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00:11what's up wolf bag fam it's your boy kip back at it again chilling with harold and uncle albert
00:15on step toe and son man i can't believe it's been so you know these episodes going like hotcakes
00:20for me but you know what man it's taking me this long to realize man because i you know listen
00:25we've watched a lot of uncle albert you know only fools and horses but i never said this shit to
00:30you guys but i have my own uncle albert man i don't know why man it's been years five years
00:34or
00:34whatever i've learned we've been doing this and i didn't even say damn i got an uncle albert man
00:39i'm like damn man it's taking me this damn long you know doing a war up so hey i need
00:45to see some
00:45more episodes been enjoying the journey with the father and son duo here you know their dynamic is
00:51one two you know it's must see tv for me right now i'm very much enjoying the show if you
00:55happen
00:55to be new to the channel you know kick back relax but before you sit down where whether it's your
01:00sofa your chair your bed whatever go get your snacks ladies and gentlemen because that's just not
01:04included damn you got to bring your own fancy a cup of gold making sandwich whatever you need to
01:09come kick with me and hopefully you have a laugh alongside me let's get it snacks not included let's
01:14freaking go
01:47like
02:12and
02:16So this is it, is it?
02:18Yeah.
02:18Eight hours talking and this is it.
02:20We'll get rich on this lot, won't we?
02:22Well, that's my fault.
02:23Well, not my fault. You're the one that goes out.
02:25Oh, no, it's not your fault. I mean, it's not my fault. It's dying to stuff a bar.
02:29I've been out. I have tried.
02:31Well, not bother at this rate.
02:33Might as well turn it in and get a job.
02:37Hell, bro.
02:40How much do you think we'll get for this lot?
02:42Look, if you want a ride, let's have one.
02:44Right here and now, because I'm in the mood for it.
02:46Do you think I enjoy flogging my guts out all day long for a saucepan and a couple of yards
02:50of pride?
02:51Flogging your guts out.
02:52Sitting in a case drinking tea with your mates putting in tanners and machines, that's what you'll be doing.
02:56Is that what you think I've been doing?
02:58Stuck in a calf? Is that what you think?
03:00Has it been raining today or hasn't it?
03:02Of course it's been raining.
03:03Right.
03:04Fill my coat then.
03:05Go on. Go on.
03:07It's wet.
03:08That's right. It's wet.
03:10So's my shirt, so's my vest,
03:13and so am I.
03:17Wet.
03:19Now, how do you think I've got wet, eh?
03:22Well, you've probably been out in the rain.
03:25That's right.
03:26I have been out in the rain.
03:28I've been out in the bleeding rain all the way around.
03:31I've had the calf for half an hour to have me dinner, and that's when it stopped raining.
03:36It stopped when I went in.
03:37And it started when I come out again.
03:41Do you know how many roads I've been down today?
03:44198.
03:46198 roads shouting me lungs out, ringing the bell, shouting the odds.
03:50I can't do no more, Dad.
03:51I mean, I can't force them to give me their eggs if they don't want to.
03:55What do you expect me to do?
03:56Break the door down and tear the clothes off their backs?
03:58You've been going wrong somewhere.
04:00I mean, it's getting worse.
04:01I mean, every day you come back with less than the day before.
04:04You can't go on like this.
04:07It's you.
04:09What?
04:10They don't like the look of you.
04:11They're afraid to open their doors to you.
04:13Young married women around here living in houses all on their own.
04:17They're not going to open their doors to a scruff like you.
04:19All this violence about.
04:22You want to have a shade more often.
04:24Smarten yourself up a bit.
04:25Oh, all right.
04:26I'll put on a top hat and a monocle and a pair of white gloves.
04:30That better.
04:31Think they'll open their doors then, eh?
04:32Pray do not to be frightened.
04:34It is Harold Steptoe.
04:36The Tot in Toph.
04:40He will have a little coat of arms on the side of the card, eh?
04:43By appointment, rag and bone man to Her Majesty the Queen.
04:47Think that'll make them open their doors?
04:48No use making excuses, it's you.
04:51If you knew your treasure come back with more than this,
04:53what's the use of a sauceman with holes in it?
