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Transcript
00:00:49Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi.
00:00:54I'm X-Ray Cat. I've got superpowers.
00:00:57I can see through wooden doors with my X-Ray vision.
00:01:01Wooden doors. I can see the criminal on the other side.
00:01:04He can't see me and he's committing crime.
00:01:07I come along and say, I can see you.
00:01:09He says, you can't see me.
00:01:10I say, yes, I can.
00:01:12With my X-Ray.
00:01:15X-Ray Cat.
00:01:18You can't get me. You can't get me.
00:01:20Yes, I can. Yes, I can.
00:01:24You can't see the bananas.
00:01:27I know a banana.
00:01:28Fly for jobs, telephone repairman.
00:01:31Guy came and said, you want a job here?
00:01:34And he said, yeah, I want to get jobs, telephone repairman.
00:01:36I said, you got the job.
00:01:37You got the job, buddy.
00:01:40Then the beavers came.
00:01:42The beaver started yelling another beaver.
00:01:45The beaver started yelling at the other beaver.
00:01:48He said, you're a stupid beaver.
00:01:51You're stupid.
00:01:53You're stupid.
00:01:54You're stupid.
00:02:14My guard, good luck.
00:02:22My guard, good luck.
00:02:32Hey!
00:02:34Shut up, let's get it, boy!
00:02:37Two men in front of us, all I want you.
00:02:40I need me because you're too clear.
00:02:43And I can see there's nothing wrong with you.
00:02:46And what do you expect me to do?
00:02:49I decide that I know what I want to be.
00:02:52Look on to me.
00:02:55You've got your body, you're suspension.
00:03:01Problem, problem, problem, problem.
00:03:09The problem is you.
00:03:33Problem, problem, problem, problem.
00:03:45Gordy, honey, I'm so sad you're leaving me.
00:03:50Why are you moving to Los Angeles to work in a cheese factory?
00:03:53I'm not going to Hollywood just to work in a cheese sandwich factory.
00:03:55I'm going to Hollywood to shop my drawings.
00:03:57I'm going to be a famous animator like Charles Schultz.
00:03:59You're going to be fine.
00:04:00No, I'm going to be like Charles Schultz.
00:04:02That's my boy, confidence.
00:04:04You're a big man now.
00:04:05You got a job, a goddamn real job, Gord.
00:04:09And you finally gave up on those stupid doodlers.
00:04:12They're not stupid.
00:04:13They're not stupid.
00:04:14Whatever, son.
00:04:15At least you're getting out of daddy's basement.
00:04:17He has a very nice job.
00:04:20Look at our little baby boys, all grown up.
00:04:23You come here.
00:04:23Mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom.
00:04:27Stop it, stop it, stop it.
00:04:28Mom, I'm a 28-year-old man.
00:04:29I'm a 28-year-old man.
00:04:3128-year-old man.
00:04:33Yeah, I'm a 28-year-old man.
00:04:35My bus is about to leave, so I'm going to get on it.
00:04:39And I'm going to leave on it.
00:04:42Son, wait.
00:04:43What?
00:04:44You're not taking that bus to Los Angeles.
00:04:49You bought me a ticket on this bus to Los Angeles.
00:04:52That's not all he bought you.
00:05:04There.
00:05:05It's yours.
00:05:06Hop in.
00:05:07Come on, you're driving.
00:05:09It's a LeBaron.
00:05:11You bet your boots it's a LeBaron.
00:05:14Good car.
00:05:15Convertible.
00:05:17Jeez, a convertible.
00:05:20Look, it says number one son on the license plate.
00:05:22That's me.
00:05:23I'm the number one son.
00:05:25What about me, mom?
00:05:27Well, you're number one son, too.
00:05:29Well, how come Gord gets a LeBaron and I don't?
00:05:32It's because they love me more than they love you.
00:05:34No, no, no, they don't.
00:05:35Yeah, I only see one LeBaron, Freddy.
00:05:38I only see one.
00:05:38I don't see two LeBarons.
00:05:40Gordy.
00:05:40Gordy.
00:05:40Gordy.
00:05:42Gordy.
00:05:42Knock it all.
00:05:43Where's your LeBaron, Freddy?
00:05:44Where's your LeBaron?
00:05:45Boys.
00:05:46Boys.
00:05:46How many LeBarons?
00:05:47Are there two LeBarons?
00:05:48Shut up!
00:05:49Hey, Gord.
00:05:51This car is more than a gift.
00:05:54It's kind of an investment in you.
00:05:58It means I believe in my son.
00:06:01You'll be a good man.
00:06:03Father, I will be a good man.
00:06:07You make your daddy proud.
00:06:09You hear me?
00:06:11I'm going to make you proud, Daddy.
00:06:13I'm going to make you so proud.
00:06:17You make your daddy proud.
00:06:20You're going to be so proud?
00:06:22Proud?
00:06:25Proud.
00:06:30Get the fuck out of the lane!
00:06:36Well?
00:06:39The boy's grown up.
00:06:43He's finally gone.
00:06:59Here in my car, I feel safest of all.
00:07:03I can lock on my doors.
00:07:05It's the only way to live in cars.
00:07:12It's the only way to live in cars.
00:07:14It's the only way to live in cars.
00:07:17What are you doing to that horse?
00:07:19This is a stud farm, boy.
00:07:21I want to try the horsey.
00:07:22Hey, don't cry.
00:07:23I want to try the horsey.
00:07:24You can't.
00:07:24Come over here.
00:07:26Oh, this is fun.
00:07:28Look at me, Daddy.
00:07:28I'm a farmer.
00:07:30Oh, this is fun.
00:07:31Look at me, Daddy.
00:07:32I'm a farmer.
00:07:34I'm a farmer, Daddy.
00:07:35Oh, I want to be a farmer.
00:07:39I'm a farmer.
00:07:44I'm really proud of that kid.
00:07:45Yeah, I think he's all grown up.
00:07:54Whether I'm right or whether I'm wrong.
00:08:01Whether I find a place in this world or never belong.
00:08:09I gotta be me.
00:08:13I gotta be me.
00:08:16What else can I be but what I am?
00:08:25I want to live, but not merely survive.
00:08:32And I won't give up the stream of life that keeps me alive.
00:08:39I gotta be me.
00:08:44I gotta be me.
00:08:48Daring to try to do it or die.
00:08:51Daring to try to do it or die.
00:08:52I gotta be me.
00:08:55I gotta be free.
00:08:58I'm sexy.
00:08:59I'm a sexy boy.
00:09:00Ding dong, ding dong, ding dong, ding dong, ding dong, ding dong, ding dong, ding dong, ding dong.
00:09:14That's one character, back at 45 seconds.
00:09:16Hey, are you guys leaving?
00:09:23I'm smoking too good, I can't guarantee you.
00:09:27Oh, can I help you?
00:09:29Excuse me.
00:09:31Can I help you?
00:09:32Excuse me.
00:09:33Oh, it's okay, I'm here with the bag.
00:09:34The bag?
00:09:35The bag for the eels.
00:09:37What?
00:09:37For the badger, for the badger.
00:09:39What?
00:09:40It's for the shanshi.
00:09:40What?
00:09:41It's for the shanshi right there.
00:09:42It's for the shanshi.
00:09:43Hey, hey.
00:09:44It's okay.
00:09:45What are you talking about?
00:09:46Are you here for delivery?
00:09:47Japan for.
00:09:48Japan for.
00:09:48Shanshi?
00:09:49What?
00:09:52Japan for.
00:09:56I've got the package you guys ordered.
00:09:59Wait, wait, wait.
00:10:00Who's it for?
00:10:01It's smudged.
00:10:02I can really only make out boss.
00:10:04You mean Mr. Davidson?
00:10:05Uh, Peter Davidson.
00:10:08Dave.
00:10:09Dave Davidson.
00:10:09Yeah, Dave Davidson.
00:10:10Yeah.
00:10:10Oh, see, that part was really smudged.
00:10:12Okay.
00:10:12Uh, you said Dave Davidson, okay, and then it triggered him in my brain.
00:10:15Before, I didn't see it, but then you said it, it triggered him in my brain.
00:10:17You know how that happened?
00:10:18So, he's the head guy?
00:10:19Yes.
00:10:19You mean, if you wanted to get a TV show based upon your animations, then he's the guy that
00:10:23you would talk to?
00:10:24Yes.
00:10:25Okay.
00:10:25And he has, uh, brown hair?
00:10:27Blonde.
00:10:27Blonde hair.
00:10:29Blonde hair!
00:10:29I'm looking for someone who's blonde.
00:10:31I'm looking for blonde hair.
00:10:32Are you blonde?
00:10:33Are you blonde?
00:10:34You're blonde?
00:10:35He's at lunch.
00:10:36So, I'll take the package.
00:10:39He's at lunch.
00:10:40Mm-hmm.
00:10:41His wife is dead.
00:10:44What?
00:10:46Linda?
00:10:47Yeah, yeah, yeah, Linda, she's dead.
00:10:48Oh, my God.
00:10:49She's dead, so I should tell him.
00:10:50Probably best that I tell him, because...
00:10:52Who are you?
00:10:55I'm Quincy.
