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00:10what's up wolf bag fam it's your boy kid back at it again kicking it with our boy sergeant
00:15major shut up and the rest of the gang on it ain't have hot mom what adventures are going to
00:20be happening on this week's episode i gotta stay tuned to find out but ladies and gentlemen whether
00:24you're new or recurring snacks is not included damn you gotta bring your own fancy a couple go
00:29make a sandwich whatever you need to come kick with me and hopefully have a laugh along so i mean
00:33let's get it snacks not included let's freaking go
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01:02you
01:23another day has dawned and concert party is busy rehearsing a new item it all takes place in barber shop
01:32and lofty is going to do the shaving now i myself never have shave in barber shop and i will
01:39tell you
01:39why last time i was shaved i was all cut up i went to this barber's college and one of
01:51the students
01:52failed his examination on me so that is why i always wear a beard hurry up with that shaving
02:01folk rangy stop already now right now listen lovely what you do is you sing the first phrase while you're
02:08dropping the razor right right right are you ready right from the top
02:18i'm the faculty of the town makes way
02:22la la la la la la la la la la la la la la stop
02:25are you mad lofty why are you using a real razor
02:30that's what i was given i'm surrounded by flipping amateurs where is the prop razor
02:36here gloria right now listen this is what you do you stop it then you take a hair out of
02:41your head
02:42and you cut it like that.
02:43Right. I can't do that. I've got my topi on.
02:46Take it off.
02:48I'll get some stroke.
02:50But Sammy could take off the strap
02:52and cut that. Barbers do not
02:54have topis. Take it off.
02:56Right. Right. Start again.
02:58Here, Gloria, I've got an idea.
02:59Why don't we do a joke here?
03:01A joke in the Barber of Therville?
03:03Yeah. Lofty could say to me,
03:05you need shaving badly, sir.
03:08And I says to him, no, I don't.
03:10I need shaving nicely.
03:12Then I says, you shaved me badly
03:14the last time.
03:16Good, innit?
03:20Let's get on with it, shall we?
03:22Shite. Right.
03:24From the top again.
03:27I'm the patoltum of the tombeckway
03:31La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
03:34La-la-la-la
03:35We've not a business morning
03:37cause yawned tis day
04:07La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
04:09Hey, Gloria, if Lofty wants to shave him proper-like,
04:13he should stand on a box.
04:15Suddenly, everybody wants to be a producer.
04:17Look, I'm the producer, sweetheart.
04:20Get those ammunition boxes and bring them over.
04:24It's not very accurate. How do you mean?
04:27Well, I hardly think a barber in 18th-century Seville
04:29would have boxes of machine gun ammunition in a shop.
04:32Well, you could write musket balls on them.
04:35Look, all that matters is the razzmatazz.
04:38This is show business, fellas.
04:40I said show business.
04:44Pity Lofty.
04:45Okay, nah, shoot.
04:47Oh, tis a charming light, brimful of pleasure,
04:51brimful of pleasure,
04:55that I'm above.
04:58You still highlight, you still highlight, you still highlight,
05:01you still highlight, you still highlight.
05:02Oh, Lofty, Lofty, get a grip.
05:05You're sticking it up my nose.
05:10What is the matter with you, Lofty?
05:18I can't see.
05:21Sal, he's not doing this shaving correctly.
05:23There's another one who wants to be a producer.
05:25But, Sal, he must get it right.
05:26All right, let me show you, Sal.
05:27You hold the nose like this.
05:30And then...
05:30What the hell's going on?
05:31Oh!
05:33Why is you shaving that man at 11 o'clock in the morning, Pairos?
05:37Oh, yes, sir...
05:37Pairos!
05:38All has clearly states that British other ranks
05:40will shave first thing in the morning.
05:42Actually, we're rehearsing the barber of Seville, Sergeant Major.
05:45Ooh!
05:47Ooh!
05:49We're rehearsing the barber of Seville, Sergeant Major.
05:51Ha-ha!
05:52Well, let me tell you, Mr. Lardy-Dark and Graham,
05:54you would not need the barber of Seville to restore your hair.
05:58Ooh!
05:59I felt that.
06:00You would need...
06:01Ali Barber.
06:03Ha-ha-ha-ha!
06:04Right!
06:05I can't believe that.
06:05Move his head, move his head!
06:06Wipe that muck off your face, Ed!
