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00:03:04Hi Leonard, how are you doing?
00:03:10Ricardo, I see you're feeling better, not for you.
00:03:19Hey, Father Cliff?
00:03:22Hello Victor, boys.
00:03:25So what's the story on this project? Is he gonna get booted out of here?
00:03:30I hope not, son.
00:03:31But he's a bad kid, Father.
00:03:34You weren't exactly a saint when you first got here, now were you, Victor?
00:03:37Lest we forget.
00:03:41Got me there.
00:03:47Goodbye, boys.
00:03:50The geos was a little, little man, and a little, little man was he.
00:03:55He climbed up to a sycamore.
00:03:58Oh!
00:04:02Who's...
00:04:05I say who's throwing...
00:04:07Ow!
00:04:10Father Clifford!
00:04:12What are you doing, Roger?
00:04:14Are you running away?
00:04:16Who, me?
00:04:17No, no.
00:04:19What would make you think that?
00:04:20I just, uh, I lost my balance while cleaning my outside windows.
00:04:25Cleaning your windows with a suitcase, were you?
00:04:30Oh, right there.
00:04:33Roger!
00:04:34Roger!
00:04:36My heart...
00:04:38It hurts.
00:04:40Whoa.
00:04:45Oh, no.
00:04:46Oh!
00:04:46Look who's recovered!
00:04:48Let go, homie!
00:04:49Now, now, now, now!
00:04:51What seems to be the problem?
00:04:55Oh!
00:04:57Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:05:19Yes, I did.
00:05:21Even though your parents were the ones who told Mr. Pern that they didn't want you playing any contact sports?
00:05:27My parents say no to everything I want.
00:05:31You know, the other boys are very angry at you, Roger.
00:05:35I don't care what they think.
00:05:38Then why are you running away?
00:05:42What's your IQ, son?
00:05:44185.
00:05:46Ah, my, you're a real genius.
00:05:49Mine's 190.
00:05:50Oh, wait.
00:05:51I forgot.
00:05:53Mine is 195.
00:05:55Oh, wait.
00:05:57I forgot.
00:05:58Mine is almost 200.
00:06:00But that's not really the point.
00:06:02The point is that people like you and I, when we get very frustrated, can cause a lot of damage.
00:06:13You're not like me.
00:06:15Why?
00:06:15Because I'm all grown up?
00:06:18That's true.
00:06:18I've changed.
00:06:20But when I was your age...
00:06:25I...
00:06:27Let me tell you a story about when I was your age.
00:06:30I was traveling with my parents to the island of Hawaii.
00:06:45Weather conditions seem vastly improved, Stefan.
00:06:48I think now we can safely proceed with a scheduled liftoff.
00:07:06Flash down.
00:07:09Would you please stop hitting the back of my chair? I am trying to sleep.
00:07:13I'm sorry, Miss Nice Older Person, but I don't know what you're talking about.
00:07:17Perhaps you were just having a nightmare about your early days in the circus.
00:07:21One more word out of you.
00:07:22I'll call the flight attendant.
00:07:27It wasn't very nice of the mean old lady to smash your collarbone, was it, Stefan?
00:07:31Ladies and gentlemen, we'll be passing over Los Angeles in just about ten minutes.
00:07:37The skies are crystal clear, so it should be smooth sailing all the way to Honolulu.
00:07:51Oh, damn it!
00:07:53Clifford!
00:07:54Why did you wake me?
00:07:56I didn't wake you. Stefan did.
00:07:58Why wouldn't you let him sleep?
00:07:59Now that you are awake, I'd like to ask you, my papa.
00:08:03When we land in Los Angeles, can we then immediately go to Dinosaur World?
00:08:07How many times do I have to tell you, son, the plane doesn't go to Los Angeles.
00:08:10It goes directly to Honolulu.
00:08:12But how can that be, Pappy?
00:08:14How can what be?
00:08:15That on my birthday of all days, I could be so close to Dinosaur World and yet so far away.
00:08:21Don't you start with me. Your birthday was six months ago.
00:08:24Clifford, Daddy is on a business trip.
00:08:29And this is not a vacation?
00:08:31No.
00:08:32So you dropped this Dinosaur World thing for five seconds, huh?
00:08:34Would you do that for me?
00:08:35Oh, you're driving me crazy.
00:08:38Uh-oh.
00:08:39Looks like Daddy's gonna have a big stroke.
00:08:42And then he'll be talking again.
00:08:44Oh, I swear to God.
00:08:45Clifford!
00:08:47Oh, God, would you just stop me for just a minute?
00:08:49Whatever you say, sweet one who birthed me.
00:08:54May I visit the Captain Father?
00:08:57I would imagine he would be very brave and wise.
00:09:00Possibly with a cleft in his chin.
00:09:04All right, just be back for dinner.
00:09:06Whatever you say, my Papa.
00:09:10Ow, ow, ow!
00:09:11Oh, God!
00:09:12Ow!
00:09:24Captain, we have a young man here who has a request.
00:09:28Hi, what's your name, son?
00:09:29My name is Clifford.
00:09:31And I think you're the bestest captain in the whole wide world.
00:09:35Well, thank you.
00:09:37Thank you, Clifford.
00:09:38I was wondering, my Captain, if we could land in Los Angeles so I could go to Dinosaur World.
00:09:43The only way we could land in Los Angeles would be for an emergency.
00:09:48Whatever you say, my Captain.
00:09:56Geez, it's awful quiet in here.
00:10:00Where's Clifford?
00:10:03He struck the engines down.
00:10:06I'm sorry, I don't know why Stefan did that.
00:10:08Are you out of here, please, sir?
00:10:11No!
00:10:17Stefan?
00:10:18Hang in.
00:10:23I've regained control in number four Los Angeles.
00:10:25Where's permission for emergency landing procedures?
00:10:28Roger, flight 43.
00:10:30This is LAX approach.
00:10:31You are cleared for immediate landing on runway 23.
00:10:36What an amazing story.
00:10:38You liked that, did you?
00:10:39That's hysterical.
00:10:41You got them to land the plane, you won, and you got what you wanted.
00:10:45Yes, but I risked the lives of a couple of hundred people.
00:10:48But no one got hurt.
00:10:49But they could have.
00:10:50But they didn't.
00:10:52Anyway, that was a truly wonderful story, Father.
00:10:55But I have to get going now.
00:10:57Fine. Bye-bye.
00:11:04Son, that's not the whole story, it's just the beginning.
00:11:07Oh.
00:11:08Sorry, Father.
00:11:09That's all right.
00:11:10Sit down and get comfortable.
00:11:13Would you like a mint?
00:11:15No, thank you.
00:11:18Well, I guess we have to begin the story earlier that day.
00:11:21You see...
00:11:26You see...
00:11:27Yes.
00:11:29I'll save this for later.
00:11:31You see, I had an uncle named Martin, who was a famous architect.
00:11:37And he had two dreams.
00:11:40One was to build a great mass transit system for what was known at that time as the city of
00:11:47Los Angeles.
00:11:48And his other dream was to marry Sarah, the love of his life.
00:11:54Sarah was a teacher who operated a daycare center where he worked.
00:11:59And she loved him very much.
00:12:01In fact, they were engaged to be married.
00:12:05Hi.
00:12:06Hi.
00:12:07You look so handsome.
00:12:08You look so handsome.
00:12:10I'm in a very good mood.
00:12:12How come?
00:12:13It's a surprise, I'll tell you later.
00:12:14Oh, no.
00:12:15Tell me now.
00:12:16No, come on.
00:12:16Tell me right now.
00:12:20You're gonna love this.
00:12:21It's gonna literally be the biggest surprise of your life.
00:12:25Okay.
00:12:26Are you here?
00:12:26We're here!
00:12:29I'm excited.
00:12:30Don't peek!
00:12:31I'm not!
00:12:32Don't peek!
00:12:33Whoa!
00:12:35Martin!
00:12:35Are you excited?
00:12:36Yeah!
00:12:37I'm so excited.
00:12:38I'm so excited.
00:12:38Wait a minute.
00:12:39This is gonna...
00:12:40Wait.
00:12:40Okay.
00:12:41Okay.
00:12:42Please don't peek!
00:12:43I'm not!
00:12:44Okay.
00:12:45Okay.
00:12:45All right.
00:12:50Okay, look!
00:12:54Are you stunned?
00:12:56What am I looking at?
00:12:58The house!
00:12:59I bought it!
00:13:01It's on a cliff?
00:13:03That's what you want!
00:13:04A cliff!
00:13:06This is...
00:13:07It's incredible!
00:13:09Isn't it?
00:13:10Isn't it?