00:10:56I'm with the coroner's office.
00:10:58I'm like a police officer.
00:10:59I'm like a police officer, so I should see Mr. Davidson, because I'm a police officer.
00:11:02Okay.
00:11:06He'll be at that restaurant.
00:11:08Oh, he'll be devastated.
00:11:11Okay.
00:11:14God, he loved Linda.
00:11:17Okay.
00:11:20He did love Linda.
00:11:21I know.
00:11:23You know, I think it's wonderful when two people love one another, and even though there's
00:11:27always a chance that one of those two people will die a gruesome, horrible death, that doesn't
00:11:32make me fear love.
00:11:33I'm not afraid of love.
00:11:36Could I be your boyfriend?
00:11:38I love you.
00:11:40Get out of here.
00:11:42No, no, no, no.
00:11:43I'm just thinking...
00:11:44A woman is dead.
00:11:45Linda is dead.
00:11:47I thought we could grieve together over the dead, Linda.
00:11:49Over the dead woman.
00:11:50Over the woman.
00:11:50Over the woman.
00:11:51Fuck off!
00:11:52You're a skinny loser!
00:11:55Someone call security!
00:11:56Don't call them!
00:11:57Shit!
00:12:00Security!
00:12:01Don't call them.
00:12:02Okay.
00:12:02I gotta go.
00:12:05Listen, you tell Hannah Barbaro to go fuck themselves, okay?
00:12:08I got 12 Korean teenagers in a tiger cage that can draw a fucking dog wearing a cape.
00:12:13Okay, I'm looking for a Mr. Dave Davidson.
00:12:15Are you Dave Davidson?
00:12:16No.
00:12:17Okay.
00:12:17Are you David Davidson?
00:12:18My name's Peter.
00:12:19David Davidson.
00:12:19I'm looking for a David Davidson.
00:12:20David Davidson.
00:12:21I'm a woman.
00:12:22Okay, did I ask what sex you were?
00:12:23No.
00:12:24Okay, did I ask if you were David Davidson?
00:12:26My name is Cheryl.
00:12:28Uh, I'm Dave Davidson.
00:12:29Is there a problem?
00:12:30Mr. Davidson?
00:12:30Yes, I am.
00:12:31Really?
00:12:31Yeah, yeah, officer.
00:12:32Really.
00:12:32Is there a problem here?
00:12:33I'm not really a cop.
00:12:36My name's Gord, and I want to meet you to show you my drawings.
00:12:39Your drawings?
00:12:40Yeah.
00:12:41Are you kidding?
00:12:42Mr. Davidson, I'm an animator.
00:12:44I've got this show idea I want to pitch to you.
00:12:46It's a cartoon.
00:12:46Okay, it's about this cat.
00:12:47He's got these superpowers that can see through wooden doors, okay?
00:12:50It's crazy.
00:12:50He solves crimes.
00:12:51He can fly.
00:12:52Okay?
00:12:52My friends and I, we all think it's hilarious, okay?
00:12:54It's crazy.
00:12:54No, we can fly like this.
00:12:55He can fly like this.
00:12:56It's crazy.
00:12:58All right, well, listen.
00:12:58I'm glad your friends enjoy it, okay?
00:13:00Tell me something.
00:13:01What do you want?
00:13:02Okay, I want you to help me make it into a TV show.
00:13:06Okay, so let me get this right.
00:13:07You want to just barge into a restaurant,
00:13:08dress like a fucking English Bobby,
00:13:10and expect someone to give you a TV show?
00:13:12Uh, I don't know.
00:13:15Yeah?
00:13:16Do me a favor.
00:13:17Leave me alone.
00:13:18Please, please, please.
00:13:19Yes, sir.
00:13:19Please, just look at my drawings.
00:13:20Okay.
00:13:21Yeah, okay.
00:13:21All right, fine, fine.
00:13:23Okay, look.
00:13:23Okay, it's X-Ray Cat.
00:13:25Okay, except instead of being able to see through everything,
00:13:27he can only see through wood.
00:13:29So if there's something going on on the other side,
00:13:31it's a wooden door, okay?
00:13:32See the criminal?
00:13:33I see the criminal.
00:13:34I see the door.
00:13:34Okay, see through the door, see the criminal,
00:13:36and save the day.
00:13:37He saves the day, okay?
00:13:38Much to the dismay of the police,
00:13:39to the dismay of the mayor,
00:13:40because you know, the police and the mayor,
00:13:41they always hate it when people take the law
00:13:42into their own hands in these situations.
00:13:43Like a Batman, like the Guardian Angels.
00:13:45What's that called again?
00:13:46Like a vigilante.
00:13:47Like a vigilante.
00:13:47Right.
00:13:48Like a vigilante.
00:13:49He's like a vigilante cat.
00:13:56It's a cat who's a vigilante.
00:13:58It's a cat who is a vigilante.
00:14:00I got that, Gordon, okay?
00:14:01Listen, the drawings are pretty good,
00:14:03but it doesn't make any sense, okay?
00:14:05It's fucking stupid, okay?
00:14:07What you need here is elevation, okay?
00:14:10There actually has to be something that happens
00:14:12that's actually funny.
00:14:13What the fuck is happening here?
00:14:15Okay, that's a banana.
00:14:16I see the banana, Gord.
00:14:17With the string attached to it.
00:14:19I see the string.
00:14:19With a bag of eyes on the other end,
00:14:21with a baboon eyes,
00:14:23with a sauce,
00:14:28dripping.
00:14:29Dripping sauce and a baboon.
00:14:34See what I mean?
00:14:35It doesn't make any sense, Gord.
00:14:38It sucks.
00:14:39The drawings are pretty good,
00:14:40but the characters are lame, okay?
00:14:42God, the characters are lame.
00:14:43I'm a loser.
00:14:44I wish I was dead.
00:14:45Gord, listen, wait, wait, wait.
00:14:47Listen, listen, listen, listen, listen.
00:14:48I'm trying to give you a piece of advice.
00:14:50Will you stop?
00:14:50I'm trying to give you a piece of advice.
00:14:52You've got to figure these animals out.
00:14:53You've got to figure them out.
00:14:55You've got to get inside the animals, okay?
00:14:59Figure them out.
00:15:00Okay, I get inside.
00:15:01Will you take that out of your mouth?
00:15:02I can't understand what the hell you're saying.
00:15:03I've got to get inside the animals?
00:15:05Get inside the animals.
00:15:08You mean I shouldn't blow the brains out of the back of my skull?
00:15:10No, no.
00:15:11You shouldn't blow the brains out of the back of your skull, okay?
00:15:13Now, look, you want to play in the big leagues?
00:15:15You've got to work on this 24 hours a day, son.
00:15:16You've got to give it weeks and weeks and weeks and months and months and months and years.
00:15:18And years.
00:15:19And then, if it doesn't work out, Gord, then blow your fucking brains out of it.
00:15:24But, sir, I can't work on this all day.
00:15:25I've got a job at the cheese sandwich factory.
00:15:28Cheese sandwich factory?
00:15:29Oh, that's really funny, Gord.
00:15:31No, that's true.
00:15:32I've got to make the cheese sandwiches.
00:15:34I've got rent and...
00:15:35Gord, if you really want to be an animator, maybe you should quit the shitty cheese job.
00:15:39You know what I mean?
00:15:40Think about it, all right?
00:15:59Gord, if you really want to be an animator, get inside the animals.
00:16:07Get inside the animals.
00:16:32I'd like to build the world up.
00:16:47I'd like to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony.
00:16:54I'd like to hold it in my arms.
00:17:13Oh, shit.
00:17:23I wasn't expecting that to happen.
00:17:44We're a happy family.
00:17:45We're a happy family.
00:17:47We're a happy family.
00:17:49We're a happy family.
00:18:19Hello?
00:18:21Listen, Cordy's gonna be a little upset about being back home, so just be nice.
00:18:25I'm home.
00:18:31Cordy, why don't you sit at the table? We're having roast beef.
00:18:35Don't you guys always have roast beef?
00:18:37Oh, boo-hoo, little old Fanta Roy's tummy hurts because there's too much roast beef in it.
00:18:43This is boring.
00:18:45I'm eating a chicken sandwich.
00:18:47No, you're not.
00:18:48Holy shit, this is crazy. I'm a 28-year-old man. I should be able to eat a chicken sandwich
00:18:52if I want.
00:18:53He's 28 years old, and he can eat a chicken sandwich. Very impressive.
00:18:57Mike Fitzgibbon's son is a nuclear physicist, and my son can eat a chicken!
00:19:04Jim, no!
00:19:07You can either eat that goddamn roast beef, or you can go to bed.
00:19:17Good.
00:19:20Shh, Cordy!
00:19:21Guard! Don't hammer him so loud!
00:19:23Jeez, it's late. You're gonna wake up your parents.
00:19:27You're right. I should probably use the electric nail gun.
00:19:30Yeah.
00:19:32Shh, Cordy!
00:19:35What?
00:19:35Oh, boy!
00:19:38Would you two faggots stop making so fucking much noise? We're sleeping!
00:19:47Goddammit!
00:19:48Three and one!
