00:00If you can tell Mr. Joe to come back to the phone, because...
00:02No, he's on the way, slash...
00:07I'm calling from Barclays Fraud Prevention Team.
00:11Right.
00:12And I need to speak with you urgently regarding your account.
00:15There has been some suspicious activity on your account,
00:19and we need to move everything into a different account
00:21as soon as possible, please.
00:24All of the money?
00:26Yes.
00:26That won't take long.
00:28Because if it doesn't go now, you will lose all of your money,
00:32and it will be gone forever.
00:34Ever?
00:35That's a long time, isn't it?
00:36Ever.
00:37Okay, can I immediately speak to Mr. Joe, please?
00:40No.
00:40Let's talk about your account.
00:41How much money have you got?
00:43The account funds need to be transferred immediately,
00:45because this is a very serious problem.
00:47It's a serious problem, isn't it?
00:49We need to get this sorted.
00:50So just talk to me, and I'll fix it.
00:52Can you please put Mr. Joe back on the phone, please?
00:55Yeah, one second.
00:56Let me just get Joe.
00:56One second, one second.
00:59Hello?
01:00Hello, Mr. Joe.
01:01Hiya.
01:02I need to speak with you immediately.
01:04This is regarding your account.
01:05I am calling from Barclays Throat Prevention Team,
01:08and there is a suspicious activity on your account.
01:11Have you got my bank details for Barclays?
01:14Yes, I have everything on the system.
01:16That's amazing.
01:16I don't bank with Barclays.
01:18One second.
01:20Hello?
01:21Hello?
01:21You don't bank with Barclays?
01:22Where are you calling from?
01:23Why are you calling us?
01:25You don't bank with Barclays?
01:28If he gives me permission, can I deal with it?
01:31Because Joe, you don't like to talk about money.
01:34I do not believe that you are maybe an adult over 18 years old.
01:39I am.
01:39I need to speak to Mr. Joe, please.
01:41I am.
01:42Joe, we're just going to tell her that I'm allowed to talk to her.
01:46Yeah, I've given permission to Tim here, so he's talking on my behalf.
01:50Right, there you go.
01:51Shall we talk to her?
01:52How much money can we...
01:54Unfortunately, no, I cannot speak with child on the phone.
01:57I'm not a child.
01:58I need to speak to the account owner, because this is a very serious problem, OK?
02:02I'm not a child.
02:03Tell him I'm not a child.
02:04He's not...
02:05Well, I'm just going for a wee, so can you please just talk to Tim?
02:10Excuse me, excuse me, sir.
02:11If you can come back to the phone...
02:12He's going for a wee.
02:13He's going for a wee.
02:14And chances are it's not a wee, but he'll be aged.
02:16So, what can we do?
02:18What can we do?
02:18How do we stop?
02:19How do we stop?
02:20He's taking all of Joe's money.
02:22I'm not having much understanding of wee, but I need to speak to Mr Joe, please, immediately,
02:26because this is very serious.
02:27No, you're not talking to Mr Joe.
02:29I don't want to talk to him.
02:30He's gone for a wee slash...
02:32If you can tell Mr Joe to come back to the phone...
02:34No, he's on a wee slash...
02:36How much are you going to take?
02:38I don't want him to take anything.
02:40I've got, like, 63 p.m.
02:42He's saving up for a Lamborghini.
02:44Meow!
02:45I am very sorry.
02:46I'm not speaking about your account.
02:48I'm speaking about Mr Joe's account.
02:49Yes, give me permission to come on his account.
02:56You're welcome, mate.
02:58You're welcome.
03:00You're welcome, mate.
03:01That's fine.
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