00:00Right, Tim.
00:00Yeah!
00:01Today, you're going to be having some spa treatment done to you.
00:05Yeah, wait, don't go that way!
00:09Do you know what you're doing?
00:11Um, no.
00:15Alright!
00:16Ah, right, okay!
00:22Right!
00:22It won't stop!
00:24Wow, that's cold!
00:24Go get my eyebrows!
00:25I'm going around, I'm going around.
00:27You're going all the way back on me head!
00:30It's not funny!
00:31Be still.
00:34I'm not moving at all.
00:36Whoa!
00:37It touched my hair!
00:38This is meant to be relaxing, just calm down.
00:41It's meant to be relaxing, calm down!
00:44You've got to get the T-zone!
00:47What?
00:49What zone you're in?
00:50I'm in the T-zone.
00:53What is that?
00:55What is that?
00:56Just shut up.
01:00Just shut up!
01:01Are you enjoying yourself?
01:03Oh, good, don't you?
01:04Yeah.
01:05Nice!
01:06Nice!
01:10Turn it, get it, and whack it in.
01:12Is it not too hot right now?
01:13I don't know.
01:14Quick!
01:15It's going to dry.
01:15Open up!
01:18You've got my tash!
01:20You've got my tash!
01:20Oh!
01:22It's really sore!
01:24What's funny?
01:25I can't smile, it's pulling.
01:27I'm scared!
01:29Oh!
01:30Oh!
01:32No, wait!
01:33Go!
01:33Go!
01:33You've taken the f***ing round, we've got it.
01:35We're doing it again, I swear I got it.
01:36Three!
01:36Yeah!
01:37Oh!
01:39Oh!
01:39Oh, yeah!
01:40That's so good, isn't that?
01:41Oh!
01:43What is that?
01:44Oh, is it making it?
01:45No, it's on my tash.
01:47It's on my tash.
01:49Oh, what am I going to do?
01:50Oh!
01:51Oh, my!
01:52What is that on my head?
01:53What's going on here?
01:54What are you scratching me?
01:56I'm like...
02:00Careful!
02:01It doesn't hurt.
02:02Stop.
02:04That's a good one.
02:04Let's do it to you.
02:06Doesn't hurt.
02:07Alright, shush.
02:09Alright!
02:11Wow!
02:13There's a little bit of hair in there somewhere.
02:15Ah!
02:16Ah!
02:17Right.
02:18Wow!
02:19Wow!
02:20That does not hurt.
02:21There's hair there!
02:22Ah!
02:23I'm going to whack her.
02:26Oh!
02:27Right!
02:28We're going to be here all day.
02:30We are.
02:30Yeah, you're right.
02:31Ah!
02:35Careful.
02:36Okay.
02:36Yes, I am being careful.
02:38You're not.
02:38You look really nice and refreshed now.
02:40I can tell.
02:43Ah, right.
02:43Okay.
02:44Why have you made me sit like this?
02:45Why am I sat like this?
02:47Why am I sat like this?
02:50Stop being a baby.
02:51I'm not being a baby!
02:52I'm not being a baby!
02:54I'm not being a baby!
02:56I'm not being a baby!
02:56I'm not being a baby!
02:56That's what he said.
02:57Ah!
03:00Ah!
03:01Are you going to grow?
03:02Ah!
03:02Ah!
03:03Ah!
03:03Ah!
03:05Oh yeah!
03:08This bit's not dry.
03:09Ah.
03:10So we'll wash it off.
03:11We'll just wash it off.
03:14Ah!
03:15That's a pretty bad thing.
03:16Ah!
03:18I'm so sorry!
03:21Ah!
03:21Hey Tim, how you doing?
03:24What's up?
03:25Nothing, I'm all right!
03:26Ah!
03:27Don't hurt me!
03:28It's my face!
03:28It's going to hurt me!
03:30This is a challenge in itself, innit?
03:33Why yeah?
03:34I can feel that there, yeah?
03:36Yeah, I can feel that there, yeah.
03:38Let's have a look.
03:39My back's the problem.
03:41Yeah, so you're a bit short on your left there.
03:44Right, let's get this loaded.
03:46What are you doing now?
03:47I'm going to come onto your neck if that's okay.
03:48You're going to what?
03:54Okay, let's have a feel.
03:56On the left side.
03:57Oh, yeah. Oh, you've got it there.
03:59Yeah, how does that feel?
04:01It's painful.
04:09I'm going to wrap this around your neck if that's okay.
04:11That's it.
04:13How does that feel?
04:15Nice and relaxed.
04:18That was my back.
04:19Wow.
04:20Nice.