00:19:50Stop the fucking hammering!
00:19:52I got a kid over here, okay?
00:19:54Gord, you guys almost done over there?
00:19:56Yeah, nearly, Mr. Malloy.
00:19:58Hey, Gord?
00:19:59Can I play you on your ramp tomorrow?
00:20:02Sure, Andy. Anytime.
00:20:13Your dad got, like, bowel problems?
00:20:17Let's skate this thing.
00:20:19Don't you think it's kinda dark, Gord?
00:20:22You gotta work tomorrow, you know?
00:20:23You mean to say we've been working on this thing for years,
00:20:26we're finished now, and you're not gonna try it out
00:20:27and enjoy the fruits of your labor?
00:20:30I don't have the right shoes on.
00:20:32They're slippery and they got no sole.
00:20:37Just enjoy the fruits here.
00:20:39Don't say the fruits.
00:20:45Okay.
00:21:00You think that's funny?
00:21:02I gotta work in the morning and get the hell out of my body.
00:21:05What the fuck?
00:21:06He hurt his leg.
00:21:07Why don't you let me scream it out here like a banshee?
00:21:13Oh, my God.
00:21:15Oh, my God.
00:21:15Get him a job.
00:21:17I mean, get him an ambulance.
00:21:19You got a job.
00:21:19He's got a job.
00:21:20Oh.
00:21:20Oh, my God.
00:21:23No way.
00:21:24Yeah, yeah.
00:21:25Tear going a large number, isn't it?
00:21:27You, too, come on.
00:21:28Yeah, that green turns red.
00:21:32Yeah, the gold turns red.
00:21:32All right.
00:21:32Hey, Ian, Dr. Fender.
00:21:34Two or three.
00:21:35Oh, Pat, can you check in the mantras?
00:21:36Hi, uh, I'm looking for my friend Darren.
00:21:38Sh jacket.
00:21:39Okay.
00:21:40Wow, that's a...
00:21:42Oh, that's a neat trick you do that.
00:21:44Uh, oh, yes.
00:21:44Yeah, my record's seven in a row.
00:21:47Oh!
00:21:47Oh!
00:21:51Wow.
00:21:52Yeah.
00:21:53The hospital's always this fun?
00:21:54No, sometimes, sometimes people, um,
00:21:56sometimes people here die of cancer.
00:22:00Cancer?
00:22:01Yeah.
00:22:03Hi, I'm Gord.
00:22:04Hi, I'm Betty.
00:22:06Um, that creamer game's fun.
00:22:10Yeah, I know.
00:22:11Yeah, it's, um, it's my hobby.
00:22:13Yeah, my passion really is...
00:22:15Creamers?
00:22:15Just experiment.
00:22:16No.
00:22:17No.
00:22:17Not just the creamers.
00:22:19Um, physics.
00:22:20Flight, actually.
00:22:21It's, uh, I'm kind of a, um, a rocket scientist.
00:22:24To tell the truth, yeah.
00:22:28Well, okay, amateur.
00:22:29Amateur rocket scientist.
00:22:32Still pretty crazy.
00:22:33Yeah, yeah.
00:22:34I know.
00:22:36What do you do?
00:22:38Me, uh...
00:22:41Investments.
00:22:42I do investments.
00:22:43Uh, consulting in the business, uh, business.
00:22:48Um, analyzing, uh, stocks.
00:22:50Yeah.
00:22:51Uh, Nasdaq, uh, Dow Jones, Wall Street Journal, uh, New York City, CNN.
00:22:58Oh, wow.
00:22:59You must be rich.
00:23:01Uh...
00:23:02Yeah.
00:23:02You know, they have creamers in places other than hospitals.
00:23:05And I thought maybe, if this is forward, you'd just tell me.
00:23:09But I thought maybe we could go to one of those places, like a restaurant or something.
00:23:12We could flip them together there sometime, uh, uh...
00:23:17That'd be fun.
00:23:18Okay.
00:23:19Here's my number.
00:23:20Okay.
00:23:21Call me.
00:23:24Oh.
00:23:25Gotta run.
00:23:25I'll talk to you soon.
00:23:26Call me, Gord.
00:23:28Bye.
00:23:28Bye.
00:23:29You were chewing with me, lucky, lucky me.
00:23:32I wish I were you, ever wonder why.
00:23:35Weren't I satisfied?
00:23:37Times you wanna cry, but there's something stopping you.
00:23:42Stopping you.
00:23:45Stopping you.
00:23:48Stopping you.
00:23:48Have you seen that girl outside there, the doctor?
00:23:51No, I haven't exactly been able to get up and wander around, Gord.
00:23:54Okay.
00:23:54Well, it's weird, because I asked her out on a date, and, uh, she said yes.
00:23:58Yeah, that is weird.
00:24:00Excuse me.
00:24:01Could you keep it down?
00:24:02This is a hospital room, and I'm pregnant.
00:24:04Oh, I'm sorry, ma'am.
00:24:05I didn't realize that you were pregnant.
00:24:08Uh, so anyway, that girl when I asked her out on a date, see, um, I thought she could walk.
00:24:13What do you say?
00:24:13She's handicapped.
00:24:14Is that what you mean?
00:24:15She's in a wheelchair.
00:24:19Could you please, please just shut the fuck up?
00:24:22I am fucking pregnant!
00:24:26So, what are you saying here?
00:24:28You hate people in wheelchairs?
00:24:30No, I don't hate people in wheelchairs.
00:24:31No, no, I think it's crystal clear what you're saying.
00:24:33You hate the handicapped, right?
00:24:34I don't hate the handicapped.
00:24:35I mean, you're handicapped.
00:24:36I don't hate you.
00:24:37See?
00:24:38Ah!
00:24:39You're handicapped!
00:24:40You're handicapped!
00:24:42Ah, you bastard!
00:24:43My baby's coming!
00:24:44My baby is coming!
00:24:45Oh, no!
00:24:46Oh, no!
00:24:48Oh, no, no, no!
00:24:48You've got any trouble!
00:24:49You've got any trouble!
00:24:49That's all he has to do!
00:24:51You've got to be remembered!
00:24:54Oh, my baby is coming!
00:24:57Oh, no.
00:24:57Ow!
00:24:57Oh, no, no, no!
00:25:00Oh, oh!
00:25:01You've got any trouble now!
00:25:05My baby is coming!
00:25:06My baby is coming!
00:25:07Call the doctor, you fucking asshole!
00:25:09Oh, it's OK!
00:25:10I'm a doctor!
00:25:10No!
00:25:11No!
00:25:11No!
00:25:11Get me a real doctor!
00:25:13Get me a real doctor!
00:25:14I am a real doctor!
00:25:17Get away from me!
00:25:22Here, spread your legs for me, okay?
00:25:25No! No! No!
00:25:26What are you doing? What are you doing?
00:25:31I see the problem here.
00:25:32There seems to be a little baby inside your body.
00:25:38Here, give me your hand, little fellow.
00:25:40Give me your hand, little fellow.
00:25:42Here, little fellow.
00:25:44Oh, God!
00:25:45I got it! I got it! I got it!
00:25:48I got it! I got it! I got it! I got it!
00:25:50I got it! I got it!
00:26:02What a bad cord!
00:26:04Oh, you gotta cut the cord! You gotta cut the cord!
00:26:09She's gonna have to do everything?
00:26:10Oh, no!
00:26:13Oh, no!
00:26:14Help me!
00:26:15Help me!
00:26:19Oh!
00:26:21Why isn't it crying?
00:26:24Uh...
00:26:25It's sleeping.
00:26:26Give me my baby!
00:26:28Wake up your baby!
00:26:29Wake up your baby!
00:26:31Guys!
00:26:32Wake!
00:26:32Don't do that!
00:26:34Don't do that!
00:26:35Don't do that!
00:26:36Yes, yes, yes!
00:26:36Don't do that!
00:26:38The baby's crying!
00:26:39The baby's crying!
00:26:40Come on, come on, come on.
00:26:58I saved the day.
00:27:10I saved the day.
00:27:24Don't ever come back, ever.
00:27:26Look, I saved the day.
00:27:27You did not save the day.
00:27:28What's going on, Gord?
00:27:30I saved the day.
00:27:30Don't touch my shoulder, okay?
00:27:32I saved the day.
00:27:34Seems like they got a problem with heroes around here or something.
00:27:37I saved the day, Betty.
00:27:39I'll plug it tonight.
00:27:41All right, guys, I'll have it right here in front of you.
00:27:50Hey, come on in.
00:27:52Just got four in a row.
00:27:54What?
00:27:56Kramer's.
00:27:56Four Kramer flips in a row.
00:27:58Here, come watch.
00:27:59Oh, cool.
00:28:00Yeah.
00:28:02Woo, got another one.
00:28:05Yeah.
00:28:06No way.
00:28:06Are those actually rockets?
00:28:07Uh-huh.
00:28:08Yeah, I'm designing my own rocket-powered wheelchair.
00:28:11Really?
00:28:12That's incredible.
00:28:13Does it work?
00:28:14No.
00:28:15No, I haven't been able to quite figure it out yet.
00:28:19Don't you feel like a stupid dummy?
