00:00So, right, I'm tired of this.
00:03It's my mate Dave.
00:04He keeps boasting on that he's got a new missus and this, that and the other.
00:06So I'm thinking of ringing him and just saying,
00:08mate, I'm going to have to come and stay at us to get the divorce.
00:11Hello, stranger.
00:12All right, mate, you all right?
00:13Well, I would have been.
00:14What's happened to this pint we're supposed to be going for?
00:16I've been here for months.
00:18I know, I know.
00:19What have you been up to?
00:20Not been inside again, have you?
00:23The reason for the call, mate,
00:24me and the missus are going through a bad spell.
00:27That's why I've not rang you and we've not gone out for a drink.
00:30I don't believe you, Tim.
00:31You're always messing with you.
00:32You're always throwing that on him.
00:34No, honestly, honestly.
00:35I got the letter this morning, mate.
00:37She's actually filing for divorce, mate.
00:40You're serious?
00:41You're not messing around?
00:41I'm not messing about, mate.
00:43I don't want to stay in the house anymore.
00:44So I'm wondering, can I stay at yours for a bit?
00:47Well, you know, I'm only in the bedsit, Tim.
00:48I can't really put you up.
00:49Can I have out Steve?
00:50You'd be better off at Steve's, wouldn't you?
00:52I don't know what to do, mate.
00:53I really don't know what to do.
00:55Well, if you're telling the two, I really feel for you, mate.
00:58But I'm struggling because I'm seeing Christine.
01:00She stays a few nights a week and I've only got the one bedsit, if you know.
01:04No, I know.
01:05Just let me know what days Christine's staying and I'll stay the other days.
01:09You don't mind sharing the bed, do you?
01:10Well, you can have it.
01:12You have to stay on the sofa or something.
01:14Well, what about if I come and stay with you since there's been a company?
01:17Nah, it's just...
01:18That'd be better.
01:18I'm just worried about the room, Tim.
01:20It's not ideal, is it?
01:21You know, and then I'm all in the bed.
01:23What will the neighbours think?
01:24I don't mind sharing the bed and that.
01:26Like, we're just top and tail, is it, we did as kids?
01:30Yeah, I know, but we're a bit older than that now, aren't we?
01:33Yeah, I don't know, but...
01:34The old camping days, yeah, but...
01:36Honestly, I think Steve would be all right, Tim.
01:39He's got a spare bedroom, I'm sure he'd be all right.
01:41Only needs a neighbour that knows they park that up underneath
01:44to say I'm subletting or something.
01:46That's what worries me, and then I'm homeless as well.
01:48You can just move in with me then, can't you?
01:50Well, if she's going to get divorced in you, you're going to want half the house, isn't she?
01:54I'm only joking, mate.
01:55I'm only joking, she's not leaving.
01:57But I'm ringing to see when you're free for a pint.
02:01You don't, you don't avoid it, you don't avoid it, mate.
02:05I was, I was really worried then.
02:07Sorry, mate.
02:09Don't do things like that again, you daft git.
02:12I was panicking like mad then, how I could help you.
02:15I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
02:16When you, when you're free for a pint, when you're free.
02:19Whenever, whenever.
02:20We've been threatening, you know, you're always making excuses, aren't you?
02:24I'm not, it's not an excuse.
02:25The lads would like to see you down the club, the lads would like to see you down the club.
02:28I know, I know, it's been, I know it's been too long,
02:31but it's, listen.
02:32You still won't be screaming now, you daft git.
02:35I'm really panicking then.
02:36Right, I'm so sorry.
02:38I don't, right, I didn't mean it.
02:39She, she won't, she won't mean it.
02:40You won't turn around on you, mate.
02:41Anyway, definitely.
02:43You can get the champagne in now.
02:46No, I get it, I get it.
02:47I do, I, right, I owe you a pint.
02:49I owe you a champagne now, yeah, definitely.
02:51All right, mate, I'll speak to you in a bit.
02:53First, first round's on me.
02:54See you soon, mate.
02:55See you in a bit, ta-ra, ta-ra.
02:57Oh, Dave, oh, what, what a lad, what a lad.
03:00I didn't think he'd react like that.
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