00:13:10Look, isn't it?
00:13:10Uh-huh.
00:13:11I mean, it's very minimalist, but it's kind of quiet intensity.
00:13:14Doesn't it?
00:13:14Doesn't it?
00:13:16It's very warm.
00:13:18There was, however, one slight problem.
00:13:20Sarah wanted children very much, but Martin, it seemed, was in no hurry.
00:13:26Martin?
00:13:28How many bedrooms in this house?
00:13:31One, honey.
00:13:32One bedroom, honey.
00:13:35But look at this view!
00:13:36Look at this!
00:13:37The ocean!
00:13:38I think...
00:13:38I think you can see Catalina out there.
00:13:40It's just...
00:13:42Whoa!
00:13:43That is quite a drop.
00:13:46Honey?
00:13:48I don't believe I let this happen again.
00:13:51Honey, what's wrong?
00:13:52I can't marry you.
00:13:54Why?
00:13:54You're just like my first husband.
00:13:56He didn't want kids, either.
00:13:57When did I say I didn't want kids?
00:13:59You don't have to say it.
00:14:00It's so obvious.
00:14:01It's a joke.
00:14:02What are you talking about?
00:14:04I'm talking about this bachelor pad with one bedroom.
00:14:08Where's that kid supposed to sleep?
00:14:10Oh, honey, have you ever heard the word sofa bed?
00:14:14Stupid?
00:14:14Have you ever heard the word stupid?
00:14:16Stupid?
00:14:17We say stupid?
00:14:17Stupid!
00:14:18Are you saying this house couldn't work for kids?
00:14:21Oh, no.
00:14:22It's perfect.
00:14:23Where are the kids, honey?
00:14:24Oh, they're just out back playing on the cliff.
00:14:26I can't believe what I'm hearing, Sarah.
00:14:28I love kids.
00:14:29Oh, you don't.
00:14:30I saw you at the daycare today.
00:14:32Oh, no, no, no.
00:14:33You're talking about other people's children.
00:14:34You should see me with a kid I know.
00:14:36You know, my own flesh and blood.
00:14:37My nephew!
00:14:38You never mentioned you had a nephew?
00:14:40I love my nephew.
00:14:42What's his name?
00:14:44I want to say Mason.
00:14:47Uh, Clifford.
00:14:48Little Clifford.
00:14:49How old is he?
00:14:51I haven't seen him since the christening.
00:14:52He'd be older now.
00:14:54Uh...
00:14:54Older now?
00:14:55Yeah, like, like, like ten.
00:14:57You know, my brother Julian and I don't speak as much as we'd like to.
00:15:00I will tell you this.
00:15:01I have heard that Clifford is a very special boy.
00:15:06Where is that little monster?
00:15:07Julian, please.
00:15:11Well, you did it, didn't you?
00:15:13You did it again, didn't you?
00:15:15You're banned from the flight.
00:15:16No.
00:15:16They're not gonna allow you back on the plane,
00:15:18which means that I'm gonna miss the convention tomorrow,
00:15:20which means that I'm gonna lose thousands of dollars in speaker's fees.
00:15:22Do you understand me?
00:15:24Do you understand what...
00:15:26Where did you get that walk, man?
00:15:28Did you steal it?
00:15:28No.
00:15:29Oh, my God!
00:15:30Is there no end to your madness?
00:15:33No, a kind of old priest gave it to me, da.
00:15:36You're lying.
00:15:37No.
00:15:38You're lying to your own father's face.
00:15:41I have a good mind to leave you right here, you little animal.
00:15:43What a terrible thing to say to such a sweet child.
00:15:47I'm dreadfully sorry, Mrs. Extra-Wide-load.
00:15:51What, are you packing in now, huh?
00:15:53About two dozen jelly donuts a day, huh?
00:15:56Julian, calm down!
00:15:58Your heart.
00:15:59Daddy!
00:16:01It's coming!
00:16:02Oh, God.
00:16:03Oh, God!
00:16:04Oh!
00:16:06Theodora!
00:16:07What am I gonna do?
00:16:08I...
00:16:08I gotta be on that plane.
00:16:11Peppy?
00:16:11Peppy?
00:16:11Peppy?
00:16:12What?
00:16:13I have a great idea.
00:16:14Doesn't Uncle Martin live in Los Angeles?
00:16:16Maybe I...
00:16:17I can go to his house, and then you could go to Hawaii,
00:16:20and I could go to Dinosaur World.
00:16:27Wait, wait, wait.
00:16:28Sarah?
00:16:30Martin?
00:16:30Yes?
00:16:32Martin, it's Julian.
00:16:33Your brother.
00:16:36Your brother, Julian?
00:16:37Yes?
00:16:38Yeah, Martin, look, I know that I haven't made much of an attempt
00:16:41to keep in touch over the years, and I wouldn't blame you
00:16:44if you hung up on me now, but don't hang up, okay?
00:16:46I...
00:16:47I...
00:16:49I'm in a terrible dilemma.
00:16:51I...
00:16:51I have a tremendous favor to ask you.
00:17:00I can't believe it.
00:17:02He went for it.
00:17:03I'm gonna go to Dinosaur World!
00:17:05I told him that I had this lucrative speaking engagement
00:17:07and that Clifford gets airsick.
00:17:09Dinosaur World, I'm going to!
00:17:11He almost seemed excited about it!
00:17:19Excuse me, I'm Martin Daniels.
00:17:21I'm here to pick up my nephew Clifford.
00:17:23Do you have any identification?
00:17:24Yeah.
00:17:29All right.
00:17:29He's in the back room resting.
00:17:31Why don't you come with me?
00:17:37Clifford.
00:17:39This is so cute.
00:17:41Come here.
00:17:42Look.
00:18:00Clifford.
00:18:01Don't reject me!
00:18:07Uncle Martin?
00:18:10Yes.
00:18:13I'm gonna go big.
00:18:16Oh!
00:18:25Dearest Uncle Martin?
00:18:26Yes, Clifford.
00:18:27Can we go to Dinosaur World now?
00:18:29Dinosaur World?
00:18:31It's closed.
00:18:32It's 10.30, Clifford.
00:18:33But I'll let you in on a little secret.
00:18:35I've got a lifetime past the Dinosaur World
00:18:37because I designed Larry the Scary...
00:18:39Scary Rex?
00:18:39You designed Larry the Scary Rex?
00:18:44I'm Larry the Scary Rex.
00:18:46I'm a scary dinosaur.
00:18:48But don't be scared of my sharp, sharp teeth
00:18:49and my mighty, mighty roar.
00:18:53Oh, boy, you are some sort of hero.
00:18:55Let's go get your bags.
00:18:57Yes.
00:18:58Somebody stole my dog sneakers.
00:19:00Calm down!
00:19:00Somebody stole my dog.
00:19:01Have you guys unloaded everything on flight 791 yet?
00:19:04Oh, yeah.
00:19:05Well, so far I'm missing a mountain bike, a stereo, a surfboard
00:19:10and a big brown dog.
00:19:15You brought a lot of stuff.
00:19:17I'm sorry, Uncle Martin.
00:19:18My dads are scared of burglars.
00:19:20He makes us take everything when we go on a trip.
00:19:23You're a dog.
00:19:24I couldn't leave my sneakers at home.
00:19:27Of course you couldn't.
00:19:34What?
00:19:40Sarah's gonna be so excited to meet you.
00:19:42I told her how special you are to me.
00:19:43But we've never met before.
00:19:45That's not true.
00:19:47I was with you at the christening.
00:19:49I spent the better part of a whole day in your company.
00:19:52I...
00:19:52I have the utmost admiration for you.
00:19:55Oh, Uncle Martin.
00:19:56Oh!
00:19:57Okay.
00:19:59Okay, you can let go now.
00:20:01Okey-dokey, sir.
00:20:02Okey-dokey.
00:20:03Okay.
00:20:05Oh, Sarah loves dogs.
00:20:07Come on, sneakers.
00:20:08Come on, sneakers.
00:20:11Come on, sneakers.
00:20:13Come on, sneakers.
00:20:14Come on.
00:20:19Come on.
00:20:28Come on, boy.
00:20:29Come on, sneakers.
00:20:30Please, boy, get out of the car.
00:20:33Yeah.
00:20:35Aah!
00:20:36Ah!
00:20:43Whoa!
00:20:44Just face it, Sarah, you're gonna be alone the rest of your life.
00:20:48Just like that maid on the Brady Bunch.
00:20:52Faking enthusiasm for other people's happiness.
00:20:55Oh, and then there's, of course, the pity of others to look forward, too.