00:28:22Excuse me?
00:28:23No, I mean, you tried to make the rocket wheelchair work, but it doesn't work.
00:28:26That must make you feel like a stupid dummy, right?
00:28:29No.
00:28:30Well, I didn't expect to master the intricacies of rocketry on my first attempt.
00:28:34It's a process, you know?
00:28:36You just have to learn from your mistakes.
00:28:39Hmm.
00:28:39I never thought of it like that.
00:28:41Yeah.
00:28:42Besides, they don't want to be working out at the hospital because of the politics.
00:28:45They don't think handicap people should be allowed to go that fast.
00:28:47But I think it's bullshit.
00:28:49I like going fast.
00:28:50And I like rockets.
00:28:51Because they're hot and hard and long.
00:29:02Actually, I thought we could kind of go to a movie or something.
00:29:07Hi.
00:29:09How are you?
00:29:11It'd be a lot better if you'd smack my legs with this bamboo.
00:29:16Um.
00:29:18What?
00:29:20Just whack it against my stands as hard as you can, okay?
00:29:24Uh, I guess.
00:29:26Um.
00:29:29How's that?
00:29:31Oh.
00:29:32Come on, Gordy.
00:29:33You can do better than that.
00:29:35What are you, a little puss?
00:29:37A puss?
00:29:38A pussy.
00:29:39Come on.
00:29:40Come on, pussy.
00:29:41You can do better than that.
00:29:42Pussy?
00:29:42I don't know.
00:29:43Oh.
00:29:44How's that?
00:29:45Come on, pussy, pussy.
00:29:46I don't know.
00:29:47Don't be shy, little pussy.
00:29:50Oh, yeah.
00:29:51Oh, yeah.
00:29:52Oh, come on.
00:29:54I want to see that, please.
00:29:57Oh, yeah.
00:29:59Oh, yeah.
00:30:02Come on.
00:30:04Oh, yeah.
00:30:04Oh, yeah.
00:30:05Come on.
00:30:11Oh, yeah.
00:30:12Oh, my God.
00:30:16What the f***?
00:30:18Oh.
00:30:19Not my face.
00:30:20It's not my face, it's paralyzed, you fuck!
00:30:27Sorry, I...
00:30:31I've never really caned anyone before.
00:30:36It's okay.
00:30:39It's your turn now.
00:30:41Would you make me on the move tonight?
00:30:44I'm gonna do it too hard, though.
00:30:47I've got sensitive knees.
00:30:50Oh, I'm not gonna whack your legs with a bamboo gourd.
00:30:56I'm gonna give you a blowjob.
00:31:00Betty, it's only our first date. Don't you think we should go do some romantic stuff first?
00:31:04No.
00:31:05Maybe take a walk in the park or something like that?
00:31:06I can't walk!
00:31:07Maybe I could take you out for a roll.
00:31:10I'd rather stay here and suck!
00:31:14The thing is...
00:31:18Come here, go!
00:31:30Um...
00:31:31Um...
00:31:33That's my umbilical cord.
00:31:37Uh, didn't you ever have that, uh, removed?
00:31:41Um, it's taped.
00:31:43It's just for fun.
00:31:45I taped it there for fun.
00:31:49Uh...
00:31:51Okay, I can walk around it.
00:31:54Wait, wait, wait.
00:31:55Woo!
00:31:57Oh, come on.
00:31:58Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:32:02Okay.
00:32:04Woo!
00:32:06Woo!
00:32:08Woo!
00:32:20Hello, Father.
00:32:22Hey, Freddy!
00:32:24How are you, son?
00:32:25Well, you know, I'm, uh, I'm working hard.
00:32:28Just like you taught me.
00:32:29You moving back home, Freddy?
00:32:30What?
00:32:31No, no, no.
00:32:32No way, Mother.
00:32:34I'm, I'm, I'm a man now.
00:32:35I'm all grown up, and I'm out on my own, and I'm earning a good living.
00:32:40Is it gonna be a busy day at the bank today, son?
00:32:42Well, I, I sure hope so.
00:32:46Is that, um...
00:32:49That's your big brother.
00:32:50He couldn't handle the complexities of making a cheese sandwich, so now he's back at home with us.
00:32:56Wow.
00:32:57Gee, is that idiot still in the shower?
00:32:59Shit, how much water is he gonna use?
00:33:01Yeah, how much is he gonna use?
00:33:02All of it?
00:33:03You should save some for the fish or something, huh, Pop?
00:33:19Oh, Lord.
00:33:21Oh.
00:33:22We'll fix him.
00:33:24And the water!
00:33:26Cold enough for ya!
00:33:36Yeah!
00:33:38Don't tell me you're so goddamn stupid
00:33:40You can't even tell the difference between hot and cold
00:33:43Underwater!
00:33:44What the fuck is going on?
00:33:45Underwater! Look, I found a treasure!
00:33:48A treasure? That's soap on a rope!
00:33:50Shh! I can't think it's a treasure
00:33:53Get out of my goddamn scuba gear, you imbecile!
00:33:58Oh no, the treasure!
00:33:59It went into that underwater cave!
00:34:02Get out of the toilet!
00:34:05Get out of the toilet!
00:34:09You saved me from the giant barracuda!
00:34:12But look, I salvaged the treasure
00:34:13We can live like kings!
00:34:16We can live like kings!
00:34:18Forget that fucking soap, you clean up this mess
00:34:20And get your ass out that door looking for a job, you retard
00:34:29He's driving me insane
00:34:32No, no, you're driving him insane
00:34:35You're older than me and you still live at home
00:34:38I have a job, you know? I pay my own way
00:34:41You work at a bank, you're supposed to be dazzled?
00:34:44Well, at least I don't live at home
00:34:45You live in a tiny little shithole and you can't afford breakfast
00:34:48So you come here and you eat for free
00:34:49Whatever
00:34:50Okay, listen, I'm off to work now, okay?
00:34:53Me and dad have jobs, we're doing something with our lives
00:34:56Time for you to grow up
00:34:57Good luck with that job one, okay?
00:34:59Alright, let's just cross our fingers, okay, Freddy?
00:35:02Let's cross our fingers and hope that I get a job, I'm serious
00:35:06Just cross your fingers
00:35:08Alright, fingers crossed
00:35:10I hope I get a jobie, Freddy, I got my fingers crossed
00:35:14I hope I get a jobie, I got my fingers crossed
00:35:18I got my fingers crossed
00:35:23Crossed
00:35:23Crossed?
00:35:27Crossed
00:35:27No
00:35:35Yeah, yeah, yeah!
00:35:42Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:35:47Probably from that personality crisis
00:35:50You've got it while it was haunting
00:35:52But now knock station party
00:35:56Do this so much in my bedroom
00:36:09I hate for his damn college.
00:36:12He sits at home all day whacking off.
00:36:15Better have a damn job.
00:36:19Proud.
00:36:21My ass.
00:36:25Hey!
00:36:26I'm the backwards man, the backwards man.
00:36:28The backwards man, the backwards man.
00:36:30I can walk backwards fast as you can.
00:36:32I can walk backwards fast as you can.
00:36:33I'm the backwards man, the backwards man.
00:36:35I can walk backwards fast as you can.
00:36:37I'm the backwards man, the backwards man.
00:36:38Backwards man, the backwards man.
00:36:40I'm the backwards man, the backwards man.
00:36:42Backwards man, the backwards man.
00:36:43I can walk backwards fast as you can.
00:36:45I can walk backwards fast as you can.
00:36:48Dad.
00:36:48What?
00:36:50God damn, are you doing your stupid little man wave?
00:36:53Did you get a job?
00:36:57yeah i got a job and i wanted to surprise you all right you bullshit me boy no i got
00:37:05a job
00:37:05working nights at a computer company and i was just borrowing one of your suits until i could
00:37:10get enough money to buy one of my own are you kidding you just keep that suit oh god i
00:37:16knew
00:37:16you had it in yeah you're just a late bloomer that's all yeah i just bloomed late hey can i
00:37:22borrow 50 bucks or something you know for supplies for like pens or liquid paper or a trapper keeper
00:37:28or one of those little metal compasses you know that you put the pencil and you screw it in and
00:37:33make a circle perfect circle make a perfect circle hey worker take a hundred golly gourd i i knew if
00:37:40i
00:37:40kept yelling at you and pounding you over the head with it you'd come around golly dad you were right
00:37:48all along come on come on come on no no no just keep dancing celebrate hell man this is a
00:37:58great day
00:38:02i'm the backwards man the backwards man and the backwards man the backwards man
00:38:07oh lord oh lord oh you're amazing oh yes i'm doing you good oh yes i'm doing you good
00:38:17oh yes i'm doing you good am i doing it wrong oh no oh that was incredible time for your
00:38:30blowjob
00:38:30cordy oh not right now betty oh cordy come on i thought we could go enjoy a nice evening
00:38:36don't you want me to suck it no no no no betty let go betty just let go betty let
00:38:41go
00:38:41come on come on come on betty betty betty betty betty come on let's stop it stop it
00:38:52why are you yelling it's just crazy this is the second date that we haven't even gone out on yet
00:38:58and if you do what you're planning on doing then you'll have sucked 200 percent more times than
00:39:02we've gone out on dates and i just think that if we went out on at least one date and
00:39:06you didn't do
00:39:07any sucking right now that'd make the whole sucking to date ratio far more balanced you know
00:39:15yeah okay let's go out then good good good
00:39:44maybe now that gord is working we can finally spend our evenings all together
00:39:52Jim, what are you doing?
