Has
36:38Been
36:38Reading
36:38Man
36:39He
36:39Could
36:39At
36:40At
36:41And
36:43Some
36:44Of
36:44The
36:44Word
36:44Play
36:45There
36:45In
36:45The
36:46Episode
36:46Had
36:47My
36:47Mind
36:47In
36:48The
36:48Gutter
36:48I'm
36:49Sure
36:49In
36:49During
36:50My
36:50Laughing
36:50Crazy
36:51Moments
36:51You
36:52Guys
36:52Can
36:52Pick
36:52Up
36:52When
36:53On
36:53My
36:53Mind
36:53Was
36:53Hitting
36:54That
36:54Cutter
36:54So
36:55I
36:55Like
36:56That
36:56I
36:57Had
36:57Good
36:57Time
36:57Watching
36:58This
36:58Episode
36:58Definitely
36:59Had
36:59Fun
36:59Watching
36:59This
37:00Episode
37:00And
37:01You know
37:02Everybody
37:02Just
37:03Trying
37:03To
37:03Get
37:03To
37:03The
37:04Matter
37:04Of
37:04What's
37:04Going
37:05On
37:05Trying
37:05To
37:05Figure
37:05Out
37:06What
37:06The
37:06Hell
37:06Is
37:06Going
37:06On
37:06Between
37:07Both
37:07Parties
37:07You
37:08Know
37:08The
37:08Boys
37:08On
37:09Their
37:09Side
37:09You
37:10Know
37:10Trying
37:10To
37:11Unveil
37:11I
37:11Did
37:12Enjoy
37:13Listening
37:13In
37:14On
37:15That
37:15Note
37:15Again
37:16Because
37:16It
37:17Breaks
37:17Down
37:17Some
37:18Barriers
37:18You
37:19Know
37:19These
37:19Guys
37:19Think
37:19This
37:19Guy
37:20You
37:20Know
37:21A
37:21Meanie
37:21And
37:21All
37:21That
37:22Stuff
37:23But
37:24Deep
37:24Down
37:24You
37:24Know
37:24He's
37:25A
37:25Softie
37:25Man
37:25That
37:25Was
37:26A
37:26Beautiful
37:26Wasn't
37:27That
37:27A
37:28Great
37:28Moment
37:36There
37:36So
37:37That
37:38Was
37:38That
37:39Was
37:39A
37:39Crazy
37:39Moment
37:40There
37:40You
37:40See
37:40The
37:41Nice
37:41Guy
37:41You
37:41Know
37:41The
37:4243
37:42Pound
37:42Whatever
37:43The
37:43Mount
37:44Was
37:44There
37:45Man
37:45You
37:46Know
37:46Have
37:46A
37:46Better
37:46Life
37:47And
37:47That
37:47That
37:47Is
37:47A
37:48Beautiful
37:48And
37:48Shit
37:49Man
37:49So
37:50You
37:51Know
37:51You
37:51See
37:51The
37:51Kind
37:52Of
37:52Softer
37:52Side
37:53Of
37:53The
37:53Major
37:53Obviously
37:54He
37:54Has
37:54A
37:54Weak
37:55Weakness
37:55Not
37:56A
37:56Soft
37:57Spot
37:57Excuse
37:57Me
37:57You
37:58Know
37:58For
37:58His
37:59Son
37:59And
38:02In
38:02Part
38:02You
38:03Think
38:03That
38:04Barkins
38:04Is
38:04A
38:04Little
38:05Bit
38:05Soft
38:05On
38:05Him
38:05Too
38:06Cause
38:06He's
38:06Always
38:06Kind
38:06Of
38:07A
38:07Little
38:07Bit
38:07Resilient
38:08Like
38:08Not
38:09Hesitant
38:10To
38:11Do
38:11Certain
38:11Stuff
38:12When
38:12You
38:12Haven't
38:13We
38:13Done
38:13Enough
38:14In
38:14Certain
38:14Situations
38:15So
38:15He's
38:16Always
38:18Kind
38:19Of
38:19In
38:19Sometimes
38:20I
38:20At
38:20Feel
38:21Like
38:21Think
38:21Fondly
38:22Of
38:22Him
38:22At
38:23Moments
38:23Because
38:23Again
38:24He
38:24Is
38:24A
38:24Lot
38:24More
38:25Easier
38:25On
38:25Remember
38:26When
38:26He
38:26Was
38:30In
38:30That
38:31Moment
38:31There
38:31I'm
38:31Like
38:31How
38:31You
38:32Messing
38:32With
38:32My
38:32Boy
38:32He's
38:33Hooking
38:33You
38:33Up
38:33Constantly
38:34There
38:34But
38:34This
38:35Was
38:35A
38:35Good
38:35Episode
38:36I
38:36Had
38:36Fun
38:37I
38:37Hope
38:37You
38:37Did
38:37Leave
38:38Your
38:38Thoughts
38:38As
38:39Always
38:39Down
38:39Below
38:39Shout
38:40Out
38:40To
38:40The
38:40Patreons
38:41The
38:41Members
38:42Subscribers
38:43Everyone
38:44Hanging
38:44Out
38:44Watching
38:45Liking
38:46Commenting
38:47I'm
38:47Never
38:47Gonna
38:47Stop
38:48Saying
38:48Thank
38:49You
38:49Ladies
38:50And
38:50Gentlemen
38:50Because
38:50Yeah
38:51Absolutely
38:51Means
38:51The
39:00On
39:00Top
39:00Of
39:01The
39:01Joy
39:01That
39:02I
39:02You
39:02Know
39:02I
39:03Feel
39:03The
39:04Excitement
39:04That
39:04I
39:05Feel
39:05From
39:05You
39:06Know
39:06Sitting
39:07Down
39:07On
39:07This
39:07Chair
39:07Kick
39:08Back
39:08Relax
39:08And
39:09You
39:09Know
39:10Only
39:11Thing
39:11I
39:11Don't
39:11Have
39:11Ladies
39:12And
39:12Gentlemen
39:12Is
39:12The
39:13Snacks
39:13Ladies
39:13And
39:14Gentlemen
39:15It's
39:15On
39:16You
39:16To
39:17Bring
39:17Your
39:17Snacks
39:18Cause
39:18Snacks
39:18Is
39:18Not
39:19Included
39:19Damn
39:20You
39:20Gotta
39:20Bring
39:20Your
39:21Fancy
39:21Cup
39:22Go
39:22Make
39:22A
39:22Sandwich
39:22Whatever
39:23You
39:23Whatever
39:23You
39:23Kicking
39:24It
39:24With
39:24Me
39:24Ladies
39:24And
39:25Gentlemen
39:25But
39:25Thanks
39:25So
39:26Much
39:26For
39:26Hanging
39:26Out
39:26I'll
39:27See
39:27You
39:27Soon
39:27Peace
39:27Out
39:28Take
39:28Care
39:28Be
39:28Well
39:28All
39:29The
39:29Best