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00:02The day Mike Delfino woke from his coma, Edie Britt was the first to know.
00:12Once she was sure he was responsive, Edie decided to share the good news with others.
00:21Call Britt! Call Britt! My friend just woke up from his coma.
00:25And that is how word began to spread.
00:29Mike's physician, Dr. Craig, was busy with a patient when he first heard the news.
00:34Not long after, he called his Aunt Ida, who was busy knitting a sweater.
00:39She told Lynette Scavo, who was busy watering her lawn.
00:44And she told her husband, Tom, who was busy playing a computer game.
00:48He then emailed his friend Carlos, who was busy plotting strategy with his divorce lawyer.
00:55And Carlos called his soon-to-be ex-wife, Gabrielle, who was busy doing the same with hers.
01:02Yes, word of Mike's miraculous recovery spread quickly throughout Wisteria Lane.
01:08And stopped cold in everyone's busy, busy life.
01:13Everyone, that is.
01:15Except for Susan Meyer, who was busy doing something she would soon wish.
01:21She hadn't.
01:27Edward Sibley was the beloved founder of the town of Fairview.
01:31Prior to that, he was best known as a bootlegger, a womanizer, and a horse thief.
01:40Of course, no one remembers those parts of Edward's past.
01:45Luckily for him, history is designed to be rewritten.
01:50And no one knew this better than Brie Hodge.
01:53So, you're just gonna lie to people?
01:54Oh, I'm not talking about a lie.
01:56Just a polite fiction to explain to everybody where you've been.
01:59I mean, we can't possibly tell them that you've been living on Skid Row sleeping in a cardboard box.
02:03So, why do I have to go to this history fair anyway?
02:06I mean, it's just some dumb school contest. We all know Danielle's not gonna win.
02:09She never wins anything.
02:10Is it weird eating off plates? Because if you were more comfortable, you could just eat straight out of the
02:14garbage.
02:14This is a family event, and we're all gonna enjoy it together.
02:18Now, Danielle, stop sniping and start thinking of an alibi for your brother.
02:21I know. We could say he joined a cult and we had to kidnap and deprogram him.
02:24Well, that would certainly spare the family some embarrassment. Why not throw in a killing spree, too?
02:29Well, here's a thought. We say he was at drama camp.
02:32It reflects Andrew's interest in the performing arts, while giving us a private joke to savor about the drama of
02:38his estrangement.
02:40Uh, yeah. He is always like that.
02:43Uh, guys, why can't we just tell the truth?
02:48Uh, I got out of line, you kicked me out, I lived on the street, and I came back home.
02:54We'll need a name for this drama camp.
02:58We've got ties here, people! Sign in ties! Two for a dollar!
03:04Ooh, do you like those barbells? Make me an offer. I'm feeling generous.
03:10Here's the customer I've been waiting for.
03:14Carlos, I see you got my flyer.
03:16You're having a garage sale featuring menswear and sporting equipment.
03:19I need cash, and you don't expect me to sell my stuff, do you?
03:23Those are my good cufflinks! Those are my CDs!
03:27Oh, my God, this is my baby blanket. My mama knitted this!
03:30And it pains me to sell it.
03:32It's just that my lawyer told me what you're offering for spousal support, and I can't get by on that.
03:36Hey, I am doing the best that I can. I've got a few deals in the pipeline, but I'm not
03:39making near as much as I used to.
03:41So I should be punished.
03:43Attention, shoppers! For the next 20 minutes, free golf club with every purchase!
03:48Gabby, I'm trying to be civil. If you don't knock it off right now, I swear the gloves are coming
03:52off.
03:53Oh, honey, the gloves aren't just off. They're 70% off! Get your cashmere gloves!
04:03Hey, Parker! Where's your uniform? You got your game in an hour.
04:06No, I don't. I quit.
04:09What?
04:09I hate baseball. Daddy said I don't want to play it anymore.
04:13Well, Daddy should have checked with Mommy so she could have a chance to tell him why he's wrong.
04:17Hey, you're playing.
04:20But, Mom, I suck. Everybody says so. It's when they made up a fake position for me.
04:25It is not fake. There is not a team I know that could get along without their backup far-right
04:30fielder.
04:32Okay, come on. Let's go practice.
04:36Alright, let's try it again. Nice and easy. Watch the ball hit the bat. You ready? You can do it.
04:41Here we go.