00:39:58Thank you. That was yummy.
00:40:00I'm so glad you liked it.
00:40:01Andy, would you like a piece of cake for dessert?
00:40:05Am I really allowed a piece of cake, Daddy?
00:40:07Of course you can have a piece of cake.
00:40:09It's your birthday.
00:40:11Yay!
00:40:11Yay!
00:40:15What's up?
00:40:16What's up?
00:40:17Oh!
00:40:23So, Gord,
00:40:26is your job really hard?
00:40:30It's not hard, no.
00:40:31I mean, you have to be smart.
00:40:32You have to be really smart.
00:40:33You have to use your brain.
00:40:34You have to use my brain.
00:40:36I like to see when the stocks are high, okay?
00:40:40And I like to see when they're low.
00:40:43That's the big thing.
00:40:44That's interesting.
00:40:44Sometimes they're really high.
00:40:45Sometimes they're very high, the stocks.
00:40:47You go very high.
00:40:48That's high.
00:40:50That's what you want to sell when they're very high.
00:40:51Woo!
00:40:52You buy them when they're down for a boat.
00:41:18Uh-huh.
00:41:19Just, uh, look at the pattern, sir.
00:41:31Um...
00:41:32Is that, um...
00:41:33Did you need to...
00:41:34Oh, yep.
00:41:36It's my cellular telephone.
00:41:39It's wireless.
00:41:41It uses satellites and terrestrial antennas to, uh, send and receive transmissions.
00:41:46It's, uh...
00:41:49Interesting.
00:41:49It's interesting.
00:41:49Hello?
00:41:51Hey!
00:41:52Hey!
00:41:53Here's my buddy Andy.
00:41:54Ah, somebody's eating some birthday cake.
00:41:57Yes, sir!
00:41:58It's my birthday!
00:42:00How you doing?
00:42:00How you doing, Jim?
00:42:01Ah, I'm great.
00:42:03So, I guess, uh, Gord's busy these days, huh?
00:42:05Oh, yeah.
00:42:06That kid among is something else.
00:42:08He's working day and night at his big new computer job.
00:42:11Yeah, I noticed him over there.
00:42:12Yeah.
00:42:13Hey, what?
00:42:13Yeah, he looked like he was having a real important, uh, business meeting.
00:42:17Uh, yeah.
00:42:17Yeah, Bob, sorry.
00:42:17You're gonna have to speak up.
00:42:18I'm on my cellular telephone.
00:42:20I don't care, Bob.
00:42:21You're fired.
00:42:22You're fired!
00:42:24You're fucking fired, Bob!
00:42:26Clean out your locker at the club, Bob.
00:42:27You're fucking fired!
00:42:30I don't fucking care what he told you, okay?
00:42:32I'm talking about 40 million fucking Deutschmark here, Bob!
00:42:3640 million fucking Deutschmark!
00:42:38I told you to wire the money to Geneva last week!
00:42:43I say Geneva!
00:42:44You hear Helsinki, huh?
00:42:4740 million fucking Deutschmark, Bob!
00:42:53What's going on?
00:42:54That Jim, uh, Jim.
00:42:56Hi.
00:42:57Gord, is this your dad?
00:42:58No, this is little Timmy.
00:43:00Uh, little Timmy, he's an employee.
00:43:01He works at the company.
00:43:03He gets us food and stuff.
00:43:04Right, Timmy?
00:43:04What the fuck is going on, Gord?
00:43:06Um, why are you at your new job?
00:43:09What are you talking about, Timmy?
00:43:13Oh, Jesus, Gord.
00:43:15There is no computer job, is there?
00:43:18You're just gallivanting around in my suit,
00:43:21pretending to be some kind of mover and shaker, aren't you?
00:43:24Okay, Timmy, I'm on this whole phone here.
00:43:26This is my phone from my kitchen.
00:43:29What the hell is this?
00:43:31Ah, boy.
00:43:32Here we go.
00:43:33Ah!
00:43:34My...
00:43:36Goddamn tape recorder.
00:43:38He's pretending to have a cell phone.
00:43:39He's an unemployed loser living in my basement.
00:43:44Wait a minute.
00:43:46You're crippled.
00:43:47Dad.
00:43:48What?
00:43:50Dad.
00:43:51You've got a problem with my legs?
00:43:52No, you've got a problem with your legs.
00:43:54Either that or you're just lazy.
00:43:55Hey, Dad, just shut up, okay?
00:43:56Just shut up!
00:43:57You're telling me to shut up?
00:43:59How would Mr. Bishling...
00:43:59Why is he showing, Daddy?
00:44:01Like a spanking...
00:44:01Can we get the check over here?
00:44:02...say one of his retarded slut whore!
00:44:05I am not retarded!
00:44:07Daddy!
00:44:08Daddy!
00:44:10Goodbye, Gord.
00:44:11Daddy!
00:44:12Betty, don't go!
00:44:14Shut up, Dad!
00:44:16Shut up!
00:44:17Shut up!
00:44:21This is a fantasy restaurant!
00:44:24This is a fantasy restaurant!
00:44:26This is a fantasy restaurant!
00:44:28It's a fantasy!
00:44:30It's a fantasy!
00:44:30It's a fantasy restaurant!
00:44:32Spanking!
00:44:33Spanking!
00:44:34Spanking!
00:44:36Spanking!
00:44:37Spanking!
00:44:40Spanking!
00:44:49Get off the fucking bar, asshole!
00:44:59Um, thanks for bailing me out, Betty.
00:45:02Your dad called me a retard slut whore.
00:45:05I don't think he likes me too much, Gord.
00:45:07Oh, that was a little Timmy.
00:45:09Gord.
00:45:10Come here.
00:45:12I know it was your dad.
00:45:14You know, you could have told me that you lived at home.
00:45:17I wouldn't have cared.
00:45:18Even though that means I'm a loser?
00:45:19Just because you're not a stockbroker doesn't mean you're a loser.
00:45:23So what do you do?
00:45:25Actually, I kind of draw pictures.
00:45:27Really?
00:45:29What kind of pictures?
00:45:30Like, fruits?
00:45:31No, not fruits.
00:45:33I've drawn fruit before.
00:45:34Yeah?
00:45:35Animations.
00:45:36Oh, wow.
00:45:38That's great.
00:45:38I've never really, never met a real animator before.
00:45:41Well, I'm not really a real animator.
00:45:43You know, my life's a little hectic lately.
00:45:44I'm having trouble concentrating with all the skateboarding and you sucking my penis all the time.
00:45:52Oh, my ear popped.
00:45:54My ear just popped.
00:45:55I think I heard it.
00:45:57When I laughed, my ear popped.
00:46:00Well, Gordy, I mean, maybe you're just concentrating a little too hard.
00:46:04You know?
00:46:04I mean, maybe you just need to relax while you draw.
00:46:08You know, eat some food, play some music.
00:46:10I only have two hands, Betty.
00:46:13How am I supposed to do all that?
00:46:16What?
00:46:17Eat food and play music and draw.
00:46:20What?
00:46:21At the same time.
00:46:23Oh, yeah.
00:46:49What in the name of sweet breakfast meat are you doing?
00:46:54For your information this is me being creative. Betty told me this is what I need to do in order
00:46:59to become an artist.
00:47:00Oh yeah, is it working?
00:47:04I don't know. I can't think of anything to draw because I'm so stupid!
00:47:08I'm so stupid. I'm so stupid. I'm so stupid. I'm so stupid. I'm a stupid. I'm a stupid. I'm a
00:47:13stupid. I'm a stupid. I'm a stupid. I'm a stupid. I'm a stupid. I'm a stupid.
00:47:15Shh...hey this is kinda funny, Gore.
00:47:17I'm stupid. I'm stupid. I'm stupid.
00:47:19Yeah?
00:47:19Yeah, yeah, maybe you can't see it cuz he's your dad, but he's a character your dad
00:47:27Yes
00:47:30He's a character shit it you dad
00:47:43He's rigged a pulley system so he can eat sausage and work on his stupid droids
00:47:49I'm being creative. Now if you'll excuse me. I still have some work to do
00:47:54You just get outside and you just cool off
00:48:14If this were Pakistan, you would have been sewing soccer balls when you were four years old
00:48:23Dead punk I bust my ass working for my family. You take your side every time
00:48:30You want me to cool out? All right, I'm gonna show you a cool ass. Oh, just keep kissing his
00:48:36ass
00:48:36Cool down
00:48:39Cool down
00:49:34Oh
00:49:36I'd go out, I'd have sex with strange men, I'd have sex with basketball players, I'd have sex with Greeks,
00:49:44men from Greece.
00:49:46I'd satisfy my urges. I'd satisfy my sexual desires.
00:49:51Boy, honey, let's go in the house. Come on.
