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00:11what's up wolf egg fam it's your boy kid back at it again continuing my journey alongside
00:15sergeant major shut up and the rest of the gang on it ain't half hot mom what adventures are going
00:20to be happening on this week's episode i gotta stay tuned to find out but ladies and gentlemen
00:24whether you're new or recurrent snacks is not included damn it you gotta bring your own fancy
00:28a couple go make a sandwich whatever you need to come kick with me and hopefully you have a laugh
00:32alongside me let's get it snacks not included let's freaking go
00:38meet the gang cause the boys are here the boys to entertain you with music and laughter to help
00:46you on your way to raising the rafters with a hey hey hey with songs and sketches and jokes
00:52so than you with us about you and feel blue so meet the gang cause the boys are here
00:58the boys to entertain you b o b o y s boys to entertain you
01:10and i was a silly idea was it to do a show for the gurkhas sir
01:32My, that's what it is.
01:35Johnny Gurkha needs cheering up just the same as our chaps.
01:38In respect, they don't seem to be working.
01:41They don't speak English. Gun and Mackintosh are all mixed.
01:44They won't understand a word he says.
01:46I shouldn't let that worry you. I can never understand a word he says either.
01:49The cock of the North is awfully good, sir.
01:52If they don't understand his jokes, what's the point of it?
01:55Don't worry, sir. I've had a word with Bombardier Bowman.
01:57He's made arrangements so all the Gurkhas will see Mackintosh's cock of the North.
02:04My heart
02:20Yeah!
02:22No smiles.
02:26Hey, that's me, folks!
02:28Ha, ha, ha, ha!
02:29Hamish, Mackhamish, the cock of the North!
02:32Ha, ha, ha!
02:33Ha, ha, ha!
02:33Yee hain Hamish, Mackhamish,
02:35Mashra, Kamil.
02:39Two Scotsmen.
02:40Two Scotsmen bet each other a quid
02:42to see who could stay underwater the longest.
02:45The police are still looking for the bodies!
02:48Two Scotsmen.
02:49Two Scotsmen.
02:50Two Scotsmen.
02:50They've taken a chance to get under the water.
02:52Who would go down the water?
02:53And the police are still looking for their bodies!
03:00Sandy.
03:01Ma, ma pal Sandy.
03:02He went on those long sea trips, see, and he said to the captain, he said, Captain, how
03:06can I stop from being seasick?
03:08And the captain said, easy, just put a sixpence between your teeth.
03:24Sandy.
03:25Sandy.
03:26Sandy, is that mean?
03:27Is that mean he took his bairns out of the school because they had to pay attention?
03:32Sandy.
03:33Sandy.
03:34Is that mean he took his bairns out of the school because they had to pay attention?
03:40Oh, hi, the new.
03:41Oh, hi, the new.
03:44Oh, hi, the new.
03:44Oh, hi, the new.
03:44Oh, hi, the new.
03:45Oh, hi, the new.
03:47Listen to that.
03:48It's like Hamiltonite in Dixie.
03:50Oh, it's a travesty, a travesty.
03:52Oh, Gloria, sir, you should have let me do the translating.
03:55That damn native Ramzan has no sense of humour.
03:59I ain't half nervous, Gloria.
04:01Them Gherkas look vicious.
04:03Well, let's just hope they like the little girl number, eh?
04:05Right.
04:06Now, let's have a look at you.
04:08Put your dummies in.
04:10Nice, lovely.
04:13I must protest, Gloria.
04:15What about?
04:16You can't see my face with this thing.
04:17It eyes my personality, and my personality is important.
04:20If I put this in my mouth, I'm all dummy.
04:23Look.
04:26Keep it.
04:27Where all you love, you'll be dreaming.
04:33I've got an appointment with the GHQ.
04:34Carry on, will you?
04:36So?
04:37What a damn shame.
04:39He'll miss the little girl number.
04:49Tough crowd, man.
04:57First time's blessing.
05:00See?
05:01He looks rather sweet.
05:03What?
05:05You're like crazy, man.
05:08When I opened up my mind, that you would soon know why.
05:14That's when I started telling you.
05:21Little girl, you're the little girl.
05:25Little girl, you're as sweet as can be.
05:29Just a glance at you and love at the start.
05:33But oh, what a thrill came into my heart.
05:36Little girl, with your cute little ways.
05:40I am yours for the rest of my days.
05:44Nothing.
05:46These Gurkha chap, his face is inscrutable.