04:43Okay, Parker. Keep telling you, you gotta keep your eyes open. How are you gonna hit the ball when you're
04:47doing this?
04:48You threw too fast. Throw slower.
04:50If I threw any slower, we would be bowling.
04:54Hey. Hey, what you guys doing?
04:56I'll tell you what we're not doing. Quitting.
04:58Oh, hey, buddy. Did you change your mind?
05:00No.
05:01Lynette, I told him that he didn't have to play anymore.
05:04He's got five more games of the season. He made a commitment. He's gonna see it through.
05:07But, Lynette, he doesn't like it. And if you haven't noticed, he kinda sucks.
05:11Yeah, well, that's not the point. What kind of message are we sending if we let him quit whenever their
05:14going gets rough?
05:15Honey, it is kids' baseball's way to kill three hours before they eat pizza. Why are you being such a
05:19hard-ass?
05:19Well, it's called parenting, Tom. Watch and learn.
05:26Okay, P-dog. This is a curveball.
05:32Ow!
05:34Again, opening the eyes. Can't stress it enough.
05:40Are you sure it's okay if we stay another day?
05:42Well, let's see. What excuse did we use when we had this conversation yesterday?
05:45That we work hard and we deserve to relax.
05:47No, I believe that was last Thursday's rationale.
05:50Fresh air is good for us.
05:51Ah, Tuesday.
05:52Okay, here's one. Julie needs to spend more time bonding with her father.
05:55Brilliant!
05:58If we keep this up, we can stay here until Christmas.
06:02You know, sometimes when you smile like that, it really makes me think that...
06:07What? What were you gonna say?
06:09Well, it makes me think that I could love you.
06:14I don't mean love in the swooning schoolboy sense. You know, fireworks exploding, bells ringing.
06:20To me, it's about this. A mundane task that there's suddenly a joy because of who you're doing it with.
06:26That's love to me. Someone to fluff while you fold. Someone to whisper to at a boring party. Someone to...
06:32Shh! Do you mind? You're kind of drowning out the pills.
06:39So I am.
06:47I think I can feed myself now.
06:49You said that yesterday and I wound up with a cleavage full of pudding.
06:53You heard the therapist. It's gonna be weeks before you're up and running.
06:59I just want to get home. Unpack.
07:02You just let home come to you, okay?
07:05The whole street's dying to see you.
07:07Bree is even baking you a peach pie.
07:11She's a redhead, right?
07:14Right.
07:16Husband's a doctor.
07:18Rex.
07:21Rex is dead.
07:24Really?
07:25When did that happen?
07:27About a year and a half ago.
07:29What?
07:30Yeah.
07:31You were at his funeral.
07:32What are you talking about?
07:33That's not possible.
07:34I just met him right before my accident.
07:39Mike?
07:40What year is it?
07:432004.
07:44Why?
07:48It's called retrograde memory loss.
07:51It's caused by the swelling and frontal lobe damage.
07:53You say he's lost two whole years.
07:56Yeah. Is that unusual?
07:58Patients more typically lose several weeks.
08:03The damage may be more severe than we thought.
08:05But do you think he'll get his memory back?
08:07He might. At least partially.
08:10You could be some assistance with that.
08:12How?
08:13Bring him some personal belongings, photos, letters.
08:17He's gonna need some help to remember what he can't.
08:22Well, I'm sure I could fill in a few blanks.
08:24Well, I'm sure I could fill in a few blanks.
08:36Hey, did I tell you that, uh, Burnham Fox is looking for a new creative director?
08:40PR? What makes you think I want to work for a PR firm?
08:42Easy hours, big paycheck, access to great parties.
08:47Yeah, what was I thinking?
08:48I mean, we agreed that I would chase my dreams.
08:50That ain't it.
08:52Look, I was just making conversation.
08:54Batter up!
08:56Oh, come on!
08:57Come on, Parker! Keep you on the ball!
09:06Truck on!
09:08Hey, people. It's just a kid, okay? Come on.
09:13Truck two!
09:15Hey, hey. That is not helpful.
09:17It only takes one, Parker! Only takes one!
09:20It's not your son's fault.
09:22He's just up against the best pitcher in the league.
09:24Yeah, that guy's a machine. Who is that kid?
09:25Nicky Abbott. He's a neighbor of mine.
09:28The kid's got an arm like a 13-year-old.
09:32Truck three, you're out!
09:36I'm gonna go buy my ice cream.