06:08Come on, come on, come on!
06:10Stand from your knees!
06:11Got time!
06:12Turn that ice!
06:14Stand still.
06:15It's got time!
06:18Thank you, Mr. William.
06:18Stand them at ease, will you?
06:20Thunder!
06:21Ice!
06:22Right, now, listen, chaps.
06:23I've just heard a message from GHQ.
06:25They're sending us a new recruit.
06:28Excuse me, sir.
06:29But what does he do?
06:30Well, he's in the RAF, a mechanic.
06:32I suppose he starts up the aeroplanes, I think.
06:36Ha-ha-ha-ha!
06:37Anyway, he's a bit of a turnt.
06:39Excuse me, Colonel, sir.
06:41I think we should audition him.
06:43I mean, he might not be up to our standards.
06:46After all, we are professional artistes.
06:51Well, he was not being very professional the other night
06:53when he was doing Jesse Matthews singing over my shoulder.
06:57You threw up your arms and your knickers fell down.
07:00Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
07:03It wasn't my fault, Sergeant Major.
07:05The elastic perishes in this humidity.
07:08Yes, quite.
07:09You may have a point there, a moment.
07:11We'd better find out what sort of a turn this chap does.
07:13I'll get them to send him round.
07:16Excuse me, sir.
07:17What kind of Parkinson's is foaming at the mouth?
07:20Ha-ha-ha-ha!
07:23Good heavens, so he is!
07:25Do you think he's got something nasty?
07:28What sort of nasty?
07:30I don't know.
07:31There are all sorts of nasty things you can catch in the jungle.
07:34I'd better have a word with him and ask him if he's all right.
07:36Steady on, Ashford.
07:37It could be contagious.
07:39Think about that.
07:40On the other hand, he may not be ill at all.
07:43Perhaps he's just absolutely furious.
07:45What do you mean, foaming at the mouth with rage?
07:49Uh-oh.
07:55I don't think so now.
07:56Sir, Major.
07:57Park!
07:57Why is Gunnar Parkins foaming at the mouth?
08:02That is soap, sir.
08:03Soap?
08:04Yes, sir.
08:04He's just been shaved by the Barber of Savile.
08:06Do you hear it, Ashford?
08:07He's just been shaved by the Barber of Savile.
08:09That's a relief, sir.
08:10Yes, certainly is.
08:11Thank you very much indeed.
08:15That was funny.
08:17Code word nasty.
08:19You're sending this RAF chap over at three o'clock.
08:22With respect, sir, I does not think we should have any more men in the concert party.
08:26I mean, there's hard enough to move around, it is, with all their poofy gear.
08:31You've sent us people to audition before, sir, and they've always been hopeless.
08:34What about those two military policemen, who came on and sang,
08:37We Are the Bold Rendarmes, and then got stage fright?
08:40Yes, and what about that ventriloquist?
08:42He did a turn with a fox.
08:44I mean, whoever heard of a fox talking?
08:47I don't know, it could catch on, you know.
09:21Nobby! Nobby, you're flat.
09:24I beg your pardon, I'm not flat.
09:26You are as flat as a pancake.
09:29What about you?
09:30You've been trying to tear that telephone directory now for months.
09:33Oh, well, I'm working on it, aren't I?
09:35And when I get it right, I'm going to put it into the act.
09:41And if you do manage to tear it, that's the end of your act.
09:45Eh?
09:47Don't understand.
09:48Well, how on earth are you going to get more telephone directories out here in the jungle?
09:54Got em.
09:55Look, you're just trying to make me lose confidence.
09:59I'll think of something.
10:01Eh, brother!
10:04Oh, sir, you're so clever.
10:06What a lovely line of little paper dollies.
10:09Tell you the truth, Wendy, I'm getting fed up of doing paper dollies.
10:12I think I'll start work on a palm tree tomorrow.
10:16Hey, Gloria, what time's this RAF bloke come in?
10:19The colonel said three o'clock.
10:21Oh, I bet he's a great big amateur, Burke.
10:23I think you ought to take him, whatever he's like.
10:26They may be building us up.
10:28After all, the bigger the show, the farther back from the fighting will go.
10:31Oh, he might even go back as far as Deer Lally.
10:35Hey.
10:36Come down.
10:37I mean, I just heard Gloria Sam say that we may be going back to Deer Lally.