00:21:00Isn't that Sarah Davis?
00:21:01She's aged.
00:21:03She drove off every minute she ever had.
00:21:05And then she just withered up like an old prune who couldn't...
00:21:13Sarah?
00:21:16Don't judge me, Uncle Martin. It was Stefan's fault.
00:21:19Shame on you. Shame on your eyes.
00:21:21What? Sarah!
00:21:23Martin?
00:21:25Are you okay?
00:21:26Oh, you scared me. That was a lousy trick to play.
00:21:30What trick?
00:21:31Your stupid dinosaur in the shower.
00:21:34Oh, no, no. That was Clifford.
00:21:37Who the hell is Clifford?
00:21:39My nephew, Clifford. Remember, I was just telling you about him.
00:21:44Your nephew's here?
00:21:46I got a call from my brother, Julian. He was flying to Hawaii, and Julian said, you know, would I
00:21:51look after him for a week?
00:21:52Can I say, of course I would. I mean, he's a wonderful kid. Come on, meet him.
00:21:59Okay.
00:22:04Hi.
00:22:06How come, Martin? I hope your friend doesn't mind that I help myself do a snack.
00:22:09That's okay.
00:22:11Martin?
00:22:12Martin?
00:22:12Oh, Clifford. This is... This is Sarah Davis.
00:22:21Hello.
00:22:23Hello, Miss Sarah Davis.
00:22:25Ooh, that's a lovely bathrobe you're wearing.
00:22:29I'm sure anyone else who wouldn't look half as lovely.
00:22:33Oh, thank you. What a sweet thing to say.
00:22:37Isn't he everything I said he was?
00:22:39I love you, my Uncle Martin.
00:22:40Oh, and I you, Clinton.
00:22:41Clifford.
00:22:42Clifford.
00:22:43Isn't there an incredible family resemblance? Look at this.
00:22:47Well, I guess so, yes.
00:22:55Well, I'd like to see a lot more of you, Clifford. Perhaps you can convince your uncle to make sure
00:22:59of that.
00:23:01Absolutely.
00:23:02But right now, sleepyhead, we've got to get you an Uncle Martin's.
00:23:06Nobody I would despise when someone ruffles my hair like that, Uncle Martin, but not when you do it.
00:23:13Isn't he something?
00:23:15Yes, he certainly is.
00:23:17Okay, honey. Let's go.
00:23:26Good night, darling.
00:23:28Good night.
00:23:31Okay, Clifford. Come on.
00:23:34Good night.
00:23:35Good night.
00:23:36Good night to you.
00:23:37Good night, sweet Sarah.
00:23:38May all your dreams be pleasant when the rainbow arches...
00:23:42Come on, sweetie.
00:23:43Time to go to bed.
00:23:51Like other native peoples, the lake girls copy the movement of animals.
00:23:58Since the beginning of the animals allowed them to enter their land, there has been mutual respect.
00:24:04This dance then called the...
00:24:07Time to turn off the videos.
00:24:08No expression of their culture.
00:24:11Okay.
00:24:11Come on.
00:24:12Time to go to sleep.
00:24:13Yes.
00:24:15Stefan felt that was a very cruel action, Uncle Martin.
00:24:18Now, will you tell Stefan...
00:24:22That's 2 o'clock in the morning, and we have to get up very early, because tomorrow we're going to
00:24:28Dinosaur World.
00:24:30Oh, you're the bestest uncle in the whole wide world.
00:24:33Help us.
00:24:34Fuck.
00:24:46Thanks.
00:24:48Good night, Clifford.
00:24:50Good night, Uncle Martin.
00:24:55Good night, Clifford.
00:24:58Good night, Uncle Martin.
00:25:04You wouldn't lie to me, would you Uncle Martin?
00:25:06Because if you did, I'd be so angry.
00:25:08I don't know what I'd do.
00:25:10No, I wouldn't lie to you.
00:25:13Get in the bed.
00:25:18Cozy, cozy.
00:25:21Uncle Martin?
00:25:23Whose ring is this?
00:25:24Where did you get that?
00:25:25The dresser over there.
00:25:26Give me that.
00:25:27No.
00:25:28That's very valuable.
00:25:29That's my grandmother's wedding ring.
00:25:31Then wouldn't she be my great-grandmother?
00:25:34Yes.
00:25:35Then wouldn't this ring be just as much mine as yours?
00:25:39What's your point?
00:25:40Well, I want to marry Miss Sarah Davis and give her this ring.
00:25:45That's very sweet, but it's very unrealistic.
00:25:49I still want the ring.
00:25:51Well, you can't have it.
00:25:53But it sparkles.
00:25:55I like the sparkle as well.
00:25:57I'm going to give Sarah this ring someday.
00:26:00How exciting.
00:26:02Ring bearer.
00:26:05We'll see.
00:26:08This is smiling, isn't it?
00:26:28I need a blue bow.
00:26:33I'm Martin.
00:26:35Hi, Clifford.
00:26:36Hello, Miss Sarah Davis.
00:26:39Alice, I didn't know you were a teacher, had I known I would have brought you an apple.
00:26:45What a charming thing to say. How very thoughtful.
00:26:48I'm taking Clifford to Dinosaur World. Then I've got a meeting with Alice.
00:26:53Alice's deadline is really closing in on me.
00:26:55Oh, well, it'll be okay. Your ideas are great.
00:26:59Come on, Clifford.
00:27:00But you have to admit it's a little odd that this daycare center has been here for over six months
00:27:05and Mr. Alice doesn't even have the decency to drop in, not even once.
00:27:08I'm sure he hates kids. I mean, he's definitely an odd guy.
00:27:11I mean, what really makes me nervous about him is if I don't talk fast enough, he snaps his fingers
00:27:15down.
00:27:16What a creep! Oh, God!
00:27:18And I hear he's a complete womanizer and he's obsessed with himself.
00:27:22And you know that's supposed to be a wig that he's wearing.
00:27:25Get out of here! Alice wears a rug?
00:27:27Oh, he's got to be the creep!
00:27:31Mr. Alice, how are you?
00:27:33Thanks for coming in. And I don't believe we've met.
00:27:36Oh, this is Miss Sarah...
00:27:37Sarah Davis, of course. I'm well aware.
00:27:39I'm just proud to have the opportunity to thank you for the wonderful job you've done.
00:27:44Oh, thank you.
00:27:45Oh, well, isn't that impressive? That is really...
00:27:48Yeah, okay.
00:27:49Now, you know, I don't think there's anything more meaningful to me than the welfare of our employees.
00:27:54Oh!
00:27:54Oh, this is my nephew, Clifford.
00:27:59Say hello to my boss, Mr. Alice.
00:28:01Oh, look at me a cute little fella. Hi, sonny!
00:28:03Morning, Mr. Alice.
00:28:05My, that's the bestest-looking wig I've ever seen!
00:28:08Oh, no, no, no, that's... that's... that's not a wig.
00:28:12Please.
00:28:12You said it was a wig?
00:28:13No, no, no, I didn't.
00:28:14You called it a rug, too.
00:28:15No, no, no, no, you misunderstood me, son.
00:28:17I never said you wore a wig, sir.
00:28:19Good, good.
00:28:22What are you looking at?
00:28:23No, no, you know...
00:28:24It's not a wig.
00:28:24I know that, sir.
00:28:26Come on.
00:28:26Kidding?
00:28:26Not a rug, either.
00:28:28Just don't worry about that.
00:28:30Right, don't worry about that.
00:28:32Well, I guess, uh, you and I have a lot of work to do, huh?
00:28:35Yes, sir.
00:28:35Uh, but I-I was wondering one thing.
00:28:37If, uh, later on, would it be okay if I gave you a call?
00:28:40Sure, sure.
00:28:40Me?
00:28:41No, her.
00:28:41My fiance?
00:28:42There's something I would, uh, I'd really love to, uh, to talk to you about.
00:28:46Oh.
00:28:47Well, that'd be fun-fine that...
00:28:51Okay.
00:28:52Well, goodbye, sir.
00:28:56Charming.
00:28:58You want me to redesign the entire model in two days?
00:29:02Look, the bottom line is, you've got to move the train line.
00:29:05What?
00:29:06Yeah, two miles.
00:29:07Oh, what?
00:29:09That's impossible.
00:29:11That'll put the train line...
00:29:12Uh, that's right through the Sepulveda dam.
00:29:16Hmm.
00:29:17That's not good.
00:29:20Well, you'll, uh, you'll come up with something.
00:29:23You'll hold up for a few days and drink a lot of coffee and blah, blah, blah.