04:55That's aluminium, that is.
04:57If this was a war, they'd be glad of that.
04:59Don't make a V-bomber out of that.
05:03Very funny.
05:04You come back here with an empty cart and you expect me to lie.
05:07Well, I don't think it's funny.
05:08Well, I think it's funny.
05:10Have a look at us.
05:11Go on, have a good look.
05:15Pathetic, isn't it?
05:17Try to scratch your living out of other people's rubbish.
05:20Like a couple of fleas round a dustbin we are.
05:23It's a good living to be made out of other people's junk if you go the right way about it.
05:26It's you.
05:27You never seen me coming back without a full cart.
05:29Oh, I've never seen you go out with a cart yet.
05:32Now, mate, why don't you face up the facts?
05:35This is a dying trade.
05:37What are you talking about?
05:38I'll tell you, it's a dying trade, mate.
05:41What you don't realise is that the future of the rag and bone business is dependent
05:46on the total economy of the overall condition of the country as a whole.
05:51Huh?
05:51You realise that, did I?
05:54I mean, you don't read the Financial Times.
05:56Well, what's that got to do with it?
05:57You've got to know what it's all about, mate.
05:59You've got to keep abreast of current events.
06:01You've got to know what's going on in this world.
06:04I mean, what do you know about the common market?
06:07Well, it ain't around here.
06:09I can tell you that.
06:11I know all the markets around here, and it ain't around here.
06:14Oh, you ignorant old man.
06:18Oh, it makes you want to weep straight, it does.
06:20Look, it's put in the papers every day.
06:22They're going to ask you to vote as to whether we go in or not.
06:25What's the point of them asking you?
06:26You think it's a row of stalls up in alleyways, don't we?
06:30Easy.
06:31You're so clever.
06:32I'll tell you what it is.
06:33The common market is Europe.
06:37All getting together and flogging things to each other.
06:40We do that now.
06:42What about that bloke that comes down every week with the onions?
06:46Run.
06:48You mark my words.
06:50The common market's going to make a great deal of difference
06:52to the totting business.
06:53How?
06:54Well, they can come and go as they please.
06:57You wait till they build this tunnel under the channel.
07:00That's what you've got to worry about.
07:03All them foreign rag and bone men.
07:05A great queue of horses and carts.
07:08Stretching under the channel.
07:09Pouring out the dough that's stripping the country of its junk.
07:13I thought you said there was no junk about.
07:15Well, there ain't much, but what there is should be for us.
07:17I mean, British junk for the British.
07:19That's what I say.
07:21I mean, if they can come over here, we can go over there.
07:26Go over there?
07:27With that rotten horse we got.
07:30You're joking.
07:31We just about neckered by the time we get to the gate.
07:35Hey.
07:36It's played art.
07:37There's no future in it for a small firm like us, mate.
07:41It's all played art.
07:43I mean, the amount of trouble we got to earn a couple of quid.
07:45I could earn more in a factory.
07:48My dad started this firm in 1894 and he worked it till the day he died.
07:53And I'm going to work it until the day I die.
07:55Well, you can work it as far as I'm concerned.
08:07Now, listen to some things will get better.
08:09It's only a temporary slump.
08:11What?
08:14Wait till the spring cleaning season starts.
08:17You know, there's always loads of junk about in the spring cleaning.
08:19We always do well in the spring cleaning.
08:20Oh, wake up, Dad.
08:22Things ain't going to get no better.
08:24It's too late.
08:26It's like that bloke on the television said,
08:28the one with the big ears.
08:29He said,
08:30if we go into the common market,
08:33it'll be the little firms that will go down
08:36and the big firms that will prosper.
08:38The little firms will go to the wall.
08:41Little firms.
08:43You can't get any littler than us.
08:46Damn.
08:48Thanks.
08:48I'll tell you, Dad, I'm ending in my notice.
08:52You can't end in your notice.
08:53You're on the board of directors.
08:57I'm resigning without a golden handshake.
08:59Call it whatever you like.
09:01But I'm giving you a month's notice.
09:02I'll give you time to flog all this like I'll get someone in my place.
09:27What are you reading?
09:28What does it look like a book?