09:40It's okay, P-Dawg! You're gonna get him the next inning!
09:54So tell me, what else do you know about this Nicky kid?
10:00You short 50 cents.
10:01Please, that's all I got.
10:02Yeah.
10:04Hey, give the kid what he wants.
10:08Thanks.
10:09Hey, aren't you, uh, Parker's Cabo's mom?
10:10That's right.
10:12Come, walk with him.
10:17So, money's a little tight, huh?
10:19A little.
10:20Yeah, I heard your old man's out of work. That's gotta be tough.
10:23Yeah, they, uh, cut my allowance.
10:25No.
10:26Kid's gotta have an allowance.
10:27How else are you gonna buy the things you want, right?
10:30Like that cotton candy.
10:32That's a little piece of heaven, huh?
10:35Hey, I got an idea.
10:37Maybe we could help each other out.
10:39My son's having a little trouble hitting the ball.
10:41Yeah, I saw that.
10:42Yeah.
10:45Ever seen one of these?
11:01Carlos, what are you doing here?
11:03I mean, besides lowering my property value?
11:05I had a little news and I wanted to see your face when I delivered it.
11:08Oh.
11:10I'm tired of fighting.
11:12So, I called my lawyer and told him to give in to your demands for spousal support.
11:16Really?
11:17Mm-hmm.
11:18Wow.
11:19Well, thank you.
11:22Okay, you've seen my face, now you can beat it.
11:25Wait, there's more.
11:27Since I'm gonna be giving you all that money, I have to cut back on some stuff.
11:31Like the rent on my apartment.
11:33But the good news is, according to my lawyer, I'm completely within my rights to do this.
11:44Honey, I'm home.
11:48Wait, you can't stay here!
11:50Now there's the face that I was looking for.
12:03Come on.
12:06Strike one!
12:08Oh, that was kinda slow.
12:10His arm must be getting tired.
12:11Yeah, well, after all those fastballs.
12:15Come on, Parker, you can do it!
12:17I got it!
12:22Strike two!
12:47Strike two!
12:49Strike two!
13:02Strike two!
13:05Strike two!
13:11Strike three!
13:15Mr. Filotti, I cannot thank you enough for getting Danielle interested in history.
13:19She has never worked so hard on a project before.
13:23Wait, don't tell anyone, but she is my favorite student.
13:27Oh, and it's so good to see that Andrew's back.
13:30Where's he been all this time?
13:32Drama camp.
13:33A very prestigious drama camp.
13:51Do I know you?
13:52Yeah, you gave me a ride in your black sedan once.
13:57You know, the one with the reclining seats.
14:01Excuse me.
14:05Isn't that Dr. Keck?
14:06You know him?
14:08Yeah, yeah, we had a drama camp.
14:12Oh, good Lord.
14:13You mean you?
14:14Yeah, I, uh, performed, performed once.
14:18Are you all right?
14:19I'll be all right.
14:21Fine.
14:21Howard Keck?
14:23You sure?
14:24I mean, he's a very respected member of the community.
14:27Yeah, they all were.
14:37What were you and Andrew talking about today at the fair?
14:41Uh, nothing.
14:44I was going to make some cocoa.
14:46Would you like some?
14:46Orson, I saw the two of you whispering right after Dr. Keck ran off.
14:50What happened?
14:57Look, Andrew asked me not to say anything, but I don't want there to be any secrets between us.
15:02So, please don't let him know I told you.
15:04Well, of course not.
15:06What is it?
15:07How to put this?
15:08Uh, when Andrew was on the street, he, uh, he didn't just beg for money.
15:14Uh, times he, uh, times he, well, he did things to earn it.
15:19Oh, good.
15:19I mean, I'd hate to think he had no work ethic at all.
15:22Uh, what I mean is, men hired him, uh, to, uh, do things.
15:30Things he wasn't very proud of.
15:33Yard work?
15:34Trade nut.
15:36Of course, you're scaring me.
15:38Did he do something awful?
15:39No.
15:40No, not awful.
15:41I mean, people do it all the time.
15:43I do it with you.
15:44I just don't pay you for it.
15:48Ah.
15:50I think someone could use a cocoa.
15:57Look, we mustn't judge Andrew.
15:59He was desperate.
16:00I'll never forgive myself.
16:01It's all my fault for pushing him away.
16:03Bree, don't do that to yourself.
16:05The important thing now is that he's home and he's safe.