00:29:27And, uh, you being the true professional that I know you are,
00:29:30I know you'll, uh, you'll hit another home run for us, just like you always do.
00:29:35You all right?
00:29:36No.
00:29:36Good man.
00:29:37Absolutely right.
00:29:37Yes, sir.
00:29:41If you're a visitor, would you do me a favor?
00:29:43Would you, uh, enter your visitor card number?
00:29:50Oh, Clifford!
00:30:01Hello, Uncle Martin, are we ready to go to Dinosaur World now?
00:30:04Uh, Clifford, uh, I've got some bad news.
00:30:09I can't take you right now!
00:30:12Turn back, Uncle Martin!
00:30:13The freeway to Dinosaur World is not there!
00:30:15Oh, you're gonna make us friends!
00:30:17That's so big!
00:30:22Help me, Stefan!
00:30:23Make it all better somehow!
00:30:25Get a hold of yourself!
00:30:26You're out of control!
00:30:30What? What?
00:30:31A whole gang of chocolate!
00:30:33I need it badly!
00:30:36Jesus!
00:30:44Okay!
00:30:45All right!
00:30:46Okay!
00:30:46Wait, wait a minute!
00:30:47I'll be right back!
00:30:48Don't, don't breathe!
00:30:50Hold on!
00:30:52Okay!
00:30:58Okay, kids!
00:30:59Next stop, Dinosaur World!
00:31:01Who's excited?
00:31:03Sorry, Dad!
00:31:04I have to go to the bathroom!
00:31:05Come on, hurry up!
00:31:17What do you mean you're out of chocolate?
00:31:18How can that be?
00:31:19Everybody wants chocolate!
00:31:21I'm out of chocolate!
00:31:21I need chocolate!
00:31:23All right, all right!
00:31:23I might have an Easter Bunny left away in the fridge!
00:31:27Get me the bunny!
00:31:34Thanks for making us all wait, you little dork!
00:31:39Clifford?
00:31:44Clifford?
00:31:49What?
00:31:50Where did you get those clothes?
00:31:52This kid bought my dinosaur costume!
00:31:58What's the matter with you?
00:31:59Are you crazy?
00:32:01What are you doing?
00:32:02I'm terribly sorry!
00:32:04Where's my son?
00:32:05The last time I saw him, he was counting the money that he was given in the men's room!
00:32:10You...
00:32:11Pervert!
00:32:16Oh, my ear!
00:32:17You hit my ear!
00:32:19Tell me where he is!
00:32:21Mom!
00:32:22I'm over here!
00:32:23Oh, Kevin!
00:32:25You're all right!
00:32:28What in the world is...
00:32:32So, any luck with that chocolate?
00:32:35Any luck with that chocolate?
00:32:37Any luck with that chocolate?
00:32:44Bad boy, Clifford!
00:32:45Bad boy!
00:32:47I don't know what to say to you!
00:32:49I'm shocked!
00:32:50You could've given that child's parents a heart attack!
00:32:53If they pressed charges, you could end up in prison!
00:32:58And the wasted time!
00:33:00I happen to be very busy young man!
00:33:03The entire city of Los Angeles is relying on me for public transit!
00:33:08My boss is breathing down my neck!
00:33:10That was so embarrassing with Mr. Ellis!
00:33:14Please don't ever tell someone that they have a nice wig!
00:33:18I said it was the bestest looking wig I ever saw!
00:33:21It was a compliment!
00:33:22He says he doesn't wear a wig!
00:33:24And a person doesn't take it as a compliment if you say nice wig!
00:33:29But I didn't say nice wig!
00:33:30Uncle Martin, I said bestest looking wig!
00:33:33I believe there is a difference!
00:33:34How is it that you're such an authority on wigs?
00:33:37Because my teacher, Mr. Cavanaugh, wears a wig!
00:33:40And he lets us play with it at recess sometimes!
00:33:43Your teacher lets you play with his wig?
00:33:45A wig? Frisbee!
00:33:51Ms. Gathercole, the art teacher, borrows it as well!
00:33:54That would be for different reasons!
00:33:58Let's just forget about the wig!
00:34:00But I've got to punish you!
00:34:02And that means Dinosaur World is out!
00:34:05I don't understand!
00:34:07I've got a bombshell for you, young man!
00:34:09I happen to be the boss in this house, and you cannot fight City Hall!
00:34:13But surely Uncle Martin, someone as wise and worldly as you,
00:34:15would realize that breaking a little boy's promise
00:34:18and then punishing him for it
00:34:19would be a terrible, terrible thing!
00:34:23I would imagine that little boy wouldn't be responsible for what he was gonna do next!
00:34:27See, now that sounds like a threat to me, and I don't like threats!
00:34:30So you're gonna spend the rest of the day in your room!
00:34:33Now you march, young man!
00:34:36March!
00:34:37March!
00:34:40It's not fair, Stefan!
00:34:44He was the one who broke his promise, and now I'm the one who's being punished!
00:34:49It isn't fair!
00:34:52They're never fair!
00:34:55Well, I am gonna go to Dinosaur World, I don't care what he says!
00:35:07Hello?
00:35:08Hi, it's me.
00:35:10How was Dinosaur World?
00:35:12Oh, I had to postpone it.
00:35:13Ellis hit me with about a hundred changes to make on the model in the next two days.
00:35:17Oh!
00:35:18Oh, you poor thing.
00:35:19How's Clifford?
00:35:20He must be heartbroken.
00:35:22Nah, he's fine.
00:35:23In fact, we're in the kitchen right now making popcorn.
00:35:26Use a potholder, Cliffy!
00:35:28So, um, I was calling about tonight.
00:35:31Tonight?
00:35:31My parents' anniversary.
00:35:33Why, did you forget?
00:35:34No!
00:35:35Come on, are you kidding?
00:35:36I can't miss your parents' anniversary party.
00:35:39Okay.
00:35:40Well, it's seven o'clock.
00:35:41I can't wait for my folks to meet Clifford.
00:35:44See you then.
00:35:45Bye.
00:35:45Bye.
00:35:52Isn't that something, Stefan?
00:35:55Too busy for a boy's dream, but not too busy to go out to dinner.
00:36:17It's Potashou.
00:36:18And that means Dinosaur World is out.
00:36:21That would be a mistake.
00:36:23I've got a bombshell for you, young man.
00:36:25I happen to be the boss in this house, and you cannot fight City Hall.
00:36:33Stefan?
00:36:34Do you like Uncle Martin?
00:36:37So do I.
00:36:39This is Martin Daniels.
00:36:41I've got a bomb.
00:36:46Wow, is this house ever huge?
00:36:50Wow, Uncle Martin, do they live in a hotel?
00:36:53You're not still mad at me for grounding you, are you, Clifford?
00:36:57Of course not, Uncle Martin.
00:36:58Whatever would make you think that.
00:37:03Yeah, there.
00:37:04Now, Daddy, I want you to be nice to Martin for me, okay?
00:37:07Well, if I have to, honey.
00:37:09I told you before, I don't understand a man at his age and still not married.
00:37:14Hi, honey.
00:37:15Hi, Daddy.
00:37:15Look, it's Martin.
00:37:17Hi.
00:37:19Congratulations, sir.
00:37:19Happy anniversary, and then I hope you have many, many more.
00:37:23Daddy, this is Martin's nephew, Clifford.
00:37:25Well, now, look at this big fella.
00:37:28Clifford, is it?
00:37:29Yeah.
00:37:30What do you want to be when you grow up, Cliff?
00:37:32A dinosaur.
00:37:36Do you like dinosaurs, Miss Sarah?
00:37:38I adore dinosaurs.
00:37:40Uh-huh.
00:37:40Hey, Clifford, would you like a cup of punch?
00:37:42I would like that very much.
00:37:44Martin Bloody Mary.
00:37:45Thank you, thank you.
00:37:46You have a most exceptional daughter, sir.
00:37:50Thank you for letting me know.
00:37:53Well, you must be having the time of your life.
00:37:57Why do you say that, Miss Sarah?
00:37:59Oh, getting to spend time with your uncle, finally, and everything.
00:38:03Oh, Uncle Martin.
00:38:07Dear scary Uncle Martin.
00:38:09Sarah!
00:38:10Hello, darling.
00:38:12Oh, how fabulous you look.
00:38:14I always loved you in that dress.
00:38:16It's new, Julius.
00:38:17Oh.
00:38:18Yes, of course it is.
00:38:20Oh, come and meet Rawijni.
00:38:21He doesn't understand a word.
00:38:22I'll be back in one second, Clifford.
00:38:24Okey-dokey.
00:38:44Hi, Clifford.
00:38:45How, Uncle Martin?
