00:00What would be your perfect...
00:01Hi, by the way!
00:04Hi.
00:05Hi, my name's Tim. Are you okay?
00:07I'm good. How are you?
00:08I'm very well. I'm okay.
00:11Why just okay?
00:13Because you're very rude.
00:16Oh, sorry about that.
00:18We're here for a blind date.
00:20I know.
00:21Oh my God.
00:21Right, answer my question then.
00:23So how nervous were you to meet me today?
00:25Are you fine?
00:27I wasn't nervous at all until you started speaking
00:31and you're really threatening.
00:33Other than that, yeah, really excited.
00:35Oh, that's good. I'm excited.
00:38Really?
00:39Yeah.
00:40Are you excited to punch me in the mouth?
00:42Yeah, you read my mind now.
00:44So, how much money do you make?
00:52It depends.
00:52If I'm good, then my mum gives me £5 a week.
00:58But if I'm bad, I don't get anything.
01:00£5?
01:02Mm-hmm.
01:02What do you do when you're bad?
01:04Like, why aren't you earning that £5?
01:06How am I earning a £5?
01:08Is that what you said?
01:10Why are you being bad?
01:12Because I'm a bad man.
01:14Oh, right.
01:15Makes sense.
01:16If I'm losing on FIFA, I swear.
01:18Oh.
01:19And my mum doesn't like it.
01:21No.
01:21If I don't wash the pots, then I don't get money.
01:25So it's just different things.
01:27Like, if I go in the attic to go and have a look at Uncle Barry's plants,
01:30then I get shouted at.
01:32So, different reasons why I wouldn't make the £5.
01:36That's all fair enough.
01:37I'm with your mum on that one.
01:39You need to be good.
01:40Why don't you shut your mouth?
01:42How much do you earn?
01:43Um, nothing.
01:45Richer than you, mate.
01:48Well, that's why I'm asking you how much money you earn.
01:50Maybe if today goes well, I will treat you to a very posh restaurant.
01:56Oh, really?
01:56Got anywhere in mind?
01:58McDonald's.
01:59Wow.
02:00I'm lucky.
02:01You, I know.
02:03Well, we'll see how lucky you are.
02:05Yeah, we'll see.
02:06See how good you do on my questions.
02:08Well, what is your best physical feature?
02:12What the hell?
02:15Oh, my God.
02:17My best, what did you say?
02:20Physical feature.
02:21My best physical feature.
02:23Probably my legs.
02:24I've got legs and I'm a footballer.
02:26Yeah, make me, baby!
02:28Yeah!
02:30I shouldn't have been a footballer.
02:32Well, you've got time.
02:34What's your best physical feature?
02:37I'd say my eyes.
02:39What?
02:41Your eyes.
02:42Yeah, blue.
02:43That sounds great.
02:45Yeah.
02:46I love black.
02:47So, what do you look for in a partner?
02:49Black!
02:55Well, that's good then.
02:57What is your love language?
02:58English.
03:05Oh, how can you tell that someone is into you?
03:09Well, it's easier.
03:10It's easier for me to tell you who isn't into me.
03:13I'm good looking.
03:15I'm nearly tall.
03:17I'm funny.
03:19Richard and you.
03:20So, it's just easier for me to identify who's not into me.
03:26That's fair enough.
03:27I go by that as well.
03:28Yeah, I know you're going to be into me.
03:30Oh, my God.
03:32Lucky you.
03:34How do you know people are into you?
03:37Same thing.
03:37Who isn't?
03:39We'll see.
03:43How tall are you?
03:45Pardon?
03:46How tall are you?
03:47Yes, tall.
03:48How tall is that?
03:49Yeah.
03:50Come here in the end.
03:51You can see it.
03:52Oh.
03:53No.
03:54How about?
03:56How tall are you?
03:57I'm five foot two.
03:59Bigger than that.
04:00You're bigger than that?
04:01Yeah.
04:01How tall?
04:02Tall.
04:03By how much?
04:05A few inches.
04:07Okay.
04:08By eight inches.
04:10Eight inches taller?
04:11Yeah, probably.
04:12Okay.
04:13I can get on board with that.
04:16So, you're five foot two?
04:18Yeah.
04:18I bet you can still get on the bus for 32p.
04:24Yep.
04:25I just bought myself some trainers, kid size.
04:27Oh, my gosh.
04:29They have a cheer for me on birthdays and Christmas.
04:31I just go to Monica.
04:33I can get to now, too.
04:35Exactly.
04:36Good thinking.
04:37So, what would be your perfect first date, then?
04:40Whoa.
04:41Perfect first date.
04:43McDonald's, definitely.
04:44Yeah, that's up there.