05:48I wonder what they're thinking.
05:50Probably the same as what I'm thinking, sir.
05:52What a load of poofs.
05:55Little girl, Eagle Boy, you're as sweet as can be.
05:59Just a glance at you and make love from the start.
06:03And oh, what a thrill came into my heart.
06:06Eagle Boy.веbrick
06:09to little ways. I am yours
06:11for the rest of my days.
06:13And this great big world will be the fight
06:17If a woman will bring a woman over
06:18You know, sir, these Gurkhas are the finest soldiers in the world.
06:22They'll face up to anything.
06:23They're not afraid of anybody.
06:25And they'll fight to the last man.
06:28I think the concert party has finally broken them.
06:33Zip!
06:36Or did the shit out of them.
06:38The only news I want to hear is that we're all going home.
06:42Oh, let's see.
06:44A few Marshal Slims says we've got the Japs on the run.
06:47They must have been giving them some of our tin stew.
06:50He's had me on the run for two days.
06:54Hey, listen to this, chaps.
06:56Shows at the front by our theatre critic.
06:59A what?
07:00A theatre critic in an army newspaper?
07:02Last night I saw the Royal Artillery Concert Party.
07:06Without a doubt, the star of the show is Gunnar Lofty Sugden.
07:10What a wonderful voice.
07:12Yeah, that's a must-ah.
07:15Well, what is this that about me?
07:16Wait a minute, wait a minute.
07:17Oh.
07:19Gunnar Graham is a brilliant pianist.
07:21This boy can certainly tickle the ivories.
07:24Oh, well, what is this that about me?
07:26Yeah.
07:27I was very impressed by Gunnar McIntosh's strongman act.
07:31Gunnar Clark's whistling was a treat.
07:34Gunnar Parkin's vent act was superb.
07:36I never saw his lips move once.
07:40And Gunnar Evans' paper tearing was certainly something to see.
07:46Well, go on, go on.
07:47The costumes and scenery were excellent.
07:50And during the interval, I was served a very good cup of tea by the concert party Charwalla.
07:55All right.
07:55Bombardier Beaumont also appeared in the show.
08:02Also appeared in the show?
08:05Shite.
08:07Bombardier Beaumont?
08:10He's even spelled my name wrong.
08:15Don't call us, we'll call you.
08:21You're not used to that shit.
08:23Morning, sir.
08:24Do you know what time Colonel Reynolds will be back from GHQ, sir?
08:27I've no idea.
08:28He should have let me know he wasn't coming home last night, you know.
08:30It's too bad.
08:32I waited up for him till one o'clock in the morning.
08:34But he could have phoned.
08:36What the hell?
08:37There's no phone boxes in the jungle, sir.
08:40That's probably him now.
08:42Thank goodness.
08:43I don't tell him I was upset, Sergeant Major.
08:46Of course not, sir.
08:47Who is I to come between Colonel and Captain?
08:51Like a jealous girl.
08:54That's Sergeant Major.
08:56I've all been in.
08:56I want to talk to him.
08:57Right, yes.
08:58Pumper, can you hear me, sir?
08:59Get on, foray!
09:00Come on, come on, come on, come on!
09:03Cast Hill!
09:04Don't bother me!
09:06What happened to you last night, sir?
09:07I was getting rather worried.
09:09Don't fuss, sir, I should.
09:11Where were you?
09:12Well, if you must know, I was having a few drinks with the chaps at GHQ.
09:15A few drinks with the chaps?
09:19Yes, what's wrong with that?
09:24Jealous.
09:25After all, I don't get out much, you know.
09:29Try to stop!
09:30Fucking couple.
09:32Stand at ice!
09:33All right, stand easy, chaps.
09:35Now, yesterday I met a Colonel Saul Zimmerman,
09:37and he's in charge of an American film unit in this area,
09:41and GHQ wants to help him out.
09:43Does that mean we're all going to be film stars, sir?
09:45Shut up, how dare you talk on parade?
09:47He's making a short propaganda film for American cinemas
09:50and it's about the relief of Fung Ho Village by American troops
09:54and the dramatic moment when they raise the stars and stripes over it.
09:59Excuse me, sir.
10:00I've been out here since the war started.
10:02The only youngster I've ever seen is half a dozen sloppy animals with their hands in their pockets.
10:06They couldn't raise many flags with their hands in their pockets, sir.
10:10Yes, well, it's an order and I'm afraid we've got to do it.
10:13Right, now, the film is called Private Washington Goes to War.