00:38:46Have you seen Sarah?
00:38:47She was taken off to meet someone named Rawijni by a lady who looks like this.
00:38:53What makes her face look like that, Uncle Martin?
00:38:56That's what they call a facelift.
00:38:58What's a facelift?
00:38:59Oh.
00:39:00Oh.
00:39:03That's not child's hodge.
00:39:04Oh.
00:39:05I believe your drink is right there.
00:39:07Oh, thanks.
00:39:09Martin!
00:39:10Oh, Mrs. Davis.
00:39:11Oh.
00:39:13Oh, I knew you'd come.
00:39:15Parker said you'd try to weasel out of it, but I knew better.
00:39:19Oh, not come to your 35th anniversary.
00:39:21That would be unthinkable.
00:39:27Is this Clifford?
00:39:29Yes, I believe it is me.
00:39:31I'm Sarah's mother.
00:39:33I'm Annabelle.
00:39:34If you're Miss Sarah's mother, you must be the most wonderful person in the whole wide world.
00:39:41What a gorgeous, gorgeous child!
00:39:44Oh, mwah!
00:39:47Mwah!
00:39:48Mwah!
00:39:49Mwah!
00:39:49Mwah!
00:39:49Mwah!
00:39:49Mwah!
00:39:50Mwah!
00:39:53I believe Uncle Martin would like to offer you a toast on this somewhat auspicious occasion.
00:39:58Oh, how sweet.
00:40:00Parker, Sarah, everybody, come on, gather around.
00:40:04Sarah's Martin is toasting.
00:40:06Aw.
00:40:06Come on, quickly, quickly.
00:40:08Here we go.
00:40:09It's a toast.
00:40:11We raise our glasses.
00:40:13First, to Parker Davis, the patriarch of the Davis family.
00:40:20For 35 years, a devoted husband and a loving, loving father.
00:40:26We love you very much, sir.
00:40:29Here, here.
00:40:31Here, here.
00:40:34Next.
00:40:46Aren't you gonna say something nice about Sarah's mother?
00:40:52Goddammit, Daniels!
00:40:53Get on with it!
00:40:54Are you feeling okay, Martin?
00:40:58Ah!
00:41:03Ah!
00:41:07Ah!
00:41:09Ah!
00:41:10Ah!
00:41:10Would you just choose us?
00:41:11I'm, uh, I just wouldn't like a word with my nephew.
00:41:13Yes, the paprika sauce was the talk of the party.
00:41:16Pass it on.
00:41:17I don't know why.
00:41:19You're trying to punish me because I haven't taken you to Dinosaur World.
00:41:22What do you mean, Uncle Martin?
00:41:23What do I mean?
00:41:24You put something in my drink.
00:41:25In your drink?
00:41:26In my drink!
00:41:27In my drink!
00:41:28I thought my, my, my mouth was gonna burn off!
00:41:30You think it's funny?
00:41:32No.
00:41:33It was funny, Uncle Martin.
00:41:35It was because you made a toast.
00:41:38Here's to Parker Davis.
00:41:39We love you, sir.
00:41:41And then you held up the drink.
00:41:48And everyone was staring and saying, what a goof.
00:41:52It was a goof, and then you ran over to the pipe.
00:41:53Oh!
00:42:10Oh!
00:42:11Oh!
00:42:11Oh!
00:42:12Oh!
00:42:12Oh!
00:42:12Oh!
00:42:13Oh!
00:42:15Look at it. Hit it. Hit it. Keep your eye on it.
00:42:17Keep your eye on the ball.
00:42:19I'm too picky to remember all the facts.
00:42:27So...
00:42:28You ready? Okay?
00:42:30Yes.
00:42:34They're starting to serve dinner now.
00:42:38Dinner is served.
00:42:39Oh, hungry boy am I.
00:42:42Clifford, maybe you'd like to go wash your hands.
00:42:45Oh, yeah.
00:42:51Goodbye, Captain.
00:42:59You'd tell me if you were having a nervous breakdown, wouldn't you?
00:43:04Nervous breakdown.
00:43:09He says he wants me to fly to San Francisco with him tomorrow to open a new daycare center.
00:43:14What did you say?
00:43:15I said yes. It's only for one night.
00:43:18You're spending the night in San Francisco with Ellis?
00:43:21Well, he's my boss. What was I supposed to say? No?
00:43:24What is wrong with you tonight?
00:43:26Hey, Pepper, what are you doing?
00:43:27I'm sorry, Uncle Martin. I just wanted to borrow your lip thingy stuff.
00:43:31My lips are somewhat bled.
00:43:33You can't just put your hand into somebody's pocket and know you cannot borrow it.
00:43:35It's not sanitary.
00:43:37Whatever you say, Uncle Martin.
00:43:39Here are your pickles, sir.
00:43:41Oh, thank you ever so kindly, sir.
00:43:44What a nice, polite young man you are.
00:43:48He said that even though you tend to be a bit of a worrywart,
00:43:52that he has every confidence you'll come through in the end.
00:43:55And if I do, maybe he'll take me to San Francisco for the night, too.
00:43:58No, just because I'm in a good mood and you're not,
00:44:01you just can't stand it, can you?
00:44:03I could stand it.
00:44:04Just forget it.
00:44:08I could stand it.
00:44:11I could stand it.
00:44:12Hey, I'll go with you.
00:44:14I'll go with you.
00:44:15I'll go with you.
00:44:15Well, give me the dog.
00:44:17I'll go with you.
00:44:17Wonderful, good.
00:44:19Good.
00:44:19I was born in the second life.
00:44:24Hi.
00:44:25Well, what the hell do you think you're doing?
00:44:31Oh, Martin, you are hysterical.
00:44:53Go like this.
00:44:58Martin, go to the bathroom and wipe it off.
00:45:09There's a bathroom on the second floor, madam.
00:45:14Are you Martin Daniels?
00:45:16Yes.
00:45:17May I spend the night at your house, Miss Sarah?
00:45:21Oh, I...
00:45:22Madam, come quickly, please.
00:45:25You're making a terrible mistake. This is an anniversary party. Stop this. I am the fiance of...
00:45:32I'm Miss Davis' fiance!
00:45:35Martin?
00:45:35Sorry, ladies and gentlemen. We are police officers. Don't be alarmed. This gentleman is suspected of planting an explosive device.
00:45:44What? No! Now, I'm with the city!
00:45:47I'm designing a public transit system for the entire city of Los Angeles!
00:45:52You made some sort of horrible mistakes.
00:45:56We don't think so, ma'am.
00:45:57Help!
00:45:57Well, it's not as if I didn't warn her.
00:46:00Oh, but can't you wait?
00:46:02Uncle Martin!
00:46:03No!
00:46:07In the name of all that's holy, somebody help my uncle!
00:46:10He's an innocent man, I tell you! An innocent... man!
00:46:18Mission accomplished, friend.
00:46:23Now, why don't you just make things easier on everybody and tell us where the bomb is hidden?
00:46:28What are you talking about? Do I look like someone that would put a bomb under City Hall?
00:46:34Now, I know what you're trying to do. You're trying to get a confession out of me by grilling me
00:46:38under these hot lights!
00:46:40Sorry.
00:46:44Well, you know, now I can't see anything.
00:46:50That's...
00:46:53Is that better?
00:46:55Look, I don't want to make this about lighting. Let's just move on with it.
00:46:59You wanted to get caught! You were the one who called us!
00:47:02What?!
00:47:05Hi, this is Martin Daniels. I'm not home right now, but I've got a bomb under City Hall. Talk to
00:47:10you later.
00:47:10Oh, well, no, no, that's... this is a... this is part of my answering machine message!
00:47:15This is a prank! This is a joke! You don't have to believe me! Call my home! Call my home!
00:47:19Here.
00:47:21Speaker's on.
00:47:26Hi, this is Clifford. I can't tell you where my Uncle Martin is right now, but I'll give you a
00:47:30hint.
00:47:31Kaboom!
00:47:48Clifford?
00:47:49I'm sorry, I didn't mean to scare you.
00:47:52Good morning, Miss Sarah.
00:47:54You're all dressed up to go dreaming, and don't tell me I'm wrong.
00:47:58Oh, thank you.
00:48:01I didn't hear you get up.
00:48:03I've been up since five.
00:48:05I don't sleep as much as one might assume.
00:48:08Well, I see you found something to eat.
00:48:11Yes.
00:48:12Hi. It's the tailbird.
00:48:16Oh, Martin, I've been so worried.
00:48:18You've been worried?
00:48:22There he is.
00:48:23Hi, Clifford. You okay?