04:21How do you know it is that can do this?
04:23I just guessed, to be honest.
04:24We're going to go quite deep just into the mid back here.
04:27Okay.
04:27Deep breath in and let it all out.
04:30Hey!
04:32How'd that feel?
04:33Is this work experience?
04:34You had this one number four?
04:36I don't know what you're going to do.
04:37Deep breath in and out.
04:40Yeah!
04:41Hey!
04:42Hey!
04:43Hey!
04:44I feel loose.
04:45The voice is gone.
04:48You're good.
04:49Bring you over again.
04:50Oh, yeah.
04:51Yeah.
04:51So we're going to go a bit more gentle through this one.
04:53Yeah.
04:54Yeah!
04:55Woohoo!
04:56I felt that!
04:57You're going to feel a pull coming quite firmly here.
04:59Okay.
05:04What's it?
05:05That's all right.
05:07It's not bad though, eh?
05:08Oh, yeah.
05:09I'm not limber.
05:10I'll get a little bit more.
05:11I'm going to come quite close to your groin and give you a pull.
05:14Okay.
05:17Whoa!
05:21Oh, you scared me!
05:25All right.
05:26I'm happy with that.
05:27Yeah, let's get you sat up facing the left.
05:29Let's have a look.
05:31Really happy with that.
05:32Great adjustment.
05:32How does it feel?
05:33I can't speak.
05:36Look at that.
05:37That's all you are.
05:38I'm 6'4 now.
05:39That's taller than me.
05:41So, I just want to say that I feel so much better now.
05:45Because, look at this.
05:46I've never been able to do that before.
05:48I'll be able to do a hula hoop.
05:50You're meaning it a lot better.
05:51Yeah, it's amazing.
05:52I feel better.
05:53I just want to say everyone should come and get it done.
05:56Go and get your back cracked.
05:59Go and get it done.
06:00Go and get it done.
06:01Go and get squashed.
06:03Thank you so much.
06:04Oh, it's been a pleasure.
06:06I thought it was always open when you need us, okay?
06:08Everyone should come and get it done.
06:10Definitely get it done.
06:11You're going to be doing something a little bit different.
06:12Mm-hmm.
06:13You're going to have a sports massage.
06:15Head in the hall if you don't mind.
06:17I beg your pardon.
06:19I'm so sorry.
06:21Don't look coming at me.
06:25I'm an alligator.
06:28There it is.
06:30Oh my god.
06:31This is just warming up, so we haven't really got into it yet.
06:36Oh, it's the insect.
06:37That might be a bit close now.
06:40Oh, your hand going.
06:41Let me take you for a drink first.
06:45How many people actually get this done and then pump?
06:48You know, I've never actually had that before.
06:51Stand by.
06:52Oh.
06:53Okay.
06:55Smooth this for me a little bit.
06:56Have you ever had a massage before, Tim?
06:58Yeah.
06:59I went...
07:00We went to Thailand and got one.
07:02Same.
07:03So, do you do any, like, physical activity or anything?
07:07No, one bit.
07:08You do.
07:09You have a couple of knots in these hammies.
07:12It must be from carrying all that chardonnay, yeah?
07:14Yeah, it's carrying my football team.
07:18Oh, really?
07:19Do you play a football then?
07:20No.
07:21No, watch.
07:21Oh, I see.
07:24Right, I'm just going to go back into your legs again, if that's okay.
07:27Yeah, you've only done one.
07:31Oh, she's all the way in.
07:34I'll do so.
07:38How are you doing?
07:39Are you alright?
07:40Yeah, loving it.
07:40Oh, good.
07:42I'm glad.
07:43Let me know if you want to go a bit deeper.
07:48James, do you want to get one of these in a bit?
07:51Oh, you want me to have a go, yeah?
07:52Yeah, it's really nice.
07:53On you, yeah, yeah.
07:54Oh!
07:57This isn't right, but we don't go that way.
08:01Ooh.
08:03Ooh, that'll do short.
08:07Ooh.
08:09That's so nice.
08:11So, do you want me to do you after?
08:15To have no chance.
08:16I think I'm alright, you know.
08:18Yeah, yeah.
08:19Should be.
08:20Ooh, your shirt's going hard.
08:22Ooh!
08:24Oh, yeah, that's it.
08:26It's nice, isn't it?
08:28This calf's a little bit knotty.
08:30It is a bit knotty.
08:33You found it!
08:36I knew it was you.
08:38I knew it was you.
08:41Oh!
08:42Oh, he's got back on it.
08:43Ah!
08:46Ah!
08:47Ah!
08:47Ah!
08:48Ah!
08:49Probably something there.
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