10:42Oh, heavenly joy.
10:43I will see my wife again.
10:45And whoever of my children are hanging around at the time.
10:49Oh, to see the dawn rise again on heavenly enchanted Deer Lally.
10:53And to see the vultures taking bath in dust.
10:56Oh, there is nothing like Deer Lally dust.
10:59It makes me so sad to think of it.
11:01Oh, oh, oh, such beautiful dust.
11:04Oh, oh, oh.
11:07And at sunset, to see the whist for smoke rising from the cow dung fires.
11:13Oh.
11:14Oh, it is such lovely perfume.
11:17It brings tears to my eyes to think of it.
11:20Oh, oh.
11:22Cow dung smoke always brings tears to my eyes.
11:26Oh, oh.
11:27Oh, oh, oh.
11:29Oh, oh, oh, there is no place like home.
11:33Isn't it?
11:35Beautiful.
11:37Now, look.
11:38Don't worry.
11:39You're going to be marvellous.
11:41Oh, er, Colonel Reynolds.
11:42Colonel Reynolds.
11:43Yes, sir.
11:43He's over there.
11:44He's over there.
11:51Yes?
11:54Good afternoon.
11:55Pilot officer Digby.
11:56Oh, hello.
11:56Colonel Reynolds, Captain Ashwood, B.S.M. Williams.
11:59And this is...
12:00Where's he gone?
12:01Excuse me.
12:03Norman Wright.
12:10Here we are then.
12:14No, no, no.
12:15I keep telling you to salute with your right hand.
12:20That's the one.
12:22That might be a doof, man, too.
12:24All ready for the audition.
12:26Oh, good.
12:26What's your name?
12:29Eckhoffsman Norman Wright.
12:31I beg your pardon?
12:32Eckhoffsman Norman.
12:32Spring up!
12:33Eckhoffsman Norman.
12:34Right.
12:36You'd better come and wait over here.
12:38Uh-oh.
12:40The man's an absolute ninny.
12:45Hides his light under a bushel.
12:46Oh, really?
12:47Yes, we didn't know he had anything and then we caught him at it behind the cookhouse.
12:51The favourite place at my school was behind the squash courts.
12:55Singing?
12:56Oh, uh, yes, of course.
12:59Do pay attention, Ashwood.
13:01Well, I think we're just about all ready for you.
13:07Come along, come along.
13:09Now, this is Bombardier Beaumont in charge of the concert party.
13:12No, Omroids, you do not saluce NCOs.
13:15Right, well, I'll leave you to it.
13:17You are now about to be judged by your peers.
13:19Ooh.
13:23Judge this guy.
13:25What do you do?
13:28Er...
13:28I sing a bit.
13:30What?
13:32I sing a bit.
13:34Oh, you sing a bit?
13:37He sings the bit.
13:42We'll give your music to the pianist.
13:46Let's see.
13:47They won't hear him past the front row.
13:49Another flipping amateur.
13:51Oh, it's a travesty.
13:54Do you read music?
13:57I beg your pardon?
13:58Do you read music?
14:00Yes, a bit.
14:03Just a little bit.
14:13Can I start again, please?
14:16What?
14:17Can I start again, please?
14:19You want to start again?
14:21He wants to start again.
14:23He wants to start again.
14:25All right.
14:27All right.
14:55It's like a magnificent water buffalo calling to his mate.
14:58Ha ha ha.
14:59While they adore for thee, for thee, for thee, upon the heart awaits.
15:13Oh.
15:14Oh.
15:17Thank you very much.
15:18What a fantastic voice, Ashwood.
15:21It's a good deal lower than Gunnar Sugden's.
15:23Yes, but his head's a good deal, are you?
15:26Nah, man, lofty.
15:28What do you think, fellas?
15:28It's a common sort of voice.
15:32I don't like the way he does his gestures.
15:34Anyway, we don't need another singer, do we?
15:36No, we don't.
15:38We don't need a singer.
15:40Can you do anything else?
15:42Play the piano a bit.
15:44Oh, no.
15:46I played the piano a bit.
15:48I'll help you, Phil.
15:51Jack of all trades, guys.
15:53Can you read music?
15:54But.
15:55I say, can you?
15:56Oh, never mind.
15:59Fuck it.
16:11Uh-oh.
16:21How nasty would it?