00:48:25Hi, Uncle Martin. How was your stay in penitentiary?
00:48:28Did you meet any interesting hoodlums?
00:48:35So, what happened? Are you really in trouble?
00:48:37Oh, how do you hear this? I've told you about Larry Gould, right?
00:48:41No.
00:48:42You know, Larry Gould, Mr. Practical Jokes, the whole thing was a set-up.
00:48:48Oh! Oh, no! I don't believe what I'm hearing.
00:48:51I don't believe what I'm hearing, either.
00:48:55Oh, honey, be careful while you eat your cereal.
00:48:57Use a napkin. This boy and his cereal.
00:49:03So, explain to me what happened.
00:49:05Larry Gould tapes my answering machine message.
00:49:08Then he tapes the conversation with me on the phone.
00:49:10He edits the two of them together.
00:49:12The police play it for me, and I think I'm going insane.
00:49:16That's sick.
00:49:17It gets better.
00:49:18The two cops who arrested me at the party?
00:49:21Larry's cousins.
00:49:23No! No, I don't think that's funny at all.
00:49:26I didn't either.
00:49:27And then I sat down, and I started thinking about it, and...
00:49:31I got to laughing!
00:49:39That is funny.
00:49:42Those guys are certifiable.
00:49:44Tell me about it.
00:49:45Oh, God, I'm so relieved.
00:49:48Oh, now, Clifford, see?
00:49:50Didn't I tell you that everything would be just fine?
00:49:52Yes, you did.
00:49:53But I don't like those men, Miss Sarah.
00:49:56They're liars.
00:49:57And everybody knows that liars eventually get caught.
00:50:02That's right.
00:50:03You have a little pack right there.
00:50:06Okay, I'll see you tomorrow.
00:50:08And try to get some sleep, Martin.
00:50:10You look exhausted.
00:50:11Yeah.
00:50:12Got a lot of work to catch up on.
00:50:14Yeah.
00:50:14Listen, I'm sorry I was such a jerk about your trip with Ellis.
00:50:18Oh, I know, sweetheart.
00:50:20I know.
00:50:22Okay, so I'm gonna be staying at the Wimberton Hotel,
00:50:25so you can phone my suite every five minutes.
00:50:27It was suite?
00:50:28Yes.
00:50:29Bye, Clifford.
00:50:31Try to make sure by the time I get back,
00:50:33your uncle's not working on a chain gang.
00:50:35That's very good.
00:50:37That's very good.
00:50:38Okay, bye.
00:50:38Bye.
00:50:47Bye-bye.
00:50:48Bye.
00:50:49Bye.
00:50:50Get in the car.
00:50:58I am now out on bail.
00:51:02Are you listening to me?
00:51:04Are you?
00:51:06Yes, I am.
00:51:09I have a criminal record.
00:51:12But you know what you're gonna have?
00:51:14What?
00:51:15You're gonna have a one-way ticket back to your parents.
00:51:17Don't send me back to my parents.
00:51:19They hate me.
00:51:20Not as much as I do.
00:51:23Oh, stop with the fake tears.
00:51:25I'm not faking.
00:51:26I am sorry.
00:51:27I'll admit anything.
00:51:28Just don't send me back to my parents.
00:51:30I'll even tell Miss Sarah that I was the one who put the lipstick in your pocket,
00:51:33which I didn't.
00:51:34It was her father who did it.
00:51:37He wanted to embarrass you.
00:51:39He said that you were a simple-minded moron.
00:51:42Sarah's father called me a moron?
00:51:44A simple-minded moron.
00:51:47And Sarah's father put the lipstick in my pocket.
00:51:51Yes.
00:51:53Why would he do that?
00:51:54Because he hates you.
00:51:56I don't know why.
00:51:59I certainly think you're a nice enough sort.
00:52:01I suppose that Sarah's father also put the hot sauce in my drink.
00:52:06That I don't know.
00:52:07You don't.
00:52:08You don't.
00:52:09No.
00:52:09You don't!
00:52:09No!
00:52:10You have no idea who did that!
00:52:12I would suspect the bartender.
00:52:14You would suspect the bartender.
00:52:16Well, you know, I would suspect someone else.
00:52:19Now, who could that be?
00:52:23If you are about to say what I think you're about to say,
00:52:26that I don't want to hear it,
00:52:28because Sarah Davis loves you, Uncle Martin,
00:52:31she wouldn't do that.
00:52:33Oh, she has problems with you,
00:52:35but every relationship goes through that.
00:52:40Oh, you...
00:52:42You don't think it was me.
00:52:44Oh, Uncle Martin!
00:52:46Ah!
00:52:49And I had to be made naked in the jail!
00:52:52I was strip searched!
00:52:53I was humiliated!
00:52:55I know.
00:52:56I'm sorry.
00:52:57I'm sorry that I made the tape.
00:52:59Oh, God, it was wrong, Uncle Martin,
00:53:01and why did I do it?
00:53:02Why?
00:53:04I think I know why.
00:53:07Because I was so angry at you for having promised
00:53:11that you would take me to Dinosaur World
00:53:12and then breaking that promise, Uncle Martin!
00:53:14What is it with you and Dinosaur World?
00:53:16It's a sick thing!
00:53:17It's like you're obsessed with this Dinosaur World!
00:53:21I believe the Dinosaur World is the only place
00:53:23where a boy like me can be happy.
00:53:38Listen to me!
00:53:39Listen to me!
00:53:39Shut up a minute!
00:53:41Listen!
00:53:41Shut up!
00:53:42Mm-hmm!
00:53:45Okay.
00:53:45Will you listen to me?
00:53:46Will you listen to me?
00:53:47Yes, I believe you.
00:53:47All right, all right.
00:53:54Don't put the Dinosaur on me like that.
00:53:56Just leave the Dinosaur over there.
00:53:57Just leave the Dinosaur over there like that.
00:53:59I'm trying to tell you something.
00:54:03When I...
00:54:04When I was a little boy, you know, you touch the Dinosaur,
00:54:07I'm gonna kill you.
00:54:08Stephen wanted to stand here.
00:54:09Give me the Dinosaur!
00:54:10Give it to me!
00:54:11I'll rip its head off!
00:54:12Give it to me!
00:54:13God almighty, boy!
00:54:17Now, listen to me!
00:54:18I'm trying to tell you something to help you!
00:54:25Clifford, I'm trying to tell you something
00:54:27about when I was a little boy growing up in Chicago.
00:54:30All right?
00:54:31Yes.
00:54:32There was a great amusement park called Riverview.
00:54:35Did your father tell you about it?
00:54:37Yes.
00:54:38I thought that was the only place
00:54:40where a boy like me could be happy.
00:54:42But my father never took me there.
00:54:45And then one day...
00:54:49They tore it down.
00:54:51Before I ever got to go there.
00:54:53I understand how you feel, Clifford.
00:54:55You do?
00:54:56Yes.
00:54:58Does it ever get easier, my Uncle Martin?
00:55:02Not really.
00:55:03All right, now listen to me.
00:55:04Listen to me.
00:55:06Here's the deal.
00:55:08You go to your room, write a confession
00:55:10that I will take to the police,
00:55:11and I will not send you back to your parents.
00:55:15And you tell Sarah that you and I are the best of friends.
00:55:18And we are, aren't we?
00:55:19Shut up.
00:55:21But if you even look at me funny,
00:55:24if you do one thing that I find weird,
00:55:27which is, you know, like your middle name...
00:55:30See, you're doing it right now.
00:55:31Can you just act like a human boy for one minute here?
00:55:35Look at me like a person.
00:55:37You can't do it for more than a few seconds.
00:55:39Look at me like a human boy.
00:55:41Don't mess around with me.
00:55:43You're gonna be back on that plane.
00:55:45You understand me?
00:55:47I understand that.
00:55:48I love you.
00:55:50All right, all right, all right.
00:55:51Let it go.
00:55:52Let it go.
00:55:52Let it go.
00:55:57Stefan walked back.
00:56:03He says, please don't hurt him.
00:56:05He's the only one left in his family.
00:56:06All right, you know something?
00:56:07Take the dinosaur and go to your room with the dinosaur.
00:56:09I don't want the dinosaur.
00:56:10You take the dinosaur.
00:56:10Go ahead, go ahead.
00:56:11Write your confession.
00:56:12Yes.
00:56:15Pretty soon there won't be anyone left in his family!
00:56:21Okay, I've got 20 hours.
00:56:25I can do it if I don't panic.
00:56:31Flipper, come on down and get some lunch.
00:56:34Flipper!
00:56:45My dearest Uncle Martin, I have failed you in so many ways
00:56:48that I've decided to take the 145 train to San Francisco
00:56:51to try to find Miss Sarah Davis.