09:30Of course it's a book.
09:31I know it's a book.
09:32But where'd you get it?
09:33I bought it.
09:34Well, why do you want to go and buy a book for?
09:35We've got plenty of books out here.
09:36Yeah, but I wanted this one.
09:37I haven't got this one, have I?
09:39Oh, haven't you?
09:40Well, why'd you buy that one?
09:41I mean, what's your special about that?
09:43Oh, don't keep asking questions.
09:45Read it yourself.
09:46Oh, thank you.
09:47Let me get in your space.
09:54Got a box.
09:55What the hell?
10:01Holy moly.
10:04Holy shit, bro.
10:08Not that one.
10:14Might be here all day.
10:22Why can't you get a pair of specs of your own?
10:25These is all right.
10:26How can't they be all right that was made for somebody else?
10:29The guy that had these made had the same trouble as I got.
10:34Who would you think there wasn't no National Health Service?
10:37That'll make your eyes worse, that will, wearing somebody else's glasses.
10:40That's why we brought in the National Health Service to stop that happening to poor old blokes like you.
10:45You wouldn't get glasses like these.
10:47Look at them frames.
10:48Real tortoises, shall they, are?
10:52My old dad picked these up in 1923.
10:55Moving on to a Tofts, they did.
10:57Called it a big house.
10:59Big Tofts house.
11:01In Epsom.
11:02He'd just died.
11:04So, he knocks on the door and he says,
11:07Got any junk?
11:07And the woman, she was all in black.
11:13He says,
11:15Come in.
11:17So,
11:18he goes in,
11:19and there he was,
11:20sitting up in bed,
11:22large as life.
11:25Dead.
11:27Let's go.
11:31And there was all sitting around all the relations boozing, you know, Irish, I think they were.
11:38Anyway, I gave him a drink.
11:40And he says,
11:42What about his clothes?
11:43That's a nice suit he's got.
11:44And they said,
11:45No, you can't have that.
11:48That's the one he's going in.
11:51He's going to have his glasses, they said.
11:53You won't be wearing them.
11:54So,
11:55he whips them off his face.
11:58Gives them half a dollar.
12:00That's another drink.
12:01And leaves.
12:07Sunny story, isn't it?
12:08Used to be.
12:12How can you wear them, knowing where they've come from?
12:15What's wrong with them?
12:16Lovely pair of glasses.
12:19You know, they're frames like that now.
12:21It ain't the frames you bother about.
12:22It's the bits of glass.
12:23That's what you look through.
12:25I mean, it doesn't make your eyes go worse, eh, Will?
12:28Well, of all the others here, if they do.
12:30Hey, hey, look at this one.
12:32There's a strong pair.
12:33Look at the thickness of the glass in them.
12:37Ooh.
12:38I can't see through them.
12:41Come in handy, Dave, Will,
12:42when my eyes go a bit more.
12:47So,
12:48you.
12:54This is great.
12:57What's it say?
12:58So, you want to be a television engineer.
13:02Eh?
13:02That's the title.
13:04Ah, you.
13:06I ain't so if.
13:08What do you want to buy this for?
13:10What are you reading this for?
13:11Because I want to be a television engineer.
13:14Why, there's nothing wrong with our set.
13:15It ain't for our set.
13:18I'm taking it up.
13:19It is going to be my profession.
13:22That's why I've given you a month's notice.
13:24Two weeks to read the book,
13:25a week to get my diploma,
13:27and a week to pass my driving test.
13:30Ooh.
13:32What's driving got to do with it?
13:34I have got to learn how to drive the van,
13:37haven't I?
13:39I can't be a television repairman
13:41without knowing how to drive,
13:43can I?
13:45A television repairman
13:46don't go around with horses and carts,
13:49you know.
13:50Just wouldn't look right.
13:52Horses and carts and electronics
13:54just don't go out together.
13:56Come on, Will.
13:57Why not?
13:57What do you want a diploma for?
13:59Because
14:00in business,
14:01the first thing they ask you is
14:04have you got a diploma?
14:06And if you haven't,
14:08you might just as well
14:09save your bus fare.
14:12How much is all this going to cost you then?