16:33A little bird seems to be telling me, Mr. La-Di-Daw Gunnar Graham, that you were slightly redundant.
16:40What do you think, Graham?
16:42The piano will never stand up to that sort of treatment.
16:45Yeah, tell him, Graham.
16:46Thank you very much.
16:48We've already got a pianist.
16:50We don't need another one.
16:51Can you, um, do anything else?
16:55Uh, do a bit of an act with the trumpet.
16:59I'll play to this.
17:00You don't mind, do you?
17:01No, no, no, no, no.
17:02Of course not.
17:03See, sir.
17:04These RAF chaps are jolly clever.
17:06Pensieve being able to fly an aeroplane and play the piano.
17:10I don't suppose they do it at the same time.
17:13No!
17:14Hope not.
17:15Something was wrong.
17:16I don't know.
17:31The trumpet is a far.
17:40It's a lot.
17:43I love.
17:45When we were stealing that extra bone
17:48There's no way
17:53Shit!
17:56Where's that voice coming from?
17:58I can't even think to
18:01There's no way
18:03I'm with the show
18:09Wow! Bravo!
18:11Gotta give it to him
18:15He can do it all
18:24Can't do anything else
18:29I'm a quick change artist
18:31Uh oh
18:31And I do a bit of juggling
18:33And some female impersonation
18:35No, I don't think we want to see any of that
18:37No, no, no, no
18:39Well
18:40We'll let you know
18:43Hey, show business
18:44This is rough
18:48Maybe he even eats better than Nasher, man
19:04Oh, boy
19:05He had a nice singing voice
19:07Very robust
19:08Ah, he was good
19:09No getting away from it
19:11Yeah
19:12What about the way he played that piano?
19:14Yes
19:14Yes, he was quite good
19:17He certainly showed us up
19:20What's the matter with you lot?
19:22A bit of opposition
19:22You've got to pieces
19:24All right, all right
19:25He had some talent
19:26I'll admit that
19:28But I mean
19:29I mean, what's he got that
19:30I haven't got?
19:35He can play the piano, trumpet, sing and dance
19:39Well, apart from that
19:41He said he did juggling and female impersonation
19:43He only said he did, didn't he?
19:45I mean, we didn't actually see him do them, did we?
19:47You wouldn't have liked him
19:49But it's getting late
19:50Anyway, I think he's a great big go, Miss Burke
19:53Yeah, I think Gloria's right
19:55He wasn't as good-looking as what I am
19:57Yeah
19:58And he didn't do any whistling, either
20:00Oh, Piper Terry
20:01Aye, and he didn't do Harry Loder
20:03Or Ben Dyer and Vars
20:04And I bet he hasn't got a university degree like me
20:09Now I've come to think of it
20:10I thought his presentation was a bit flashy
20:13See, you say you all got carried away
20:15There we go
20:16He wasn't half as good as you thought he was
20:18Rengi, Rengi
20:19Bad news
20:20Bad crap
20:21Oh, oh, oh, oh
20:23How dare you come bursting in here
20:26When we intellectuals are having discussion about merits
20:30Tell them, Ramazan
20:31Huh, all of us are talking about
20:33Who are talking about
20:34Who are talking about
20:34Who are talking about
20:38Saab
20:42He say
20:43That Sergeant Major Saab, Captain Saab and Colonel Saab
20:46Are all talking about the Brill Cream Boy
20:48Huh, and they're saying that he's very good
20:50And they're going to go
20:56And they're saying how good he is
20:58And because he's very good, he's going to be able to give him
21:03And because he's very good
21:04He's so good, some of you are going
21:06Some of us are going to what?
21:08Saab
21:09Uda hafizkanoga
21:12Oh, no
21:14Get your marching orders
21:16Oh, no
21:17I guess something like this might happen
21:20Who's going?
21:21Come on, Jaiga
21:22Eenie, meenie, miney
21:24Huh
21:26They do not know yet, sir
21:28We're telling him to go and find the house
21:30That's your particular
21:31Yeah, yeah, yeah
21:33Look at that list again inside a minute
21:35Oh, good
21:36It must be, sir
21:36We does not need any of a
21:38I mean, this RAF look and do everything
21:40Oh, do you mean get rid of them all?
21:42All except Gunnar Parkins, sir
21:44Ha
21:45Why keep him?