16:07How does this Dr. Keck fit into all this?
16:09I mean, is he treating Andrew for some awful disease?
16:12Actually, I think he was one of Andrew's clients.
16:15Howard Keck?
16:16That's ridiculous.
16:17He's got a wife and a daughter.
16:18He plays on Tom Scavo's bowling team.
16:21Well, it's clearly not the only team he plays for.
16:24This is a nightmare.
16:25An absolute nightmare.
16:28Please don't cut into that pie.
16:29I made it for Mike.
16:31Mike?
16:32Delfino?
16:33Yes, I left you two messages.
16:34Didn't you check your voicemail?
16:35He woke up from his coma.
16:37Wow.
16:44Who is it?
16:45Is it Charlotte Banning?
16:46I'm not telling who it is.
16:47I'm just asking the question.
16:49If you know a husband has been unfaithful, do you tell the wife?
16:53Absolutely.
16:53If he's cheating, he could bring home a disease.
16:55Okay, that's what I was thinking.
16:56I mean, that's how Bunny Connors got chlamydia.
16:58She told me she got it from wearing someone else's bathing suit.
17:00No, that's how she got crabs.
17:03Poor Bunny.
17:04It's always something.
17:05If it's not to clap, it's a botched face.
17:07Be that as it may, do we all agree that I should tell this man's wife?
17:11I wouldn't.
17:12Women always say they want to know if their husband's cheating, and they always resent
17:15the person who tells them.
17:16So if Tom was cheating, you wouldn't tell me?
17:18No, but I would hire someone to beat the crap out of him.
17:22You're sweet.
17:25Bree, I'm sorry.
17:26I think you've got to follow your heart on this one.
17:28Even if it isn't the easiest thing to do.
17:32Gabby?
17:34Are you and Carlos getting back together?
17:37Why?
17:42Uh, would you excuse me?
17:47What are you doing?
17:48I told you I was having friends over.
17:50I'm thirsty.
17:51This is my kitchen too.
17:53Hey, ladies.
17:55Oh, for God's sake, put some pants on.
17:57I wanted to, but somebody threw my laundry out of the dryer while it was still wet.
18:01Don't act like you didn't deserve that.
18:03What are you talking about?
18:04You peed in my shampoo.
18:05Admit it.
18:06What?
18:06Yeah, the cap was loose.
18:07And I know how your sick mind works.
18:09Oh, really?
18:09Well, in that case, you should know that if I was going to do something like that, I wouldn't
18:12do it to your shampoo.
18:13I would do it to your mouthwash, soup, and decaffeinated coffee.
18:20Ladies.
18:28To answer your question, no, we are not getting back together.
18:43I love this music.
18:45What's it about?
18:47Making love, regret, cigarettes.
18:51Cigarettes?
18:52Well, I assume it's French.
18:53They write what they know.
18:55I'd love to go to France someday.
19:00Would you like to go next month?
19:02Are you serious?
19:03Yeah, I'm going on business.
19:04Come with me.
19:05Oh, Ian.
19:05I just took a week off.
19:07I couldn't possibly justify taking another.
19:09Oh, you'll manage.
19:09We've already proven ourselves masters of the flimsy rationalization.
19:14Well, okay.
19:16You're going to promise me we'll actually leave the hotel room.
19:19It's Paris, dear.
19:21We can pretty much make love anywhere.
19:24I thought you said you didn't get reception up here.
19:26Well, the occasional signal gets through.
19:28Please don't answer.
19:30Oh, Julie, I have to.
19:32Hello, what's up?
19:34Hey, I can't.
19:37Can you say that again?
19:40The signal's really bad.
19:43What?
19:45Oh, my God.
19:46There's something wrong.
19:47Mike woke up.
19:49Um, Julie, when did he...
19:50Julie?
19:51Julie!
19:52Oh, damn it.
19:53Oh, my God.
19:56Oh, my God.
19:57Um, I have to go.
20:01I've got to get out of here.
20:02Yes, of course.
20:05I think that you're sitting on my bra.
20:14What'd the coach say?
20:15What do you think he said?
20:16Parker's off the team.
20:17It's not fair.
20:18It's not his fault.
20:19It doesn't matter, because his mother bribed an eight-year-old pitcher,
20:23who also, by the way, was kicked off of his team.
20:26Not Nikki, too.
20:28What were you thinking?
20:29I was trying to repair my son's shattered self-esteem.
20:34With a 50?