14:14Only 80 quid.
14:1580 quid!
14:17Have you done it?
14:19It's a take on.
14:20Oh, haven't you got an honourable mind?
14:22How can it be a take on?
14:24Look at this bloke.
14:25Look at the letters after his name.
14:27Jack Springfield.
14:29B-S-E-E.
14:31F-O-C-E-E.
14:33E-R-E.
14:34L-S-E-T-V.
14:38What do you all stand for?
14:40I don't know.
14:40Exactly.
14:41You don't know.
14:43He runs a school.
14:45He could have given himself all them.
14:47Anybody can put letters after their name.
14:49I could call myself
14:50Albert Steptoe.
14:52R-B-M.
14:54Rag and bound man.
14:57I've done the ridiculous stand.
15:00You can't stop progress.
15:01You've got to go with it or be left behind.
15:04Now, I've got to read this.
15:07Here.
15:08What's going to become of me?
15:09Who's going to help me run the business?
15:10I'll keep an eye open for you.
15:12There's always plenty of unskilled labour knocking about.
15:14There's always plenty of junk knocking about,
15:16but you don't find that.
15:17Oh, God.
15:18I wish I had a study.
15:22Sorry.
15:25The anode voltage
15:26on the first stage condenser
15:29depends on...
15:31One subsperm with...
15:33One subsperm with...
15:37The anode voltage
15:40on the first stage condenser...
15:42Do you know how much money we took last week?
15:46Now, Dad.
15:49Do you know how much it costs to run this place?
15:51Now, Dad.
15:53The anode voltage
15:54on the first stage...
15:56You come here with one source man with holes.
15:59Oh, for God's sake, Dad!
16:01I'm trying to concentrate on thermodynamics.
16:04I mean, Dad, it's the sixth time I've read that sentence.
16:07Now, have you finished?
16:08Can I read my book?
16:09Have you got anything more to say?
16:10Can I carry on?
16:10Well, I'm going to let me just serve you.
16:12I'm going to bed.
16:13Somebody's got to work around here.
16:14I'll be up in the morning.
16:15I'm going to take that card out in the morning.
16:17I'll show you how to collect junk.
16:18I'll show you how to run a business.
16:20And I want me no diplomas.
16:22Oh, God.
16:23Oh, shit.
16:27I need some new specs.
16:28I need to take those glasses off.
16:35Oh, man.
16:42Uh-oh.
16:44You need some, too, bro.
16:50That guy, my man, got a box.
17:00You talk all that shit to him, man.
17:26Oh, shit.
17:27He wasn't lying.
17:34He don't look too happy.
17:45He's doing real good.
17:46Yeah.
17:47He's doing real good.
17:56Oh, shit.
18:02Oh, man.
18:04Oh, shit.
18:10Oh, shit.
18:10Oh, shit.
18:24Oh, wait, wait, wait. I'm wrong. My bad. It's lovely.
18:37Sneaky. Get in, get in, get in.
18:52Oh, bloody. Condenser. The condenser goes there.
19:07That is. We'd better solder that on.
19:21Are you sure?
19:27Oh, bloody, I mean, it's ridiculous. I mean, how can you hold the iron, the solder and the condenser? I
19:34mean, you need free hands.
19:38Oh, my God.
19:45Oh, my God.
19:53Oh, my God.
20:00Oh, my God.
20:11One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
20:16One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
20:21Seven oaks.
20:23Seven prawns.
20:26Why, do you want to go in here?
20:31Too tight, mate.
20:33Hello, son.
20:34Oh, hello, Dad.
20:36How's it going?
20:37Oh, a piece of cake. No, Bubba. It's just a question of knowing what you're doing, that's all.
20:43Reckon it'll work, then?
20:45What? This? Oh, yes. This'll work like a bop.
20:49They're coming easy to you, then, this, uh, television laugh.
20:53Oh, yes, it's not, Bubba. It's like I say, it's just a question of knowing what you're doing. Common sense,
20:57really.
20:58It looks complicated.
21:00Oh, yes. Well, it would, wouldn't it? I mean, to a layman.
21:03But, uh, when you know what you're doing, it's, uh, just like reading a book.