21:46That RAF chap is a much better ventriloquist than Parkins
21:49He's got very weak shoulders, sir
21:52I'm a ventriloquist with weak shoulders
21:54Getting rid of them all is a bit drastic, Sergeant Major
21:56Well, he needs every man up at the front, sir
21:58There's a big push coming
21:58Oh, the concert party wouldn't be much use
22:01Will you clean out something, sir?
22:06Pankawalla
22:07Where's you been?
22:08I was thinking about it
22:09I didn't say anything
22:11Nature calls
22:13Right on
22:14Stop
22:15Don't be too hard on him, Sergeant Major
22:16Even a Pankawalla has to tinkle
22:21He's got no right to, sir
22:22What?
22:23If we get rid of all the concert party
22:25What's going to happen to us?
22:26How do you mean?
22:27I mean, you can't have a Colonel, a Captain and a Sergeant Major
22:30In charge of only two men
22:32They could send us up to the front as well
22:34Good thinking, Ashwood
22:35We'll just get rid of one man
22:37Well, in that case, may I suggest going to Sugden
22:39After all, he does not need two singers
22:41Good point, Sergeant Major
22:42No
22:43Sugden's got a sympathetic quality
22:45He has pathos
22:46He's pathetic, all right
22:48You'd better tell him he's going
22:49Right away, sir
22:50No
22:53What are we going to do about this signal from Colonel Stone in Calcutta, sir?
22:56Oh, I'll tell Bombardier Beaumont about it in the morning
23:02This is rubbish, man
23:04Can't take my boy out
23:07Goodbye
23:09Goodbye
23:10No, no
23:11Not the tear, baby, tear from your eye
23:17I hope this work, Rungy
23:18We must save poor little Lofty Saab
23:21Of course it will work, you ignorant coolie
23:25Gloria Saab has a heart as soft as an over-ripe mango
23:30Saab
23:31Gloria Saab
23:33We've got a nice, very hot cup of tea for you, sir
23:36Thanks, Vanji
23:38A pie later
23:39Oh, no need, Gloria Saab
23:41This one is on the basha
23:42Good luck, Rungy
23:45Come on, come on
23:47Ha
23:48Saab
23:49It is, uh
23:49It is said that, uh
23:51Lofty Saab has two lips
23:52I know
23:53What can I do?
23:55Saab
23:56This, uh
23:56This message came from Calcutta
23:59And it, uh
24:00It concerns you, sir
24:01Don't be a burk
24:03Who'd send a message from Calcutta for me?
24:08Wait a minute
24:09From Colonel Stone
24:11Stars in battle dress
24:13Calcutta
24:14I need a female impersonator urgently
24:17Tell Bombardier Bowman
24:19To report for audition at once
24:20It's come
24:22It's come
24:22I'm gonna be a star
24:25Shhh
24:25Saab, Saab
24:26Do not shout so loudly
24:27You will wake everybody up
24:28Just think
24:29A big show with professional artists
24:31Oh
24:32Wait till Colonel Stone sees my act
24:34You'll go mad about it
24:36I'm gonna be a star
24:37Saab
24:38Do not go
24:40What are you talking about?
24:42Are you mad?
24:43Not a morning early
24:43I will go to the airfield
24:46And I will speak to the RAF Officer Saab
24:48Who's first class wizard fellow
24:51And I will tell him that you are sicky
24:52And that you cannot go to Calcutta
24:54And they will send the brill cream boy into your place
24:57What?
24:57And then Lafty Saab will not have to leave us
25:00Oh, you are mad
25:01You think I'll pass up a chance like this?
25:03Oh
25:03To get to the top in show business
25:05You've got to be ruthless, sweetheart
25:07You've got to walk all over people
25:09Oh
25:10Easy to walk over Lafty Saab
25:11His head is very near the ground
25:14I'm not gonna listen
25:15Oh
25:15Who's there?
25:20Come on, bro
25:22It's all right
25:23It's only me
25:23What are you doing at this time of night, Lufty?
25:26I wanted to think
25:27What's about?