20:35Yeah.
20:36Honey, everything would have been fine if you just let Parker quit.
20:41Well, excuse me for not wanting my son to be a quitter.
20:45Yeah, because I guess having two in the family would be a bit much.
20:49Whoa, where'd that come from?
20:50You say that you support my decision to leave advertising and follow my dream,
20:53but it is obvious to me that you resent it.
20:56That is not true.
20:57Why do you keep dropping all these hints about the job and Burnham Fox, then, huh?
21:00I just figured, since you're taking your time figuring out what your dream even is,
21:04you might want to make a few bucks in the meantime.
21:06I have a dream, too.
21:07It includes keeping this house.
21:09Oh, like, I don't...
21:13Are you fighting?
21:14No.
21:15No.
21:16No.
21:18It was excitement, because we have just decided you don't have to play baseball anymore.
21:22Huh!
21:22Isn't that great?
21:23But I can't stop now.
21:25Huh?
21:25Not when I'm finally getting good.
21:27You were right, Mom.
21:28I just need a little more practice.
21:30Look, Mom, come on.
21:30Let's go practice.
21:31See you outside.
21:35So, what's on the next page of your parenting handbook?
21:41Ian, can you please hurry?
21:42I am hurrying.
21:44You should have been on the road ten minutes ago.
21:46It's not like checking out of a hotel.
21:48There's doors to secure.
21:49I have to turn the gas valve off.
21:50Can't you do that stuff later?
21:51Well, after the place is overrun by raccoons.
21:53Of course, a joke will be on them when it blows up.
21:55Mike is awake.
21:56He's lying there, and he's wondering where I am.
21:58Yes, I get it.
21:58You're in a hurry.
21:59Just please give me a minute.
22:01I bet you'd move faster if Jane were awake.
22:11Ah, here's the picture that you took of me in my bikini at that pool party.
22:15You could have warned me I was showing a little nip.
22:18Oh, Susan Meyer.
22:20Remember her?
22:22Yeah.
22:23She's pretty.
22:25Yeah, she is sort of in this picture.
22:27Is there a date on this thing?
22:29The nurse has said that she visited me a lot.
22:31We were close, huh?
22:33You have just come out of a coma.
22:34Can we not talk about Susan until you start to regain your strength?
22:39Why?
22:41Oh, God.
22:42I hate to be the one telling you this.
22:45Well, if you don't want to...
22:46That tramp treated you like dirt.
22:48She strung you along.
22:49She slept with other guys.
22:51You broke up with her twice.
22:53Why did she keep visiting me when I was out of it?
22:56Well, she's a bit of a stalker.
22:58I was worried that she was going to come in here and disconnect one of the tubes or something.
23:02But don't worry.
23:04She's glommed on to some new guy and she's up in the mountains at his place with him right now.
23:09Wow.
23:10She told the nurses that she really loved me.
23:15That's the one thing about Susan that you must never forget.
23:19She is a liar.
23:31You waiting to see Mike Delfino?
23:33Uh, yes.
23:34I'm a...
23:35I'm a neighbor.
23:36But he already has a visitor, so I'll come back later.
23:39Don't be surprised if he doesn't recognize you.
23:41He's suffered significant memory loss.
23:45Really?
23:48That's too bad.
23:50Sure you don't want to go in?
23:52Miss Britt's here all the time.
23:53She won't mind.
23:54No.
23:54I've waited this long.
23:55I can wait a bit longer.
23:56I can't wait a bit longer.
24:25He won't work.
24:29That's probably because I had the locks changed.
24:32Gabby!
24:33Can't be too safe.
24:34You never know when someone might move in on you when you're not looking.
24:47Hello, 911?
24:48There's an intruder breaking into my home.
24:53Can you tell them to come armed?
24:55I think he's Mexican.
24:58I'm telling you.
24:59I'm her husband.
24:59I bought her this house.
25:00My name is on the deed.
25:02Ma'am, if you're married, it's a matter of public record.
25:04I can find out very quickly.
25:09All right.
25:10But we're going through a very messy divorce, and he moved back in on me.
25:13And everyone knows the wife keeps the house, and the husband gets the crappy apartment.
25:17It's the American way.
25:19Call my lawyer.
25:20This is all totally legal, and she knows it.
25:21She's just trying to get back at me.
25:25I hear that.
25:27You wouldn't believe this stuff my wife pulled when we split.