21:10What's that?
21:12What? This?
21:13So?
21:14Hiya.
21:17Oh, that. Yes.
21:20That'll be the, uh, oh, that'll be the condenser.
21:23I know that. It says it there, but what's it for?
21:27What? The condenser?
21:29Well, it, uh, well, it condenses.
21:34You know what condenses means, don't you?
21:37Makes things smaller. That makes the picture smaller, see?
21:41I mean, uh, otherwise it'd be too big for the screen, wouldn't it?
21:44Well, what's the good of having a 24-inch picture if you've only got a 21-inch screen?
21:49All the heads and feet will be cut off.
21:52I see.
21:54Yeah.
21:55Just a question of knowing what you're doing, that's all.
21:59How did you get on?
22:02Uh-oh, uh, me?
22:03Yeah.
22:05What, uh, on the car?
22:07Yeah.
22:08Must have been a bit strange for you after all these years.
22:11Uh, yeah, yeah, it was, uh, it was a bit, really.
22:15So how did you get on, then?
22:18Oh, uh, all right.
22:20Not bad, really.
22:22You collect much?
22:24What?
22:26Junk?
22:27Yeah.
22:28Yeah, yeah, quite a bit, really.
22:31Oh, God.
22:31Oh.
22:32Let's go have a look at it, then.
22:34I've only loaded it.
22:35Oh, you shouldn't have done that all by yourself.
22:39Oh, well, I knew you was busy.
22:42I called, but you didn't hear me.
22:46What'd you get, though?
22:47Oh, shit.
22:48Oh, uh, you know, usual stuff.
22:51Odds and ends.
22:53A bit of this.
22:54A bit of that.
22:56Plenty knocking about, then?
22:57Oh, yeah, yeah, there was today.
22:59It's just a case of nowhere to look, you know,
23:00keeping your eyes open, you know.
23:02Oh.
23:03Well, I'm glad you did well.
23:05That's all right, then, isn't it?
23:07Yeah.
23:08And I'm glad you're doing well with this telly line.
23:11Oh, yes.
23:12Going like a bum, this is.
23:13Oh, it's definitely my vocation, this is.
23:16Oh, it feels as if I've been doing it all my life, you know.
23:18I mean, I don't like one before, but it's all there, you know.
23:22Instinctive, love.
23:22That's it.
23:24Instinctive.
23:24Comes natural.
23:25Like me, on the car.
23:26Quite.
23:27You were born into it.
23:28That's your hammer, this is mine.
23:29Horses for courses.
23:31I mean, a bloke's got to be what you must cut up for in this life.
23:34Oh, I agree.
23:35I mean, if you can't do a thing, get out.
23:38Leave it to those that can, that's what I say.
23:41We should have done this a long time ago.
23:42Yeah.
23:43Perhaps you're right.
23:44Obviously better on the cart than I am.
23:46I mean, that is your forte, so to speak.
23:50This is my brain work, you know, working with the brains, using the old marbles.
23:53I was wasted, you see, on the cart, but you was wasted stuck in here.
23:58You might say we've found our niche in life.
24:02Yeah, that's true.
24:09Well, I suppose I'd better get on with it then.
24:32Yeah.
24:35Yeah.
24:36Yeah.
24:36Yeah.
24:37Look out, man.
24:39That bit goes there.
24:40Do you, Ma?
24:42I didn't follow you round the streets pointing out the houses.
24:45Now, you don't know what you're doing.
24:46Leave it alone.
24:46You break something.
24:47I was only trying to help.
24:48Well, don't.
24:49I don't need no help.
24:50That's your bother.
24:50You're always poking your nose into anything I do.
24:52Keep out of it.
24:53I'm the electrician.
24:55Go away.
24:56Go and feed the horse.
25:01Hey, bro.
25:06I told you.
25:07Oh, wait.
25:08I mean, that was a single bit, wasn't it?
25:10I mean, a child of three could have seen that.
25:12I mean, I'd have been able to see that if you hadn't been gawping over my shoulder all the time.
25:15I've got all this, not you.
25:17Is it finished now?
25:22Yeah, that's about it.
25:25My first one.
25:26Not bad, is it?