25:29About me
25:30The writer, of course
25:31That RAF bloke had a smashing voice
25:33It made me feel like rubbish
25:35I shall never sing again
25:37No
25:38That's silly, Lufty
25:39I can't sing
25:40I was just kidding myself
25:41But I want to thank you, Glory
25:43For all you've done for me
25:44For helping me with my gestures and such like
25:48But you can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear
25:54Killing my heart, man
25:56Come on, Gloria
26:00Well, I'm going to bed
26:03Good night
26:04Good night
26:05I am
26:10Don't look at me like that, Ranji
26:12I don't care
26:14I'm gonna be a star
26:16It's the first step on the golden ladder to fame
26:19Up and up
26:25Do you really think, Lufty, you'll never sing again?
26:39You'd better tell that RAF officer
26:43To send his bloke in my place
26:46It's huge, Gloria
26:47Oh, Sabia, so brave
26:51It is a far, far worse thing you are doing
26:55Than you will ever do again, isn't it?
26:59I was big
27:01Your tears are
27:02And you will be pleased to know
27:04That the RAF bloke is not coming
27:06Because he's going to join a proper show
27:08Which is a good thing for you poofs
27:12And Bombardier Beaumont
27:13Your audition has been cancelled
27:15Probably because they heard you wasn't no good
27:17That is all
27:18That's bad
27:21Right, fellas
27:22Back to work
27:23Here, Gloria
27:25What did old shut up mean about your audition?
27:28What audition?
27:29Nothing, nothing at all
27:30Right, right
27:32Ready, Lufty?
27:33Right
27:34Alright, sir
27:34My Lufty
27:47Hold it
27:49Stop
27:49What's the matter?
27:52You've got a lovely voice
27:56You know
27:57Damn right
27:57There's an old Hindu proverb
27:59Which say
27:59That if a man wishes to win fame and fortune
28:03By climbing to the stars
28:05He'd better make sure
28:07That there is somebody underneath holding the ladder
28:11Fuck yeah
28:13Fuck yeah
28:13Fuck yeah
28:39Hey, hey, hey
28:43I got gilded, though.
28:45With us a fight, there's plenty of fun.
28:48So meet the gang, cause the boys are here.
28:51The boys to entertain you.
28:54B-O-Y-S, boys to entertain you.
29:01And us hope and glory, mother of the feet.
29:07Shout out!
29:10Ladies and gents, let's talk about it.
29:13I hope that you enjoyed it.
29:15Edge of my seat.
29:16Got me up all in the feels, but only Lofty could do that, you know, with his character.
29:22Hold up.
29:22Ladies and gentlemen, this was a moving episode.
29:26And this was another very, very enjoyable episode from start to finish, man.
29:33Listen, man.
29:35Comparison.
29:36Listen, when you compare yourself to others, it's a thief of joy, ladies and gentlemen.
29:40And when you got our boy Lofty thinking that essentially he's rubbish, man, something is
29:46wrong with that, man.
29:47Listen, us short kings, friends who are short, we must rally together, ladies and gentlemen.
29:56Okay, man?
29:57Cause short guys get, we get dissed off.
30:00We get dissed a lot, man.
30:01So, there's no surprise that we're gonna have a soft spot for our boy Lofty, man.
30:07Easily one of the best characters on the show.
30:11You know, relatable, you know.
30:13And he's almost like, you know, he's like the little engine that could, man.
30:18He just keeps going and going.
30:19You know, when times is hard, man.
30:21I mean, it's, you know, he's just moving, man.
30:24And so, one of the best characters on this show, one of the realest moments for Gloria.
30:30Cause, you know, long time ago we said, this is the one character that, you know, dreams
30:35of the spotlight.
30:36You know, it's in the spotlight for the most part, you know.
30:42And, you know, it's like, yo, we gotta step on, you know, you gotta step on some people
30:55and shit.
30:55And this is what most people do in the corporate world.
30:58You know, in general in life, there's people who step on others to get to this road to success.
31:05And, um, it's an unfortunate, bad thing that happens constantly.
31:10And, um, you know, you always like to think they get some karma pop up on them.
31:15But, um, you know, for Gloria, this was a tried test right there.
31:20And, you know, you've been in the trenches with your boys for so long, man.
31:25And listen, I could understand if he was to step on them to be like, you know, well, peace
31:31out, Cub Scout, and go do his thing because he's been dreaming of this.
31:36So hopefully there's more moments for them, but there is no way that we want, um, anybody
31:42to replace, uh, this squad here, ladies and gentlemen, because you, you grow up on, you
31:47know, I'm obviously we're not in the, the, the squad in the party, the concert party, but
31:52you'll feel like you are, you know, week to week when you're watching these episodes.