10:17It's the story of an everyday G.I. Joe, a hick farmer.
10:21How do you grow hicks?
10:24Hick means simple.
10:26Like you, Suggdon. Shut up!
10:30A hick farmer who puts down his plough and picks up his gun for Uncle Sam.
10:35Cut off from his unit and alone in the jungle,
10:37he wages a single-handed war against the Nip Horses.
10:41Now, in this film, we shall all be acting the parts of British soldiers.
10:45Oh, and they need an Indian.
10:48Chawwala!
10:49Yes, sir.
10:50In a row!
10:50Chawwala!
10:51Oh, come on, chawdi, chawdi!
10:53You don't mind being an Indian, dear?
10:55Oh, no, sir.
10:57Good morning, I wake up and I say to myself,
11:00I don't mind being an Indian.
11:03Hux is the part of an Indian thickhead.
11:06Oh, sir.
11:06I will do it with feathers, sir.
11:09Sir, chawwala ko Indian ka par de na to aise hai, jise bejna.
11:12Calls to Newcastle.
11:14Shut up!
11:16Righto, that's all, I think.
11:17Watch out!
11:20Pash, pash!
11:24Nuriya, sir.
11:25Nuriya, sir.
11:25I have heard of this Colonel Saul Zimmerman.
11:28In peacetime, he's a famous Hollywood producer.
11:31Cowboy and Indian pictures.
11:33Are you sure?
11:33Yes, indeed, sir.
11:34I have seen all his films.
11:37Ambush at Death Gulch,
11:38Rustlers of Yellow Gulch,
11:40and Duel in Dry Bones Gulch.
11:43That's rather a lot of gulchers.
11:45Perhaps he suffers from indigestion.
11:48I remember now.
11:50I've seen his name on lots of westerns.
11:52A Hollywood film producer.
11:53Oh, he's sure to spot me and give me a contract.
11:57Then after the war,
11:58it'll be California.
12:01Here I come.
12:04California, here I come.
12:06Okay, now hear this.
12:09My name is Saul Zimmerman.
12:11Maybe you heard of me.
12:12I make movies.
12:14Okay, let's go to work.
12:16It's all magic,
12:18just as I imagined.
12:20Hey, chawwala, come over here a minute, will ya?
12:23Now, this is Chuck.
12:25He is Private Washington.
12:27He embodies the spirit of the true American GI.
12:30Guts.
12:31Grit.
12:32Manliness.
12:35About single-handed 10 Jap pillboxes.
12:38And he has just captured 500 Japanese soldiers.
12:41What's he done with them?
12:43What's he done with the 500 Japanese soldiers he's just captured?
12:46Well, he's tied them up in Boy Scout nuts.
12:49Any more stupid questions, wise guy?
12:51Yes.
12:54Okay, bring out the Indian, huh?
12:59Close.
13:01What the hell is this?
13:03I'm Indian.
13:04Listen, you goddamn stupid limey native.
13:07I don't want no red Indian.
13:09Oh, I play any Indian.
13:10Red, white, or blue.
13:12Sam, I play a lot.
13:14I'm Jolly Good.
13:15Listen, a white man speak with four tongues.
13:19Get off.
13:20Long lives come.
13:21All buffalo go.
13:23Do you want a jelly cup of chasab?
13:25Look, will you get out of here, by crying out loud?
13:29Hey.
13:30What's up?
13:30Are you an Indian?
13:31Yes, sir.
13:32In this tiny.
13:33Yes, sir.
13:33Only in the mating season.
13:35Okay, cut.
13:37Hey, Sam.
13:37Yes, Mr. Zimmerman.
13:39We'll do the scene where Private Washington meets the British Patrol, huh?
13:42Yes, Mr. Zimmerman.
13:43Doing okay, Chuck?
13:45Yep.
13:45That's my boy.
13:48Here, Parkey.
13:49He's ever so good looking.
13:51Not as good looking as what I am.
13:54And his teeth are capped.
13:56Sergeant.
13:58Sir, I am a battery, Sergeant Major.
14:01Oh, that's great.
14:02That means we don't have to wind you up, huh?
14:05That's pretty good.
14:06Yes, Sam.
14:07Yes, Mr. Zimmerman.
14:09I'm not going to use you in this shot, Sarge.
14:11I'm going to save you for the big scene later, huh?
14:16Hey, you like that?
14:18Yes, Mr. Zimmerman.
14:19I don't like this stupid looking hat.