25:27Are you going to turn it on?
25:29No.
25:29Why not?
25:30Well, I don't want to.
25:33You've got to test it, haven't you?
25:34See if it works or not.
25:35I don't have to test it.
25:37I know it works.
25:38Oh, you've had it on then?
25:39No.
25:40Well, how do you know it works?
25:41Because I've done it right.
25:42If you do a thing right, it's got to work, hasn't it?
25:44It stands to reason.
25:46Well, if you were to test it, you'd know for certain whether it would work or not.
25:49Look, if you know what you're doing, you don't have to test it.
25:52But they don't test every bomb they make, do they?
25:55They wouldn't have none left if they tested them all.
25:58This ain't going to explode, is it?
26:00No, of course it ain't.
26:01Well, why don't you turn it on?
26:03Yeah.
26:04I think you're frightened to turn it on.
26:06I think you're frightened it ain't going to go.
26:08No, I'm frightened.
26:11I know what you're trying to do.
26:13You're trying to undermine my confidence.
26:15You want me to turn it on so that if it don't go, you can have a good laugh and
26:19destroy my confidence.
26:20Well, what do you mean, if it don't go?
26:24Yeah.
26:25Well, it might not go.
26:26Well, do you think it's going to go or not?
26:27Of course it'll go.
26:29I've read the book.
26:29I've done everything they've said.
26:31Well, it'll go.
26:31Turn it on then.
26:34I mean, you've got to turn it on sometime, haven't you?
26:36I don't have to turn it on if I don't want to.
26:38Well, that's daft.
26:41Every television engineer I've ever heard of test sets,
26:44that's how they get their test cards for them.
26:45I mean, if you're not...
26:46All right, all right, all right.
26:47I'll turn it on.
26:49I'll turn it on.
26:52Oh, boy.
26:54Stand back.
26:55Stand back.
27:07It's far slow.
27:09What's got, girl?
27:10I've got to get my diploma.
27:17It doesn't come to go, is it?
27:29Let me have a try.
27:37Well, I don't know.
27:38No wonder if I go.
27:39You've done it wrong.
27:39That don't go there.
27:41Oh, come on.
27:43That don't go there, neither.
27:44Oh, man.
27:45Wait a minute.
27:48Yeah, I'll see where you went wrong.
27:50Hey, give us that toilet.
27:51Come on.
27:51I thought you...
27:53Yeah, I thought you said you knew all about it.
27:56Yeah.
27:56Oh, this is all right, isn't it?
27:58Yeah.
27:59Make a nice hobby for me, this wood.
28:02And you're, uh,
28:03out and I'm waiting for you to come back with the car.
28:08Hey, hey, hey.
28:09Don't you, uh, hand in that...
28:11that course.
28:12I'll take it off you.
28:13I'll give you 40 quid for it.
28:15Yeah, put it away, Deb.
28:19I'll soon get my diploma.
28:23Come on, Pops.
28:24Come on, Pops.
28:25Let's try it now.
28:47Uh-oh.
28:48This is BBC Television.
28:49Here is the news.
28:52Let's go, Albert.
28:57I'll go and feed the horse.
28:59Woo!
29:01Ha-ha-ha!
29:041-0, Pops.
29:09Bye-bye, boys.
29:10Come on, boys.
29:111-0, Pops!
29:28We're close!
29:29They are close!
29:32We're close!
29:34Guys!
29:34A-ah-ha!
29:36We're close!
29:40We're close!
29:40Go and feed the horse!