00:49:58That's my rabbit.
00:50:00I know. I know. It's okay.
00:50:04I'm sorry.
00:50:10I had the sausages on my fingers. I was just trying to play the piano.
00:50:14I had the sausages, I had the sausages and the string, I was playing the organ, and then he smashed
00:50:20my halfpipe.
00:50:23Jim, do you hear what Gord is saying here?
00:50:25Yeah, I hear him boo-hooing about his broken wheelie board ramp. Is that what you mean?
00:50:30Yes, Jim, but do you understand what he's saying?
00:50:34Sounds to me like he just wants you to accept him as your son, to approve of him and what
00:50:39he wants to do with his life.
00:50:41Now, how does that make you feel?
00:50:43First of all, I'm gonna give a rat's ass what this snot-nosed punk wants. As long as he lives
00:50:47in my house and eats my food, I make the rules.
00:50:49I want to eat chicken burgers.
00:50:52You little prick.
00:50:52Jim, don't hurt my baby. Now sit down.
00:50:56You're an embarrassment to my family.
00:51:01Oh, yeah. Well, at least I don't touch Freddy.
00:51:05Freddy what?
00:51:06Excuse me?
00:51:07Yeah, he touches my little brother. He takes him down behind the furnace and he touches him in his pants.
00:51:13See the insanity I have to put up with there?
00:51:15He's embarrassed.
00:51:17He touches my little brother. He...
00:51:22He fingers him.
00:51:23You're a goddamn liar!
00:51:25Jim, do you touch him? Do you finger our boy?
00:51:29Don't you get wacky on me. What the fuck are we talking about here?
00:51:33Mr. Brody, this is very serious. Based on what I've heard here today, I am required by law to notify
00:51:39the authorities.
00:51:40You hear that, Dad? You're gonna pay! He's a molester. He's a child molester!
00:51:55You better run, you liar!
00:52:01So then we placed a self-retained retractor.
00:52:05This pulls the abdominal wall open so that we can have better access.
00:52:10And we now can bring the intestines out of the abdomen.
00:52:13And that takes us right down to the area of the lymph nodes that were answered about.
00:52:27Hi, can I help you?
00:52:29Uh, yes you can. We're here for little Freddy.
00:52:33I'm Freddy.
00:52:36Oh.
00:52:39Well, um...
00:52:40Freddy, I'm a doctor.
00:52:43And we need to take you with us.
00:52:46What?
00:52:49What did I do wrong?
00:52:50No, no, no, you didn't do anything wrong.
00:52:52That's the most important thing for you to remember.
00:52:56It's not your fault your dad fingered you.
00:52:59What are you talking about? My dad doesn't finger me.
00:53:02Come on, son. We'll take you out of here.
00:53:04No. No, I'm not going anywhere.
00:53:07My father does not finger me.
00:53:09It's over, Freddy.
00:53:11We'll take you someplace where your dad won't be able to hurt you anymore.
00:53:16Officer.
00:53:18Come with me, son.
00:53:19Guys, my dad doesn't finger me. Are you crazy?
00:53:22It's okay, Freddy. It's okay. You'll be safe now.
00:53:24I'm 25 years old.
00:53:28Dad!
00:53:30Dad!
00:53:31Dad!
00:53:31Dad!
00:53:32What are you doing with my boy?
00:53:34Help!
00:53:34Please help!
00:53:35I'll get your lawyer.
00:53:36Freddy, no!
00:53:39I'm the perfect figure!
00:53:42It's okay, Jim.
00:53:43Your husband's deeply disturbed, and we won't let him hurt your little boy anymore.
00:53:49I didn't do anything.
00:53:52What are you looking at?
00:53:54Bitch.
00:53:56Honey!
00:53:58Billy!
00:54:15What do you think you're doing?
00:54:20Stop it, Dad. I'm working hard on those. I'm getting them ready to show Mr. Davidson.
00:54:24Stop it.
00:54:25Stop it.
00:54:26You're not ruining these little sketches of you.
00:54:28No, stop it!
00:54:30Stop it!
00:54:31Stop it!
00:54:32Stop it!
00:54:33Stop it!
00:54:34Stop it!
00:54:34Stop it!
00:54:36Fuck you, Dad.
00:54:40Fuck me?
00:54:44Yeah, fuck you.
00:54:46Do you want to fuck me? Is that what you said?
00:54:50What?
00:54:51Do you want to fuck me?
00:54:56All right, Gord.
00:54:58Come on over here.
00:55:00And fuck me.
00:55:03Come on, Gord.
00:55:04Ass over here and fuck me.
00:55:06Just stick it right in here.
00:55:08Who is this one?
00:55:10Here.
00:55:12Sketches here.
00:55:14Holy shit, Dad. What are you doing?
00:55:16Hey.
00:55:16What are you doing?
00:55:17Come on over here and fuck your daddy.
00:55:19Fuck your daddy.
00:55:20Fuck your daddy.
00:55:20Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
00:55:21Hey.
00:55:22Fuck your daddy.
00:55:23Hey, hey, hey.
00:55:24No.
00:55:25That's disgusting.
00:55:26The microphone.
00:55:27The microphone.
00:55:27The microphone.
00:55:28The microphone.
00:55:29The microphone.
00:55:34Julie?
00:55:40Sweetie?
00:55:51The microphone.
00:55:59I'm sorry.
00:55:59I'm sorry.
00:55:59I'm sorry.
00:55:59I'm sorry.
00:56:00I'm sorry.
00:56:01Okay.
00:56:06I'll go.
00:56:08Don't nobody know my troubles but God
00:56:12Ooh, Lord, and my troubles so hard
00:56:17Ooh, Lord, and my troubles so hard
00:56:21Don't nobody know my troubles but God
00:56:25Don't nobody know my troubles but God
00:56:30Went down the hill of the day
00:56:34So God, happy him, day of the day
00:56:39Went down the hill of the day
00:56:43So God, happy him, day of the day
00:56:48Oh, Lord, and my troubles so hard
00:56:52Ooh, Lord, and my troubles so hard
00:56:55Oh, shit.
00:57:02Oh, the hypergolic is coming to start mixing
00:57:16Oh, of course, it's the oxidizer
00:57:20You're glad it didn't work, eh?
00:57:23Oh, hey, Gord.
00:57:24How are the animations coming along?
00:57:28Well, see, there's been a change in plans
00:57:30I figured instead of following my dream of being an animator
00:57:33I'm just gonna give up
00:57:36Why?
00:57:38Because
00:57:39Because why?
00:57:40Because why shouldn't I?
00:57:42My dad was right all along.
00:57:43It is stupid.
00:57:45It's time I grow up and get a job and do something with my life
00:57:47Instead of acting like a little baby all the time
00:57:51But, Gord, you're not a little baby
00:57:53You can't just quit
00:57:54Shut up, Betty
00:57:55Just shut up
00:57:57How about as much a chance of being an animator
00:57:59As you have of getting this stupid rocket-powered wheelchair to work
00:58:02Can't you see we're both just a couple of stupid idiots?
00:58:04Gordy
00:58:05Gord?
00:58:07Gordy
00:58:10Gordy
00:58:11Gord, I'm so close to getting this rocket to work
00:58:13Rockets!
00:58:15Rockets!
00:58:15I'm gonna get my rockets to work
00:58:16It's always about the rockets
00:58:18It's always about the rockets
00:58:37Those of boys come out to play
00:58:39The moon is shining bright to stay
00:58:41Leave your suffering, leave your sleep
00:58:43But do you play for those English kids?
00:58:45The ring is weak and come with a coin
00:58:48And we'll be thinking a lot to tune
00:58:50Up the ladder and down the hall
00:58:52A penny low for service
00:58:53You got fingers?
00:58:59No, okay?
00:59:03It's okay
00:59:06I know
00:59:10Now I'll tell you once more
00:59:11Stop trying to act so grown up
00:59:27Is there a problem?
00:59:28Yeah, moron
00:59:29I ordered a cheese sandwich
00:59:31And there's hardly any cheese in here
00:59:33That's no good, is it?
00:59:35Here, give me your sandwich
00:59:36I will fix it for you
00:59:41We can't have people complaining
00:59:42That there's not enough cheese in the cheese sandwiches now
00:59:44Can we?
00:59:45I mean, if there's no cheese in a cheese sandwich
00:59:47It's basically just two slices of bread
00:59:50If word of that were to get out
00:59:52Well, I could lose my job
00:59:54I could lose all of this
00:59:56And we wouldn't want that now, would we?
00:59:59Would we?
01:00:00Would we?
01:00:05Oh my
01:00:06What the fuck am I supposed to do with that?
01:00:09Oh, you could stick it in your bum bum
01:00:13You can put the cheese in your bum
01:00:17You can sit there and exercise your food
01:00:19You can just go on upstairs to the road
01:00:20Chance, that's what you want
01:00:23Julie!
01:00:26Sweetheart, wait
01:00:28Let's talk, sure
01:00:30There's nothing to talk about
01:00:32I can't be with you another second
01:00:34Wait, what about our dreams, baby doll?
01:00:37Oh, I'm sure you'd rather find some young boys instead of me
01:00:40I don't know
01:00:42What are you talking about?
