00:00Tell me where you are now, otherwise I'm going to come and find you.
00:02Mum, I've got a good idea.
00:05What?
00:05Shut up.
00:07Where are you?
00:08I'm just out. I'm just out with my friends.
00:12What friends? You've been sat here waiting for your tea-threader.
00:15Right, but I'm just out with my friends.
00:18They've been buying me drinks.
00:20What drinks?
00:22I don't know.
00:23What? Tim?
00:27What?
00:28Why can you not speak?
00:30Don't get a lip, eh?
00:31No, I'm going to get a lip, Mum.
00:32Listen, they've got my drinks.
00:34Definitely not fruit shoe.
00:37It's not fruit, Mum.
00:38You're taking the I'm all to your friends.
00:41Listen, what type of weirdos are buying you drinks?
00:45They're not weirdos, Mum. They're my best friends.
00:48Everybody's your best friends. Everybody's your best friends.
00:50I'm not what's best friends.
00:51Excuse me.
00:52It looks like fruit shoe, but it's not fruit shoe.
00:56Why do you sound like you've had beer?
00:58It's not beer.
00:59It's true.
01:00I'm telling you now, you better get on.
01:03Tell me where you are now, otherwise I'm going to come and find you, and then you won't be showed
01:07up.
01:07Mum, I've got a good idea.
01:09What?
01:10Shut up.
01:12Don't be taken to me.
01:14Otherwise you'll be frigging grounded again.
01:16OK, sorry, Mum, but I've got another good idea.
01:20Shut up.
01:21Shut up.
01:23Right, listen, you've got to think what you're going to say to me next, right?
01:28Right, I think it.
01:29Otherwise you'll never ever get out again and I'll take every single device off you.
01:34I've got a new thing to think about.
01:36What time will you be home?
01:38Six o'clock.
01:39In the morning.
01:42Tim, honestly, I will literally remove every single device out your room.
01:46You'll get back and there'll be no PlayStation, there'll be no telly, I'll disconnect everything, and there'll be no frigging
01:51Wi-Fi.
01:52Ooh, you're hard.
01:54You'll know it bloody hard, eh, when Wi-Fi's turned off, when you're crying for the Wi-Fi.
01:58I've got my daughter get free Wi-Fi.
02:01Oh, I'm glad that you're all finding it funny.
02:04How old are these girls that you sat with, because I think it's been weird that they're giving a young
02:07boy alcohol?
02:08Oh, I feel funny, the room's spinning.
02:12Oh, my God, I'm on a carousel, roundabout thing.
02:15Right, you will be on a carousel when you get home.
02:18Your head will be spinning when you get home.
02:20No, I don't want to be spinning, Mum.
02:21Just drink spinning.
02:23Right, I'll send in your Uncle Barry outfit, come and find you.
02:26I am not having this.
02:27I'm going to tell you where I am.
02:29Oh, I've just been spinning again.
02:31I've just gone past the same thing twice.
02:34Do you know what?
02:35I've just been passed.
02:36What?
02:36Shut up.
02:40I've just been passed it twice, Mum.
02:43Ooh, it's coming again.
02:45Shut up.
02:47Do you know what, Tim?
02:48Do never speak to me again.
02:50Oh, come over here.
02:50I've got your new friends.
02:52Come on.
02:52Sorted.
02:53I'm coming over there.
02:54Have you got a PlayStation?
02:57Have you got Wi-Fi?
02:58I've got it all, Mum.
03:00Check it off me.
03:00I don't care.
03:02Yeah, well...
03:02She's gone.
03:04She's gone.
03:05She's gone.
03:05Cheers, guys.
03:07Cheers.
03:08Cheers.
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