29:55ladies and gentlemen number one i hope that you enjoyed this episode i'm gonna go feed the horse
30:02ladies and gentlemen hold up don't go anywhere thank you so much for hanging out
30:07ladies and gentlemen we got the r-a-b-m hopefully we got it right rag and bone man but
30:14we might have
30:14to add a couple letters to uncle albert's name tv rm tv repair man because by golly he has done
30:24what near is impossible for his son so it is highly amusing uh you know for pops to to get
30:32it done
30:32oh yeah i do a little bit of that a little bit of that and you know for the one
30:36time this is the
30:37first time i see something like this where you know you have somebody that is hovering you and
30:41they thinks they know what the hell you're supposed to be doing it and i'd say nine times out of
30:46ten
30:46it's gonna be the one time right now for me at least in my experience in life nine times out
30:51of
30:51ten the person behind you they don't know shit either man but they're trying and you know trying
30:55to be helpful and stuff like that but i too am like harold in that instinct when you know somebody's
31:02hovering you you're trying to do a job and shit and they're like breathing down your neck like yo
31:06back up back up man back up uncle albert man back up let me try to do my thing but
31:11you know he's got
31:12the pressure there because this pops is checking you know pops is doing what he knows he's doing you
31:16know messing with him to really see if this kid knows his shit because again respectable that you
31:23know he's trying something again i mean you got the back and forth the business shit is not going well
31:28you know times is changing times is hard and shit and it's the same right now but you know
31:35he's trying man he is trying his best so at the end of the day we might have a new
31:39profession
31:41you know professional in the household but i thought it was going to be the other one and it
31:46turned to be pop so highly impressed by pops there i think there was some definitely great scenes there
31:53um the tv scene of course you know him trying to figure it out struggling you know them shits ain't
31:58easy man there's some stuff that i have tried and some things now to me at least seem more way
32:04more
32:04complicated man you know i know this guy was saying that shit's common but sometimes i'm looking at him
32:11and maybe it's just not my skill set you know everybody is skilled i would admit that i can get
32:18a
32:18little impatient with that stuff and i probably might throw some shit i'm like ah screw this shit
32:24you know i gotta take my time a little bit more i'm sure i could do stuff but when you
32:28got somebody
32:28breathing down your neck that becomes nearly impossible ladies and gentlemen have you ever had
32:33somebody ask you know you to help and then they're just like yeah i'm like you want to do this
32:39man you
32:39want to do this lady man come on man i had to hook up some lady's printer in a job
32:44setting it up
32:45somehow in some way uh in a place that i worked i became like the gadget man and shit man
32:51like mr fix
32:52it i i at least when it comes to technology or computers or setting shit up like that stuff so
32:57yeah i started getting a lot of these like side gigs side hustles and but sometimes these people i'm
33:03like i'm like lady i'm not gonna steal your printer i'm sorry to say printers are very affordable i i
33:10could afford my own lady i'm not stealing a printer man you came up here you asked me to help
33:15out and i'm
33:15gonna set this shit up but go i told her and i didn't tell her go go feed your horse
33:20and shit
33:21but i told her go to the kitchen go fix yourself a sandwich lady give me give me back up
33:25man
33:26back up and she did she did because i was like yeah this this shit is crazy man let me
33:31do what i gotta
33:32do so another great episode there's two things that happen you know you you get impressed though
33:38pops is now mr fix it in the house but he has also come to the realization after shitting on
33:46his boy
33:46you know i'm kind of putting him down early on you know but hey yo bro you you're not bringing
33:52really much you know this ain't shit you know the stuff that he brought you brought me that
33:55and have it done with that damn saucepan with the holes in it what we gonna do with that shit
34:00ladies
34:00and gentlemen maybe there's some sort of concoction you need where you know you need water to drip just a
34:06little bit you know fill up a cup or something i don't know some shit man you know but hey
34:11you
34:12can do what he was make some shit you know i was like damn man hey sometimes you know you're
34:18gonna
34:18find some interesting stuff out there but yeah i don't know that you're gonna really need a saucepan
34:24with some damn holes in it but you know we could be wrong maybe what would you what could we
34:29do with
34:29that i don't know i'll have to think about it a little bit longer there man but
34:32it depends how many holes are in that shit so i saw the son spent some money to buy a
34:40book
34:41and you know again another aspiration another kind of trying to get the hell out of this situation you
34:46know he didn't really pick up much out there but the realization comes to the pops at least i hope
34:51so