31:56So this was some moving ass shit, ladies and gentlemen, only Lofty's character could
32:00bring that sadness to me because we have that empathy.
32:04I'm sure all of you guys do as well, you know, team Lofty, but, you know, shout out
32:09to Gloria's character.
32:10I mean, slayed the performance and, you know, you got this great new character that popped
32:16up that he was funny as hell.
32:18You know, there's no way to sugarcoat it or not.
32:20Awkward a little bit, you know, all this little, a little bit shit, you know, was crazy.
32:26And, you know, you saw that something was off with this character.
32:29I'm like, damn, man, this guy goofball himself.
32:31You can instantly see, you know, he might even be more of a goofball than, uh, Parkinson's.
32:37So I'm like, damn, man, this guy's funny, man.
32:41And, you know, when you come to find out that this guy seems to be good at everything, I'm
32:48starting to get worried as the episode goes on and he's out showing everybody, you know
32:53what I mean?
32:53Gloria was not having it.
32:55He was like, oh, I do women's impersonations as well.
32:58Uh, he was like, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
33:01You don't want nobody to take your spotlight there, but you, you felt bad.
33:06He did the ventriloquist act, uh, the trumpet shit, piano thing, man.
33:10He was making everybody feel like, you know, drop down a notch or two.
33:16And that's why you can't compare, ladies and gentlemen.
33:18You never compare your own talents to another.
33:22You try to just improve from how you were yesterday.
33:26You know, whether you're working out, uh, you know, you're trying to get healthy.
33:29You're only your competition, the way to look at it, if you don't already, or, you know,
33:34whatever, but is yourself.
33:36And, uh, you know, when you start wearing, oh, you know, for example, if a guy is trying
33:40to get bigger muscles, oh man, this guy got bigger muscles than me.
33:44What am I doing?
33:44And, you know, uh, damn man, I'm doing everything.
33:47And you start comparing that, or, you know, maybe somebody has nicer clothes than you,
33:52or maybe more money.
33:54You start comparing that shit.
33:55You start going down the slippery slope.
33:58And man, man, you start becoming like a sourpuss, man.
34:01At the end of the day, that's why you, you just never, you focus on that stuff.
34:05Don't worry about it.
34:06When I do my, even, you know, when I do any sort of content, stay in my lane, just do
34:11my
34:12thing.
34:12I focus on myself, I focus on my own journey.
34:15Nothing else matters, uh, ladies and gentlemen, because, you know, I'm on a journey to experience
34:19some of the greatest, uh, you know, shows that you guys have suggested.
34:23And yeah, that's my main focus and, and have a good time, which I do.
34:27Uh, that's what brings me joy.
34:29You know, you can't worry about, uh, any sort of, you know, yeah, any shit, you know what
34:34I mean?
34:34Even though content creators do, you know, whether someone is a game streamer, they're looking
34:39at their viewer count and all that stuff.
34:41None of that stuff matters.
34:43You know, you just focus and you do your thing.
34:44Uh, and that's how I do because, you know, um, you can't really fixate on those stuff because
34:50then you just, people start getting depressed and shit like that.
34:52But man, this episode was good.
34:54Ladies and gentlemen, Ashwood, uh, you know, sometimes I call Ashford here, but my boy Ashwood
35:01had me die when he saw Parkins with that shit.
35:04Yo, what the, I'm on a free ball in a little bit here.
35:07Freeride it, freestyle it a little bit.
35:09What the hell's going on with this guy?
35:11This guy's foaming on the mouth and shit like that, man.
35:13That, that shit was crazy.
35:15But there was one scene with him when Lofty, that whole scene with the barbershop shit was
35:22great.
35:23Okay.
35:24Uh, the alley barber line was great, but the whole scene when Lofty's, you know, putting
35:28all that stuff, man.
35:30And this guy Parkins looked like he was going to take a bite out of it.
35:34That shit looked, my mind hit the gun.
35:36I'm like, Hey, yo, what is this guy doing?
35:39Because yeah, Lofty put it close to his mouth, but this guy was about to take a bite out of
35:43crime, ladies and gentlemen.
35:45So that guy, Parkins, man, he did some crazy ass shit on this episode.
35:50So he had me dying there in the moment.
35:53That whole barbershop scene there, Lofty's beautiful voice, uh, the new guy's beautiful
35:59voice with all that talent shit.