25:33Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
25:33You can't take sides.
25:35Police officers aren't allowed to take sides.
25:37I pay your salary.
25:39Ted, you see that?
25:41This lady just assaulted me.
25:42Oh, it was a swat.
25:45Ted, does this hurt?
25:50Get your hands off me!
25:53Police brutality!
26:03This is all my fault.
26:05Why punish Parker?
26:06Sorry, Mrs. Scavo.
26:08Rules are rules.
26:09I can't put him back on the team.
26:10Just one more game.
26:11He'll suck.
26:12The other kids will taunt him.
26:14He'll want to quit again.
26:15See, everybody wins.
26:16Wish I could help, but...
26:18Please, you can't bend the rules just once.
26:22Did you know the team could use some new batting helmets?
26:26You're asking for a bribe?
26:28You pretending you're above that?
26:30I've got my checkbook.
26:34Hello, Vera.
26:35I made you some of those shortbread biscuits that you like so much.
26:39Oh, sweet.
26:40Can you stay for some tea?
26:41It's been so long.
26:43We have some catching up to do.
26:44Yes.
26:45Yes, we do.
26:54I know how painful this must be for you.
26:56It isn't easy for me either, considering Andrew's role in it.
27:01And why have you told me this?
27:03Because I thought you'd want to know.
27:06Why?
27:08So you could do something.
27:14Do you think I know nothing about the man I've lived with for 27 years?
27:22I've always assumed Howard had some outlet, a friend tucked away somewhere.
27:27I didn't know.
27:28I didn't care to know.
27:31But thank you for painting so vivid, so indelible, a picture of my husband's activities.
27:37I'm sorry.
27:38I just felt that if it were me, I'd...
27:40You'd want to know.
27:41Yes, absolutely.
27:42Then I owe you an apology.
27:45Because I've been sitting on a little secret about your family.
27:49Oh?
27:49Actually, it's not much of a secret.
27:51My daughter tells me it's common knowledge among the cheerleaders.
27:54What is?
27:56The fact that Danielle is sleeping with her history teacher.
28:02But where are my manners?
28:04I should have brought some biscuits with that.
28:11Better up!
28:15Well, why don't we just the parents of the year?
28:17We're sitting in the stands waiting for our son to fail so we can weasel out about bribery
28:21scandal.
28:22Two bribery scandals.
28:23Gotta count the batting helmets.
28:28Strike one!
28:29Strike!
28:30You know, for what it's worth, I don't think you're a quitter.
28:32Good.
28:34And you don't resent me?
28:36No.
28:38Okay, well, maybe a little.
28:40Why?
28:41You get to chase your dream while I get to spend the rest of my life in advertising.
28:45Strike two!
28:45Maybe I'd like to write a book or, you know, start my own magazine.
28:49And then I think, no, I can't.
28:50I have a family to support.
28:52And I am okay with that.
28:54Most of the time.
28:56You know what?
28:58I've been looking at a job at Burnham Fox.
29:00Don't you dare.
29:01You are going to chase your dream and I am going to support you 99% of the time.
29:07That's all I could really ask for.
29:09Oh!
29:09Oh!
29:11Oh!
29:12Oh!
29:13Oh!
29:14Oh!
29:17How the hell did he do that?
29:21I have to be cheering for him.
29:25Come on.
29:26We were going to quit now.
29:28What are we going to say to him?
29:31Oh!
29:34Oh!
29:36Oh!
29:36Oh!
29:37Oh!
29:37Oh!
29:38Oh!
29:39Oh!
29:39Oh!
29:42Oh!
29:42I don't know, buddy.
29:43It looks like a pretty bad sprain.
29:46Probably going to be out the rest of the season.
29:50Damn.
29:52Hey, but you know what?
29:53That was one heck of a hit.
29:56Sure was.
29:56I posted your mail.
30:17I posted your mail.
30:17I posted your mail.
30:17We can go.
30:23I posted your mail.
30:26You were in there for maybe an hour.
30:28The whole thing is funny, and you know it.
30:33Come on, Gabby.
30:34We've been going at each other for months now.
30:36Can we just stop?
30:38You know as well as I do we're going to end up back together.
30:40Wow!
30:41You are crazy.
30:42No, what's crazy is throwing away the past three years.
30:44I mean, why can't we just say what we really feel for a change?
30:51Fine.
30:52I'll get the ball rolling.
30:53I still love you.
30:55That's too bad, because I don't love you.