14:20Let's get him another one, huh?
14:21Well, I only have an officer's hat.
14:23So make him an officer.
14:24Move it.
14:25Oh, shit.
14:27I'm not going to make Sergeant an officer, sir.
14:30I don't mind being an officer.
14:31Shut up.
14:32Yeah.
14:32Sergeant Major, is any film?
14:34Yeah.
14:35We've made him a general, sir.
14:38I don't mind being a general.
14:39Shut up.
14:40I hate him.
14:41No one can go to Sergeant Major.
14:42They're only showing it in America.
14:43Oh, well, but me auntie and Cleethox won't be able to see it.
14:47Oh, if you don't shut up, I'm going to stick you on a charge.
14:51Hey, there's not enough sweat on them.
14:53We're sweating like pigs, sir.
14:56Look, I make the decisions around here.
14:58I don't need any goddamn Polack to tell me how to make movies.
15:01I am not a Polack.
15:04I'm a Scot.
15:05So where's your kilt?
15:08I haven't even bought one.
15:10Now, give me that bull.
15:11Scotchmen wear kilts.
15:12Now, you're a Polack, so get back in line, mister.
15:15Here, Nubi.
15:15What's a Polack?
15:17I don't know.
15:18It's something they use in an abattoir.
15:21A French tarts bedroom?
15:24It's a slaughterhouse.
15:27Oh.
15:28Sam.
15:28Yes?
15:29Wipe off the real sweat and put on artificial sweat.
15:33Yes, Mr. Zimmerman.
15:34Okay.
15:36Now, in this scene, Private Washington meets you, a British patrol.
15:40He's advancing.
15:41You're retreating.
15:42You're defeated.
15:44Demoralized.
15:45Beaten.
15:47I haven't got any lines, Mr. Zimmerman.
15:48I'm very good at being demoralized, beaten and wretched.
15:52Disgusting, sir.
15:53Pull yourself together, bombardier.
15:55Have you got any pride?
15:56But this is my big chance, Sergeant Major.
15:58This scene is me to a T.
15:59I can be a real coward.
16:01I can cry real tears.
16:02Look.
16:05I can't stand it.
16:08Oh, my God.
16:09Get this fairy out of my hair, all right?
16:12There.
16:13Now, let's rehearse.
16:14You're defeated.
16:16Demoralized.
16:16This is a green Dunkirk.
16:18What does he mean, a green Dunkirk, sir?
16:21More like a yellow Dunkirk, you ask me, sir.
16:24This is an insult to the British army.
16:25You cannot allow it.
16:27It is a bit much, sir.
16:28We must preserve Anglo-American relations.
16:30Don't worry.
16:31If necessary, I can have the whole thing stopped.
16:41Oh, looky, I'm not putting up with this.
16:43I ain't going to speak to Colonel Zimmerman.
16:44I shouldn't, if I was you.
16:46He looks ever so cross.
16:47I don't care.
16:48This film is an insult to our intelligence.
16:51Excuse me, sir.
16:52What is all this strictly necessary?
16:54Are you a communist?
16:56I beg your pardon?
16:57Well, I asked you a simple question, mister.
16:59Are you a communist?
17:01Well, not really, no.
17:02Ah, don't give me that, Bull.
17:04You're one of those weirdo, intellectual pinkos.
17:07Hey, Colonel, what kind of a cotton-picking outfit
17:10are you running here?
17:11I beg your pardon?
17:12Well, it's full of pansies and commies.
17:17Artistic, that's all.
17:18Come on, huh?
17:20Hey, Sam.
17:21Yes, Mr. Zimmerman.
17:22Eyeglasses for the officers.
17:23Yes, Mr. Zimmerman.
17:27British officers don't all wear molecules, sir.
17:30Well, they do for American audiences.
17:31Now put them in your eyes.
17:34Damn.
17:37Ha, ha, ha!
17:39Rehearsal.
17:40Rehearsal.
17:41And you're staggering along.
17:43Oh, shit.
17:44You see Private Washington.
17:46Hey, Chuck, you know all your lines?
17:48Yep.
17:49That's a boy.
17:50And you say, thank God you've arrived.
17:53And he says...
17:54Yep.
17:55And you say, bye, Joe.
17:57Are you taking over?
17:58And he says...
17:59Yep.
18:00And you say, good show.
18:02Ah, and then you say, hey, do you hear that, chaps?
18:05He's taking over.
18:06Then you all cheer.