01:00:43I saw what you were doing downstairs
01:00:45Whatever you saw was completely out of context
01:00:48I just told him to fuck me because Ford said fuck you, dad
01:00:52Fuck you, fuck me, fuck you, fuck me, fuck you, fuck me
01:01:00And I never fingered Freddy!
01:01:22And now, I want to film
01:01:23We have a special interest story
01:01:25That I've heard of
01:01:27Bill?
01:01:28Now, here's one for the history tips
01:01:29We've all heard of electric wheelchairs
01:01:31But have you heard of one powered by rockets?
01:01:33A local girl by the name of Betty Menger
01:01:35May not be able to walk
01:01:37But it certainly hasn't slowed her down any
01:01:39She's an amateur rocket scientist
01:01:41Who designed a wheelchair that does
01:01:43Zero to sixty in under four seconds
01:01:46She did it
01:01:53Look at her go
01:01:57Hi
01:01:58Way to go, Betty
01:02:02Yeah, hi
01:02:03Um, do you think that I'd pay you
01:02:05To stand around watching TV
01:02:07Get back to work
01:02:09Sorry, kid, I don't think this is gonna work out
01:02:11Don't call me kid, okay?
01:02:14Sir, although I respect your authority
01:02:16Here at Submarine Supreme
01:02:17And I admire your position of power
01:02:19I regretfully am going to have to
01:02:22Once again bow out of the sandwich industry
01:02:24Because in reality
01:02:26I am an animator
01:02:29I'm an animator
01:02:30Okay?
01:02:34I, um, I have some fetishes
01:02:37See ya
01:02:39Where the hell do you think you're going, Gordy?
01:02:41I'm going to get a job, Dad, okay?
01:02:42You must think I'm a damn idiot
01:02:44Uh, yes
01:02:45Bullshit, you're getting a job
01:02:47You're a liar
01:02:48You're grounded, you liar
01:02:50Grounded?
01:02:51I'm 28 years old
01:02:52I don't care
01:02:53Go to your room
01:02:54Bye-bye, Daddy
01:02:55Bye-bye, Daddy
01:02:56I'm going to get the job
01:02:57No, not, not, not
01:02:59Damn car, you're not
01:03:01Bye-bye, Dad
01:03:02You can't remember what song
01:03:04Dave
01:03:09Where the fuck is he?
01:03:11Mr. Brody?
01:03:12Where's my son?
01:03:14What?
01:03:17Mr. Brody, please
01:03:18I don't know
01:03:19Mr. Brody, please
01:03:20Is there any more, you little pamp-cat?
01:03:22Oh
01:03:22Ah
01:03:23Ah
01:03:23Ah
01:03:24Ah
01:03:25Is it Hollywood's elegance cartoons?
01:03:27Oh, yeah
01:03:51Okay, Davidson for four
01:03:52at three o'clock. Mr. Davidson, I have something you need to see. Is there a bomb in there, Gord?
01:04:00Is there a bomb? I did what you told me to do, okay? I quit my shitty cheese job, okay?
01:04:05I went home,
01:04:06I moved in with my parents, okay? I worked really hard. I came up with the concept, okay? It's called
01:04:11Zebras in America, okay? It's about a family of zebras. They moved to America. It's a classic
01:04:16fish-out-of-water story, except it's not fish. It's zebras out of water. Right, of course,
01:04:23zebras don't live in water, Gord, but I understand. Who cares? I know, exactly. That's what I'm talking
01:04:28about. The zebras aren't in the water. It's like Splash. It's like Splash. I saw it. I loved it,
01:04:32but I have a question for you. Is this the father character with the goatee like you? Is that him?
01:04:37Yeah, just seems a little unrealistic, that's all. It's unrealistic to me, yeah. He's a centaur.
01:04:43He's like half-man, half-zebra. Right, Clash of the Titans. Yeah. Right, sure. I saw it.
01:04:47Yeah, I get it. Half-man, half-zebra mutant. He's a myth. The myth. He's a myth. It's like a
01:04:53Greek myth.
01:04:54Sure. It's like a Greek myth, except African. African-American. African-American Greek myth. Yes.
01:05:04I'm gonna help you. Yeah, you can help me, Mitch. Get off your fat ass and tell me where my
01:05:08fucking son is. Who the hell do you think you are?
01:05:11I'm a fucker.
01:05:16But the father is real. No, nobody does this shit. I don't buy it. It doesn't seem like it is
01:05:22real.
01:05:22Ah, here you are, you goddamn live, car city, doodling, time waster.
01:05:31What's so fucking funny? What fucking funny? You think that it's funny to
01:05:35brainwash my kids when he sits around with his fingers up his ass? I'll show you what's funny.
01:05:41Mr. Davidson, run. Oh, don't hurt me, big daddy.
01:05:43Oh, don't hurt me. Oh, no, no, no. You're smoking your brain.
01:05:46Oh, yeah. No, this is my son.
01:06:01Great job. Nice show. What'd you get this guy? Central casting?
01:06:05He is fucking great. I love the whole bit. It was hilarious, Gord. That's great shit.
01:06:10Mr. Davidson, I'm sorry. That's my father. He's crazy.
01:06:13Gord, whatever. Listen, do me a favor. Stop the act, okay? Let me tell you something.
01:06:18I've been doing this job, okay, for six years. I have never seen a more creative or exciting
01:06:23pitch than that. I wasn't even thinking about writing a check today. But with that kind of
01:06:28creativity, I'm completely comfortable greenlighting this fucking project. I'm gonna write you a check
01:06:33right now, partner, for, I don't know, how's, uh, one million dollar sound to you, huh?
01:06:41Sound good?
01:06:42Sound smoke. It's my way.
01:06:45Hi, my name is Harry.
01:06:49You hear the funny sound? You hear the funny sound? It's my hooves. It's my hooves.
01:06:55In Africa, the humans hated us because of our zebra lower bodies, and the zebras hated us because of
01:07:00our human upper bodies. So my family, we moved from Africa to start over in America.
01:07:05But life in America wasn't perfect. Especially for zebras who are used to living in fields,
01:07:13not houses.
01:07:15My hooves! My hooves!
01:07:19My dad was weird in Africa, but America made him crazy.
01:07:23I'm not getting a stupid job, Dad. I've never had a part-time job in Africa.
01:07:28How dare you?
01:07:33I'm like a fucker. I'm like a fucker. I'm like a fucker. I'm like a fucker.
01:07:36A fucker. A fucker. You fucker. You fucker. You fucker. A fucker. Fucker.
01:07:42So check us out. You'll love at how simple misunderstandings always seem to get us into a whole heap of
01:07:47trouble.
01:07:47It's crazy. Listen to my hooves.
01:07:52Listen to my hooves.
01:07:54Listen to them cloppity-clop. Listen to them cloppity-clop.
01:07:58Zebra in America!
01:08:08Listen to them clopity-clopity-clopity-clopity-clopity-clopity-clopity-clopity-clopity-clopity-clopity-clopity-clopity-clopity-clopity-clopity-clopity
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01:08:33I don't think we can be friends anymore because you're crazy and your father's crazy too.
01:08:37You want to see what a million dollars looks like?
01:08:39Will you keep it down? I have to work and he...
01:08:43What the hell is that?
01:08:44It's a check for a million dollars.
01:08:46I sold my cartoon.
01:08:48My dad said I couldn't sell my cartoon, but guess what?
01:08:50I sold my cartoon.
01:08:52For a million dollars!
01:08:55I got a million dollars for my little drawings!
01:08:57No, no, no.
01:08:58For my little drawings!
01:08:59No, don't rub on Mr. Lee.
01:09:01No, no, no, not my plan.
01:09:03Give me my plan, Gord.
01:09:04Gord, give...
01:09:05Don't you see?
01:09:07I don't have to take his crap anymore.
01:09:10You're right.
01:09:12You've done it.
01:09:13You don't even have to live in their basement anymore.
01:09:16Look, just give me a hundred thousand dollars in cash.
01:09:19Put the rest in my checking savings account.
01:09:22What do you want with a hundred grand, Gord?
01:09:24Hmm!
01:09:26Hmm!
01:09:29Hmm!
01:09:29Hmm!
01:09:30Hmm!
01:09:30Hmm!
01:09:31Hmm!
01:09:31Hmm!
01:09:31I wonder!
01:09:32Don't do that.
01:09:32Hmm!
01:09:33Wonder!
01:09:33I wonder!
01:09:34Shut up, sir!
01:09:35She doesn't rub her to know her partner.
01:09:48Betty!
01:09:50Betty!
01:09:51What's the window?!
01:09:52Betty?
01:09:55Betty!
01:09:56Betty!
01:09:57Ford?
01:09:58Ford, is that you?
01:10:00Look at me, Betty! I'm flying!
01:10:07Ford, what do you want?
01:10:09Meet me on the roof!
01:10:12Meet me on the roof, Betty!
01:10:14Please!
01:10:24When a man loves a woman
01:10:30Can't keep his mind on nothing left
01:10:33He changed the world for the good thing he found
01:10:39If she is bad, he can see it
01:10:45Ford, what are you doing?