04:46Definitely go McDonald's.
04:47Yeah.
04:48What would your perfect first date be?
04:52Probably, I would like a cocktail.
04:54A little cocktail bar.
04:55But I don't know if you'll make it in.
04:57I'll make it in.
04:59What else I'll make it in?
05:00What's your favourite cocktail?
05:01Strawberry daiquiri.
05:02It's probably a couple of shouts.
05:04Yeah.
05:04Next question.
05:06Where are you from?
05:06Originally my dad.
05:08And then I moved from my dad.
05:09Stayed with my mum for a bit.
05:11And then we lived in Manchester.
05:13And now I don't live in Manchester.
05:15Where do you live?
05:16At home.
05:18Where's that?
05:19It's near the school.
05:20Oh, yeah.
05:22You know around the corner from the shops?
05:24Yeah.
05:25It's next to the neighbour.
05:26Yeah.
05:27And you know where the neighbour lives?
05:29No.
05:30Next to me.
05:35So where were you from?
05:37Down the road.
05:38It's nice there, isn't it?
05:39Yeah.
05:40It is nice.
05:41Right by the pub as well.
05:43You definitely know my Uncle Barry.
05:46Yeah, I played darts with him last night.
05:48You can.
05:49Well, I beat him anyway.
05:50I'm sure you did.
05:51He can't play darts.
05:52You play darts?
05:54Yeah.
05:54Bit of around the world.
05:56Can't play 501 because you can't count.
05:59What is your guilty pleasure?
06:02I like soppy films.
06:05You know there are films that might make you cry?
06:08Yeah.
06:08Bit of Titanic.
06:10No.
06:11It's just films that make you cry like Bambi.
06:15Mm.
06:16You know, when the mum dies.
06:18Yeah.
06:18It's sad, isn't it?
06:19Like, it's just things that make me really upset like...
06:22Have you seen Walking Dead?
06:24Yeah, I've just started it, actually.
06:26Yes.
06:26That's so good.
06:27People are dead.
06:28It's just sad, isn't it?
06:30It's just sad.
06:31So, one thing about me is I'm obsessed with true crime documentaries.
06:35Ooh!
06:36What do you like to watch?
06:38Um, what do I like to watch?
06:41Um, I love true crime documentaries.
06:44Have you seen Breaking Bad?
06:46I haven't.
06:48See you later.
06:51Um, well, I love watching Breaking Bad.
06:54Okay.
06:55What?
06:56I love playing FIFA.
06:57Yeah.
06:58Do you like FIFA?
06:59I'm not very good at it.
07:01I've had one go.
07:02It didn't go very well.
07:03At least I'll win.
07:05I love, I love, love, love colouring in.
07:09Me too.
07:10Can you stay in the lines?
07:11Of course I stay in the lines.
07:13Okay.
07:14We'll see.
07:14You know who I am?
07:16Of course I stay in the lines.
07:17Oh my god.
07:19What, what do you love doing other than watching true crime?
07:23Who's your favourite serial killer?
07:26Um, well I just finished watching you.
07:29Joe, Joe Goldberg's a good one.
07:31Yeah, but it's not real, is it?
07:33No, a real one would be Ted Bundy.
07:35You like Ted Bundy?
07:37Yeah, it was an interesting, Jeffrey Dahmer's a good one.
07:40Mwah.
07:41What is your go-to karaoke song then?
07:44Probably, probably either Bob the Builder or Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen.
07:52That's a good one.
07:53I know.
07:53Are you going to sing it?
07:54No.
07:55Oh, what about Bob the Builder?
07:57Bob the Builder.
07:59That's it.
08:00That's it.
08:01That was good.
08:01I know.
08:02Do you want to hear a Queen one?
08:03Yeah, go on.
08:04Mama.
08:09I didn't mean to make you cry if I'm not back again this time tomorrow.
08:19That's so good, that, innit?
08:21Do you know what?
08:21That was impressive.
08:22I know.
08:23I know.
08:24Move this board out of the way.
08:27I know.
08:28Such a good, such a good song.
08:30That was better than the original, you know.
08:32Mm-hmm.
08:32I'm impressed.
08:33On three, I'm going to have you guys turn around and meet each other for the first time.
08:37Yeah.
08:38One, two, three.
08:41Hi, everyone.
08:42Are you okay for Kodo?
08:43Are you okay?
08:44Yeah, we are.
08:45You've got one there.
08:47I know, you've got it so right.
08:48I've got it.
08:49Minus the dress.
08:51Yeah, but it's green.
08:52It's close.
08:53You should go on a second, babe.
08:54You're gone.
08:54Why not?
08:55Because it's marriage.
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