18:08Then you say, if I had ten men like you, I could drive the nips from here to Tokyo Bay.
18:14And he says...
18:15Yep.
18:16Ha, ha, ha!
18:17Good luck.
18:18And then, uh...
18:18Easy.
18:19Oh, no, no, no.
18:20You say, toodle-pip old fruit.
18:23No one in England says toodle-pip old fruit.
18:26Well, they do for American audiences.
18:28Okay.
18:29Rehearsal.
18:29I don't think I heard that.
18:38And...
18:39And...
18:39Archer!
18:42Thank God you've arrived.
18:44Yep.
18:45My, Joe, are you taking over?
18:47Yep.
18:48Good show.
18:51Look at that, chaps.
18:52He's taking over.
18:54Hey.
18:55If I had ten men like you, I'd drive the nips from here to...
19:00Tokyo Bay.
19:02Tokyo Bay.
19:03Yep.
19:04Good luck.
19:06Toodle-pip old fruit.
19:08That's great.
19:09Stand by.
19:11Roll.
19:13Okay.
19:14Now, in this scene, you're all Japanese soldiers.
19:21Oh, my God.
19:25Holy shit.
19:27How much of me lies, Mr. Zimmerman.
19:28Like me, man.
19:29I do a very good Japanese.
19:30Look.
19:31Holy shit.
19:34Oh, my...
19:35Oh, my...
19:38Holy shit.
19:39Furry out of my hair, huh?
19:40Yes, Mr. Zimmerman.
19:42Okay, put on your glasses.
19:51What the fuck?
19:53Mr. Zimmerman, the whole thing is completely unreal.
19:56I mean, it's a joke.
19:57No one with any intelligence is going to believe that the entire Japanese army has defective eyesight and butt-key.
20:03Well, they do for American audiences.
20:06Now, get back in line, you commie troublemaker.
20:09It's crazy.
20:11Okay.
20:12Private Washington is asleep on the ground.
20:14He is unarmed.
20:16Now, you sneak up on him.
20:18He opens one eye.
20:20He leaps to his feet.
20:21And zap, pow, zowie.
20:22He lets you have it.
20:23Rehearsal.
20:24Rehearsal.
20:29Okay.
20:30That's terrific.
20:32Action.
20:35Action.
20:37Action.
20:39Action.
20:39Action.
20:39Action.
20:40And now.
20:48Let's go.
20:49He only has one bullet.
20:51He fires and zap, pow, zowie.
20:53The one bullet goes through you all.
20:55Stand on.
20:57He's out of the way.
20:58And...
21:10Action
21:11You don't see the net you step on it and zap pow zowie private Washington poles and up you go
21:19Can I be in this please I can play a man who can't stand it
21:24I can't stand it I can't stand it Sam how many times I gotta tell you get this fairy off
21:29the lot
21:30Come on, come on
21:32Give me a jump
21:33That's all I want to jump
21:35Okay now stand by
21:41All right now action
21:48Gung ho
22:01Here padders, yeah, I reckon that's the most beautiful kit layout what I've ever done
22:06Yeah, mine took me two hours
22:07And mine as well
22:08Come on, move yourselves, get them char boys, Frank
22:11This is supposed to be a British outpost
22:13I watch his advance, advance, advance
22:15As soon as Colonel Zimmerman arrives, we'll be doing the scene of your
22:18Right, sir
22:19Don't forget we're a British unit that's been holding out for deaths
22:22If you don't mind, sir, I use my own initiative on this one
22:25I think so, we've been made to look fools for long enough
22:27Can I just show you what I got in mind, sir?
22:29Of course, Sergeant Miller
22:29Take post!
22:31Right, now then, we is not going to give in
22:34Is we, my brave, lovely boys?
22:36No!
22:38We is going to fight to the last man?
22:40Yes, we is going to fight to the last man
22:44They shall not pass!
22:46Hooray!
22:48I say, that's awfully good, Sergeant Major
22:51Terribly brave
22:52Thank you, sir
22:52Okay, hubba hubba, let's go to work
22:54Come on now, let's make motion pictures around here
22:56You all set, Serge?
22:58Yes, sir, I'd just like to put you in a picture
22:59Hey, wait a minute, wait a minute
23:00You're too cotton-picking clean
23:02Hey, Sam, get the props over here, huh?
23:04Yes, Mr. Zimmerman
23:05Hey, what the hell is all this?
23:08You guys are supposed to be demoralized
23:10Come on, let's get with it
23:11Get it out!