01:10:49Turning back on his best friend
01:10:51If he put her down
01:10:52What?
01:10:54Remember me
01:10:58Ford, I can't hear you
01:11:00I saw you on TV
01:11:02And you inspired me to keep trying
01:11:04So I did it
01:11:05And I sold my animations
01:11:07And I
01:11:09Remember that day I lied to you
01:11:12I told you that I was a stockbroker
01:11:14Guess what?
01:11:14Now I really am rich
01:11:15Here
01:11:18I have a bag of jewels for you
01:11:22They're jewels, Betty
01:11:24They're jewels
01:11:26I got them all for you
01:11:30Ford, I don't care about jewels
01:11:31I just wanna
01:11:33I just wanna suck your cock
01:11:36Do you
01:11:37Do you really mean that, Betty?
01:11:41Yes, Gord
01:11:43Even if you were poor
01:11:44I'd still just wanna stay home
01:11:46And suck your cock
01:11:53When I die
01:11:55When I die
01:11:56When I die
01:11:56How you're living
01:11:58I'm not living in my home
01:12:03She can pray
01:12:05Are you crying, you silly?
01:12:07No
01:12:07If she's crying
01:12:11I'm a fool
01:12:12Okay, maybe just a little
01:12:13I gotta go.
01:12:15I gotta go.
01:12:17Love tonight.
01:12:19Where you going, Garnt?
01:12:21I'm going to see my daddy.
01:12:23We're not found.
01:12:24Good luck, Garnt.
01:12:26Good luck.
01:12:28I'm going to see my daddy.
01:12:32We're never found.
01:12:34We're never found.
01:12:35Our daddy. Our daddy.
01:12:37Yes, we're found.
01:12:56Well, he's right here.
01:12:56I want to see my daddy.
01:12:56Call me.
01:13:00Let's do it.
01:13:05I don't know.
01:13:06We got to know him.
01:13:07I want to know him.
01:13:10I'm sorry.
01:13:11Okay.
01:13:13This is my daddy doesn't know.
01:13:30I don't know.
01:13:53I'll kick your ass.
01:14:15You see, Mr. Brody, this part here, that's the trickiest part.
01:14:19It'll take 30 men.
01:14:21Believe me, it would be a lot cheaper if you just tear the whole thing down and build it.
01:14:25Money's no object.
01:14:27Because I had a million dollars, okay?
01:14:28And I spent $150,000 on the jewels, okay?
01:14:31And I spent $100,000, I rented a helicopter, okay?
01:14:34And then you add the $750,000, that's all my money.
01:14:38That's all my money gone.
01:14:40It's a million dollars gone.
01:14:42No, easy come, easy go.
01:14:43Yeah.
01:14:54Oh, yeah, Frida, that's the ticket.
01:15:16Why not fucks it water?
01:15:37Surprise, Daddy!
01:15:39We're in Pakistan!
01:15:41I thought we could go sew some sucker balls together!
01:15:45Pakistan!
01:15:46Pakistan!
01:15:48That's a fucking camel!
01:15:50We're going for a run!
01:15:52Daddy!
01:15:55What is going on?
01:15:58What is going on?
01:16:01How the hell did you do this to me?
01:16:05Oh, no!
01:16:07Stop!
01:16:08Stop!
01:16:09What is it?
01:16:11Oh, no!
01:16:15Oh, no!
01:16:16Oh, no!
01:16:17Oh, no!
01:16:18Oh, no!
01:16:19Oh, no!
01:16:20Oh, no!
01:16:20Oh, no!
01:16:21Oh, you're dead, huh?
01:16:31There ain't gonna be no destruction from now on!
01:16:35I'm gonna kick you right!
01:16:37We're gonna kill him!
01:16:39Hey! Hey! Hey!
01:16:42You're fucking dead.
01:16:45Hey! Hold on! Hey!
01:16:48Oh, God. Life is gone.
01:16:51Life is gone.
01:16:53You're not running, man!
01:16:55Hey!
01:16:57I'm gonna run, you little shit!
01:17:02Oh! Oh! Oh!
01:17:05Look at me, Daddy!
01:17:07Oh! Oh! Look at me, Daddy!
01:17:10Look at me, Daddy! Look at me, Daddy! Look what I can do!
01:17:12What the fuck? You're freaking annoying,
01:17:13you sick son of a bitch!
01:17:16Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
01:17:20Oh! Oh! Oh!
01:17:25Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
01:17:40Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
01:17:40Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
01:17:42Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
01:17:43Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
01:17:46Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh
01:17:50I want to ask you something.
01:17:53How the fuck did you afford all this?
01:17:57Where'd you get the money?
01:17:59I got a job.
01:18:02I'm an animator.
01:18:04I'm a real animator.
01:18:06A job?
01:18:08You mean your doodles?
01:18:10Yeah, Dad.
01:18:11I sold them.
01:18:13They gave me a million dollars for my drawings.
01:18:18Good God, a mighty core million dollars.
01:18:22This doodling thing's for real.
01:18:24You must be a pretty damn good doodler, aren't you?
01:18:29Look, I know we've had our differences.
01:18:33You and I never really see it eye to eye, but I learned something.
01:18:37I can see that.
01:18:39No, not just how to whack off an elephant.
01:18:42I learned to believe in myself.
01:18:46And I'm sorry if you're ashamed of me sometimes because I do things a little differently,
01:18:51but I got that from you.
01:18:53Because you always do things your own way, no matter what other people think.
01:18:58Maybe I needed to do the same.
01:19:03I know I'll never be the man you want me to be, but I'm your son.
01:19:09And I want you to be proud.
01:19:20Sonny, you did it.
01:19:23I am proud of you.
01:19:27Proud.
01:19:29Proud.
01:19:31When is this?
01:19:34Proud.
01:19:38I am proud of you.
01:19:46Okay.
01:19:47I'm proud of you.
01:19:47Topping world news tonight.
01:19:49The creator of a popular television show has been captured by villagers in Pakistan.
01:19:54The American State Department has confirmed that Gordon Brody, creator of the animated series
01:19:59zebras in america the animated series zebras in america were taken hostage earlier today
01:20:05while vacationing in the tar desert while vacationing in the tar desert along the
01:20:09pakistani indian border at this hour their conditions are not known
01:20:32the world got its first glimpse of gordon and jim brody earlier today the pentagon released this
01:20:37videotape which they received from why are we watching this are you still in love with your
01:20:41husband honey that's my son my little baby boy they're holding him hostage just being a concern
01:20:48mom yeah whatever i did all this for you nipples pierced can you do it like this huh can you
01:20:54do it
01:20:56bring the brody's home alive a happy ending in the brody hostage crisis after 18 months in
01:21:03captivity the father and son were freed yesterday gordon and jim brody are expected to return to
01:21:09their home in portland today where the real healing will begin the mayor and the city have organized
01:21:15a celebration for the brody's return
01:21:17and so
01:21:23oh
01:21:23me
01:21:30yes
01:22:14It's for me.
01:22:15Andy, go!
01:22:18Andy!
01:22:19Go!
01:22:21Daddy!
01:22:22I'm okay!
01:22:23I'm okay!
01:22:25I'm okay, Daddy!
01:22:27May I have your attention, please?
01:22:33Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
01:22:37I repeat.
01:22:38Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
01:22:42We're gonna have a problem here.
01:22:43Y'all act like you've never seen a white person before.
01:22:45Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst on the door.
01:22:48You can't hurt me!
01:22:49Not with my cheese helmet!
01:22:52He's a stupid!
01:22:53Not stupid!
01:22:54He's a stupid!
01:22:55Not stupid!
01:22:56He's stupid!
01:22:56Not stupid!
01:22:57He's stupid!
01:22:57Not stupid!
01:22:58Ooh, now I'm stinky!
01:23:01Now I'm stinky!
01:23:03Now, now I'm stinky!
01:23:05It's a monster!
01:23:06What the hell are you doing?
01:23:07You're a tasty monster!
01:23:15Uh oh!!
01:23:28oh
01:23:50Get up!
01:23:51Oh, you're off.
01:23:56The fuck are we doing?
01:24:00All right.
01:24:39Oh, you're off.
01:24:47To the ready, to the ready, to the ready, to the ready.
01:25:10Whether I'm right, or whether I'm wrong,
01:25:14whether I find a place in this world, or never belong,
01:25:20I gotta be me.
01:25:22I gotta be me.
01:25:25What else can I be but what I am?
01:25:29I wanna live, not really survive,
01:25:35and I won't give up this dream of life that keeps me alive.
01:25:39I gotta be me, I gotta be me.
01:25:44The dream that I see makes me what I am.
01:25:59I won't settle down, or settle for less, as long as there's a chance that I can have it all.
01:26:10I'll go it alone, that's how it must be.
01:26:15I can't be right for nobody else, and I'm not right for me.
01:26:20I gotta be me, I gotta be free, I gotta be free.
01:26:39One, two, three, grab a ding-a-ding!
01:26:43Ding-a-day!
01:26:44Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
01:26:51Mmm, mmms.
01:26:53Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm.
01:26:56Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm.
01:26:57Mmm, mmm, mmm.
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