00:00Oh! Doctor, can I just ask? Is there lumps in farts?
00:05Hey, is there the doctor? Can I say it? Sorry. Is it alright? Thank you.
00:09Woah, it's hot. Who's this? Oh, it's the doctor.
00:13Oh, you've got my results back. Why? Brilliant.
00:16It's not good news.
00:19Wait, what's the problem?
00:22Oh my god. Like, really?
00:26That doesn't sound great, does it?
00:29That doesn't sound...
00:30I'm going to be on the toilet about six hours a day.
00:34That does not sound great at all.
00:36What can I do to stop this from happening?
00:39Nothing. Literally nothing.
00:43It's just going to be me, sat in the toilet.
00:46Oh, it's going to be unexpected, is it?
00:48So I can't go outside? Like, I'm outside now, what do you think?
00:52Getting doors straight away.
00:54I mean, I should anyway, because it's 15 billion degrees outside and I'm ginger.
00:59Doctor, that's not funny. That's serious. I've got factor 50 on everywhere. And I mean everywhere.
01:08Oh, we've got Peppa Pig outside as well.
01:12Excuse me, I've got some bad news. Do you mind just keeping it down a bit?
01:17Yeah, she just keeps...
01:19Yeah. Smackhead Steve would love her because she keeps snorting.
01:24Right, so, get inside.
01:28Near a toilet.
01:30Flippin' heck, you've gone back to lockdown rules. Get loads of toilet roll.
01:35Flippin' heck. How much do you think I'm going to need?
01:38I've got to go through four rolls an hour.
01:41Oh my God.
01:43I'll burn me out.
01:45Wow.
01:46That's the least of my worries getting burnt, is it?
01:49Right, so...
01:50So there's nothing... How long is this going to go on for?
01:52How long is this going to happen for?
01:55The foreseeable.
01:57What about school?
01:58No, no, no.
02:00I don't want to piss on Chardonnay.
02:03Sorry, excuse me, can you stop snorting?
02:06Peppa Pig, keep snorting.
02:08No, I'm not talking to you.
02:10I'm not talking to you.
02:12You need to go and give people more bad news.
02:14That's your job, innit?
02:16You're not joking.
02:17You're not joking.
02:19Oh, right.
02:20So I'm definitely going to piss all the time.
02:22What about sickness?
02:23Am I going to be sick?
02:24Am I going to be sick?
02:26No one wants to be sick through the nose.
02:28No one.
02:30And why is there always carrot on?
02:31You're sick.
02:33Why is there always carrot?
02:35Sorry, Scoot, I've asked you before.
02:37Can you stop laughing?
02:38I'm getting some bad news.
02:41So, I definitely...
02:43Oh!
02:45I think I need to go inside quick.
02:48Yeah, my belly's just said something that I don't want it to say.
02:53Oh!
02:56Doctor, can I just ask?
02:58Is there lumps in farts?
03:01No?
03:03Then it wasn't a fart?
03:05Yeah!
03:06Yeah!
03:07Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
03:09Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
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