23:12Whoa!
23:14I want this place to look like hell
23:17And, Sergeant, I want you to look like hell, too
23:25Oh, no!
23:27Don't kick his ass
23:34Charwana laughs
23:35That's a little better
23:36Okay, and I want you drunk, too
23:39Sam, give him his lines
23:40Yes, Mr. Zimmerman
23:42Stand by
23:43Stand by
23:48Sir
23:53I cannot say them lines
23:56I'm afraid you'll have to
23:57It's orders from GHQ
24:00With respect, sir
24:03I shall stay by here
24:07There is nothing in King's regulations
24:09That can make me say them lines
24:10Don't be a barrack room lawyer, Sergeant Major
24:13I'll say the lines, sir
24:15What?
24:16I don't mind being wretched and demoralized
24:22Oh, no!
24:25Jesus!
24:29I don't mind being drunk, either, sir
24:36I can't go on!
24:38I can't go on!
24:39I can't go on!
24:41I can't go on!
24:43Ha!
24:44Ha!
24:45Ha!
24:47Ha!
24:47Ha!
24:48Ha!
24:48Ha!
24:48Ha!
24:49Ha!
24:50Chickens are like, what the fuck?
24:52Yes, well, I'll have a word with Colonel Zimmerman
25:00You make me sick, Beaumont
25:04Don't be cross, Sergeant Major
25:05The cobbler must stick to his last
25:08I mean, you're a soldier, sir
25:11And I'm an artist
25:13It's my natural bench
25:17Okay, okay, let the fairy do it
25:19I won't let you down, sir, I promise
25:22Okay, positions!
25:24Positions!
25:25You okay, Jack?
25:27Yep!
25:27That's my boy
25:28Okay, now
25:30Rehearsal!
25:31Rehearsal!
25:32Action!
25:33Action!
25:34We can go on!
25:35There's no body that can get us out of the way
25:40Oh, thank God you've arrived!
25:46Oh, how did you get through?
25:51We are surrounded by 500 Japanese soldiers
25:54You mean we were surrounded by 500 Japanese soldiers
25:57I took care of them
25:59Yes, sir
26:00You can always rely on good old Uncle Sam
26:05I'm a dirty doodle-a-day
26:07Yep
26:09I'm a dirty doodle-a-day
26:14Sergeant Major's taking it rather hard, sir
26:16It's been a thoroughly humiliating experience
26:18I should have put a stop to it in the first place
26:21I shudder to think what fools we're going to look
26:23When that film is shown in America
26:24The way that Colonel made me play the part was absurd
26:27I mean, why do all Americans think that British officers are silly arses?
26:33I don't go around seeing by-jove and good show in a silly affected voice
26:38They've no idea of reality
26:42You'd do anything to get your face in front of a camera, wouldn't you, Gloria?
26:46Yeah, you'd make me feel ashamed
26:48I and me
26:49I blush with embarrassment
26:51Jesus
26:53This guy, man
26:56Nasty shit
26:57You're all jealous
26:58It was my big chance
27:00And I grasped it with both hands
27:02Just think, fellas
27:03That film's going to be shown all over America
27:04Right, and we're going to look a right bunch of idiots
27:08I feel sorry for old Shut Up
27:09It's really broken him
27:11At least he had the guts to refuse to say them lines
27:14Oh, you've got to admire them
27:16The man's a man for all that
27:20How did you make up with Shut Up?
27:22I'll take it
27:24I wonder if they'll show the film in Honolulu
27:29What's that got to do with it?
27:30I like pineapples
27:34Random
27:37Cup of tea, Sergeant Major
27:42Thank you, Sergeant
27:44Don't worry about that film, Sergeant Major
27:48I shall never live it down
27:51I devoted my whole life to the Army
27:54After all this
27:57Meaningless
27:58It ain't no good anyway
28:01What are you talking about?
28:02Well, I went into the little hook where they put the tins of film
28:04To have a look
28:06I opened them up
28:06And held them to the light
28:08But I couldn't see any pictures
28:12Mommy
28:17You opened them up
28:21And held them up to the light
28:23Lofty
28:24I guess they were all blank
28:28Lofty boy
28:31You may be short
28:33And you may be stupid
28:35But today's single-handed
28:37You have saved the reputation
28:40Of the entire British Army
28:45Lofty
28:46Lofty
28:46The man
28:48Hey, hey, hey, hey
28:52Hey, hey, hey
28:53And you may be tight
29:08Just wait
29:09That quickly
29:09Dann to go
29:09And you may beיי
29:10Good morning
29:11Hey, hey, hey
29:12Hey, hey, hey
29:13seemingly be cool
29:13So give us a cheer, give us a hand.