36:01So I was just thoroughly entertained on this episode.
36:04Colonel and Ashwood got me dying a lot of times, man.
36:08They'd be saying some stuff.
36:09Yeah, I guess, uh, the piano line, you know, with the flying to play, you know, like, I
36:14hope, you know, they don't do it at the same time.
36:17You better hope not.
36:18They don't do that shit at the same time.
36:19So sometimes Colonel's interaction with Ashwood is, uh, really cool to see.
36:25Obviously my boy, Sergeant Major Shut Up deserves some of the highest praise week to week.
36:31Our boy, Ranji, uh, you know, Charwalla fan guy, man, you know, they'd be making me laugh
36:36as well.
36:37This show really has a lot of great and cool characters here.
36:41You know, the joy that they were having thinking about Kyle Dung and shit was bringing a tear
36:46to my eyes as well, man.
36:48That shit, man.
36:49Oh my God.
36:50I can't imagine that stuff, but you know, these guys are away from their, their, you know,
36:54their family.
36:55So, uh, you know, they're whatever.
36:57How many kids are still stuck around and shit?
37:00So Ranji, love him to pieces as well.
37:03Phenomenal job overall.
37:05Great episode, entertaining episode.
37:07And, you know, when there's a little competition here, that's when everyone's squirm, you know,
37:14squirms a little bit, gets nervous, like, Oh shit, somebody going to take me out, you know?
37:18And, and, um, there was something that a professor told me, uh, a long time ago that sticks with
37:24me to this day that, uh, you know, when you're sleeping, someone is always trying to take
37:29your spot.
37:30Uh, so, you know, that's why I, you know, I, I just focus.
37:33I do my thing, man.
37:34And, you know, I'm up early.
37:36I'm an early riser, man.
37:38And I get my shit done, man.
37:40But there's the workout crazy or not.
37:43I'll be waking up at two 30 in the morning, working out.
37:47Shit.
37:48I work out probably before most people, most people is sleeping.
37:51I sleep early.
37:52I wake up early and I conquered the day.
37:54I seized that moment, man.
37:56And, you know, I live for it.
37:57I live for it.
37:58So enough of my yapping dope episode.
38:00Great moments, funny moments.
38:02That whole Barber scene is, is one I'm going to really enjoy.
38:05The singing performances, Gloria coming up with this, um, big, huge decision in that moment
38:12with the ambiance of the nighttime there, uh, you know, like the, I don't know if it's
38:18like the crickets or some shit, but whatever the ambiance of the night there in that moment
38:21when it's dark and Ranji and them having this kind of crazy moment there, that's also one
38:26of my favorite moments of this episode because man, again, someone who wants to be in that
38:32limelight to start, you know, and gave it up, you know what I mean?
38:36So that was a really cool moment there and, you know, keep the show, keep the gang together.
38:42You know what I mean?
38:43You don't want the gang to split.
38:44Imagine Lofty just not being there and not going to be able to sing.
38:48Yeah.
38:48You know, the other guy's taller or whatever and stuff, but he's no Lofty, damn it.
38:52And so short Kings, short friends, you know, my homies rally together, man.
38:58You know, we got to save my boy Lofty, man.
39:01We all, we all in boys.
39:03So sorry for being all cheesy and shit, but man, you know, I love the show.
39:07So anyways, thanks so much for hanging out.
39:09Don't forget to subscribe.
39:10It's free.
39:10It helps out the channel tremendously.
39:12Of course, it's always your choice to do those things and liking and commenting, all that
39:16stuff.
39:16All I do is just say up to you after that.
39:18Um, you know, it is what it is.
39:21I'm, I'm, I'm grateful regardless.
39:22Even if one person watches, one person likes one person comments, I'm, I'm happy.
39:30I'm simple guy.
39:31I, you know, I don't need thousands or anything like that.
39:33One person, it knows that I, I see, you know, when sometimes we get a message saying, you
39:38know, it's made a difference for them.
39:40That shit goes a long way.
39:42Ladies and gentlemen, sometimes we get those messages and I'm like, Oh me, what the hell
39:45dude, someone is enjoying my content.
39:48You know, just kick back talking to you guys.
39:50So it still blows my mind that even one person is watching ladies and gentlemen.
39:55So thank you guys.
39:56I'll see you soon.
39:57Peace out.