00:56:53I love you with all the love I have in my little boy heart, Clifford.
00:57:00What have I done?
00:57:01Oh, my God, what have I done?
00:57:12Flipper!
00:57:21Flipper!
00:57:22Flipper!
00:57:26Flipper!
00:57:33Have you seen this boy?
00:57:35No, sir.
00:57:45Have you seen this boy?
00:57:47No, no, I haven't.
00:57:56San Francisco, open your golden gate.
00:58:03You'll let nobody wait outside your door.
00:58:09San Francisco, here is your wandering one saying I wander no more.
00:58:16Other places only make me love you best.
00:58:18Tell me you're the one in all the golden ways.
00:58:29Would you like it, huh?
00:58:38Get your bag.
00:58:44San Francisco.
00:58:49San Francisco.
00:58:59Hello?
00:59:01Who's this?
00:59:03This is Brian.
00:59:04Who's this?
00:59:06Who's house is this?
00:59:07Um, it's the kid who's throwing the party.
00:59:10I think his name is, um, Clifford.
00:59:15Is Clifford there?
00:59:17Uh, no, actually, uh, last time I saw him, he was in the backyard bashed the shit out of a
00:59:21piñata.
00:59:22He said we could use his house for the party if we, uh, took him to Dinosaur World tomorrow.
00:59:26You want me to get him?
00:59:27Oh, I'll get him later.
00:59:40Where are you going?
00:59:41Uh, the airport.
00:59:42Uh, uh, swing by the Wemberton Hotel.
00:59:54Uh, driver, let, let, let's just forget about the hotel.
00:59:56Let, let's go right to the airport and let's do it.
01:00:01Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
01:00:02Stop the car, stop the car.
01:00:04Hey, wait, wait, wait.
01:00:05I'll get out here.
01:00:06What are you talking about?
01:00:06Hey, don't get out here.
01:00:07You're gonna get hit.
01:00:27This is, this is not just for me.
01:00:30This is, this is from all of us at the company.
01:00:33Here, let me, let me help you with it here.
01:00:37You know, I, I saw you eyeing it.
01:00:40There you go.
01:00:42A little tight.
01:00:45You like it?
01:00:46Oh, I don't know what to say.
01:00:48It's very beautiful, but I, ah!
01:00:51What?
01:00:52What's the matter?
01:00:54Nothing.
01:00:56It's, it's, I'm so excited.
01:00:58Ah!
01:00:58It's excited.
01:01:01I thought you would be.
01:01:04I'm, I'd like to go to the ladies' room and see how it looks on me.
01:01:07Okay.
01:01:07Okay?
01:01:08All right, I understand.
01:01:08So I'll be right here.
01:01:09Okay.
01:01:10Excuse me.
01:01:16What are you doing spying on me like this?
01:01:18What am I doing?
01:01:19What are you doing?
01:01:20What's with the necklace?
01:01:22He didn't give this necklace to me.
01:01:24The whole company gave this necklace to me.
01:01:25And anyway, I have no intention of actually keeping it.
01:01:28You are such a baby.
01:01:30You know, Clifford should be babysitting you.
01:01:32Oh, no thanks.
01:01:33I prefer babysitters who aren't affiliated with the Manson family.
01:01:37What are you talking about?
01:01:38Where is Clifford?
01:01:39Oh, don't worry about Clifford.
01:01:41He'll be happy if you give him a ton of sugar and a book about Hitler.
01:01:45What's that supposed to mean?
01:01:46I mean that Clifford is responsible for me being here.
01:01:49He tricked me into coming to San Francisco.
01:01:51Oh, come on now.
01:01:52Why would he do that?
01:01:54Why would he do that?
01:01:55Because he wanted to throw a party.
01:01:56That's why he would do that.
01:01:58You don't know the first thing about Hitler.
01:02:00Clifford.
01:02:00He's a lying, conniving, evil little monster.
01:02:04You see, Martin?
01:02:06That is the reason why you and I can never get married.
01:02:10If Clifford were your own son, you'd be talking about him the same way.
01:02:14It was all a big act, wasn't it?
01:02:18The special relationship with Clifford.
01:02:20The loving uncle.
01:02:21Well, let me tell you something.
01:02:23You're a phony.
01:02:24Believe me, I can spot a phony a mile away.
01:02:28Excuse me, honey.
01:02:29Have you seen a great collie dog around here?
01:02:31No, ma'am.
01:02:32I haven't.
01:02:38That's why I feel sorry for you, Martin.
01:02:41Because you're just going to end up one very lonely old man.
01:02:45Well, I feel sorry for you.
01:02:50I don't think you won't age.
01:02:55You call me a lonely old man and a phony.
01:03:12Well, thank you so much.
01:03:15Yeah.
01:03:17Oh, yeah.
01:03:22Oh, yeah.
01:03:24Oh, yeah.
01:03:48Oh, man, you creep!
01:03:51Ow!
01:03:52I think you broke a rib.
01:03:53Oh, I'm gonna break more than that if you try that again.
01:03:57No, don't do that.
01:04:02And as for this stupid thing,
01:04:04which I had no intention of keeping in the first place...
01:04:06No.
01:04:07No.
01:04:10Don't think I don't know what you're doing
01:04:11with your romantic little dinners
01:04:13and you're showering me with gifts.
01:04:17What is this thing centered on?
01:04:21It's not funny. Shut up!
01:04:22Let me help.
01:04:23No!
01:04:26Oh.
01:04:28Thanks, but no thanks.
01:04:30Hmm.
01:04:32Aw, honey.
01:04:34If you think this frightened little high school virgin act
01:04:38is turning me off,
01:04:41you're wrong.
01:04:42Oh, God!
01:04:44Oh, God!
01:04:45Oh, no!
01:04:48Oh, my God, it's true!
01:04:51Oh!
01:04:52Put that back.
01:04:54No.
01:04:55Put that back on my head.
01:04:58No.
01:04:59No, no.
01:05:00No, no.
01:05:01No, you don't!
01:05:02Just...
01:05:02No, no.
01:05:08No.
01:05:08Oh, man.
01:05:11No, no.
01:05:12We're not going to hurt.
01:05:13No, no, no, no.
01:05:16We're not going to hurt.
01:05:17No, no, no.
01:05:17What is there?
01:05:32Flipper!
01:05:34Flipper!
01:05:34Uncle Martin!
01:05:43Uncle Martin, I am so glad you're here.
01:05:47I got in a train to run away, but a person tried to touch my no-no special place.
01:05:52And then when I got back, there were bikers here, and they tied me up, Uncle Martin.
01:05:57And then they told me stories that they do on their bikes.
01:06:01Some of them were fun, but some of them were scary.
01:06:20Hi, this is Clifford.
01:06:22I can't tell you where my Uncle Martin is right now, but I'll give you a hint.
01:06:30Hello.
01:06:31Clifford?
01:06:33Miss Sarah Davis.
01:06:35How are you?
01:06:37Not very good.
01:06:38Why?
01:06:39Because Uncle Martin is becoming nutty nuts.
01:06:42He went away for the longest time, and when he came back, he was like a crazy person.
01:06:47I know what you mean, Clifford, but I think he's just overworked.
01:06:51I'll get the first plane home in the morning, and I'll see you then.
01:06:54I love you.
01:06:55I love you, Miss Sarah Davis.
01:06:57I love you too, Clifford.
01:07:07Oh, sometimes I scare myself.
01:07:34Oh, aren't you a sight for sore eyes.
01:07:38Oh, Miss Sarah Davis.
01:07:40My little mouth is parched from my long night of bondage.
01:07:44You poor dear darling.
01:07:46Are you okay?
01:07:47What has he done to you?
01:07:48I don't know.
01:07:49Why don't you ask him how he got tied up like that?
01:07:52Tell her about the bikers in your damn no-no place.
01:07:55You stay away from him.
01:07:57And it wasn't Larry Gold who made the bomb threat.
01:08:00It was him!
01:08:02I don't know what he's talking about.
01:08:04Why is his face twisted so...
01:08:06Martin, you need help.
01:08:08He's the one who needs help!
01:08:10He's the one!
01:08:12Go ahead, take him away, but don't blame me when his head starts spitting around!
01:08:16Watch out for the green vomit!
01:08:27Oh!
01:08:27Oh, God!
01:08:30Cassette!
01:08:33My model cassette!
01:08:35Where is it?
01:08:36How did it get out?
01:08:38Oh!
01:08:40All right!
01:08:54Oh...
01:08:55What?
01:09:00Oh!
01:09:01Oh!