29:16Hey, hey, hey.
29:17Just gather around, and go down and down.
29:20Because that's so fun, there's plenty of fun.
29:23So meet the gangplots, the boys are here.
29:26The boys to entertain you.
29:28B-O-B-O-Y-S, boys to entertain you.
29:35End of hope and glory, mother of the...
29:41Shut up!
29:45Ladies and gentlemen, the code word will be a simple one today, ladies and gentlemen.
29:50Yep, ladies and gentlemen, I will talk about it, but it is quite sad.
29:57Still, you know, still processing it, but it is still sad that our boy Ranji is not going
30:03to be here, you know, on this show anymore.
30:06So thoroughly missed, and, you know, when you see the intro with him not in it, you know,
30:11it's missing him in there.
30:12So I feel sad, you know, about that.
30:15And if you guys don't know, yeah, he's no longer, you know, on the show anymore.
30:20You know, he has passed in the show.
30:22But yeah, it sucks, ladies and gentlemen.
30:26Let's chat about it, though.
30:27I enjoyed the episode, but still missing our boy Ranji, man.
30:31Michael Bates, man.
30:31Hold up.
30:33Ladies and gentlemen, I hope that you enjoyed this episode.
30:36There is a part of me that still, you know, I enjoyed the episode, but a big part of me
30:42is missing our boy Ranji.
30:44For anyone who may be stumbling into, you know, my channel or, you know, knew and they
30:49didn't get the...
30:50Or don't know or anything like that.
30:52You know, he was battling cancer.
30:53Michael Bates, a.k.a. Ranji.
30:56So, you know, we don't get to see him anymore, man.
31:00So just seeing that introduction there without him there and it jumps to, you know, Sergeant
31:07Major, shut up.
31:08That shit, it's stuck.
31:11You know, it just made me freaking sad, ladies and gentlemen.
31:15And, you know, he's our main translator.
31:19You know, it's not the Charwalla, you know, the fan guy.
31:23My bad, guys.
31:24But it's not the same.
31:27Although they get a little bit more lines.
31:29Other soldiers got more lines.
31:32Like, you know, what do you call it?
31:35Nasher with the Honolulu line, random ass line.
31:38Oh, I like pineapples and shit.
31:40Nabi's got some more lines as well.
31:44You know, but we're missing our boy, ladies and gentlemen, because he, like Sergeant Major
31:49Shut Up, is an integral part of the show.
31:52He's one of the reasons that I was drawn to the show.
31:56So, obviously, we're going to continue on and stuff, but I'd be lying to you and say that
32:00I'm not, you know, I'd be lying if I'm saying I'm not sad, you know, that he's not here.
32:04So, ah, it sucks, ladies and gentlemen.
32:08But, you know, I did have a good time watching it because, you know, Gloria has always wanted
32:14that limelight, the superstar, you know, the bright lights, the California dream, whatever
32:21that he wants to do, you know, when this is all said and over.
32:25And, you know, he went to some extreme levels.
32:28He would basically, you know, the Americans in this year have a, you know, a bias with
32:35how they perceive the British soldiers.
32:38They're no cowards, ladies and gentlemen, like our boy, Sergeant Major Shut Up and Lofty,
32:43the real hero of this episode right there at the end.
32:47You know, they got the bias and, you know, you got Gloria that will stoop to whatever
32:53this guy wants to do.
32:55Zimmerman here, great job by him.
32:57And the guy that said, yep, yeah, the easiest part, yep.
33:02But, you know, you would stoop so low.
33:04I mean, that'd make you, like, if I'm a British soldier, I'm looking at this guy, I'm like,
33:07damn, what the hell, bro?
33:09You going to stoop to this just to get there?
33:11But that is kind of like how you see some of these movie stars and all that.
33:16They don't mind stepping on people or, you know, just to get to the road to success, man.
33:22And it's sad, you know, he will just basically put shit on whatever the hell he put just
33:27to get there.
33:28So I'm not with that.
33:30But, you know, Gloria, that's the character, is with that and, you know, really wants that
33:34limelight.
33:35So I'm always joining to see that because he's so used to people commending him, oh, we want
33:41to see more of Gloria, you know, whatever character he plays, you know, when people are
33:45in the audience and stuff.
