00:00Good afternoon, HBO London, how can I help?
00:02Hi, I've heard that there's a new Harry Potter coming out
00:07and I'm wondering if I can be in it.
00:14Okay, can I ask who's calling, please?
00:17Yeah, my name's Tim and I'm a big fan of Harry Potter.
00:22Okay.
00:23I got me on Magic Wand and everything.
00:25Oh.
00:26Because I think I'd be a really good character in the new Harry Potter.
00:30Oh my God, I don't want to be a goblin or anything like that, I've just had an idea.
00:35I could be Ron Weasley because I'm ginger.
00:38Oh my God, you could be my real dad.
00:40Or I could have Shardin'Eyes, Hermione Granger.
00:44I don't know Shardin'Eyes.
00:46No, Shardin'Eyes my girlfriend.
00:48But I've just thought of who I could be.
00:51Who could you be?
00:52I could be Voldemort.
00:54Come on.
00:57Harry Potter.
01:03I look like him and everything.
01:05Harry.
01:07How can you look like him if you've got ginger hair?
01:09Shut up.
01:10Potter.
01:12Ha ha ha ha ha.
01:15See, and that's proper Voldemort, ain't it?
01:18You better give me the job otherwise I'm going to cast this bell on you.
01:22Harry.
01:23Give me a drink.
01:35Do you want to be in Harry Potter as well?
01:38No.
01:39Why?
01:40I don't think I'd be as good as you.
01:42No, you wouldn't be.
01:44Try and do Voldemort.
01:47You could be Voldemort's wife.
01:48Mrs. Voldemort.
01:52Try and do Voldemort.
02:00Sound like a zombie.
02:05Don't do that anymore.
02:12Right, so what I'm going to do, you've got my details, yeah, key this number, and if there's
02:18any availability for me to come and be Harry Potter, well, if there's an opportunity, let
02:27me know, okay?
02:29Okay, I'll keep you on record, Tim, thank you.
02:31Brilliant, I'm going to go and attack Hogwarts, so thank you so much, I'll see you in a bit,
02:36okay?
02:37Okay, bye.
02:39Bye.
02:39Love you.
02:41Love you.
02:41Love you.
02:42Bye.
02:43Right, that was me pretending to be Voldemort, who do you think I should ring next?
02:51Let me know, put it in a comment, send me a message, see you in a bit, love you, bye.
02:58Bye.
02:59Bye.
02:59Bye.
02:59Bye.
02:59Bye.
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