01:09:03Oh!
01:09:05Oh!
01:09:06Oh!
01:09:06Oh!
01:09:07Oh!
01:09:07Oh, oh!
01:09:08The projections for the year 2000 indicate that the average speed is going to be...
01:09:15Where have you been?
01:09:17You should have been here an hour ago. I've been listening to this idiot.
01:09:21What are you looking at?
01:09:23Nothing.
01:09:24Good.
01:09:26Did you make the changes on the model?
01:09:28Yes, I made the changes on the model.
01:09:29Yeah, yeah, but you didn't shave.
01:09:31We got the entire press corps here. You look like shit.
01:09:33I look like shit, man. Well, you look like Willie Nelson.
01:09:41Ladies and gentlemen, at this time, I'd like to introduce the man who was the chief designer of this entire
01:09:49MagTrans project.
01:09:51Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Martin Daniels.
01:09:54Martin, come on up here, you son of a gun. Come on. Come on.
01:09:58They love you.
01:10:00Hey.
01:10:06Thank you very much.
01:10:09I just want to say that...
01:10:21Look out!
01:10:24Come on!
01:10:25Come on!
01:10:27Congratulations, Clifford.
01:10:30Brilliant.
01:10:32Who the hell is responsible for this?
01:10:36I am.
01:10:38You're fired.
01:10:41Of course I am.
01:10:43By the way, I happen to love Willie Nelson.
01:10:46Listen.
01:10:50I underestimated the evil one.
01:10:55Oh, Clifford.
01:10:57What shall we do?
01:11:00Whatever shall we do?
01:11:23I'm Larry and a scary Rex. I'm a scary dinosaur.
01:11:27But don't be scared of my sharp, sharp teeth or my mighty, mighty roar.
01:11:30I love kids and kids love me.
01:11:32Even...
01:11:32Shut up!
01:11:42Well, there it is, Clifford.
01:11:49Dinosaur world.
01:11:51Are you happy?
01:11:52I say I'm the happiest boy in the whole wide world, Uncle Mentalcase.
01:11:57Well, I'm the Mentalcase.
01:11:59But you're the one in the Stray Jacket.
01:12:01Yes.
01:12:02Well, I imagine when they put you in yours, you'll need a much larger one, sir.
01:12:07That's cute.
01:12:17Hi, Mitchell.
01:12:18Oh, hi, Mr. Daniels.
01:12:20This little fellow's just crazy about dinosaurs. I like to take him on a little tour.
01:12:24I'll take full responsibility.
01:12:26Yes, sir.
01:12:28And throw some light on the Rex, would you?
01:12:30Okie dokie.
01:13:05I'm a boy, Clifford.
01:13:08Are you excited, Clifford?
01:13:09Yes, because this has always been my dream, Uncle Martin.
01:13:12Yes, the same way as building a transit system was always my dream.
01:13:16Why do you say it was?
01:13:17Has something happened to it?
01:13:19Has something happened to it?
01:13:22We'll see how you feel about your dream after being on the ride for ten hours.
01:13:26Ten hours?
01:13:27Who, I would imagine I would like it even more.
01:13:30Then we'll see how you feel after a hundred hours.
01:13:41Yeah!
01:13:43Bye!
01:13:44Good night.
01:13:45Oh, no!
01:13:50No!
01:13:56Oh!
01:13:57Oh!
01:13:58Oh!
01:13:59Oh!
01:14:00Oh!
01:14:02Oh!
01:14:02Oh!
01:14:03Oh!
01:14:13Hello, I'm Teddy the Terodact.
01:14:16I'd turn back if I were you.
01:14:19Barry is in a horrible mood.
01:14:21Things haven't been going very well around here lately.
01:14:25Oh dear, Earthquake!
01:14:33Earthquake!
01:15:03Earthquake!
01:15:34You'd better get out before it's too late! Get out!
01:15:38Save yourself! No one has ever wandered into Manny's lair and lived to tell the tale!
01:16:09Oh boy, you're picky!
01:16:16Use your laser! It's the only chance of surviving!
01:16:24Lady luck, you owe me.
01:16:39Stefan, we did it!
01:16:41We killed that big luck!
01:16:43Bravo!
01:16:45And don't forget our new frozen yogurt bar!
01:16:49Is that scary?
01:17:03That was so much fun!
01:17:04By the way, how many years do you think you'll get for kidnapping me, Uncle Ten Most Wanted?
01:17:09Life.
01:17:11Let's go a little faster, shall we?
01:17:13Yes!
01:17:20Mommy!
01:17:24Mom!
01:17:26Mom!
01:17:34Was that scary?
01:17:36Not at all!
01:17:38Ah!
01:17:39A thought occurred to me!
01:17:40You think that Miss Sarah and Mr. Ellis perhaps would name their first child Martin?!
01:17:47That is so cute!
01:17:50You know, Clifford, I really shouldn't put this in hyperdrive, but I just can't seem to help myself.
01:17:57Oh, well.
01:18:02Ah!
01:18:06Ah!
01:18:10Oh boy!
01:18:14Ha!
01:18:17Aaaaah!
01:18:18Ah!
01:18:19Ah!
01:18:19Ah!
01:18:20Ah!
01:18:21Hello, I'm Teddy the Test.
01:18:23I'm Teddy the Test.
01:18:25I can back if I need you, I can back if I need you.
01:18:28I can.
01:18:28I can.
01:18:29Oh, my God.
01:19:21Someone help!
01:19:46Uncle Martin, save me!
01:19:52Uncle Martin?
01:19:53I'm thinking at home.
01:19:56Please, I'm scared.
01:19:57Well, I'm scared of what might happen if I save you.
01:20:00I mean, maybe I should do mankind a tremendous favor and let that dinosaur eat you.
01:20:06I mean, who knows what horrors you might unleash?
01:20:09What if you got your hands on some plutonium?
01:20:12I just made the bestest nuclear bomb in the whole wide world!
01:20:32Uncle Martin!
01:20:47Take my hand!
01:20:48Come on!
01:20:53Help me!
01:20:55Please!
01:20:56Please!
01:20:57Come on!
01:21:05Come on!
01:21:08Come on!
01:21:33I'm sorry!
01:21:34No, no!
01:21:34Clifford, don't!
01:21:35Don't!
01:21:35I don't want to hug you.
01:21:38I can't imagine anyone ever wanting to hug you.
01:21:41I really am sorry.
01:21:43You really are sorry?
01:21:44You know, sorrow is a human emotion.
01:21:47And as we know, you're not a human boy.
01:21:49You're just this destructive thing.
01:21:53Eventually, everyone just gets to hate you.
01:22:00Let's go.
01:22:04That's the way you feel.
01:22:05Why should I go with you then?
01:22:08Then don't go with me.
01:22:10It's your choice.
01:22:16For the first time in my life, I felt very confused.
01:22:23I had thought that I didn't care how Uncle Martin felt about me.
01:22:29But I was wrong.
01:22:32And his words had devastated me.
01:22:36And I thought I was so clever.
01:22:40And yet I hadn't figured out until that moment...
01:22:46...that if you destroy everyone who stands in the way of your dreams...
01:22:53...then you end up alone.
01:22:56No dreams at all.
01:23:02Is that what's gonna happen to me?
01:23:07You?
01:23:09No.
01:23:11You're much too intelligent for that.
01:23:15No.
01:23:16No.
01:23:19Did your uncle ever forgive you?
01:23:22I begged him to.
01:23:24I sent him over 287 letters of apology.
01:23:28All of them returned unopened.
01:23:32You're improving, Lofty.
01:23:37Whatever became of his girlfriend?
01:23:39Sarah Davis.
01:23:42Well, one day, out of the blue...
01:23:45...which is an expression we used to use back then...
01:23:48...I received a phone call from her...
01:23:51...with the bestest request in the whole wide world.
01:24:21...and his sons...
01:24:22...they were in a magnificent place...
01:24:23...in every day...
01:24:23...could look for you...
01:24:23...and...
01:24:32...and in every place.
01:24:38Uncle Martin had forgiven me.
01:24:40And that single act of kindness changed my life.
01:24:47Thank you, Father.
01:24:49You're welcome, Roger.
01:24:55Hey, Father.
01:24:57You were some kid.
01:25:01I'd really have to go a long way to match you.
01:25:05But I won't.
01:25:06Why is that, son?
01:25:07I want people to like me.
01:25:11How are you going to do that, Roger?
01:25:12I'm going to write 287 letters of apology.
01:25:18See you next week, Father.
01:25:20Bye-bye.
01:25:31Mission accomplished, old friend.
01:25:38Bye-bye.
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