33:46So when Graham read that newspaper and everybody's getting praise and stuff, that's a tough pill
33:56to swallow when you're so used to getting praise and, yeah, and boo him on, whatever they messed
34:02up on his name and shit.
34:04And I'm like, yes, he needs a little dose sometimes because you got to drop him down a notch, man.
34:11You got to drop him down a notch because our boys shine brightly on this episode.
34:16Crazy ass moments here where, you know, I'm thinking, forgive me, guys, but, you know,
34:22when I see the teeth like that, got to think of our boy, Metathone, Mick here, still game.
34:27That's the first time I've ever seen, you know, teeth like that on, you know, on, you know,
34:33these every shows here.
34:35So he's always the first to be here.
34:38And, you know, so I'm like, damn, man, this shit was crazy, crazy episode, man.
34:43They got to give him the monocles and stuff.
34:45And he'd be making, like, people have the monocles when they'd be playing, like, the
34:48villains and shit.
34:50So I'm thinking, like, villains of some sort of shit.
34:53So this was a crazy ass film.
34:55But if that film would have been made, man, that shit would have been, hold on a second,
35:00I'm going to say something.
35:01It would have been rubbish, ladies and gentlemen.
35:04So I'm glad that Lofty did, you know, what, you know, what he had, well, he didn't know
35:10what he was doing.
35:11He just wanted to see the film and shit.
35:13So he didn't know.
35:14But he is the damn hero on today's episode.
35:18You know, he brought joy to Sergeant Major.
35:20Shut up.
35:21Because think about it.
35:21He's a proud man.
35:23He's a, you know, he's a British man.
35:26And he's a soldier soldier.
35:27You know, he's not, he's not faking it.
35:29Um, so to be asked, you know, in those situations to be kind of like, you know, playing like
35:38you some wussy and shit, that's not, that's not his character and stuff.
35:42Um, you know, Gloria, I got no, don't give a shit.
35:46He would do it.
35:47But now that's not our boy, Sergeant Major.
35:49Shut up to, you know, the badass that he is, you know, that we grow, you know, he's one
35:54of my favorite characters, obviously.
35:55But, um, God damn it, I'm missing my boy, Randy, ladies and gentlemen.
36:00Shit.
36:01Um, do I still want to watch the show?
36:03Of course.
36:03Um, is it a tough pill to swallow?
36:07You know, tough blow?
36:08Hell yeah.
36:09Um, it just, it's going to make me appreciate even more, you know, all the stuff that he
36:16has done on this show.
36:17And I know that he's been on other shows.
36:20Um, I believe one that you guys have suggested, I think it was, uh, last of the summer one.
36:25Again, my list is like a hieroglyphic scroll that is never ending of shows, but, you know,
36:30eventually we'll watch all the shows, you know, only a matter of time.
36:33Can't promise at what, you know, what time we'll watch some show, but, um, you know, we
36:38want to appreciate the journey that we're on, you know, episode to episode and, you know,
36:42ah, we'll miss my boy.
36:44So, um, if you're just finding out for the first time, we're not going to be seeing our
36:47boy, Randy there, man, that intro hit hard, ladies and gentlemen.
36:51But did you guys enjoy the episode?
36:52Did it make you laugh?
36:53It still made me laugh.
36:54There was plenty of joy, but definitely seeing certain characters get a little bit more screen
36:59time.
37:00Cause again, Randy was that guy.
37:02He was the guy that kind of like at the ending, we hear, you know, uh, you know, something
37:06that he makes us think about, uh, he'll make us laugh at the end.
37:10So we're used to it and now we don't get to see him.
37:12So man, that shit kills my heart, but yeah, I'm sorry to be all sappy and shit, but when
37:17you enjoy a character, you enjoy an actor, you know, you're going to feel some sort of
37:22way, you know, he always made us feel a lot of joy, um, you know, on the show.
37:27So hopefully we'll get to see some more future, uh, of, you know, his incredible works, you
37:32know, but, uh, for now we got to continue on with the journey.
37:35Thank you guys.
37:36You know, I'm sorry to be all sappy and shit, but you know, it has to be said sometimes
37:40boys and girls, damn it, man.
37:42Um, but yeah, I still had a blast.
37:44I still had a good time watching.
37:46Um, I'll see you soon for the next one.
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37:55Peace.
37:55Peace.
37:57Peace.
37:59Peace.
38:02Peace.
38:05Peace.