30:57Yeah, right.
30:58I don't.
31:00And I haven't for a very long time.
31:04That's a lie.
31:05You're just saying that to hurt me.
31:06No.
31:07If I wanted to hurt you, I would tell you about last weekend.
31:10When I slept with John Rowland.
31:20Carlos, what are you doing?
31:23Carlos!
31:27Carlos!
31:28I can't believe you.
31:29No, you're in the middle of the middle of the air.
31:31Ah!
31:33You're in the middle of the air.
31:56Daniel.
31:56Daniel, he is your history teacher, and he is 35 years old.
32:00Robert says age is just a number.
32:02Don't you dare leave this house.
32:03You can't break us up.
32:04I love him, and he loves me.
32:16Come on, Mom.
32:18I am so tired of feeling like the worst mother who ever lived.
32:23You're not.
32:24There's Grandma.
32:30I've tried so hard to set a good example.
32:32I've done the best I could to teach you kids right from wrong.
32:35Why isn't it taking?
32:38It took.
32:39I mean, we know the difference between right and wrong.
32:41We just chose wrong.
32:44Why?
32:46Sometimes when you push a kid really hard to go one way, the other way starts to look more entertaining.
32:51You're awful.
32:53I know.
32:54I blame Shoddy parenting.
33:00Oh.
33:01You know, we never discussed what it was like for you while you were away.
33:06Just want you to know if you ever want to talk about it.
33:10There's nothing you can't tell me.
33:13Oh.
33:15Thanks.
33:18All right now.
33:20Okay?
33:29I'll pick up your dad for you.
33:32Not my fault you weren't there.
33:34What?
33:35It's not.
33:37I know what you're feeling.
33:38How could you possibly know what I was feeling?
33:40For six months, I have prayed every day for that man to wake up, and you made me give up
33:44on him.
33:44I did not make you.
33:45Okay, not on purpose, but you did.
33:47You were sweet and charming and English,
33:48and that's why when my prayers were answered, I was 100 miles away naked in someone else's arms.
33:53This should never have happened.
33:54You can say what you want about this.
33:56Say that you feel guilty.
33:57Say that it was bad timing.
33:58But don't you say that this should never have happened.
34:04Because you're the best thing that's happened to me in years.
34:11You know, I'm sorry.
34:14I know how you feel.
34:17It's Mike.
34:19It's my Mike.
34:25It's my family.
34:26Then you should go.
34:50Oh my God, you are awake.
34:54Hi, Susan.
34:56Oh God, it's so wonderful to hear your voice again.
35:01You say you've been here a lot.
35:02Yes. Yes, I have almost every day.
35:06I can tell you how much I'm kicking myself for not being here when you woke up.
35:10Where were you?
35:14I was in the country.
35:17But I'm back now.
35:20Okay.
35:24Something wrong? You don't seem happy to see me.
35:30To be honest, I don't remember you.
35:35What?
35:36I remember moving to Fairview, meeting people.
35:40After that, nothing.
35:42The doctors say it's the head trauma.
35:46Oh, but you're going to be all right.
35:50I'm going to help you remember.
35:52If you don't mind, I'm kind of tired now.
35:55Oh.
35:57Okay.
36:02Right, you sleep.
36:05I'll come back tomorrow.
36:08I'd rather you didn't.
36:13Well, I've got therapy.
36:16Maybe next week.
36:24Okay.
37:01We all have our reasons for rewriting history.
37:07Sometimes we need to provide ourselves alibis.
37:10Drama campus is awesome.
37:12We're talking zero supervision.
37:15Sometimes we want to hurt someone who has hurt us.
37:18You can tell Carlos that he can have the photo album.
37:21She says that they hold no Southern Middle Valley for her.
37:25And then there are times we just want to spare ourselves embarrassment.
37:30I don't know how these rumors get started.
37:31No, Parker only quit the team because he hurt his ankle.
37:37Of course, there are some who feel that to rewrite history is just another way to lie.
37:43And poor Howard has to work late again tonight.
37:46Of course, he does it all for the family.
37:51But what is history anyway?
37:54You say I dated Susan for a long time.
37:58Do you think I was in love with her?
37:59But a set of lies agreed upon.
38:04I don't.
38:06I really, really don't.
38:09Do you think I was in love with her?
38:12Do you think I was in love with her?
38:14Do you think I was in love with her?
38:14Do you think I was in love with her?