34:51on this episode right now that it is you know what he used to do it's not as easy you
34:57know what i mean
34:58it is no longer the same when he was probably doing it you know how long it's been since he's
35:03out there on the horse doing the thing and it was skit he only got one but you know one
35:08vase and and he
35:09snatched that shit up he didn't want to show his son what he got so i i enjoyed that moment
35:15uh for both
35:17son and father where you know they're tiptoeing along you know um about saying like what's really
35:24going on like he's struggling with uh doing the tv shit and i didn't really get anything outside i
35:30didn't do a good job so you know he was busting his chops and he didn't do any better so
35:35i do enjoy
35:37the facial expression that pops made i really enjoyed the let me say the spectacle scene you
35:43know with the specs going on there man my man's came out like felix the cat uh you know with
35:49a bag
35:49of tricks now he had a bag of spectacles here bag of glasses there and just trying to put him
35:54on
35:55i did like where the son was talking about with the monocle bit there he didn't have me laugh in
35:59there but um it's another enjoyable episode so far the usual kind of back and forth situation with the
36:05pops um you know he don't want his son to go you know what i mean so he's always going
36:10to be kind of
36:10poking at his son like what you reading there what's that book what you got it for you know he's
36:16gonna he's gonna be sherlock holmes on this shit he gotta uncover the mystery here you know the
36:21scooby-doo gang here in the mystery van but it's the it's the horse kid it's the horse man but
36:29i
36:29don't know i'm just enjoying the show i think it's so far been really good it's definitely funny there
36:34uh i do i enjoy the father and son dynamic there you know very very much there and um again
36:41like the
36:41grass isn't always greener you know he's always barking at his son like oh you gotta do this
36:46i do that and shit but bro it's not that easy man and um you gotta i applaud his son
36:53for trying
36:54different shit but not every time it works out so i mean uh does he get the 40 quid back
36:59because his
36:59pops didn't say he was gonna give him 40 quid for the book man he's gonna end up getting the
37:03diploma
37:04you you find the shit we'll fix it and sell it that could be the new side hustle right there
37:09i mean
37:09i like this show too because um you know growing up you had uh well i've had a lot of
37:15side hustles
37:16and that's just another way of uh you know trying to make ends meet man so i respect the hustle
37:22um you
37:23know i i grew up in the hood so yeah you have to hustle there's flea markets there's street vendors
37:29so all the stuff that they're doing right now you know going to places still happening you know it's
37:35still happening i mean shit i mean it's gotten crazier as far as like how many people selling
37:42shit but there's been all sort of instances like people used to go to times square right you'll get
37:47this like rap guy pop up like yo man what's up dude here's my cd man buy my cd and
37:53sometimes
37:55shit you may get a cd that actually does play some music or you might get just a freaking cd
38:00that just
38:01doesn't doesn't work um there is also like for example in uh canal street in chinatown you'll have
38:08all these vendors lined up on a block man selling stuff so i like that i'm watching something around
38:14stuff obviously another show you know we're gonna say the name again because we keep every time we
38:18hear it horses man you know we're gonna think of only fools and horses you know our regular del
38:24boy and and and our homie dave ladies and gentlemen all right dave uh you know on their little
38:30adventures so i i like it i'm always as maybe stupid as this could sound looking forward to what
38:37they find man i don't know man i've grown up you know with the uh you know when you find
38:43something
38:43you know it becomes it's now a man's treasure something that somebody threw out becomes a man's
38:48treasure and yeah it's as silly as it may sound it's exciting to see what the hell are they gonna
38:54find
38:54you know uh well at least you know harold here so gotta stay tuned to see some more but i
38:59did
38:59uh enjoy this episode definitely had fun watching it um the glasses bit the smirks at the end with
39:06the son thinking that hey his pops didn't know shit anyway and then that realization to hit a moment
39:12like you hear a bbc oh shit damn son you done up man the pops is still a master right
39:22there yo he's
39:23he's still know a little trick or two his pops is great man the glasses stuff was great and then
39:28when
39:28he ended up saying he couldn't read the book his damn self man hold on a second
39:35oh yeah okay okay okay oh man anyway enough of my yapping enjoyable episode funny moments funny lines
39:42crazy shenanigans here uh great pops and son duo here i'm loving that dynamic there and i'm just i need
39:51to see some more so anyways enough of my yapping thanks so much for hanging out don't forget to
39:54subscribe if you enjoy the content it's always thanks for kicking it i'll see you soon peace out
39:58take care be well all the best
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